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/bag/ - Blue Archive General #7942 Anonymous 04/30/2025 (Wed) 07:08:41 Id: f3f49b No. 124791
Previous Threads: >>>/barchive/ >Guides, Resources and useful links: https://rentry.org/bagguides >/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends: https://rentry.org/holdingthebag >4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts https://rentry.org/bacontent >>(JP) >Banners: >4/22 (Tue) After maintenance – 5/7 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) Hikari (3* Limited) Nozomi (3* Limited) Aoba (1* Welfare) >News: 6th PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwWVgGE5b0Q Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/545 >Events: Highlander Railroad Runaway Incident 〜 And Then The Train Was Gone 〜 – 4/22 (Tue) After maintenance – 5/7 (Wed) 10:59 (JST) >Content: Total Assault: Gregorius (Indoor Warfare) – 4/30 (Wed) 11:00 – 5/7 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoors – Elastic Armor) – 4/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 5/21 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Bounty – 4/22 (Tue) 4:00 – 4/30 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Normal – 4/30 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/7 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Commissions/Lesson – 5/7 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/14 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) 2x Hard/Scrimmage – 5/14 (Wed) 4:00 – 5/21 (Wed) 3:59 (JST) >>(GLOBAL) >Banners: >4/29 (Tue) After Maintenance – 5/6 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC) Hinata (3* Rerun) Saori (3* Rerun) >News: Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2842954 GIFTCODES: https://rentry.org/CouponBA PC Client release: Summer 2025 >Events: Special Investigation: The Tree of Sephiroth – 4/29 (Tue) After Maintenance – 5/13 (Tue) 1:59 AM (UTC) >Content: Joint Firing Drill: Light Armor (Indoor Warfare) – 4/29 (Tue) After Maintenance – 5/5 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Grand Assault: Chesed (Field Warfare) – 5/6 (Tue) 2:00 AM – 5/12 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Special Armor) – 4/16 (Wed) 2:00 – 5/12 (Mon) 6:59 (UTC) 2x Normal – 4/28 (Mon) 7:00 PM – 5/5 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) 2x Hard/Scrimmage – 5/5 (Mon) 7:00 PM – 5/12 (Mon) 6:59 PM (UTC) Information
[Expand Post]>When a thread reaches the bump limit, report the thread and check the global checkbox >Request that the thread be moved to the archive board >>>/barchive/ >Once the thread is moved, make a new one
check this blue get
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ACAB
reminder
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oh well, desuWIDE
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Post under me will have a brown ID
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Off mode aru
it's over for seia
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Eimi's birthday soon Japan is always a day ahead
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1d100 = 86 Miyako marriage
Teal ID for 100
>poo id SAARS
Time for another green ID
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Rolling for blue ID Also, just finished decagrammaton earlier. Unfiltered kino, honestly might be one of my favorite ongoing volumes at the moment. The unadulterated hyjinks of the autism task force, mech kino, finally more high stakes lore to get into and seeing my wife Rio at the end of it all. Some of it felt pretty pastiche, but I was still genuinely enjoying their whims for the most part. Also, I call dibs on adopting Ein when this is all over >>124804 >>124805 brown senseis......
>>124799 >1410 ????
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Red ID get
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red for jimber
I'm a deranged, mentally-ill freak and I fuck dog
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>>124810 Wtf is this puke green ass shit
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Remember to love your precious students, /bag/! Gud nite
>>124813 >puke green >zaku green >pea green 8chan played a prank on us.
>see coins in mail >check out the attacker >level 88 sensei >tsubaki mika shoshino shirokoteller serina iroha I feel bad for the guy
I didn't wanted to post too much in last thread because if I would autohide script anons would see my massive gets and I see someone missing out of a big event like that due self inflicted isolation is quite enjoyable to be frank.
>>124796 Don't believe Koyuki's lies!
Spend your Expert Permits on Fuuka before the monthly reset!
>>124819 These impregnation pics always make me wonder. What happens when two sperm if not multiple breaches the egg at the sametime?
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>>1289953 AAA YUME I'M CUMMING!
>>124800 midomo...
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>3dpd shitters are here Thanks for bumping our thread alive :^)
It may not seem like it but this is a Kasumi general
If my ID is purple, I will not masturbate to Kazusa.
Bros I was staring at the last thread wondering why there was no posts for 15 minutes then I realized we were in a new thread...
Never forget that Decagrammaton stole Yume's tits.
>>124830 We need a script that automatically links to the next thread
>>124833 I'll try to add it to the filter script tomorrow if no one gets to it first and I have time. Too late now im going to bed soon.
>>124822 The embryo ends up invalid and that causes a miscarriage.
If red ID I'm gay
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Color check.
IGIMAS :DDDD
>>124838 you are still gay btw
>>124831 >Osiris lost his dick and ressurected by bringing his dick back Yume lost her boobs, but how do we attach a new one to make her return?
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>>124829 Flat Palug lol
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>>124846 BASED
>>124843 If odds you're gay If evens I'm gay 1d6 = 2
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Why did the donut join a band? It had the perfect filling for the role.
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>Fat Palug showed up to my cafe 3 shifts in a row I don't want to blow eligma right now but
>>124829 I remember that one kazusa poster who said he felt good giving up on pussy
>>124852 Fuck...
>>124850 I guess its decided, huh.
>>124854 Yeah it's this guy >>124850
oh the thread was over
NOOOOOOOO IM BEING DRAGGED TO THE CALL CENTER
>>124832 Cute!
GAMERS RISE UP
>>124859 Saar?
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>>124858 Good, now I can't be chastised for "that"
>>124859 >call center >brown ID
Sensei's IQ = 1d150 = 89
Suou's pussy got me acting like Casey Jones: going too fast, slamming into that shit and dying.
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Pink ID please
>>124868 >>124869 I'M NOT A BROWNIES!
>>124859 at least your are not drafted
>>124866 I am very smart
>>124868 hehe poo
>>124866 Seems way too high
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Guess I like cock now
Posting ID color based student
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>>124866 No wonder I only ever think of sex...
>>124868 Uh oh, stinky.
I >>124866 How could I be a sensei if I'm this retarded?
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>femsei >yurishart Dogshit post.
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I wanna pound shizuko endlessly
>>124882 Because only a complete retard with no sense of self-preservation would agree to become a teacher in Kivotos?
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Pink ID and I'll got to sleep immediately.
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plap plap
test
(filtered)
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My adorable daughterwife Azusa.
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>>124888 I guess I'll stay a little longer.
>>124890 did it work?
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Imagine the smell...
>>124892 Cute booki
>>124893 Me on her face
enter
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>>124859 Do the right thing and an hero.
>>124895 Not sure why, but VPN works for one post
today, for a change, I will not BWEEEEH all day. today, I will uheeeeeeeeeee~ all day long. god is good.
>>124893 Azusa is a bad girl. She stole Suzumi's Arius connection.
>>124901 Short shorts is so sexy
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>>124901 my studentwife will still love me despite my newfound, temporary brownness and acrid odor, i cannot leave her alone
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Kikyou will let me bury my face in her unbelievably hairy snatch if the funny number is greater than 70 1d100 = 60
>Green ID Sure why not
>>124907 Your studentwife prefers my ID
Is this safe?
Wakamo
>>124907 A good Sensei wouldn’t let his studentwife fall in love with a Pajeet; even if that Pajeet happened to be Sensei himself.
RED ID GET
Sex. With Ibuki.
>>124913 UK being subsumed by Pajeets means Trinity should have pajeet students too
>>124912 Wifekamo
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>>124916 I'm from the UK and it's just London and a few other major cities. The towns and villages are fine for the most part.
>>124918 Oh my god a chair!
>>124916 Wasn't there one who looked like a pajeet but she was from Millennium? I can't remember but I'm pretty sure she was from one of the spin-off manga or something?
>>124923 Karin isn't a pajeet
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Good morning /bag/. ID roll. How should I position my team in pvp? I've got Hosh-A.Hosh-T.Shiroko-Nonomi as strikers
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>>124926 wow look at her go
>>124926 I was Himari on the background
>check battle log >got hit 4 times by the same person I know I was in rank 10, but come on. Surely none of you are using an sHiyori rep with a bond 20 kuroko banner?
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>phone is kill >can't play blue archive >download an emulator >Realize I can't log into my google account with verifying vie my phone Should I just start fresh or wait till I get a new phone?
why are there so many browns itt....?
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What's with gooks and memeing that Nico is into older Senseis?
>>124930 you didn't link your nexon account?
>>124929 you are lucky it was only 4, the only people attacking right now you are slots brainrot refreshers
Today everyone gets their own Natsu say Kansha
>>124933 I only had one mobile device, I didn't see a reason to. I also have been using this same google account for a decade+, so I didn't think to worry.
>>124925 Nonomi and Hoshino in A1 or A4, Kuroko in A2 or A3.
>>124938 well now you know why you should have I suppose
>>124939 Well, what I've posted was basically my current formation. So, it's ok, yes?
>>124938 >I also have been using this same google account for a decade+, so I didn't think to worry. when you're a single thing for everything you need to worry and be more careful
>>124942 Says the city bicycle lmao
>>124938 Your BA account is linked to the hardware not a google account bro
>>124943 I accidentally dropped the "using" please don't rape me students
>>124941 Oh, so it is. Should be fine, try swapping Hoshino and Nonomi around if things aren't working out.
>>124934 >get a better taste in artists anon
>>124947 I'm so tired I read this as better tasting anus
Time to preform necromancy, give me a second I need to find some chickens
>>124949 this was meant for>>124944
>>124945 Too late for that
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Hey
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White hair pls
>>124947 This should be "better tasting autists", right?
Anybody rolling Chiaki or are you just doing a ten roll and calling it a day?
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>>124907 Anon. You're brown. No one's going to put up with that.
what games have you lads been playing with blue archive mods? i really want to give the new starsector update a spin, as that was one of the ways i enjoyed BA music the most with good variety, but the idea of trawling through forums and discords to make sure all my mods are up to date is too exhausting.
>>124956 Putting 200 rolls in but Satsuki is getting the spark over Chiaki if I have to pick. Would probably have double sparked if it wasn't for shupo reveal.
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>>124956 I'll use my GA ticket and that's about it. Idols absolutely obliterated my stash.
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>>124956 I'm rolling for her and her clubmate and hope I'll get both of them in less than 50 rolls
>>124956 I'm using the next GA tenner that can't be used for fes on Yuuka
Rolling for a sexy pink
>>124928 Sup my man, your nickname made me laugh.
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Sensei should bridal carry himari off from her wheelchair and then lay her to her bed and then tuck her in and turn the lights off
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>>124961 >tfw you realise that the guy who makes those never kill yourself posts is some slav fuck from poland Now every time i see one of his posts I can't help but to read them in thick slavic accent in my head.
Good night /bag/
>>124967 Why are you doxxing your fellow baggots
>>124968 good night anon
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>>124966 Goodness.
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Yuuka can't nag me during off duty hours. I'm gonna watch some Gavv.
>>124969 You can tell from the text in some of the food he buys. Plus I don't think that has has ever been here.
>>124976 that guy**
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>>124956 What is she good for?
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>>124967 Poles are pretty based
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hey
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>>124969 >Why are you doxxing your fellow baggots He's a baggot? I had no idea. I saw his pinned post on his xitter profile where he behaved like a typical twitter zoomer faggot so I assumed he's just a random brain rotted zoomer.
