Inna di dance, Trump a bow down low,  
Bibi a di boss, him a run di show,  
Him a scrub yuh shoes, him a clean yuh floor,  
When yuh step in di room, him a beg yuh fi more
Bibi a di general, Trump a di fool,  
Him a wash yuh ‘ole, him a cook yuh meal,  
Inna di bedroom, him a squeal like a rat,  
When Bibi call him pussy’ole, ‘im a jump like a cat.
Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet,  
Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget,  
Sordid and wild, dem a run di scene,  
Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean.
Bibi a di don, an Trump ‘e di slave,  
Him a dance pon di corner, him a misbehave,  
When Bibi say "jump," ‘im a ask "how high?"  
Inna di night, dem a reach for di sky.
Bumboclaat, Trump a lickin’ Bibi’s bum’ole,  
Bloodclaat, him a play di dutty role,  
Pussyclaat, Bibi a run di show,  
Raasclaat, dem a make di good vibes flow.
Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet,  
Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget,  
Sordid and wild, dem a run di scene,  
Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean.
Suck yuh mada, Trump a beg fi mercy,  
Mampy Donald, him a move so dirty,  
Kiss mi raas, Bibi a hold him tight,  
Yuh a fat tarra-tarrah, dem a party all night.
Battybwoi Trump, him a dance like a queen,  
Lickin’ Bibi’s bumbohole, dem a make di scene,  
Eediat Trump, him a wutliss too,  
Inna di dancehall, dem a bring di crew.
Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet,  
Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget,  
Sordid and wild, dem a nonce di scene,  
Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean.
So raise yuh glass, let’s toast to di fun,  
Trump and Bibi, dem a number one,  
Inna di dancehall, dem a make it clear,  
Love and laughter, bring di good cheer.