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Anonymous 06/21/2025 (Sat) 20:38:03 Id: 7bcc2c No. 6072 [Reply]
I want to kms, I got my wallet drained by coinmarketcap.
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>>6072 How?
>>6325 "my" and "self" are two words though
>>6851 retard

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/GME/ - (#5) New Horizons and old tricks Anonymous 06/15/2025 (Sun) 11:46:35 Id: 9c453e No. 5590 [Reply] [Last]

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>>6666 Checked
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>>6666 even the hedgies' god has abandoned them and bought gamestop.
Gamestop is back on the list?

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Anonymous 06/11/2025 (Wed) 16:58:42 Id: 2e0f9d No. 5157 [Reply]
>check 4/biz/ >it's dead >check shart/biz/ >also dead >check here >also dead So where did everyone go, don't tell me you're all on telegram and twitter shilling SHIT
>>5157 Too many rugpull coin shillbots kills the activity

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Anonymous 06/07/2025 (Sat) 11:25:31 Id: 8de165 No. 4811 [Reply]
It's just me and the GME thread and (You) on this board.
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looks good
I have this board pinned, but don't really post.
same as it ever was

UPoW/PoUW Anonymous 05/11/2025 (Sun) 03:46:38 Id: 9504d7 No. 3184 [Reply]
TAO, QUBIC, FLUX, DNX... discuss all Useful Proof of Work (UPoW) digital currencies and developments in the space la~
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>>3670 Did you forget the 'useful' part? BTC is just a globalist ponzi now and PoW not UPoW la~
>>6282 FYI 88%+ of the time the higher ranking 'globalists' are Jooz la~
TAO, QUBIC, FLUX, DNX are all Useful Proof of Work (UPoW) or Proof of Useful Work (PoUW) digital currencies, will you please list all UPoW or PoUW digital currencies? Useful Proof of Work (UPoW) or Proof of Useful Work (PoUW) is a consensus mechanism where computational power used in mining is directed toward solving real-world problems, unlike traditional Proof of Work (PoW), which often involves solving arbitrary puzzles. Based on available information, here are the digital currencies explicitly associated with UPoW or PoUW: TAO (Bittensor): Utilizes a PoUW mechanism where computational resources are directed toward machine learning tasks, specifically training decentralized AI models. Miners contribute by performing useful computations for the Bittensor network, which aims to create a decentralized marketplace for AI. QUBIC: Employs UPoW, where mining involves training artificial neural networks (ANNs) to solve complex problems. The computational effort contributes to both network consensus and real-world applications like machine learning, with rankings based on the effectiveness of AI miners. FLUX: Operates a PoUW model within its decentralized computing ecosystem. Instead of wasteful computations, FLUX redirects mining power to practical tasks like supporting decentralized applications (dApps) and cloud infrastructure, compatible with blockchains like Ethereum and Solana. DNX (Dynex): Uses a PoUW mechanism called Proof-of-Useful-Work (PoUW), where miners perform neuromorphic quantum computing tasks. These computations are designed to solve real-world problems, leveraging a decentralized network of quantum computing resources. Additionally, one other project is noted in the context of PoUW: Ofelimos: A blockchain protocol presented at the IACR Crypto 2022 conference, Ofelimos uses PoUW to achieve consensus while solving decentralized optimization problems. It employs the Doubly Parallel Local Search (DPLS) algorithm, with an example implementation using a variant of WalkSAT for Boolean problems. However, it’s unclear if Ofelimos is a standalone digital currency or a theoretical protocol. Notes: The list is limited to projects explicitly tied to UPoW or PoUW in the provided references and general knowledge. Other cryptocurrencies may use similar mechanisms but lack clear documentation as UPoW/PoUW.

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Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 02:42:51 Id: 00e178 No. 4257 [Reply]
Sell in May and go away. You do have a cute girlfriend to go away with, don't you?
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No
>>4257 >cute girlfriend normie benefit
I'm in my 30s and have progressed enough to realize I will never have shit ever.

the FlippeningTM Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 20:56:52 Id: 7a53c8 No. 2483 [Reply]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOooooooO
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>>2632 Anyone else absolutely lose your fucking shit if you have too much invested in one asset and it's down hard? I can't fucking take it.
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SOLD WHEN I WAS UP A 600 DOLLAR INVESTMENT, UP 600 BUCKS? THIS MAKRET SUCKS WHY IS IT OS BAD AAAAAAAA I LOST 380 DOLLARS OF PRIFOT.
>>4255 >>4256 Ya, I quite literally lost my chance at having my own home and family, I should have just stayed in BTC la~

>>7618 >August 11th to August 15th Monday RRP: 82.214B, 26P = 3.162B per (roughly) Tuesday RRP: 57.492B, 22P = 2.613B per (roughly) Wednesday RRP: 57.202B, 21P 2.724B per (roughly) Thursday RRP: 28.818B, 14P = 2.058B per (roughly) Friday RRP: 33.757B, 16P = 2.110B per (roughly)
>>7847 >August 18th to August 22nd Monday RRP: 38.240B, 19P = 2.013B per (roughly) Tuesday RRP: 22.344B, 29P = 0.7705B per (roughly) Wednesday RRP: 34.999B, 18P 1.944B per (roughly) Thursday RRP: 25.358B, 17P = 1.492B per (roughly) Friday RRP: 36.275B, 16P = 2.267B per (roughly)
>>7974 >August 25th to August 29th Monday RRP: 47.567B, 23P = 2.068B per (roughly) Tuesday RRP: 28.574B, 16P = 1.785875B per Wednesday RRP: 34.744B, 21P 1.654B per (roughly) Thursday RRP: 31.966B, 20P = 1.5983B per End of August Friday RRP: 77.898B, 26P = 2.996B per (roughly)

