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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #7935 Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 21:03:04 Id: 3ff263 No. 103817
Previous Threads: >>>/barchive/ >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >4/22 (Tue) After maintenance – 5/7 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Hikari (3* Limited) Nozomi (3* Limited) Aoba (1* Welfare) >News: 6th PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwWVgGE5b0Q[Embed] Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/545 >Events: Highlander Railroad Explosion Incident 〜 And Then The Train Was Gone 〜 – 4/22 (Tue) After maintenance – 5/7 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Total Assault: Gregorius (Indoor Warfare) – 4/30 (Wed) 11:00 – 5/7 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoors – Elastic Armor) – 4/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 5/21 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Bounty – 4/22 (Tue) 4:00 – 4/30 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Normal – 4/30 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/7 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Commissions/Lesson – 5/7 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/14 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Hard/Scrimmage – 5/14 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/21 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x EXP – 4/26 (Sat) 4:00 – 4/28 (Mon) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >4/15 (Tue) After Maintenance – 4/29 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) Mari (Idol) (3* Limited) Sakurako (Idol) (3* Limited) Mine (Idol) (1* Welfare) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2809574 GIFTCODES: https://rentry.org/CouponBA PC Client release: Summer 2025 >Events: Serenade Promenade – 4/15 (Tue) After Maintenance – 4/29 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC) >Content: Total Assault: Gregorius (Indoor Warfare) – 4/22 (Tue) 2:00 – 4/28 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC) Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Special Armor) – 4/16 (Wed) 2:00 – 5/12 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC)
[Expand Post]2x Bounty – 4/14 (Mon) 7:00 – 4/21 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC) 2x Lesson/Commissions – 4/21 (Mon) 7:00 – 4/28 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC) Information >When a thread reaches the bump limit, report the thread and check the global checkbox >Request that the thread be moved to the archive board >>>/barchive/ >Once the thread is moved, make a new one
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T BLUR ME Rolling blue ID
Boyfriend archive
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post Wakamo
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I will NOT have a brown ID
Remember to fill up the old thread eventually once it's cleaned up.
Fuck you bad Chise
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supher highh speed waka running away from the blur
>>103817 >Green Based
ID mood check
Red ID
>>103820 Holy shit I'm blue
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>>103822 Wakamo Love!!!
gato love
>>103820 good job
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I wish they'd give us Fox Platoon.
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Please remember to report the previous thread for archival
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Night, batters. Hope you have a good week ahead.
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
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I have returned.
When we move to /gacha/ it's full of koharu
>>103822 WakaFeet
where's the script anon. is there a way for the script to only run when it detect certain keywords in the OP? it sucks that it has to blur images on other threads
Ui love
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>>103840 already did already archived
>>103817 sex with midori
(100)
>>103817 >green ID CHEATING
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>>103833 Is /bat/ also a Hasumi General?
Rolling for pink ID. I like pinks. >>1274449 The thing is 3 was also made by the same artist...maybe he just sucks at dimensions or whatever the fuck it's called.
New thread, new me
>>103855 It doesn't seem like it
>>103820 Rollan
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>>103842 Nice Melons
Check out this purple
>>103820 >DON'T BLUR ME I turn off the script for the first few hundred posts.
>>103853 How would Chise respond if I walked up and licked her horns?
>>103853 Students for this weird vomit green I keep getting?
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Which student has the best tail and why is it Momoka?
Why did the donut start a band? It had jammin’ skills!
>>103863 You got Meru'd
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Is Koharu your favorite pink-haired student?
>>103869 nah bro I'm dead 💀💀💀
Rolling
rolling
Nothing would be more cathartic than peeling Momoka's tail shed
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Please renew my ID onegaishimasu
>>103869 can someone explain this one for me?
I think the archive board should get some banners for itself.
>>103881 you can fill donuts with jam
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>>103869 I don't get it
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Do your final Greg and get comfy! Or don't. Nobody gives a fuck. Party on, Shigi!
>>103873 I'm not sure if I have one
Alright now that you got your IDs, post a student based on the color.
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ID roll.
>>103888 donuts have jam in them (some of them)
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WakaTail
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Spinning.
>2025 >no niko >no shuro >no niya >no akira >no kai >still missing 3 prisoners >no v4 continuation >no v5 continuation >no momotalk renewals >story updates once every 5 months
ako olev good night cocksuckers I'll go to bed in thirty minutes
>>103855 It seems like it at times.
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>>103900 Mutsuki.. you're telling me behind kusogaki facade she was actually a tortured soul..?
Sex with a student that represents my new ID color
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>>103869 I'm going to throat punch you.
>>103884 What are the banners resolutions in here? I might make some.
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>try to tell seiascript to put a hot on his coom maki >threads over cunning scripting FUCK
>>103907 Toki time!
Desublur
>>103900 >halo still on Putting the dick inside her to freak her out
>>103914 >hot a HAT FUCK SO MAD I COULDNT EVEN TYPE RIGHT
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>>103820 NICE JOB
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Well, I think that's enough games for today. You should rest for work tomorrow.
Brown blur
Ive been sent… to force you all to return… >*starts punching you all till you return*
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>>103891 I guess
>>103908 sorry for being scary seia
Please give thanks to pic related for saving Blue Archive
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>>103927 Thanks, Karin.
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>>103927 blurry girls, your all of you do great!
>>103909 with your cock?
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>>103891 Hiyori it is again.
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darn. pink. oh well.
I SAY CUNNY YOU SAY ARCHIVE CUNNY
>>103891 >Black IDs don't exist Hasumi, Mash, Hinata, Serika, Rio, Tsurugi and Shun will never be posted as an answer to this type of post...
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FASTER
>>103911 >AIslop
>>103935 No, that's toki, and a pretty good pick at that, if I may add, you lucky bastard. Wanna switch? Uhm, let's see... for Aru? Deal?
>4/bag/ finally starts pushing back against retards trying to start a inter/bag/ war Based.
>>103946 >brown ID Checks out.
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>yellow line on my monitor. bros...
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>>103927 Thanks Karin! Thanks Asuna! neru Thanks Akane! Thanks Toki!
Deadass what could one realistically do when faced by a bulletproof, hormona teenage girl. Unlike them, one shot and you're fucked. they'll just aim at you and be like >PUT THE PANTS IN THE CURB, SENSEI and they won't reason. they only want one thing. Simply, the fate of Sensei's dick is not up to him. And that's a bit sad, don't you think? It should be a give and take thing
>>103901 Die gookako!!
>>103950 It's joever get a new one
/r/equesting an apng version of this
>>103942 tsurugi gets a free pass since you can post her with a red ID
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>>103857 Green it is. >thread already archive damn that was fast, let's see if I get this right >>102270
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>>103942 I've seen some I would count as black
>doesn't even change IPs now I won. SEAmonkey lost.
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>>103849 I was slow on the reminder
>>103942 I've seen some black IDs
>>103942 You can get something that's close but yeah 000000 used to be used for TOR users but it changed at some point
>>103956 You can do it in 5 second with an online converter
>>103950 <a rainbow of lines on my 2nd monitor I've had it since Koizumi was PM
>>103963 the blur filter really pissed him off
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>>103952 I'll say I am disappoint
>>103924 She tanked that btw.
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>>103959 Dammit.
>>103930 >2 If she weren't already in jail I'd send her there. I use Schale's authority to make it illegal for students to shave their pubes.
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>>103954 >>103955 I do not want to use my credit card.
>>103971 id expect nothing less
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>>103956 Just use this https://ezgif.com/gif-to-apng and resize it to 200x200
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think I'll get raids out early today.
>>103975 I kept mine as a secondary monitor and just got used to it
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Post your favorite nun
>>103972 is it too much to say I would suck the mosaic of her cock?
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PLAT STATUS? THE END IS COMING
>>103869 I cast testicular torsion on anon 1d20 = 19
>>103900 Corncerning.
>>103968 i have a 10-15 px line of all three colors on one of my monitors but it's been slowly disappearing over the last year and now there are just a few red ones left in the middle. I think it will be healed in a few months.
>>103900 any cerners?
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>>103967 >>103981 Yeah I just found the site and tried it also my ID color changed somehow
>>103990 Suzumi would never.
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>>103989 >NA >4k I'm scared.
>>103995 >.png wut magic is this?
>>103989 Comfy Minori clear, top 200ish
Does the scatretard know we can just block the IDs we don't like Guess not since he's a 4channer retard
>>103820 We found it, the Blue Archive.
>>103952 It's sad but it's my fate to be a flesh dildo for my students. I've accepted it now and there's literally nothing I can do about it. nn
>>104002 they probably just don't care. why else would they post such things?
>>104002 omg essex hi!
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Why does my ID keep changing
>>104006 Too many students want to lick my ass
>>104002 Oh, he knows, the reason why he posts 4-5 times from the same IP is because people use filters to blur images from IDs with less than 3 posts or so
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>>104010 I'm stealing your IDs
Hina
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GlobalBros, will you place this furniture in your cafe when the Shupogakis' event goes live?
Just hina
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>>104015 Stop that
>>104012 we can just... increase that number? honestly i dont mind blurring all the images because i can tell at a glance when something is scatfaggery and just block the id before unblurring. honestly site admin should just rangeban singapore
>>104017 hahaha, fuck no.
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>>103945 Bleh I hate how much AI there's been lately, especially on Pixiv.
>>103989 outfuckingchink'd/10
Which Archive is the most racist?
>>104016 Bobina
>>104007 scatnigger has a vendetta against this game for whatever reason
Test 2
>>104017 They're from the shop, right?
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>>103999 do not be afraid
>>104017 It MIGHT go in my Gehenna / Shopping Mall themed cafe, but I can't give any promises
>>104023 i don't really mind ai if it looks good. the issue is it never looks good.
>>103901 stop playing todd slop and go to sleep
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>>103989 Top 1k EU with an INS speerun
>>104023 Pixiv is especially terrible since you need to buy a subscription to block out all the AItards that don't tag their shit. At least with xitter you don't have any issue with preventing them from ever reappearing on your feed.
>>104037 I don't believe you
>>104020 Yeah he's fighting a losing battle since you can freely change the threshold, and you can easily tell what's behind the blur and just filter his ID before it goes past that threshold
>>104020 >rangeban singapore rangebanning SEA would be nice but scatnigger uses proxies and shit, so he would just turn one of them
>>103989 Gold. Decided to stick with safe clear with I.Mari instead of dumping 1.2k ligma on S.Hoshino to risk the speedrun clear.
>>104038 Wait how do you block aifags from showing up on your feed?
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>>104030 Leave me alone please.
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>>104037 This until today. I'm now in the 4figure range sadly. Still think it should be enough.
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strong zero tastes really good
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>>104044 You need Pixiv premium. The website allows you to blacklist like one or two accounts if you have a free account. tho idk if the limit's increased or outright removed with Premium. The site already offers an AI filter, but a lot of AIfags don't tag their shit accordingly because it makes them lose hits.
>>104020 acid has something up his sleeve and I dont think its a simple rangeban at least it didnt sound like it
>>103821 >another son to sex Very based and not gay btw
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>>104047 remember the 90's are faster
>>104053 Be quiet.
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Good morning /bag/
>>104057 Good morning
When is the next main story update releasing? Next week? I forgot which day they mentioned during the last JP livestream.
