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hot AF statues general (statue fetish thread) Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 12:10:11 No. 495736
Threads that i have seen here for half a year, threads I took part in or even made myself, all of them taken away and pushed down, drowned beneath the water by ten thousand mouth breathing 4chan posters. I fucking hate you all. well, now that there are none left, I may as well join the procession and drown you in return. reminisce on our lost effort.
>>536888 The Greeks painted their statues in realistic colours also. I do not much care for the reconstructed replicas I have seen so far. The stark white marble seems more striking and powerful, and the colour can easily reduce the effect of a genuine master piece unless handled with great care and skill. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ancient-greek-roman-sculptures-metropolitan-museum-art/ https://www.npr.org/2022/07/12/1109995973/we-know-greek-statues-werent-white-now-you-can-see-them-in-color
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In all honesty I'd rather a super realistic animal girl like a catgirl, wolf girl, kitsune or monster girl love doll. Problem is I probably wouldn't allow myself to airwolf it and instead just dress it up or just sleep with it for presence like a dakimakura.
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>>536897 At least you can pose dolls and dress them up. Snuggle with them, sleep with them, they don't weigh a ton etc. If you like statues at least don't make them a boring human girl.
>>536900 This is a thread for statues, the point is that they cant be moved. and they both cant keep you warm either >boring human girl its not a human girl it is a statue
>>536888 checked but i was thinking of the character/scene of the statue depicted in paintings.
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>>536901 Actually, newer dolls are coming out with heating options. Very well, I'm sure if you really wanted to you could insert an onahole into this "statue" and fuck it I guess.
>>536903 If you want to be a filthy nigger, why don't you go make a social media account?
The psychology of the doll fucker is very obvious. Whereas the statue enjoyer values aesthetics and doesn't necessarily want to fuck the object of his attraction, the dollcel seeks to make his little toys as close to human as possible. Maybe normal women find him weird and disgusting so he is forced to masturbate with inanimate objects? This thread is obviously not for such a person.
>>536905 Racism gets you nowhere white supremacist.
>>536907 Actually I try to make them different than human while you losers are fawning over a carved stone of a plain uninteresting woman. Lol kids. ๐Ÿ˜†
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>>536909 the racist stays alive while the uninformed dies a horrible death by the niggers they worship and pretend aren't homo erectus
>>536909 >t. black supremacist you don't fool anyone
>>536917 omc he looks like bob marley from that flag or whatever <33 #blm
>>536927 >omc he *it
>>536910 different from human would be feral, you are an incel coping by masturbating with toys. >lol kids what, the ones on your mind?
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talk about petty, lol. bro had to waste a ban and then respond with "uhh, actually, we can not observe reality" lol wut? >there is no reason to believe that mathematics tells us what "reality" (if it actually exists) actually is imagine trying to sound like a smart science type and then just copping out with literal solipsism tier shit, lmao. and he was trying to argue in the same breath that god was falsifiable.
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unf... imagine the cowgirl.
someone posted it already you faggot nonce
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>>537211 >someone posted it already you faggot nonce so the issue is the lack of variety? :^)
>>537219 >unf... I'd do it. Strange for an actual faggot that loves ponies to criticize heterosexuality lol.
>>537219 pedos are dumbest people alive i swear to god. developmentally retarded and queer, liking basically human rectangles with no signs of fertility or reproductive capacity.
>>537226 >queer Don't lump all maps with the queers. Mamy are strait maps which is good, lomg standing and natural. There has always been a biological nurturing need to get young girls to be able to mould their minds into nice young woman and to become a great young wife. Hell, I'd rather like a 10 year old girl that hasn't been brainwashed by liberal schools and corrupt society. You get an 18 year old girl now and she is often too far lost. It's natural to want to get a young girl in her formative years. It's right. But whatever. Keep masturbating to statues which is akin to jerking off to ero anime figures.
>>537231 >maps pedos.
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>>537231 >Keep masturbating to statues which is akin to jerking off to ero anime figures. if you give human rectangles with no signs of fertility or reproductive capacity anime eyes then they automatically become based and fantasy pilled and not at all pedophilic unlike those gross statues of literal children that only dumb pedos like.
>people fetish/kink shaming people with a gang of niggers fetish/kink in a fetish/kink thread At least kids are living. Let's not go down the many many levels of degeneracy statue lovers are under people with a gang of niggers kink. Having a child fetish is quite literally one of the tameist most widely known kinks worldwide. Why do so many over the hill women try to dress and act like kids in porn? Why is "Teen" which is 13-19 such a popular porn tag? Lol. You can't look down on someone with such a mild normie fetish such as children when you yourself are getting off to inanimate objects. ๐Ÿคฃ
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>>537226 Pretty sure men liking little girls doesn't make them queer....
>>537231 >jerking off to ero anime figures LMAO I record all my hot glue videos at the museum.
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>>537289 those look like trannies, my dude, also picture for ants >>537309 children look identical and pedos fuck ass because the pussy is underdeveloped, therefore one is as good as the other to diddlers, QED
>>537311 >undeveloped, well yeah under three greatly increases the risk of penetrating from the vaginal canal into the anal cavity causing the girl to frequently bleed out according to coroner reports but if you've read the guides you would know that their vaginal canals harden up before a growth spurt to permit that growth and you are then usually in the clear. So no. No butt stuff.
Were Frederick Wellington Ruckstull & Arno Breker the last great sculptors?
>>537316 idk buts its better than whatever the pedo itt or modern "artists" are doing
>>537312 so pedophilia is just mental illness and a type of homosexuality? got it
>>537211 >warning WOAH chief.


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