fuckable fauna general was one. they put effort into the op, and there was good discussion. Anyone else remember a thread? Please share. >(paintings too because i don't have many statues)

inanimate objects owe me sex

>>495744 uhh based?

>>495736 What is this called? Pygmalionsexual?

>>495772 no idea, i just thought of it when playing the remake of Resident Evil 4

>>495744 Man how much you wanna bet someone at some point in time rubbed their dick on those ass cheeks

Boop, muh fugguh!

>>495736 Always wondered why stature were naked and shit. I think either because the artists were perverts or it has something to do with the value virginity.

>>509540 The Greeks and Romans were major perverts, but it was not the sculptors and artists, people had lewd art on their walls at home: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus Not sure what the excuse for the bizarre sheela na gigs on medieval churches is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig

>>495736 Get a sex doll. It's a statue you can fuck. Feels awesome.

>>509620 Speaking of which, I posted these on /v/ some time ago. Did anybody actually risk the "you get what you pay for" meme, and if so, how was it?

>>509569 >>509540 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus and https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine too off the top of my head >people are perverted because we enjoy nudity the only perversion is thinking that our inherent sexual nature is perverted

this is now the anti 4chan - cultural preservation thread. we hate 4chan refugees and rep our set, "8chan"

>>509620 except its icky and soft...

>making multiple statues of nude pixie Emma Watson in various positions Based and coomerpilled

>>509920 How much, and does it ship to Stratford, CT?

>>509956 it wont be long till you can just 3d print a full size one in your home out of marble. i give it 20 years max.

>>509956 Idk, you could try to reach the sculptor, if it's not too late

>>510014 >>509920 I can’t shake the impression that the sculptor may have embellished her feminine features somewhat.

>>503131 >>503136 >>509569 why were there so many tranny statues? i get that there was the hermaphroditus myth, but this display seems excessive and anecdotal even.

>>510065 one of them is edited.

>>510065 Usually the Greeks preferred to depict their heroes flaccid and with average or smaller genitals, but some deities were fertility gods/goddesses, and the genitals indicate that. Look up the priests/priestesses of Magna Mater; men who mutilated themselves to mirror their hermaphrodite deity. Also we are looking at these depictions with modern eyes. To them the depiction of someone with male and feminine characteristics probably represented fertility, unity, completeness, without the negative associations of the modern troon agenda.

>>510041 Booba and butte seem pretty accurate to me

I want to FUCK these statues

>>511097 <In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women. Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.

>>510090 that real?

>>509920 >>510014 >>510090 Is this the same guy who made this one?

Im still here Also I'm wondering if any loli statues were ever made in ancient times

>>511133 Well duh >>511459 I don't think so. Haven't seen that one before

>>495736 OP, I've seen some weird kinks but you really hit rock bottom with this one.

can anyone ID the COW in the background?

>>511515 gooning is rock bottom, they actually deify porn (any and all) and want to reach a state where everything they see arouses them, corrupting everything with their gaze. me? i just like inanimate stone depictions of ancient trad women.

>>512313 Yeah, it's a cow. You're welcome.

>>511481 idk but ive seen modern ones, which tend to not last long due to controversy. btw do you mean just innocent lolis or stuff relevant to the thread subject? if its the latter i dont know what to tell you.

>>511108 holy based

Contribution from the statue fetish gallery on flickr

was the queen like super stacked or something? most of the statues have a butch face, but also some have massive tits. also i think thats Athena

>>512313 Hera/Juno: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giunone_cesi,_arte_ellenistica,_coll._albani.JPG >>512394 Think her corset did some heavy lifting, pushing her breasts up, though she did put on a lot of weight after her husband died.

>>512519 thanks and that makes sense

This is Havis Amanda in Helsinki. There's a tradition that on May Day (May the 1st), students wash her and put a cap on her head. They're going to do it tomorrow!

>>512730 We need to return to tradition. Only ugly war memorials and even uglier modernist art installations masquerading as statues here where I live. Here are some works by Arno Breker.