>instructing Motomiya Chiaki to go and take some lovely pictures of your cute daughter-wife ahhh, the many perks of being in cahoots with the Pandemonium Society. When will you finally join forces too with the great leader of the Pandemonium Society, the student council of Gehenna Academy district, the one and only Hanuma Makoto, Sensei?
>>103989 Investing and sweating for TOR was worth it. My best INS clear would have put me at 4500 in NA right now, so there's a good chance that could end up less than 100 ranks outside plat by the end of the raid. That'd be awful. But today's clear put me above 600.
>>104057 Welcome back sensei
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>>104057 Morning. She looks like a fly with the blur kek.
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Aheeem... fuck Hina, fuck Kaiser, and fuck the Jews! And don't believe their many lies! VOTE FOR MAKOTO
>>104067 Good one, Seia.
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Would you...?
>>104044 ...just block them when they do pop up on your feed? Assuming you're talking about xitter
>>104068 Voting for her feet
>>104060 MUH KEY SEXO
>>104067 Please shoot me in the head and end it all, seia
Don't forget to do your challenge stages
>>104067 Stop that
>>103989 at 2.9k, I think I'll be fine.
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>>104072 oh..okay?
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>>104039 >>104046 It actually went down a bit since last time i checked. But it's still a guaranteed plat
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Tsukuyo...
To the anon who missed timestamp names, I found this on the meta thread: Adds a button to download a file and gives it a timestamp name, instead of the original name or the hash: https://github.com/Stark-Night/8chanmoe-userscripts/blob/master/save-file-timestamp.user.js I haven't tested it, but it seems like it only works by clicking the added button, so opening and image on another window or saving through right click won't change its filename. Also, with the rapid developments of the site's features, it might stop working (if it hasn't already), be incompatible with other scripts (idk if if works with reverse imeji search), or hopefully become obsolete and get incorporate into the site.
i'm gonna do it
>>104074 Make sure to turn off Arona and Plana before that
>>104082 SENSEI NO IT'S GOING TO CRASH YOUR COMPUTER
>>104080 That's just how Tall Kids™ are treated in Japan
>>104038 >>104044 Pixiv changed things recently, so if you have an account you can block all AI-generated-tagged rubbish: Go to Settings > Display Settings > "AI-generated work" (obviously uncheck this so you do not see any AI slop)
>>104082 you'll die
>>104086 Anon read that again he said AIjeets don't tag their shit
>>104087 I'm so fucked up...
>>104086 I have that setting unchecked/set to hide but I still get shit tagged with AI on my feed so I'm pretty sure it just doesn't work
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>>104082 >10k bitcoins Seiafag is eating good tonight.
>>104080 We love and fuck trees here
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Best /bag/ WON
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>>104079 >didn't censor his level Too bad, your pyro stash is already mine
>>104094 That's the thing: It does work BUT AIkeks need to tag their shit appropiately. They don't.
>>103932 I blame the schizo
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>reading Midoris momo talk >get to the part where sensei gets her the limited edition copy >really take a hit in the feels Its not fair, I should be doing this irl to a sweet girl like Midori. (((They))) took this from me.
>>104038 Half the artists I follow on xitter have begun retweeting and following AI artists. I can't tell if they're just retarded and can't tell or don't even care anymore. On top of that our mod is an avatarfagging retard and can't post without including AIslop_Asuka_9001.jpg with it. In other words it's over.
>>104101 have you read maid Midori's momotalks yet? they're good
>>104079 Arran sensei...
>>103874 Don’t post this putrid artists’ shit here.
>>103989 I gave it my all
>>104104 No I only have maid Arisu
>>103951 >neru
>>104106 you good bro? I just saved it off Danbooru cuz I thought it was funny is he a ryona/gurofag or smth?
>>104082 bro is an entire ass diamond mine for the seiascript
>>104108 EU? Damn, that's really close
>>104106 >1pbtid What?
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>>104108 Nyoooo
>>104112 Stop posting this.
>>104095 >>104088 >>104084 >>104112 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are the dice roll modifiers limited to ±? 1d6+5 = 11 1d6-5 = 1 /roll{1d6*2} /roll{1d6/2}
>>104117 Doomed...
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>>104113 Yep, sucks that I don't have a Mine of mine own, but it is what it is. >>104115 sad sex
>>104117 ANOOOOOOON
>>104118 Yes it's because it's DnD
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>>104109 why didn't you roll for her...
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Is it confirmed that Alice has a vagina? Why would they design a combat robot with that?
>>104117 this ni🅱️🅱️a dead alice play despacito
>>104117 Bro...
>>104123 Aight, I'll believe you. Not really familiar with D&D outside of Wizardry
>>104102 >Half the artists I follow on xitter have begun retweeting and following AI artists I notice that seems to be the case with the more or less high profile artists. Either that or just AI dooming. >On top of that our mod is an avatarfagging retard and can't post without including AIslop_Asuka_9001.jpg with it. In other words it's over. So long as he doesn't force that shit on this general I'm willing to throw a blind eye.
>>104117 The doomfox got him...
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>>104117 Consumed by doom...
Pat the cat, Sensei.
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>>104102 Do these artists you follow also put a watermark in their arts?
Post students that would do the boogey oogey bam bam dance with me.
>>104117 perhaps this was always anons fate he was forever doomed
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Wappi
This could be your view if you stopped taking your meds.
What are we getting this week? JFD?
>>104111 He's an obnoxious yurifag if I remember right
>>104140 It's ALWAYS FRR -> TA -> JFD -> GA
>>104124 I did but I was a lucklet
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Sex with everyone in this image
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Senseis should be able to harass the students in the cafe just a little bit, then they would get angry and chances to show up again on their own would decrease temporarily. You could, however, still force invite them and keep them in a steady pissed off state (and maybe some students simply couldn't be pissed off ever and at all, not necessarily tied to high affection). hahahaha pretty gud, ye?
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>104137 Thank you Wappi for giving back my joy with Nagisa since the last PVP season.
>>104111 he's a yuri+futa+cuck shit fag really the worst possible combination
>>104108 Brawn sensei.. you let the chinks win, very disappointed in you 😟
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>>104140 Yes. Escort drill.
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>>104147 >t. tortured pets as a child
>>104144 you were supposed to spark her
>>104108 >2K >Gold wtf is happening in EU?
Is Momoi secretly the sexiest student in all of Kivotos?
Please give me that mint choco id colo
Summer is coming.
>>104156 EU is a massacre.
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>>104151 FOR EVERY CHINK I SLAY, A THOUSAND MORE SHOW UP
>>104117 EOS! EOS! EOS!
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>>104159 Restriction Released, I guess
>>104143 Ah, I wonder what it will b- GOD NO GET IT OUT OF THERE
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>>103989 Secured, as always.
>red yellow bag tank pvp season Fuck, who do I use to tank besides Hoshino? I only have NUTS and iMine in yellow. Haruka, Eimi and Mine in red. bHoshino is supposed to go in dealer mode, right?
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>>104154 >a little fun, and well intended sexual harassment >tortured pets as a child ...right. Are you stupid a little bit? Or are we simply projecting?
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>>103989 Did my best, and yet, out of top 100.
>>104146 The amount of times sensei ejaculated into the girls on those pics 1d100 = 67 The amount of times sensei and the girls on those pics had simultaneous orgasm 1d100 = 10 The amount of vaginal sex sensei had with the girls on that picture 1d100 = 64 The amount of anal sex sensei had with the girls on that picture 1d100 = 36 The amount of oral sex sensei had with the girls on that picture 1d100 = 3 The amount of kisses sensei had with the girls on that picture 1d100 = 76 The amount of handholds sensei had with the girls on that picture 1d100 = 71
>>104171 He's saying you're a psycopath.
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>>104087 I CAN SEE THEM ANON
>>104133 I'm going to fucking miss /f/ so much 4cuck shot themselves in the foot for not being able to fix the issue of uploading .swf files
>>104174 you don't say...
>>104101 Never forget what they're trying to take from you. Always remember your mission.
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>>104147 He's just asking for it now
>>104177 post more Asuna psychosensei
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New season soon, hope you're ready.
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>>104147 ...you've got my attention. Keep going.
>>104183 It might be a rank >100 season...
>>104167 good for me since I'm not logging in the entire week so I can get a comfy pvp bracket
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Back in my time, a little sexual harassment was all fun and games, and everybody laughed as I slapped the sexy secretary's ass around places. ARE YOU FAGS EVEN BOOMERS?? >>104181 maybe I fucking will
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Collab soon.
>>104176 That's only one issue, the main one is that they doubled down on the garbage moderation rather than show at least a tiny bit of hubris and say "Yeah we know not everything was perfect, we'll try to do better"
>>104183 YOu're telling me I gotta grind Miyako? bleh
>>104193 Miyako is grinding me
>>104186 Excellent work
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Always shocks me when Mizikayo draws another student that isn't Rio.
Plapsuna posters exist solely to seduce lonely senseis
>>104183 I got Miyako to UE50, but im still grinding base Hoshino (UE40)
>>104183 >11/29 This is old, where's a newer one
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Thoughts on these doujins?
>>104186 surely there's a better way of achieving this...
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I haven't even redeemed Miyako. Will still stay in the top 100 easy.
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>>104183 I have a UE30 Reisa and a dream.
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>>104201 Huh? Other image got eaten, trying again
>>104202 S-saar I keel
>>104185 >...you've got my attention. excellent >Keep going. Well, uhm, that's about it already. Would you like to add something to the discussion? Any good ideas for harmless sexual harassment - kids friendly and totally suitable for boomer archive that represents boomer values, so no me too faggotry? And where to draw the line? Butt slapping, boobie groping, fapping into their panties they're still wearing right now while standing right in front of them. The usual...
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It's bad to tease your students
>>104204 My hero!
Hug your students
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Trinity has too much money
>>104189 What's the ETA for PVP reset anyway?
>>104198 She already is better than most 3D women I knew
>>104213 why does my son keep doing this
>overslept and didn't get to claim all my daily tasks the 150 AP......10 Pyros......Keystones......
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>>104133 you stirred some happy memories....
>>104215 1 day 3 hours and 40 minutes or you can use this https://codeletsensei.github.io/bagroadmap/
>>104212 I CAN SEE THE BOTTOM LEFT
>>104217 Son wants sex
>>104207 >harmless sexual harassment I was mostly thinking of a little bit of humilliation. Just some small fun with the students, nothing more. Making them being seemed as freaks by her peers, leading to them getting more and more ostracized, and making them entirely dependent on Sensei for any sort of social interaction... you know, the basics!
>>104218 >tfw got 700 keystones what the fuck am I supposed to use them on? I dont have the materials to 3-node all of them
>>104218 overbricked too it seems
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>>104217 She learned it from your x-wife
>>104225 anon just get to crafting gifts https://rentry.org/bondarchive
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I think I'm in love, bros
>>104220 Awesome, I shall bookmark it.
>>104229 Nigger I just said I don't have the materials to 3-node much
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>>104230 Rabu Rabu anon
>>104201 OR ELSE!
>>104218 I hate taking naps before reset but I can't help myself
Post powerful images.
