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Homestuck General #3: Aranea is for cosplaying as her Edition Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 15:03:54 No. 54657
HOMESTUCK THREAD! This is 8chan dot moe, we can have them here, unlike BOTchan's /co/, that keeps nuking them, in the longest and most ridiculous secret rule of the site still implemented to this day, legends say it is some Gay Janitor's decade old vendetta. Make sure to read the board rules. Discuss how good homestuck was at its peak, how soulfull Act 5 was back in the day, the absolute embarrassed disaster that is post-canon, how Toby Fox is a total faggot who steals music and how like his music his characters are mostly bad remixes of Homestuck's characters (success =/= deserved), ships, fanfics, etc. You can also discuss other MSpaint comics like Problem Sleuth, and other HS-Related content. The "/hsg/" Original Posts were all around a single sentence long, but here we are looking for something else, real and long discussions with arguments plus the shitpost (but not limited to just one or the other) and all the fun 2011-2012 internet shit, hopefully this enough of an effortpost. Feel free to suggest what should be included in the next one. We've started a homestuck read-along here: >>53588 >What about megidochan? Their /hsg/ aren't really about homestuck at all. its just a glorified /b/ that occassionally posts homestuck reaction images. If you want to make those kinds of posts, then by all means go there, several of the recent Halfchan/co/'s threads were actually on-topic especially when it comes correctly criticize Hussie and Homestuck 2, with a fair amount of effort posts in them as well. If nothing else, it can be comfy in an odd way to talk about how badly homestuck went off the rails with peers. HOWEVER, TO BE FAIR. Megidochan did get a strictly "on topic" board (/hot/) upon user request, to actually talk about Hussie and Homestuck because Megido's own users got fed up with how derivative the site had become. Not that it's too relevant since that board is INCREDIBLY SLOW, don't use it lol, even Megidomin came here to say that appreciates the anti-shill vibes from 8chan's /co/. Still, I mention it to tell things as they are (Just a footnote, in case something happens to 8chan we can organize there to discuss what to do). Also this serves as a place for homestuck-related posts that don't deserve their own thread, which would be 90% of them. >How do I read homestuck? Not through the official website since its broken. The Unofficial Homestuck Collection is the best option: GitHub: https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection Official page: https://homestuck.giovanh.com/unofficial-homestuck-collection/ (dead) Mirror with archive links: https://unofficial-homestuck-collection.carrd.co/ (mirror) Third-Party Mods: https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/wiki/Third-Party-Mods Gay HICU fork: https://homestuck.github.io >Videos https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHO1rc05qiGtAidSBy_8jsEOlHXR6x4cd&si=Y8Z9B8tG1JXl1Hz7 (for those too lazy to read) >Wiki https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/ >Art https://mspabooru.com/ >Music https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/music >Fanventures https://mspfa.com/ >Forums https://omegaupdate.freeforums.net/ *basically dead* >Other Resources https://homestuck.net/index.html >News Hussie is attempting a career in fashion modelling Michael Guy Bowman made a new homosuck song : https://bowman.bandcamp.com/track/on-the-thirteenth-day Beyond Character-Assassination is on a "short" hiatus. Yes BOTchan/4cuck is back, and the jannies still delete homestuck threads there, sorry A fangame "Felt Mansion" has been added to Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3703690/Felt_Mansion/ HICU had the shere impertinence to gather shekels selling a JOHN plushie when they're in the process of retconning him into "june", alongside a Vriska one. Both are sold out so they now have enough funding to continue beg you for money on patreon. James Roach, famous retard who is a terrible composer who somehow became the "CEO" of Post-Homestuck (thanks to his extensive résumé of having contributed a whopping....two! tracks to the original comic), has finally stepped away from Homestuck entirely as of July 1st. With that, there’s now officially no one left from the original run actually working on Homestuck....How long will the new people last before the whole team changes again? Only time would tell: https://beyondcanon.com/news/in-prep-for-act-2
[Expand Post] The Hiveswap kickstarter started 12 years and 325 days ago Hiveswap Act 1 was launched 7 years and 315 days ago Hiveswap Act 2 was launched 4 years and 243 days ago... Yes, this is Sad. Previous Thread: >>52970
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IMPORTANT, REGARDING THE SUBJECT OF MAKING ANOTHER THREAD: Due to the INCREDIBLE speed increase in the second edition of this thread compared to the first one (The first edition had a speed of 8 posts per day, while the second edition had a speed of 38 posts per day. WOW!) From now on the structure of the Threads will change, and we will only make a new Thread ONCE 1000 POST IS REACHED. It is possible to post more than "1000" Post but when that number is reached the post counter freezes and the Thread may start to act buggy. So now we follow the example of the Toonami General, which its community make a new Thread every time they reach 1000 posts, example: Edition 3: >>52756 (currently at 154 post / created 63 days after the previous edition), Edition 2: >>47771 ( 1000 post / created....1 day after the previous edition?? Holy fuck), Edition 1: >>46559 (1000 post) This is NOT the structure followed by the rest of the General Threads on this board, where they are all created once the previous edition surpasses 500 posts (Bump Limit). Our Homestuck General Threads and Toonami General Threads are FAR SUPERIOR in speed to everything else on this board. That's why we follow our own system. ONLY, in the event that activity here is significantly reduced, and it happens that Threads take LESS than 118 days, to hit the Bump Limit (500 Post), we will return to the "New Thread every 500 Post" Structure, until the activity level returns to +500 Post in less than 118 days. >Why 118 Days specifically?? Because it is the number of days of difference between /co/ Pain Thread Edition 7 >>35154 and /co/ Pain Thread Edition 6 >>32966, which is the "fastest" transition in general from one Edition to the next one, leaving Homestuck/Toonami out of the equation. 8
YES!!!! Aranea thread we're so back I love her so much
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>>54657 >>54658 I can't believe we were tricked into believing it would be a Vriska thread when it was actually Aranea all along...
she fucking won
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>>54661 Unfortunately I realized too late that I screwed up the text in this OP pic, oh well at least fixed it here, lol. >>54662 I don't forget about, any post made by anybody :::;) >>54032 >>54033
I don't remember if I posted it in the last thread, but i'll still say it just in case: Aranea should've replaced Vriska in the story, or at least been a permanent main stay in the story after she was introduced to balance out vriska's... everything really. She's just kind, and pretty, and smart, and considerate, and spidery... I love her so much but NO! Hussie had to go and kill her off PERMANENTLY because he was too much of a PUSSY to continue to write for the best female character in all of history ever. How he even managed to make Aranea so immaculate is beyond me. Everything beyond when she tried to prevent Lord English from ever existing is noncanon. Homestuck ended on a cliffhanger. It ended on a cliffhanger and no one acknowledges it because they think the noncanonical stuff is canon, even though Hussie told me personally that he regretted introducing Aranea because he couldn't live up to the expectations to write such a girlboss, so he had to end the story prematurely and then write some noncanon shit so his fans, which he hates, don't maul him to death like hungry tigers. It's hard being a cute spider troll written by a hack writer. It's hard and nobody understands
OH and I forgot to mention this in my rant above, but she also has an impeccable fashion sense, even greater than Kanaya aka THE fashion troll. she's just so pretty
>>54665 >>54666 She's the Vriska that John fell for, he just didn't know it. She's also the Vriska that fans think Vriska is.
>>54667 this, so much this. John fell of the Vriska he thought was nice. if he had Aranea as his patron troll instead he'd have dated her and then had many troll-human hybrid babies with her
pet fish named Feferi call that a Homestuck feference
>>54668 Yes, except that troll women don't have wombs.
>>54672 wrong. they have vestigial wombs that suck up human semen like a vacuum
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>>54673 >>54672 >>54668 >>54667 >>54666 >>54665 mfw all we can do now is complain about missed opportunities and create wished-for hypotheticals because the comic is deader than dead and any hope for a continuation or successor is hopeless...
>>54675 acting like a real prince of hope rn
>I remove this part from the OP post: "<but homosuck is too dead to have a regular general. No shit Sherlock, in case you haven’t noticed, most of what made the Internet fun is gone. Lets just enjoy our dead fandoms while in peace we wait for AI Overlords to take over everything. " >Completely instantaneously some motherfucker: >>54675 Maybe I shouldn't have removed that.
>>54677 yeah probably not. anyways you wanna discuss what makes Aranea so perfect, and the one of the, if not the best character in Homestuck?
Absolute territory designed for leading human men into her bed.
>>54678 Yes. I want everybody to answer me what are their Headcanon is regarding the following aspects of Aranea: >Aranea's Trollian Trollhandle. >Aranea's Strife Specibus
>>54671 Seconded. For me its the fish.
>Aranea thread. >Its my day off. >want to draw aranea! >But want to play my dreamcast. Decisions, decisions..
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>>54681 By the way, here's a weird pic my AI created when I tried to generate this one: >>54664 lol
Who posted in the previous thread? Way to miss the point
>>54688 Aranea hit with grooming allegations. Quoted as saying "It's not grooming! Ca8in girl is a real jo8! MINDFANG HAD THEM!!!!!!!!"
>>54692 I don't know who was that retard, but I deleted one of my posts so the counter would go back to 888.
>>54658 anon wanted the peanuts pic to be the op and I support that idea. next thread can be nepeta edition or something
>>54695 Last one was Disciple. Time for crabs to rise
>>54677 I was just playing. But really I think it'd be fun to talk about the whole "what Homestuck would be today" if someone were to make a spiritual successor. I know people like following on from its style, but I wonder what a successor to its themes would be like. I am playing with such a thing in my head, but I'd write it as a normal novel for the most part because I'm actually worried for the longevity of Homestuck as a creation.
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What should the Acheron be? I'm thinking a Mushroom.
>>54698 Acheronion
>>54699 Of course, why didn't I see it before? But which Onion? I'm partial to Yellow.
>>54696 yay karkat!
There is only one step, and it is crab.
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How tf did Sollux pull this? >>54698 Also green onions are the tall thin ones which kinda fits
>How did Sollux pull this? Two dicks. >Green onions are tall thin ones Wouldn't that clash with the leek lich?
>>54704 Or a 2x sized one. Though in honesty I think its because he's similar to Eridan in disposition, which she liked, except for one critical part: Fef wanted to fix/save someone and Sollux wanted to be fixed/saved. Whereas Eridan wanted attention just to have it + to smash. Youre right on the onions though, too much overlap. Tallboy gets wide onion.
>>54705 Thats why I was leaning toward Mushroom. They can be tall and broad ontop, which could contrast nice to the wideness of the hands. Also, you're right on that. I feel like if Eridan had a little bit more self awareness he could've landed Fef, but he couldn't, and it cost him everything.
>>54706 >>54705 Mivnol's Eridan videos actually changed how I thought about the poor incel.
>>54707 I dont want to revise my opinions of him i want to clown on him for getting dunked on romantically by fucking Autismus Maximus Captor. He is an interesting character narratively though, I dont hate him at a char level. Just think he deserved what he got by and large.
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In my heart, I know that FemKri is stacked.
>>54711 >>54654 Anger is stored in the ass, triggers in the tits?
>>54714 Celibacy is in the tits.
>>54715 Not when I'm done with them
>>54716 >Uhm, excuse y9u? Can y9u repeat that f9r my camera?
>>54697 Just thought it'd be cool if I did it all in plaintext and have it formatted like an old GameFAQ file.
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>>54717 GLADLY side note do you think femkri would cause Porrim to hard pivot into tradwifery just so she's not associated with her or double down even harder
>>54692 >>54694 that's nice and all but people will 100% post again. Should've taken a screenshot and post it here or as OP
>>54720 We have two possibilities. >Tradwife Porrim thats entirely genuine. >Alternate take on Feminism Porrim, whose the other side of the coin to Kankri. Eithers good.
What sort of swimsuit would a Femkri wear?
I don't care how big Porrim'sbody count us id still wife her.
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>>54731 You gotta contend with her current husband first.
>>54730 Expectation: Super old fashioned barely any skin 20's swimsuit. Reality: Noone has been able to suffer teaching them how to swim. They ain't going to no beach unless Meenah is trying to drown them.
