fuckable fauna general was one. they put effort into the op, and there was good discussion. Anyone else remember a thread? Please share. >(paintings too because i don't have many statues)

inanimate objects owe me sex

>>495744 uhh based?

>>495736 What is this called? Pygmalionsexual?

>>495772 no idea, i just thought of it when playing the remake of Resident Evil 4

>>495744 Man how much you wanna bet someone at some point in time rubbed their dick on those ass cheeks

Boop, muh fugguh!

>>495736 Always wondered why stature were naked and shit. I think either because the artists were perverts or it has something to do with the value virginity.

>>509540 The Greeks and Romans were major perverts, but it was not the sculptors and artists, people had lewd art on their walls at home: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus Not sure what the excuse for the bizarre sheela na gigs on medieval churches is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheela_na_gig

>>495736 Get a sex doll. It's a statue you can fuck. Feels awesome.

>>509620 Speaking of which, I posted these on /v/ some time ago. Did anybody actually risk the "you get what you pay for" meme, and if so, how was it?

>>509569 >>509540 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus and https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurine too off the top of my head >people are perverted because we enjoy nudity the only perversion is thinking that our inherent sexual nature is perverted

this is now the anti 4chan - cultural preservation thread. we hate 4chan refugees and rep our set, "8chan"

>>509620 except its icky and soft...

>making multiple statues of nude pixie Emma Watson in various positions Based and coomerpilled

>>509920 How much, and does it ship to Stratford, CT?

>>509956 it wont be long till you can just 3d print a full size one in your home out of marble. i give it 20 years max.

>>509956 Idk, you could try to reach the sculptor, if it's not too late

>>510014 >>509920 I can’t shake the impression that the sculptor may have embellished her feminine features somewhat.

>>503131 >>503136 >>509569 why were there so many tranny statues? i get that there was the hermaphroditus myth, but this display seems excessive and anecdotal even.

>>510065 one of them is edited.

>>510065 Usually the Greeks preferred to depict their heroes flaccid and with average or smaller genitals, but some deities were fertility gods/goddesses, and the genitals indicate that. Look up the priests/priestesses of Magna Mater; men who mutilated themselves to mirror their hermaphrodite deity. Also we are looking at these depictions with modern eyes. To them the depiction of someone with male and feminine characteristics probably represented fertility, unity, completeness, without the negative associations of the modern troon agenda.

>>510041 Booba and butte seem pretty accurate to me

I want to FUCK these statues

>>511097 <In ancient Greek mythology, Pygmalion was a highly accomplished Cypriot sculptor. Though skilled at imitating the human form, and well acquainted with it's subtleties, he became disgusted by it when he witnessed the Propoetides prostituting themselves. These women were punished by Venus for their lack of worship with a coarseness of skin and a crudeness of nature, and were then forced into prostitution. Seeing this, Pygmalion the sculptor was repelled and could no longer appreciate women. Seemingly alone, Pygmalion sought to create for himself a perfect, pure, unsullied companion. He used his particular skills to this end: he created a statue bride.

>>510090 that real?

>>509920 >>510014 >>510090 Is this the same guy who made this one?

Im still here Also I'm wondering if any loli statues were ever made in ancient times

>>511133 Well duh >>511459 I don't think so. Haven't seen that one before

>>495736 OP, I've seen some weird kinks but you really hit rock bottom with this one.

can anyone ID the COW in the background?

>>511515 gooning is rock bottom, they actually deify porn (any and all) and want to reach a state where everything they see arouses them, corrupting everything with their gaze. me? i just like inanimate stone depictions of ancient trad women.

>>512313 Yeah, it's a cow. You're welcome.

>>511481 idk but ive seen modern ones, which tend to not last long due to controversy. btw do you mean just innocent lolis or stuff relevant to the thread subject? if its the latter i dont know what to tell you.

>>511108 holy based

Contribution from the statue fetish gallery on flickr

was the queen like super stacked or something? most of the statues have a butch face, but also some have massive tits. also i think thats Athena

>>512313 Hera/Juno: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Giunone_cesi,_arte_ellenistica,_coll._albani.JPG >>512394 Think her corset did some heavy lifting, pushing her breasts up, though she did put on a lot of weight after her husband died.

>>512519 thanks and that makes sense

This is Havis Amanda in Helsinki. There's a tradition that on May Day (May the 1st), students wash her and put a cap on her head. They're going to do it tomorrow!

>>512730 We need to return to tradition. Only ugly war memorials and even uglier modernist art installations masquerading as statues here where I live. Here are some works by Arno Breker.

>>512323 Just statues of naked kids

>>512853 yeah probably nothing that isnt modern and privately collected

bump to defend against the tourists.

>>511108 >>512327

>>518368 those soyjaks on the shelf lol. based anyway

archive.org has a few collections of art that are good for this.

>>523834 Huh, I played Dead Island 2 yesterday because it was free on Epic a while back and I distinctly remember seeing this exact statue many times in the starting house. It's a small world.

>>523845 thats so cool i also played. i like the ones outside though. resident evil 4 remake has some as well

>>495736 One of the museums in paris has a statue with boobs you're allowed to grab. I got some honks even though it's not my deal like it i

>>524359 which museum and what statue?

>>524359 which museum and what statue?

What's easier? To learn to sculpt beautiful women, or to learn magic and turn super models into stone?

>>525623 Probably stonework, im 30 years into magic and I still cant even get a succubus to blow me.

>>525628 Hqve you tried wearing a tie and nothing else as you perform your rituals?

>>525630 ...no. Well there goes my night. Let you know in the morning I guess.

>>529000 the guys making these games know whats up

>>525766 This is beautiful

>>525766 I am not a faggot but even I know this is one of the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who.

>>530809 yeah, and?

>>532395 Kinda dumb, doesn't hold a candle to the statues made of artistic skill and desire, it is prop, for a show that was made in a civilization decline

>>532457 ok but i think it is more about general statue girls, and weeping angels are pretty iconic regardless as a concept.

>>532488 4 for the price of 1