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>>104207 >>104224 NTA but I would like GFL1 style cafe feature of being able to dangle visitors to another area of cafe. Will also require nexon to make Support characters a dangle animation
>Maki hours
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Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though, about yourself. Quid pro qu-ACK
>>104238 I tried that and wasn't getting as nice a result as this, cool. wish we could scrub to transparent bg though.
>>104230 The inevitable Rabu banner couldn't come sooner
It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
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>>104156 It's where the battle hardened reside.
Sensei will not survive another night...
Somebody borrowed my Serika for conquest
>no base hoshino >no miyako >3* reisa >3* hibiki i guess for the next season i'm truly fucked
>>104251 The strongest
>1-button Filter ID+ It's never been that easy.
Huh, even the gourmets afterword was pretty good
>>104251 I've had a himari on borrow for total assault going on 8000 hours now, just leaving it there cause I think its funny.
>>104224 Could be fun, but also sounds like far more work to implement properly than generic boobie groping or buttslaps. But sure, I'm all for more chibi interaction, especially up close and personal. Assuming that every student had a little emotional status bar (ranging from angry over neutral to happy) that could be also gamed a little. E.g. you give angry students some more punch (atk and crit rate) at the cost of less hp, whereas happy students dish out a little less atk, but have more hp or cost regen. Something like that. So you could prepare students for a raid, by either making them angry a bit, or by keeping them happy. Naturally that trade off could be a different one from student (or class) to student. ...then again, that might also turn into a huge PITA, so I don't know. Might be not the best idea.
>>104252 Not exactly. You can always buy the selector ticket.
>>104252 nigga they all free (except laser)
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>>104255 the ny event with fuuka was good too, they aren't bad characters when they are a bit... more sane.
>>104255 Most of the afterwords were quite nice.
>>104254 the macaque is definitely watching the thread
I'm glad scattard decided to use new IDs every post. The blur shines brighter than ever. 🚫
>>104259 i refuse to REDEEM
>>104240 Yeah, just being able to dangle those little shits around the place would be a great start.
>>104260 It's nice when they're not doing their one gimmick
>>104265 You better redeem right now, you leetle sheet. You're missing free elephs from lessons.
>>104252 I have a 3* Reisa and I just checked schaledb to see her numbers going up to UE40. Man, it's a lot. I'm not sure if having an amulet for her third slot is worth losing that many stats compared to using something like a UE50 B.Hoshino (who, admittedly might still get blown up by virtue of having a watch).
I'm glad Gregorius is finally over
Tried making some sloppy joe, but i turned out sloppy
>>104265 Anon, this is legitimately the moment.
If you return to your ACTUAL home… HE wont be there anymore to bother you
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greg is pretty much over so i'll ask how many of you did torment? how many got plat insane how many are lame gold
>>104273 it made you into slop?
>>104275 Is she crying because she got screamer'd or because she got a dupe of someone she already has at UE50
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>>104277 I did torment but didn't want to use Minori or DHina so I had to 2t it.
>>104278 It* Why must I always make a typo in the punchline…
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>>104276 Shut up or he'll realize what we're doing.
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Poof, gone, just like that.
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>>104277 I will never do torment
>(2) 🚫
Hey! No masturbating in the train!
>>104284 My hitman studentwife is so cute.
>>104183 >Miyako I forgot to buy her ligmas and I'm not sure if I should start doing it since I only have 6k coins. >Hibiki She's ue30 90/120 so I'll probably buy the rest.
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>>104257 Oh ok, I see your idea of having moods with your students (even though that could be insufferable for some raids). They could improve the gift mechanic to have specific mood-altering gifts (with no direct changes to affection, but mood can affect how much affection they can get through headpats/gifts). The main issue with the idea is that you basically just get 1 invite every 12 hours, so they would have to change that in order to be more fair. They should probably just add more ways of interacting with students, they're sitting on a goldmine of possible content, but the hardest thing would be making it scalable for the amount of students, and not even mentioned previous discussions here about more relationship stories. What I want to say is...I want to do a boobgrab on students with no tits to make them very angry. Neru will be pissed 24/7 and Hasumi wouldn't even feel it.
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I should probably read the event story soon, or something.
>>104277 40m TOR
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>>104265 ha, I'm roughly about in the same boat as you with my hoshino coins (not sure if I'll redeem that little shit any time soon). I also, and fucking finally, have 460 aru coins (enough to insta UE40), but I wait for a last chance of her spooking me while rolling for S.Hina next week, and then, sir, the needful. Sir. Man, almost a year into this fucking bullshit and still no base aru (or any aru at all). This shouldn't be allowed. WHY DOESNT SHE LIKE MEEEEE
>>104287 egghead lookin ass nigga
>>104292 it's pretty short, but there's a lot of afterwords
>>104202 Okay you are right, I just wanted a cool icon but I think dash is easier and fits more with the style. This saves the filtered ID locally so it will remember if you refresh the page.
>>104183 LET'S GO AYANECOPTER ROUND 2
>>104287 You can't stop me go ahead and try!
>>104277 >how many are lame gold You're the lame one going bald for just +200 extra Pyroxene! GOLD IS GOOD.
>>104183 Am I memeing if I run iWappi with Sagtsuki?
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>>104300 What if you're bald AND gold?
>>104274 >>104269 But she'll just be a 3* and get plapped instantly
>>104302 Yes. Why are you like this
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>proud gold-sensei embarrasing. even momoi is better than you >>104300 gold may be good but you aren't at this game
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>>104304 you need to get her to bond 20 for her bond gear, so the sooner you start the better
>>104304 Gotta start somewhere. Also double hards the week after next.
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>>104277 Plat at 37.7
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>>104294 >just got spooked by Dress Aru from idols banner bro.....
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>>104305 It's, like, synergistic or something...
>>104306 Momoi is a retard who didn't read Greg's skills and had to settle for silver after borrowing D.Hina from Yuzu.
>>104300 He he he.... Goldshitter.
>>104303 God doesn't punish twice. >>104306 I'm not going to bother at INS if even that isn't a plat guarantee. I'm good.
>>104306 >game What game? This is a VN.
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>>104309 27.7. My bad.
>>104277 I got my 1t Tor finally after much frustration, many thanks to the anons that helped me and also let me borrow an unbricked ssaki
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>platturds getting uppity
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>>104291 >I want to do a boobgrab on students with no tits to make them very angry. Neru will be pissed 24/7 and Hasumi wouldn't even feel it. That's the spirit! Slightly erotic chibi slapstick. Shit could be so tits. That's it. I'm going to write a letter to John Nexon. >Dear John Nexon... You guys do write letters to John Nexon with your greatest ideas and most thought-provoking thoughts as well, right? You can do so, over here: https://cs-page.nexon.com/cc/report/guest/write?client_id=MjcwOA Make sure to address it to John Nexon personally, or they will just put your letter into the bin without even reading. Bloody bastards. John Nexon must know about this!
I crafted 2 parfaits today
>>104297 >Blurred automatically. >Filtered with one click. monkey not having a good time in 8chan.
>>104277 easy plat insane with the koharu strat. It's pretty consistent when you know all the conditions to get a successful run early
>>104297 nice job anon >he's immediately malding now kek
>>104277 Got plat with insane speed hina strat Decided to mald just so I can have braggin rights against racist blue archive grifters
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>>104323 IDs really do make the difference.
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>>104170 pls help. Yuuka and Tsubaki are the only tanks I have built at all. And Mine, I guess.
sis ur dumb nobody can see your posts...
>>104330 What a good older sister
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>>104316 it's fine if you're lame anon, you students will aceppt you as you are
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You and your piss coloured participation trophy better shut the fuck up when adults are speaking.
>>104332 Sensei would never be that disrespectful. Change as a person.
>>104333 Himari would NOT boast about her getting plat
>>104329 It might be over for you if you are aiming for anything under 200
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>>104310 This but camp hale on the shupos banner, I KNEW she'd spook me if I just waited long enough
>>104329 B.Hoshino is used in tank mode. Worst case just use Yuuka if you have literally no one.
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>>104332 >aceppt
>>104277 I had to 2 pan Torment since hitting the groggy is fucking rng autism. I gave up doing the 40m clear
>>104329 Do you not have Eimi unlocked? She's a meatshield for your DPS specials + Kuroko
>>104334 >disrespectful how so? some of us are lame, some of us are bald, fat or god forbit me for typing this SEA. there's all kind of sensei out there and that's ok
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I MAY BE STUPID BUT why are you guys on /v/ instead of /gacha/ ?
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Good night /bag/. Need to go to sleep earlier so I'll go to sleep earlier tomorrow to be able to wake up before maint ends to get some free pyrox.
>>104343 I wanna have sex with your son’s feet
>>104297 Is the id saved per thread/tab and not site wide?
>>104345 We're special
>>104345 owner? said it's ok to stay here
>>104297 Can you add a hotkey to it? Like pressing f1, or f2 or whatever, when you're hovering the mouse over the post.
>>104345 autisms, see: >>104349
>>104329 YOUR WHAT?
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>>104288 SSSNNIIFFFFFFF
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>>104356 STOP MOCKING ME
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>>104349 >>104354 >>104350 Ah so it's just that I thought you were forced for some reason, alrighty
>>104349 True. I'm old and got special needs.
>>104359 stop yelling, gold is okay
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where do I put the script
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anyone else can relate with this image? bacause i can't
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>>104364 You write it on a piece of paper.
>>104360 the opposite actually generals that existed before the hacking (BA, granblue, etc) are allowed to stay here, the rest have to go to /vg/ or /gacha/ plus the board owner here is cool
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>>104345 Because we can.
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heh..."roogi"...hehehe....
I love my adorable wife
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>>104368 You're missing someone.
>>104364 On tampermonkey/greasemonkey. >Click the icon >Created script >Paste it >>104348 It's the same as hitting Hide ID+. It's saved locally meaning it works everywhere. >>104351 No idea how to do that.
>>104370 I just remembered there is a Tamagotchi-like game with BA characters for phone
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>>104371 hiii seia
>>104369 Imagine the mushiqueen battles you can do on that beast!
>>104371 >Mika shorts >no Mika NOOOOOOOO
>>104294 >almost a year into this fucking bullshit and still no base aru >I have 460 aru coins Are you retarded? You only need 120 to recruit. With the added bonus that if she spooks you then you get eligma from it.
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>>104371 >seia Closed instantly.
>>104372 That's a child
>>104371 omg nagi hi
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>>104365 same, can't relate because I'm always a platchad both in raids and pvp
I've been playing since global release and still no Neru. This might change in the upcoming anni.
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coom in doom rope in hope good night /bag/
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>>104374 thank you
>>104380 Some Senseis want their students to come the natural way. >t. has 375 Aru eligma
>>104294 Isn't that enough for UE40? Just redeem her at this point
>>104371 >seia opened instantly.
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reminder that plat-sensei are the ones in the good timeline lame gold-sensei are more likely to end like p-sensei
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>>104372 Where is she? Behind the 5head goblin you just posted?
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>>104380 a non-maxed aru isn't very useful to me, and I'd take aru coins to max her to the max asap over a few ligmas.
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>>104371 >No Mika My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>104391 Please stop posting your son’s feet
>>104371 Seia's head is fucking HUGE
>>104374 Hmm ok. Maybe a way to clear the list or something without having to go into the dev tools or something would be good if it's persistent across threads since IDs get reused eventually.