>>54667 Didn’t Vriska explicitly state to John that she was a bad person who killed a lot of people, and John wasn’t put off of her by it. Note this was before she fought Jack and died. I never got why Conheir was disliked, beyond hating her, which I sort of understand but also sorta don’t. She was a terrible person, sure, but to actually hate a fictional character they have to above and beyond the stuff that would make me hate them in real life. I feel no anger towards any of the villains. Besides that, John was unironically fixing Vriska, and it was immensely kawaii and patrician. I stopped reading shortly after the retcon so I don’t know how annoying she got afterwards, but this was all before that. It can’t be because of Grimdorks fans because the majority of the fat tumblr women who disliked Conheir meme’d Rosemary into being. If you really want to go there though, I don’t see why you couldn’t just ship both with John did the trickster arc exist solely as commentary on polygamous/polyamorous shipping? >>54673 Too bad someone didn’t toblerone wish this into existence. … Although, you could argue it has a fair bit of grounds in canon. Certainly more than “X is a tranny”, at any rate. >>54709 This is what I meant. I don’t get why you would hate any of the villains. Maybe I’m just not autistically attached enough to the characters to care when they’re killed off? >>54720 >Porrim Hussie really wanted to have his cake and eat it too with this character and Kankri. On the one hand he correctly mocked tumblr’s retardation with Kankri, but then he tries depicting it in a positive light with Porrim as though women like her aren’t exactly the ones typing 2000+ word essays on privilege hierarchies.
>>54733 >1920s skinsuit. Red I presume as well?
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>>54735 It's Beforus, red needs to be clearly demarcated so your betters caretakers can spot you in case of emergency. I did not prompt for the cleavage hole so I have to assume the ghost in the machine knows those thangs are too heavy to contain.
>>54736 And now I've got more of an idea. Thank you Ghost in the machine.
On how the guys would react with being suddenly turned into a girl
>>54739 Where is this from?
>>54739 Fuck off back to 4cuck tranny. >>54740 4cuck.
>>54744 An 8fag
In the subject of Aranea, why do new gags depict her dressing like a modest librarian? <because she is a sufferer-follower and likes lore So, for simplistic reasons that ignore how she actually dresses in the webcomic? If you look at what she actually dressed like, while it’s far from skimpy it still gives off a distinctly different vibe than pics related. Really, most newfag headcanons are drastically different from how the characters are in canon.
>>54762 Thats how it goes all around unfortunately. Its wrong for the nerd to dress hotly these days.
You there with the computational device that allows for the artifical generation of computerized .jpgs. Can you craft an Aranea of modest bust-size but of good hips in her usual attire as seen in the comic?
>>54663 Scroll up man she's right there. Unless you got more specific notes >>54764
>>54765 Hmm. If I could request, a moderately busty Aranea leaning forward with a smug grin, showing off some cleavage?
>>54682 >strife specibus maybe bookkind or something. I can see it
>>54744 4chan anons and 8chan anons hate each other? how come?
>>54770 We're here and not there for a reason, m8.
>>54744 why do you hate 4chan? what did they do to you nonny?
>>54736 that's pretty nice
>>54771 because they keep deleting threads?
>>54774 fair point
Man I wish today wasn't such a bad day.
>>54764 >>54766 This is about as modest as I'm willing to go with this 8a8e.
>>54778 This makes it a little better at least. Thank you. I'll draw up a Kankri for you tomorrow.
I wonder how things would've turned out if the fandom didn't convince hussie to suddenly take the comedic aspect of bro's parenting and turn it into drama
>>54780 you faggots don't know any other topic? is always this or the trans roxy or the dog dick.
>>54782 ok how about this: what's are your classpects, anons? and how did you reach that conclusion? what is the challenge you need to face in sburb to grow as a person?
>>54783 >what's are your classpects, anons? heir of rage >and how did you reach that conclusion? did the test (you know the one) >what is the challenge you need to face in sburb to grow as a person? reproduce with as much beings as i can. I think i'm upset because i'm horny
>>54783 Better question: How many classpects combinations work as puns? “Knight Time” “Breath of Heir” Etc
What are your favourite underrated tracks? I've always loved Gardener/The Beginning of Something Really Excellent. It reminds me of a love I've had for a long LONG time: tracker music. I've been meaning to start making music in this software ever since I discovered it long before I discovered Homestuck.
>>54783 >what's are your classpects, anons Heir of Light. >and how did you reach that conclusion? It sounds cool. >what is the challenge you need to face in sburb to grow as a person? Having to take a consistent and consequential leadership position with a lasting reputation in a small group.
>Seer of Time >Mix of tests (not that one) and personal feeling. <Stop planning, start doing
New stuff from pink8seed this morning. Funny coincidence one is Aranea
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Would you Momfang?
>>54797 Mother-son incest please
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Being able to see any random outfit and toss it on a character of my choice is truly what its all about. Side note: of all my loras you have to be the most careful describing tits with Jade or they'll fucktuple in size. This is on purpose but man did it work.
So, you know how John's room is defaced with the graffiti and Rose says that it always looked like that to her? This is a lie! On page 415 we see John's room through Rose's laptop and the markings aren't there, nor are they on the screenshots on page 510. It was a lie all along!! Also the first mention of trolls as far as I noticed were on page 826 where they are added to the pesterchum client where they weren't before. So the "the first three acts were planned" people are wrong!!!
>>54801 >So, you know how John's room is defaced with the graffiti and Rose says that it always looked like that to her? This is a lie! On page 415 we see John's room through Rose's laptop and the markings aren't there, nor are they on the screenshots on page 510. It was a lie all along!! i liked when stuff like that happens though, like when hussie fought doc scratch and now was a plushie, with the implication that hussie has dementia. Sadly the jesters never went anywhere, at least rose's graffiti was tied to the horror terrors. >Also the first mention of trolls as far as I noticed were on page 826 where they are added to the pesterchum client where they weren't before. So the "the first three acts were planned" people are wrong!!! i think this was always pretty obvious, the comic kept introducing new elements and dragging things because hussie was more interested in the new thing rather than finnishing anything.
>>54802 >Sadly the jesters never went anywhere They're not that important. They tie more into the theme of the kids not understanding their parents plus it's revealed to be caused by Gamzee who in the same vein also created the Lil Cal timeloop PLUS the same concept gets used with Rose's GCAT code. Yeah, the jester graffiti itself doesn't lead to anything but it doesn't have to
>>54800 how about you try to make a monster girl like this >>54797
>>54805 Not good odds. The Vriska lora is not great to begin with and thats a pretty wildly off model take. You can imagine how "machine meant to create this specific character" handles that sort of thing. Still, I'll give it a shot later. Can't say im selling you a bridge. Really shouldve make my own Serket by now but I don't care for the character when she's not getting piped by John. What happened with spider8reath really 8reaks a man.
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Hey, just one week until Beyond Canon returns (though we'll probably get Addendum 2 instead of the start of Act 2)
Update on checking out Prisounebound. 88 pages in. I wouldn't say ive bought in yet but neither have I been driven off either. Which is a decent bar for fanventures. Was struck with the thought that the main character is a demonstration of the theory that Mineta from MHA wouldn't be so reviled if he were a girl, and this Ellith has a lot of Tavros in her right down to the (Wendi)bull lusus. The theory is right though.
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This is page 888.
>>54809 Did they actually give an estimated return date?
>>54813 It's assumed due to the date. The arc number of Beyond Canon is 108, which is the date the comic returned from hiatus (october 8th) and it appears a few times in the comic. It also seems to represent the upcoming sburb game (the four omega kids and presumably 6 deltritans, which is something the creators have implied on the patreon, so 4 + 6 = 10) while the 8 represents both Vriska (their guardian, who is also associated with the infinity sign, which is 8 sideways) as well as classic homestuck as a whole (4 + 1 + 3). So in the last authors note like 10 days ago they said "see you in a few weeks" so it would make sense if that return is on 8.01 (108 backwards. I guess they could also go august 10th and go with european date structure). Homestuck loves these kinds of dates
>>54811 beautiful page really
>>54815 Well, two weeks then. It will be August 8th in two weeks.
>>54817 Well they wouldn't release it on August 8th. Either 08.01 or 08.10. I'm guessing 08.01 because if its the other they wouldn't have said "a few weeks"
vrissy in the epilogues/bc should've been more like Aranea than Vriska at the start, then, like Aranea, she'd be inspired by Vriska's "coolness" or whatever, and then want to be like her.
>>54819 just reread my post. what I meant is that after meeting Vriska, Aranea wanted to be more like Mindfang, not that she wanted to be more like Vriska herself
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>>54805 As suspected, did not go well. Though I do kind of like the inadvertent Troll vs Spider form it did for reasons I cannot explain. Spoilered for extreme jank.
>>54821 would both of them. this is actually peak monstergirl form tbh
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>>54822 is this you?
>>54825 no :B
>>54809 One week until I continue to not read it.
>>54829 why not? you don't wanna even give it a shot?
>>54830 Fuck no. How does that trashheap have enough money left over to pay cuckoldry shills? Actually nevermind, mishandling funds is all they've ever been good at.
>>54832 I mean I agree it's pretty bad but at least it's entertaining?
>>54833 For cuckold, bestiality, and autogynophilia fetishists. Of which you're 3 for 3 to need to shill it here.
>>54834 no. i have a distaste for cuckold and autogynephilia. bestiality is a fetish I dabble in occasionally though. that's besides the point though, if you don't want to give it a shot, I suppose that's fair, but I did, and I found it entertaining
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>>54783 I took that Classpect Quiz nearly ten years ago. Originally, I was a Prince of Space, but over the years, its gravitated to Mage of Blood. I used the randomly generated Land Generation site and got this as well.
>>54809 I wish to give Tavvy a copy of Rayman Origins.
>>54833 You are very persistent with this argument, aren't you?
>>54838 That is the most embarrassing picture I've ever scene, and I've seen photos of Chris-Chan.
>>54838 Sublime.
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>>54843 I'm not that big of a fan of my land either. I made my own land ages ago.
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>>54848 I think the shirt might be referencing Feferi from infamous webcomic, Homestuck... is this some sort of Homestuck Feference?
Imagine if Karkat, tired of Vriska's shit, decides to grope her fat tits from behind as she tries to throw him off. Hilarious.
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>>54830 Beyond dogshit shills were supposed to stay behind. >>54841 I'll never understand why people shill.
>>54856 >I'll never understand why people shill. Generally, they are people who are uncomfortable with anyone saying something negative about anything, unless it is something they directly also hate (yes, very hypocrite), however, they have problems that drive them to continue using the Internet and push them to keep talking to people about whaaaaat whyyyyy you hate Disney Star Wars???!!! I mean, they ruined everything abouy the original trilogy story. They killed all the characters you loved just because, and somehow Palpatine returned... But hey, I think they're entertaining. Like idk it's more fun to watch them than drinking poison, at least.....
People back in the day said it would be impossible to adapt Homestuck, but adapting it into a television series wouldn't be that hard, actually. Obviously you'd need to trim the fat and change some things for tv ("commands" being the most obvious example), but most of, if not all, of the plot points could remain the same. At least, the parts I remember. I stopped reading somewhere in act 6. I suppose while you could make a good show, it wouldn't be a good homestuck adaptation since all that meta stuff that wouldn't work for tv is part of what makes it homestuck.
>>54857 Painfully correct. I can understand not wanting every conversation to be about how shit the world and everything in it is, but there are plenty of good things to talk about without having to try and desperately prop up such blatant dogshit like beyond cucked for the benefit of... Who? Sycophants that browbeat and manipulated a creator to the point of complete mental degeneration and usurped his work? A dozen whole fans who haven't read the actual comic and would clap equally as loudly for a 24 page slideshow of just the tranny flag? You could replace all of the characters with those of literally any other series with the exact same plot and they'd all cheer and pretend to have been fans of that show instead.
>>54857 i suppose, with a little introspection, that very well may be why i feel the need to tell people to read bc... it's not even really that bad tbh, like yeah, sure, they ruined some of the characters, but it's also an interesting read
>>54857 this, is simply "stop hating things", they want to feel superior for not hating, doesn't get more complicated than that.
>>54861 Provide an example of a bad work of fiction. >>54859 A good conversation topic, if a bit cliche; How would you make a Homestuck show if you were put in charge of adapting it? I've heard people say the Sylladexes should have been a part of Sburb instead of something the kids have from the get go. I kinda get where they're coming from, although I don't really consider it a flaw. I'd probably have the Sylladexes included with the kid's copies of Sburb, which they'd find when opening the packages. It would be stated that the trolls had Sylladexes for a while as another bit of advanced tec in their society but its true origins would be tied to their version of Skaianet. The scratch kids would have theirs be products from Crockercorp that has been available for a while, since the viewers would be used to Sylladexes by that point
What fanventures would you recommend? >>54838 What's the quiz? >>54859 Everything in Homestuck is perfectly adaptable, as long as it's visual. The Pesterlogs, however... those would require some experimental filmmaking, like putting them on the sides of the screen when the events they describe happen, like Karkat's speech. I don't think it could be successfully adapted into a movie, but it could be adapted along the same lines as some modern anime, with long arcs being seasons and major events being movies. As for meta stuff, there would have to be some liberties in adaptation, that being how sometimes the animation would pull out to show that it's on MSPA. Perhaps the intro sequence for each episode would end with going on MSPA.