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>>124931 Because white people are too smart to breed and invade back, if only more people breed and bleach the world white this kind of question won't exist
>>124791 To Seianon: If you minimize the radio, but then bring it back in the top right, it switches what should be the 'Stop' button into the 'Play' button- the music still plays.
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>>124956 Was going to, but shupos denied me the ability to "safely" do that so yeah. 10 rolls and a dream.
>>124978 Urban purple single target GA content I guess
>>124989 >>124990 YUUKA STOP RAPING SENSEI THIS HARD
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>>124989 >>124990 Arona activate the rape shield. 1d100 = 2 power!
Update: After a black magic ritual I was able to get my phone to charge 12%. My students now wait for me.
>>124995 It's over
>>124995 No....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>124995 It's so fucking over
>>124995 COME 'ERE TWINK BOYAH
>>124995 no... my rights...
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>>124995 It's over
>>124995 Don't worry, Plana will save you with her rape shield instead 1d100 = 40 power!
Never trust the dice...
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>>124995 YOU DUMB AI
>>125005 To bad students have 1d100 = 92 power!
>>125008 NOOOOOOOOOOO
how many rolls will i have spend for satsuki 1d200 = 170
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>>125008 AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>125008 It's over...
>>125010 Well at least it's not 200.
>>125008 canon
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>>125008 it seems like no matter how hard you try it's just best to stop struggling and let it happen
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>>125008 >To bad
>>125017 boo party pooper
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>>125017 Odds for which gamer twin wins the senseibowl Midori 1d100 = 69 Momoi 1d100 = 13
>>125022 momoi bros...
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If (You)'re truly cultured, you would be able to detect gweilo without needing to smell them. Surely Sensei is capable of that?
>>125024 Pretty sure Hasumi still has the most mass, but I don't know about sagginess
>>125022 Momoi loves video games more than Sensei
>>125028 You wont have much time to nag when youre pregnant, Kaguya
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Kiki's pantsu
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new popq
>>125033 Crocs are so fucking lame
>>125034 That's the first thing you notice?
>>125028 >Gweilo" (also spelled "gwailo") is a Cantonese slang term that translates to "ghost man" or "foreign devil" and is used to refer to Caucasians, particularly Westerners, in Hong Kong and parts of China. While it has a history of being racially pejorative, its modern usage can be neutral or even friendly, depending on the context. What white people smells like?
>>125034 did not even see them
>>125033 Trailer Park Eimi when?
>>125033 Eimi.... has she been eating? Her boobs shrank
>>125034 She's not wearing socks with them so she's fine.
Eimi is udderly amazing
Blurgogee
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Jumby my beloved...
>>125029 From the look of the sport version, she just doesn't have the firmness. Hasumi has more grandma tits (that I'd like to suck).
>>125047 >grandma
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What are the usual attack/defense teams for PVP this season? I know Shiroko*Terror is part of it, but I don't know who else to put on my team other than Shun (I still don't have Shiroko (Swimsuit))
>>125049 Hoshino, the cooler hoshino, and explosive dog has been working very well for me >don't have Shiroko (Swimsuit) Its over
>>125049 Where's your base Hoshino? NY.Haruna is still a menace too. Other than that use your Nagisa / Karin / Hibiki for Special.
>>125049 >I still don't have Shiroko (Swimsuit) You won't be having a fun time.
>>125049 >I still don't have Shiroko (Swimsuit) Give up.
>>125049 >shun >no sshiroko Unironically just bee yourself, do not tryhard.
Please give thanks to pic related for saving Blue Archive
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>rape this >Sexual assault that How about you post some art of Sensei (me) getting raped. For scientific reasons, obviously.
>>124985 thanks for the report, I've updated it, let me know if it's fixed for you
>>125055 Thank you Neru for saving John Nexon from going bankrupt. .
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It may not seem like it but this is a Hasumi general.
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>>125057 >Replying before making a ritualpost You're an embarrassment.
>>125057 Indeed, works as intended now. Thanks!
>>125049 Use these students, sensei
>>125064 >Noflea
>>125056 If Hoshino gets pregnant will she give birth to Ihy, Imsety, Hapy, Duamutef, or Qebehsenuef?
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>>125050 >>125051 I see. From what I've seen so far, Shiroko is usually on D1 or D4 while Hoshino + another tank is down the middle. Do I just send my Hoshino(s) through A2/3 as well as an attacker? >>125052 >>125053 >>125054 No.... I managed to hover around 90~200 for the past few seasons despite not having Shiroko (Swimsuit), I just hope I don't get knocked down all the way to 300 or lower.
>>125064 I'm half tempted to replace Nonomi with my NY.Haruna mostly due to her mood but I'm worried that I'll be removing a better tank killer, despite the fact that NY.Haruna is maxed in terms of gear and skills, unlike Nonomi.
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Every chink and their mother in my bracket is using Hosh Kuroko Shun Hanako (and thus so am I) is there anything I can do positioning wise when attacking?
>>125068 >Hovering that high Sounds about right. Who the fuck were you using to try and make it work, Himari? sShiroko's particularly necessary this season mainly because of how short matches are- stalling is completely unviable. I'd recommend, I don't know, Nagisa + a special with low cost / + striker ATK?
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What kind of videos does Ibuki watch on youtube?
Glad to see this general still exists here and most didn't go back to Indiachan
>>125067 All of them
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>>125075 Playing with bears maybe, and cooking video.
>>124954 >>124955 I meant what I said. This artist is shit.
>>125073 Last season it was Utaha because it's Yuuka's season. Before that I can't remember anymore, probably Himari or another Attacker Special that helps against the popular tanks for that season.
thoughts?
>>125081 Too perky.
>>125074 Koyuki looks cute in this
>>125081 tits too big, thighs way too fat
>>125081 Tits too small, thighs too thin
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coom in doom rope in hope
>>125074 The femboy made me completely lose interest in this anime
>>125075 I like to think she is one of Mitchers subscribers
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Shupobutt
>>125092 It's over, it's nothing but brainrot.
>>125081 I need to feed her more food and milk
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>125075 My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic Full Episodes 🔴 Live 24/7
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I hope they bring back nuudoru for the alt, or maybe another new students.
>>125095 Based. Finally someone with great taste.
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>>125095 Based
I love Himari so much
Where's the unfriendly reminder to pat?
>>125075 Tom Scott, 3b1b, Veritasium, Numberphile
>>125089 Zoos my beloved
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>>125105 Pat, motherfucker, your students are gonna die.
>>125091 its not an anime though
>>125106 I like to watch these but I don't really understand what's going on
>>125105 PAT THEM YOU SHITHEAD
The bot broke i see.
>>125113 Tom Scott and Veritasium cover a more wide variety of topics and don't go deeper than necessary, although Veritasium favors longer videos (15~40 minutes, sometimes more) while Tom Scott did more short form content (5 minutes, give or take). 3b1b and Numberphile focus specifically on mathematics and, by extension, computer science. I would also like to cite other similar educational entertainment channels that focus on engineering and other sciences that aren't just recordings of lectures, but I'm not familiar with them.
>>125108 >>125115 Already did, I don't need to be reminded heehee
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>>125119 I don't believe you.
>>125120 If my cafe didn't look like shit I'd prove you wrong
>>125113 I watch them just to feel smart
Himari is cute.
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One of you faggots stole my crafting luck.
>>125124 >xenoblade gamers FUCKING KINO
>>125125 all me
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>>125121 Clean your cafe
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>>125125 It was me, I stole it for 2 purple reports.
>>125125 She fucked 3000 men?
>>125125 Heehee
>>125128 Maybe when the highlander set is on global
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>>125131 Fucking when, Nexon???
>>125133 Please understand, feetdev has to craft the most intricate feet design first, especially feet under thighhighs.
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It has been 5 hours since I got rank 1 and I haven't been attacked at all. In fact, almost no one in the top 30 has even moved at all except for 1 or 2 people. If I suddenly start getting attacked a bunch in the next 3 hours, I'll know for sure that I got put into a Chinese bracket. NA server.
>>125112 Wasn't it getting one?
>feetshit I hate Paruru.
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>>125136 I think there's a bug. Yesterday I tried attacking the 1st nigger, yet it keeps showing the error for him being in combat atm. Have to try like 5-10 times just to get to rank 1.
>>125134 I'd shove Akira's feet down my mouth without hesitation so I don't mind
>>125137 It was a promotional video for the manga
>The Tree of Sephiroth Should I refresh as soon as I get the tech sheets?
>>125136 Not everyone climbs immediately, or you could actually have a comfy bracket. My bracket is pretty quiet right now, I've been attacked by one guy since claim time.
>>125142 I'd just wipe the whole box then goto next one.
>>125142 Bee urself. I clear a round after 2 days (with AP from PVP shop cause I need equipment).
>greg on JP Not this shit again
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When will Nexon capitalize on Kikyou? Need more kotent.
>>125143 Last season my bracket had a lot of activity around claim time and a bit after so I guess I'm not used to things being so quiet for so long.
>>125156 bad no stop
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good morning
>>125153 Akira...
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>>125158 Murning.
>>125142 Yes, refresh and grab the next sheet
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>>125158 good morning
>>125166 That's one irritating zoos.
Suzumi alt when?
>>125168 You know she will get a complete make-over, right?
1d200 = 119 is the amount of rolls for me to get for Chiaki and Satsuki
>>125171 you need to roll two individual dice for this, no cheating
Odd - I got raped Even - I do the rape 1d100 = 52
>>125166 Why she isn't hitting the corner? I'm losing my mind
>>125168 Suzumi (Meta-Terror) will be the main villain off the next non-Deca main story chapter. >she collapsed into becoming a terror after reaching CHIM and realizing that she is a gacha character whose role in the story was stolen
>>125173 So many senseis getting raped itt
>raping your students Cringe + kill yourself >getting raped Based
>>125171 >1 dice >200 rolls Are you assuming Arona is nice?
>>125173 >He think he get to do the rape
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>>125182 Arona is super nice and lovely and cute though?
>>125173 Can't rape the willing (students)
How are you do the raping when your students love you so much that they are fine being rape by you?
Odds of my rape attempt on students being successful 1d100 = 99 Odds of my rape attempt backfiring 1d100 = 88
>>125186 If that’s the case, then why does she only give you blue envelopes?
Have you guys had your Fuuka sex today?
Good morning /bag/. Has anyone found the chink PVP sheet?
>>125191 Now those are nice double dubs
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kafein, kafein ga tarinai
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>>125192 She actually most recently gave me iwappi and imari in one spark. So maybe your Arona just doesn't love you as much as my Arona loves me?
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>>125198 Hey, pssst. Hare. Pss-pssst. Over here.
>>125201 W-what is she doing?
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Did I lose my ID?
Number of students who loves having consensual sex with sensei: 1d10000000 = 2503083 Number of students who loves raping sensei: 1d10000000 = 4734342 "This includes the entirety of potential student body of kivotos"
>c8ddad AH! DADDY!
>>125042 Worry not, photoshop was made for situations like this
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>>125205 What students would accidentally call Sensei dad?
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>>125206 Daily reminder to not drink funny liquids brought to you by some shady rat.
>>125208 Miyako.
>>125206 How much bigger will Eimi's boobs get when she becomes pregnant 1d100 = 20
>>125204 >2,503,083 / 4,734,342 animals all of them
>>125204 Million must sex Million must sex The goal of all student is pregnant
Out of every 10 students sensei sex with, how many becomes pregnant 1d10 = 9
>>125219 You've got strong sperms.