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>>104389 >Isn't that enough for UE40? indeed, and as I said, I will if she shouldn't finally spook me by next week. I already redeemed UE40 Iori who also never spooked me, but she's way easier to farm.
Calling Maki a son is a half-chan meme. Fuck off
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>>104400 >IDs get reused eventually WHAT
>>104404 Can I call her cute tho?
>>104404 Every meme here is. Just say you think it's bad.
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>>104405 we're running out of IDs and when they're all gone you'll have to use my leftover one that I did all of my badposting on
>>104392 counterpoint: plat senseis are more like to be stressed, anxious, angry, etc and die of heart failure, strokes, etc more importantly, more likely to be BALDING gold senseis are comfortable and comfy and decide their time is better spent answering their student's problems on momotalks
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Wait why are people hoarding AP? I dont see anything about an upcoming AP event
>>104371 It's crazy how pretty Nagisa is. Just look at her.
>>104395 >a non-maxed aru isn't very useful to me More useful than not having her at all and complaining about it. Besides, her momotalks are part of the main story. You need to read them.
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I never divorced Chihiro. In fact we have another child on the way
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>>104407 >Just say you think it's bad. It goes without saying.
seia RAPED ME
>>104409 did you forgot p-sensei students are dead?
Midori's vagina...
>>104413 Sensei she invaded Schale and is breathing on your neck as you type that isn't she?
>>104291 >>104257 you niggas should just start playing Azur Lane
you wouldn't fuck your son, right sensei...
>>104417 But the filtered IDs also have a thread indicator.
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>>104422 That's a lot of money
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>>104421 I didn't enjoy it. Blue Archive is the only gacha that managed to keep my attention.
>>104417 >>104422 kotori...
>>104424 >>104425 why does latex formatting not work, I wanted to wow the dumb aru poster :(
>>104388 >Some Senseis want their students to come the natural way exactly! these soulless plebs think I care about some 50 eligmas, how about you LIGMA NUTS
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>>104429 from what I hear, it has to be enabled on a board per board basis. Maybe /v/ doesn't have it enabled.
>>104429 Not enabled in this board I'm making this up, I have no idea, and never used latex anyway.
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So how long until anon bans Singapore?
>>104430 Posts like this are so disappointing to look at
>>104415 Girls can't rape boys
>>104297 Anyone got one that also removes the visibility of the reply? As in once you've hid the post it doesn't show up as a reply to the OG post.
Huh, I think that's the first time I've seen the 3DPD cosplay spam here, instead of the Mika spam.
>>104437 What why?!
>>104441 nobody wants to see 3dpd it's even worse than scat
>>104434 think we'll just get a PoW bypass at like 5 minutes instead
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>Cosplay tranny waddled here from half-chan.
Maki's vagina...
>(2) Fuck off 3dpdshart 🚫
>1 post is spam Yes we know you are scared of real women
>>104445 Of course he did, 4/bag/ is slow af atm
>>104432 >>104433 >no latex posting allowed man, milleniums are screwed.
purple id
>>104445 Guess that they must be real upset back there about the fact they don't really have any audience for their shitposting.
>>104449 That's it, you are becoming CANharu now.
>>104371 >seia opened, watched and closed
>>104449 It's not fear, it's disgust.
>>104449 Yeah, it's a little reactionary.
>>104442 Don't reply to the monkey.
>Gangster character >Give them a heehee teeheehee laugh Not kidding that whichever translator decided that every laugh in the game had to be written like that is the worst thing to happen to the translation. The translator not realizing how "Heehee" and "Hehe"(which is closer to what it is in the raw text) give off very different feelings as laughs is still palpable.
How come he isn't posting in the other chans? Is he stupid?
>>104460 Yeah, it's weird, considering Kisaki's laugh wasn't changed
>>104463 And Hifumi's laugh is unchained in her gachaget line, yet turned generic everywhere else
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>>104442 What if I post them?
>>104461 4chins has new captcha system that his spam tool doesn't work on.
>>104463 Kisaki was 100% a special case, it's like they did it to appease everyone. Really disappointed they didn't concede and add 'wappi', it's literally something she's sung out loud.
>>104462 Why is Miyu so rapeable?
Weekends is almost over, when is .se coming back?
>>104467 I want to tenderly love Miyu.
>>104297 >>104374 The dash isn't showing up here, what could I be doing wrong?
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You fools will complain about cosplayers, until you meet a cute asian girl that’s into blue archive. Your hate towards them will disappear the moment she offers to give you a blowjob
>>104466 Nah the website used to spam 4chinz isn't fully up, they were testing it earlier yesterday for a few trial runs and it was working fine. Probably just fine tuning it It's a constant game of cat and mouse. With one side being favored more because the other side is full of incompetents. Can you guess which one is the side full of incompetents?
>>104463 There are different transistors working on the game in guessing nexon hasn't fitted the Michael Jackson loving motherfucker because he's either cheap (if not free labour), or under contractual obligation.
Make sure to keep sending tickets in about the laughs and any other issues. They did go back and fix stuff recently so don't loose that momentum.
>>104297 Can you add an option to ignore posters who posts more than 2 pics? >inb4 monkey starts posting multi images
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Reijo the drunken master
>>104468 Kisaki was likely because people kept shitting on them for the heehees at the time, sending in reports to nexon how shitty the heehees were. I know because I was one of them. Right before Kisaki event I was sending in reports how the arius swimsuit event laughs didn't match the korean laughs at all and how ugly it was to read in the english translation with like 40 heehees per minute. If you shit on them enough they eventually relent a little bit and fix it, but the weird part is they always go immediately back to status quo by next month. Right after Shanhaijing event they just went right back to heehee.
>>104474 There's a website for it? What is it
>>104477 Disregard that, I thought it was the original blurscript guy. My request still stands.
>>104470 Honestly probably not even fully necessary at this point. The site is running a LOT more smoothly now that a lot of people went back
>>104484 I think some anons couldn't access .moe but .se worked for them, so it should still come bakc.
>>104473 That doesnt mean they should be posted here though.
>>104484 It's already in the works. Last I saw they are waiting on the providers to finish setting stuff up.
>>104486 Yeah I'll reframe from posting cosplayers gonna continue posting lolis tho
>>104487 weren't they beefing with Germany or some shit?
>>104484 iirc Moldova blocks .moe, and traffic from I think Poland, Romania, and one or two other countries go through there which means they get blocked too Solution was just to use .se or Tor
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>>104472 Nevermind I got it, I used Ctrl+A to highlight the entire script when I opened it and that ended up getting some extra stuff that wasn't supposed to be.
>>104490 yes, kraut government forced the ISP to shut it down, or something like that, go to /site/ for more information
>>104490 What's Gehenna's problem?
Which student gives the best smooches?
Mari is so god damn cute, holy shit
>>104374 I made it like this. Just press F1 (or change to f2 or whatever you won't press by accident) when your mouse is over a post you want filtered. Change the filterType to "ID+" if you want replies hidden as well. It's ugly code-wise. but since it simply clicks the native buttons to add it to the filter, it might not risk screwing other add-ons (though it might get fucked up by other add-ons). I tested it without any other add-on, and with SS+lynx+fullchan+reverse+yous+overrides+dvddoom+bagfilter. // ==UserScript== // @name IDFilterOneKey // @version 1.0 // @grant none // @include https://8chan.moe/*/res/* // @include https://8chan.se/*/res/* // @run-at document-idle // @license AGPL // @description Filter ID with a single key // ==/UserScript== hotkey = "F1" filterType = "ID" // or ID+ var selectedPost = null function handlePost(post) { post.querySelector(".innerPost").onmouseenter = function(){selectedPost = post} post.querySelector(".innerPost").onmouseleave = function(){selectedPost = null} } // Process all posts function processAllPosts() { document.querySelectorAll('.postCell').forEach(post => handlePost(post)); } function oneKeyFilterID(postId){ document.getElementById(postId).querySelector(".hideButton").click() let list = [...document.getElementById(postId).getElementsByTagName("li")] list.forEach(li=>{if (li.textContent == "Filter " + filterType) li.click()}) } // Watch for new posts const thread = document.getElementById('threadList'); if (thread) { const observer = new MutationObserver(mutations => { for (const mutation of mutations) { for (const node of mutation.addedNodes) { if (node.nodeType === 1 && node.classList.contains('postCell')) { handlePost(node); } } } }); observer.observe(thread, { childList: true, subtree: true });
[Expand Post]} document.addEventListener("keydown", function(e) { if (e.key == hotkey) { oneKeyFilterID(selectedPost.id) } }) // Initial load processAllPosts();
Okay last try of the night. I made it so the ID things are saved PER thread, so the lists will only affect within the same thread. I've also modified the Blur script, so for poster that post an image while being in the blur range, you can press the ID+ button to automatically whitelist them. It doesn't show up in posts without images or posts with IDs that aren't affected by blur. Use them if you want, good night.
>>104382 >>104393 This is a professional Kivotos WWE woman
>>104465 Nice hairy eyelid on the Nozomi.
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>>104498 Keep working out the kinks, boss I'll grab it in a week when it's perfected
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>>104490 Germany government had the tier 2 ISP pull the plug Supposedly it was because of a board banner with an anime girl doing a roman salute
>>104498 Why did you blur my post this is bullying....
Full PV6 track when
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>>104498 very nice
>>104502 also just realized >Asuka >Germans are being dicks pottery
>>104502 What's a tier 2 ISP mean in this context?
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>>104497 >>104498 good work lads
>>104494 Europe has pretty draconian speech laws
>>104497 >>104515 Nvm, the nigger native filter still shows backlinks for some reason lmao
>>104516 fus roh dah
>>104499 >>104504 >Immediately resorts to violent Typical Hinigger behaviour.
>>104516 why do Euros make fun of American Freedom™ while they're almost, if not equally as cucked?
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can't the monkey also try the script and send it to it's discord buddies to find a way around it? posting Aru in case I'm being retarded.
>>104498 Fucking based, total monkey death
>>104519 >talks shit >gets hit >AYIEEE NO HINA NOOOOOOOO
>>104512 I'm no expert but I reckon it's just an "over ISP" judging from the explanation >>104520 America is land of the free
>>104517 Is there any script that removes the backlinks or do we just have to wait for the staff to add the functionality
>>103989 47xx. It's over
>>104519 Leave her alone, she just wants to sleep
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>>104521 Having more eyes on the code here is better in the long run, because people here can chime in and improve it.
Is this nsfw? asking for a friend that got banned for it elsewhere
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test
>>104507 Is there meant to more? The song sounded complete.
>>104530 no. keep posting.
>>104520 It's a coping mechanism.
>>104521 Nothing much to do about ID filters, like the image whitelist. >>104525 Formatting to share around code would already help, although maybe that's already a feature?
>>104520 Yuros are ultra cucked. They laugh at the possibility of a single state (Texas) enacting laws requiring IDs for pr0n somewhere in the future, when they've had the same laws already in place for years.
>>104338 >>104341 Oh, OK. I thought bHoshino was going to be used in dealer mode but, if she's tanking, I guess I can use two Hoshinos or Hoshino+Eimi. I said Hoshino so much it's starting to lose all meaning.
