You only share 50% of your genes with your siblings, there's a high chance I have zero -istan in me.

>>505129 Could also be higher

>>505130 Lad don't think like that smh.

hoomeland has cleaned up more rubbish than PA

>>505132 Who played more Mario kart?

Imagine not even being 50% white

>WW1 trench warfare drills with drones Fuck off HM Gov’t. Fuck right off to these trenches preferably https://xcancel.com/GBNEWS/status/1903096761373344205

>>505124 (504117) jeet is the most cursed race. jews are evil but at least if they get a nose job and try to be normal, they could do that. being a jeet means everything you do is cringe, you will never be accepted, everybody finds you repulsive

>>505141 Tbh

Sister sent this, I'm claiming it's all Uzbekistan.

>DEI is a luxury ‘priority’ >nonetheless a priority Fuck off tories

>>505129 time to finance a merc and start racing your bros on the m62

>An MP lying at a rate of one lie per minute!!? >Starmoid!? >Never! https://xcancel.com/NJ_Timothy/status/1903385766471807287

>>505149 Mate when Pajeet and Paki are on the line give me Eurasians every time

>>505150 Audi RS is the de rigeur motor at the moment innit

>>505147 it's either Sarmatian-Polish (Iranian) or gypsy (Jeet), logically. mixing with gypsies is not really a thing afaik, like unless it's some trashy gypsy prostitute or something

>>505154 You wouldn't keep a gypo prozzie

>>505155 yeah, I don't think gypsy is likely. it's Sarmatian from the Pole, that's my conclusion. idk why you're entertaining Uzbek because that makes no sense. there actually was a historically documented assimilation of Sarmatians into the Polish/Ukrainian genome and some of them look it (mainly Ukrainians though)

>>505156 They are Eurasian, and when I thought of Samaritans I was thinking paki.

>>505157 They look so tiny

>>505158 Samaritans are these Jew-adjacent Levantines. I'm saying Sarmatians, who were Iranian steppe nomads that conquered west to what became the Ukraine during Roman Empire times. they were slaughtered by the Goths (Swedes) and were assimilated into the Ukrainian genome, also Polish to some extent and Polish nobles LARPed as Sarmatians for awhile as a result. some became the Alans, then the Ossetians, who are the closest to Sarmatians today. they are not brown, they are an Iranian ethnic group living in the Caucasus in the Russian region North Ossetia-Alania and in Russian satellite state South Ossetia

>>505162 the faces of progress

Infuriating that rape is illegal

>>505161 >Jew-adjacent Oh no, jokes aside I can live with that.

>>505160 starting to think the ukie women should have been conscripted as well.

>>505163 Real soy energy there ngl

>>505165 lad SA MAR I TAN = Levantine (not you) SAR MA TIAN = Iranian (you, plausibly) I get that they have the same letters but come on

>>505147 >I'm claiming it's all Uzbekistan. it's all Stan m8 but tbh those tests are so unreliable, people have sent their samples to several competing services and got completely different results. which one did she use? yer 100% a paki m8

>>505168 remember when xitter was gooning to those trannies in the first pic

>>505171 no?

>>505168 Wow. Who are those beautiful goth girls?

>>505172 I can tell you aren't obsessed with trannies

>>505176 God be praised

>>505166 yes conscripted to britlad rape dungeons

>>505178 maintaining a rape dungeon sounds like a lot of work.

Based barrister lad https://xcancel.com/dshensmith/status/1903219327416811675

>>505179 Why?

>>505181 General maintainance of the dungeon and the occupant.

just don't see it. what's the difference between a dungeon and a regular house

>>505183 You have to look after another person and make sure they don't escape.

>multiculturalism has not failed >lost his seat seat to sectarian Islamist because of politics in Israel and Gaza >it's not totally failed guys! >too scared to say otherwise >thus confirming it has failed as it always does

>>505184 Don't chains and locked doors work?

>>505186 They have to be maintained

>>505187 Maintain chains?

>>505188 Yeah or you'll wake up one day and realise they've been philed through with a spoon handle and the person's gone.