>>54847 from the thumbnail i thought those were hands groping vriska's ass
>>54868 I know some animes that are generic isekaislop and are extremely generic and boring. That's all i can think of at the top of my head
>>54862 Nta but personally I'd just like to talk about it with more people
>>54878 favorite new character from beyond canon?
>>54879 Can't really say. We haven't done too much with the omegas so I don't really have a favorite yet
Are there any games out there that gives a Homestuck like feel?
>>54881 slap city
>>54871 You don't need pesterlogs these days when you can call through the phone. The typing quirks for the trolls can be done through a characteristic distortion, like volume crunch for Karkat or keytones for Terezi. This would be far better for a visual medium like a series.
>>54868 I think it's kinda fun that sylladexes are just part of the homestuck universe. Even without sburb the homestuck universe is still a videogame-esque world. But yeah, in a tv-show adaptation you'd probably have to introduce them. And if you're doing a movie I'd just leave it out entirely, no time for that
>>54884 >You don't need pesterlogs these days when you can call through the phone. uhm, anon, ever heard of whatsapp and messenger? discord? telegram?
>>54887 Yeah, but I'm talking about something that'd work in a movie or series.
>>54884 Homestuck takes place in 2009 and still has IRC, despite Apple releasing the iPhone two years earlier. It doesn't matter. I think the best way to convey the Pesterlogs would be by doing something similar to SHAFT's style. The most unfortunate thing about a Homestuck series would be people's desperation for lore. The general population would want to know where sylladices and Sburb come from, their purpose, etc, things Hussie handwaved away to focus on drama.
>>54875 I'm not a betting man, but if I were I wouldn't bet against there being fans of each and every one of those isekais with ample defenses to provide for them. Similar to the ones you've provided for BC. Most bad media has some good qualities technically Homestuck is bad media towards the end, after all, but that doesn't make it not bad, and most people won't want to read it because of the things that make it bad. This is especially so for sequel that do bad stuff to the characters like making them hopeless failures who tried to murder their nephews and ran away from their responsibilities. I'm not just reading something that's of overall poor quality despite some cool ideas, but something that makes a mockery of characters they like. Some people may still watch it, either for hate reasons, to find some positive qualities in what is otherwise garbage, or because they actually enjoy garbage, but most people won't and its best for all parties not to fruitless belabor them into reading it. Just post whatever you want to post about it, accept the fact we're on the an innominate Mongolian basket-weaving form on the internet where people can and will defecate on stuff you like, and continue on with your day as usual. >>54871 Sburb Done Quick (finished). I also liked Cool and New webcomic, but that hasn't been updated in years. Kinda wish I new of mspfas that weren't based on homestuck, but I haven't read many fanventures in general. >>54881 The Genesis Project is an attempt to replicate sburb. >>54871 >>54884 >The Pesterlogs People have already done something similar with text messages been shown on screen, but personally I always found those a bit awkward. I'd have Pesterchum have speech-to-text functionality, that way all the chat-logs can be narrated organically. >Meta stuff Maybe you could replace the website stuff with Streaming interface UI stuff. But I feel like it more conventional fourth wall breaks would be better. I was thinking it would mostly consist of Hussie recaps, which slowly become part of the actual plot like they did in the webcomic. ...Maybe Hussie could be watching the kids on an "MSPA streaming platform" during these recap segments? >>54886 >>54891 >I think it's kinda fun that sylladexes are just part of the homestuck universe Yeah, its one of those things that aren't really a flaw, but is a story element that not enough people would "get" as it were. I'd have some throwaway line early on about how Sylladexes were invented by Skaianet and distributed 5 years ago or so the exact timing doesn't matter so they've been around long enough that people are used to them, but not so long that John would be experienced with them. This would also establish why the kids aren't too weirded-out by Sburb being able to warp matter, though you'd still have characters like Dave and Rose question it. I'd also establish that John got his Sylladex recently, hence his ineptitude arguably this was implied in Act 1 anyway, though of course Hussie was coming up with it as he went along. The dicking around with captchaloging would still occur but be condensed down a lot more, which would probably result in most of Act 1 being contained in a single episode. I was thinking up to when John learns of the meteor, which would make a nice cliff-hanger for episode 2. You could have it so Rose's wifi cuts out around this time as well, allowing for the next episode to begin with her. The main issues with Act 1 are: >Cleaning up and streamlining the dicking-around so its an engaging pilot for general audiences >Setting up enough stuff like Sylladexes & Sburb so most audiences won't be off-put by characters just knowing about them, >Not loosing the dicking-around altogether. Is anyone else still doing the weekly read-along? I was hoping for a way to see the blogposts Hussie made when posting a given page at the same time. Anyone know of a way to do this?
>>54897 How many episodes would this hypothetical season of television have? Modern 8-10 episodes? How much of homestuck would you try to get through while keeping in mind you might or might not get more episodes if people like it?
>>54898 Don't know really. Would probably have to keep reading the rest of the next few acts to get an idea. I forgot about the intermissions, and I get the impression most of them would not have enough content for a full episode when subject to the same streamlining the acts would have. Off the hoof, I'd say the season would end just before Hivebent. In other words, season 1 would cover what the map labels "Part 1" Although from what I recall, Act 4 was fairly chunky so I may be over-estimating how much could be fit into 8-12 episodes. I guess that would make season 2 cover "Part 2", beginning with Hivebent and ending with Cascade. Again though, I'd need to re-read all this stuff to get a better idea. Also, I have no experience writing screenplays in the first place. One thing I was thinking about is where John's Haunting refrain would be in season 1. Ideally, John would play this in the first episode since it would then be more impactful when the song is used again later, but it would be hard to get "John randomly plays piano" to work. Much of the fat that needs trimming is random actions, and this one would likely be no exception. The best way to fit it in would be to use the song in the end credits. ...After writing this, I suppose you could open the episode with John playing the piano before he starts messing around, but might that give the audience the wrong impression about how the rest of the episode will go?
>>54899 Since it will be quite a while before the piano gets paid off, you don't need to have it in episode one. You could have a scene where John plays the piano while we show what other characters are doing. But yeah, that structure sounds good
>>54874 blue area isn't nearly big enough to be Vriska's fat a8domen.
Nobody would be able to sit through 'characters just sitting there at the computer as the pesterlogs get read aloud' in TV form. I'd suggest they do only the very shortest of them like that as a callback with text quirks and all. If needed you could do text overlay while other scenes where things actually happen but don't need any real narration or other sounds. You adapt it as suggested with phones and text to speech or calling. Able to save time in the episode by still having the events of the pesterlog be heard, but while doing the actual actions that took place on either end of them. This also sets up the trolls being more technically advanced the same way, with blocking them being pointless as they just reach you through Yet Another Shitty Messenger or phoneline. You'd have to bank on very talented voice actors to give the trolls unique but not annoying voices to fit the quirks though. Don't want to give them too much VFX or it'd just get unlistenable. A little annoying is fine though, they're trolls. My most radical take is the first episode should open on Prospit or Derse, probably with Jade having visions there. You need a strong ass hook to bait people into the insanity, so show them some glitz. Any genuine new watchers will wonder what the fuck that was and who the girl is, even though Jade doesn't show up till much later. Then you can proceed with the more mundane humor of Act 1 with the audience assured weird shit is going on to start linking it all to.
>>54902 The way I imagine the pesterlogs in live action would be a splitscreen where you see both people talking, so they're just in a voicechat. You could even do a funny thing where the troll actors aren't in makeup and instead are just humans because that's what John and the others assume they are
>>54902 >My most radical take is the first episode should open on Prospit or Derse, probably with Jade having visions there. I think that would be pretty good. Maybe you could have her fly over to John's bed and observe him sleeping, before then looking upwards towards Skaia. Cue title card. You'd have Derse visible in the shot as well, if possible. You could even have the Haunting Refrain music played during this scene. I seem to have an autistic fixation on this music lol. >You'd have to bank on very talented voice actors to give the trolls unique but not annoying voices Might be a bit early to talk about this, but obviously the trolls who contributed little to the story would get less screentime than they did originally. The character introductions wouldn't work the same as in the comic anyway unless there's a narrator throughout, but we'd still be spending less time in their hives, they'd have less dialog, the works. I suppose this would be a natural consequence of trimming out stuff that doesn't advance the plot anyway. Character development is important as well though, which is another thing I haven't thought about too much yet. >>54903 >The way I imagine the pesterlogs in live action would be a splitscreen where you see both people talking That sounds good, but I still imagine characters would get portable communication devices earlier on than in the comic. >You could even do a funny thing where the troll actors aren't in makeup and instead are just humans because that's what John and the others assume they are Their side of the screen could be a thought bubble during those scenes.
y'know actually now that I think about it, maybe Homestuck would've been better as a live action show rather than a webcomic
>>54906 No it wouldn't have. Stop lying to yourself
>>54907 Yeah, it would have been better as an animated show. :)
>>54907 i'm literally not lying though. i mean, i wouldn't want it to be completely live action, with no special effects or anything, but i think if a live action movie/show of it were made (with decent cgi) then it'd be
>>54909 Why "live action" specifically?
>>54909 A live action adaptation of anything this weird and grand is always fun because even if they mess it up, it's interesting to see the parts they keep, what the cut, what they add to it. While a live action series makes the most sense, I personally like to think about what a live action movie would be like because that's when stuff gets WEIRD
>>54887 You forget that most normalfags can't read, and those who can hate doing it.
It's gonna finally happen in BC I can just feel it...
Homestuck doesn't need any adaptations, it's fine as is. Stop insisting.
>>54913 If it's gonna happen it'll be June, though. Monkey's paw I suppose
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>>54914 Nobody is saying that it needs it. We're just entertaining the idea
>>54906 based
>>54914 >>54914 >it's fine as is damn nigga that's a good joke
>>54906 It would have been better if it was planned out more than not at all and not so rambling and long. If it was written to be half as long it might have been better for it. Kinda like those "epic fantasy" book series that are 5+ 800+ page books but could have been two.
>>54915 Nope. It's gonna be John lovingly giving her the D (after marriage).
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>>54920 I wish
>>54912 ? whatsapp and telegram are top 10 most used apps in the world. If you mean "they hate reading they want to watch shit" that's also not true, specially nowadays that manga is so popular.
>>54921 I really like her current design in BC. GOD, I WANT HER TO COME OUT OF THE DREAM BULLSHIT AND GIVE JOHN A BIG KISS. I'VE BEEN SO PATIENT.
>>54922 He means reading a book or long article, not that they can't read short one-sentence messages.
>>54923 Dream bullshit?
>>54925 Yeah, Calliope's spirit quest she's on.
>>54926 Are you caught up? She got outta there a while ago
>>54924 There's also a massive difference between reading a message from or conversing with someone you know in real life vs watching somebody else do it for a significant portion of what you expected to be live action entertainment.
pussy so tight call that shit the Arachnid's Grip
Can never seem to get the symbols right, but it gave me a sideways 8 so I will consider that a blessing from the spider goddess.
>>54934 Just do it without the symbol and add it in post
>>54928 In that case I'll go and check it out... Except my internet connection is so shit I can't download the game without the connection timing out! What is it with Homestuck and doing shit that breaks? I mean, it's cool and part of the whole thing, but it really does lead to some frustrations... Like, not even having a link to the plain renpy files? Really?
>>54937 You can find a video upload of it on youtube by "TouringTanuki". It makes no real difference since its less of a game and just a visual novel (the vrisual novel as its called)
>>54935 That's the thing, I'm actually not prompting the symbols on there at all, the AI just puts one there because it knows Homestuck characters all have symbols on their shirts.
>>54945 Its not worth it even if you do. In post is the best way. I've seen Loras that do them pretty well but the tradeoff is they're terrible at changing outfits or shape. More rigid in general.