I'll gladly let you tards know, that today, I fought my way all the way back into the Top1000 and that I'm coming for (you).
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>>125214 >>125216 My cute daughterbratwife
>>125219 P-powerful
>>125215 Bigger
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Number of children Kikyou and I will have: 1d6 = 1
>>125221 >missed top500 yesterday anon your basic math?
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Do we still love Fuuka?
Limbahon
>ctrl+f "vagina" >0 results Let me fix that with Wakamo's vagina...
>>125227 Yes, we all love fukka here.
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do you guys still farm T4 and below's blueprints or just buy them on the permit shop?
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>>124842 Haruka...igimas
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>>125226 I wasted some tickets the last evening before maintenance, before I realized that they probably won't get refreshed, just because of maintenance. Besides, I'm just giving you losers a head-start and let you bath in a sense of false security, just for a little while. And then, when you least expect it...
>>125232 Permit
>>125232 I forgot that was a thing
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>>125232 Buy them from the permit shops. There's no reason to farm them once you unlock T8 and T9 stages.
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>>125232 farm t8-9 buy blueprints for everything else
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>wasting expert permits on stupid low level gear you guys aren't truly experts, are you.
>>125232 permit without a doubt, for equipment you farm what isn't in the permit shop and buy the rest
>>125230 Sensei must pump all Cat and Fox vaginas with his seed
What is the percentage of students who use protection when sexing sensei 1d100 = 90 What is the percentage of students who forbid sensei from using condoms 1d100 = 19
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>>125219 1d5 = 4 Which abydos girl WON'T get pregnant 1 Hoshino 2 Nonomi 3 Shiroko 4 Knife ears 5 Serika
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>>125239 I'm lvl 90 and I'm still using guides because I never bothered learning the mechanics other than matching colors and rolling with my dick for students.
Gogurt spotted
>>125242 >>125247 Banner when?
>>125239 I don't like wasting permits on some eligma balls cause I feel it will be a waste.
>>125248 next year for sure trust the plan
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>>125208 >>125210 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>125248 After I'm dead
>>125245 GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE YOU STUPID TREE LOVING KNIFE EARED FUCK
Just attacked a lvl 40 in the top 100 range
>>125254 WTF I'm switching brackets
>>125243 Wtf why they don't want to get pregnant?
>>125254 you are evil
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rolling for whiteish ID mint is also fine
MONTHLY SHOP RESETS IN 7 HOURS
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>>125259 >mint is also fine
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>>125247 Gogogee's musky and incredibly hairy vagina.. >>125248 Next Anni
>>125245 I will keep rerolling until she get pregnant
>>125254 That's not what a friend of justice would do.
noice
What are you guys buying from the TA shop?
>>125251 This dude analyzed Egyptian mythology just to justify that joke
This thread would be a lot better without the terminal Gooners.
>>125268 >what do I need now >what do I need soon based on my rolling plans
>>125259 What is Himari's IQ score 1d1000 = 367 What is Rio's IQ score 1d1000 = 710
No.
>>125268 Eleph of students I don't have yet
>>125268 Whatever notes you need the most, and by that I meant always clear out trinity, gehenna and millenninum notes + bds first.
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why don't they acelerate this shitty banner? this acelereation feels really slow
>>125266 Sound doko
>>125268 Eleph and then I do nothing cause I have the monthly packs so I never have any great need for tech notes or blu rays even with daily crafting.
>>125254 you monster
>>125272 Bigger boobs = smarter, it is known
>>125270 >on /bag/ >complain about gooners
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>>125272 rigged roll there's no way rio autistic mind is smarter than tensei bishoujo
Never goon. Never kill yourself.
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>>125281 >replying to (1) bait
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Should I? Have 32k permits
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>>125282 No her IQ is obviously higher. She just has an EQ debuff to compensate.
>>125281 Check some IDs and you'll see some people are literally doing nothing but posting porn all thread, these are the type of fags who would usually be on /trash/
>>125285 you be yourself just make sure to buy the blufes students first
>>125285 Might as well finish it on later season. It's not like we get another opportunity to farm later.
>>125272 >>125282 maybe if himari spent less time crafting her stupid moniker and wasting her talent on astrology, maybe the scales would even out
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4 purples
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>>125270 Here's a very neat trick: 🚫
>>125295 Doesn't change the fact that it's gonna cause this place to slowly bleed out because it looks like an ERP discord
>3PBTID
>>125295 Great tip anon. It worked
>Complaining about porn >When sensitive images were posted just as often on halfchan >Conernposting about this place 'bleeding out' >(1) Bait used to be believable
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Plain girls...
How much can sensei bench 1d1000 = 448 How much can sensei squat 1d1000 = 615 How much can he deadlift 1d1000 = 198
>>125305 Damn I'm strong.
>>125297 prove it and go back, we have a good thing going where all the bitter retards are shitposting and seething on cuck/bag/ and people who like the game are here.
>>125305 Is that in Kgs? No wonder he can fuck all the student almost nonstop
>>125309 How is this supposed to be sexy again?
>>125310 it's self evident
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Wakamohayo~ Have a happy Wakawednesday!
>>125305 I wish I could squat that much. My ass would be huge.
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>Instant delete Holy shit, I barely got to see it. Congratulations janny.
>because of national holidays, I'll be able to do not one, but THREE night gym sessions this week Sometimes life is worth living.
>>125316 BA is a multiculture game, no matter what your skin color is you'll get raped. Especially the zesty one.
You guys have holidays?
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every day is a holiday
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>>125317 >Script is working >Janny is working >ID filtering is working Another victory for the civilized world.
>>125153 Why is Mari there?
>>125322 >INTERNATIONAL worker's day Yes anon. And you do too.
>>125325 We are not having this argument again.
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>>125317 Yeah I literally haven't seen a monkey post in weeks. Nigger is deceased.
>>125325 because she's a cat
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>>125316 Diss nigga zesty
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>>125331 Stop spreading fake news.
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>>125331 Continue spreading the truth.
Why post release Nozomi arts make her a wife character the fuck happened
>>125334 People read her momos and L2D?
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>>125331 stop vandalizing this cute artists work sensei. Izuner will lick you.
do I run NY.Fuuka or Ako? and when do I pick one over the other
>>125334 Her L2D happened
>>125335 >nexon pulled a 180 on a character >again
>>125311 That coloring reminds me a bit of no game no life. I wonder if that author is still going
>>125339 She's still brat, though
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>>125336 sensei...
>>125337 For what?
Nozomi wife mentioned
>>125334 Never trust Nexon again after anni 4. Especially the HifumiMC. They pulled a rug on us after Neru > Rio. They pulled a rug on us after revealing PV6 at the end of the stream.
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>>125336 >Vandalizing You mean fixing.
>>125344 Is it confirmed nozomi is the younger twin?
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>>125337 Depends if you need more cost reduction (New York Fuuka) or more unga bunga damage (Ako) with the comp you're running. NY. Fuuka's buff also lasts much longer so it also depends on what rotation you're trying to run.
mari is a fox
>>125337 depends on the content some examples: someone like sHanako has a 2 cost EX, you really don't care about using a 2 cost skill to reduce it by 1. Mika's EX has a prohibitive 6 cost, which means you're going to be using Ui or if that's not an option, then you use nyFuuka's 2 cost EX to reduce her EX cost by 3.
>>125343 in raids, obviously
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I'll train Izuna until she achieves perfect technique with her vagina
>>125350 >(1) Opinion discarded.
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No tail = no Fox Simple as.
>catears >no tail Mari is an e-girl
>>125351 >>125350 so I have to choose between higher damage and a heal and cost reduction and longer buff duration, got it
>Hiero again Great. Another dHina critmald fest now amplified by Kisaki and iMari.
>>125352 You are gonna need both.
>>125359 it's urban, so you might have a better chance with toki or s.nonomi
>>125359 Hiero we go again
>>125355 >(9) Into the trash with you.
>>125360 I do have them both at UE30 rn, I just have difficulty choosing one over the other
>>125361 >S.Nonomi I think that after Kisaki's release it's purely D.Hina/Toki territory.
>>125356 fox bros...
Does taunt prevent enemies from using skills, or just interrupt them? Hate this kusorobot
>>125367 Interupts
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>>125359 John Nexon should introduce buffer buffers, so the buffers can buff dHina, Mika and who ever is in charge of purple and blue (Swimsuit Hanako) even more.
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>>125356 Nom..
>>125366 The biggest victims of Vol F.
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>>125359 Aggshually
>>125368 kuyashi
>>125369 > and who ever is in charge of blue even more. kuroko
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>>125359 I think for global sNonomi teams will also be able to plat, I'm interested in running one too since I have a b100 Nonomi anon in my assists list, so I assume his sNonomi is also up to the challenge.
>>125372 Nagisa?
>>125367 I think it interrupts, unless you stun before the skill is cast
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>>125366 >>125370 They would've been released by now if they had big flooffy tails like Foxes do. You could mofumofu molest them imagine that. Removing tails from kemomimi girls should be against the geneva convention. It's some kind of Warcrime.
>>125377 Hiero needs def down and someone needs to break the thing
Easy 2-2-2
Toki's EX still confuses me
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Imagine pulling out of Nozomi at the last second and she makes this face
>>125337 >you need crit (chance) or cost reduction is not needed or cost reduction is handled by Ui Ako >you don't need crit (chance) and/or need cost reduction NYFuuka >>125367 >enemy in the middle of doing shit Interrupts >enemy didn't do shit yet they will not be able to use skills until taunt is over
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>>125384 I would never pullout
>>125389 Choccy milk.
>>125377 She rains down on benches to proc Kokona's normal skill more. Also heals a bit via cake rolls and provides much needed DEF down.
Do shupos even get a day off for labor day?
>>>/barchive/117250 Posting Suou every day until she gets added Day 9
>>125392 They spend it to perform a rape train on sensei
>>125391 The benches count for Kokona's crit needs?
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Happy Birthday Fuuker!!!
>>125395 As long as a crit happened, yes.
Is anyone else's PVP bracket suspiciously quiet? I thought everyone would be scrambling all over each other but I've still only been attacked once.
>>125398 I'm still at rank 500s.
>>125397 Huh, now that I think about it, doesn't cover have its own armor type?
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>>125337 Don't listen to the other retards and their superstitious musings. It's all - and only - about your skill rotation. That's the game. This isn't necessarily about maximizing throughput, but about timing things for maximum efficiency. And that depends on the rest of your team and on what's going on down on the battlefield (phases, phase transitions, when to groggy, ...). Sometimes you simply can't pull a hare/kisaki/ako shuffle for one reason or the other.
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>>125398 Kind of so far. Still in the top 20 range. Not gonna judge it for a few days though.
>>125398 I've only had maybe 4 defenses so far
>>125400 Yes the structure type, it resists everything but can still be crit on.
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Fubukifag spotted in the wild
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>>125408 >"Sensei... why is it so small?"
>>125408 >"Sensei... we ain't going handle that tower"
Sensei's dick in inches 1d20 = 19
Lads, after some careful consideration, I think we won't get that Tea Party summer. Why? It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>125413 Shush, doomfox
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>>125413 Shut up.
Good morning my Miggas!
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>Just finished work >Both Thursday and Friday are holidays >Don't have to work until Monday we are so fucking back.