>>505189 just don't let them have a file then smh

tbh when I imagine rape dungeons I always imagine them being suspended from the ceiling in chains... but then I imagine them pooing and peeing and realise they should probably be able to walk to a toilet so they can do that there instead of plopping on the floor smh

Nick Fuentes hanged out with Kanye again. meanwhile 60,000 pages of JFK files, including mentions of Jews/Israel, have been released and all the top podcasts are talking about Israel this is at the time that the US is bombing Yemen and threatening Iran. friction with Shia militants in Iraq too it's actually possible at this point that the Jews will bring the US to war with Iran, in an effort to 'cut off the head of the snake' and make Israel completely secure for the first time, but in the process will totally blow the lid on their domination of the west and spell the beginning of the end of it. >inb4 Jews get chased out of America and ghettoed into a Samson option/Mossad hated, unrecognized hermit state they'll be sacrificing animals on the Third Temple and the whole west and Islamic world will be seething at them. wonder how they will get food since they import most of it afaik

>>505191 it would have to be a septic tank otherwise she could flush notes begging for help. and if it fills up you need to dig another hole because if you empty it then any note could be discovered

>>505193 Where does she get files, something to write with and notes? You're the worst rapee-keeper

Posting the Welsh Paki lads sister dox

He’s here isn’t he?

>>505197 still more evolutionarily well off than all britcels combined

>>505145 sexy desu

>>505139 keeek gay posho little bum boy dweebs expecting bazzoids to go die for gay sex immigrant spamming EU bureaucracy

keeeeeeeek they are all wearing yank shite camo

played postal one last night wewlad that goom is really really big brained. the premise is that you could defeat postal 2 without killing anyone and that the demon is the person controlling postal man

>>505201 Fag-O-Flage™

Death to all Williams, including 'prince' William. They're all as rotten as William of Normandy was. Evil, demonic beasts. Okay, thank you.

>>505204 Normans must perish

>>505169 Sorry mate, dyslexic. >>505170 Ancestry, it doesn't show a lot of zoomed in details, it's shit.

Not feeling these new McDonalds job ads tbh lads

>>505204 Our best PM was a William

>>505202 Hatred looks ok. Postal 2 was disappointing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LTABWf1Ib0 nigger owned

>>505204 Based Cromwell gang

I think Guillaume de Normandie is a pretty cool guy. Eh builds castles and doesn't afraid of anything.

spilled half a can of darkfruit on my keyboard (again) now i know what youre thinking >stop being such a tinniefag, but actually they make the aluminum too thin on the can so it deforms and slips out of your hand under duress. in conclusion not my fault

>political event in Australia bans whites >police blocks all whites and only lets chinks through keeeeeek what the fuck. Older than a week I know but pretty fucked up ngl

>>505214 >darkfruit what is this? sounds like a fruit from a PS2 platformer

>>505215 way she goes bud

>505217 >darkfruit what is this?

som japanese cartoon shit

gooned to death

>>505214 >a can of darkfruit Stop drinking that shit, it is slowly killing you. >>505217 >what is this? No idea but 3 pic may be it. Looks like premiun goyslop

>>505211 He can’t breath mane say him name mane he dindunuffin he got bruck hand and backwards bruck leg an cain’t go back to jail mane

>>505224 good post lad, i don't use deodorant and don't cook with aluminum or teflon (cast iron and sometimes stainless only) so i should probably start drinking my goyjuice out of glass bottles too smh

>>505204 good lad

>>505204 this but i am one sadly, and so are you if you watch lotus eaters

Gonna be a lot of sudden deaths of pressgang zoggies if they try this tbh

>>505228 We watch it to guffaw at the spackers although Josh and Harry and king bingo are probably ok lads. The Greek can stay if he confines himself to a gyros and kebab shop

Beau is alright too

they sell funko pop lotus eaters yet? want to get my favourites tbh

>>505233 keeeeeeeeeeeeeke leave him alone lad, we are all going to turn 40 at some point, just try to not weigh 20 stone when you do kek

>>505234 >turning 40 when you’re going to get conscripted

>>505229 Well I'm almost 30 so I'm good, but do they think zoomers will accept conscription? But then humans in general are nigger cattle, would they go along with it for Plath of least resistance.