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I didn't make them but like the idea a lot, so here are the Triclops discussed in the last thread. I spliced together parts of posts from the artist and tried to fill in the blanks. For anyone not in the know, they're a fanspecies initially based on the concept of internet White Knights and expanded into races based on the Classical Zodiac and fantasy RPG classes. Venus is the original character made and the representative of the White Knight species. To the right of him is Mars, a representative of the Black Wizards, who exist opposite to the White Knights. To the left of him is the Moon, a cleric or witch, though the exact title wasn't figured out. The other image is of the remaining planets, and contrary to what was thought last thread, we have an even number and thus don't need more characters. Like the witch/cleric, whether the remaining cast would be the top or bottom row wasn't decided concretely. When it comes to lore, the artist's thoughts were that the planet the Triclopses are on is stuck at medieval technology because Triclops emit counter-electrical signals that disrupt electronics, thus making it impossible for them to be developed in the first place. This is a defense mechanism that exists to counter their natural predator: The Platypus. Platypuses are giant monsters on this planet. White Knights have a typical medieval society, if that society was Tumblr. Those deemed to be the most "oppressed" are the most powerful. Males are subservient to females & gays as penance for patriarchy. The most decorated White Knights are given the chance to mate, but this is a lie told to keep them in line, as in reality the white knight race is perpetuated by a single Alpha Male. Anything about White Knight reproduction hasn't been decided, other than that it's like orangutan mating and that it only applies to White Knights. Black Wizards, on the otherhand, don't have the White Knight defense mechanism, causing them to develop wacky advanced sci-fi technology which they only understand as magic because they dont understand what they're doing. For example, they consider thermodynamics to be a magic system. Black wizards were already disliked for attracting Platypuses, and are now envied for their prosperity. Naturally, they dislike the normals in return. They would be the "imageboard user" stand in and are based on the 30 year old wizard meme. Also, they are where the computers of the other kids in this session came from, having a forbidden-friendship which resulted in the creation of insulated devices they can use without disrupting.
>>54950 I just looked at Mercury again, and it looks like we really do need an eighth character, since the ranger and monk were just options for Mercury. Whoops.
>>54946 Doing anything in post sounds like effort, and as an AI slopper I don't think anyone should be expecting that of me
So we had assigned the Trolls to Chaos Cuts. What great house from Battletech could they be?
>>54950 Fuck it, I've made a proposal for the first three kids with color and some edits. Again, not the original artist.
>>54959 And here's a partially colored, partially edited proposal for the remaining triclops. I got bored by the time I reached Mercury. Jupiter's feet are partially white because they're wearing socks with sandals. I wanted to convey that they're a barbarian in a Homestuck-y way. Their eyes are white with blue rims because that's how the original artist made them. Other than that, I left things white where I didn't know what to color them.
>>54962 >Jupiter's feet I meant Sun's feet.
>>54962 Shouldn't Mercury be a tranny due to the symbol's association with hermaphrodites. ...Actually I have a better idea. What if, in their session, Mercury was two individuals serving the role of one player because they both shared the same client/server or whatever. I'm not sure how that would work with Paradox Space shenanigans though.
>>54985 >Shouldn't Mercury be a tranny due to the symbol's association with hermaphrodites. Mercury's symbol being associated with troons is only a modern thing. That said, Mercury is, in real life astrology, considered mentally unstable. Mercury is both its own best friend and worst enemy, depending on whether it's day or night. >Actually I have a better idea. What if, in their session, Mercury was two individuals serving the role of one player because they both shared the same client/server or whatever I wonder what would happen if twins, either fraternal or identical, tried to play SBURB. If they had a single computer with enough USB ports and monitors, could they divide the role of server and client player, or would they have to have two separate computers with two separate copies of SBURB? Then again, what if they got SBURB electronically? I don't know if it would work mechanically. I'd imagine that, theoretically, two players both playing SBURB at the same time in the same house would have to enter the Medium at the same time for neither player to be considered doomed and the chain to continue. However, another possible outcome would be separate planets which would divide the house into halves, like Dave and Sollux's apartments. Anyway, I think Ranger Mercury would fit these two ideas, since they look so similar and could have the most drama between them, and Mercury is associated with Gemini. It would also be derivative to have characters with horns, which is what I assumed Nun Mercury had given how the original artist made her hood have points and gave Ranger Mercury wings on their heads.
>>54993 >Mercury's symbol being associated with troons is only a modern thing. Yeah but Mars and Venus being associated with Male and Female is modern too. But in any case, my idea is to have the mercury “player” be two separate people so the “player” is technically both male and female. I thought it would be an interesting little twist. > Mercury is, in real life astrology, considered mentally unstable >Symbol trannies associate with is also associated with mental instability What are the odds? > It would also be derivative to have characters with horns, which is what I assumed Nun Mercury had given how the original artist made her hood have points and gave Ranger Mercury wings on their heads. The wings were fashion accessories, and the nun was just wearing a square habit.I
>>54997 >my idea is to have the mercury “player” be two separate people so the “player” is technically both male and female I'm racking my brain trying to think of ways this could work. Sgrub proves that Sburb doesn't need a disk to function, and, given the medieval setting, it may be a better idea to have Sburb be a kind of magic spell that the Black Wizard player found uploaded to a server in the Furthest Ring and translated. With this idea in mind, maybe the Black Wizard broke a ring of copy protection to enable both Mercury players to play at once because he has limited resources to make computers. Both Mercuries would have Kernelsprites, personal quests, mythological roles, classpects, dream selves, etc, but when they enter the Medium, they'd have to do it at the same time. When they enter the Medium, their house would split in half. They'd be the last ones to enter the Medium, too. That said, I just thought it through and realized that the even player rule was something I invented on accident because every session I've seen is a multiple of 2. It would even work out evenly on Derse and Prospit and be able to be a running joke, especially if any other species intervene like the Trolls and start asking questions. That solves that. Something else I've been thinking about is Classpects. Given how each race is based on a traditional fantasy RPG class, there's an obvious pitfall of assigning each player a Classpect based on the class their race was inspired by. To get around this, expectations could be subverted. For example, Venus could be a Page. Being the John of the group, this would subtly establish the difference between class/race and classpect.
>>54999 To give an in-universe reason as to why the Black Wizard had to break copy protection, maybe Mercury is a race which only has twins, and, as a society, views twins as single people because only one of them can live into adulthood. Given their appearances, it's obvious that Mercury (Female) is the more likely candidate to live, but playing Sburb allows Mercury (Male) a chance to change this. I mentioned Derse and Prospit and have been mulling that around in my mind. My suggestion for that is >Venus (Derse) >Mars (Prospit) >Moon (Prospit) >Mercury Female (Derse) >Mercury Male (Prospit) and >Jupiter Male (Derse) >Saturn Female (Derse) >Sun Male (Prospit) or >Jupiter Female (Derse) >Saturn Male (Prospit) >Sun Female (Derse) Despite their appearances and behaviors, Venus and Mars are on Derse and Prospit, respectively, because Venus is uncomfortable with who he is, but Mars is comfortable. Still, this is just another suggestion.
>>54947 Vriska will be gay when she kisses June on her lips. Love wins
>>54962 Ayo genderbends. Sick man, they're great.
>>54999 Didnt caliborn and calliope play off the same computer? Anyways theres no real logical reason why you couldn't run server for a client on your own computer. Just close one when running the other, if that.
>>55006 she owes me sex btw
>>55007 I don't think so, considering she is fictional and you're some guy on knockoff 4chan
>>55008 no. the fact that i'm posting on *8* chan means that she owes me sex. y'know, because of her 8 motif. it only fits
>>55009 Maybe you owe her your eternal servitude in the acid mines because you're using her website
>>55010 a releationship is all about give and take. I give her internal servitude, she gives me sex and 5 hour infodumps
>>55011 I never said anything about a relationship, acid boy
>>55012 if she was willing to get with fucking Jake English, she clearly doesn't have high standards, which means that I have a chance
>>55013 Implying you're as handsome and charming as the young mr. english
>>55014 bro Jake was spilling his spaghetti and Aranea was still like "if you were dead we could 8e together" and shit. I assure you that I can mog Jenglish
>>55017 don't listen to the haters vriska.... you look like you're an absolute GLUTTON for human cock
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>I........ I don't look like I fuck human men?
>>55019 I'm guessing you're reading it right now? What are your thoughts?
>>55007 hey........ back off........ she's mine
>>55021 there's more than one aranea due to timeline shenanigans. there's enough spider troll to go around
imagine... your own harem of araneas....
>>55022 We've only ever seen one of her in the comic (unless you count Mindfang), so I can't take that chance. I'm sorry. She's mine.
>>55025 well there's multiple versions of other beforans, therefore those ones are from different timelines, and therefore there would be other araneas from their timelines. though, in case there is only one Aranea, we fight to the death and my spiderlust powers me up enough to win easily
Can the ai fags generate more ancestors? I like their dumb neon glowy bits
>>55027 dumb neon glowy bits?
>>55029 All the ancestors have like tron lines on their outfits, usually in the shape of their signs
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>>55030 ??? are you talking about this
>>55031 I'm talking about the ancestors, not the dancestors
>>55004 I didn't draw them. I just colored and touched them up (got rid of stray pixels and connected lines so I could use the fill tool) and did a little editing. >>55005 The Cal Sessions were Dead Sessions, and in neither timeline did the Cals share dominance of their body in the long term. What I think is being proposed, and what I've been trying to solve, is two players playing with the same SBURB client and server disks/applications on the same computer as a link in a group, and I can't figure out how that would work because, unless SBURB was altered in some way, I think it would consider whoever started the respective applications first to be the players attached to them. This would be easier to figure out if Hussie had showed anything in the Troll session.
>>55026 My personal theory was that she disposed of them, somehow. With her abilities, I would imagine she could manipulate anyone with lesser willpower than hers, including other versions of herself. I know during the Hivebent days we assumed certain blood castes had different immunities and weaknesses to certain powers, but I think that was more a commentary on Vriska's capabilities rather than someone like Aranea whose powers are far more powerful.
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The illusion of trying to leave with or without giving the Heiress her )(ug. Or double bucketfull. Iunno the kabedon splice came out alright but the hug stretched things. >>55032 I think thats just patterns in the cloth not neon, but it does give me an idea to tweak with older tries at a disciple (like picrel) later.
>>55055 Oh yes please more disciple
>>55044 or maybe all the other Araneas died before they played Sgrub? I don't think we've ever seen anyone who has a ghost and didn't play Sgrub/Sburb or the like, so I can only assume our Aranea was the only who played Sgrub or something
>>55055 >Big Fef, Smol Sol Not bad, not bad. Nice palindrome too.
>>55059 I might need to double check, the flashback where one of the doomed Aradiabots is talking about a timeline where Gamzee went crazy early and killed everyone, were those panels on LOPAH or in Karkat's neighborhood on Alternia? I guess I always thought his rampage happened on Alternia, but it probably makes more sense for it to have happened during the session and across the 12 planets (a parallel between him and Jack).
ara ara~ (Aranea x Aradia)
I think the 4cuck jannies had a point.
>>55072 Which was?
>>55072 You can always go back to the bots and demoralized schizos anytime.
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dead of night. time for sweaty tziddies...
>>55075 That /hsg/ are just hornypost circlejerks comprises of trite posts. We don’t need 20 posts that are all variations of “mommy aranea owes me sex”. It would be one thing if this was part of a larger post, but that’s all half of the posts are. In case it never occurred to you, you can post lewd images WHILE at the same time posting some substantial conversation. It can even be conversation related to the lewds. Look, I’ll start: We established a while back how trill women could hypothetically get Impregnated by human men; what would be the ramifications of this? How would the cast react to discovering this? Let’s say your favourite human male x troll female ship is now canon and they find out the girl is pregnant after having nasty human sex, then they inform the rest of the cast.
Besides using AI for art, do you ever use it to roleplay?
