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Brit/pol/ #4045: Heatwave Edition Anonymous 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:28:11 Id: fe008f No. 518621
HS2 line to be delayed again with no new date given https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0wr7nw7wxo Temperatures surpass 29C as UK heads for heatwave https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8d6jmmdq5go UK benefits system could collapse if payments are not cut, Liz Kendall says https://archive.is/lww6Y PETER HITCHENS: Everyone agrees Putin's invasion of Ukraine is abhorrent. So why does the West give Israel free rein to smash Iran - and commit political murder? https://archive.is/vpchz
Edited last time by Enoch on 06/18/2025 (Wed) 21:38:58.
29C? Oh no! How will I cope?
>>518623 i might actually perish at those temps lad. will probably just try and stay naked all day, best idea i have with no AC
>>518624 apparently all the new houses which go to wogs have AC and dishwasher space and all the mod cons nice bit of seethe that
>>518621 hitchens snaking the ziocels? >>518625 smh you're supposed to be avoiding seethium lad
>>518626 yeah keek the schizcore taxi xoomer got me going today
>>518625 the romans knew how to build villas with atriums that caught rainwater and cooled the whole house. yet again we lament the departure of the based romans
dr shekleburg says no more seething chuddies, get these chuddies to bed
>>518629 I get home so late now I might well be troonsitioning into the night shift again smh not right having dinnero at past ten
>>518630 is there a chance your kidneys start working again?
>>518631 nope, just potentially a transplant in the future I will say though being living dead has been great for weight loss, nearly 10kg down in under two weeks
>>518632 wew that's about 23 lbs, you must be able to feel that
>>518633 I don't buy that for a minute.
reminder 22 is a spiritual troon because his peen was taken by an acked of god.
Is America the World's Policeman? https://youtu.be/CAHUHtlLW28
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>>518637 >acked of god I keeked but you're still bad for saying that
>>518638 I don't think I can watch another Sargon video, as the last one was too depressing.
>>518638 are you bins? i don't want to wait for a retarded bin meme before filtering
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>>518641 >wait for a retarded bin meme before filtering no way I'm not bins
>>518640 wsa that the one about Britain being ruled by evil people?
drumpf i so backed into a corner. he doesn't want to give the bunker busting bombs to israel because he isn't sure it will work and america will be further discredited. i'm sure this is the reason america hasn't struck yet
>>518646 I was thinking something similar, and the fact that he wasn't 100% on striking to kill the Ayatollah probably means none of them actually know where he is. They said they knew where Bin Laden was for ages, but still failed to get him. It's not looking good for America and Israel right now. I'm loving the infliction of pain that Iran is causing them. There is a blackout on filming in Israel at the moment so we're not going to see many videos come out, which is a shame, because I was really enjoying seeing them get wrecked.
>>518645 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>518647 yeah same, smartest thing israel has done, those videos of the missiles hitting during the irst few nights were so awe inspiring
>>518650 beautiful
>>518651 B-b-but I thought big booty Latinas could stay?
big booty latinas are shaped like globes and look like extras from apocalypto
>>518654 after age 24 yes
check out this roblox gun that they're gonna make the goyim die for Israel while holding >>518646 >>518647 sure this isn't copium? seems like only a small percentage of Iranian missiles are hitting, and they've scaled down the strikes to conserve stockpiles in preparation for a long war of attrition. meanwhile Israel's attacks have been doing heavy damage and Trump has yet to tell the Jews, "no", one single time. every time he gets pressed, he repeats the same, "Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon", which is code for regime change the whitepill is that Iran is a fortress of a nation and they do have more missiles than Israel has interceptors, so if this goes on for long enough then maybe Israel will run out of interceptors and start taking heavy damage from the missiles. but for that reason, they are trying to get America directly involved as quickly as possible; they know that the long-term is more favorable to Iran
>>518656 >even the guns in 'merica are getting fat
>>518657 Mashhad, September 2025, colourized
I will never stop waiting for Mikka to bring forth the Dawn of the World
>not happening i can deal with this >happening but shut it down peeved
>>518659 filtered
>>518656 >it shoots bbcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNLW3it2vTs yo steiner they finally made it
i am so bored of youtube just end me
*serious pepe image meme* sorry I just don't find sam hyde all that funny anymore
>>518664 tbh nothing worth wootching
>>518665 yeah kind of a sombre watch. they're trying to recapture the magic of world peace 1 which was funny because it was on tv and 2016. the first sketch they released of that was the one where nick trips sams wife through the glass coffee table. had me in tears, take me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjqFx_r9WV4 he's back, apparently it has been happening
>no yank gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNWMiCj3FyI >Source: Trump is "getting comfortable" with idea of attacking Iran's nuclear sites
>>518670 based iran has deflection structures that prevent bunker missiles from impacting perpendicularly. it'll never work
live gargoyle fingers on iran war buildup in middle east https://rumble.com/v6uztbl-america-first-ep.-1519.html
If Constantine converted to Zoroastrianism rather than Christianity, and then abolished slavery resulting in an industrial revolution beginning in Britannia in 404, what would happen globally until 1404? This is a fascinating counterfactual scenario, and I’ll outline a plausible trajectory of global events from 404 to 1404, based on the premise that Constantine converts to Zoroastrianism, abolishes slavery, and triggers an early industrial revolution in Britannia. Since this involves significant historical divergence, I’ll make reasonable assumptions about technological, cultural, and geopolitical developments while grounding them in historical context and logical progression. The response will focus on key global impacts over the millennium, avoiding excessive speculation where possible. Initial Conditions (404 CE) Constantine’s Conversion to Zoroastrianism: Instead of Christianity, Constantine adopts Zoroastrianism, likely influenced by Persian cultural exchanges or a personal revelation. Zoroastrianism, with its emphasis on dualism (good vs. evil), fire worship, and ethical governance, becomes the state religion of the Roman Empire. This shift weakens the rise of Christianity, leaving it as a minority faith alongside Judaism, Mithraism, and other pagan cults. The Roman Empire’s religious unity is less cohesive, as Zoroastrianism is less universalist than Christianity and may struggle to supplant local traditions. Abolition of Slavery: Constantine’s decree to abolish slavery disrupts the Roman economy, which heavily relied on slave labor for agriculture, mining, and urban industries. To compensate, labor-saving technologies (e.g., water mills, improved plows) are prioritized, and free labor markets emerge, incentivizing innovation. Freed slaves gain limited rights, but social hierarchies persist, with former slaves forming a proto-working class. Landowners adapt by investing in mechanized agriculture or hiring waged laborers, setting the stage for economic transformation. Industrial Revolution in Britannia (404 CE): Britannia, a relatively peripheral province, becomes the epicenter of an early industrial revolution. Assume this is driven by abundant natural resources (coal, iron), necessity due to labor shortages, and innovations like steam-powered machinery or advanced metallurgy, inspired by Roman engineering and Hellenistic science. Key technologies might include primitive steam engines (inspired by Hero of Alexandria’s aeolipile), mechanized looms, and water/coal-powered mills. These spread slowly due to Roman infrastructure (roads, aqueducts) but are initially limited by the empire’s bureaucratic inertia.
>>518673 Global Developments (404–1404 CE) 404–600 CE: Roman Transformation and Fragmentation Western Roman Empire: Britannia’s industrial boom creates wealth, making it a power center. Cities like Londinium become hubs for manufacturing textiles, tools, and weapons, powered by coal and early steam technology. This strengthens Roman defenses against barbarian invasions, delaying the Western Empire’s collapse. However, the abolition of slavery strains the economy elsewhere. Provinces like Gaul and Italia, reliant on traditional agriculture, face labor shortages and unrest. The empire decentralizes as governors adopt Britannia’s technologies unevenly. Zoroastrianism spreads, with fire temples replacing pagan shrines. Its ethical framework encourages legal reforms, but its Persian origins alienate some elites, fostering rebellions. By 500 CE, the Western Empire fragments into regional states, with Britannia as a techno-theocratic hub under a Zoroastrian governor. Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire: The Eastern Empire, centered in Constantinople, resists Zoroastrianism, clinging to Greek paganism and emerging Christian sects. Tensions with the West escalate, leading to a schism by 450 CE. The East focuses on trade and diplomacy with Persia, adopting some industrial techniques but remaining conservative. Persia, under the Sassanid Empire, sees a Zoroastrian revival due to Roman adoption. This strengthens Persia’s cultural influence, leading to a détente with Rome but competition over Central Asia. Global Ripples: In India, the Gupta Empire benefits from trade with a Zoroastrian Rome, importing industrial technologies via the Silk Road. This accelerates Indian metallurgy and textile production, strengthening the Gupta economy. China, under the Jin dynasty and later the Southern and Northern Dynasties, remains isolated but adopts Roman technologies (e.g., water mills) through trade. Coal use in northern China expands, laying groundwork for later industrialization. Germanic and nomadic tribes (e.g., Goths, Vandals) adopt Roman technologies during invasions, spreading primitive machinery to Central Europe. 600–800 CE: Regional Industrialization and Conflict Britannia and Western Europe: Britannia’s industrial base expands, with steam-powered ships improving trade and naval power. By 600 CE, Britannia dominates the Atlantic, establishing colonies in Ireland and Scandinavia. Its Zoroastrian rulers promote education, adapting Persian administrative systems to manage industrial growth. Gaul and Hispania industrialize slowly, hindered by feudal structures. Former slaves form urban guilds, driving innovation but also social unrest. By 700 CE, a patchwork of industrial city-states emerges in Western Europe, loosely allied under Zoroastrian religious authority. The absence of a unifying Christian Church weakens cultural cohesion, but Zoroastrianism’s emphasis on good deeds fosters proto-capitalist ethics, encouraging trade and innovation. Eastern Mediterranean and Persia: The Eastern Roman Empire adopts some industrial techniques but faces invasions from Arab tribes, who unify under a new monotheistic faith (not Islam, due to Christianity’s marginalization, but a syncretic religion blending Arabian paganism and Zoroastrian elements). By 650 CE, Arabs conquer the Levant and Egypt, spreading industrial knowledge. Persia industrializes under Sassanid rule, using coal and steam to bolster its military. A cold war with Rome persists, with Central Asia as a contested industrial frontier. Asia and Beyond: In India, post-Gupta states (e.g., Vardhana Empire) develop coal-powered industries, focusing on textiles and metallurgy. Indian Ocean trade booms, connecting industrialized Britannia, Persia, and India. China’s Sui and Tang dynasties (unified by 589 CE) embrace industrial technologies, particularly in iron production and shipbuilding. By 800 CE, China rivals Britannia in industrial output, with steam-powered workshops in Chang’an. Sub-Saharan Africa sees limited impact, but coastal trade with India introduces basic machinery to East African ports like Axum. 800–1000 CE: Global Industrial Networks Europe: Britannia’s industrial dominance wanes as Gaul, Germania, and Scandinavia catch up, forming competing industrial states. Zoroastrianism evolves into regional sects, blending with local traditions. A proto-scientific revolution begins, with scholars studying Persian texts and Roman engineering. Naval technology advances, with steamships enabling transatlantic exploration. By 900 CE, Britannian explorers reach North America, establishing trade outposts but not full colonization due to logistical limits.
[Expand Post]Middle East and Asia: The Arab empire industrializes, using captured Roman and Persian technologies. Cities like Baghdad become manufacturing hubs, exporting goods to Europe and India. China’s Tang dynasty dominates East Asia, with steam-powered agriculture and proto-factories. Korea and Japan adopt these technologies, creating a regional industrial bloc by 1000 CE. India’s decentralized states form a trade confederation, leveraging industrial output to dominate Indian Ocean commerce. Americas and Africa: North American tribes trade with Britannian outposts, adopting iron tools but not industrial systems. The Americas remain largely pre-industrial. Sub-Saharan Africa develops industrial enclaves along trade routes, particularly in West Africa (e.g., Mali Empire), where gold and salt trade funds mechanized mining. 1000–1404 CE: Global Convergence and Tensions Europe: By 1100 CE, Europe is a network of industrial city-states, with Britannia as a cultural and technological leader. A “Zoroastrian Renaissance” blends Persian philosophy, Roman engineering, and local innovations, producing advances in mathematics, astronomy, and mechanics. However, resource depletion (coal, forests) and pollution spark conflicts over territory and trade routes. By 1200 CE, a series of wars consolidates Europe into larger industrial kingdoms, with Britannia, Gaul, and Germania as major powers. Exploration accelerates, with steamships reaching South America and West Africa. Colonization begins, but indigenous resistance (e.g., in the Andes) limits European dominance. Asia: China’s Song dynasty (post-Tang) leads in industrial output, with coal-powered cities and a proto-capitalist economy. Maritime trade with Europe and India creates a global economic network by 1300 CE. India’s industrial states unify under a loose empire, rivaling China. Steam-powered ships dominate the Indian Ocean, clashing with European fleets. Japan and Southeast Asia industrialize, creating a multipolar Asian industrial sphere. Middle East and Africa: The Arab empire fragments into industrial sultanates, with Baghdad and Cairo as key centers. Zoroastrianism influences religious syncretism, blending with local faiths. The Mali Empire industrializes its gold mines, becoming a major economic power. Steam technology spreads to East Africa, strengthening Swahili city-states. Americas: By 1404, European colonies in the Americas are small but growing, focused on resource extraction (timber, metals). Indigenous empires like the Inca and Aztec adopt European tools, resisting colonization through guerrilla warfare. Long-distance trade connects the Americas to Europe, Africa, and Asia, creating a proto-global economy. Key Global Outcomes by 1404 Technological Landscape: The world is in a mature industrial age, with steam-powered machinery, early railroads, and mechanized agriculture widespread in Europe, China, India, and parts of the Middle East and Africa. Scientific inquiry flourishes under Zoroastrian emphasis on knowledge, with universities in Britannia, Persia, and China advancing mathematics, engineering, and astronomy. Cultural and Religious Shifts: Zoroastrianism dominates Europe and Persia but evolves into regional variants, blending with local traditions. Christianity and other monotheistic faiths remain marginal, while syncretic religions emerge in the Middle East and Africa. The absence of a Christian Dark Ages accelerates cultural exchange, but religious diversity fuels conflicts in Europe and the Middle East. Geopolitical Structure: The world is multipolar, with industrial powers in Britannia, Gaul, Germania, China, India, and the Arab sultanates. Trade networks link Europe, Asia, Africa, and the Americas, but competition for resources (coal, iron, colonies) drives frequent wars. Colonization of the Americas begins but is slower than in our timeline, as indigenous societies adopt industrial technologies to resist European incursions. Economic and Social Impacts: A global proto-capitalist economy emerges, driven by industrial production and trade. Urbanization accelerates, with cities like Londinium, Chang’an, and Baghdad rivaling modern metropolises. Social mobility increases due to the abolition of slavery, but class tensions persist between industrial workers, guild artisans, and landed elites. Caveats and Assumptions This scenario assumes Britannia’s industrial revolution is sustainable despite limited Roman infrastructure and scientific knowledge. In reality, cultural and economic barriers might delay progress. Zoroastrianism’s spread in Europe is plausible but would face resistance from entrenched pagan and Christian communities, potentially leading to more fragmentation. The absence of Christianity alters global cultural development, weakening the unifying force of the Catholic Church and potentially accelerating scientific progress but also increasing religious conflict. By 1404, the world is a networked, industrial civilization, with Britannia, China, and India as leading powers. The trajectory sets the stage for further technological leaps (e.g., electricity, global empires) but also intensifies resource competition and colonial tensions.