Just salty I invested all my toil-tokens in Woescoins smh

>>505236 They’re not going to send this jew are they https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GmlyEqTXgAA2k1c.jpg

>>505240 Wessex on his way to iceland 2030

roadman jawas

>>505226 >i should probably start drinking my goyjuice out of glass bottles too smh Stop drinking it all together, the less slop you consume the better. I personally haven't drank soda in years. Instead i take a Kool AId knock-off and dilute it in 5 liters of water. It last for several days and its quite cheap. Also dont use tap water It is full of heavy metals and fluoride Here some related images, ignore the last one kek

>>505244 where?

>bored >sissy hypno in the background >somehow a female voice talkign down to me is supposed to make me want to take cock in my arse >people actually goon to this shit

>>505236 >almost 30 treat yourself to a fresh elfbar you lucky bastard and go for a long walk soaking in the vibe and revel in the fact you aren't in your 30s

>>505223 >asked to be wrapped up with no breathing holes, and for glue to be poured on his eyes I'll be honest, the guy sounds like a retard. It's a wonder he survived as long as he did.

>>505242 >i use my fists i'm not wet like that

>>505252 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeke tbh tbh

>>505251 based old guy who did nothing his entire life to stop the country he resides in from becoming like this

>soon to be banned sissy hypno searcher is having a go at a poster who has his shit together makes sense tbh

why hasn't a /brit/lad used his wizard powers to telepathically kill starmer using heartbeat monitors and toilet things?

>>505257 Bedtime soon anyway tbh. I'll just wake up and be unbanned

I'm 28 so not quite there yet. When I turn 30, my dog will probably be dead of old age, my dad will have retired and I will hopefully have finished my qualification.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh phew just deleted not banned

imagine being such a menace u get banned by auslad. i got banned by joc and midshanks back in the day but so did everyone, but auslad? sort it out m8 fr fr no cap

>>505247 >elfbar What that? I'm only in my 20s for 10 more months smh

>>505260 Qualifications in what lad?

>>505266 Accountancy, ICAEW

>>505267 I don't know fuck about accountancy but I wish you the best of luck making a lot of money.

>>505268 It's actually not a very well paid profession but thanks all the same.

Carswell wants Remigration https://archive.is/dz0a4

>>505267 ah yes, ah true empire builder in the making here

>>505256 https://youtube.com/watch?v=7JRqDYjv7qA

>>505270 Carswell fucked off to America

>>505273 he got farage'd tbf

>>505256 Posh boomers. Was an officer in the Parachute Regiment as well and later a mercenary but yeah they needed to coup the government tbh

>>505272 >south africa >sarabande playing >vegan getting bullycided could be based if there was less faggot bloviating

>>505265 But you’ll always be a paki

>>505278 Took it’s toll on him not fitting in

>>505270 I seem to remember him being even more of a cuck than Farage. Like 30p Lee, don't trust anyone who was ever a conservative MP.

>>505218 good lad

maude fealey posting was kino she has a good phenotype

>>505269 Huh, I thought it would be, if it doesn't pay great then why you going for it?

>>505270 Holy fuck how is Farage to the left of Cuckwell?

>>505280 Tbh they are all opportunistic cucks. Lowe seems to have some backbone as did Galloway but I trust none of them tbh

>>505286 Tbh tbh

>>505283 Dot head

>>505278 good lad. for me it's conqueror

>>505284 Because it's a comfortable desk job with regular hours and it pays ok although not fantastic. I've already spent years at it so to switch tack now would just mean starting at the bottom again in another field.

>>505285 One of life’s many mysteries

Decent twatter post https://xcancel.com/FUDdaily/status/1903447354490917098

Grandad's been trying to get me into civil engineering don't think he understands that to even get to the stage where you have a chance to get your foot in the door which leads to the bottom rung of the ladder you have to have a load of shite degrees and connections smh he spent hours today telling me how he pulled himself up by his bootstraps and became a big important paperwork guy in the field by being alive before mass immigration and women in the workforce not to mention insane credentialism meanwhile my next big career move is toiling FOR FREE for some for-profit "charity"

>>505291 Fair play I'm the same with software the money is leaving the industry, but I can work from home. >>505292 It's because Carson isn't in a party, if he was an MP he'd never say that stuff.