>>55085 Vriska would be freaking out since she didn't think it was even possible while John is super happy about becoming a dad. Vriska would be like "no way, I'm aborting this. This is not normal" but then the dormant hormones would kick in and she would be super maternal and proud of the fact that not even biological differences can stop the serket genes. John would get her nerdy t-shirts that have funny pregnancy-related pictures like a baby with a loading screen and stuff like that. Rose and Kanaya would be happy for them though they would both come to the same conclusion that they need to help the two with the child since both Vriska and John probably aren't the best suited to actually be parents. Dave and Terezi would be like "nice job bro" while karkat flips out over the fact that it even worked and how it makes no sense biologically speaking
>>55085 The time for hardcore structured discussion of HS that you would still have a fit over your inability to control was over a decade ago. Weird horny endures but it at least allows for ad hoc nice conversations about anything. Purity spiral whining does not. >>55089 Ive dabbled but its in an even harsher spot than pictures as far as needing localgen or paying an API to be any good. Since its textual it's a lot easier for crawlers to see nono content and advertisers to have a conniption so it's usually too strangleholded to do much and youre left on a shitty tredmill of finding which one has a working jailbreak. Grok was good awhile but the recent mecha hitler debacle had them do some heavy handed lobotomizing. Maybe theyll ease off it when the buzz dies down. Always comes down to your taste in content though, the more vanilla or sometimes more wildly esoteric you are the easier it is to avoid censors. Always found novelai to be far more of a ghostwriter than anything else though. It'll try and continue what you start but it will always need you firmly in the driver's seat.
>>55090 >Vriska Sorry, but Terezi is the one getting Egbert eggplant, so Vriska is a VrisCUCK.
>>55089 I've considered using AI images as my character reference on Dreambubble but it seems like the place that would have an arbitrary rule against it.
>>55099 Hey! I also roleplay in Dreambubbles c:
>>55097 It's my AU, John can get with whoever I want
>>55102 Never understood the place. Seems too annoying to set up a scene when you have to make the case for everything in one line or probably get dropped. Plus no continuity kinda sucks with how flakey the server is.
>>55104 Well the intention was always that it is a temporary stuff to use until MxRP2 is finally finished.
>>55103 Just as long as it's accepted that he only fucks troll women we're all on the same team. His marriage with Roxy is stale because he needs that grey pussy.
>>55083 you can post nsfw on blue boards here as long as it's spoilerd?
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>>55107 So long as its not a flood of it and its kept to containment generals like ourselves. Its in the rules post in the board's pinned thread. The general tone of it was a "im not trying to police you all but if you make me im going straight to brutality." sort of deal.
>>55108 I will never forgive Hussie
>>55116 Me neither, man. Me neither. The worst part is that it's not really about the ship, but just how much it brings the story back down to something so simple as love. The thing is that the question of whether or not someone who has done bad things can or should be forgiven, it's about if they can move on, find love, have a life after all the hurt. It's also a way of going on to John's desire to "act out" cheesy movies by putting him face to face with how complicated something like this would be. And it doesn't need an "uhm, ackshually Con Air sucks" scene either.
>>55108 This shit is emblematic of homestuck's shitty writing >words words words >zero content >zero character >le funny typing quirk
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>>55125 According to you, which post here was bait? Please tell me.
>>55123 The "uhm actually con air sucks." Thing was such absurdly blatant copium from the nu "writers". All libshits have to try so hard to correct the record and pretend that nothing good has ever happened before them and they are the sole source of it in some vain hope you won't look back just a year or two and start doing comparisons.
>>55127 That happened in the actual comic still written by Hussie.
>>55129 He took his hands off the wheel barely into Act 6 even if he didnt pull the name till later. The Kate crew started running the show for a depressingly long time. But id safely call pre and post kickstarter Hussie a different person anyways.
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>>55108 Don't do this to me man
>>55099 >>55102 Remember when Msparp had 20K users daily? I do.
Mm. Last time I was on DB, someone called me out for using AI art of a Humanoid Vriska. Fun stuff. Banned for a week.
>>55143 Why Hex and Steven are so retarded?
>>55144 Theyre reacting to what happened with the British Asshole, Thelle. I got banned for a few days because I, in character, was disgusted with some fat smelly slobs modifier. We kept connecting because the blacklist doesn't fucking work. Then there's the trouble with masking - I tried reporting it, but nothing happens, and the guy kept masking.
>>55147 And then there's Cherp. Friend tried getting into it. Made a RP wholly originally. Got banned for 50 years because innocently suggested that the two of them should move to discord.
>>55148 I could never find much on cherp that wasn't 36 identical faggy humanstuck ads. If I'm doing shit with the trolls why would I not want them to BE trolls? There's 8+ perfectly good humans if I want to focus on human things.
>>55132 I wish we had a clearer picture of which parts of homestuck proper were written by other people. Would make it a lot easier to divorce those parts from the rest of it. Still, most of the more egregious examples of character assassination occur in “post-canon”. >Davekat is only “canonized” in the the epilogues, with Dirk literally forcing it into being canon via narrative influence >Roxy only became a tranny in the epilogues >Jade becoming a huge hoe that makes everyone uncomfortable only happened in the epilogues >Jade having the infamous DOG DICK only got implied in the epilogues >And of course, the many examples found in Beyond Cucked are either continuations of the flaws in the epilogues or new additions. It’s interesting how so much wrong with homestuck these days ties back to the epilogues. It actually makes the latter half of the original webcomic look better in comparison. I’m reminded of the Star Wars comparison earlier. It’s like Act 6 is the Star Wars prequels, and the epilogues + beyond canon are Disney Wars. In a way, I kinda appreciate the post canon content, if only for the fact that it encapsulates so much of this awful stuff into the category of Not Canon. It’s also funny that Beyond Cuck’s plot of Dirk taking “narrative control” and making everything like a gay fanfic works so well as a metaphor for what happened with homestuck proper. Almost makes me wonder if the epilogues & become canon are actually Hussie throwing shade at the tumblrization of homestuck and the Kate crew under their noses, since supposedly he wrote the outline. The truth is probably that he’s just cucked though. Pic unrelated.
>>55151 I had some good RPs, but I let go of Cherp ages ago and they're all gone now. I never deleted the chats. I still read them sometimes.
I've made a color proposal for the Ranger Mercuries and updated the image to include it. I unintentionally gave them Dante's color scheme. The inclusion of fingerless gloves, and the differences in fingers aren' intentional, either. I don't know if they have 4 or 5 digits. What do you think the typing quirks each of them would have, if any? Also, we haven't figured out the equivalencies for each species. So far, we have >White Knight = White Knights/Tumblr >Black Wizards = 30 Year Old Wizards/Imageboard Users >Orange Clerics/Witches = ? >Purple(?) Bards = ? >Green Rogues = ? >Gold Barbarians = ? >Red Rangers = ? Also, the end of Mars's laser and the spikes on the Suns' clubs are intentionally similar colors. I had the idea that the clubs could be big carved rocks with the same minerals insde of them that the Black Wizards use to power their technology.
what powers does a rage player have?
>>55156 We don't know, same with Mind, Blood and Doom. Basically, no aspect that wasn't part of a human has ever been shown. But that might change relatively soon if it's true that the omega kids have those four missing aspects (which is very likely)
>>55157 Actually nevermind, I guess we technically saw some Mind stuff with Terezi like being able to see Brain Ghost Dirk and doing the thing with John's retcon powers
>>55158 We also see Mind supplement Terezi's normal deduction skills into straight up seeing an alternate timeline based off the most likely choices Vriska would've made before she killed her.
>>55158 And being able to see different timelines if I recall correctly. "Seeing the consequence of decisions".
>>55161 >>55162 True. I wonder who is going to get what classpect. Vrissy will probably be Thief of Mind (combination of Vriska and Terezi). Tavvy could be Bard of Doom, Yiffy Sylph of Rage and Harry Mage of Blood?
Disco Elysium except its Terezi and she's just like that normally. Sollux for Kim to complete the trollcops meme.
>>55108 Any good John/Vriska fanfics anyone can recommend?
So, /hsg/ tell me, what VTubers you like to watch??? Or do you don't like VTubers???
>>55174 Don't really watch vtubers outside of the occasional reaction channel. I like Aliciaxlife, she's sassy and cries a lot
>>55174 Imagine a VTuber in Hussie's style.
>>55169 I don’t think fanfics are very popular these days.
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>>55164 Couldn't resist.The trollcops. And someone who probably knows a lot more than she's letting on.
>>55169 I'm also strugggling to find fics for my otp so I'm just going to write one
>>55205 What is your OTP?
>>54793 >Having to take a consistent and consequential leadership position with a lasting reputation in a small group sounds more like a blood player
>>54838 > Originally, I was a Prince of Space, but over the years, its gravitated to Mage of Blood why do you feel you gravitated? >I used the randomly generated Land Generation site and got this as well cool site, especially for drawing up ideas. I really like and go by classpect anon's take on what my land would be: mud and temples. it's pretty fitting for me
>>55206 dirk x dave. over half the fics are unfinished, ooc, or randomly have dave being trans or some shit or some reason
>>55186 Pity. :( >>55205 If I don't find any good spider8reath fics soon I might have to resort to that as well. So mad they skipped John in the Vriska VN thing! It's like the team behind HS now pick the worst option every single time. >>55209 I hate reading a pretty good fic then you get hit with a "her cock" or "his pussy".
>>55210 I can deal with chicks with dicks but gents with cunts are where I draw the line
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>>55210 >If I don't find any good spider8reath fics soon I might have to resort to that as well. I highly recommend it. not only do you get to put content you want to see out into the world for like-minded fans, but writing is also based and fun in general >So mad they skipped John in the Vriska VN thing! wow they didn't even do that much for them despite all the powerful moments they had together? >I hate reading a pretty good fic then you get hit with a "her cock" or "his pussy". it's pretty frustrating there's no real way to filter out these kinds of "interpretations" on characters
>>55209 >randomly have dave being trans Not even the faggots are safe from being toblerone'd AI guy, can you generate a picture of John shoving a toblerone down the throat of the dyke in pic 2? >>55210 I also dislike how they drew her ugly & off model, if your talking about pesterquest.
>>55215 Nah, I mean the Ghosts of Christmas Past VN on page 666 of Beyond Canon.
>>55210 All fics will probably be old ones but it depends what you're looking for. Pure smut? Some kind of AU? Retelling? Etc.
>>55210 >>55212 Its especially bad when you consider that most of the sympathetic side of Vriska was only shown during her interactions with John. >>55219 Speaking of, I think the biggest problem with the Epislogues & Beyond Cucked isn’t that it’s “bad on purpose”, but that it seems self-conflicting on whether it’s actually supposed to be bad on purpose or supposed to be good. Davekat, for instance; in one of the epilogue timelines Dirk used his meta powers to force it into being canon. This seems like a clever commentary on how tumblr fujoshi and yurifags force their crack ships into canonicity, especially with Dave remarking that the whole thing felt off, but then you have Obama in the other timeline telling Dave that actually he was gay all along, which naturally implies that the author is trying to make out Davekat isn’t a forced crackship ham shoved in at the last moment.
>AI guy, can you generate a picture of John shoving a toblerone down the throat of the dyke in pic 2? Here are some references if they help the AI.
>>55224 your fetishes are getting really specific and probably unhealthy
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>>55223 Might be able to but I also wouldn't want to subject an innocent copyright infringement machine to depicting one of Homestuck's biggest evils so you can have this silly GPT bit instead.
https://mohdoo.fr/bidouille/homestucksort/ I think it'd be fun if you guys took this quiz-sort-thing, and posted results. Here's my btw
>>55227 I think you could get away with depicting a generic beige woman, but this is pretty kino also.
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Can't believe they made >>54809 canon. Also that hairline on Tavvy
>>55227 Speaking of... Just a reminder that Vriska canonically has breasts no matter what the tobleroners say.
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>>55243 Trans women can have breasts too, you know? Also none of the characters flash-specific appearances in the comic are canon. The act 7 anime vriska is as canon as this vriskagram one, you know?
>>55243 I mean halequiussprite comfirms female trolls have breasts but not for the reason humans do or some shit
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>>55245 Aranea canonically has large enough breasts for them to bounce up and down when she moves to fast
>>55244 Yes, I'm sure that's why everyone who likes that forced meme including Beyond Canon Staff insistently depicts her as being flatter than a brick wall. Plus 98% of the pics depicting females in the vriskagrams have them flat-chested anyway so it doesn't really mean much, especially when most of them show the characters at a younger age. >>55245 Troll women were confirmed to have breasts from the moment we first saw Karkat's room. I don't get why people keep forgetting this.
I dont even like Nep that much outside meowrails as a concept (Equius is best troll). But she is fun to put in outfits.