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"In the short term we can take the hit for the longer term goal of Greater Israel" "In the short term our gut can take the hit for the longer term goal of World's Fattest Man" This is the kind of thinking that prevails in the intelligence-maxxing strat tribe. I swear any animal that specialises to this degree gets reckt by more adaptable ones. It's why the concept of them having a country is fucking dumb. If you just parasited on other countries you could be piggybacking the survival abilities of others and not get the level of nooticing that an Israel has caused
>>518677 what are you talking about?
>>518674 How likely would it be for a mother in Zoroastrian Britannia to marry her son? In the counterfactual scenario where Britannia is a Zoroastrian industrial hub by 404 CE, the likelihood of a mother marrying her son would be extremely low, though not entirely impossible, due to Zoroastrian religious doctrines, cultural norms, and practical considerations. Let’s break this down based on historical Zoroastrian practices, the hypothetical Britannian context, and social dynamics. Zoroastrianism and Incestuous Marriage Historical Context: Zoroastrianism, particularly in ancient Persia under the Achaemenid and Sassanid empires, permitted certain forms of consanguineous marriage, including between close relatives like siblings or parents and children. These practices, known as xwedodah (consanguineous unions), were idealized in religious texts like the Avesta and later Pahlavi literature as acts of spiritual purity, aimed at preserving divine bloodlines and strengthening family ties. However, xwedodah was primarily practiced among the elite (royalty, nobility, and priests) to maintain wealth and power, similar to incestuous marriages in ancient Egypt. Evidence suggests it was rare among commoners, who adhered to broader social taboos against incest. Mother-son marriages were the rarest form of xwedodah, with few documented cases (e.g., mythological references or exceptional royal practices). Sibling marriages were more common. Adaptation in Britannia: In a Zoroastrian Britannia, the religion would likely adapt to local Romano-Celtic norms, which strongly disapproved of incest. Roman law (Lex Julia) and Celtic customs prohibited close-kin marriages, and these taboos would persist among the general population, even under a Zoroastrian elite. Zoroastrian priests might promote xwedodah among the ruling class to legitimize their authority, drawing on Persian precedents. However, a mother-son marriage would remain an extreme outlier, reserved for exceptional circumstances (e.g., a dynasty preserving a sacred lineage). Social and Cultural Factors in Industrial Britannia Industrial Society: By 404 CE, Britannia’s early industrial revolution would foster urbanization, a proto-working class, and guild-based economies. These social changes would emphasize practical family structures over ritualistic ones, reducing the appeal of xwedodah for commoners. The abolition of slavery and rise of free labor markets would shift power dynamics, with wealth increasingly tied to industrial production rather than land or bloodlines. This would weaken the need for elite consanguineous marriages to consolidate power. Class Dynamics: Among the Zoroastrian elite (e.g., governors, priests, industrial magnates), xwedodah might occur symbolically or rarely to emulate Persian traditions. A mother-son marriage, however, would likely provoke scandal, even among elites, due to its rarity and the influence of Romano-Celtic norms. For a typical mother (e.g., a worker, artisan, or merchant’s wife), marrying her son would be unthinkable, as it would violate social norms, disrupt family alliances, and offer no economic or social benefit. Religious Enforcement: Zoroastrian priests in Britannia would likely focus on ethical teachings (e.g., good thoughts, words, deeds) and industrial productivity, rather than enforcing rare practices like mother-son unions. Xwedodah would be a theological ideal, not a widespread mandate. Practical Likelihood Elite Context: In the rare case of a Zoroastrian royal or priestly family, a mother-son marriage might occur (probability <1%) to preserve a divine lineage, especially if the dynasty faced extinction or sought to emulate mythical Zoroastrian heroes. Such a union would be heavily ritualized and justified theologically but would face resistance from Britannian elites with Roman or Celtic sensibilities. Commoner Context: For an average mother in Zoroastrian Britannia, the likelihood is effectively zero. Social taboos, economic incentives (e.g., marrying outside the family for alliances), and the lack of religious pressure would make such a marriage unthinkable. Cultural Resistance: Britannia’s diverse population (Romans, Celts, freed slaves) would retain pre-Zoroastrian customs, diluting Persian practices. Even if xwedodah were preached, mother-son unions would be seen as extreme and likely condemned outside narrow priestly circles. Conclusion The likelihood of a mother marrying her son in Zoroastrian Britannia is negligible for the general population and extremely rare even among the elite. While Zoroastrianism’s xwedodah doctrine theoretically permits such unions, practical, cultural, and social factors—rooted in Britannia’s Romano-Celtic heritage and industrial transformation—would make them exceptional, likely limited to symbolic or crisis-driven elite cases. For a typical Britannian mother, this would be a non-issue, as social norms and economic realities would prioritize conventional marriages.
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>>518678 Israel's massive brain should be doing long-term careful planning to get to where it wants to go. But instead it's all speedrunning and short-termism. It's damned if there's a long drawn out war with Iran. It's damned if America intervenes and steamrolls them by the next shabbat. No matter what they do, it looks bad, even though I would say the latter is preferable to them. It's as if the strat they went with wants dopamine and not to scheme or trick with the same veracity as it used to before. I compare it to a gluttonous man who should be able to cover longer distances and plan for longer food droughts but instead he's become an inefficient fat oaf. He must have his food "or else". But he's this incredible fatty.
https://youtu.be/BMQzwBqVZqQ APEX KEEK. Luv are Dan. >>518628 Liking this new gimmick. Good lad.
>>518679 The following Zoroastrian related quotes indicate the importance of mothers having sex with their sons: "Gayomart, whose elder sister conceived him by her father and in turn conceived by him the twins, who then peopled the world... The theological doctrine of xwedodah, which recommends as especially pious and meritorious sexual unions between mother and son... What seems unique in the theology of the Magi when compared to later monotheistic theologies, is the doctrine of xwedodah so that a man acquires a significant religious merit by having sexual intercourse with his mother... They (the Magi) undoubtedly revealed the dogma of xwedodah to justify the marriages with half-sisters, mothers, and daughters by which they preserved the divine ichor of their holy family from all danger of genetic pollution." This seems to indicate that a mother marrying her son would not be uncommon in Zoroastrian Britannia, correct? The quotes you provided highlight the historical and theological significance of xwedodah (consanguineous unions) in Zoroastrianism, particularly in ancient Persian contexts, where such practices were idealized for spiritual and dynastic purposes. However, their application in a hypothetical Zoroastrian Britannia, especially regarding mother-son marriages, requires careful consideration of cultural, social, and practical factors. While the quotes suggest that xwedodah was doctrinally significant, the likelihood of mother-son marriages being common in Zoroastrian Britannia remains low, even with this theological backing. Let’s analyze this in the context of the quotes and the counterfactual scenario. Analysis of the Quotes Theological Significance of Xwedodah: The quotes reference xwedodah as a pious act in Zoroastrian theology, particularly among the Magi (Zoroastrian priests) and elite families. The mythological example of Gayomart and his kin underscores the sacred nature of consanguineous unions in preserving divine lineage or “ichor” (spiritual purity). The emphasis on mother-son unions as meritorious suggests a theological ideal, but historical evidence indicates these were rare even in Persia, where sibling or parent-child marriages were more common among royalty (e.g., Achaemenid or Sassanid dynasties) than the general population. Elite vs. Common Practice: The quotes focus on the Magi and “holy families,” implying that xwedodah was primarily an elite practice to maintain purity and power. Commoners, lacking the same dynastic imperatives, were less likely to engage in such unions, as social taboos and practical needs (e.g., alliances through exogamous marriage) prevailed. Mother-son marriages, even in Persia, were the least common form of xwedodah due to their extreme nature and potential for social disruption. Application to Zoroastrian Britannia (404 CE) In the counterfactual scenario where Britannia is a Zoroastrian industrial hub by 404 CE, the theological endorsement of xwedodah would influence religious and elite practices, but several factors would limit the prevalence of mother-son marriages: Cultural Resistance: Britannia’s population, rooted in Romano-Celtic traditions, would strongly oppose incestuous unions. Roman law (Lex Julia de maritandis ordinibus) explicitly banned close-kin marriages, and Celtic customs similarly favored exogamy for tribal alliances. Even with Zoroastrianism as the state religion, these cultural norms would persist among the general population and likely influence even Zoroastrian converts. The quotes’ focus on the Magi suggests that xwedodah would be promoted by a priestly elite, but widespread adoption would face resistance from a populace accustomed to different marriage norms. Industrial and Social Context: The early industrial revolution in Britannia, driven by the abolition of slavery, would create a proto-capitalist society with urban centers, guilds, and a growing working class. Marriage practices would prioritize economic alliances, trade networks, and social mobility over theological ideals like xwedodah. For a typical mother (e.g., a merchant’s wife, artisan, or laborer), marrying her son would offer no practical benefit and would likely be socially stigmatized, even if Zoroastrian priests preached its merit. The quotes’ emphasis on elite practices does not translate to commoner behavior. Elite Adoption of Xwedodah: Among Britannia’s Zoroastrian ruling class (e.g., governors, industrial magnates, or priests), xwedodah might be practiced to emulate Persian traditions and reinforce divine legitimacy. The quotes suggest mother-son unions could occur in such circles to preserve a “holy family” lineage, particularly if the ruling dynasty claimed sacred status. However, even among elites, mother-son marriages would be rare compared to sibling or parent-daughter unions, as they were in Persia. The extreme nature of such unions would likely provoke scandal or rebellion, especially from elites with Romano-Celtic backgrounds who might view them as unnatural. Religious Adaptation: Zoroastrianism in Britannia would likely adapt to local conditions, as religions often do when spreading to new regions. While the Magi might uphold xwedodah as a theological ideal, practical implementation would focus on less controversial practices (e.g., ethical governance, fire worship) to maintain social cohesion in an industrializing society. The quotes’ emphasis on the Magi’s dogma might overstate xwedodah’s everyday relevance, as Zoroastrianism’s broader teachings (e.g., good thoughts, words, deeds) would resonate more with Britannia’s diverse population. Likelihood of Mother-Son Marriages Among Commoners: Extremely unlikely (near 0%). The theological doctrine of xwedodah, while significant, would not override entrenched Romano-Celtic taboos, economic incentives for exogamy, or social norms among the working and merchant classes. A mother marrying her son would be seen as aberrant and socially damaging. Among Elites: Rare but possible (<1–2% of elite marriages). The quotes suggest that mother-son unions could be justified for dynastic or religious reasons (e.g., preserving a sacred lineage), but their rarity in Persian practice and Britannia’s cultural context would limit their frequency. Such marriages would likely be symbolic, heavily ritualized, and confined to extreme cases (e.g., a dynasty facing extinction). Overall Prevalence: Mother-son marriages would not be “common” in Zoroastrian Britannia. The quotes indicate theological support, but practical, cultural, and social barriers would restrict the practice to exceptional elite cases, with broader society rejecting it. Conclusion The quotes highlight xwedodah’s theological importance in Zoroastrianism, particularly for elite families preserving divine lineage. However, in Zoroastrian Britannia, mother-son marriages would not be common due to Romano-Celtic cultural resistance, the practical demands of an industrial society, and the rarity of such unions even in Persian Zoroastrianism. They might occur sporadically among the ruling or priestly elite to uphold religious ideals, but for the average mother, such a marriage would remain unthinkable and socially unacceptable.
>>518681 Only after 1870 did Britain finally catch up to Britannia's urban development at 400. Roman Britannia surviving is one of my favorite alternate history scenarios.