>>505294 no more museum toil?

>>505294 Yeah they don't understand, the hardest thing is breaking into an industry. Also civil is the gayest engineering for simple people.

>>505296 Museum work sounds kino, that or working in forestry

>>505296 I was fired as surplus to requirements while the actual museum was closed for rebuilding (the army is doing it so they can charge the taxpayer tens of millions) all the emailsending mummies got to stay on on their inflated wages for sending emails of course

These insolent fuckers are going to be in for an extremely rude awakening soon politicians know the crimson tide is coming hence their attempts to start a war abroad Keeeeeeeek no fucking chance

>>505283 paki spot we used to call that

>>505294 Mail bomb him this >>505293

>>505295 > It's because Carson isn't in a party, if he was an MP he'd never say that stuff. Tbh

>>505300 Tbh, I still like my idea of removing these people peacefully?

>>505304 Remove the cause with a pitchfork of peace and the rest will remove themselves

>>505299 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek yeah the same thing happened to me during covid except the university coasted on PPP gov't money

Lads I don't want to alarm you, but you can get free money off betting sites.

>>505298 its utter shit completely controlled by mit wit reddit white women

>>505309 Ah, shame

>>505300 paki never heard of danelaw and the harrowing of the danes

>>505312 Fat shitskins

>>505308 Money has no value lad

>>505314 Send me your money then lad

>>505307 *sip* yep >>505310 >British military museum >increasing amounts of it is dedicated to women, global policing, disaster relief and other larping one of the big new exhibits last year was advancements in body armour (shaped for titties) so that women can cosplay as soldiers and get men killed on the frontlines by being useless under fire

HEY STEINER and HEY 22 https://xcancel.com/ShitpostGate/status/1903571137335800117#m

>>505311 I like them so much tbh ifykwim

>>505309 Every museum has some sort of nigger propaganda in nowadays. In one I went to recently, they had a big section for WW2 on niggers. It actually showed how useless they were. Apparently most of them died from pneumonia, not combat. Before they even reached the frontlines. There was also a section with some nigger neomarxist complaining that his surname was a white surname because white people had the temerity to give his ancestors their names and their freedom.

>>505315 >Believing in money I am a warlord lad. When I need sheeit I go and rob the local thieves of their ill gotten gains. A LOCAL taxman if you will Money is for women and jews

This is all pertaining to the British Empire, of course, not yeehaw country

>>505316 >>increasing amounts of it is dedicated to women, global policing, disaster relief and other larping Fucking grim, and no one fucking wants that. >>505320 How will you trade with other warlords without money?

>>505308 I've bet on Mark Carney winning Canada's next election. Also free money. I bet early enough that I get over double my money. The odds have since shifted to give lesser returns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaGKQIE7sFA this is possibly the best vaporwave song, you need to get to the piano solo at 6:40 absolutely sublime #corr

>>505317 keeeeeek norway does have some kino fjords tbqh does anyone else find finland completely cringe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsOWmWfqeeA

>>505325 Good bet tbqh, I'm been betting on MMA and I've turned £5 into £75 so far. Trying to make £1000 off £5, so far I'm slowly building towards it.

>>505319 yeah mine has that too, sites of segregated camps not one word printed on the subject despite testimony from locals that they were raping murdering looting niggers- one old lad told me over telephone that he remembered almost drowning in his local river, being carried downstream and seeing a black GI on a bridge ahead of him, hoping that he was about to be saved but then hearing it push a chunk of masonry after him that only just missed

>>505319 yeah baltimore historical society literally threw away 300 years worth of history just to show dumb shit from the 1960s when the niggers all showed up

Authority is ultimately maintained by the credible threat of force. A nation-state with a government that has a monopoly on violence through its law enforcement and armed forces differs from a petty warlord's fiefdom only in scale.