>>55246 >Aranea canonically has large enough breasts for them to bounce up and down when she moves to fast I mean I don't doubt that but I thought meenah was being more figurative here with the "calm your tits" joke really like this interpretation on their clothes and body in the first pic
>>55250 Well yeah, calm your rumble spheres is clearly troll speak for calm your tits. But I feel like Meenah actually talking about them "looking lively" implies a certain amount of movement
>>54897 > >The Genesis Project is an attempt to replicate sburb. it's shit, but everytime i explain why it's shit some subhuman niggerfaggot says that "but sburb was a buggy piece of shit too so it's okay for genesis project to suck niggerballs" makes me genuinely mad
>>55246 >>55251 >But I feel like Meenah actually talking about them "looking lively" implies a certain amount of movement could be. I just personally took it to be hussie running away with metaphors as he so likes to often do. most noticeably with dave but on narration and other characters too. I definitely see what you mean now though
>>55253 opps fucked up my post did not mean to reply to the first post again
>>55251 Really showcases how tumblrism ruins all discourse. Everyone sane accepted trolls are 95% just gray humans using funny words as was the original joke long ago. A joke even doubled down on by trolls having a separate set of diction that literally is just the normal human way of referring to things except its seen as a weird posh dialect. (Or hick one, i forget if it was highbloods or lowbloods who used normal terms.) Yes its fun to theorize about alien biology but sadly thats not what they want, they want troon shit. Which would actually run absolutely contrary to interesting alien physiologies.
An idea has come to mind. Sollux as an Adeptus Mechanicus.
>>55246 I don't care what Hussie or Roach aor anyone says, Aranea's the Stacked Serket here.
Do we know who Aranea’s ectobiological “parents” are? Vriska is one, of course, but who’s the other? >>55255 People underestimate the principle of “less is more”. “95% just gray humans” is pretty strong character design. Most of the attempts to make them look more “interesting” or “alien” don’t just make them uglier, but also make them over-designed messes.
>>55248 pic was a series of photosets taking place after the comic right? where do I see all of them?
>>55265 No, you’re thinking of the snapchats. Pretty sure they’re all saved on the wiki.
>>55244 Comparing the Vriskagrams to act 7 feels like comparing apples to oranges for several reasons. Before getting into it, it’s clear the main point being argued here isn’t whether or not Vriska was originally a tranny, since as we all know that was a toblerone retcon. The crux is whether or not Vriska canonically had visible breasts in Homestuck proper. While it’s true there’s a degree of design ambiguity in how the characters are depicted both in flashes and in general, this is generally in terms of height, weight, and build, not so much on what anatomy the character does or does not have. Indeed, characters being shown without anatomical features like noses or ears doesn’t mean it’s ambiguous or up to the reader whether certain characters have them. Even human characters are depicted many times without these features after all and as others have mentioned trolls have been depicted with these features by Hussie himself; both via various photoshops that confirms how photorealistic trolls would look Karkat’s romance novel even confirms they have nipples, and via various hussnasty depictions. So the anatomy characters have isn’t really Schrödinger’s canon the same way the specific shape of those features may be. For example, a troll may have a big pointy nose or a small flat one, but the fact they have a nose isn’t up for debate. Now, at various times through out the webcomic, most of the female characters have been depicted without breast. In part this is due to simple age, particularly earlier on, but it’s also occurs later on for characters who have been shown to have breasts. Much like noses and ears, this occasional absence in different artstyles isn’t indicating that it’s ambiguity the way their character’s weight might be ambiguous. It’s also worth noting that a lot of these later examples, including the vriskagram, were compilations of different artists who at that point were influenced by headcanons and general art trends popular on tumblr at the time. Plus even in the Vriskagrams, Vriska is in several pics shown to have the same slight bump on her chest as other female characters, whereas the males are shown without this bump. So it’s not quite a point in favour of “flat Vriska”. Act 7 on the other hand has a more cohesive artistic vision, and I see no reason to think Hussie wasn’t overseeing the character designs here. The artstyle here shares a lot of the same design ambiguity as hero-mode: >the kids and trolls are all around the same height & weight (more specifically, dudes all have the same masculine build and gals all have the same feminine one >the kids and trolls have no visible noses >they all have 3 fingers >overall design is fairly simple This makes the unambiguous areas stand out all the more. The only female character who doesn’t have breasts here is Calliope; a cherub. All the female humans AND female trolls (Vriska included) are shown to have breasts, small ones, sure, but still very much present. Perhaps it’s hard to tell in certain shots, but if anything those would only make the cases where breasts are visible (like ones with Vriska for instance) all the more significant (kinda like how Kanaya and Rose are shown with noses at the end. If Hussie wanted to leave it ambiguous whether or not Vriska was flat, he could have had all the female characters be depicted flat all the time. Despite this being intended as the grand finale, he depicted all the females with breasts; establishing once more that its canon they have boobs. So there were never really any grounds to think Vriska as a grown woman or even as a late teenager would be flat, or any of the female humans & trolls for that matter. All that’s really ambiguous is how large said breasts would be. Even then, because the trolls share a lot of traits with their dancestors, it’s unlikely her cup size would be much different from Aranea’s (which at the very least are suggested to be not small). Thank you for listing to my Ted Talk on Vriska’s breasts.
>>55271 Given how she appeared in Act 7, it does stand to reason that Vriska is actually the biggest, just based on that walking animation. She might even be a D-Cup.
>>55273 >She might even be a D-Cup
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Uhmm... so, there's a new HSBC Upd8. It's not the Addendum 2 like we assumed but an Intermission. It's, um, well, unique? You'll never guess who appears https://beyondcanon.com/story/774
>>55277 How about you storytime it here, in this very thread, anon?
>>55283 I don't think people care enough about HSBC for it to be storytimed. I wouldn't want to spam the thread
>>55284 Put it in an imgur then.
>>55285 Why not just go to the actual website
>>55286 If you were not a shill, you would not care if >we didn’t go onto their website.
>>55287 It's just a hassle to put all the images on imgur and also add all the narration plus there's a website change in the update so you can't even replicate that. I don't think it's shilling to link to the actual comic... in a thread about that comic??
>>55288 Must of hidden that threads, all I can see is the Homestuck General thread. :o)
>>55277 I'd prefer to re-read the original Homestuck before looking at any spin-offs, even if I hadn't heard bad things about said spin-offs. Admittedly that will take a while since I'm on act 1. Speaking of... Is anyone else still doing the read-through? I haven't seen anyone else post about it even in 4cuck
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>>54730 >>54733 Funny, you reminded me of something.
>>55229 finished. surprised I rated some of these as high up as I did jane, jade, and nepeta being that high on your list makes sense given your tastes. kinda expected you to have kanaya higher though
playing too much dead estate
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>>55229 There is a pattern if you look at the top four
>>55298 Your tastes are incredible, the world needs more people like you.
>>55299 Thank you. I was surprised by how high up Meenah is. I mostly like her as a pair with Karkat, so with him being relatively low in the top 10 I didn't expect Meenah to score about her older self
>>55300 *above, not about
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>>55298 Im sensing a coding for sure.
>>55300 One of my favorite things about your tier list is how low Jade is. Possibly one of the most overrated characters in of the whole story. I don't know why so many people insist on being so passionate about her, when the other girls are much better.
>>55302 Well, I like their young versions too >>55303 Actually I don't know what went wrong there because I like Jade more than Rose and yet Rose ended up being way higher
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>>55312 who cares?
>>55313 Bro first new official species since Cherubs! New characters! At least give it a try
>>55312 Maybe this would be a good place to pick up BC?
After this many years how are vermin this bad at shilling? How many patreon bucks were misappropriated for this garbage? Can we hire TOD to trick some more out until they don't have a budget for it?
>>55316 I was just saying that it might be a good time to pick up BC. It might be especially so for someone who hasn't read BC before. It's a totally new species, possibly without any ties to previous stories for some time.
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New official homestuck fanwork forum! https://www.fruityrumpus.com/
>>55317 Just stop talking like an advertisement. Simple as. >>55292 >Is anyone else still doing the read-through? Evidently not.
>>55313 based
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So how do we feel about her? I like her a lot
>>55314 The day they admit that making Roxy trans was a mistake
>>55327 You still have another Roxy who got egbert'd
>>55328 And? It's not like that prevents me from having to deal with people with Trans Roxy's pfp when I join a Homestuck Discord server looking for roleplay.
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>>55321 >we Divorced from any context, its a neat enough design. However, with the context of Homestuck in mind, the design looks fairly derivative. Like a black troll with Rose's logo for hair.. Kind of like Kanaya and Rose's child which I suppose is the point, if that child was black. >>55330 >Discord There's your problem. >>55303 Nah, Jade is patrician.
I remember when I first read Hivebent I thought the trolls all corresponded to the kids. That idea quickly stopped making sense when there were more than 4 trolls, of course, but I still headcanon'd it with some of them. It was sometimes based on their personalities and sometimes based on their position in the story and/or design than personalities. Karkat - John Kanaya - Rose Sollux - Dave Feferi - Jade Maybe all 12 trolls could be divided up between the kids? That would be 3 trolls per kid.
>>55321 I feel like its an ugly and desperate move by intellectually dishonest parasites who have no better options than some kind of terrible half reboot because they're too cowardly and intellectually compromised to undo all the damage already caused by the prior awful writing team. And that shills should kill themselves first and foremost
>>55344 Sorry thats cultural parasites i am slightly sloshed. They dont have much brains to parasitize, just be dishonest with.
Lmao. >>55321 AI guys, can you generate a pic of this character reading Mein Kampf?
>>55346 Have you considered picking up a pen and drawing it yourself?
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>>55333 Gave it a go. Some were pretty clear cut, and others could be argued to be associated with multiple kids. Also tried making a Venn Diagram but I don't think it makes total sense.
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I started reading Homestuck in middle school the day it began and gave up reading right around the time it hit critical mass on Tumblr and somethingawful. A little after Gamzee murdered all of the other trolls and around when I got tired of how insufferable the writing and humor was since I wasn't 12 anymore like when I starting reading Problem Sleuth. ...you're telling me it was only half over and there was an entire other two/three casts of characters to be introduced and more gay troll shit too?
mwah
>>55357 Yeah. You never even reached the Scratch. Give it another chance but take things with a grain of salt starting with Act 6.
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>>55332 >Discord >There's your problem. No shit sherlock. Where can I find roleplay with decent human beings then?
>>55366 I don't understand the propensity to "roleplay" in the first place, so the only advice that comes to mind is to make your own rp server. Just don't use discuck.
>>55390 Those are some retarded rules.
>>55390 just write "I'm a guy" if its so important to you
>>55393 Wonder how quickly you'd get banned if you put in "Attack Helicopter" >>55393 Pretty sure that would just get him banned.
>>55394 >Wonder how quickly you'd get banned if you put in "Attack Helicopter" Meant to reply to >>55390
>>55318 Its never enough for these people is it? Give them an inch and they take a mile.
>>55396 Anon, you can't get mad at every headcanon some rando on the internet has. Especially one called "LatulaFeet"
>>55397 >you can't get mad at every headcanon some rando on the internet has Watch me
Thinking about how we skipped 5 months of the alpha kids' session and missed out on alchemy sessions and cool outfits.
>>55396 what are they asking for here? that a writer write joey to be trans? what if there's no room in the story for this topic to even come up?
>>55396 https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/can-joey-claire-be-transfem-please >Age 17 years >Age 17 years >Age 19 years >Age 18 years >Age 15 years >Age 16 years
>>55401 When faced with a lack of real children to groom, the tranny will seek digital substitutes.
>>55401 Its funny because Joey is already a lesbian. Truly, not even the faggots are safe.
>>55399 Considering how much melodrama was in their session, it’s probably for the best. Speaking of which, what are your opinions on the melodrama in Homestuck? Was it as bad as people say? Were the criticisms blown out of proportion? >>55354 I feel like Aradia is more of an inbetween for Rose and Jade personality/thematically wise than Feferi inso far as she was the mysterious waif who knew more about the game, although I understand the logic behind feferi what with her being bubbly but also associated with horror terrors. Terezi doesn’t seem that similar to Jade beyond the dragon association being vaguely similar to Jade’s furfaggotry. And the plushes I guess. Gamzee isn’t very similar to Rose beyond vague darkness, and is only similar to John in that he was goofy earlier on. Kanaya is more similar to Rose than anyone else. Sollux is more similar to Dave than anyone else. Tavros isn’t similar to Dave in anyway I can tell. I don’t know what to do with Eridan beyond his wizard association being similar to Rose. I guess it makes sense to compare Vriska with Dave, but for John it’s a bit of a stretch but I suppose Vriska is a “trickster” of sorts.