>>512323 Just statues of naked kids

>>512853 yeah probably nothing that isnt modern and privately collected

bump to defend against the tourists.

>>511108 >>512327

>>518368 those soyjaks on the shelf lol. based anyway

archive.org has a few collections of art that are good for this.

>>523834 Huh, I played Dead Island 2 yesterday because it was free on Epic a while back and I distinctly remember seeing this exact statue many times in the starting house. It's a small world.

>>523845 thats so cool i also played. i like the ones outside though. resident evil 4 remake has some as well

>>495736 One of the museums in paris has a statue with boobs you're allowed to grab. I got some honks even though it's not my deal like it i

>>524359 which museum and what statue?

>>524359 which museum and what statue?

What's easier? To learn to sculpt beautiful women, or to learn magic and turn super models into stone?

>>525623 Probably stonework, im 30 years into magic and I still cant even get a succubus to blow me.

>>525628 Hqve you tried wearing a tie and nothing else as you perform your rituals?

>>525630 ...no. Well there goes my night. Let you know in the morning I guess.

>>529000 the guys making these games know whats up

>>525766 This is beautiful

>>525766 I am not a faggot but even I know this is one of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.

>>530809 yeah, and?

>>532395 Kinda dumb, doesn't hold a candle to the statues made of artistic skill and desire, it is prop, for a show that was made in a civilization decline

>>532457 ok but i think it is more about general statue girls, and weeping angels are pretty iconic regardless as a concept.

>>532488 4 for the price of 1

I got a whole vidya renaissance here (DS3)

(Elden Ring)

(RE4)

what's your take on fictional/digital statues as opposed to irl physical ones?

>>535194 There's some nice ones in Cainhurst in Bloodborne too.

>>535359 yeah? only beat it once, will have to make another run.

>>535361 lmao, thought it was a mod. overwatch has some too, not like that though

Res 6. thats all I have anyway. resident evil 6 also has some kino flesh women too though.

found on pinterest. dont know if real or if there is a larger better version

these ones are pretty thicc

some different perspectives i dont think are already here (havent checked)

Big penisgirl statues are great.

>>536513 dont have any, sorry. closest i can think of is the hermaphrodite character but they look more like a trap.

here you go, maybe there are better statues with more pronounced features/less twink death but idk

>>495736 has anyone done painting versions of these types of statues? like, making them realistic as a painting.

based thread

Lord I'm cumming the kid was only six year old.

Harder and harder I don't think she will live till seven.

>>536730 Supposedly the Romans use to do this. The neoclassical set prefers their marble raw which is why the natural marble style is wide spread. Personally I'm with the neoclassical folks on this one but if you have a good artists it can look quite nice. There's sporadic sculptors that do paint their statues even today.

>>536888 The Greeks painted their statues in realistic colours also. I do not much care for the reconstructed replicas I have seen so far. The stark white marble seems more striking and powerful, and the colour can easily reduce the effect of a genuine master piece unless handled with great care and skill. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ancient-greek-roman-sculptures-metropolitan-museum-art/ https://www.npr.org/2022/07/12/1109995973/we-know-greek-statues-werent-white-now-you-can-see-them-in-color

In all honesty I'd rather a super realistic animal girl like a catgirl, wolf girl, kitsune or monster girl love doll. Problem is I probably wouldn't allow myself to airwolf it and instead just dress it up or just sleep with it for presence like a dakimakura.

>>536897 At least you can pose dolls and dress them up. Snuggle with them, sleep with them, they don't weigh a ton etc. If you like statues at least don't make them a boring human girl.

>>536900 This is a thread for statues, the point is that they cant be moved. and they both cant keep you warm either >boring human girl its not a human girl it is a statue

>>536888 checked but i was thinking of the character/scene of the statue depicted in paintings.

>>536901 Actually, newer dolls are coming out with heating options. Very well, I'm sure if you really wanted to you could insert an onahole into this "statue" and fuck it I guess.