>>505327 finnish urbanites are faggots like anywhere else and their govt is fully thotted but the lads who live outside the cities get progressively more based until you get to the deep forest dwelling cultists

>>505321 why is nigger shit even a thing in the UK? you have like 6000 years of history with no niggers

>>505332 yeah but they flex too much about being 'ard

>>505333 Because the America empire, our overlord loves niggers so our government loves niggers.

>>505334 never really encounted finns online outside of /int/ spurdo shitpost type stuff tbh actually the very first friends I made on the internet were finns but just normal cool minecraft playing autists

pood sneedvening lids

>>505333 not true we have the welsh

>no poos yesterday >two in a row today not sure if this is poomaxxing or not tbh think it all equals out in the end >>505337 mancs detected

>>505337 sneed lid

>>505338 https://www.ima-usa.com/collections/edged-weapons/products/welsh-wwi-trench-sword-and-scabbard this seems pretty kino to me

>>505336 they just really are vocal on the english speaking internet shilling NAFO shite and in general acting as if they speak for nato and so forth while simultaneously constantly talking about how they defeated some US mil/ canadian war game unit in a finnish forest style wargame.

>>505341 not kino, there was no reason for us to kill germans historically >inb4 spic (i am not xim)

>>505341 leaf blades are cool tbh

>>505342 Eh to be fair about the gay NAFO shit they've always sided with everyone against Russia historically.

>>505346 Based China, they've always been good on the JQ.

>>505346 wewe

>>505346 based

>>505346 Think this is fake tbh, can't find the poost or the a link to any bbc articles for it smh

>>505346 WASSUP BEIJING >>505350 jewgle certainly isn't showing anything

smh getting our hopes up https://xcancel.com/BBCWorld/search?f=tweets&q=china+crackdown&since=&until=&near=

mongs falling for the most obvious bait

>>505352 >chinky toddlers born with such blood lust for dogmeat they've started mauling live dogs smdh

hope is the cruellest torture of all

would accept being a slave caste of gweilos whose prime duty is to keep the mzungo magic flowing under the auspice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine)s of the grorious han empire if it meant the wogs jews and traitors were compressed into cubes and used to build shoddy flat blocks with tbh

>>505353 >>505352 >>505350 possible demoralisation posts here

>>505359 would love to see proofs if you have any lad smh

picture looks like AIslop too t b h

aus/neets/ (endchan) was back for a bit but is now down again smh

>>505358 I don't have a problem with asianfags since jews won't be able to gene steal them and they aren't total subhumans like niggers pajeets and protestants

>>505363 I do, they are cold and souless.

>>505366 see myself as king of the graveyard shift, as such i loathe goodnightposters. posting >goodnight is the ultimate banterquench. that said, goodnight lad

>>505366 shnila

>>505366 ni la

>>505366 Horrific nightmares to prepare you for the waking horrors to come, lad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pVKckuELvw fresh harrys farm

Burgers in the Commonwealth? https://xcancel.com/unusual_whales/status/1903088456584311015 >UK’s King Charles to reportedly make ‘secret offer’ to Donald Trump during State visit - after Starmer hand-delivered letter from King, per the Sun. >King Charles is reportedly preparing to offer the United States associate membership in the Commonwealth during Donald Trump's upcoming state visit to Britain.

>>505372 if pajeets are in the coomonwealth why cant lads like this be

charles obviously fears losing canada

>>505375 Or he's giving it as a gift to Trump.

>>505376 shaking my head

>>505372 vgh based king chuck revniting the anglosphere at last

graveyard shift king here, hope u are all well *cracks tinnie*

>>505379 likewise lad

>>505327 Why do these Finns have American accents?