>>125412 thats not healthy
>>125403 That's 3 more than me and I'm in the top 10! >>125406 You gotta kick his ass with Fubuki to assert dominance.
She gets all the bully art.
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Eimisex soon
>>125417 Hi Migga
>>125425 More like gayest arts
>>125425 >(2) why are gookakotards like this
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Sensei can't say no once you're 18.
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>>125426 More like Eimisex immenent
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>have only 30k ligma >want to maximize farming ibuki cause newfag >forced to roll for other gehenners to get max bonus and i still need to roll for t yuuka too.......
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Sensei can't say no period.
>>125436 no period.
>>125435 >max bonus You don't have to. The dress gehenna event is generous with bonuses, so you can easily get her to 4*.
>>125435 You should probably just save for fes to have a chance at getting more students and fes limiteds while rolling with the increased odds
>>125425 Secondary artists
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how hard is torment chesed?
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>>125439 >gehenna event is generous >didn't get ako or makoto last time >now there are two more students to roll for yes, generous.
>>125442 It's going to be blue, so take a guess
>>125435 >only >30k Dude, you what?
>Tfw rank 77 Not fucking bad at all I expected to be by the 500 today, I'm not even max level. A Kanafag even attacked me 3 times before getting a win
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>>125445 i don't know, easy? but i guess blue sucks at dealing single target damage
>>125439 but i don't want to get her just to 4*
>>125448 >blue sucks at dealing single target damage >
>>125449 That's what permit is for.
Good morning, /bag/
>>125448 Bro half of the fucking blue is single target tf you mean?
Ok, so this is how my rolling plan looks currently and I can't help but worry that they'll rerun some >should've rolled a year ago banner soon after shupos like Nagisa/Toki again.
>>125448 Kuroko melts the dumb chesed ball.
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>>125455 does she? she's a DPS student and ideally you want burst for chesed
Six hours until I get the retard from the retard club.
>>125452 Morning
>>125435 >>125446 I assume he meant pyros
>>125459 That's not Koharu
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damn janny sure is fast
>>125465 Janny-kun will give up eventually.
>>125451 >8 months to get a 4* to UE40 i don't know if i have that much patience, but when will ibuki come to the permit shop anyway?
>>125452 >wet trails from Migga's crotch
>>125448 *panpakapans in ur path*
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Finally finished my Koharu kit. It's a cloudy today so phone pictures only. Yes, I didn't put the halo on Hanako yet. Next kit will either be seia or toki bunny.
>>125468 Damn I didn’t notice that detail
>>125472 Do they come already painted?
>>125472 Looks good, amigo.
>>125465 Isn't the Seiafag our personal janny now?
>>125475 only hanako is pre-painted
I simultaneously love and hate how iMari made spMari obsolete in both gameplay and the community's collective memory
>>125471 oh yeah, i forgot about her is she actually good at chesed though?
>>125477 >for free wish i can send him some bitcoin
>>125475 Assuming the Hanako one is the official figurine, it's prepainted. I've bought it as well
>>125477 No, I'm not the seiafag
>>125459 OH WAIT OH FUCK 4*5 IS 20 NOT 25 I FUCKED UP I SPEND 200 IN MODORI NOW I ONLY HAVE 175 COINS AND I NEED 200 I'M 5 SHARTS SHORT
>>125489 least retarded newfriend
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>>125476 thanks, I'm hoping to complete the full retard club one day.
>>125489 How do you fail basic arithmetic this badly, bro? Like, even if you don't trust your skill, don't you have like a phone? bro like bro
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>>125489 4*5 IS 20 Anon 2025
>>125472 Pretty cool
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>Aru 77+33 = 100.jfif
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i hate licking jifs
>>125489 >4*5 IS 20 NOT 25 Well, yeah? How is this a surprise to you? That's primary/elementary school level maths
Citroos is the worst
Based Toki
>>125489 >bro's decision on dropping out of school still haunts him
>>125489 Dont you feel silly now >>125459
>>125501 It's pronounced gif not jiff
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5 x 5 = 25. The more you know...
>>125489 i'm worried about your students, sensei
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anyone else still rewatched pv6 every few days? i really hope every PV from now on has the same standard
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>>125489 > I SPEND 200 IN MODORI
>>125489 smartest sensei itt
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>>125494 I bought Azooser instead of leveling Koharu's UE in the shop. I haven't used her in a single battle. She's been sitting at level 1 for months. I regret nothing.
>>125510 I'll rewatch it right before deca part 3 releases on Global. Not before.
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why is no one talking about the new Deca story
>>125516 i hate this picture
>>125516 Because every time I see Eimi's fat tits I cum
>>125465 yea? so am I B)
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>>125516 I haven't finished it yet. It's pretty boring.
>>125510 Yes, I don't know if I want every future PV to be animated, seeing how long this one took to come out
>>125510 hot take but I find the scene transitioning every second for adhd zoomers really annoying
Hifumi had sex with sensei 1d100 = 45 times Azusa had sex with sensei 1d100 = 89 times Koharu had sex with sensei 1d100 = 78 times Hanako had sex with sensei 1d100 = 78 times
>>125522 That's just what sells in current year
>>125510 Yes, but mainly for the OST
>>125522 have you tried just not being old?
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>>125523 Total Azusa victory
>>125516 I didnt know chapter 2 was already out
>>125489 Just wait 3 more weeks? Is it really that big of a deal
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>>125516 haven't done it yet
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>>125523 Is this implying I've had a sexy threesome with Hanako and Koharu every time?
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>>125516 I'll read it during the weekend. Now stop asking.
I still have to read V1C3...
>>125513 KAAAA-WAAA-IIIIHH~. >I regret nothing. Yeah, but did you also roll for her christmas tree alt?
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>>125523 funnily enough azusa is the least for (you) character among the retard club. (outside of the momotalks) i don't think she had any such moments with sensei in the story. atleast with hanako and hifumi there were a ton of sex jokes with them involving sensei. and also hanako hitting on (you)
>>125534 >slop is this the extent of your love for Wakamo?
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>>125522 i dont really disagree, but that kind of approach also has its positives. for example, going frame by frame and seeing whole details that you completely missed on the first watch is cool to me. yuzu going crazy in her pod is only visible for 4 frames
>>125522 you could say the same shit about any PV...
>>125541 sexy yuzu's erotic hips.
>>125540 she just like me
>>125537 Azusa being the type of girl who once tastes sensex will not stop raping him is confrimed
>>125516 I'm two episodes in. It is pretty boring. But I'm also not really into these overblown saving the world and super hero plots. I prefer the mundane and silly, down on earth, preferably between students, and not fighting some super evil, which leads right back into super hero territory, which, quite frankly, is kind of ass. BA is no Evangelion, no matter how hard they fucking try. Give it up already, and focus on what's really important: dumb shenanigans and other stupid shit. >>125520 >It's pretty boring. I blame the jews.
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>>125545 where? just curious since i might've forgot small story moments
>>125548 Read the thread gorilla
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I had to go and jack of which reset my id & post count. Just pretend I have a big number of posts made (all high quality).
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>>125550 serika echo fighter ass
Can I leave my PvP rewards unclaimed, do my tickets after reset, and then claim? And then claim again in the morning?
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>>125550 >>125550 Huh. It didn't change even after turning off VPN. Guess i got connected to the same server node.
>>125516 It is pretty OK even if I find Deca stuff generally to be some of the most boring material in BA.
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>>125550 >>125553 your posts aren't high quality at all. I double checked. wtf.
so fellas, yesterday I logged in late so didn't have much time to experiment, and did a 323 as result. Could I reorganise these students into a 444 clear? what are the meta units here? who should I borrow?
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I LOVE THIS GAME
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>>125457 That's what the normal skill is for, just look it twice.
Seia's IQ 2d100 = 109 Nagisa's IQ 2d100 = 113 Mika's IQ 2d100 = 96
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It seems that we have Koharu alter now
>>125538 Can you point out specifics of how it's AI? The sloppy layering, colouring, and lineart looks human to me. Genuinely asking, I want to improve my AI spotting.
>>125561 checks out
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>>125555 Gematria bullshit was also terrible. Same as the basement dwelling masturbator, featuring some of the worst dialogue, agency and reasonings, maybe ever. John Nexon should seriously leave this kind of crap to (((Hollywood))).
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Good morning, /bag/
>>125557 Yeah should be doable 2 clears with specials, I clear with Hina Minori/Nagisa/S.Hinata are all good options for your borrow
>>125562 Koharu*gehenna
>>125566 Morning
>>125561 Chise's IQ 2d100 = 186
>>125562 What the fuck is this? Koharu's cat face works because at least the eyes are still within the face frame.
Post Wakamo
>>125570 MOGGED
>>125557 If you just want to clear 4-4-4, and you're not trying for max amount of coins, you can do a Nagisa team, borrowed Nagisa team, and D.Hina team
>>125561 sensei's IQ
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>>125574 your daughter is GAY with her classmate
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>>125557 >>125575 Like this
>>125563 My apologies, it seems I was mistaken.
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>>125572 fine, but this is the only one you'll get
Child posting.
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Sensei's IQ 2d100 = 160
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>>125557 >level 90, UE50 Dhina, maxed Nagisa and everything >155'430 points wow... you suck at this, huh.
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>>125571 Her name is Lilith
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>>125557 borrow sHinata
>>125562 >we someone post it
>>125585 >>125562 Kill yourself NOW
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>>125578 >S Shiroko >Himari AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>125567 >>125587 >>125575 Will try with sex nun borrow, thx. >>125584 I'M BAD AT REAL AND FAUX RTS GAMES OKAY? GO SMOOCH SOMEONE ELSE
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>>125537 Interesting that most of the makeup work club are varying degrees of 'daughterlike' girls; a consoomer that's a bit insecure of being too normal, a shy girl that happens to have a porn addiction, and an autist that latched onto a merch(?) franchise. Though on that note that sort of makes Hanako the odd one out.
>>125562 Koharu didn't invent biribiriface.
Which kinoesque film would you be watching with your student?
>>125579 Looks like slop to me
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>>125594 hanako is the slutty daughter. you know the ones the "daddy's girl"
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>>125592 here, check out this comfy clear of mine (and notice how my Nagisa is only 3* and still kicks some serious ass). Even comes with excellent pro tips for tards like you. So please, enjoy! smooch
>>125530 Morning to you too!
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>work tomorrow despite a public holiday Kill me
>>125597 nah the artist does have a real account. see >>125580 that Wakamo picture does look sloppy cuz the rendering is flat af and some details are wobbly, so maybe it was just a low effort piece. You can see in the artist's gallery some better-crafted drawings.
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Man you dumb niggas can't read.
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You can check individual roll results when you hover the dice if you didn't know. Rapid fire Russian Roulette, chamber 1. 10d6 = 32
>>125578 for me, it's >nagisa team >dHina team >lamebot buffer team
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>>125594 Hanako is just a daughterstudent who went full coom after the stress of school life and petty teenage politics got to her.
>>125604 you died twice bro
>>125545 That applies to all students
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>>125604 Dumb dumb. 1d6 = 6
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>>125604 Looks like anon knew too much about the Sisterhood
>>125557 use minori + nagisa on one team use swimsuit hinata assistant on another use dHina
>>125599 >Miyako >Sex >I Mari >Himari don't have those students but tha— >tard :<
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>>125605 >lamebot buffer team
>>125614 Fuck your stupid hunk of junk.
>>125616 You won't say that when Yuzu uses it to save the world
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>>125617 > Stupid hunk of junk now has poo in it.
