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Anonymous 09/19/2022 (Mon) 20:32:44 Id: 8d4e09 No. 91
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>The Jewish Kabbalah is a Soyjak all this time This explains a lot!
>>1076 Hilarious, this made my day.
Funny that atheists claim "we just reject religion, nothing else unites us" yet the vast majority of them are lockstep with gay race judeo-communism. It's so cute how a group which prides itself on reason and knowledge throw all that out the window as soon as it's time to uphold cult unrealities like men become women by crossdressing, evolution magically misses the human brain and nothing else, and pregnant men.
>>1085 They just bring up "logic and reason" and "trust the science" to gas light you and shut you down for daring to question them. My evil bitch sister did that A LOT when we were younger to target me constantly, even though science's biggest advancements happened by constantly questioning and re-evaluating science.
>>1086 >my evil bitch sister MATTHEW 5:21-22 “You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’ But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Raca,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You fool!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell. words of Jesus during sermon on the mount. do not judge or you be judged
>>1093 Doesn't this go both ways? With her constant yelling and slander about me, even in public infront of people where she just snaps at me? You know, something about wraith? She scared our 8 year old cousin at a restaurant because out of the blue she decided to scream at me infront of people at the top of her lungs. So don't try to make me look like the bad guy here.
>>1093 I almost forgot: Luke 14:26 King James Version "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." New King James Version "If anyone comes to Me and does not hate his father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple."
>>1096 >>1095 your Luke verse is about renunciantion; he's giving an example of letting go of attachments to FLEETING ("worldly") things. when you let go of these attachments to unstable, transient things, you find the supremely stable Ground (or Rock, as in Matthew 7) upon which to build. if you fail to understand it in this way, the other words of Jesus won't make sense; they will seem contradictory when they are instead complementary. Matthew 5:38-40 (Luke 6:29–31) NIV 38“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ 39But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also. Matthew 5:43-45 (Luke 6:27, 28, 32–36 ) NIV 43“You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil AND the good, and sends rain on the righteous AND the unrighteous. do not misunderstand; Jesus doesn't mean to harbor hate in your heart for others. he means to cease to cling to extraneous, conditioned things. he is using "hating" family as his example because we mostly consider family and our closest friends to be the most stable thing in life. Jesus is saying that is still not the True GROUND; you have to find that which is truly unassailable, incorruptible, indestructible—that is to be your Ground, your Foundation, your Rock. we find this Ground by SUBTRACTING everything which is "in the way." let me know if you would like any further clarification.
>>93 wtf is this supposed to mean? Luther didn't "remove" the Deuterocanon. I have German Lutheran Bibles (one from the 1800s) with the entire Deuterocanon still in it. Begone with your papistic lies.


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