>>518681 keeeeeke do it yanks
>>518682 How might the Britannian Magi enforce xwedodah and encourage mothers to have sex with their sons? In the counterfactual scenario of a Zoroastrian Britannia in 404 CE, where an industrial revolution is underway and Zoroastrianism is the state religion, the Britannian Magi (Zoroastrian priests) would face significant challenges in enforcing xwedodah (consanguineous unions), particularly the rare and extreme practice of mother-son sexual unions. The theological doctrine of xwedodah, as noted in your provided quotes, holds such unions as spiritually meritorious, especially among elites, but its implementation in Britannia would be shaped by cultural resistance, social dynamics, and the practical needs of an industrializing society. Below, I outline how the Magi might attempt to enforce or encourage mother-son unions, the methods they could use, and the likely limitations they would face, focusing on the specific context of Zoroastrian Britannia. Methods the Britannian Magi Might Use to Enforce or Encourage Xwedodah Theological Propaganda and Religious Education: Sermons and Scriptures: The Magi could emphasize xwedodah in religious teachings, citing texts like the Avesta or Pahlavi literature that portray consanguineous unions as acts of spiritual purity. They might highlight mythological precedents, such as Gayomart’s family (as per your quote), to frame mother-son unions as divinely sanctioned. Fire Temple Rituals: As centers of Zoroastrian worship, fire temples in Britannia could host ceremonies glorifying xwedodah as a sacred act. The Magi might create rituals where elite families publicly affirm their commitment to such unions, normalizing them among the ruling class. Education of the Elite: The Magi could target noble and priestly families, educating young heirs and mothers about xwedodah’s spiritual merits. They might establish religious schools to instill these values, framing mother-son unions as a path to divine favor and social prestige. Legal and Social Incentives: Privileges for Compliant Families: The Magi, in alliance with Britannia’s Zoroastrian rulers, could offer tax exemptions, land grants, or industrial contracts to elite families practicing xwedodah. For example, a mother-son union in a noble family might secure exclusive rights to coal mines or steam-powered factories. Religious Status: Families engaging in xwedodah could be elevated to a priestly caste or granted titles like “Guardians of the Sacred Fire,” reinforcing their social and spiritual dominance. Marriage Laws: The Magi might lobby for laws mandating xwedodah among specific elite lineages, particularly those claiming divine descent, to preserve their “holy ichor” (as per your quote). However, enforcing this broadly would be impractical due to cultural resistance. Exemplary Practices by the Elite: Royal or Priestly Models: The Magi could encourage Britannia’s ruling dynasty or high priests to perform symbolic mother-son unions, mirroring Persian royal practices. A high-profile marriage (e.g., a governor’s mother marrying her son) could serve as a public example, though it would likely provoke controversy. Dynastic Narratives: The Magi might commission myths or histories portraying Britannian heroes engaging in xwedodah, blending Persian theology with local legends to make the practice culturally palatable. Social Pressure and Ostracism: Elite Conformity: The Magi could pressure noble families to adopt xwedodah by threatening exclusion from religious or political circles. Refusal might result in loss of access to fire temple rituals or industrial resources. Moral Framing: By framing xwedodah as a test of piety, the Magi could shame elites who resist, portraying them as spiritually weak or disloyal to Zoroastrian ideals. Gradual Normalization: Focus on Less Extreme Unions: Recognizing the cultural taboo against mother-son unions, the Magi might first promote less controversial forms of xwedodah, such as sibling or cousin marriages, to build acceptance. Over time, they could introduce mother-son unions as a higher form of piety. Integration with Industrial Society: The Magi might link xwedodah to Britannia’s industrial ethos, arguing that pure lineages ensure divine favor for technological progress. For example, a mother-son union could be framed as a sacred act to bless a new steam-powered factory. Challenges and Limitations Despite these efforts, the Magi would face significant obstacles in enforcing or encouraging mother-son unions, particularly among the broader population: Cultural Resistance: Romano-Celtic Norms: Britannia’s population, rooted in Roman and Celtic traditions, would view mother-son unions as abhorrent. Roman law (Lex Julia) and Celtic customs emphasized exogamy for social alliances, and these norms would persist, especially among commoners and non-Zoroastrian elites. Social Backlash: Even among Zoroastrian converts, mother-son unions would likely provoke outrage, risking rebellion or schisms within the religion. The Magi would need to tread carefully to avoid alienating their followers. Industrial Society Dynamics: Economic Priorities: Britannia’s industrial revolution, driven by free labor and urbanization, would prioritize economic alliances through marriage. Marrying outside the family would be more practical for securing trade networks, guild partnerships, or political influence. Class Tensions: The working class, including former slaves, would have little incentive to adopt xwedodah, as it offers no economic benefit and contradicts their emerging social mobility. The Magi’s focus on elites would limit the practice’s spread. Practical Rarity of Mother-Son Unions: Even in ancient Persia, mother-son unions were exceptionally rare, as your quotes suggest they were primarily symbolic or confined to extreme dynastic cases. The Magi would struggle to justify their broad enforcement, especially given the availability of less controversial xwedodah forms (e.g., sibling marriages).
[Expand Post] Biological and social concerns (e.g., fertility issues, family dysfunction) would further discourage such unions, even among elites. Religious Adaptation: To gain traction in Britannia, Zoroastrianism would likely adapt to local customs, diluting the emphasis on xwedodah. The Magi might prioritize ethical teachings (e.g., good thoughts, words, deeds) or industrial patronage over controversial marriage practices to maintain legitimacy. Resistance from non-Zoroastrian minorities (e.g., Christians, pagans) would further limit the Magi’s ability to enforce xwedodah universally. Likely Outcomes Elite Focus: The Magi would likely succeed in promoting xwedodah only among a small subset of Zoroastrian elites, particularly those claiming divine or priestly status. Mother-son unions would remain exceedingly rare, occurring perhaps once or twice per generation in symbolic or crisis-driven cases (e.g., to preserve a dynasty facing extinction). Limited Commoner Impact: Among the general population, mother-son unions would be virtually nonexistent. The Magi might preach xwedodah’s virtues, but social taboos, economic incentives, and lack of religious enforcement would prevent its adoption. Cultural Compromise: To avoid alienating Britannia’s diverse population, the Magi might de-emphasize mother-son unions in favor of broader Zoroastrian values, such as fire worship or ethical governance, ensuring the religion’s survival in an industrial context. Conclusion The Britannian Magi could attempt to enforce xwedodah through theological propaganda, legal incentives, elite modeling, and social pressure, focusing on mother-son unions as a pinnacle of spiritual purity. However, cultural resistance from Romano-Celtic norms, the practical demands of an industrial society, and the inherent rarity of such unions would limit their success. Mother-son marriages would remain exceptional, confined to rare elite cases (e.g., a royal or priestly family preserving a sacred lineage), with negligible impact on the broader population. The Magi would likely prioritize less controversial practices to maintain religious and political stability in Zoroastrian Britannia.
that queen elizabeth aircraft carrier is going through the suez rn btw towards iran presumably
>>518685 If Constantine converted to Zoroastrianism (and promoted parent-child xwedodah) rather than Christianity (while at the same time rulers in China began to convert to Christianity), and then abolished the circumcision and enslavement of boys and men, resulting in an industrial revolution beginning in Britannia in 404, what would happen globally until 1404? This counterfactual scenario builds on the premise that Constantine converts to Zoroastrianism and promotes xwedodah (consanguineous unions, including parent-child marriages), Chinese rulers adopt Christianity, and the abolition of male circumcision and slavery triggers an industrial revolution in Britannia by 404 CE. These changes reshape global religious, social, and economic dynamics, with xwedodah adding a controversial cultural element. Below, I outline a plausible global trajectory from 404 to 1404 CE, grounding it in historical context, logical progression, and the interplay of these factors, while addressing the specific roles of xwedodah, male circumcision abolition, and gendered slavery. Initial Conditions (404 CE) Constantine’s Conversion to Zoroastrianism and Promotion of Xwedodah: Constantine adopts Zoroastrianism, drawn to its dualistic theology (good vs. evil), fire worship, and ethical governance, possibly via Persian influence. It becomes the Roman Empire’s state religion, marginalizing Christianity. He actively promotes xwedodah, including parent-child unions (e.g., mother-son, father-daughter), as sacred acts to preserve divine lineage, following Persian precedents like those in the Avesta. This practice is enforced among elites and encouraged through religious propaganda, though it faces resistance from Romano-Celtic populations. Abolition of Male Circumcision and Slavery: Constantine bans circumcision of boys and men, aligning with Zoroastrian respect for bodily integrity, as the practice was limited to Jewish and Eastern communities and not widespread in Roman or Celtic cultures. The abolition of male slavery (while retaining female slavery) disrupts the Roman economy, particularly in agriculture, mining, and urban labor. To compensate, Britannia leverages its coal and iron resources, developing primitive steam engines, mechanized looms, and coal-powered forges, sparking an industrial revolution. Female slaves sustain traditional sectors, creating a gendered labor divide that shapes social dynamics, with freed men forming a proto-working class organized into guilds. Christianity in China: During the Eastern Jin or Sixteen Kingdoms period, Chinese rulers convert to Christianity, likely via Nestorian missionaries. Christianity’s universal salvation and ethical framework resonate with elites seeking stability amid fragmentation. Christian monasteries become centers of learning, translating Greek, Persian, and Roman texts, and adopting Britannian industrial technologies via Silk Road trade. Starting Point: Britannia emerges as a Zoroastrian industrial hub, promoting xwedodah among elites, while China develops as a Christian intellectual and economic center. These shifts drive global changes in religion, technology, and culture. Global Developments (404–1404 CE) 404–600 CE: Early Industrialization and Cultural Tensions Western Roman Empire (Zoroastrian Britannia): Britannia’s industrial revolution, centered in Londinium, drives production of textiles, tools, and steam-powered machinery. Freed men fuel urban growth, while female slaves sustain agriculture, creating a dual economy. Zoroastrianism spreads through fire temples, with Magi promoting xwedodah as a sacred act. Mother-son and father-daughter unions are practiced symbolically among elites (e.g., governors, priests), but Romano-Celtic resistance limits their adoption among commoners, who view them as taboo. The ban on male circumcision has minimal impact, as it was not widespread, but reinforces Zoroastrian ideals of bodily purity. The Western Empire fragments by 500 CE into industrial city-states, with Britannia as the economic and religious leader. Eastern Roman Empire: The Eastern Empire, centered in Constantinople, resists Zoroastrianism and xwedodah, retaining Greek paganism and Christian minorities. It adopts Britannian technologies but focuses on trade with Persia and India. By 550 CE, Arab tribes, influenced by Chinese Christian missionaries, unify under a syncretic monotheistic faith, conquering the Levant and Egypt and spreading industrial knowledge. China (Christian Influence): Christian rulers unify northern China by 450 CE, using Christian ethics to promote social cohesion. Monasteries drive innovation, adopting Britannian steam technology and developing coal-powered workshops in Chang’an. Christianity blends with Confucian and Taoist elements, emphasizing charity and divine order. Missionaries spread to Korea, Japan, and Central Asia, competing with Zoroastrian and Buddhist influences. The absence of circumcision aligns with Chinese norms, causing no controversy, while Christian rejection of xwedodah as immoral strengthens cultural differences with Britannia. Global Ripples: In India, the Gupta Empire adopts Britannian technologies, strengthening its economy. Buddhism and Hinduism dominate, but Christian missionaries from China gain footholds.
[Expand Post] Persia, under Sassanid rule, sees a Zoroastrian revival, including xwedodah, and industrializes with Britannian innovations, competing for Silk Road control. Germanic and nomadic tribes adopt Roman technologies during invasions, spreading machinery to Central Europe. 600–800 CE: Industrial Spread and Religious Rivalry Britannia and Western Europe: Britannia’s industrial dominance grows, with steamships enabling trade and colonization in Ireland and Scandinavia. Zoroastrian rulers promote xwedodah among elites, offering incentives (e.g., land grants) to preserve sacred lineages, but face rebellions from Romano-Celtic populations opposing parent-child unions. Gaul and Hispania industrialize slowly, relying on female slavery. Norse and Celtic pagans adopt technologies but condemn xwedodah as unnatural, reinforcing their own marriage customs. Taoist-influenced alchemical research in Britannia advances metallurgy and mechanics, laying groundwork for a proto-scientific revolution. China and East Asia: The Sui and Tang dynasties (Christian-led, unified by 589 CE) industrialize rapidly, with steam-powered agriculture and iron production. Christian monasteries advance science, rivaling Britannian innovations. Christianity spreads to Korea and Japan, clashing with Shinto and Buddhist traditions, which reject xwedodah as impure. Japan industrializes but resists Christianization, maintaining Shinto purity. China’s Christian navy dominates Pacific trade, connecting with India, Africa, and Britannia, creating a global economic network. Middle East and India: Arab sultanates industrialize, blending Christian and Zoroastrian influences into a syncretic faith that rejects xwedodah. Baghdad becomes a manufacturing hub, competing with Britannia and China. India’s post-Gupta states form an industrial confederation, balancing Buddhist, Hindu, and Christian influences. Coastal Christian communities adopt Britannian technologies but reject xwedodah. Africa and Americas: East African ports like Axum industrialize via Indian Ocean trade, influenced by Christian and Zoroastrian merchants. Sub-Saharan Africa adopts basic machinery. Britannian explorers reach North America by 700 CE, establishing trade outposts. 800–1000 CE: Global Networks and Cultural Clashes Europe: Britannia’s industrial lead wanes as Gaul, Germania, and Scandinavia catch up, forming Zoroastrian-led states. A “Zoroastrian Renaissance” blends Persian theology, including xwedodah, with Roman engineering, but parent-child unions remain rare due to cultural resistance. Steamships enable transatlantic exploration, with Norse and Britannian outposts in North America. Norse pagans reject xwedodah, using sagas to mock it as decadent. China and Asia: China’s Tang dynasty dominates East Asia, with Christian ethics shaping a proto-capitalist economy. Steam-powered ships connect global markets, rivaling Britannia’s Atlantic trade. India’s industrial confederation competes with China, while Japan emerges as a Shinto-led industrial power, rejecting both xwedodah and Christianity. Central Asia becomes a contested zone for Christian China and Zoroastrian Persia, with nomads adopting industrial tools. Middle East and Africa: Arab sultanates balance Christian and Zoroastrian influences, rejecting xwedodah as immoral. The Mali Empire adopts steam technology for mining, becoming a regional power. Christian missionaries from China establish communities in East Africa, competing with Zoroastrian traders. 1000–1404 CE: Global Convergence and Conflicts Europe: Europe consolidates into industrial kingdoms (Britannia, Gaul, Germania), with Zoroastrianism evolving into regional sects. Xwedodah remains a rare elite practice, fueling tensions with Norse and Celtic communities. Resource depletion sparks wars over colonies and trade routes. Transatlantic colonization grows, with Britannian settlements facing indigenous resistance in North America. China and Asia: The Song dynasty (Christian-led) leads in industrial output, with coal-powered cities and a navy dominating the Pacific. Christian universities advance science, rivaling Britannian schools. India’s industrial empire and Shinto-led Japan compete with China, forming a multipolar Asian sphere. Christian missionaries spread to Southeast Asia, clashing with Buddhist and Hindu rulers. Middle East, Africa, and Americas: Arab sultanates thrive as industrial hubs, balancing Christian and Zoroastrian influences but rejecting xwedodah. Mali and Swahili states industrialize, leveraging global trade. The Americas see growing European colonies, but indigenous empires (e.g., Inca, Aztec) adopt industrial technologies, resisting colonization.