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>>125616 rio's junk... 200KG of A S S
>>125599 suzumi spotted is CC really that useful compared to just nuking them outright?
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/bag/, would you wait until your studentWife is 18 years old to date her?
>>125622 Nah, too long
>>125622 There's an entire Tawawa arc about this.
>>125621 If you can't immediately kill the front bot with your skill cycle, bringing a stun so it doesn't use the healing skill might make it faster, or comfier
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just saw a video of chokmah where they shoot the balista and yet they somehow skip the attack that he spits the 2 stones, 1 at each balista how the fuck do they do that?
>>125622 wait?
>>125613 >:< are you even trying? You buff and maybe heal the robot, stun the bots if necessary (either to prevent incoming damage, or only to shut down repairs), and blow em to shits and back. It's not that hard. Your students should be more than capable enough to do so. >don't have those students but tha— why not. the fuck are you even doing, and why are you so kaa-waaa-iii? smooch
>>125627 You're just hitting the pillar too late, hit it right when Chokmah starts roaring
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>>125622 good i'll take nozomi instead
>>125625 That was my favourite arc I should read it again.
>>125554 Thanks
>>125591 Sex L2Ds should be unlocked att bond 100
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>>125630 so if you shoot the balista in the right moment he skips the attack?
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>>125629 I said it in the post. I logged in late and didn't have time to experiment. The 323 was a quick hackjob because I had like ten minutes before reset. >why not tf you mean why not? I'll give you Miyako since she's farmable, but I'm at mercy of gacha rng for the other three.
>>125636 Yes, again, hit the pillar when Chokmah starts the roaring animation
>>125638 uhhh ok, the vio is on nip but i can figure out the timestamp still isn't kinda dumb if you can just skip a attack with this kind of timing?
>>125541 the assault squad ODSTing directly into the enemy stronghold the hacker who nearly destroyed millenium, wielder of forbidden technology her handpicked aides, capable of independent action against overwhelming odds in a world of retards who can't shoot straight and Yuzu
>>125566 Good morning!
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>>125621 >is CC really that useful compared to just nuking them outright? it is, and chances are you don't have three teams that can nuke them outright. used early (right when they go agro) it prevents a shitload of damage to rio's shitbot, which may be necessary for slower teams, or in case you ran out of a strong healer. And you most definitely want to shut down any repair attempts of the main bot. Might as well restart should he manage to repair himself. And you know? You gotta cycle through some skills anyways. Might as well pack in some CC. Miyako is great here, because that team doesn't need to shut down the agro, just the repair of the main bot, so a single stun is fine, and hers is cheap.
>>125643 I'm pretty sure it's what you're supposed to do, since the 2 balls destroy the ballistas, and when Chokmah is hit by the ballistas, she gets receives more damage
> No purple Who do I blame for this?
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>>125649 i'm pretty sure the "proper" way to do it is using 2 cover students, one to each ball. it's not that i'm complaining but i don't think they coded this attack just to be skipped
>>125647 Why is it that every time I imagine a lolified version of a hag it feels like a huge upgrade
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sun came out, took pictures with proper camera
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>>125637 >The 323 was a quick hackjob because I had like ten minutes before reset. Yeah, but this isn't your first rodeo with Rio's tardbot, now is it? It's always the same: you buff/heal rios shitbot, you stun the others, and blow them to shits. The varying stats/student buffs and nerfs and gimmick aren't very relevant to this, you just adapt accordingly. >but I'm at mercy of gacha rng for the other three. sounds like a skill issue, if you ask me
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>>125647 peak cringe energy
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>>125654 looks good
>>125652 Maybe, but if they put a mechanic in the raid that stuns the boss, which just interrupts whichever animation it is currently doing, they should've expected some attacks to be skipped by the player
>>125661 is there any chance of this getting patched to "fix it" on the future?
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>>125656 that's it im going to touch you
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>>125652 > i don't think they coded this attack just to be skipped that's a fairly retarded assumption to make. Of course they know at least so much about what they're doing. How do you imagine gooks come up with these raids? By throwing some dice or by watching where the headless chicken lands?
>>125663 No idea, have they ever patched anything like this before? I know they nerfed the lower floors of Set a few months after release
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>>125660 thanks, if only mimeyoi get their shit together and do the Hifumi swimsuit, i'd have almost all of them
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>>125665 oh, nooo, help.
>>125663 Interrupting attacks with groggy has been a thing since the very first raid, it was even mandatory on the first torment Binah. There's no way to "fix" that without removing or severely nerfing groggy.
>>125668 they also nerfed goz a few times
>>125651 Why is she pissing with her mouth?
>>125675 The only nerf I remember is when they made it a lot easier to tell which one was tehe real goz
>>125677 birth control pills
>>125652 That's also the easiest for F100. If you bring Shizuko with BG2 and C.Shiroko EX attack downs, you take practically no damage from missiles (plop it down before the attack and it will also absorb some of them), even NY.Kayoko will live without issues. And she doesn't need much investment to block a fireball attack, afaik her cover only needs like 38k HP at f100, far from maxed.
>>125679 These pills have some weird ass side effects desu
Perish
>>125672 KARIN KEEPS SEDUCING ME WITH HER ASS AAAAAAAAAAA
Let's say Sensei gets force fed Saya's rejuvenation elixir which student would strike him down first?
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>>125680 is set harder? also what's the general consensus on set? i've see bunch of people complaining that's he's a braindead status check but i find him actually fun at high floors (above 100)
>>125622 I had a daydream wherein I started dating Serika but we are keeping it secret so we drive all the way in the desert for our trysts. [spoiler]Hoshino finds us out and blackmails me for money
...
>>125686 The closest one in range. Therefore Arona
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>>125622 Age of consent is bullshit, they're not brain-damaged, as long as they know about sex they can consent
>>125689 The problem with Set is how restrictive the team formations are, and how the entire fight at high floors boils down to using your heals at the correct millisecond
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miyu my cute rabbit
>>125696 the only rabbit WE love
>>125695 can't deny that. still i found set MUCH easier after i started using kaede her shield and max health passive makes dealing with his burst much easier
>>125698 when is the anime coming out again?
>>125695 Yeah that's the main reason I like Chokmah a lot more. The super restrictive healing timings just aren't fun. At least if we had a better AOE healer that could make getting through the big attacks easier it wouldn't be so bad.
>>125702 there's no date yet.
Mizz Hina entered the /bag/.
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Would you date Kokona... even if she's 11?
>>125705 that shit has a potencial to be a massive hit, even among normalfags hopefully they won't fuck up
No, I don't think so
>>125709 >even among normalfags >Studio Passione hm idk fam
>>125707 only if she is 11
>>125707 I don't want to cheat on my wife who is also her sister
>>125700 Yeah, what I really don't like is the low amount of DPS options for it, Kuroko made blue Set much better to do, but it's either her or Wappi, while for red, it's still B.Yosh or bust
>>125712 You talk as if normalfags know what that is. > t. normalfag
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>>125707 You know that as long as you don't have sex you are not breaking any law, right?
>>125707 out of 10? absolutely
>>125717 >normalfag >posts on /bat/
>>125694 Fair, but a younger girl is less likely to recognize when a guy is human garbage, and, due to inexperience, less able to get him to leave her the fuck alone Romeo and Juliet consented to fucking killing themselves
SEX WITH
>>125722 Ogogee
>>125721 >Fair, but a younger girl is less likely to recognize when a guy is human garbage I mean, looking at statistics, adult women don't seem any better
>>125723 Did she just...
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>>125694 Children are not emotionally developed enough to really internalize the consequences and ramifications of what sex entails and leads to and so can't truly consent to sex as they lack the emotional maturity to understand it. Sex with 15 year olds though
>>125729 >deletes your post
DO NOT post cats
I SEE NO CATS
>>125728 same for nu women tbh and deadbeat dads
>>125731 Dogs it is, then
can i get some uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh childs
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>>125721 There are more single mother above 18 than single mother under 18 though
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>>125734 Children can mature but there's no cure for stupidity
>>125728 I doubt that. They are not brain-damaged. You're forcefully speaking for them while disregarding their feeling on the matter.
>>125737 Not one, not two, but several childs
>>125721 Romeo and Juliet are not real
>>125740 Anon just say you want to vote Dems It's a Blue Archive thread. You're not alone.
>>125745 >vote Dems wait what the fuck is that filter KEK
>>125741 childs overload
>>125745 I just want to fuck fictional child, I don't care about the real world nonsense.
>>125688 I love wife nozomi.
What the fuck is going on in here?
Blue Archive?
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>The same artist who made the racist Momoi animation was also involved in the animation for the sixth PV. Thoughts on that?
>>125743 I love her omanko
skibidi peroro!!!!!!
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>>125740 I can tell you've never interacted with a teenager before. AOC exists for the same reason you need to be a certain age to drink and drive a car. Kids are stupid and don't understand the consequences of their actions. They need to be limited in their freedoms or they'll fuck something up.
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>>125750 glowie psyops
>>125752 Based, now if only they'd commission deadnoodles to do some alts, I'd be happy
>>125754 typical michiru's subscriber
>>125756 AoC should be higher than the drinking or driving age.
>>125750 I uhmm don't know.
>>125752 Srsly? kek
>>125758 But they did that for all the collab arts already. See: Mom's touch, and the 4th anni art.
>>125763 Ok, at least let him design a new student, then
>>125742 Art reflects life. That story is timeless because teenagers are retards. Yes you can't fix stupid, but a stupid person will be at their stupidest when they're still in the midst of the hormone storm and haven't cooled off yet BA is full of that. Milquetoast plainjane basicbitch common sense is at the heart of Sensei's ability to smooth over youthful retardation. And it works because you used to be a teenager or you know one, and they're a moron
>>125752 He opened commisions for a short time on skeb. Expensive, but maybe I should've gotten one.
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childs are banned in nu-bag
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>>125760 Ironic considering this is the BA general but yeah I actually agree. Doesn't stop me from lusting for students though
>Nozomi 3* >No dSaori/Rei Alright, F49 looks good enough.
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>Also, from May, in addition to the products previously announced, the divine name characters of "Shiroko (Riding)" will be added to the Great Battle Shop. Is Shiroko (Cycling) still useful in any content? And is it worth buying her fragments?
>>125772 She was used in Chokmah
>>125743 >>125753 I like to imagine Shizuko smells like cherry blossoms and bank notes.
>>125772 Good for Chokmah actually, her EX halves his attack on the missile barrage.
>>125731 Nyo...
>>125772 I used her to debuff Chokmah's attack to make NY.Kayoko and Saori survive the missiles
>>125768 today is lift day going to try to make sumire proud
How do you unhide someone with the hide button script?
>>125765 Unless he's willing to draw another mesugaki he will be the artist for Mutsuki's alt. You rike?
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this season is dumbest shit ever Kuroko should get her base evasion lowered by T10 badge's evasion stat.
>>125756 Sure, they are stupid, but that doesn't give anyone the right to speak for them either. I'd say we discard the age of criminal responsibility in tandem with giving them unlimited freedom
I smell localiser fuckery
>>125781 Top left cog filters tab.
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Hey
>>125784 Where's your fat shiroko?
>>125780 >Such a shame that Tomoe is being wasted on being Cherino's mom. You can say that to alot of character tho... like Akane
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What kind of Aoba is this?