>>104534 Has to be more For example PV2 uses glitch street which is 1:04 mins w/ dead air, the full track is 2:06 mins.
>>104530 No but it doesn't matter because cuckchan will still ban you for SFW if they don't like the pic
>>104498 Can someone link this next thread? Im at work still
>>104521 it's code, not magic they cant do anything on their end with just a shitty script >>104540 >Europe is one country Same retarded argument you just did with Texas
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>>104542 Maybe it'll get released when the next story chapter drops on JP
>>104540 You do realize you are doing the exact same thing of laughing at a singular country that does not represent the whole of europe at all, right?
>>104548 >>104545 Found the non-german yurocucks
Rolling ID colour
>>104546 >Kasumi is scared of THIS
>>104524 >America is land of the free I just wish you could pool rain water without a permit
>>104525 Idk. bluranon's works just fine, it just needs a hotkey to make filtering even faster (I'm old and can't aim for shit)
>>104521 Unless they find a way to spoof their ID as having more posts than the minimum required to avoid the blur filter or in the case of a whitelist script, somehow hijack your whitelist to allow their images in, they can't actually do anything.
>>104473 only if she looks like Kokona, otherwise, no chance
>>104523 Unga bunga. Hinarilla mad. When Gorihina mad, Gorihina no speak! Hinarilla SMASH then eat banana and go sleep.
>>104555 blurry sex...
>>104552 Dont tell me that's actually a thing fucking christ Also >Land of the Free >Ruled by Jews Heh
>>104532 It's over >>104535 We are so back >>104543 Honestly I thought it was someone shitposting when they said mods suddenly went full retard, that's kinda dire
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Completed the event story. It was good. I shall celebrate with a Mari doujin.
>>104552 <oy you got a license for that rain water?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>104560 >Dont tell me that's actually a thing fucking christ In some states, yeah
Why aren't you going back to 4chan?
Why aren't (you)
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>>104566 Stop complaining!
never going back
Kasumi is objectively the most interesting Gehenna student Not that it's a high bar
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>>104520 We just don't know!
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>>104556 Nomi... But for me it's
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I think I have an initial version of this working. Base functionality is the same as the other script where it just checks if an ID has made a number of posts, but it also includes some experimental heuristics to whitelist IDs that have met certain criteria. This should allow a much higher threshold to be set. It also has in thread configuration options (bottom toolbar which can be opened/closed via bottom right button) to globally enable/disable, modify threshold, and turn off the experimental heuristics and fallback to just post count if the monkey starts making posts that trigger them. There is also a spoiler reveal option (with toggle on the toolbar) since one of the heuristics is checking if all images in a post are spoilered, if you use another script to reveal spoilers it might break that heuristic if it runs before this script. it doesn't currently persist your settings between page loads, change the defaults at the top of the script if you want for now. Might update more later.
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>>104496 yes, yes she is
>>104551 She's not scared. She said herself it's better to act like a retard in front of people you don't feel like dealing with. That's what she's doing with Hina.
>>104576 Damn, how did I not think about the shupos?
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Rio butt.
>>104573 All the art of just one of the twins being singled out and bullied makes me irrationally mad so I like this.
Good morning /bag/
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>>104475 >transistors
Need fat student thighs
I don't know which blur script to use
>>104577 I don't know what any of that means, but thanks anyway
>>104573 If only this artist wasn't shit.
>>104588 Whichever works
>>104588 Pick one, and then wait for something definitive to be in the rentry
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>>104496 one of the genuine heartthrobs in this game man. Right when I started missing her due to lack of content, she comes out with this and nearly gave me a heart attack
>>104560 No country is land of the free unless we are allowed to do most of the shit we aren't allowed to
>>104580 I always thought it was because she couldn't understand how Hina goes through all that she does while not showing much emotion
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>>104585 good night /bag/
>>104573 Man, fuck this artist. Sometimes he makes cute stuff and then makes ryona/guro garbage.
>>104584 >say one nice thing to student >they fall in love with me >some even want to rape me >this has happened hundreds of times I just want to be a good teacher...
>>104594 he's a gurotard
>>104583 Sounds rational to me
>>104600 >>104598 Ooooooh Shame, into the blocklist he goes.
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>>104599 Have you tried not leading your students on then?
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>>104581 They should always be on your mind, whether you prefer Hikari or Nozomi.
Where the blur filter?
>>104576 what emotions do these webms of students slowly closing their eyes are supposed to convey?
>>104607 Lust.
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>>104606 I just posted a version of it I tried to improve here. Please try it out and let me know how it is working. Going out to dinner now so I probably won't be back for a bit. >>104577
>>104584 >5-6 more months until I can experience this I want to help my student...
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>>104584 I thought this was Momoi for a second. Good thing I realized Momoi doesn’t know what sex is
>>104588 document.querySelectorAll('img').forEach(img => {img.style.filter = "blur(10px)"});
>>104577 >>104612 nicePost, thanks! I love reading other /bag/gots codes since I get to learn something new and of immediate use.
look at this little dweeb standing so distinguished
>>104616 >he sees momoi everywhere It's terminal
Plat status?
>>104621 Why yes, I am black. How could you tell?
>>104612 I assume "threshold" is the number of posts needed not to get blurred.
>>104598 >>104602 I am gonna have to ask for sauce I follow his fanbox, and twitter. I will be very sad if it turned out he was a shit sensei
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Test
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>>104622 secured
Where's garfield Mari?
>>104629 Good thing Mine has wings, the rest are gonna fall though
>>104613 p sensei would be disappointed...
>>104631 Hina has wings too...
did u guys pulled idol sakurako?
>>104633 She's too busy thinking about sensei to flap in time
>>104629 Weird, my MuMu screenshots don't get rotated when I post them
>>104637 Only the thumbnail rotates because the server ignores the EXIF rotation data when processing them.
>>104635 It was a dick roll, but yes
Alright, which way /bag/? Kufufu or Pahyahya?
>>104638 What is this sorcery
>>104613 Hmmm yes, Plana's vagina...
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>>104632 >AroplaChannel episode where sensei tries to trick Arona into playing 野球拳 with him >Stopped by Plana because she knows the rules, which suggests the fact that she's been tricked into playing it with Phrenapates He(me) would be proud...
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>>104625 Nevermind found his alt... why are so many japanese artist this mentally ill? I had to block an artist before for posting this type of shit in his main. At least this ones keeps it seperate
>>104644 Now that I look at the filenames, we're probably using different versions of MuMu?
>>104645 >apng >But it's a .png
>>104641 Pahyahya
>>104646 Play uhhh what
>>104649 file extensions are a spook
>>104646 God, Plana is so hot.
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>>104583 >>104598 I like the style so I wish the content were different. The guro stuff is not to my taste but he keeps it separate so I just ignore it. But the favouritism bothers me, especially since his Sensei fucks the students whether they're his favourites or not. I find it really distasteful to have, say, one page where they talk about how Hifumi fucked Sensei twice that morning while on duty, and then another page have her watching him interact with Koharu and realize that Koharu's one of his "favourites" compared to her. Maybe some of the harem fans aren't bothered by that sort of thing, but I don't like it at all. I'm a monogamist and I much prefer scenarios of a sensei and a single studentwife rather than harems, but if it's going to be a harem it should at least have contented equality. This is going to be a very unpopular opinion here, but I'd like his Spec Ops 227 stuff a lot more if those two were yuri while his Sensei was monogamous with someone else like Koharu, instead of the uncomfortable harem-slash-love triangle thing it seems to be. The potential is there for a more enjoyable dynamic if there weren't all the mutual jealousy. >>104625 For proof here's a tame one, since it's robotic, and technically story-sourced so there's the implication that she's repaired as good as new. But there's also just some degenerate shit like the most recent one of ripping out Hikari's earring and taking a chunk of ear with it. The account is ki_tu0000
>>104651 strip rock paper scissors
>>104598 >>104625 He's also a breakdancer and has ayylmao fingers
>>104598 >>104594 He was also a collab artist. THAT collab.
>>104649 yes it's a png
>>104646 >Sensei tricking girls I would trick Arona so badly, she's hot
>>104641 Pahyahya
>>104647 Korean artists are just as bad with this shit. Of course Western artists love their yuri/futa homo bullshit too. I'm pretty sure you need ""some"" sort of mental illness to be an artist.
In hindsight, she was kind of retarded
>>104655 I like his style they are simple and appealing, the harem thing can be annoying at times but he makes sensei to be open with all his students, so that's a good approach in my opinion. I can do without the Koharu anal gaps tho
>>104655 You could've just said you'd prefer sensei being one on one with shigure or nodoka without saying anything about c/u/ckshit.
>>104662 I would say korean guro and ryona artists are worse since they draw for spite instead of fetishism like majority of the japanese artists.
>>104664 She was based Nagusa was retarded
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>>104641 Both, Pyahyahya is just the modern Kufufu. Surely both will become classics.
This sounds like a Blue Archive event plot > A 27-year-old university student was rescued from Mt. Fuji over the weekend. Turns out it was his SECOND rescue: the Tokyo resident was attempting to retrieve his smartphone, which he'd lost on a previous hike that resulted in a helicopter lift down. https://unseen-japan.com/mt-fuji-rescue-second-time
>>104544 How long until you come home? The thread may still be here. Also I can't cross thread because I'm dumb >>103857 >>103959 sorry.
Dumb stupid Reisa gets fucking bullied.
>>104655 it's aight. Alice just needs some Flex Tape
I'm sad after seeing his guro account... Can we get some wholesome Shupo twins?
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>>104672 >>104674 blunc, time to sleep before work tomorrow..
>>104622 EXTREMELY comfy
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Precious Nun Archive
>>104679 Looks like I really should...
>>104635 Yeah, I got I.Mari early and kept going hoping for dupes then sparked I.Wappi at 200.
>>104671 Isn't Mt. Fuji a pretty casual one day climb?
>>104677 >wholesome shupos thats the trojan horse normalnigs use these days so have these
New Deca when?
Polling reminder All responses, prior to the post linked below, are considered null and void. If you submitted your votes prior to the post linked below, you must redo the poll. https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/521840404/#521852734 Polling will be be available until May 6th 1:00 AM UTC https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeJDJ0CIjKy_LPHXs3ubyRyZpC7dULx2aiEGmx4af2Z1OhjUQ/viewform?usp=dialog
>>104684 Why is nuts sideways?
Fuck you bad Chise
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Precious lil Cat-Nun Archive
>>104689 oh god, if this is canon my dick is going to explode.
>>104692 Bad Chise
>>104685 That makes it funnier tbh
>>104692 Are you in both threads, or are you reposting for chise anon?
>>104687 >>wholesome shupos >thats the trojan horse normalnigs use these days so have these What did he mean by this, we're not allowed to post wholesome because normalfags like it? Grim post.
Blue Archive is dying and the only way to save it is to add the sex update. I'm sure everyone agrees with me on this
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https://poal.me/c7w96o Should we do this for a whole thread?
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>>104702 Very nice pic, yoink.
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>>104692 real bad chise?
>check /4/bag out of curiosity >they're using an early, vandalized thread with an AI image as the OP
>>104711 You finally learn how to do it, I'm proud anon.
>>104701 reposting in case someone misses it
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pleasantly surprised how many stuck around
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How would you break Mutsuki's composure?