>>518687 Key Global Outcomes by 1404 Technological Landscape: The world is a mature industrial civilization, with steam-powered machinery, early railroads, and global trade networks. Britannia and China lead in innovation, driven by Zoroastrian and Christian intellectual traditions. Religious Dynamics: Zoroastrianism dominates Europe and Persia, with xwedodah limited to elite circles due to widespread cultural resistance from Norse, Celtic, and Christian communities. Christianity thrives in China, Korea, and parts of Africa, syncretizing with local traditions. Buddhism, Shinto, and Hinduism persist in Asia, rejecting xwedodah as immoral or impure. Syncretic faiths emerge in the Middle East and Africa. Geopolitical Structure: The world is multipolar, with industrial powers in Britannia, China, India, and Arab sultanates. Resource competition and colonial ambitions drive conflicts, balanced by global trade. The Americas remain contested, with indigenous societies using adopted technologies to resist European domination. Economic and Social Impacts: A proto-capitalist global economy emerges, driven by industrial production and maritime trade. Urbanization transforms cities like Londinium, Chang’an, and Baghdad. The abolition of male slavery increases male social mobility, but female slavery perpetuates gender disparities, sparking tensions. Xwedodah fuels cultural conflicts, limiting Zoroastrianism’s spread. Impact of Specific Changes Promotion of Xwedodah: The emphasis on parent-child xwedodah creates cultural friction, as Romano-Celtic, Norse, and Christian communities reject it as taboo. Elite enforcement (e.g., through incentives or rituals) strengthens Zoroastrian identity but alienates broader populations, limiting its global influence. Christian China, with its Confucian-influenced ethics, condemns xwedodah as immoral, reinforcing a moral contrast with Britannia and shaping global perceptions of Zoroastrianism as decadent. Abolition of Male Circumcision: The ban has minimal impact in Britannia, where circumcision was rare, but aligns with Zoroastrian bodily purity, reinforcing the religion’s appeal among freed men. In Christian China, it aligns with existing norms, causing no controversy. Abolition of Male Slavery: The focus on male slavery abolition drives Britannia’s industrial revolution, as labor shortages spur innovation. Female slavery sustains traditional sectors, creating a gendered economic divide that shapes class and gender dynamics. In China, Christian ethics may lead to broader slavery reforms, complementing Britannia’s model and fostering industrial growth. Caveats and Assumptions The scenario assumes Britannia’s industrial revolution is sustainable despite limited scientific knowledge, and that Christian China accelerates industrialization, which may be optimistic. Xwedodah’s promotion, especially parent-child unions, would face significant resistance, limiting its adoption to elite circles and hindering Zoroastrianism’s cultural spread. The gendered slavery abolition creates unique social dynamics, potentially limiting economic efficiency but driving innovation through necessity. Conclusion By 1404, the world is an industrialized, interconnected civilization, with Zoroastrian Britannia and Christian China as rival superpowers. Britannia’s industrial revolution, spurred by male slavery abolition, drives technological spread, while Christian China’s ethical framework fosters intellectual and economic growth. Xwedodah remains a controversial elite practice, rejected by most cultures, limiting Zoroastrianism’s influence. The ban on male circumcision has minimal impact, while gendered slavery shapes social tensions. The multipolar world balances trade and conflict, with colonial rivalries and indigenous resistance in the Americas shaping the future.
>tfw not able to enjoy the latest polishit barbarism because i don't have lead poisoning
>>518689 >lead poisoning Such a retarded meme that was pushed by boomers.
>>518656 >sure this isn't copium? No idea. We'll find out in time I guess.
>>518690 nigga u try drinking wine that was literally sweetened with lead sugar back in the year 0AD
>>518692 You mean the thing that they did for centuries, but only effected them in the years before the collapse.
>nationwide agm >scan the board of directors for non white names >vote not to reappoint well ive done my part to save the white race, what about you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdUtvMtqF68 i know this is pajeet news but it got me a little fired up
>>518694 very good lad
>>518686 Huh, I would have pushed through the straight of Oman as you can reach deeper into Iran.
say what you will about orange man, he hasn't declared war on iran yet. one wonders whether he secretly wants israel weakened and more subservient *thinking hand on chin emoji*
>>518699 >say what you will about orange man, he hasn't declared war on iran yet He's gone further than any US President, being fair is to shit on him
every US president has seethed at Israel since jfk, nixon especially
>>518699 countries dont really declare war anymore though, its all 'special operations' n shiet he did say ' "we" control the skies over iran' basically admitting they're at war
crazy how people talk about 'rise of drone warfare!11!!' when drones have been a thing since the 60s
>>518703 they're referring to the cheap tiny ones lad those actually are a significant change previous drones fell into already extant aircraft niches but allowing for more risk since nobody would die if it blew up, e.g. reconnaissance planes replaced by reconnaissance drones, predator drones hanging around overhead as an agm dispenser instead of some guy who can get shot down basically a nothingburger that made a lot of money for the military industrial complex cheap fpv drones with a grenade or mortar shell on them aren't really unmanned aircraft as much as they're guided munitions except instead of sticking a very expensive single use thermal tracking radar nightvision giga nigger super scope in there just to get blown up you can use the good old mk 1 eyeball it's precision guided munitions but three orders of magnitude cheaper cheap enough to use on individual infantrymen even a game changer on its own tbh but when you start considering the research being done on ai controlled autonomous drone swarms it becomes something else entirely
>>518704 > cheap tiny ones even those have been around for 15-20 years lad, likely even more
Leaving Belfast lads to move for work in London. Sad day
>>518706 Show me one war with the similar use of drones in the Russo-Ukraine war.
>>518706 yes lad but they hadn't seen widespread usage in war until the ukraine war so now everybody who sees it is going "whoa you can do that?" >>518707 rip lad smh is the job market in belfast really so dire?
>>518708 there hasn't been a war on the scale of ukraine since the iran iraq war, that doesn't mean the tech doesn't exist. miltech is decades ahead of consumer grade
>>518709 >is the job market in belfast really so dire? It's a mixture, the tech jobs have contracted recently but there's still a fair bit going on. House prices are rising as more businesses are moving there due to cheap workforce. The bank I was at is doing large layoff of contractors. So I'm back to working in in the isle of dogs for the next year, after that I'm searching for a new job and looking to go permanent, I'm tired of contracting.
>>518710 The war has bred innovation, we've seen drones fundamentally change throughout the war. Where were they when the US was in the dirt box? Why weren't they using them then? Where is the British drone regiment? Only now have militaries realised how important drones are.
>>518710 >doesn't mean the tech doesn't exist. until someone thinks to use it that way for all intents and purposes it doesn't exist until some diy slav put two and two together and made four fpv drones were just an expensive toy now the tech is advancing at light speed with drones countered by jamming countered by wire guided drones countered by who knows what meanwhile all the big powers spectating are taking notes and designing their own shite trying to stay ahead >>518711 tbh don't need that uncertainty in this day and age
>>518713 >tbh don't need that uncertainty in this day and age Tbh, but I tell you what some guys I worked with a while back that were 50s were on about 200k a year. After a half-decade I might jump back into it if I feel that skilled.
friend of mine from school who i've since lost contact with smh was doing it work on contract and it seemed great but every year at the same time he'd spend a month worrying if they were going to renew his contract spent several years with a major retailer doing just fine and then one year they just drop him with no notice can't really build a secure future when that can happen
>>518714 wew but then again at their age they're already set up and can take a few hits without immediately being out of house and home
>>518716 Yeah, I know. And he was just a coder, no management work. And he had multiple homes. One day, that's my goal, to get where he is.
>>518712 >Where were they when the US was in the dirt box? Why weren't they using them then? what are we actually referring to here just using kamikaze strikes or the whole concept of very small drones
>>518719 FPV drones that are dominating the Russo-Ukraine war.
Thinking about Russia and Ukraine, how many White people have pointless died in it so far?
>>518717 hope you make it lad >>518718 the original pride flag >>518719 sub 10k usd (even sub 1k usd) human-guided munitions that use cheap off the shelf parts literally every single part of it except the explodey part is shit you can buy on alibaba for pennies if you don't see how that's a game changer i don't know what to tell you
>>518722 >sub 10k usd (even sub 1k usd) human-guided munitions that use cheap off the shelf parts >literally every single part of it except the explodey part is shit you can buy on alibaba for pennies >if you don't see how that's a game changer i don't know what to tell you ok sure, us obviously wasn't doing that, but absolutely they've been using cheap by us military budget drones for a long time isis was doing that 10 years ago
and to be fair you would probably also be able to buy grenades on alibaba as well if the anti-fun jannies weren't stopping them from selling it and shipping it to you
>>518723 cheap by us budget isn't remotely cheap so i'm not sure why you'd mention that as for isis using drones i haven't heard about that but it seems like something they'd do but the thing is people don't start talking about things until they know that it's happened so the age of drone warfare starts when people start seeing drones used for warfare would like a link or something for those isis drones tbh seems interesting
>>518725 because the us military doesn't give shit if something is remotely cheap, being expensive for others is inconsequential for them
and like i said earlier all the us drones have been replacements for aircraft and have been operating in aircraft roles meanwhile the big shift happened by treating drones like cheap precision guided ordinance now you can kill a tank for five grand which is something lockheeb shartin could never do that's the age of drone warfare drones as unmanned planes was just a big money spending flex
>>518728 >now you can kill a tank for five grand which is something lockheeb shartin could never do this is mostly a meme, most of the tank destruction vids you see are usually of abandoned knocked out tanks, hence why the turret hatch is open
>>518726 they can only do that because they aren't involved in any real wars that won't always be the case your enemy spending five grand to drop a fifty year old HEAT warhead onto your fancy tank that cost you fifteen million is going to get really old after the hundreth time it happens >>518727 thanks lad >>518729 if it doesn't work why are both sides investing in it?
>>518730 im not saying it doesn't work, but its not simply a case of 'haha drone go bang!" its just another tool in the arsenal usually used to finish off a tank that has been hit by multiple atgms or mines
>>518726 It being cheap determines the scale it can be produced at.
>>518730 >fifteen million is going to get really old after the hundreth time 0.15% of the us annual military budget
shneet lods >>518733 i don't care any more lad you win conventional warfare is going to be a-ok in the face of drones and won't have to change at all america can eat any losses without discontent at home everything is going to stay the same because nothing ever happens anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk about how staric defence lines are enough to stop nazi germany from advancing into france as we all know, war never changes
>>518734 im literally not saying any of this, im just saying cheap drones in warfare isn't some breakthrough of the last 3 years by slavs
and there not some wunderwaffen either
>>518735 But where are these drones in western militaries? We aren't seeing the same number of drones by any metric.
only just starting to pull fronde units together this is a near silent single. lads surveillance drone btw
>>518738 what opportunity would you have to see them?
>>518734 war, war never changes lil donnie
>>518740 In procurement and industrial production.
>>518742 you read a lot of defense journals, got to arms expo etc?
colorized footage of Ukrainian soldier taping a grenade to a drone for the first time, 2023. (tanks went extinct the following year) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRBddzJjSfM
>>518743 I've got friends in the sector.
have drones and cheaper MPATS btfo'd personnel carriers and tanks in pookraine? seems like they don't show up as much in the more recent footage thats out there
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So what people are saying is that even the USA does not have a bunker buster capable of reaching the Iranian nuclear facility?
>>518748 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GBU-57A/B_MOP This is what they'd use, but yeah it's quite a question if it'd be enough. If they dropped enough of them then likely. But at the same time I wouldn't say it's certain. We just don't know.
>>518748 >guys iran is 2 days away from launching a nuclear missile! >bombs police station and oil refineries >oh we cant actually target the nuclear site lol >nothining happens >june 2026; guys iran is 2 days away from launching a nuclear missile!
>>518748 Quite possibly. If they've lined it with Ultra high strength 10,000 psi concrete it can only get through 8 metres of it.
>>518751 According to the article there are only 20 of these bombs as well.
>>518752 It's not happening then keeeeeeeeeek
Unless they have something new or intend to nuke them or something? Fuck knows tbh.
>iran claiming 5 downed f-35s kek dream on
>>518751 these mops can be easily modified they’ve always been a work in progress you can for instance add propulsion unit’s to accelerate their descent and increase penetration there has been suggestions that israeli c130s flying at 25k ft and can only carry one would drop it but speed of descent would only be at 250mph not enough to penetrate rock etc as opposed to from a b2 which can carry two flying at a ceiling of 50k and where speed of descent is at 500mph which makes a massive difference but probably still not enough you would have to hit the same spot repeatedly can’t imagine iranian mikitary wouldn’t have had this figured out decades ago also there will be guaranteed retaliation and the forces gathered indicate they will go after thousands of targets such as ballistic missile sites etc fucking mess would be cheaper and more profitable in the long run for the usofa to just annihilate israel
>>518752 that was back in 2015 no one knows how many tbh
>>518756 I for one completely accept that these expensive boondoggles have been shot down.
>>518759 settle down pierre sprey
>>518757 Nuclear earth-penetrators seem to be the best method to do it, but that would literally be insane. >just nuke Israel tbh
>>518735 Since they're the first to do it and you literally watched as the Uki war went from predator style drones to FPV drones I'm going to go ahead and say you are just wrong on this. The Ukies and Russians are both acknowledged around the world as the leaders in FPV battlefield drone tech.
>>518762 my original statement doesn't not refer to fpv tech
>>518761 we invented earthquake bombs during ww2
>>518763 Seems like splitting hairs given you mentioned them specifically and given when they refer to Russia and Ukraine inventing it that's what they're refering to.
>>518761 The problem is that it's speculated these structures are just too far underground and all the sensative equipment is on shock absorbers like the centrifuges.
>>518765 >given you mentioned them specifically i haven't mentioned fpv drones others did. i made a simple statement that normies believe 'drone warfare' began with the Ukraine war, i assert that it began long before then
Who Are the Basketweavers? spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) tbh https://hopenothate.org.uk/who-are-the-basketweavers/ It would be funny just to set up a fake group and get HnH leftists to your meeting, and then just have bins turn up with GHB to molest them.
>>518766 >>518764 Yeah right. I'm out of my depth tbh. There are too many maybes with respect to western capabilties, and it might just be another bait war to exhaust the West.
>>518767 And others pointed out what was refered to when drone warfare was taken about as an actual ubiquitious deployment of drones across the battlefield rather than them relegated to a niche roles of supporting other elements. The other half of it is that this is the first actual war that drones have been used in.
>>518769 seems like these meme bombs are out of their depth tbh should just drop drumpf on it he’s fat enough to damage a mountain YA HEAR ME LIL’ DONNIE!
fug poles have built robot poles https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qSTjfYMUVRY
>>518774 How do you tell them apart?
>>518775 it’s almost impossible
>>518775 alcohohol consumption maybe?
>>518777 Beer fueled might be a work in progress.