>>125784 You were warned about the Fat Shiroko coinflip season
>>125786 I don't have KR at hand, but at least the localisation is the same on JP >先生が一緒に >過ごしてくれるっていうから、 >最高効率の >誕生日プランを >作ってきたの。 >今日は1秒も >無駄にしたくない。
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>>125790 Akane raped me.
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>>125785 It does actually. Your post is ironic since kids being stupid and constantly making mistakes so it's the adults in their lives job to guide and take responsibility for them is literally the entire theme of BA. So if you want to argue children are mature enough to take responsibility for their own actions you're denying this game's entire story.
>>125780 I read qTomoe's momos up until l2d and don't remember any Cherino mention so it seems they're aware
Sure smells American here
>>125793 Well, clearly there's an obvious error, since it's her birthday line, not mine. I'll just send in a ticket and be done with it
>>125788 jugger
>>125789 On the bench, where she belongs. I am also feeling a bit hipstery.
>>125797 Good morning girls and thank you for saving Blue Archive
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Neru Matrimony
Wakacool
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Please give thanks to pic related for saving Blue Archive.
>>125808 I wonder if this CG is consistent with their heights now that Rio is released
>>125810 Rio is not that tall.
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I have an adult woman fetish
>>125810 There may be some perspective warping, but seeing Alice's head, Rio could be measured around 180-190 from that pic, give or take her heels. Her canon height is 171cm iirc, which is way lower than that.
>>125810 >>125811 Rio would make her hologram projection taller
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>>125810 Arisu is 19 centimeters or 7.48 inches shorter than Rio The heights are fucked
>>125806 neru a qt
>>125795 > the adults in their lives job to guide and take responsibility for them is literally the entire theme of BA >children are mature enough to take responsibility for their own actions These are not mutually exclusive though
>>125806 Cute neru
>>125819 In this context they are.
How tall do you guys think Akemi is, then?
>>125822 195cm like a JoJo character.
This tall topic made me realize that the surveyposting has completely died in here.
>>125824 Not really a reason to have it when we don't run out of images
>>125822 250cm
>>125824 Survey posting was mainly done to speed through threads after we run out of images so we can quickly get to the next one so no point here.
>your student >your favorite surveypost
>your student >your surveypost
>>125822 The cardboard cutouts from last anni were more or less at scale, her height is buried somewhere in the archives.
the surveycord...
Is this a glowie, or just a very stupid person?
>your student >my student
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Happy birthday, Eimi!
>>125813 I am NOT below 170 cm this picture is false information Also I have to constantnly remind myself that the girls here are made by asians, so anything taller then 5'4 is considered "tall"
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Waka
>>125832 those are both the same
>my student >your student
>your student >your happy birthday eimi image
>>125832 A dumb person is dumb. A smart person is smart. The smartest people act dumb.
kek
>>125835 > so anything taller then 5'4 5'4's already taller than the average adult nip woman but average in worst Korea
Her gun changes color for her swimsuit alt????
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>>125842 Whenever I see that finger censor trick I reminded of pic rel
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EIMI
>>125846 for fucks sake anon some things are better left forgotten
IT'S EIMI
>>125843 Oh wow, that means Tsukuyo is a damn giant compared to everyone else, I already knew she was tall but if the average height is already less then 5'4 then good lord
>>125846 Didn't need to know this. Fuck you.
>>125850 Aye that's why if you're nordic, dutch or whatever the fuck, Tsukuyo and Hasumi may stick out but aren't that impressive height wise. In Asia though yeah they're jotunns
>>125848 Is that SUPER ARONA?
>>125846 HOLY SHIT KEK but yeah, it's a simple perspective trick. not reason for it to not work
>>125821 No they are not
>>125799 Yuuka would never.
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Did you guys know? Japan's age of adulthood was 20 years before 2022. That means that, for a brief while, Kayoko wasn't an adult woman.

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>>125860 They are since we're talking about legal restrictions. Children can't take responsibility for their own actions in this context cause we as adults don't let them get into that situation in the first place. Are some children mature enough to consent? Sure. Are some adults immature enough that they can't? Also sure but it's a safety net to mitigate damage as much as you can. Now I think I've said enough on this topic so I'll leave it there and just go back to horny posting
>>125846 Time to remind myself of students doing it instead
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What's the /bag/ consensus on Eimi?
>>125854 Fair enough, though the pic you posted makes me laugh since sensei is supposed to be your average asian male height and getting dwarfed by Hasumi and Tsukuyo, but if you're not asian they're either the same height as you, smaller, or slightly taller
This thread is burning
>>125865 What's the worst that could happen? That franchise is basically in dormant for decade already.
>>125871 >that pelvic bone MUH DICK
>>125876 That's concerning
>>125879 I meant all the Eimis
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Is this really the most efficient way to have sex?
>try to do PvP with supposed "really good team" >get fucked by previous season S.Hanako teams Fuck this shit, this season is even worse.
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>>125881 Suffering third degree burns from Eimi's fat tits
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>>125836 Yup. That's a Waka.
>>125865 It depends. The First Descendant, in example, was fairly okay. But I'm not really into 2nd job games like it anymore.
But does Eimi have inverted nipples?
>>125872 very sex
>>125883 thermalclipEimi will have a 3 minute windup to an utterly obscene single-hit of damage that makes dHina look like a joke. But with buttfuck horrible accuracy Imagine the malding
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Goodnigh /bag/
Happy Eimi birthday Eimi!!!!!! Birthday Eimi happy Eimi happy Eimi day birth Eimi Eimi day happy happy Eimi birth happy Eimi day of birth of Eimi happy day Eimi happy day birthday happy Eimi EIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>125894 Good night Zunko.
>>125894 Its 11:22 am
>>125894 Good night bumbo
>>125872 I also don't understand the world out there, its dumb fashions, the mainstream, all that nonsense, the lemmings, the jews and all the other crap, so I can sympathize.
>>125894 gn Junkobro
>>125893 So 3 EXes for one big atk buff for the 4th EX?
>>125870 within the given context i agree, though when you add the broader spectrum its a whole other can of worms when it comes to individual cultures or even communities rearing their young in very different ways and introducing certain concepts at very different ages but then you get into fractal tier minutia of discussing success, intent etc in the end horny posting rules supreme
>>125884 >Full body contact >French kissing >Hugging Yes. You could not get more intimate than this Though one could argue that leglocking in missionary whilst doing the above may be more intimate
>>125556 You see my posts as low quality, because you're gay advice line kissing men on the lips
>>125894 good night jamko
>>125908 I guess that'd be a requirement for wearing zipper bikinis
Saki told me to meet her in the woods near the park and raped me
FIFTEEN SEXO
>>125901 Nah, it was a joke suggesting something like a normal skill that boosts her attack to the moon but takes 240 seconds or so to activate. No shortcuts, no cycling strats, meant to bait people into torturing themselves It's such a shame that one wide hyakki girl was rendered utterly useless
I'm glad this thread is finally tackling the important things
>>125916 Is he still bald?
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>>125916 > Ramen It's over, no more budget for cold fried chicken, EoS soon.
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>>125585 Kill yourself
>>125909 Thanks! Next stop: F74.
>>125899 >check twitter >I only follow fanartists and game devs >half my feed is political nonsense usually involving muslims >most of the rest is people talking about the iutcome of 100 people fighting a gorilla. Somehow the gorilla is seen as some kryptonian viltrumite and people took it as fighting him in small groups or 1v1 as if it’s a shounen manga >>>only few fanarts in my feed The fuck happened with twitter?
>>125883 eimi looks great when not drawn by the sameface artist
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/bag/, Kazusa is still your favorite cat, right?
>>125923 Jeets I had to make a new account and block everything not BA related
>>125923 You can thank the jeets for that. My "For you" feed is full of vtumor too. Just use the "Following" tab.
>>125923 >>half my feed is political nonsense usually involving Muslims this happens if you so ever look at an American or Culture War tweet >>most of the rest is people talking about the iutcome of 100 people fighting a gorilla. Somehow the gorilla is seen as some kryptonian viltrumite and people took it as fighting him in small groups or 1v1 as if it’s a shounen manga blame Mr.Beast >>>only few fanarts in my feed same. I wanna nuke my account but you need a phone number for Twitter iirc and nah
>>125923 Just block/click not interested. The worst I keep getting on my feed is ironic weeb memes.
>>125925 No. Give me my grill friend back. She will grill us some steaks over charcoal while I smoke the briskets
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>>125902 Grasp them
>>125930 this cat can grill
>>125923 The algorithm only shows stuff you interact with, my feed is literally all fanart, video games and cosplayers. Just keep saying >Not interested in this post on shit you dislike and eventually you will get a good feed.
Good morning /bag/
this is not 100kg
>>125926 >>125927 When you say jeets, you guys mean them trying to bot those posts right? >>125923 Change your zone to Japan. It worked for me at least. I have to unfollow some people tho.
100 students VS 1 Perorozilla Who wins
>>125940 given that six are enough to beat it...
>>125936 Good Hinarning
>>125925 Only if she has the rest of ASS(and/or Reisa) with her
>>125912 Momoi is same age as her?
>>125939 I mean that the jeets that work for xitter
There's also a 3* dSaori floor 100 clear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTkiXG_JL80 >none of the ultracheap clears use Kaede Sad
>>125939 They work for xitter and allow the bots issue to go rampant to begin with.
>>125947 hahah cutesuna funny
>>125943 hmm sauce onegai? >>125945 Idk, but that's the number of CHILDS we'll have.
>>125931 wicked
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>>125951 >only 1 best girl At least we can all agree that 16 has the best ones
>>125956 which one is the one
>>125951 >Juri wait why is Eimi meme'd then if Juri's just more unbelievable? Like, sure Eimi's got bigger boobs but Juri's taller.
>>125957 Hanae
>>125959 you are not him
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These two are at the same age
>>125958 zippertits
>>125962 2 semen daemons
>>125958 You remember Eimi more than Juri.
WE love Mine
>>125961 Objective answers are universal and can be blurted by whoever
>>125948 >>125950 Were they always like this? Cuz honestly... can't anyone on managemenr see that there is something wrong with this? It's all so tiresome. Blue Archive
>>125958 No one meme'd Juri.
>>125968 Lol no, the bots were no where near as bad as right now.
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>>125969 >>125963 >>125965 Juri's underrated
>>125973 Did chibianon give Nozomi big tits yet?
>>125968 Every technology company is infested with jeets nowadays
rolling for blue id
>>125958 The game itself doesn't convey height unless you look at the bios, but everyone can see Eimi's saggers while Juri's are mostly covered and supported.
welp guess im a meru enjoyer now
>>125973 big suckable tits
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>>125975 He posted these a while back
>>125976 Yes and the drop in quality shows that.
>>125979 >unless you look at the bios do people NOT look at the bios?
>>125923 It was the same for me. I only used xitter to see BA art and my Home page was full of Molusk, Tesla and right wing shit. I'm not even from NA. After one week of blocking all that shit, now it's back to only BA art.
>>125983 That subtle fang when she's smiling is the attention to detail I expect from the chibi devs.
>>125986 Yes but usually for age and hobbies.
>>125987 i want to fuck saten
Last minute reminder to spend your crap before the monthly reset!
>>125983 CUTE!
>>125985 I'm about to vote for Makoto
>>125983 Airplane sex. >>125987 At least edit a halo somewhere
>>125992 Thanks zumbalaya MONTHLY SHOP RESETS IN 3 HOURS
Where did you faggots gone to?
don't open that
If it's another (((WEATHER ANOMALY))) I'M going to rape ayylmaos
>>125999 no where?