>>536903 If you want to be a filthy nigger, why don't you go make a social media account?

The psychology of the doll fucker is very obvious. Whereas the statue enjoyer values aesthetics and doesn't necessarily want to fuck the object of his attraction, the dollcel seeks to make his little toys as close to human as possible. Maybe normal women find him weird and disgusting so he is forced to masturbate with inanimate objects? This thread is obviously not for such a person.

>>536905 Racism gets you nowhere white supremacist.

>>536907 Actually I try to make them different than human while you losers are fawning over a carved stone of a plain uninteresting woman. Lol kids. 😆

>>536909 the racist stays alive while the uninformed dies a horrible death by the niggers they worship and pretend aren't homo erectus

>>536909 >t. black supremacist you don't fool anyone

>>536917 omc he looks like bob marley from that flag or whatever <33 #blm

>>536927 >omc he *it

>>536910 different from human would be feral, you are an incel coping by masturbating with toys. >lol kids what, the ones on your mind?

talk about petty, lol. bro had to waste a ban and then respond with "uhh, actually, we can not observe reality" lol wut? >there is no reason to believe that mathematics tells us what "reality" (if it actually exists) actually is imagine trying to sound like a smart science type and then just copping out with literal solipsism tier shit, lmao. and he was trying to argue in the same breath that god was falsifiable.

unf... imagine the cowgirl.

>>537211 >someone posted it already you faggot nonce so the issue is the lack of variety? :^)

>>537219 >unf... I'd do it. Strange for an actual faggot that loves ponies to criticize heterosexuality lol.

>>537219 pedos are dumbest people alive i swear to god. developmentally retarded and queer, liking basically human rectangles with no signs of fertility or reproductive capacity.

>>537226 >queer Don't lump all maps with the queers. Mamy are strait maps which is good, lomg standing and natural. There has always been a biological nurturing need to get young girls to be able to mould their minds into nice young woman and to become a great young wife. Hell, I'd rather like a 10 year old girl that hasn't been brainwashed by liberal schools and corrupt society. You get an 18 year old girl now and she is often too far lost. It's natural to want to get a young girl in her formative years. It's right. But whatever. Keep masturbating to statues which is akin to jerking off to ero anime figures.

>>537231 >maps pedos.

>>537231 >Keep masturbating to statues which is akin to jerking off to ero anime figures. if you give human rectangles with no signs of fertility or reproductive capacity anime eyes then they automatically become based and fantasy pilled and not at all pedophilic unlike those gross statues of literal children that only dumb pedos like.

>>537232 MAPS

>people fetish/kink shaming people with a gang of niggers fetish/kink in a fetish/kink thread At least kids are living. Let's not go down the many many levels of degeneracy statue lovers are under people with a gang of niggers kink. Having a child fetish is quite literally one of the tameist most widely known kinks worldwide. Why do so many over the hill women try to dress and act like kids in porn? Why is "Teen" which is 13-19 such a popular porn tag? Lol. You can't look down on someone with such a mild normie fetish such as children when you yourself are getting off to inanimate objects. 🤣

4got example pic

>>537226 Pretty sure men liking little girls doesn't make them queer....

>>537231 >jerking off to ero anime figures LMAO I record all my hot glue videos at the museum.

>>537289 those look like trannies, my dude, also picture for ants >>537309 children look identical and pedos fuck ass because the pussy is underdeveloped, therefore one is as good as the other to diddlers, QED

>>537311 >undeveloped, well yeah under three greatly increases the risk of penetrating from the vaginal canal into the anal cavity causing the girl to frequently bleed out according to coroner reports but if you've read the guides you would know that their vaginal canals harden up before a growth spurt to permit that growth and you are then usually in the clear. So no. No butt stuff.

Were Frederick Wellington Ruckstull & Arno Breker the last great sculptors?

>>537316 idk buts its better than whatever the pedo itt or modern "artists" are doing

>>537312 so pedophilia is just mental illness and a type of homosexuality? got it

>>537211 >warning WOAH chief.