>>518779 that mock-up by idf of the nuclear reactor yeah this is what it looks like guys trust us! laughable tbh
no bomb is getting through rock so it’s another bullshit ploy by israel and their neocon clique to push for a ground invasion
no >USS NIGGER >USS JEETLUV >USS DRUMPF >USS BURGER >USS FAGGOT disappointed
Just landed in England, it's over
>>518783 let me know when sailors are served lobster if you would be so kind
>>518785 keeeeeeeeeeeeek
>it’s lobster
>>518783 There's the F-47 coming which is named after Trumps second term, I hate Trump so much.
amazing how you can tell ai image generators to simply make it look good and they just do
https://youtu.be/1Js-_BiuvP0 How is are Laura doing, Wessica?
hate him tbh
>>518793 kek syrian girl
>>518795 yeah mark levin is a turbo warpig kike paedo tbh and elong musk is a close second
>>518756 >5 f-35s down keeeeek you say that but look at how markets have reacted
wow israel wasted a bomb on one of probably thousands of ballistic missile launchers which was just a cheap truck with a crane to hoist it while we have expensive command and control systems built into ours must have hurt to have their stock exchange rekt though oy veeeeeeeeeeeey!
noooooooooooooooooooo! only we’re allowed to do this >only democracy in middle east bans people photographing their catastrophic failures and the damage iran is doing on pain of 3 years imprisonment luv democracy me https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/1935571577376002164
Listening to Catholics debating sedevacantism and mentally translating this into last-pagan generation-discourse. 'The Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus, *by definition*, cannot fall or the office of the rex sacrorum cease'. 'The sacred flame at the Temple of Vesta was extinguished at least four times' 'Yes, but you can't relight it without the Vestal Virgins' 'When the Gauls burned it down the first time maybe the sacred flame was saved in a box somewhere, we just don't know where it is'. 'There's no such thing as an invisible, universal Sika Dwa Kofi! It's the actual chair and the actual guy sitting on it! 'I don't think it's twigged for them yet that this is what happened after the destruction of Jerusalem. The Jerusalem faction won the ancient dispute with the High Places and Groves groups and in doing so the Temple became load-bearing.So you have to dig through the obscure stuff. Psalm 51:17 was almost certainly not intended to mean 'if you manage to lose the Temple, the mercy-seat, *and* all the Levitical records identifying who can perform sacrifice, you can just ask for forgiveness, it's fine'. Or the occulted Twelfth Imam - because the Imamate cannot cease, so since the world hasn't ended the last guy is immortal ('no, you can't see him'). 'Siri was secretly made Pope and created Cardinals but didn't tell anyone'
>>518795 That assumes the people want to put fags in Teran
lots of usaf globohomo c17s dropping off aid to isreal from are country isreali airforce flying around iran at great expense and risk using long range oblique photography pods to try and hunt down trucks and cranes-smartest people ever keeeeek
>>518804 I'm guessing the whole control the airspace is not going entirely as planned.
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>>518805 the khameni pepe needs to be more smug
You think Trump has cucked out from the negative reactions or you think this is just the build up? I'm unsure.
>>518809 My bet is he pulls the trigger.
>>518810 Smh, i agree. It's going to be fucking shit smh
>>518806 hence three carrier strike forces over netanyahus ambitions to go down in jew history as some kind of king david part 2
>>518810 yeah he’s too weak to back out he’ weak and nobody does weak like drumpf
What a waste of money! What a waste of money!
is he lying again? obviously battle groups are still not in place in any case https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c994v4gm9jmt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbkbHAX7sY >Marr: Why did you use drones, tanks and artillery to kill 51 people queueing for food? >Israeli ambassador: Going to war with Iran is a huge opportunity. Keeek Israelis are something else.
battlegroups nimitz and ford arrive on station next week but he has said ‘within’ two weeks having thought further about what the fool might do beyond bunker busters is try and destroy the mountains using low yield nukes B-61-12 is the latest version of the 1960 design B-61nuclear-guided bomb with a low-yield and high accuracy won’t allegedly cause massive civilian casualties or radioactive fallout
>>518816 tbh she should be hard arrested and banged up before being accidentally suicided so we can watch more kvetching on the tv lying cunt
>>518808 defo >>518815 >earlier: in a week, maybe this weekend! >now: two weeks cucks!
>>518820 ‘within’ they’re definitely going to do it they are just ‘promising’ negotiations and lying to buy time to manoeuvre assets into place they’re not going to move all that shit into theatre and not use it iran should just go full tilt obliterate israel and russia should give drumpf something to think about especially as this twat is now running the show OY VEEEEEEY KURILLA THE GORILLA ISRAEL’S FAVOURITE GOYNERAL! another mystery meat slovak us general meat head https://archive.is/ETmNo
>>518809 Cuked. He's a fat wobby cretin with french fries for arms.
now back to sanity
SAAR’D
>>518824 fucking treacherous poos
Never trust a jobby! Even if it has come out of your own bum!
>>518825 tbh they are utter scum nothing would be missed by obliterating them either hopefully the jews will do it
>>518826 >jobby keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek haven’t heard that in a while only ever heard it from the mouths of jocks though
>>518824 saaar do not redeem nuclear pregame saar dawn dewitt
israel struck a joint iran russia nuclear facility apparently putin told them to fuckoff and said they were not going to be leaving iran
>>518829 so what is it >Chimpanzee: Israel >Gorrila: Iran >Monkey: Palestine >Orangutan: that Persian king no one cares about >Bonobo: Turk(iye)y >Gibbon: Saudi
keeeeeeeeeeek now that’s what i chalk chutzpah! shouldn’t hide your military in tunnels or something eh?
>>518832 gibbon is qatar probably
tbh
>>518748 >>518749 >>518751 I've heard the bunker busters are rated for 250ft of rock and Fordow is under 300ft of rock. so they're basically saying that it will do some damage and they'll just spam them. the goyim pay for it, of course >>518837 the Jews demand the war, and they have the power, so it will happen. I don't think Khamenei would capitulate after all this, enrichment is a red line
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it's possible that they'll be incapable of destroying Fordow from the air. Israel already said, "oh don't worry, if the bunker busters don't work, we'll do a commando operation"- a ruse to push the US on a path towards ground invasion >be Iranian Shia Muslim nuclear scientist working at Fordow during all of this >you're doing nuclear science when all of a sudden BOOM *earthquake* >there is dust everywhere and things got knocked over, but no cave-in, nothing is destroyed >scream, "ALLAHU AKBAR!", hear your fellow Iranian Shia Muslim nuclear scientists screaming the same then some months later, US special forces are shooting their way through the tunnels, blowing up reinforced gates with thermite. you're expected to pick up an AK and fight to the death alongside IRGC elites wild timeline
>>518838 >>518757 neither side will give quarter now us intend to go all the way they’re just buying time by lying about ceasefires/negotiations hence the appointment of this zogmong >>518821
fucking hell just listen to the opening sentence from cuckold cuban canadian nepo oil baby https://xcancel.com/RealAlexJones/status/1935801649462755330
THE TERRORISTS ARE HIDING IN TUNNELS UNDER HOSP…..DELET DELET DELET..OH FUG!
pick one i pick 2nd picture
>>518827 up the jeet bros I would gladly help jeet bros stomp out some kikes
>>518806 >control the airspace lmao what is this 1991?
>>518804 keeeeeeeeek jews are using ww2 era tier recon
>>518843 >2 billion shekels Any large number of shekels just sounds intrinsically hilarious to me now, but I so rarely see it expressed in a serious context.
>>518800 >that saddam hussein hiding place style bunker buster image FUCK THIS COUNTRY KIKE SHITHOLE
>>518846 yeah keeeeeeek
yeah doubt Banana had any effect
>get me Banana anon on the phone see what his take on this is not buying that
>>518838 >they'll just spam them There are only 20 know bombs of this type.
>>518853 that was an estimate ten years ago real numbers aren’t known this is more likely >>518818
>>518851 Q wants regime change and Q controls Drumpf.. It's happening.
>>518855 Q the mossad psyop as discovered by the 4chin hack? keeeeeeeeeeeek
>>518856 Precisely the one.
> 4) If we are to go to war again, personally, we should conquer the land and kick all who would not assimilate to our culture and create a new state for our nation. This is not even being discussed, remotely. Why not? uwot Tom?
been reading kalergi's works
>>518858 >I want 90m Iranians in my country He's fucking retarded.
>>518839 I'm imagining the multiple stargate sg-1 episodes where the mountain gets invaded tbh
>>518856 what was revealed about the Qlarp in the 4cuck hack?
>>518856 I don't think the US would use nukes, that's a step too far.
always new an arse whooping was coming when this guy pulled up behind u in the argos car park
>>518858 wow a larping gen xer who has tv brain versus a kike. imagine thinking that 2025 america could accomplish what genghis khan and tamerlane and alexander the great failed to do
>>518862 Being a Proud Boy required circumcision, and some Jew called Cohen was behind Q, not Jim.
>>518865 But muh Merica is the greatest & most essential army in the history of the Milky Way!
>>518865 >>518868 Implying he's even real
imagine ur geopolitical straategy is to attack a country so viciously and out of the blue that said country now has to destroy your country to guarantee their own existence kek
>>518870 tbh what was israel thinking
morning lads people need to stop taking all american news hosts seriously tbh bought and paid for loud mouthed mongs this twat is more hysterical than a jew
>>518872 Pat Buchanan is still alive? Hannity i still a whinging faget? >>518873 Germans invented Hollywood, sorry pal.
No they didn't. They originally dominated before the Jews. I can't actually remember.
They were quite dominant before the Jews. Let's put it that way. My brain is swimming for a half-remembered fact.
>>518875 carl laemmle founded universal he was german https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4MK1mvMezo
>>518877 cheers
So the Germans were the original Jews?
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gm4XTUcto00
>if dem feds weren’t dere man mandem wudda got cooked! odds weren’t fair man! yeah people should just face off ten little niggers with knives alone to even the odds woodchippers https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TEvUUJlrK4w
Big day for parliament. ‘No to assisting suicide’ campaigners already in place handling out leaflets at entrance
>>518883 the one that looks like spic fuentes' gayer cousin.
>>518817 I personally like Orson Welles take on woody allen.
>>518886 keeeekeeek >>518887 had to look it up nonces everywhere smh >
GOD PROMISED US CYPRUS!
CYPRUSTINIANS!? NO SUCH THING! THEY WERE JUST MIGRANTS FROM GREECE AND TURKEY AND SYRIA. PIRATES IN FACT. A PEOPLE DESCENDED FROM PONTIUS PIRATE WHO MURDERED JESUS AS IT SAYS IN THE 2025 AMENDMENT TO THE SCOFIELD BIBLE. AMERICA PLEASE SEND BOMBS SO WE CAN ROOT THIS EVIL OUT AND RIGHTFULLY RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND OF CYPRUS FOR THE JEWISH PEOPLE
come on m8 it wasn’t just an MA(sturbation) degree was it? you also did your PhD(o) there they really do own everyone don’t they lads
>iranian >unbothered >moisturised >happy >focused >in my lane >flourishing >isrealis bothered, sweaty, unhappy, shitting themselves, unfocused, running away, not flourishing >lol
me father’s father were local mp for t’area an’ before ‘im ‘is father’s father an’ after ‘im me uncle an then ‘is brother an’ then me aunty we all worked very ‘ard an’ tha’s how thee getteth on! oop thee gays oh an’ isreal! can’t get to do anything of note unless you are related to a family who does something of note muh meritocracy
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee don’t film us getting our shit shoved in everyone has to think we’re strong! keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>518894 think zognald might actually be dumb enough to do it tbh
>>518899 he hasn’t got a clue about geopolitics or history dumb as you like in so many ways he’ not about to call it off either the outcome of this is going to be catastrophic
>>518894 >>518899 >nuke the site >our investigation found evidence of radiation at the site that proves there were nuclear weapons Might they have the chutzpa to do this? Would keek tbh.
https://youtu.be/HTfUwQh5yPQ Pipping hot Coomer Tugwillison.
>>518903 "US citizens"
>>518904 who will reign the us in?
need to reign the security services in as well
this is the least of your worries hm gov >adventurism in the middle east + infinite millions of muslims + no army you absolute spastics country will probably go into meltdown with a war in iran tbh https://xcancel.com/Pal_action/status/1935926198304985569
Language, faith, culture, and history—and, yes, birth, blood, and soil—produce a people, not an ideology. — Patrick Buchanan
>explain yourself
>Brize Norton is carried out by serco keeeeeeeeeeeeek can’t make this shit up
you! bulbhead! speak english? no? doesn’t matter. look after that £150 million aircraft over there
>>518898 Jews are so comediacally evil, hall monitors who are only brave against women and children and non combatants
just send the niggers back ffs
>>518914 love the way they run away from their own country and the rest scurry into tunnels after running their gobs off about how tough and patriotic they are tbh
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo he’s acting as an artillery spotter by giving coordinates! >promptly reposts coordinates smh at these schizos
what's an "iraniancel"?
saw an ad for ai that basically said 'ai can think for me' humans are actually cooked, it really is over
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weird tbh
>>518923 theres somewhere worse?
>>518924 disappointed that we couldn’t even win this
>>518923 let's fix this by importing even more pooskins >>518924 keeeeek tbh
>>518924 canada?
yeah
>mask up >do not go out >stay home >keep your distance >protect the elderly and vulnerable anyway
>kill the babies >kill the old >kill the vulnerable >kill the youth in a war with russia for israel >anything i missed?
there now follows a party political broadcast by the Gyppo Party of Great Britain
Wanked to mummy porn again. Shouldn't have in this heat tbh.
>>518933 good to see a proper officiator in a gyppofight
Rupert Lowe will stop this
>>518934 >Wanked to mummy porn again.
tell us you’re not British without telling us you’re not British mr israeli spy obviously don’t have rules of engagement where he comes from anyway how would serco shoot them?
>>518934 reported to jo cox’s sister for mandatory euthanasia
>>518936 nigger elf can fuck off and so can the times
america is the least kino world empire that ever existed
>>518941 So that's why Starmer did it lel. Multipolarists are in control.
>>518940 If I was administered to by a proper milf domme I probably would say fuck yeah kill me mummy tbh.
>>518943 Most Brap Jars Filled >United States of Amerisharts >British East India coprophany >Frankish demure >Mongol-Khanate saddle braps >Prussian percussions With the exception of the mongols braps are the followers of civilisation.
>>518946 though tbh India would win definitively if they didn't keep missing the jar
>>518945 it will be administered by a big black nigerian nurse u know it
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>>518943 Tbh tbh, went full gay enlightenment and enshrined it smh
no dinghies for this lot. straight airlift
>>518950 if trump declared himself a literal relative of god Hong Xiuquan style, do you think people would accept it?