>>126000 gamer womb
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I opened it, what do I win?
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i should've listen
>>126005 roll the dice
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>>125991 She's 12.
BEHOLD
>>126007 3d6 = 15
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Friendly reminder to pat your students.
>>126009 achievable natty?
>>126000 >NERF THIS
I'm tempted to spend my 1k silver GA coins on mats instead of buying Natsu logs shards, mostly because my current planner for fes looks like this.
>>125986 Numbers are more like suggestions in this game. Even official artists keep messing up Aris' height.
>>126012 Define natural
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>>126010 Good enough
>>126014 Natsu is fine at 3* anyway, just UE50 her later.
I went to the gym
>>126022 Dont shower, walk into a classroom, and report back to us
>>126022 >sweaty dude post in our general
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>>126022 You see Shiroko in there?
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>>125987 13 years old.
ਨੀਵੀਂ ਅੱਖ ਗੂੰਜ ਚੀਰ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਲੇ, ਪੱਲੇ ਵਿਚ ਮੁਖੜਾ ਲੂਕਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਲੇ ਨੀਵੀਂ ਅੱਖ ਗੂੰਜ ਚੀਰ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਲੇ, ਪੱਲੇ ਵਿਚ ਮੁਖੜਾ ਲੂਕਾ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਲੇ ਐਵੇਂ ਕਰੀਂ ਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਨਾਲ ਪਿਆਰ, ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀ ਕਸੂਰ ਜੇ ਨਸ਼ੀਲੇ ਨੈਣ ਹੋ ਗਏ, ਸਿੱਖ ਕੇ ਅੜਾਵਣ ਸ਼ਰਮੀਲੇ ਨੈਣ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਤੇਰਾ ਕੀ ਕਸੂਰ ਜੇ ਨਸ਼ੀਲੇ ਨੈਣ ਹੋ ਗਏ, ਸਿੱਖ ਕੇ ਅੜਾਵਣ ਸ਼ਰਮੀਲੇ ਨੈਣ ਹੋ ਗਏ ਸਾਮਬ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਨੇ ਆ ਜੋਵਾਨੀ ਪਿਟਾਰੀ, ਸਾਮਬ ਕੇ ਰੱਖ ਨੇ ਆ ਜੋਵਾਨੀ ਪਿਟਾਰੀ ਹੂਨ ਮੁੱਢ ਕੇ ਨੇ ਆਨਿ ਆ ਬਾਹਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਬੁੱਲਾਂ ਉੱਤੇ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ, ਚੰਨੀ ਨੀ ਤਾ ਖੰਨੇ ਦੀਆਂ ਗਲੀਆਂ ਨਾਸ਼ਯਣਿਆ। ਯੌਵਨ ਦੇ ਬੁੱਲਾਂ ਉੱਤੇ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਕਹਾਣੀਆਂ, ਚੰਨੀ ਨੀ ਤਾ ਖੰਨੇ ਦੀਆਂ ਗਲੀਆਂ ਨਾਸ਼ਯਣਿਆ। ਜੰਜੂਆ ਤੇ ਹੋਇਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਰੂਪ ਦਾ ਦੀਵਾਨਾ, ਜੰਜੂਆ ਤੇ ਹੋਇਆ ਤੇਰੇ ਰੂਪ ਦਾ ਦੀਵਾਨਾ ਚਾਲ ਸਕਿਆ ਨਾ ਹੱਸਣ ਦਾ ਵਾਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੁਣੇ ਹੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ਬਚ ਕੇ ਰਹੀਂ
When are you coming back? The bit is not funny anymore.
>>126027 Thank you Mari, very cool.
>>126027 heh some of the symbols look like thumbs up others like penises very cool mari
Mari wouldn't say that
>>126028 you are free to join the party at anytime.
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Is this guy trying to scam some coins or what?
>>126024 Students love sweaty Senseis >>126025 Yeah she is right h
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>>125923 I keep saying this whenever someone complains about it. I literally don't have this issue and I have been on that shit site since 2014. Since Musk took over my for you page actually works properly. The algo even understands to give me fox girl art right on top before going down the usual Bruaka and whatever nice art other gacha/anime girls get right now. Zero pol shit Zero jeet shit Only art and (sadly) occasional one of those shitty gacha meme accounts.
>>126033 I doubt there are anyone stupid enough to fall for it.
Eimi deserves more doujins
perchance
anything new coming to global shops?
>>126039 Natsu coins
>>126027 That's it. Rangeban India already.
I'm here for my daily cunny dose Seems like most of the cunny posters are active around this hour and really hard to catch any of you at night
>>126045 Hello, fed.
>>126047 What do you mean? I'm just a regular poster like you guys, haha.
>>126045 Hello fellow Blue Archive player. It's a great day to masturbate to children, am I right?
ogogurts when
Glowposting will be funny someday
>>126041 >>126042 is she even useful for anything
I would trust /bag/ with my niece.
>>126027 govinda jaya jaya too mari
>>126052 Peroro?
>>126052 Peroro main tank
>>126052 the big cock
>>126046 I still remember when Ogogi was the least popular fox after Yuwhomi.
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>>125905 You talk like someone whose boy-kissing license has been revoked, or hasn't been granted one in the first place.
>>126049 Yes fellow blue archive player, now if you could please provide me some material.
Hello fellow blue archive players. I too like to partake in this "cunny". Care to invite me to your (((discord))) servers?
You can only choose one.
>>126063 Me in the middle
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>>125622 When you think about it, Ibuki will have been with sensei the longest
>>126063 Is this even a choice? Aoba is already perfection
>>126063 The one that is pure sex please
>>125995 hell, yeah! Base.. wait what?!
>>126008 out of 10
>>126059 Yukino was always the least popular
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>Wake up >See this: What to do?
>>126072 Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>126072 tell yuuka to call the police
>>126072 Ignore and lick Iori's feet instead
>>126072 Ask who is that impostor since hinass is not that big
>>126072 prone bone anal
>>126072 sleep on Hina's ass
>>126066 I'm so distracted by that guy in the green room
>>126072 Bury my face there
>>126080 That's the channel owner. bro tends to shoop himself in random spots even when the main plot doesn't feature him
>off model Hina ass Everytime. I swear she gets more off model art than Toki
>>126079 basedo
>>126089 look at her go
>>126090 Cursed
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It's hotter to imagine that she's actually disabled instead of just lazy and frail.
>>126090 wtf leisa is suddenly sexy??!
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>>126097 >suddenly
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>>126096 She'll pretty much be disabled by the time I'm done with her ass.
>>126083 I see despite the distracting green room that video is making me feel things also kek your current post. this guy makes some funny stuff
>>126087 With Ibuki!
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>>126096 The only way to recover from her dead fish aura is some kind of free-use plap, ehhm, plot.
Sweet Nozomi wife...doko...
Just wanted you to look at this Roogi, okay thanks.
>>126107 cute roogi
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>>126107 ...and she's still a sperg. wew, lads.
Good morning /bag/ >>125848 Reminded me of the magical girl apocalypse manga.
What should I do? I need to farm hairpins and hats: >25-1 gives hats/gloves/shoes >25-4 gives pins/badges/bags But there's also >25-3 that gives shoes/hats/pins. Which one should I farm if I need both? On one hand those two above have higher chance for drop of what I want, on tthe other, 25-3 may be a bit more sound idea when it comes to spending APs.
>>126109 Ugh..! Cocky female brats suddenly being cute lovey dovey wives...
>>126113 the first item in the drop list has the highest chance, so do that.
>>126113 You don't need that many hairpins. Most of the time students either get blown up or (should) never get hit in raids.
>>126113 Hairpins aren't really that good, so go for hats
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>>126113 Go for the hairpins, they're cute.
>>126121 gonna shove my big train inside these brats
remember to buy your shop stuff before it resets
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PVP status? How many defenses have you had until now?
>>126117 >t. doesn't do torment
>>126126 >I'm not balding or fat its over....
>>126129 It's fine as long as you're a pathetic adult
>>126129 >He's not a doodle ngmi
>>126133 thanks, no thanks.
>>126128 I doubt the newcutie farming area 25 is planning for non-trivial torments.
>>126129 -yet.
>>126135 I still haven't done TOR clear. The closest one I did was TA Peroro, where I managed to bring Peroro down to 40% hp.
good morning /バッグ/
>>126133 Hina if she kaede
My ID color...is shit
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>>126124 I've had 5 successful defenses in the past half hours
>>126136 post the REAL Hina
>>126126 I wonder what cultural reasons the various asiatics have for hideous haircuts. Like what the actual fuck are those on the top image?
now that the thread is ending nobody will know that I filter anyone that posts tits or secondary trash art that gives the characters giant tits mwahahaha
>>126137 >yet Balding is an unavoidable fate. If you reach your 30s without balding, you most likely won't go bald for a while. Everyone's different though. Going fat is personal though as human metabolism stays borderline the same till your 60s. if you're a fat fuck while young, is cuz of lifestyle choice
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>>126127 >>126130 Hina's hidden power
>>126147 > Fat It's over.
>>126152 stop being fat
>>126025 I am starting to fall for Shiroko's sex aura
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Happy birthday to the best, cutest, most beautiful and strongest student of Kivotos. Happy birthday Aikiyou Fuuka! I love you with all my heart.
>>126148 wouldnt be much of a secret if my ID had a 40 next to it tho
shut up, heeheena
How quick will the trainbrats be forgotten, and just how fast would you tards jump ship for the new, even younger and shiny, once John Nexon is inevitably going to release a bunch of random TRIPPLET BRATS?
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>>126156 >Ever since we arrived here we haven't gotten a single one of "those" Fuuka and Eimi posts Our soul...we left it on 4chan..
>>126159 > Triple Shit, dog, release them.
>>126159 >cerberus themed triplets Im cumming
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>>126113 Now that I think about it, do I need T9 bag for S.Shiroko and Satsuki? Because I guess hat and watch are a must have for INS Geburah. Also, I'll list students that I planned to upgrade and require hairpins: >S.Hanako >Seia >I.Wappi
>>126161 >those What the fuck do you mean
>>126109 Nozowife won
>>126151 My vampire wife
>>126159 And we already went through the decacunny phase
>>126172 >vampire Yeah because she SUCKs
>>126172 Realistically how do you avoid being raped in this scenario?
>>126175 ...my dick
karin makes my neurons go ape mode
>monkeybot gets triggered by Satsuki Kek
>>126165 Yes for S.Shiroko, Satsuki and S.Hanako cause damage dealer. You don't need much for Seia and i.Wappi. T8 gears are fine.
>>126159 How about Cerberus from Helltaker, one brain in three bodies. https://helltaker.fandom.com/wiki/Cerberus
>>126176 rape is about non consensual sex so you just gotta meme yourself into giving her consent
>>126179 Earlier it got triggered by Eimi, too.
>>126171 >Saved blue archive >Playerbase didn't move a bit during bunny release >Responsible for the worst anniversary ever You lost Nobody likes your secondary baits
>>126175 ...my semen
>>126185 >ID lol
>>126184 you are just mad the gamers will never have erotic alts
>>126175 Yes me
>>126180 But what about bags for S.Shiroko and Satsuki, will they have any big impact for Geburah or I can lower it (it'll make farming gear for jk.Neru easier)?
