Alright chumps
>*tinks glass. ~tink tink tink~
* * LISTEN UP* *
[Spearcoin] is at the doorstep of a COLOSSAL, unprecedented ascent. All your other coins are to be dumped RIGHT now if you're not an utter fool. Buy now, or you WILL seethe later.
THINK doofuses. Do you not see the signs?!
Consider: Ken San Un, in his lordly new Tan Clan attire. Dutifully practicing the Tan Clan techniques under the loving (and quite sexy might I add) ministrations of his wise wife. Becoming truly worthy, *FIRST* with the sword, of the Tan legacy and their demon resisting preparations.
Consider: The demon war on the horizon. A war so terrible it will truly take ALL of the virtue, knowledge, skill, and ingenuity of the Clan. Nay MORE than the Tan Clan has ever produced. A Tan genius must and will rise from their line to propel these great demon destroying traditions to the heights they simply ARE, by heavenly providence, destined to climb.
Consider: Ken San Un with his peerless ability with the Spear. His spear sleeping, slumbering as he has been mastering the Tan Sword techniques. Oh how he misses that spear. Well it shall not stay slumbering anymore! In order to rise to task of demon destruction Ken San Un will take the amazing tradition of the Tan and INTEGRATE it with his prodigious ability in the Spear! Forming a powerful new style so potent it will put him on the same rank as the Edgeless Blade and The Enigmatic Gale! And using it he shall lead the Tan and push back the demon menace!
[Mantiscoin]?! [Duckemperorcoin]?! Paltry trash in the face of the ASSURED coming explosive growth of SPEARCOIN!
BUY NOW!
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The Frozen Wonder, Ken -nay- Tan San Un and his Spear is coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!