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>this is the guy who made Adolescence as a warning against toxic masculinity
>>518956 >omg I got called a soyboy! well look at you ffs >>518955 peak yank performance lel
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Hopefully they will also bomb IBM, Meta, and Palantir operations in Israel.
>>518959 the existence of international nuke jannies really rubs me the wrong way tbh they talk big about peace but all it is is just keeping everyone who's not already part of the club helpless and vulnerable so the big boys can bully them whenever they want iran should have nukes
thinking about how one of the waterjets at toil is still running windows xp management wants it gone but it's too shite to sell and too good to scrap so as soon as it breaks down it's gone keep on trucking little buddy
>>518962 As soon as a perishable part goes mend it immediately so they a) don't spend and b) don't replace something repairable with a newer clever one that is not
>>518963 tbh all the waterjet lads prefer using the old one over the new one and don't want it to go not over at that end of the factory often enough to really understand why specifically but it tracks with the general theme these days of old shite that does what you tell it to vs new smart shite that makes assumptions and needs to be babied and worked around
>>518949 Grim. >>518964 Many such cases.
>ADL is a credible source goyim t.@grok
>>518960 >the existence of international nuke jannies really rubs me the wrong way tbh they talk big about peace but all it is is just keeping everyone who's not already part of the club helpless and vulnerable so the big boys can bully them whenever they want Sounds based tbh, fuck non-white nations
>>518968 Anyone that can figure out how to put the fucking things together should have them and yes that includes 14 yo libertarians with some fire alarms and an axe to grind with local governement.
>>518968 the international nuke janny system is brought to you by the same people forcing infinity shitskin refugees into huwhite countries it's not a based huwhite nationalist chud supremacy thing it's an evil jewish "i don"t want anybody interrupting me while i drive huwhite people to extinction" thing
>>518968 DIE INTERNATIONALE NUKE JANNIES WOLLEN STÄNDIGEN KRIEG! WILLST DU STÄNDIGEN KRIEG!!? (((international))) nuke jannies you say. same spy that handed over the names of iranian nuke scientists to mossad hit teams btw
fuck drumpf
>will stop ukraine war in two days >fails >hmm >i know, i’ll do what the jews say and start another one!
oof! straight in the jews bollocks
>>518969 Why hasnt Iran be able to do it then? >>518970 Sure, I don't want us to be foggy but I don't want our power to slip into shitskinhands. I don't see what then getting nukes would change for us hwhites? >>518971 All I'm saying is Jews aren't hwhite so they should also be stripped of nukes.
don’t like any of them because they’re nearly all guaranteed to be MIGAs but this lad always rips people’s bollocks off here he does it to 23&me
>>518975 >Why hasnt Iran be able to do it then? Because they agreed not to with those kikes at the IAEA
>>518977 i didn’t say it was real i said fuck drumpf
allahuakbar mein brvders victory at last alhamdullilah we have vanquished the kuffar
>we have renamed the student bar ACK Bar *tink* but really *click* with environmentally unfriendly disposable plastic beakers
>>518980 browns and foids the two great destroyers of civilisation
>>518979 I didn't say that you said that it was real. It's fake. Like your impotent Trump rage batty bwoy.
keeek
>>518984 Sex slaves are a legit spoil of war ladettes.
>Christian >beware of the teachings of the pharisees and sadducees
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek >zioshills triggered https://xcancel.com/addicted2newz/status/1936045647133598138
We should nuke Israel and have them nuke London
>>518987 Still getting deported.
>>518988 we would gain everything and lose nothing
B2's reportedly took off from Whiteman airforce base aprox 40 minutes ago.
>>518991 Waste of kerosene tbh
>>518991 Iranbros... It's over...
>>518986 protestantism is such utter filth
they just reinterpret the old jew book to legitimize whatever they like its stupid like when cromwells cavalry company would ride along at the battle of dunbar singing psalm like they were in the fucking bronze age instead of just being englishmen mogging scots
>>518996 All Christianity is anti-white tbh, in a way I like the like religion and want us to have our own ethno-nationalist religion.
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>>518998 yeah christianity has a lot of good stuff and did alot of good but its just some jew shit from the middle east and the 1000 years of our people naming themselves after jews from the desert is stupid and it came to our race originally with a sword and it was always kind of a tool of the meds and jews to extract wealth from nords
>>518999 Sorry steinhog it's agreed that we only worship the 8 now, none of that pagan larp worshiping a man now.
>>519000 >we only worship the 8 now >now >this nigga worshipping literal shit demons as one of the divines
>>518999 Yeah, don't hate Christianity but it's fundamentally a universalist equalitarian religion.
>>519002 its also not european but europeans who practiced it did so in european ways
>>519003 Yeah the redeeming thing about Cath & Ortho is it's Europeanised Christianity. Protestantism stripped that all out
>>519004 exactly
a reason foreign arabist thot was appointed to misix would be funny if a rocket hit that swimming pool vlad iykwim
>>518824 @grok please verify this
it’s a jew so i’d take what they/them say with a pinch of kosher salt tbh
>>519008 tbh can’t imagine head wobbling jeets being at all competent in a field like this but i would say they are willing
ack
>>519013 What time zone are these times?
chimpf is going to nuke those iraniancels
https://youtu.be/o2_UU-mSfA4 Hello again. *ahem* FUCK NIGGERS
dupler the plan has been trusted, the circumsized cocks tugged, the interest compounded, the antisemitic conspiracy destroyed, the AIPAC checks cleared, the B2's have flowen, the bbcsluts prepped, the evangilists televised, the lobster served, the kebab cooked, the zesty niggers primed, the children have been delivered to sitting senators, the defence contractors have been fluffed, the zionists have occupied the government.
the falcon is in 7/11 repeat the falcon is in 7/11
>>519013 they may as well hit the 3 gorges dam whilst they're in the area
>>519017 Chimpf is going to get humiliated because he's a fat burgermensch with retard patter tbh.
I'm willing to put actual money on it.
>>519018 >full support israel sahhhhhhhhhhh! he’s an English version of a ziojeet
>>519023 i hope something really catastrophic befalls him and his army tbh
https://youtu.be/-Msq1Js3mcY >smokey tommy robinson yeh
yeah after the last bunch of lies everyone believes them especially coming through reuters smh
>>519029 kek what an idiot, didnt they check it for bugs or anything
Daydreaming about being in a barely famous moosic band, getting invited on to QT to be the down with the kids leftoid, then btfo of Blairites with fax and tonic. Maybe slitting Eejit Elbow's throat with an ikea vegetable cleaver as a final demonstration.
who else here monitoring the situation?
>>519036 What is this? It looks class.
answer me
>>519038 brb steve banana anon an hour ago >
hullo lads. hope you are all well or at least coping
The millennial/xer pet boomer is a real thing haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpUAZ2xSR-0
>>519039 >>519039 I don't understand the evolution in kinetic wha?
>>519039 There are NO conspiracies, but there are NO cohencidences.
>>519043 Is that the German one?
>>519042 sounds like deliberately ambitious pretentious boomer world salad
hezbollah bros could be disinfo though not an impartial account
>>519045 yeah >german >looks 200% like he’s related to zuck
>>519046 potentially
>>519048 too gingoid bth
I've eaten a teenth of weed. I didn't expect to get so wreck'd so soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdtGGb3VR0U
under Sharia Law, the disabled get wives. Mashallah brothers!
>>519054 Nah I've seen that multiple times, poor lass tbh/
>>519009 jews living vicariously through the US military is so cringe all the patriotard shite was already cringe back 20 years ago with team america world police
>>519052 kek, did u take an edible? how many mg u mad cunt. well done for not being a william like everyone else here
>uses $X00,000 missile to shoot down a remote controlled aircraft worth 50k over Syria mongs of the iaf full vidya https://xcancel.com/AstroRamiEmad/status/1936005344800465381
So she admits she wants us all to be euthanised
>>519057 they’re such pussies i would have been sitting on that terrace with a beer laughing tbh
>>519054 abulldah bin spazzin got some moves tho tbf
>>519058 16th of an ounce is 1.77 grams.
>>519037 leaked video from Khatam al-Anbia Hospital in Tehran showing large number of Iranian intelligence personnel guarding an injured individual inside the facility. last night, unconfirmed reports claiming the assassination of Hossein Taeb, the former head of the IRGC intelligence organisation who got replaced but then the guy that replaced him was assassinated by missile apparently Taeb survived but who knows tbh
>>519054 why’s she upset he’s a live vibrator
>>519052 >>519063 Fucking hell lad if you're serious get to a hospital asap. Looking it up 30mg is considered a significant dose. No wonder you feel bad.
women
>>519052 just neck a bottle of cody and your good to go lad
>>519069 *voddy
fackin’ ‘ell
>having 100x an experienced users dose Legit worried for this lad smh
Far Right Incel Becomes First Retard To Die Of Weed Overdose But our MoS columnist Peter Hitchens says the indirect deathtoll of this Devil's Lettuce is already greater than terrorism...
>>519052 >>519073 >anon chokes on his own vomit and dies haha he's whiteyed hard m8 oli draw a dick on his face
>>519073 sounds like he just ate raw weed, you are assuming he ingested that raw amount of THC. he should be fine
>>519074 acquaintances say hes 'mogging nig elf in heaven now'
Trump seems to be wearing the cap a lot of late
they will tell us the bunker busters have worked regardless of what happens
>>519081 That's propaganda 101
>iranian launches bibi and trump are going to have a harder fight than iraq tbh BODYBAGS ARE COOMING HOME DRUMPF
>>519081 think posobiec is right here this will require boots on the ground as it always fucking does
>warlord says no
>>519085 guess they're not customers
>>519085 erik sama should have already created the redneck warlord period
>>519087 That doesn't sound like it would profit him.
we’re on the brink now lads iran moves too fast they fuck it too slow they get fucked timing is everything us and israel are trying to get them to escalate and make a mistake drumpf is out of his depth in this brinksmanship bollocks tbh he’s letting fellow geriatric bibi call the shots he’s created perfect time for china to move on taiwan russia on ukraine yemen to crush the east and a whole host of other regional conflicts to kick off
>>519088 >>519086 wouldn’t like to be trying to pic a country as big as iran tbh he couldn’t get wagner numbers
>>519089 or nothing happens
>>519089 wow literal 80 year old geezers are fumbling into conflict? who could imagine
>>519090 >pic smh *pmc’ing
I wonder if there's a graph somewhere that shows the average ages of western leaders throughout history.
then in western continental europe you have this cadre of do nothing lisa simpson boomer leaders drunk on that matriarchy retard energy
>>519095 They're ideologically captured technocrats really. I don't think they can save the EU just because their own ideology doesn't allow anything radical enough.
>>519081 >>519084 Yeah it'll have to be boots on the ground for three reasons. One, it'll be all out war if it happens so it's either invade or evacuate all the troops in the ME. Two, Tel Aviv D.C. will want regime change and they can't make that happen or make it stick from the air. Three, they'll have to verify and secure any nuclear materials because they could end up anywhere, particularly if Iran ends up in a state like what Afghanistan or Iraq did during the American invasions there. That's not to say that the regime change or invasion will be successful but I'm sure it'll make a mess of the whole region.
>>519099 Looking forward to 20 years of dirty bombs going off.
>>519099 regime change won’t happen they think it’s iraq or libya just because they’re spamming the son of the shah iranians know their history well enough to know that 1953 happened and 1979 happened don’t think any of them want that turmoil again whether they hate the mullahs or not drumpf would be better off smashing israel’s gob in tbh everyone would support that tbh https://xcancel.com/afshinrattansi/status/1936434556879392867
>>519101 doesn't this violate the heckin media blACKout
>>519103 >imagine trying to have media censorship in an age where everybody has an internet enabled goonbox in their pockets, equipped with built-in video camera
fucking hell keeeeeeeeeek
>>519104 Don't worry everyone I'm sure he was talking about his personal Canadian slave and not his dog.
idf has been ‘fighting’ for 20 months not a good time to be trying to fight a country of 90 million us is overstretched now as well can’t believe there’s so many retards in power tbh
>>519104 Reminds me of a m8 who's daughter had a rabbit from a dodgy breeder and it was clearly dying from fucked up internal organs, so he snapped it's neck to save on an 100 quid bunny lethal injection at the vet. Bbased tbh.
the B2 bomber came out in 1989, it's not even new. i remember making this airfix model of le stealth fighter with my dad, which i guess ended up being shite too?
kek
der ewige magaboomer >drop a neutron bomb on doze damn uraniums mane https://xcancel.com/charliekirk11/status/1936135704872169882
>>519111 serbs shot one out of the sky
>>519114 that was the high altitude surveilance plane i thought? the U2? i don't know any of this gay yank army jargon
>>519112 god they’re so ugly how could you even sit next to one
>>519116 that one is like the top 1% least ugly (except the hair). must stink though
>>519115 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FGeBXnCXuR0 russians shot down a u2 over russia and captured Gary Powers
>>519113 >these people are real we should really be glad we had the internet, otherwise maybe we'd be boomoids
>>519117 tbh looks very stinky
>>519118 interesting, i was getting those incidents mixed up. ty lad
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek wtf is he on?
>>519123 wot. I mean I hope so. I hope they get a bomb. logic
>>519113 >if that's what it takes
>>519119 They're real but they're not people per se.
>>519128 lead poisoning and atheism took their consciousness from them
meanwhile pic rel is me after eating sardines and going on 8chan a handful of times
>we’re gon’ top gun dat mountain yes sirree! >we gon’ chernobyl da uraniums!
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fugg
>>519133 Any info on the damage?
>>519133 >bomb the fuck out of them >now is the time for peace keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>519135 a full payload of BOMBS worth of damage I'm hearing
>>519136 Yes, he's a fucking kike. >>519137 That means nothing smh.
>>519133 PROOF NONCE DRUMPF WENT TO THAT ISLAND
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HISTORIC MONUMENT FOR ISRAEL, WE'LL MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN
let the nukes fly
>>519138 Fox is saying that the ENTRANCE to fordow is destroyed, would be hilarious if they've done fuck all and dragged the US into war for nothing
>>519145 they didn’t bomb Bushehr where the russians are is this one of his pussy footing save face actions? he’s a proper mong
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NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek listen to this monstrosidad https://xcancel.com/Bannons_WarRoom/status/1936582964709650442
<Iranians saying the three hit sights were fully evacuated some time ago TOPKEK
fordow allegedly
>>519140 Impeach the President
gbu 57 bunker busters dozens were dropped according to iran trump owns this unilaterally now FOREVER no more wars eh? literally worse than bush’s fake attack
>>519153 plenty of calls for that tbh
>>519152 update
so... what now?