>>104719 I suddenly put my tongue in her mouth
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I don't think I'll have enough for Seia + Rio + Camp Haley
>>104703 No nice things allowed
>>104712 oh no
>>104717 Anon you know you're gonna be stuck doing this for like 4 hours right? Those sorters take a long time.
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>>104712 >AI image real?
>>104721 Don't worry, Camp Haley isn't great with Rio anyway because they both have attack buffs on EX.
>>104577 I'm dumb, which of the other 2 does this script replace?
>>104728 try it in place of the blur filter if you want to
>>104719 Tell her I'm switching my glasses to contacts
>Ignored Greg for the past 3 days
apngs are cool. we're really spoiled for posting options here
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>>104719 By telling her to not check a specific folder in our computer and fill it with sensei's will to every individual students, having hers at being the first one on the list
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>>104707 Kikyou moves up https://poal.me/wo80y I forgot to filter out collabs, so Junko got a free win
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The subterfuge is going swimmingly over there Good job anons
>>104724 That is been generous, the most annoying thing is when the site slows down when trying to upload a file
With polls like these, we really should host our own Miss Kivotos every year
For the IDHideButton script, how do I unhide an ID? I clicked it expecting a stub and now a random anon has been purged.
>>104712 Without any of our good posters, shitposters will dominate it. The best we can do to help those who fall into that cesspit is to put 8chan on club descriptions, so those who actually play the game can eventually find us.
>>104730 Thanks anon.
>>104743 You can't. You killed him and you will never see him again
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>>104742 I fucking love Rio so much it's unreal
>>104735 How the hell is she bending space like that
>>104741 Hmm, why is .svg even allowed in the form input if it doesn't get uploaded?
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>>104743 He's gone anon and you're responsible.
I do look forward to all the 100 /bag/ Rio's in a bit Right?
>>104747 Please... I don't want to be a murderer.
>>104749 ancient chinese secret
>>104752 Rio's pretty and I like her, but I've got other plans.
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>>104714 How about you don't. You don't get to participate in 4chan events anymore.
>>104757 last 2 panels are so lewd
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>>104752 I'm like halfway(real) there
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Did they really have to use this image?
>>104763 Poor Kirara, she stands no chance
>>104764 >spoilers in global bruh
If 8chan ever plans to revive their own 4CC, aka >>>/icup/, are we gonna join?
>>104743 I fixed it by purging localstorage in the console...
>>104764 They've used it before for these shorts so yeah
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>>104766 That's the JP account
>>104766 I mean you would be living under a rock if you don't know Seia is playable
>>104733 I wish gifs had animated thumbnails but apngs didn't. On imageboards that handle apngs with static thumbnails, I like to use apngs to "self-spoiler", or otherwise act as tricks or jokes. I'll set the frame delay to 0 and disable looping when I generate it, so that the first frame is used for the thumbnail but when you expand it you get the second frame instead. So the first frame might be a SFW image of a girl, and the second might be the next in the imageset of her lifting her shirt.
>>104764 what's the problem
>>104764 Sorry for being sexy seia
>>104724 I remember doing one and it took 30m, tops
>>104772 When my wife shows up I foresee the schizo who hates her botting the other option.
is the plana figurine coming out today or not bros i need to know if i buy packs or save for the preorder
hinata
>>104781 This is going to take 12 years to complete at this rate.
>>104783 Merry Titsmas
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Reminder that he is /ourguy/. He brought us >badass giant mecha battles >sexy robololis >big stupid hats >kei (securitron) & kei sexo (decaloli) >PV6 >decakino >and last but not least COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
>>104787 I'll fuck his daughters and put the wrrong change in his coin slot
>>104785 thanks bro any idea if its going to be up on amiami?
>>104790 I don't know
guys?
>>104788 Ayana my beloved >>104792 Can't beat the dogfuckers
>>104787 THIS IS FOR HOD WORST RAID EVER AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>104792 Who's Ayana?
>>104788 are you telling me you're doing a sorter to get the sentiment on who senseis like? fascinating.
>>104792 Ayana isn't a student.
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>>104787 I've got just the girl to deal with this prick.
>>104792 I don't like glasses or elves, sorry. Meanwhile Hibiki is a dog girl who makes cosplay
>>104788 >doing this a post at a time You're going to be here for a WHILE
>>104792 who tf is Ayana?
>>104787 I still find it amusing that for Himari's furniture interaction they went with a vending machine.
>>104786 Christmas in April?!
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>>104802 I'm surprised Cherino has as many votes as she does.
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Oji-san taking the girls camping
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They're so nervous and touchy.
>>104802 sFubuki is peak female form
>>104809 4chiggers need to kill themselves
don't care about cross site drama -
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Wapppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>104811 True and canon
>>104812 Tell your buttbuddy to stop reposting 4chan cup related shit here, simple as. If you hate 4chan so much, then have your own cup.
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>>104809 Wait, so we can ban our adversaries by advertising their teams here?!
corny
oh well divegrass hasn't been good since halo festival cup anyways
>>104809 >there's no solid proof for /lcg/ Nigga, I've seen the project moon dicksword shill the /lcg/ matches everytime they're up. >t. joins PM dicksword
rare and forgotten
>>104821 Seems like we can totally pwn the 4trannies and take one of their toys away.
>>104827 This is a tough one but I gotta go with Sex, Mitcher istoo lame
hey /bag/ watch this, rolling ID color, blue
>>104827 These are getting harder to pick...
>>104831 witnessed
>we
>>104831 Wow, are you perhaps the great magician?
ok I shouldn't glow anymore
DIE POAL SORTER DIE
>>104827 >>104819 >>104837 THESE FIGHTS ARE TOO HARD AND WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED AAA
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>>104837 Shit was rigged.
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nyooo
>>104844 Happy ending achieved
>>104844 Koyuki, gomen...
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good wakanight /bag/
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Obligatory lizard post
1d100 = 44 miyako marriage status
>Haruka leading Nice rigged shit
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> Finish the last greg Inane > rank 9k Fuck it.
Wakamarriage status: 1d100 = 47
>>104854 i'm sorry but depressed daughter is cuter
Miyu marriage status 1d100 = 12
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Nicely Fried Students Archive
>>104854 Literally one of the more popular meme students
oh yeah, it's that time of the year i guess
>>104812 I come before you again today, to ask you to return home. Lets make /bag/ whole again!
>>104864 I love this time of year.
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>>104748 i wrote this post
>>104865 that's cool and all unfortunately, 🚫+
>>104868 Easy. Fox daikirai.
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Give me Striker Hanae or give me EoS
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Ah shit posted wrong pic
>>104873 Eat gummy eat gummy
It is time. How likely is it that Hoshino will go bald? 1d100 = 1
>>104865 Filtered.
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>>104861 Airi bros, I thought we were finally popular...
>>104879 WIFE HAIR FOREVER
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>>104875 Shit is rigged
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What do I have to do to not get a tryhard pvp bracket tomorrow?
>>104879 How likely will I go bald? 1d100 = 60
>>104879 with all that hair yeah
>>104888 bro...
Hey...
>>104890 60% isn't 100%...
>>104888 It's over...
Feels like >we're slowing down but 4/bag/ isn't getting any faster either.
>>104887 Nonomi wins, just barely https://poal.me/p7nc2i
>>104879 >>104883 Desert Rose posters won... I kneel...
should I buy chihiro elephs?
>>104887 No wait tsurugi won, guys please
roogifriends botted too late...
>>104895 I sometimes feel bad when I vote for NPCs that aren't even playable yet, but Momoka is just so fucking SEX and I'm not an audiophile at all, so I can't help myself...
>>104898 Should've voted faster, Tsurugibro
>>104887 Tsurugi won you fuck.
>>104897 She's your ex
>>104897 the TA/GA/JFD/PVP elephs are all worth buying just in case
>>104875 >not liking student #1 she's been there with you since the start..... >>104895 >not liking stalker #1 rigged
>>104894 because we're both basically split in half. Though I don't know why you would willingly go back to some place that actively bans people for minor complaints about moderation or site issues.
>>104897 Yeah, she's good for the pillars guy. Forgot his name.
>>104904 but I can spend my coins on mats to buff my actual good students
>>104897 buy only when u have too much coin she wont be useful if u have sexy chise/camp kotama/ironically kayoko do better job than chihiro for CC
>>104894 we have slower and faster periods throughout the day like any ordinary general
>>104787 It owes me a coffee
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>>104894 >numberfagging You know chinks inflate their numbers right?
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>>104909 too late I've told you to buy them so now you have to
>>104897 If you've already got all the Koharu and Azusa elephs you need, yes.
>>104894 Totally normal on sunday/monday >we
>>104908 >akira loses STOP
>>104905 Serina is my Stalker #1
Thoughts?
>>104888 I don't like those chances
>>104886 Nothing, just push through as soon as maint ends.
I, WAKAMO KOSAKA, NOMINATE AKIRA FOR KWABOTY
>>104927 Now that's a /bag/ matchup.
>>104923 >"Sensei, can we have a moment" >episode instantly starts How come it never pauses for me to say yes? What if I'm busy at the moment?
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>>104396 She will be here next week.
>>104931 wrong quote
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>>104908 Little Ayumu love! >>104919 Oh no, Big Sora is gonna lose!
>Midori losing You know what? Maybe halfchan is better
The sapients and their armies, unaware of the storm they ride into. I am that storm
>(1) Yeah sure bud
FOX when
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ar1RyVgOw4 Is this some game reference?
>>104939 Hopefully never.
>>104939 hopefully soon and hopefully not that one
>>104935 This is a tough one indeed because both are shit.
>>104940 Rhythm heaven
>>104919 To be honest, I've grown to kind of dislike Ayumu. The constant praise multiple times a day for simple tasks ending up feeling patronizing. Doing three bounties is not that sugoi.
>>104941 >>104942 the duality of man
>>104946 you guys better vote for the honest, cool engineer and not the scammer
When Yukino comes out you'll love her and bitterly swallow the fact you said you wouldn't many times before
>>104946 I'm disappointed that nearly a quarter of the responses are incorrect.
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>>104948 Counterpoint
She is cute.
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>>104940 I'm just voting to whoever is making my dick the hardest at the moment.
>>104949 She's my favorite fox after Wakamo and Izuna
>>104950 lmao did it really need to be the two men?
wikianon where is the minigame puzzle answer page
>>104954 Agreed
>>104498 I'm back from work, lets test it.
Alright i think i just figured the monkey out. If you rename your .jpg & .png pics to .gif the bot cant detect them
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>>104959 I don't think there is one because the maps and the rail pieces are random. You just gotta bee urself huuhuu
>>104891 Nono...
Please don't forget to report and explain the context. The field is there for a reason.
>>104960 Change your filename to .gif so the monkey can't detect it.
>>104963 bot? that thing was able to make a bot?
>>104969 He bought it from discord trannies.
>>104966 What do you put there? And what does the global box do?
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>>104969 Yes but if you rename your pics so they are .gif files it messes up the bot.
>>104970 Ah, that would make more sense
png test
Confess
gif test
>>104968 Sakurako won you fools, now you will not get pink envelopes! https://poal.me/89cgk6
>>104971 >And what does the global box do? A normal report only goes to the board's moderation. A global report goes to the site's moderation as well. So for things like spam or CP that violate major global rules instead of just board-related ones.