>>126172 I like feral beast Hina more, but she does look like a vampire or succubus
>>126188 Bro, your maids? The PV bodysuits?
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post more i need to test something
>>126192 backless is always SEX but is it really wise to wear a backless plugsuit?
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>>126190 Bags give them some HP but those will transfer a minor amount to the strikers, so you don't have to go too far. Just focus on watches and hats, get as much ATK as possible.
>>126191 >Feral beast Hina My dick...
>>126194 Easier sensei access
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>>126193 more i need to test something
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I've just made Saten pregna- ..I mean, I leveled up her skills
test
>>126174 >decacunny hahh. I didn't even think of those three, while writing the tripplet brat post. And I'm pretty much in train of reading the latest deca plots. Goes to show how boring that shit is. You just sort of... tune out. I blame the jews.
What the fuck are you people testing
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>>126110 Not like she'll magically stop being sperg within a day.
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>2 more hours until I get to experience love for the first time
>>126207 Fed thingy.
Mecha is kino utatard
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>>126184 >Kept denying the fact that Blue Archive was severely failing before Bunny alt >Kept denying the exposure Bunny alts made that it was copied by virtually every gacha and repopularize Bunny suits in anime Bunny alts put BA on the map of relevancy. They walked so the rest can run. Give thanks
>>126211 >2 more hours ...you know that you can only buy 100 right?
test
>>126217 Heard Nikke pump out another notAsuna.
>>126211 how are you gonna shit out that extra 20 elphs?
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>>126209 Alright. Maybe by tomorrow?
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>>126184 best*
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>>126219 >>126224 I already got 50
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Posting wife before thread EOS
>>126197 Ok, so in pic rel are students I'm currently building or planning to build after I get them. Don't look at ligma, I'm still figuring out how much I should invest in each of these students.
>>126217 All we got from bunnies was retarded ESL monkeys like you that don't even play the game. Also please don't reply to me if you can't speak english, I can't understand a single word of what you're even trying to say but it's likely something retarded.
Why is Koharu line so lewd.
>>126223 Another one? wtf? Who?
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>>126231 >numberfagging
>>126213 >Mecha is kino Only if they've been designed and built by the Engineering Club(tm) at Millennium Science School(tm). >utatard hey, I heard that.
natsu is the type that is SO autistic that it becomes sexy
>>126235 >Nooo please don't bring facts into this! I can't argue against facts!! Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bunnies brought nothing to the game outside of retards that are still spamming /bag/ and /v/ to date because they can't move on from Asuna
>>126225 I checked my crystal ball The odds are not good
>>126221 Sumisweat
>>126238 ah it's you, the faggot who is constantly seething about it on both boards, it was so obvious
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Finally, a day off. >>126230 Max equipment on S.Hanako cause you will use her for lots of things. Focus on Hat and Watch for Shiroko and Satsuki. Sakurako atk is useless for Geburah anyway, so just giver her T8 gears. Same with Rio, just give her T8 gears, maxing out her EX, Normal Skill and Subskill is more important. Seia can be kept at T8 gears too, her skills are more important.
>>126231 >All we got from bunnies was retarded ESL monkeys like you that don't even play the game But I play the game. Won't satisfy you tho. at 52 and 33 ish respectively
>>126174 >decacunny The fuck is even their deal? I mean, other than the daddy issues...
>>126243 don't engage with the schizo he was shitting up /bag/ not even two days ago
>>126107 thats a very nice roogi
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>>126159 There are no replacements, only additions.
>>126238 >he's seething because bunnies made BA popular Kek
>>126249 I wonder what actual highlander CCC mobs look like
>>126251 you already fought them many times, retard
>>126242 Do I really need to max out my Specials' gear if I'm still struggling to max the gear of my damage dealers? >forgot to post remaining needed
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Autism aside,I like the chart since it's nice to see what things were popular with Japan. Can see the game growing and the points where it peaked. It is kind of funny to see the bunny banner that everyone worships making zero waves for example or how the Hina (Dress) banner that /bag/ whined so loudly about being the literal peak of Blue Archive. Hopefully we'll get a new banner that will top Dress Hina since there are so many great characters waiting to be released and great stories waiting to be told so I can't wait to see what Blue Archive and Nexon has in store for us.
>>126252 I don't mean the train ones, CCC is their student council
We should have a 375 image limit like on halfchan
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>>126256 is that so...
We should not have bananazoos
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Did they finally implement the performance updates? Shit's loading really fast even though we're almost at bump limit.
>>126253 Then max out your striker damage dealers first, keep your Special at T8 is enough. There will be a long time between now and Geburah, so you can max Satsuki equipment later.
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>>126176 Just sweep. HKD is going to be + enough for you to jump over and even, maybe, do a safe jump oki. From that point it's fairly trivial, you either: >block the reversal, punish it and then KBD away at mach 5 >meaty her and KBD away at mach 5 while she's recovering
>>126260 Yeah, they should have the same uniform as the shupos, at least, since they are members of the CCC as well
>>126246 oh he is a different schizo? I was only aware of the scat guy unless they are the same
>>126264 This is why I hate fighting games, you fuckers can't speak human language at all.
>>125055 minna... words are not the expression..
>>126266 think of him like the schizo that hates wakamo but for characters like Rio or C&C
Now that it's over, rate this event, GlobalBros.
>>126270 needed more Hinata and Mine but it was aight
>>126263 Problem is that aside from S.Shiroko and i.Wappi, I don't have anyone from the list. And Rio as well as S.Hanako will be available at the same time as Geburah.
>>126262 .se is still down as far as I know, .moe is just not being overloaded since 4chan went back up
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>>126270 I forgot to include the image...
>>126246 >Don't engage with the schizo!!! >Check posting history >It's literally all shitposts GOD I LOVE IDS SO MUCH Retards like you can't just call anyone you don't like a schizo anymore
>>126248 Don't lose faith though One day she'll be able to last five whole minutes without being a sperg!
>>126274 are you really asking this at the end of the thread?
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>>126255 Also how SRT brought a fair chunk of players.
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>>126265 very cool. Anyways, I'm gonna pull a Miyako.
>>126275 you know we can see your first post right?
>>126193 Did you released a new version of the script? I'm on 0.5
there's probably some alternate universe where the bunnies sold like hotcakes and brought so many players to BA that the game turned into a tits and ass game to rival Nikke instead of being the defacto cunny game weird to think about huh
>>126274 Main event story was okay, you could tell they had to cut the scope of it, but the afterwords kind of saved it
>>126275 this you? >now that the thread is ending nobody will know that I filter anyone that posts tits
>>126267 To be fair a lot of it is because they're terms made up of broken english by japs, then stolen back to english. Like wake ups got turned to okizeme then just to oki.
>>126270 I dont really like idols much, but arona gave both in 200 pulls. so 8/10.
>>126280 >>126284 So? Were you expecting me to wither and die because of a post I made like five minutes ago? There's nothing funnier than laughing at secondary retards desperate to force a narrative then start crying or screaming schizo when someone proves them wrong
No
>>126270 They really gave Mine away You could have her at 4 stars in the first day
>>126270 Should've been a 2 part event with all the substories like Millenium Sports Festival. I blame Isakusan and Isaacq for the sabotage
>>126255 >Hina (Dress) banner that /bag/ whined so loudly about being the literal peak of Blue Archive. However, it started declining rapidly after that. So really you could say that Hina ruined Blue Archive
This month's Comic LO is pure kino. >Kurebayashi Asami >Kyaradain >Torii Yoshitsuna >Neriume >Yashiro Ryo >Shiduma >Momoyama Hato >Maeshima Ryo >Wada Wau >Monchan rev3 >Ujiie Moku >Hayake >Mamezou >Metacora >Mudou Eichi >Ohsawa Ofuda >Vanicooo >Funnyaka Blue Archive
>>126272 Just focus on hat and watches, considering that S.Hanako, S.Shiroko and Satsuki will require them anyway. You will need a lot of those, meanwhile bags are barely used.
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bag script 0.6 update: https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/534315-bagscript - Added new feature: Find Next Thread, attempts to automatically find and link to the next thread at 1500 posts - Fixed a bug related to links to deleted and cross posts that could cause the script to crash >>126281
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>>126262 i can see the hickey on sensei neck who did that?
>>126287 funny you mention that when the interview with kim that just came out talks about bunny asuna and her reception but keep seething here and on both /v/ and /vg/ of the other site like you always have
>>126294 Nice, thanks Harebro.
>>126270 Main storyline was short but good, and the afterwords were just as long anyway and Kino, 8.5/10.
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Is it Eimi's birthday today?
>>126299 on the 1st
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>>126270 Very rushed. Half of it was just the afterword, where they had to cram one small story per episode. Sakurako is by far the cutest.
>>126299 yuh, in JP
>>126294 by the way please let me know if the find next thread thing works fine, I did some testing but there hasn't actually been a 1500 post thread since I started working on it so not 100% sure
>>126287 are you still mad you got btfo on /bag/ 2 days ago?
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>>126295 Artist is a Noafag.
>>126291 Nah, what truly "ruined" Blue Archive was the absolute fucking lack of story. Also no new characters, NPC archive and a drought of cunny. The Shupogaki patch pretty much addressed all of those complaints along with really good QoL like lowering dailies from 9/9 to 8/8 and being able to see affection during lessons among others so we're definitely going to be doing fine now. Weird how they didn't add these things during 4th but better late than never!
It's always interesting to see what catches on with secondaries and what actually catches on with the fanbase. You go on Twitter and the Shupos are EVERYWHERE. Spammed constantly by fanartists. However, you go and look at their videos and they only pull in a third of a Kazusa short in terms of views, and their banner is only the 25th best performer sales wise out of all the banners. How are they saving Blue Archive again, exactly?
At least this even showed that Nagisa is not a schizo, it's just that everyone around her is EXTREMLY retarded
>>126301 I CAN SEE THE AREOLA AND NIPPLE. SPOILER YOUR SHIT
>>126308 the event literally showcased her being a schizo though
>>126306 >and a drought of cunny. Your cunny doesn't sell. See >>126307
>(3) >all doomposting Goncerning
>kazusa view schizo Why don't you ever talk about her asmr sales You know the thing people actually spend money on?
Hinaschizo is that you?
>>126307 >of course he's also a salesfag
>3 posts At least now we're able to filter the numberfags, they are truly pathetic.
>>126310 No you can't. Be quiet.
shupos saved my dick
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>>126267 Do you really want it to be translated from fighting game terms or what?
>>126318 Yes I can you idiot, the menu is transparent.
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SAAR
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Why can't shupos save Blue Archive? They can't even surpass a hag cat.
>>126311 >Sakuroko: We are going to MURDER everyone (out of happiness when we perform) >Nagisa: Can you clarify? >Mine: NO FUCK YOU WHY DID YOU ASK CIVIL WAR STARTS NOW Literally not her fault.
>>126308 >even Mika was able to figure out that it wasn't a coup >fucking Mika >a goddamn brainless gorilla woman >meanwhile Nagisa couldn't
>>126318 why does Ui have a duel disk
>>126308 She literally acted as a schizo
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post more i want to test the thread finder for real
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>numbers fagtory i still have my mint ID and i know how to use
>>126264 basically open yourself up to a delayed forward tech >>126267 git gud anon
>>126270 It was good but not as good as nip server part of /bag/ hyped it up to be.
Damn, if you love numbers so much, why cant you marry one?
>>126327 now do it without changing everything to suit your narrative


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