>>55405 >>55405 Personally, I've always been of the opinion that the teen/romance drama that became so prevalent in Homestuck's later years, while it was definitely a major departure from what originally made Homestuck appealing, wasn't necessarily terrible for it. I think the problem was that in most cases, Andrew only had two options for resolving it: do it off-screen (which isn't satisfying in the slightest) or have the characters hash it out in a long Pesterlog (which can be exhausting to read). And I don't think either of those particularly work. Honestly, the peak of Homestuck melodrama was when it was happening between trolls during Act 5, because the solution usually involved fighting, and that's always fun. Could you imagine how much cooler it would have been, as an example, for Dave and Dirk to deal with their tension with a duel, instead of just cuddling on the roof yammering on about it for like 12 pages?
>>55406 >the peak of Homestuck melodrama was when it was happening between trolls during Act 5, because the solution usually involved fighting, and that's always fun. Could you imagine how much cooler it would have been, as an example, for Dave and Dirk to deal with their tension with a duel, instead of just cuddling on the roof yammering on about it for like 12 pages? This, pretty much. The problem with the melodrama wasn’t that it existed, but that it largely supplanted the plot rather than working in tandem with it. It’s not the most groundbreaking critique, but in this case I think it’s so prevalent because it’s true. Also act 6 was gayer, lol. I guess a more constructive discussion would be how to go about fixing the melodrama. Dirk and Dave dueling is a great example.
>>55414 A good enough duel between them would've beat DMC to the punch on all the lawnchair memes. And it does seem like Dirk to demand you duel him for an apology even knowing he's wrong.
>>55414 Probably doesn't help that Act 6 has so many timeskips. I get why they needed to happen, but I kinda wish (again, just as an example) each of the intermissions could have started with a brief recap flash animation of what happened on the meteor/battleship DURING that timeskip, rather than having some parts briefly mentioned in dialogue. Basically, every intermission should have had a Vriskagram-style flash.
Renew your https cert you dumb website
>>55420 We're back.
>>55421 my browser still says the website isn't safe but at least I can post again
Prisoune update. Up to the first RENPY segment. Good so far but got eyes on things that might become problems. First couple troll designs were good but stuff like Renity and Junice are getting a bit overdesigned. Really hate the white hair too. The weird troll bible thing strikes me very odd. Maybe its just vivzie PTSD but I just dont trust supposedly religious overtones in most things these days. Renity in general is very weird. I get the impression their blood color might be fake. Or else its real fucking weird for them to be getting away with being so posh and rich as a rustblood. I can see where all the waifuposting comes from though. Girls throwing around enough tildes you can practically hear the BPD AND ECSTASY song come out of the walls. Koprus is enjoyable so far though. Like a more 'realistic' Equius, whom is best troll.
>>55403 I get wanting representation but they are so greedy these days. not EVERY media needs a trans plotline and 3 transitioning characters
>>55404 >Joey is already a lesbian she is? >Truly, not even the faggots are safe kek that's crazy irony they're willing to do queer erasure to promote their own queer shit or whatever
>>55425 Its easy to get taken in by the rhetoric, even if only to shit on how retarded it is. In fact it's easier that way. But it all serves the same purpose of distracting you from the fact its just a social power play. Discussing it as if it isn't just leads to playing by their rules and that game is rigged.
>>55425 >she is? Elwurd and Joey flirt constantly in Act 2
>>55423 Koprus reminds me more of eridan honestly. Just without the violence. Prisoune is obviously taking a gnostic approach to christianity which is basically what homestuck already fid. I’m so awestruck by the latest panel (as of a few days ago) that I trust the comic to be at least cool about it. I also fucking hate renety she’s the worst troll someone should kill her. I hope the comic doesn’t add any more main trolls. The comic’s cast is big enough as is. Also the time guy reminds me of kankri. Like a completely different twist on the sufferer concept. Also the rich weed guy reminds me of murrit from vast error. Come to think about it a lot of the characters seem spun from the same string. You’ve got the girl, the mad scientist, the rich larper. They are all very different but very similar archetypes.
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>>55429 Yeah maybe some Eridan too but Koprus has a desperation to pull rank Eridan didnt feel like he had. Anyways I've only read up to the first renpy segment as said, between Koprus and Junice. Renity reminds me of someone I learned to dislike so I'm ahead of the game there.
>>55427 And she shows some interest in Xefros. So she's bisexual.
I don’t care for fanventures that have trolls, especially when it’s a completely unrelated universe that still just has trolls. Actually I don’t care much for fantrolls in general. The exception being “fanoffspring” of the main cast, however these aren’t very common these days which is probably related to beyond canon. >>55432 Care to elaborate
>>55436 Despite taking some creative liberties, Sburb: Refreshed handles fantrolls well by making them into Trollsonas turned into Sprites.
>>55436 >Especially when it’s a completely unrelated universe that still just has trolls It's a mystery to me how unaware the kind of people who do these things are at whatever they are doing. I swear I could walk up to one of these beings and say, "Hey, has it occurred to you that your story basically has nothing to do with Homestuck at this point?" and they'll look at me with a puzzled look on their face, not understanding why I'm saying that.
>>55434 Update: having a flash where you can literally shake the crybaby buys it another 50 or so pages on its own, that's classic.
>>55438 It doesn’t really do much with them. But thats more a criticism of the whole comic. Man that ending was a bummer
>>55440 Shit I gotta go back and do that one. Was on mobile so i skipped it
>>55427 I figured her bashfulness was at being flirted with at all and there was no real confirmation on what she's even into
>>55447 It was implied in the first game, with the sailor moon lesbian sailor moon stuff alongside her being interested in troll gayness. The writers were going for a “closet homo in the 80s” theme keep in mind this was well into Hussie’s tumblrificion. The intent seems clear in this case, especially when compared to Dave. As a side note, writers these days only ever depict bashfulness as a sign of attract. I suspect it’s because they were all shut-ins raised by bad anime and fanfics.
>>55229 Not sure what to make of these results.
>>55452 >John at first place >Old Man John at last place, lower than some fucking snake that's never even on-screen Huh?
how do we feel about the new Homestuck team? the only one I know really anything about is Lysanthum/vintagefoods who drew W faps but also scammed hella people outta commissions when he got hired (me included)
how do we feel about the new Homestuck team? the only one I know of is Lysanthum/vintagefoods who used to draw W faps but then scammed a buncha people outta commissions (me included)
>>55454 >>55455 You know you can attach multiple pics to one post, right? And damn, that sucks anon. Anyway, I think the art team is pretty good even though Haven/vintagefoods/lysanthum's artstyle does stick out sometimes. Like you can just tell. They have a way at drawing lips. But yeah, good art but I wish we could get more updates if they focused less on art
>>55456 my data crapped out for a bit and I thought my first post didn't go through so I posted again. nothing is more embarrassing than seeing the differences between trying to write the same thing twice,,, >Like you can just tell I love his artstyle but yeah he's certainly a sore thumb anytime he gets a scene. A cool, good thumb though
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>>55457 I think this might be my least favorite page in all of beyond canon? From Callie looking like the ugliest goblin ever (I mean, she ain't pretty in general but jesus) and then Roxy just with that 100% iconic Haven face plus the awful outfits they're all wearing (I mean, Kanaya is fine)
>>55452 >Old Man John at last place I don't know how that happened >>55455 Well, >we are not amused >>55458 Kanaya wearing a hijab seems incredibly forced to me. I mean, I get the logic in theory; Kayana's ancestor is loosely based on Mary who would have worn a head cloththis would have looked different to a hijab but close enough I suppose,. And 'Maryam' is the Arabic name for 'Mary' . The issue is, the Dolorosa didn't wear a hijab, or and headcovering for that matter. Also, her first name comes from the Sanskrit 'Kanya', at least if the wiki is accurate. The closest indian women get to a hijab is also just a simple headcloth. Honestly, its always hijabs and vitiligo with these people. Reminds meof when they added hijabs to Avatar in that one comic. Its really funny considering the culture hijabs comes from isn't to fond of lesbians or depicting living things in general.
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>>55459 Apparently it's not supposed to be a hijab at all but more of a mourning outfit like a widow, which makes sense considering that's all Kanaya does on the meat ship (looking sad). I don't have sources for this but apparently the original team was very adamant about it too after too many people went "is that a hijab?"
>>55460 It 100% was supposed to be and they scuttled backwards when the pandering didnt work. The troon really reeks off >>55458 This image in general. Disgusting but i suppose anyone gobbling up beyond cucked deserves it. Not that I would spare a single one of those responsible first.
>>55461 You seem really upset about the existence of some webcomic you don't like
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>>55460 I don't know. Given the tumblr crowd these days loves to shove hijabs everywhere, and how much the attire looks like a hijab, I think the simplest explanation that still accounts for all these facts is that its a hijab and they're just lying. >>55462 I always wonder why people even say stuff like this when the reverse uno card can so easily be pulled on them.
>>55462 I may be upset about a group of autogynophiliac parasites shitting up both the past legacy and current discussion of a story I dearly liked but I'll never be upset enough about my axe wound fantasy not being popular to aggressively shill it on an alt chan and get pissy when that fails. >>55464 I have to imagine they actually think they'll get a hateclick or something out of it.
I have a strangely good feeling about the FRAF forums. Good spread of troons and non-troons. Feeling comfy
>>55454 >how do we feel about the new Homestuck team? where do you guys get the latest updates on these things? >scammed hella people outta commissions when he got hired (me included) what
>>55474 >where do you guys get the latest updates on these things? What do you mean? There being a new team? Every update usually brings a newspost with it and when Beyond Canon returned in 2023 the newspost explained how there's a new team and stuff. Plus patreon commentary, twitter posts, the usual
>>55475 Its very weird knowing that the commissioner of that piece was extremely popular then got basically dragged out of fandom to be a full time babysitter for a sad lunatic. And that the artist basically lives in a shack in iirc some 3rd world country. Or just a really poor section of Puerto rico, something like that. They are unbelievably talented with traditional pencil art and use it for some truly heinous fetishes. Crazy. Anyways Fef should be a kaiju like her lusus.
>>55429 There were less pages than i thought (But its still roughly .6 pages a day so a respectable pace for any comic maker) so I got to there. It is certainly cool though I wonder if that reveal comes too early. Love the music though, that's the good HS shit. You can copy Huss' artstyle to a T but unless your story can inspire schizophrenics to spill out bangers its just not homestuck.
>>55466 >Good spread of troons 49%
I’d like to thank unemployment for giving us so many new fan comics
>>55483 Ya if there’s one thing vast error does right its having a soundtrack as massive as it’s page count
>>55486 never read Vast Error, i was speaking about Prisonbound. The only things ive seen about Vast Error is a concerning amount of musical numbers which puts me off, ironic given my earlier statements. Soundtrack should be a side benefit to the story not the reason for it, or something like that to cover my personal taste.
>>55487 I’ve never read it either
>>55486 I'd rather read 2000 pages of Prisounebound than touch Vast Error ever again. Jesus christ what a shitty comic
>>55489 I wish there were 2000 pages of prisounebound
>>55466 I refuse to use it for the simple fact that they force me to have pronouns under my username.
>>55489 So what's the rub with it, you sound like you tried it then it went bad rather than just being immediately repulsed.
>>55358 >>55399 >>55406 >>55419 thought it was a sad attempted at convering rose's edgyness at first but then noticed the cats. Sorry chief, this ain't my roxy.
>>55492 Its just so long, dense pesterlogs with typing quirks. I just cant be bothered with it. A lot of the characters from the wiki look neat, but even when i tried to pick out where the cool guys come in i just get hit with more dense logs
>>55494 so basically it's just talking talking talking talking talking talking with hard to read logs?
>>55495 In my limited experience. I imagine the authors were inspired by some of the longer parts of act 6
Was it a plothole that Nanna’s prototyping didn’t prevent Jack from killing John when Bec’s prototyping prevented him from killing Jade?
>>55497 Wasn't Nanna a post-entry prototyping? Those dont affect the game constructs. Jade's sprite was Bec then Jade's own corpse. John's was harlequin then nanna in-game.
>>55493 i can adapt
>>55498 Sburb is pretty easy to cheese when you think about it. I guess it relies on the fact most players wouldn't know anything about it prior to playing.
You know, I don't recall the kids ever talking about school throughout the entire comic. Not a flaw, but an interesting observation.