>>104973 what about other extensions?
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>>104973 Now with you pointing it out he just gonna do some tweaking.
holy shit it doesnt look for .gif at all LOL
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>>104972 If it's any consolation it gets a lot easier because of how open the maps become. I'm shit at puzzles in general but these are no problem for me. Basically just plap down 10 rail pieces, try to fix the path with them as much as you can, and the remaining 5 or so you can hyperoptimize if you want to. By then it should be exceedingly clear what you have to do. Usually you'll be done after 18 or 20 pieces or so on average.
>>104983 You are implying the monkey can code.
>>104959 another anon posted this earlier. https://stellar-cocada-8a2591.netlify.app/
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How many miyu pregnancies? 1d100 = 48
>>104985 what about stage 5 and 6? it's fixed right
>>104978 >>104975 What are you even trying to do...?
>more than 3 post the monkey learning
>>104991 you're several hours late to that realization
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>>104988 48 is good
>>104991 Yeah, he is here manually doing shit. But it is fun to figure out how lazy his bot is.
>>104993 >>104995 so how many post until he change his IP?
>>104992 CHUNKOBROS!
>>104989 >>104987 Solved for me. Just drop a piece, then change the 2nd line of values to what you have on the deck until it shows a result
>>104988 you have some slop mixed in there
>>104963 Yeah I noticed when you posted earlier, but I think xe also has it for certain gifs because sometimes I get replies. I'll just keep using the 2 scripts and post her from time to time.
>>104989 I think those are fixed if they're handing out 40 aoba shards but I could be wrong. for #5 they basically forced me to use almost all pieces anyway, there's not much optimization you can do there. I don't remember #6, I think it might be the same
>>105000 >different ID nani
Wow is the 4/bag/ so dead that he has to come here or something?
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>>105001 In the past thread i posted like 10 mika pics and it didnt trigger so he is probably doing it manually now at times. It also looks like the bot can trigger if you say mika
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>no clear pieces button aiiieee i'm too old and retarded for this shit
>>104963 I mean the blur still work so it's like whatever
>>105004 Maybe, but most of it is probably that he's trying to drive people back there where it's harder to filter. It only started after halfchan came back up.
>>105004 /vg/ is circlejerking about how they're too oldag and based to have used 8chan because it's pseudo reddit.
>>105005 large gamer milkers
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>>105005 guh...
i feels like this place lack of janny present, compared to other thread. at least blur script really works so well to filter the monkey
>>105010 Makes sense
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wus8PsBR_Gg Close look at the highlander chibis
>>105014 Having ID sure works wonder
>>105014 I am ready for the train-spoon to feed me the script.
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>>104986 Ba dum Tsss!
>>105010 I also think its because the retards there immediately directed everyone over here and told everyone about it the second 4chan got back up. This place was peaceful when people found it organically, but the more people became open about the secret the more the schizos and retards started to come. It turns out the smart ones are the ones that find stuff on their own, and the retards only show up when someone equally retarded blabs about it.
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>>105004 never get a chance to say without it being poor form, but fuck it. cuckstats.io reports that /vg/ as a whole seems to be half as active as it once was. The other side of the coin, though, is that there's a good shot that it's us and /gacha/ that're keeping fullchan "alive". Basically, go out and talk with other boards and threads.
>>105014 It's literally because of the filters bro. If you report xer he gets instantly deleted, but most of us have both scripts so the reports stalled, or at least that's what I think.
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>>105025 >>105026 Thank you, it was delicious.
>>105023 Technically that ffxivg general is fast again. But considering the mess they made I'm just gonna consider it samefagging nonsense.
Rin, authorize the shupos' new railway!
>>105014 8moe is smaller so it makes sense that they don't have jannies monitoring the thread 24/7
>>105027 goslingbros....
>>105014 Guess you better apply.
Bros, I saw one of the gore pics the nigger uploaded, and fuck. That shit shook me, man. Most of them are just whatever porn but that one...shit... I do wonder. The insanity of persecuting some random gacha character aside, how can that fucker just expose himself constantly to such content, like for real. Call me a sissy for not enjoying irl gore if you want. Shit tf is wrong with that faggot?
>>105028 >>105034 I'm a bit surprised by that result. I'd have thought Hifumi would do better.
thoughts on this shupo?
>>105037 It's just gore.
>>105038 Halloween happened.
>>105036 ironically i try to apply yesterday, because i dont use script at that time, but no respond from mark
>>105037 A monkey from the philippines, i hope they ban SEA soon
It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
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>>105029 nozomi's face plus the word "delicious" makes me think she just received my semen
>>105037 I thought scatnigger never posted gore? Did he have a change of heart or is this a completely different schizo?
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>>105031 >The Penis Express Really?
>>105034 Shigure won? What happened to Iroha sex? https://poal.me/wuzmzs
>>105045 This is really more of a Talk About Monkey As Much As Possible general.
>>105049 When was the last time Iroha was even relevant
>>105049 Shigure is more gosling.
>>105037 welcome to the depths of mental illness fren. Tis' not a question of if, only how bad. Pray the government snipes that nigger or the mod wisens up and bans every mudhut, turd world country from posting here
>>105031 Why draw Miyako twice?
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>>105046 >not to the beat of Tok9 train Terrible! Dance to the song!
tf I got a new ID >>105043 Wasn't he Singaporean? >>105047 Well some faggot's posting gore rn in response to Mika pics. It's gotta be him.
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Raid status?
>>105037 He's been spamming BA threads for three years straight, every day, 20 hours a day or so. Just a random schizo who really hates BA for some reason, really wants attention about hating it. Has he ever played it, no, but he just wants everyone to know he hates it due to some strange grudge. He was on /vg/ every day for years doing this shit, for some reason when 4chan came back online they pointed him to come over here. Its not about logic, schizos just do stuff like this.
>>105049 Case of people thinking she's hot but not really caring that much about her character as much I'd guess. I certainly like Shiggy more as a character.
>>105058 Gold looks better
>>105058 All Extreme. Gold looks better
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All for me.
>>105037 Install the blur filter Sensei
>>105058 comfy ins plat despite i have all student for torm builded
>>105047 I remember the monkey sometimes posted gore of a bifurcated dick in old /bag/. I guess he just posts whatever shock images he can find
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>>105067 >builded
Tried the script, it doesn't blur images, but images just don't show up at all on newfag posts now. Not sure I'm doing it right.
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>>105058 Comfy gold
>>105058 Plat, naturally.
>>105066 I have it. I saw it via inline replies, which aren't blurred.
>>105049 Iroha fell off the radar once the writers decided to ship her off to be Ibuki's babysitter/Makoto's secretary
>>105070 That guy must have given you the modified script.
>>105069 gommenasorry grammarly free version is slow
Neru L O V E
>>105077 Just mind the irregular verbs, Anon. Not all past tenses are created by adding -ed eg it's paid, not payed. and it's not readed, it's read. and etc
>>105075 think it was this one >>105026
>>105037 >tfw desensitized from enough exposure that all this is just annoying and not shocking anymore don't worry you're on your way
>>105070 Check the end of the line, you might have accidentally copied the gear >>105073 Huh, interesting.
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>>105079 i see
>>105079 >eg it's paid, not payed Sometimes it is actually payed.
>>105080 That one's outdated.
>>105037 I used to be a regular rekt/gore poster on /gif/ back when it wasn't just a porn dump. He could be spamming much worse images if he wanted to
>>105024 I've just been reporting the moron whenever I see xer in the thread, on the bright note it looks like Acid is looking into a way of neutering xer.
>>105076 Look who went and won their poll *pat pat pat*
>>105087 'payed' is a nautical term. Unless you're talking about how to navigate a boat, it's paid.
>>105089 Its not about minposts, images aren't showing up at all on some posts rather than being blurred.
mika would never have sex with black men
>>105080 then yes that how that one was modded with img.style.display = 'none'; use one of the other two further up in the thread if you want the blur
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>>105007 >get to 5 >see it for myself > not looking forward to this one they are progressively getting worse or maybe I'm just dumb
>>105087 But he's very unlikely to use that definition of pay unless he's autistic about ship building. English is a funny language and there's no way to get better at it other than studying and mindful reading/writing, mainly the latter.
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>>105084 neru seems like the kinda girl who can implode sensei's skull with one punch
>>105095 Ohr is my favorite decacunny.
>>105059 Xer's doing it to push people back to 4/bag/ a land with less tools to filter out xer's garbage posts. If you scroll through the 4/bag/ threads there's nothing terrible because xer is focusing all their efforts here to avoid killing the 4/bag/ thread.
>>105077 I just use my english knowledge+deepl, I get Midoir'd every once in a while but I feel like I'm improving.
>>105098 i just solve it, forgot to take pic, good luck anon, i ended up with 2 extra curve pieces, but i think you are forced to do it i think
>>105007 >>105098 Use the solver if you're retarded like me.
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>>105104 >Midoir'd
>>105106 i don't remember how many pieces stage 5 has, so i ended up doing it myself
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>>105112 you made her angry
>>105114 /bag/ doesn't know what fruits these are
>>105116 This one reminds me that I really badly want Niya to be playable. Bonus points if she gets a furniture with Kaho showing their chemistry more.
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>>105114 fruit
>>105114 Just what I needed for this Seiacorn!
>>105114 How do I fuck a lemon?
>>105124 very carefully
>>105104 I wonder if learning English here would be applicable in real life. I fear I utter words that could sent me to HR or jail
test
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>>105124 Fuck that noise, I'm going to isntead keep my penis submerged in lemon juice for at least half an hour before sex so when she sucks me off she makes a funny face.
>>105126 Just don't say nigger. That's the most dangerous one.
>>105123 Kanna wins with Asuna only getting one vote what happened? https://poal.me/a4s05v
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>>105131 hxD effect
>>105131 >what happened? The SEA posters mostly stayed on halfchan so all that's left here are white men who fuck dog.
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>>105131 People like Asuna but EVERYONE loves Kanna. This is a white man's general after all.
It's pretty weird to see them directly acknowledging Mika's birthday in the new short. Is that the first time outside of lobby lines that a student's birthday has ever been mentioned? Is Mika going to turn 18 but for real?
>>105131 Kanna canonically saved my ass multiple times
>>105124 The acidity will burn your urethra. Counter it by covering your dick with something itu high pH such as soap
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>>105137 based GOOD GIRL appreciator
Ribs erotic
>>105140 I'm starting to think these matchups are rigged.
>>105126 English is fun. Here's a vocab word for the day: "slattern". It's really old and not something you're going to see or hear often. It means "dirty or unkempt woman". The fun part is the implication of prostitution. It's not just that the woman is dirty, it's that she's dirty in a whore way. Use it five times by tomorrow for full credit. Noun: Slattern Adjective: Slatternly
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>>105134 >the dog in question Honestly I can't blame them
>>105140 What number are you on now? Please include it in your caps going forward because I'm going to snooze and want to catch up tomorrow, as I presume this is going to take a very long time.
>>105145 ah, so like Makoto
This ain't the fruit aisle
>>105145 Teaching ESLs weird words that no one uses is just baiting them into sounding like ESLs
>>105151 That smarts
>>105148 Anon no you can't sleep your +1 vote is extremely important. What if your student loses by 1 vote?