>>505246 >please >didn't even ban me Limp. Weak. We need a new admin

>>505381 >(1)

>>505378 Drumpf will flood us with even more spics

don't like porn but could post porn that is so off the chain you can't even fathom it

>>505386 based the yookay's curry game is strong but it's lacking on the taco front need more kinds of food tbh that's how you measure the success of a society

>>505372 It completely undermines the commonwealth but the commonwealth is a dead meme, fuck our awful monarchs

>>505390 tbqh

>>505389 >During the 2008–2014 Spanish financial crisis, Britain became one of the preferred European destinations for some of the approximately 1.4 million Latin Americans who had acquired Spanish citizenship. > Assimilation into British culture >Latin Americans residing in the UK often refer to themselves the "Invisibles" to highlight the lack of representation in the community and the absence of formal ethnic minority status for Latin Americans.

really just wish everybody in power for basically all of british history hadn't collectively continuously deliberately dropped the ball on purpose to repay blackmailers due to gambling debts or getting caught doing weird sex things tbqhwyl

>>505392 >1.4 million

>>505393 Tbh

>>505393 I wish Farage would admit to paying 60yo prozzies to dress up like Thatcher for him, apologise to Lowe, and tell the security services to FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF tbh.

although afaik (not that i have researched at all) the cringe blackmailfest only really started after the illegal papally endorsed norman special military operation (350,063 days and counting)

>>505396 he never will tbh being a compromised state asset is basically his core character trait

Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Would be rolling around laughing my tits off and get kicked out https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/1903562493445787994

Average shift on /Brit/

>>505399 wow that's incredibly cringe just toughen up sunshine

>>505392 We really are the dumping ground of europe

Based Dan breaks down the desperation of Adolescence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNnFawMCi5U

Russian take on DnB is fascinating tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70nUQgfNjEQ

This came out at the same time as the Coof hit smh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJrmwQQWngU

>>505404 wiggers need gassed and bombed

>>505400 This is more like it. https://youtu.be/zzhjPaAyYNA?t=132

pood afternonce lids

topical beats >LEE KUAN YEW: House Mix To Govern The Weekend With Iron Fist To (128pm) https://xcancel.com/jhk___/status/1770990899264422009#m

Was Alexander the Great really great? He inherited Greece and built a fragile empire that collapsed upon his death. Surely it would have been better to halt the conquest and make sure his empire was cemented.

>>505415 empires collapse anyway so might as well make it as big as possible. more plunder, women, and glory

plus there were many Greek kingdoms for awhile weren't there, as far as Afghanistan

>>505416 The American Empire is lasting a long time, the Russian Empire is even older. The UK is arguable an empire. The Roman Empire lasted for many hundreds of years. China is an empire that turned into a nation.

>>505418 >The American Empire is lasting a long time it's nearing the life expectancy of an empire and is in steep decline >the Russian Empire is even older it fell in 1990 >The UK is arguable an empire not really. if it regained Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, maybe

>>505418 Empire Leicester Square’s also been there since 1884 not a bad run

>>505419 The Russian state is still an empire, with subjugated foreign peoples kept in line by military power. Russia is not just the homeland for Russians. The UK is made up of England, Scotland and Northern Ireland, the goverments have been devolved and they are different people even if all sharing similar blood.

Congratulations Steven you have won an all expenses paid by (you) trip to the Kursk pocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb2bfBon6zE Gesiþas Gewissa pit house building recap video, with commentary

perma the cunt seeing troonshite ruins any inclination for me to post

>>505430 Tbh

Please don't. I suffered earlier

>>505379 good lad

>>505425 He's right at the end. Absolute media gammon bait. Still should've been deported but there was more legal 'justification' than the chicken nuggies comments. Better argument is that the whole human rights industry i.e. the way judges choose to interpreted ECHR law is rotten and completely against the spirit of the law, but it's continental and we've been continentalised over decades, so that doesn't even factor in. Hence we should just fucking leave. AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

need surgery to implant a nuke inside me that goes off should I die without breeding https://youtu.be/IDCm4ZDdcBc

>>505438 Stares in raep

>why can’t we have nice things So close but yet so far because manners, banter, apologising and decency are white privilege NIGGER!

>>505443 *fix smh

*screams internally*

*screams with that lad*

*starts crying*

>>505448 >>505449 Used to be you went to Cambridge and studied Middle English now thanks to some random gangster nigger they run degrees in Multicultural London English

We can't go back, but we can go forward.