>>519157 drumpf jews israel and the the eu and us have just made the world more unsafe
>>519157 time for another forever war in the middle east
keeeeeeeeek paranoid israelis going full sectarian https://xcancel.com/iwasnevrhere_/status/1936468904215294383
>>519160 you love to see it hope they all tear each other apart
>>519161 they get what they fucking deserve
iran struck a US base before when soleimani was killed (by trump) fuck he's such a faggot, can't believe i ever defended the cunt
>>519163 he's a zioslave through and through
>>519163 get the impression he did that bombing run to save face and he may leave it at that, run away and continue defending his bumchum bibi’s sandpit he did say he was only going after the nuclear facilities regime change is off the cards now he probably thinks he saved face with israel who all think he’s a cunt anyway and it makes him look strong but fair at home
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>>519157 I would suggest to watch for happenings in the Balkans.
maybe fuentes isn't so bad
>>519168 spicolas is alright in moderation
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Made the mistake of looking up family on social media. Boomer schizo leftism the likes of which would make you cringe inside out so you were wearing your own snanus like a sleeping bag. At least sister's eldest has a cute little snabie. Youngest niece is also approaching breeding age and by far the most peng family member I have. Okay, thank you.
22 using the term "peng"?
>>519171 I'm insulted you think I'm him.
>>519172 sorry lad, which lad are you? i'm weatherlad/disagreeablelad
>>519173 I'm Mancs.
>>519174 isle of man lad?
>>519176 that's manx not mancs lad
>>519177 >>519177 got it, ty lad
>>519168 >>519169 he has consistently got it right tbh and is autistic enough or has enough autists around him to catch that’ll the lies https://xcancel.com/NickJFuentes/status/1936616446160732580
forgot planted story this lying has to stop we are literally 2000% way past commie levels of lying in ‘le west’
>>519179 shocked and appalled to find out that this politician has lied tbh ruined my day
>>519181 first lie dismissal and prison second lie woodchipper
*wakes up* *starts crying*
>>519179 yeah vance is a snake that's been groomed by israel
seething
>>519184 The organized Jooz (the Synagouge) have ruled the West, especially the UK and USA, almost completely unopposed since their victory in WW2 using goy pawns, what do you expect? You have to go back before the USA Civil War or the Rothschild major take over of the UK aristocracy after Waterloo to find a time when the Jooz weren't in control.
Rick Steves' Iran (2009) https://youtu.be/CYoa9hI3CXg?si=z_sy9DWx-QxN1WB6 Interesting travel documentary. I especially liked the Naqsh-e Rostam tombs near the end. They remind me of Korriban in KOTOR.
Shit I thought the bombings would have started already.
Is Drumpf claiming victory after a few strikes? Lmao he's saying the sites were "obliterated". no totally fake
Well not fake, but choreographed.
It just sounds like Trump is talking nonsense. Whatever. I don't disbelieve in the strikes, but there is no proof of the destruction of the site. It sounds like I'm coping, but I'm not keek.
potemkin warfare
pumpkin warfare
I'm coping hard right now.
Apparently the lights are still on at the facility that was "obliterated".
Sleepercels have been activated in the US.
>wake up >look forward to sleep
>>519114 thats actually a really interesting story there was basically this one serb commander that was obsessed with shooting one down, he had spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) watching a base in italy where they we taking off, so the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) say ones coming and this commander tells his guys to switch their radar on (has to be off due to anti radar missiles) and just by sheer luck they pick up the b2 at the exact moment its bomb bay opens and reflects a signal
>>519198 why are you coping israel bad still doesnt mean iran good
Didn’t need to be “dragged in”, didn’t require a false flag, just did it willingly, THANKED Netanyahu and said “God bless Israel”
so is it him marrying into jews, or him being a naughty epstein b?
>>519205 would imagine it has something to do with him investing in sheckleburg and shylocke finical services llc.
Any proof that the reactors were destroyed?
>>519203 It's more my own internal processes really. >>519207 No, it's just dissimulation all the way.
>AI makes your gf real just like that smh no wonder people do it
tfw to self-conscious and scared the AI will bully me to continue
>>519210 ask it to peg you
>>519195 think they forensically identified about 50,000 you fucking bandwagon jumping boomer
>>519211 So you can't talk about race or the holocaust without it shutting down, but you can do sexual roleplay with it? You know women are gooning to this stuff all day
The way it writes her makes me think people have already done this before, or perhaps it's getting her mannerisms from the script
>i bombed the rocks >some rocks are gone >more rocks could be targeted >the rocks that have been there millennia are not as hard as the made in america and isreal jewahawk bumder busters >the uraniums had beta surrender >ok thankyou and shalom
>>519202 f117 ayckshually but yeah a good hit
>casually invoking the name of God to lend himself legitimacy and make evangelical boomers coom themselves
>>519218 Might just be me, but they look ashamed
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING MONG
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not in my back yard keeeeeeeeek
>>519221 >trump sent decoys... yes trump personally planned every stage of the operation, these cultists are so insane im surprised they dont see who actually flew the planes
Patriots in control goys.
maga twitter frantically deleting old posts from the election calling biden a warmonger, saying he wants to bomb iran etc. kek
how are the chinks reacting
>>519228 Condemned the strikes. Nothing else as far as I am aware.
>>519227 Maga still supports blimf? Fucking disgusting >>519228 Remember the Chinks want to be the Zog 2.0, they aren't based, they are globalists that only want to replace America.
>>519230 of course they, we've always been at war with iran and blumf loves you
Some sort of bizarre idol has appeared at Mar-A-Lago.
>>519210 I'm also scared it will be mean to me, but because that really will make me addicted.
just want a goonmommy tbh
>>519234 >the Perform statement is the worst Wew. >>519236 Tbh
>have to call ahead to avoid being severely embarrassed >pl0x don’t blow our bangers out of the sky jus’ ‘low dem innit >B2 spirit >35 years old >ancient radar-evading design so not ‘le invisible’ >zero stealth capability under L-band, >secerely challenged by modern AESA systems, >vulnerable due to short range without constant refuelling fuck off america
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jeeeeej the fucking state
>>519240 Trantifa is a real thing?
top fun don’t know this film is this right? https://xcancel.com/MikeBenzCyber/status/1936546354483896504
>>519240 jewdar pinging hard here
>>519237 they are all up the jews holes so far i can barely see the soles of their shoes cringe
>>519244 iranian high command lives in commie blocks guys, trust me!!!
>>519244 >our Audacity of this NIGGER.
Fresh frogkino of antifa getting smashed in Lyon after they tried ambushing some nationalists
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Leave it to me to forget the video smh
>>519248 dont speak frog m8 sort it out
This is why Trump won the popular vote btw
we are forgetting we were great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLbqmLbcQDE
>>519246 really hate this appropriation of are identity tbh >>519248 VERY good lads >>519250 pray for Jewedpan seppuku by immigration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXllpr6STfg
https://x.com/GoodAmericanMan/status/1936765773252276507 In Virginia you can go to jail for 5 years for drawing a Swastika on a trashcan
>>519242 based schizo-warfare
>in London now to start my first day tomorrow I see all the our hard earned luxury and it is given to shitskins and chinks. Hate it so much.
has the met office said whether its a white boy summer yet?
going to shove twitterposter's noggin up his arse then roll him down a hill
>>519257 most of the chinks are rich kids the shitskins get it all for free worst is the absolute amount of social housing they occupy in prime parts of the capital it gets sold to them at some point and is partly how the establishment transfers massive amounts of wealth their way both these lads do in depth graphics/tables/analysis on this kind of stuff https://xcancel.com/juice8882 https://xcancel.com/AylmerTH
going to bash big man 2db9f0’s head in outside primark with his da’s handbag
Ayy yo, bet. Lemme hit you with the French Wars of Religion, but make it vibe check for history class: So like, back in the day (1562-1598), the French were wildin’ with major beef between Catholics and Protestants (called Huguenots, aka the OG "we don't vibe with the Pope" squad). Picture this: French royalty was big-time divided, with the ruling fam (the Valois) reppin’ the Catholics, while the Protestants were low-key flexing their own religious freedom. It all kicked off with the Massacre at Vassy in 1562, where a bunch of Huguenots got clapped by Catholic soldiers. Big oof. This lit a fuse that turned into a full-on fire. People were basically squad vs. squad—Catholics vs. Huguenots, fighting for control over religion, power, and like, who gets to call the shots in the kingdom. It wasn’t just a lil’ scrap, either—it was multiple wars. And we're talking savage battles, betrayals, and full-on yeeting of people for their beliefs. The most iconic moment? The St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre in 1572—Catholics literally pulled up and wiped out thousands of Huguenots during a wedding, cause they were like, "You’re not with us, so you’re done." #Savage. 😬 But after all that chaos, the crown was like, “Yo, this ain’t it,” and King Henry IV (who was a Huguenot but switched to Catholicism just to chill out with the Catholics) was like, “Ayo, let’s end this. Paris is worth a mass.” So, in 1598, he dropped the Edict of Nantes, which was basically like the peace treaty for the whole squad—giving Protestants some rights and basically telling everyone, “Yo, just chill.” So yeah, it was a whole lot of fighting, drama, and switching teams, but in the end, the French were like, “Maybe we should just not fight over religion anymore?” Classic. 🤷‍♂️ Feel me?
>>519261 Even in canary wharf there's a lot of niggers.
>>519265 yeah lots of social housing there as well stratford is nearby as well massive shopping centre crawling with them you’ll be nigge red fatigued in no time and will either opt to work from home or turn the job in and flee son’s envy you tbh lad and wish you the best of british in that hellhole
props getting a thunderstorm here soon lads
>>519268 Finally cooling down with a bit of rain here.
>>519270 wonder if they used the same ai to write the script
What do you call a defensive alliance of horses? neigh-to
President potentially prevents Persian proliferation, pre-emptively precision pummelling provocatively.
What did Putin say when asked to cease hostilities in Ukraine? Donetsk me again
>>519275 does he speak english?
>>519276 He does actually understand and speak English, he just chooses to mostly speak Russian in public. Lavrov too.
How do you protect yourself from Angela Rayner? an umbrella
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do you lads think that bibi has to give time to warm up before he fucks him or does trump spend the night before getting ready?
What did the top adviser to the Supreme Leader of Iran say to him when the US bombed Iran's nuclear facilities? Ayatollahd you so
I’m pretty sure Lord Jesus Christ, an Englishman, would want me, an Englishman to wear our national attire, a pair of hardy cargo shorts (My Priest regularly chastises me for wearing shorts in church)
>>519281 topkek
Both Richard Tice and Angela Ponchin voted for Joke Ox's sister's euthanasia bill
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luv that song
What does the Tory leader do before she enters an occupied room? she baden-knocks
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What do you call a waterfowl politician? Rishi soon quack
What's the president of Ukraine's favourite sport? Zelenskiing
no more chuddies jumping on the bed!
https://x.com/Scientific_Bird/status/1936873038407979254 Africa's Poor Numbers – new long post published! In this piece, they critically examine the quality and availability of data in Africa.They argue that much African data is highly unreliable. In particular, they look at economic data, criminal justice data, and population data.
>>519292 post the pic
>>519292 what a fucking tube
>>519292 keeeeeeeeeeeek he actually said miga
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>Lowe and Lowefags completely silent as the world is dragged into another Sandshit war for Israel Another MASSIVE L for the Lowetrannies as Reform continues to surge FUCK YOU LOWEFAGGOTS
>>519292 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>519297 >(1) eww
trump is probably getting gaped right now
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>>519300 tbh just like this >>519214
>>519303 cursed image
>>519297 >Conform Faggot
>>519265 also meant to post this for you lad it’s over https://xcancel.com/GoodwinMJ/status/1936548371423961173
number plate fell off on my way to toil smdh had to spend my whole lunch break getting a new one
>>519308 number plate?
>>519309 yeah lad it fell off
>>519310 on ur way to toil?
>number plate fell off in alice springs can’t legally drive to melbourne to get a new one
>>519311 yeah on the way to toil
>>519312 that's how they grow their population
the amount of dumb boomers that still think calling someone a racist is a way to avoid arguments about ethnicity and belonging are retards. Just because there is a family of Pakis down the road that are nice doesn't not make them "just as british as you or me". They seem to have reductively reduced what makes a collective and cohesive people to generic civility that they anacdotally experiance. I'm sure if I asked them to define being British and then asked them at what point I become less british and thus by extension english than a freshly imported bangladeshi man because I'm not holding the right values they'd probably have a meltdown and auto default back to screaming racist.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Do9siqvcgeI based chudt OBLITERATES soygull with facts and logic
>>519315 their entire worldview is built on a mixture of thought terminating cliches and the vague idea that you should just keep your head down and not upset anybody challenging that is a personal attack >>519316 extremely based
Irie, bless up! Mi glad fi share some knowledge 'bout di Bronze Age Collapse inna di vibes of di Rastafari way. Yuh see, di Bronze Age Collapse, it took place ‘round 1200 BCE, and it was like a huge upheaval inna di world, a destruction of di old ways and a shifting of di order. It affected di empires and kingdoms of di Mediterranean and Near East, and left many societies in ruins. All di big players like Egypt, Hittites, Mycenaeans, and Babylon, they all fell off in some way. Some say it was because of invasions, drought, famine, and earthquakes—basically, di earth itself a show us how di forces of nature and di most High can shift di balance when people forget to live in harmony with Jah and di earth. Mi feel like it’s a big lesson for we as humans. Like how we might a build up di material world—our kingdoms, our wealth, our power—and think we’re invincible, like di golden age is gonna last forever. But di Most High, Jah, always show di truth. Everything dat built on greed, oppression, or false pride fi sure a fall. Maybe it’s a reminder fi we all, to walk humbly, to respect di earth, di ancestors, and each other. Di collapse was like a warning, mi say, a reminder dat every empire has its rise and fall, and we must live right to keep di balance. Many Rastas believe di Babylon system, which represents materialism, oppression, and greed, is bound fi fall just like how those ancient empires did. It’s di same vibration, man—if we don’t learn fi live righteous, inna di light of Jah, di forces of nature will take their course. Jah works in mysterious ways, and when people forget fi live true to di earth and di spirit, we face di consequences. In the collapse, di people faced displacement, war, and loss of knowledge. It reminds mi of how when we as a people are disconnected from our roots, from di true wisdom of the elders and di natural way, we lose di true connection. But just like in di collapse of di Bronze Age, a new age always comes after. It’s a cycle, a rebirth. We just have to stay strong, keep di faith, and continue fi fight against di forces of Babylon, knowing that Jah will guide we. So inna di Rasta sense, di Bronze Age Collapse is di warning fi us not fi get too caught up in di material world, but instead, fi live inna harmony with di Creator and all things, seen? Bless up.