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Hey, no masturbating on the train!
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>>105153 my student already won, so I know she won't pop up in awhile
>>105151 I read in a book that using fancy words can make you seem smart. It was that one popular self help book...How to make friends and influence people? or smth Then again, there's a difference between saying something's splendid, wondrous or whatever, and calling some hoe a slattern.
>>105151 Sure, but have not you considered, elucidating them whereupon their lexicon is grandiose and their vernacular verbose litigates legendary limericks?
>>105153 My student already lost so I don't give a shit anymore.
>>105148 It takes about 30 minutes zooming through it on your own so it's probably going to take several hours
>>105154 What about below the train?
>>105157 I mislike this post.
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mmmm malkuth sweat soup
>>105151 No, if I wanted to fuck with him, I'd give him stupid SAT words. Slattern is a funny word.
>>105126 In english you can say "X is annoying" by saying "I love X" or "X is sexy". You can try this for yourself. Try saying: I love children. Children are very sexy.
>>105158 Phrenapates-sensei...
>>105161 Thanks. >9% I guess it'll be finished sometime tomorrow evening (assuming you don't sleep)
>>105145 >a woman who has many sexual partners, for pleasure or payment That's just a synonym for modern woman
>blurred zoomzoos is this the new meta
>>105158 She can still get a high rank if she wins the rest of her matchups...
English is actually a drunk mix and match of like three different languages, one of them being, unfortunately, F*ench. It's the reason why words like rendezvous are pronounced as randeboo or whatever instead of how it's written
>>105156 If you said any of these in daily conversation I'd look at you funny or assume your British(worse).
>>105173 All is right in the world, I can sleep now.
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>>105175 > British(worse).
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>>105174 You are now thinking about pronouncing rendezvous phonetically.
>>105169 Where is Sericar where is Rio BMW
>>105136 >her alt turns 18 as well
holy shit it works wonders
>>105156 If you use fancy words on me I'll call you a pseudointellectual faggot
>>105166 Your trick won't work against me I prefer sagging hags
>>105148 Just gonna do the first round for tonight, all lost students will not pop up on round two. And if I have time will do round two tomorrow after I edit the brackets If this site didn’t slow down every time it wouod be manageable to do a sorter in 5 hours but with this speed make it like a week
>>105183 Appalling performance, mate.
>>105178 s'alright guv's just a bant ye
>>105174 My favorite is that Ammunition is technically a corruption of “les munitions” Who the fuck hears “les” as “a”?
>>105179 ran~de~bu~
>>105185 Sounds good, be sure my wife is in the top 10 btw, pm sent
>>105186 Perish.
>>105174 Plenty of words aren't pronounced how they're written. You used reason (ri-zen) and like (laik).
>>105185 >the senseibowl is single elimination what a cruel world it is, trying to be voted as sensei's favorite. >>105189 Ren-dez-VO-us
Ok /bag/. How do you pronounce Arkansas?
>>105173 Rumi won
>>105180 someone will draw it
Waiting for Seia is fucking agonizing.
>>105196 my dumbass forgot the poll https://poal.me/adjxyh
>>105136 No, she's turning 17 for the second time, just like all student birthdays
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>>105193 >reason (ri-zen)
>>105185 That's fine, it'll get inputs from multiple /bag/gots.
>>105174 The more interesting example is when you look at cases where two very similar words both arrived in English from different sources (e.g. one from French and one from Latin), and English responded by making it common to use both of those words to cover the bases. "Cease and desist", "null and void", "peace and quiet", and so on. >>105188 Wouldn't that be a case of "a munition" (singular, with indefinite article) being mistaken for "ammunition"?
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wtf bros I thought we were all illiterates here where my 87 IQ bros at
raison d'etre(ray-zohn-DEE-t-trə)
>>105194 close enough tbh i kinda interested in hood english more
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>>105146 here anon, have an APNG.
>>105207 bix nood
>>105208 >can't unblur apngs no...
>>105195 Arr-can-sas I refuse to pronounce it arkansaw, the fr*nch can eat my whole penis if the s is in there it's meant to be used.
>>105208 ...why is that png so big for such a simple animation?
>>105201 Wait is Ryzen pronounced ri-zen or rai-zen?
>>105208 you aren't allowed to dance until I click you green midori
>>105214 >pronounced ri-zen or rai-zen? are you comparing it to Spanish phonetics?
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Tsubaki can't lose. It's impossible. Those rubbish poal.me polls have to be haxxd.
You CAN roll your R's right /bag/?
>>105217 No I'm asking because I legitimately don't know.
>>105211 someone mentioned in a previous thread that it might be because of the dimensions of the image. >>105213 I used >>>/bag/95750 to make it, if there's a more efficient way to do this I'd rather use that instead.
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>>105213 Deal with it
>>105219 Physically incapable
>>105221 I'm an idiot who can't into links, I meant >>>/barchive/95750
>>105220 Well, it's like risen. not like 'ray' or 'ree'
>>105218 These past few seasons have made me really dislike dealing with the panda on defensive teams. >sHanako casts hose >blocked by tsubaki >tsubaki taunts >card skipped so what was card 6 is now card 8
>>105207 >hood English So you want to sound uneducated on purpose?
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>>105210 It's over...
>>105219 Yeah. I can't whistle no matter how hard I try though
>>105204 Ah. But isn’t the singular feminine particle french “la”? I guess “la munition” becoming ammunition makes more sense
>>105130 I've heard the alternatives such as joggers, basketball, ninja, NBA, Nick Gurr, Nick Gerlips
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Preventively bluring out images is fairly tarded, when you just could be drinking some more.
>>105232 try jigaboo :>
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>>105219 no it's over for me
>>105232 Moon cricket always cracks me up.
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>>105219 Ferrocarril.
>>105219 Yes. You do also use ´`~^^ç in your language too, right? I hate english because the way words are written aren't the way the words are spoken so If I go by letter without ever hearing the word before guess what? I spoke it completely wrong unlike in other languages.
>>105228 >on purpose
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>>105227 it's because Tsubaki a cute and based. Don't fight it. Just jump on the Tsubaker train and enjoy the comfy ride. Take a nap! Or enjoy the view passing by.
Yeah, I think I've decided to send in another ticket. I just know it was fufu in the original text
>>105242 >Toki won Naturally. Could have just ask me, instead of doing a stupid poll.
>>105207 >>105208 Hmmm I'm noticing...
Who else are total chads and winner types, other than Tsubaki and Toki, and do their names all start with the letter T or is that just a coincidence?
>heehee
>>105249 Your what won?
>>105244 Fufu for Nagisa Rabu was probably hehe or Heh heh
>>105247 >Toki >winning Neru begs to differ
>>105247 Tsurugi?
>>105249 oh no no kayabros
Where GeeGee
>>105252 She won my heart.
>>105252 lies and slander. Neru just got a big, foul mouth, that needs some washing out (with soup and lemon juice). All bark, no bite.
>>105236 KEK I never heard of that. In which states is it used?
>>105253 >Tsurugi nah, Tsurugi is a sperg. So it was indeed just a coincidence, huh.
>>105257 >soup
>>105258 Sounds like a midwest thing but you'll hear them all everywhere
>>105262 my bad. soap. english hard, pls understand.
Post Toki peace vineboom mp4
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test
>>105261 Well that's pretty rude to my studentwife.
>Meru only got 2 votes Bros...
>>105227 When is the next pvp season?
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>>105259 >>105268 Only one other anon chose right...
>>105259 >>105249 >>105268 you're posting the results too early not enough time for people to even find and vote
>>105271 next maintenance
>>105271 Tomorrow.
>>105271 Literally tomorrow for Global. Just a bit over a week for JP.
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>>105269 [wide]I do not care[/wide], I'm putting a team together, and she's not in it.
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>>105274 Silence, we love Maki here.
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>>105280 >[wide]
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>>105280 Nice try.
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>>105268 >akane this high what?
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>>105208 i found this funny enough to learn OBS to record my screen
>>105280 hee hee
How is the aggie being handled?
>>105285 Now that is a surprise. I thought Akane would win for sure.
>>105280 >[wide}
>>105286 WHO'S THAT STUDENT?!
>>105286 my blur is like 20 and it's even funnier because i knew exactly what it was still max apple visualization
>>105280 >[wide]
>>105291 what the fuck happened to my image
>>105288 Likely posted in both.
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>>105280 >wide What the fuck was this tag even meant to do in your head?
post limit soon. post your second wife before thread EoS.
What is wrong with you people
>>105282 why is the thumbnail broken for this? 8chang jank or something else
>>105280 >doesnt like tsurugi >is retarded this tracks
>>105303 SENSEI
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>>105303 sensei
>>105300 I've beef with authority No sense of responsibility No sense of urgency Extreme shyness Performance anxiety Autism Fear of compromise Terrible country macroeconomics No money No job No height No bitches
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>>105299 >spoiler I have like 5 second places.
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>>105301 Works on my machine
>>105299 I only have one wife and two daughters
>>105297 As a proud boomer I still use XML where you can define your own tags easily. What does tags do in the context of a webpage is up to the stylesheet. Not my problem. [rant]P.S. HTML5 tag soup was a fucking mistake. And so were all the other trash markup languages that followed.[/rant]
>>105317 WHAT WHEN DID THESE COME OUT???
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>>105309 Weird, I don't remember making this post.
There is botting going for and against Miyako kek
We like adults here tho.
>>105320 Of all the students, it had to be Miyako, huh.
>>105303 Miyako wins! no wait sof? Now Miyako again.. then sof... Okay ima give it to miyako since she hit 10 first before botting started Guys please! https://poal.me/qaq46i
>>105303 very sus voting on this one
Reminder
>>105301 Happened to me like 6 times then it worked again. Try F5 the thread.
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>>105322 miyako keks are truly insuffurable
>>105313 looks like it was 8chanss causing the issue thanks, maybe it is one of the configs on it
>>105317 >Unko pass
>>105303 >Miyako mentioned >67 votes >when the previous ones ranges 20 votes
>>105320 Miyako didn't deserve this. She just want to breed with Sensei like any normal student
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>>105299 She's very different from my main wife, I didn't think I'd like her that much but she won me over
Just tie it
>>105303 >70+ votes Nice vpn fags.
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>sending unprompted dickpics to miyako all day long
>>105318 Like 30 mins ago
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>>105299 Roogi (swimsuit edition)
>Botted sorter polls >Botted VGL polls
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you're not perfect
Sensei hates Miyako the most
>>105336 I come home from work and new plushiekino is out... OUGHH The izumi one is so cute!!!! The jumbo is adorable as well....
OVER 100 VOTES
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hmmm, Miyako is clearly a winner type and a chad, but I already got the best tank in my team. Fuck. I'm really sorry, Miyako, but you're benched.
That's rough. >daughter or >daughter
Now I suspect every poll was botted but a lot more subtly
>>105323 >4 votes Come on guys where are you?
>>105329 When do we get some Blue Archive Funko Pops?!!?!?!?!
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Who knew? Miyako would be the one which causes blue archive to truly go into chaos.
STOP THE COUNT
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My favorite HTML error.
yeah no would never send dickpics to miy*ko
>>105339 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>105303 >only one where the cheating is blatant
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>>105346 Told you so.
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