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The Anti Nintendo Thread Anonymous 12/04/2025 (Thu) 04:12:25 Id: 078a0f No. 1494
Hello I'm the Nintendo critic, I hate it so (you) don't have to. Mark is once again never beating the paid shill allegations and is went NUCLEAR over on the #GG thread and since I'm not in the mood to argue with him, I'll just set up this little safe haven for anyone who dares to talk about Nintendo in a negative light. The most recent trigger for this sort of discussion is the recently released Metroid Prime 4, debuting at a dismal (by Ninty standards at least) 81/100 from major journo reviews on Metacritic, inciting fear and panic in every major Nintendo shill on the internet and normalfags who still for some god forsaken reason view review scores as influential in "the game's overall quality and long lasting appeal". The biggest stand out reasons for this weak performance including the open world, overt re-treading of the Prime trilogy's mechanics, western devs making the HUD their personal canvas, and the worst of all the script forcing Samus to not be alone for most of the game (worked out so well last time eh?) and having her interact with an obnoxious extra who never shuts up (example lines here, https://shinesparkers.net/metroid-prime-4-beyond-transcript/ Ctrl+F Mackenzie). Feel free to discuss it here and any other negative opinions you have on millennial gamers' collective childhoods, before the fat kike no fun police closes down our little speakeasy.
>gayops Kill yourself
>>1494 Nintendo practices anti emulation policy yet does emulation of their old games themselves, ironic.
Oh I know all about that cumguzzler Mark. If you even dare to speak out about how Nintendo is ruining all of their IPs now, you get banned from /v/.
Frankly, I don't even buy console stuff anymore. I have a Switch, but I prefer to emulate Switch games on my PC. Any more games/consoles I get are gifts. >>1494 >before the fat kike no fun police closes down our little speakeasy He has no power here. >>1496 Lmao.
>>1494 The Prime huds have always been on the line of being overcrowded but adding this shit really is too much. And whatever interactions I've seen with the NPCs has spelt "Dogshit that completely take you out from the experience because most of them act like actual cuckit users". Does the game actually do the "SAMUS I THINK YOU SHOULD USE X ABILITY HERE"? Sure as fuck hope that this ram bullshit doesn't increase the S2 price. I still need to pick up one of those some day.
Anyone has video of that faggy self insert in the new metroid game?
>>1494 So uh... 30$ for some cheap plastic toy to unlock your prime 4 hub desert travel song. And I'm supposed to defend this jewish company why again?
>>1507 So this isn't more of that one parody some amateur VA did on Xitter? That video made some rounds on 8moe and actually tricked some anons.
>>1511 Nope, this was from some game news channel on Youtube. There are other npcs in the game too. Nintendo is your typical AAA gamedev now.
>>1511 >He thought this was actually a shitpost Oh my sweet summer child... This might actually just be the turning where old 'tendo is truly dead and buried.
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Is this as bad as Other M?
>>1512 >Nope, this was from some game news channel on Youtube. There are other npcs in the game too. Just wanted to be sure. I also saw a video of some female soldier fangirling over Samus before the vid was deleted. >>1516 >Oh my sweet summer child... Hope you're being ironic.


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