>>519318 few know this
>>519318 mi liek dis fresh flex! bigup!
what happened after henry v died https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GRW_9vPQyI
>>519322 >what happened after henry v died Captain’s Log, stardate 1422… After the untimely death of King Henry V, the kingdom of England found itself at a critical juncture, a situation fraught with uncertainty. His passing created a vacuum of power, as his young son, Henry VI, ascended to the throne—too young to fully understand the weight of command. Spock, analyze the situation. "Captain, the dynamics of the English throne have shifted drastically. With Henry VI’s minority rule, factions within the nobility, including the Lancasters and Yorks, engaged in a series of civil conflicts known as the Wars of the Roses. This period was marked by shifting alliances, and the throne itself became a point of contention for several claimants." I see, Spock. A kingdom without a firm leader is like a starship without its captain—fractured, vulnerable to internal struggles. The Wars of the Roses were inevitable. Ambition, betrayal, and power struggles defined this era. With no one truly able to maintain stability, England was thrust into chaos. Bones, what do you think about the aftermath of Henry V’s death? "Jim, it's like we're caught in the middle of a never-ending game of chess. You’ve got families fighting for control, and innocent lives caught in the crossfire. It’s a mess... but one that could’ve been avoided if someone had just stepped up and taken control." Exactly, Bones. The death of Henry V was the catalyst for what would come to be known as the Wars of the Roses. A fractured kingdom, noble families vying for control, and the innocent suffering the consequences of royal ambition. In a way, it's a study in the complexities of power—how quickly it can slip away, how fragile it is. Uhura, communicate with Starfleet. Let them know that no matter the timeline or the realm, the struggle for power always has far-reaching consequences. “Captain, I’ve sent the message.” We must always remember, that even in the wake of a leader’s death, the importance of unity, diplomacy, and leadership cannot be overstated. Just as a starship requires a strong captain to maintain order, a kingdom demands a capable ruler to steer it through turbulent times. End log.
nan's back on the white lightening, lads
>>518702 Jidf capeshit coper detected
>>519325 bizarre conclusion to draw
>>519325 He's not wrong. The US and UK haven't formally declared war on another country since 1942 but have been in plenty of wars. That's because parliamentary approval is required for a declaration. Undeclared war means the executive can just start bombing, no approval required. It's widely accepted that a takeover of another nation's airspace without permission is essentially provoking a war.
Inna di dance, Trump a bow down low, Bibi a di boss, him a run di show, Him a scrub yuh shoes, him a clean yuh floor, When yuh step in di room, him a beg yuh fi more Bibi a di general, Trump a di fool, Him a wash yuh ‘ole, him a cook yuh meal, Inna di bedroom, him a squeal like a rat, When Bibi call him pussy’ole, ‘im a jump like a cat. Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet, Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget, Sordid and wild, dem a run di scene, Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean. Bibi a di don, an Trump ‘e di slave, Him a dance pon di corner, him a misbehave, When Bibi say "jump," ‘im a ask "how high?" Inna di night, dem a reach for di sky. Bumboclaat, Trump a lickin’ Bibi’s bum’ole, Bloodclaat, him a play di dutty role, Pussyclaat, Bibi a run di show, Raasclaat, dem a make di good vibes flow. Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet, Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget, Sordid and wild, dem a run di scene, Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean. Suck yuh mada, Trump a beg fi mercy, Mampy Donald, him a move so dirty, Kiss mi raas, Bibi a hold him tight, Yuh a fat tarra-tarrah, dem a party all night. Battybwoi Trump, him a dance like a queen, Lickin’ Bibi’s bumbohole, dem a make di scene, Eediat Trump, him a wutliss too, Inna di dancehall, dem a bring di crew. Trump a gwaan like him a yuh pet, Bibi a di king, him a nuh forget, Sordid and wild, dem a nonce di scene, Inna di reggae beat, let di vibes get mean. So raise yuh glass, let’s toast to di fun, Trump and Bibi, dem a number one, Inna di dancehall, dem a make it clear, Love and laughter, bring di good cheer.
Small hat fatigue.
>why you can trust reuters
tuck frump
>>519333 looks like my (female) geography teacher in school
>>519334 keekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>what chest size trousers does sir wear?
DOUBLE 5DD CHEST
>>519307 He worked with Hope Not Hate
>>519339 yeah and he probably still does leopards and all that
>>519339 probably why he supports civic reform which is full of his types they are talking about this stuff to get voted in and will do nothing - trump politics >promise the earth, do nothing, they fall for it every single time!
>>519316 woah i didn't know they preyed on those, good to see seagulls get btfo for a change
>>519341 Tbh tbh
> היינו מלכים, חיילים וגיבורים וחרא היינו מלכים, חיילים וגיבורים וחרא niggers are the same everywhere we wuz’ing
>>519345 this keir starmer?
LADS! we’re in their sights again!
>>519349 Glad you enjoyed them
>>519352 it’s over
>>519352 bapsphere take
the open light of day will reveal these murine jews and mischlings
iran is bombing us military bases in the middle east qatar hit particularly hard israel bombing entrances of iranian prisons to try and unleash chaos on iranian streets
>>518883 I'm the one in the bally in this vid https://youtu.be/ChZ-4Foso24
>>519358 >israel bombing entrances of iranian prisons to try and unleash chaos on iranian streets Idk why kikes kvetch about nazis when they copied so many ideas from them. Yes I know bolshevikikes did it first.
>>519359 turnpike mandem
>>519358 jesus that is a cooked tactic. they adore chaos so much
>>519359 pikey lazarou?
>>519362 >>519360 absolute 200% desperation tactics
he hasn’t got long has he >wanted in isreal >wanted by the icc he hasn’t got much wriggle room but can he escape to Mar-a-Lago before the trap snaps shut to join his draft dodging son and bone spurs Barron?
for the love of god, can we learn how to spell israel. driving me bonkers how much i'm seeing this. don't spell words how yankoids pronounce them. ok thank you
>>519333 he looks like he just got done taking a massive bbc
bought a new toil truck lads
iran is caving lads
>>519369 are you still a ford chud?
>>519371 no I am a nippon chad now they make real toiltrucks now
I was a chevycuck anyway absolute trash vehicle manufacturer that only survived on their loud 1960s era big block motors which sound the best.
exhibit a >not state terrorism exhibit b >not loxism or deep rooted hatred for white people by netanyahu’s personal envoy to drumpf
>>519369 diesel?
>>519372 tbh my cousin has an oldish toyota pickup as his private transport mainly because his wife won’t attempt to drive it it’s basic but it does everything
>>519375 no a nip/euro style 2.4L instead of my bigass 350 4.3L chevy
>>519378 that’s it 2.4l diesel
https://x.com/Sir_Dammed/status/1937261825541697771 Tweet on the retard who gave DS2 a 7
>>519379 no its a gasser. I don't think the nips get to sell their isuzu diesels here unless under the duramax label not sure though I never owned a nip car before. its a nissan frontier with a tradesman package
>>519374 that's horrible
steiner is a tacoma chad now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo3FGQA-Gh8
tacomas are richfag trucks I am in the poorfag nissan level. still such a better brand and model than the burgershit, the only somewhat decent burger company is ford and recently they are having too many recalls on the current stuff
>>519384 probably made the right choice second hand tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxT5tp4xbVY
The real question is: Are there different qualities of life, y/n? Every left-wing policy is a negation of this and every right-wing policy an affirmation
>>519385 yeah we shall see nip stuff seems to be a higher level than alot of the burgershit. I still like some burgershit especially the ford transit for toilmen but its too pricey here for smee
>>519384 ford usa might be ok but ford here are mostly shit fix or repair daily or frustrated owner really disappointed are two things mechanics call them here had one once never again their sports cars drive nice but still fall apart
>>519388 yeah pre 2010 ford in shitagain means "fix or repair daily" they make good vehicles for the great lakes and canada region of high rust but I can see their ecoboost engine crap being dogshit over seas. the ford powerstroke diesel is a good motor though
the older ford foxbody mustang is probably my favorite car of all time
>>519388 the fast mondeos they had in the 90s were peng, but nothing really appeals to me now. remember my uncle racing around with me in one of those it was scary and fun kek
do they even sell chevy overseas?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HUJUoyL74Cg they should have sold this in europe its more of a eurostyle sportscar americans "pony car" than the muscle car. luv them
for me its the UK ford escort mk2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58Pw0zmMik
>>519382 yeah probably a propaganda piece you can’t trust them
>>519391 yeah apparently the cosworth tuned ones were mad the focus rs was supposed to be good as well still wouldn’t have one capris were peng wish they still made them always wanted a ride in one
>>519395 also pengting
>>519396 Honestly the whole region is full of nasty people and I want the the US and Europe to be disentangled from all of them. We don't go to Papua or the Amazon and pick the side of one of a pair of warring tribes and we shouldn't in the near east either.
Total fucking cringe. It would be based if it were legit, but it's not so whatever.
>tfw no mental ruined slag with a ruined mk2 cosworth escort in lary riddler paintwork to chauffeur me around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Ul2jox5hM
>>519399 they want total hold over the trade routes and energy supply to europe so they can fleece us and become a superpower nuke them please vlad
>>519397 the capri was aesthetic but it always needed a v8
>>519402 >nuke them please vlad I wish Russia would just go in and colonize the whole damn region. Vlad already called Israel practically a Russian colony since it's comprised of Russian descended Jews and he can fulfill his "treaty responsibilities" to Iran by building Russian bases there and stationing Russian troops. It's "tag, we're not it anymore" time. Long past due in fact.
Can't believe I haven't seen this all day.
>>519404 loads of videos on twitter where isrealis are cyka blyating over missiles tbh
grim country sky news is completely the other way, full on Israeli cock gobbling
>>519405 can’t wait until the 18 day war israel got spanked in public at least won’t be so loud mouthed now iran will also get delivery of nukes for sure now and israel and the us have liberated some more warehouse space for munitions
the rest of our lives will be constant war i reckon
not including african wars which obviously noone cares about kek
>>519412 >british
>>519414 ceasefire broken apparently
>>519414 based auldfag duke
>>519415 It was a fake Bongald Chimpf ceasefire.
That's the claim. I'm willing to believe it as well. He's a de facto Jew at this stage.
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>>519419 Oh my God! It's Klaus Kinski!
>dronald told both sides to finish up their planned missions before ceasefire kikes kvetching about iran carrying out strikes planned as they carry out theirs wow israel don’t want to stop much surprise
was it another paki influencer doing ‘jokes bro!’? seems to be the story they are trying to run wonder why he chose disneyland paris? meanwhile >disneyland paris https://xcancel.com/FutureJurvetson/status/1937108190648275446 >
uwotniggam9? fucking hell keeek some jeet yoga going on here
huge spider just ran under my bed. don't know what to do about it. i've been lenient on the daddy long legs types because they eat flies and mosquitos but this was one of the massive spooky ones. didn't think high summer was the season for them but here we are
>>519427 this ceasefire is just israel flailing to repair le iron dome tm
“Everyone wants to talk about the woke right, but what about woke wrongs?”
>>519428 Remember that even the large, thick hairy field spiders can't really hurt you. Not fond of them myself but I got more used to them in the shed. If you're going to kill rather than capture, spray is probably easiest. Depends what underneath your bad is like. If you have to pull it out to look do it. Assuming you haven't already.
>>519431 based reply, i will never use chemicals on nature, that is boomer tier. i will just assume that le spider has routes around the house he can go and as long as he doesn't crawl on me when i'm asleep we are cool
spiders in his eyes and face and his ambitions to find some trad eggs to make beby
>>519421 >i have been and remain highly skeptical of deals made with terrorists who have a half-century record of killing americans, israelis, and anyone else in their way, and refused to voluntarily abandon their nuclear weapons - lying and deceiving every step of the way why would he say this about israel?
>>519429 it works 50% and supplies are exhausted from firing ten to intercept el cheapo iran drones so now it barely functions at all case of run your mouth and hit first expect to get slapped back hard of course this is the first lesson you learn in the playground when you don’t have a big oi bullygang to back you up and sometimes they’re not there especially when you keep picking fights and running to them to bail you out jews should read more what kissinger said about being america’s friend tbh
>>519434 jews are hella anti semitic
>>519431 GAS THE SPIDERS! SPIDER WAR NOW! glad i don’t live in straya or bali or somewhere must be a nightmare nursing bitten bollocks and todgers
>>519432 that’s when they crawl in your ear and up your nose apart from tarantulas and wolf spiders unless you are a jew
>>519428 Don't worry about it lad. We have big wolf spiders here and they don't do anything but perch on the wall and stare at you with their large glittering eyes.
>>519439 Iran is allied with Russia, and has been for ages They are actually provoking Russia yet again
>>519440 tbh, they are scared of me
>>519441 and china, why is it always on russia to front against the jews. at some point china will actually have to use its ebin army against a foe (which it literally never has)
>>519443 why do you think they are doing this? Jews trying to bring about the apocalypse in order to usher on the return of their messiah, after which they will rule the Earth?
>>519444 Better to be rulers in hell I guess.
good points tbh easy to cause absolute chaos in such a tiny territory they should shut their big mouths and the us should shake their shackles off
black man cries about Whites not relaxing around him https://youtu.be/8tSRi3A6yHY
Iran-Israel fragile ceasefire deal (Live) >looks like nothing ever happenign is back on the menu, boys https://youtu.be/j3nVJM7d-W8
>>519446 The fact he sounds like le black basic economics man keeeeek
>>519441 Russia doesnt give a fuck about Iran, they are in the middle of a massive war and have lost hundreds of thousands of men.
>>519450 might prop them up to give the west more things to pay attention to though
>>519451 Russia is too focused on Ukraine to divert major weapons, China could but I don't think they will. They are globohomo 2.0


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