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Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 04:43:44 Id: b96aee No. 1121 [Reply]
BTC broke the 85k resistance. It's smooth sailing from here to 100k.
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A month later and bitcoin triple topped and is now "may and go away" selling off. Ain't that a bitch.
>>1170 >>2605 If the government wants to they'll just take your fucking gold you idiots.
>>4252 Two more weeks and it looks like it's about to July and let it fly.

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Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 01:52:54 Id: 87299c No. 1691 [Reply]
Now that the market has settled it's clear Bitcoin will peak in July at 180k. There will be a stock and bitcoin crash in August/September. The stock market will bottom out but bitcoin will violently shart back to 30k by december 2026, an 85% drawdown as is tradition. The stock market will have a dead cat bounce in december before crashing again in march 2026 and crab for the rest of the year until the election, after which it will pump again.
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Man I was so right but I wish I put 20k into edge and kta instead of not doing that. FUMBLED
We're almost there bros, please do tell me that we gonna blast through the roof after this slope
OP here again gat-dang I wish it was 2014 I would rape the chick I posted until she was fat and pregnant like most menxican women. Sadly she's like 31 now.

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Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 22:37:43 Id: b580ce No. 4406 [Reply]
>check altcoins from 2021 and 2017 >XDB went 89x from october 2020 to october 2021 >UNI went 50x from launch to peak >Link >even some piece of shit called LGCY went 100x >even XRP in 2017 ran 300x >check altcoins 2024-2025 >8x on VET >6x on Avax >2x on eth This market is so unbelievably shit now. We are factually not in a bull market, because in a bull market everyone is right, but half the time I put 500 bucks into some shitcoin and then a month later I'm holding a bleeding bag of 250 dollars. If this was a bull run, a real bull run, all this crap would pump too.
>>4406 >If this was a bull run all these shitecoins that do nothing would increase in price Sweety...
>>4845 That's literally what a bullrun is, fomo causes people to buy whatever they can thinking they'll make money.

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/GME/ - GameStop #3 Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 20:56:14 Id: 8dc5b3 No. 3852 [Reply] [Last]
Look at us, we are /biz/ now. >Basic Information https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021) >Daily reminder [Kek Melvies]bzilp4 >Mandatory study time >The Everything Short reddit.com/mgucv2 >^watch-along youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc >Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E

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CAM ON GAME STOCK CAM ON 30 LETS FAKKIN GO
>>4752 >>4752 >>4752 Threaded.
>>4745 >Underground >In Florida For once, the constant Hitler references in these threads seem relevant.

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Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 09:10:46 Id: 724ce8 No. 1796 [Reply]
If I had bought avax in 2023, sold at 50, bought again in january 2024, sold at 50 in march 2024, then bought again in september and sold in december 2024 and then bought in february I would be rich when it goes back to 50 again.
Trading would be so easy if you were a time traveler.
>>1796 time in the market is timing the market
>>2715 Not for shitcoins.

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Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 04:52:02 Id: e4825b No. 4047 [Reply]
Bullflags look like penises.
Posted this when I was tired, only later did I realize it was NOT a bullflag but a bearflag and I shoulda sold at 12 cents. Absolute fuckery.

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/GME/ - GameStop #2 Anonymous 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:32:38 Id: 9a84a4 No. 2907 [Reply] [Last]
>Basic Information https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021) >Daily reminder [Kek Melvies]bzilp4 >Mandatory study time >The Everything Short reddit.com/mgucv2 >^watch-along youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc >Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E >Failure to deliver youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

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>>3780 >>3781 I feel like this is flawed because collateral absolutely fucking mattered, why do you think the original squeeze happened and they didn't just do HKD etc? I know options and the gamma ramp, plus unprecedented retail, but if they could have just pumped various OTC stocks and shove it down, they would have never let it get to $400. Market crash = moass. But it has to be a real crash, a real black swan, there is no other way.
>>3663 Stop bitching, you jewish cunt.
Ryan Cohen has slowly and quietly turned this stock from an over extended dumpster fire that was hemorrhaging money into a bombshelter. He got rid of the underperforming stores, amassed a huge war chest, cut operation costs. The company is now in a profitable position in which market forces are unlikely to dislodge it. Imagine if some dumb hedgies had open shorts that they couldn't close... Yeah that would be ideal.

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 21:42:44 Id: 964010 No. 1028 [Reply]
All these years of /biz/ mentioning kneepads, I just assumed you guys were talking about sucking dick. Turns out a bunch of you are actually tradesmen and kneepads are an essential tool of the crafts. I feel so silly for not realizing it sooner.
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>>1063 >>1037 >>1032 My dead father literally beloved that the creator of the universe demanded baby boys have their 'foreskins' cut off, and no, I'm not a jew, my father loved his jews though, has a picture of a jew on his wall and mom still hasn't taken it down.
>>2631 Based dad
>>1028 kek

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