>>55511 I think Rose and Dave were probably homeschooled. Jade is obviously on an island and John's life is so mundane that school isn't worth talking about
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>>55492 I read the first 1000 pages, hoping it would get better but it didn't. The dialogue is too long with the worst quirks, the characters aren't interesting or well designed for the most part, the story is... something? It was kinda intruiging at first but the moment they started introducing a bunch of non-player side trolls I was like "oh no". Plus all the animals look like a furry drew them. There are some neat ideas, like the way their version of sburb works. I especially like how it uses the final puzzle of Myst III as a magic language. I noticed that immediately! But yeah, I really don't get why its popular. It's every bad aspect of homestuck in one comic
>>55511 It's one of the funnier things to point out. They're just a bunch of brats with internet access.
>>55513 Homestuck was always a character drama but the drama had a point and the sburb/action goings on for the first half were in good service to it. It sounds like the VE crew made the understandable but wrong takeaway that it should be all yap all the time. Also everyone wants as many fanchars as possible all the damn time. Its already hard enough to get an OC tolerable just because of their nature as one, why try and push it? 12+4 was already way too many and Huss knew it. Its one thing that does have me worried about Prison. They keep mentioning wanting more people but 8 is already more than enough, just leave it there. Or you'll be stuck with cheap death fodder.
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Why are the three hottest hiveswap trolls all time-bound?
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Mostly I've been doing things too degen for here but I remembered I had a friend who's both brazillian and loves Aradia and hadn't yet forced this meme.
>>55549 Now make her crush a watermelon with her telekinesis.
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>>55551 You're a real sick fuck you know that?
>>55425 trans people can also be lesbians lol
>>55556 they can't even be women.
>>55557 they can't be man
They should have made a scene where all of the male characters take turns on Jane's ass and then said characters never mention it again except now the boys are a little nicer and more protective of Jane
>>55500 much better
>>55559 Stop thinking with your dick, anon
Any /co/ approved mspfas?
>>55560 thank goodness i have been redeemed
>>55563 /co/ likes Prisounebound a lot, same with sburb.exe. There's a few people who like Vast Error but I'm not one of them
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>>55563 Karkat Goes to a Convention isn't perfect but it's kino
>>55567 Not to be a stickler but this isn't /aco/, y'know
>>55569 You'd be an incorrect stickler if you tried. Its allowed if censored and not a flood of it. >>55563 Seconding prisoune. https://file.garden/ZXENUjtcLzaPWMyp/ACT%203/13%20Angels%20Standing%20Guard Link to cool track from recent panel. One of the 2 creators recently commented that they hate vivizie shit too so that's based.
>>55566 Porn of Abby or I kill myself
I feel a strong desire to draw a FemKri. I shall bring one.
>>55572 draw like with your hands or with ai?
>>55573 With my hands. I appreciate AI Anon but I want to actually draw something. So I will.
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>>55574 just curious. drawing by hand is also very much based. godspeed, anon. it's looking cute already
>>55575 Since I don't have the most creative mind anymore, I asked my friend for an idea. >Anon, draw Kankri being squeezed! So, that is what I will do.
>>55574 I'd never refer to it as drawing anyways. Wouldn't make any technical sense and lying is for fags trying to sell a product not dick around making porn/shitposts for a mostly dead comic. Femkri looking good! >T. CAIguy
>>55577 Still got good stuff mate, even if it is artificial. Also, nice get.
What are your thoughts on Act Omega guys? Ignoring the fact that it's on a infinite hiatus of course
>>55574 I LOVE YOU DRAWFAGS
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Hope ya like.
>>55588 Very nice
>>55574 >>55588 I want to tell you that Artists who don't spend their time crying and complaining about how they hate AI and don't let it destroy their drawing spirit are the most based motherfucker ever.
>>55589 Thanks. >>55590 Look, the way I see it, AI and Art have the food analogy. You go to an artist for the dine-in experience. It could range from gourmet to local diner, from cafe to middle star quality. You go to an artist for the experience and for the unique talents that only they can provide. AI, on the otherhand, is fastfood. Its quick, its cheap, and it almost gets your order right. Hell, I even made a few myself just out of curiosity. My only complaint with AI is the enviromental impact it creates and the problem of everyone overlying on it, like its gonna solve everyone's problems, when in reality its causing just as many as it may be fixing.
>>55591 >My only complaint with AI is the enviromental impact it creates Here is a good read on that from a Homestuck: https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2024/08/18/is-ai-eating-all-the-energy-part-1-of-2/ https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2024/09/09/is-ai-eating-all-the-energy-part-2-of-2/
>>55592 I'll have to read that another time, I've a massive headache that won't go away. Gonna try and draw some more, though I doubt I'll finish. In the grand scheme of things, I doubt I myself am drawing considerable enough power to negatively effect the enviroment anymore than I already am with my mere existence.
Head aching. Brain warm. Genderbend suggestions?
roxy or kurloz could be fun
>>55595 >>55594 meant for
>>55595 >>55596 >Dude Roxy(Roxx) >Lady Kurloz (Kurlaz) I like.
>>55594 Genderbend Mituna?
>>55588 You can control the speed of the lecture by squeezing more or less but you cannot stop it. V.nice
>>55588 Suddenly, for no reason at all. I suddenly feel like casteism is a problem and I’d really like to hear more theory
>>55594 Grimdorks
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Gonna go lie down. Roxx Lalonde and Kurlaz Makara.
>>55602 what a lovely take on them both. great job, and thanks anon! have a nice nap
>>55599 >>55600 >A genderbent Kankri borrows talking points from Porrim, who has remained a chick. To balance the gender imbalance, Damara is now a dude. >Kankri is your stereotypical SJW-Feminist who claims to be asexual and aromantic, but will hold your hand and give you hugs if you're good. >She is incredibly hesitant on anything, but You steadily wear her down. >Go from handholding to a peck on the cheek, and convince her that its okay. >Peck eachother now and then. Not in public, don't want anyone getting the wrong idea, but in private. >She sees what you guys are doing as nothing more than pale <> bonding, wholly unaware of the ulterior motives. >Because of a massive migraine the rest is skipped over, but things escalate, and it leads to that pic. >Shes never been touched there, let alone squeezed so roughly. She wants to tell you to stop, but doesn't want to ruin this "Pale bonding moment", and asks you to be gentle. >Gently stroke her hair and rub her horn nubs, telling her that shes a good lecturer, a good girl. >She flushes, and looks away. >After a bit, she sits up, yanks her sweater down, and leaves. >Shes at her limit, and goes home. >But the next day, when she sits down to talk to you about what happened... The same thing happens, and she seems more vocal. >You ==> Wear her down
>>55602 The most powerful chucklevoodoos
Mmmm. Asexual Kankri fighting to keep herself celibate while you've got one hand under her sweater and one under her skirt...
>>55604 >>55606 genderswap meenah…
If it pleases the 8chan /hsg/. Human Vriska But shes Russian
On the topic of AI, I was thinking of making some homestuck-related shitposts narrated by AI, as my pc should be beefy enough to run one of these open source models for it. I was planning to use the voxus dub for the voice cloning, unless you have any other suggestions?
If I could manipulate AI to make voices... Well, shit. Red from OSP would be a great Kankri.
Can anyone speak on the quality of Therapystuck and Lucidstuck? >>55563 Sburb: Refresh and Sburb Done Quick are both pretty good. >>55611 Something relating to Jade's dog penis would be funny.
>>55617 >lucidstuck I’ve read a good 200 pages. It’s a very mass produced comic (reused rooms, sprites with minimal changes) It can be fun to read. It is very mechanics heavy and I’ve heard it’s fun to interact with the mechanics while it is live updating. Doing suggestions and all that. The concept is neat and the characters seem interesting enough.
I wonder what would happen if you prototype a kernelsprite with a squaredsprite, then prototype that with another squaredsprite. Could every player in a session be theoretically prototyped into the same person this way? >>55618 That's both encouraging and disheartening. Thank you for your insight.
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Hussie you incompetent IDIOT
>>55626 Probably part of whatever half baked low effort revival theyre trying with the fruity rumpus thing. There's mirrors and backups should be made asap. As usual fuck huss and fuck beyond cucked
>>55626 Not only a faggot and retard, but also a jew. How disappointing to think I admired the man once.
>>55626 what? why? I'm so confused. why would he do this to this own comic?
>>55630 Andrew hates both himself and the comic for making him who he is as he sees it. He doesnt want to be shackled to it as an artist but he is, fueling the petulance. Since he's been unable to sell it off and is such an utterly shit judge of character that he can't even give it to a selected inheritor i suppose that just leaves destroying it outright to get 'free'.
>>55626 What the fuck, Huss.
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>>55626 I wonder if MSPFA is next. Fruity Rumpus is for officially endorsed fan adventures, after all...
>>55631 this is hard to wrap my head around. a creator who made a super successful work beloved by many, trying to destroy all he built? why? if he wants to move on to different projects he is free to without needing to do all this to his fanbase
Someone backup Heinoustuck.
>>55630 a quick google search should tell you, homestuck.net shows up first, wikipedia second, you can bet your ass he is anal about it, every click he doesn't get is money he could've got.
>>55652 Sure he could move to new things. He did. It was called Psycolonials. It was a self fellating piece of shit, but it was a new independent work. And do you know what the response was to it? "So whats up with Homestuck? When are you going to fulfill your obligations after taking all our money for Hiveswap?" It's a retarded gambit but I can see where a crazed artist type thinks "maybe if I make the subject utterly radioactive enough, nobody will ever speak of it again and I will be free."
Doodle for Vriska Day.
>>55662 The thot on tinder angle is spot on but her room would never be so clean. You are absolved of all wrongdoing however as doing backgrounds sucks and her tits are fat.
>>55663 I aint done yet. Shes gonna have a rug in on the wall.
>>55662 vriska day?
>>55666 August 8th, 8/8. Vriska Day!
>>55667 damn I had no idea. wish I knew sooner so I'd also have doodled something!
>>55657 that's.... that's painfully tragic
>>55669 Do not pity him. I too used to think Huss was twisted by grief and sycophants into what he is now. But I think the pattern has repeated enough times to show its not that sycophants manipulated their way into his confidences, its that he actively chooses and wants them. it's not a grave its the future he chose. At any point he could stop being a fag about everything but he won't. He actively wants what goes on.
>>55669 Pity the man that once was, but suffer not the man before you.
>>55671 You become the average of the five people you spend the most time around. He was “groomed” by then in a sense, but Hussie isn’t a victim.
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All done.
>>55626 The carrd mirror is gone too, damn.
>>55679 Something about this image shouts "navel piercing".
>>55679 BUSTED IN A BR8K SPIDER
>>55626 I went on to the Homestuck Reddit to see more info. >Going to Reddit Yes, I know. Anyway, the comments are a painful read to say the least. In talking about how toxic Hussie is, the examples they bring up more than anything else are the special Olympics, the whole “Caucasian” thing they also described their “harassment” (their words) of him into censoring it as a good thing, and he one time said… Dare I utter it… t-THE N WORD!!! So many legitimate reasons to criticise him, and they instead bring up these. Also, they frequently compare him to J K Rowling of all people; apparently she’s the new orange hitler? It’s astonishing the sheer lack of self-awareness these people have. >55679 Nice.
>>55671 >>55675 he used to be so based
>>55698 And homosucks equate this behavior with DMCA’ing the UHC, when in reality it’s when he stopped behaving like this that he started being a controlling narcissist threating people for criticising him. Kind of like the tumblrite fanbase he cultivated.
>>55626 will it stop working if I already downloaded it?
>>55700 It shouldn't considering it's just all the art assets downloaded to your computer and a program that goes through them.
https://youtu.be/vhbjBTfNr84 the reason for the corporate takeover is revealed. a second plane has hit the towers.
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https://blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/08/08/the-homestuck-union-was-always-fake/ Guys, everybody needs to read this ASAP. Hussie is trying to take control over the entire fandom in order to clean up his public image. This is serious.
Hussie won. Homestuck is the domain of the huss once more. It’s over.
It would have been so easy. People would've absolutely gone 'yeah but it seems like he's taking things in a good direction im sure vivizie will be kept under wraps' if he'd just licensed the damn UHC and followed with this. Coulda had google bannering HOMESTUCK IS BACK
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>>55706 >>55707 this is so much overwhelming news I don't know how to make heads or tails of it yet
>>55706 >Homestuck the show. >Toby Fox is voicing John. >Made by Viv, who made Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel. >/co/ is melting down. Tumblr is melting down. >People in the /co/ threads talking about hooking up at conventions in cosplay. My ghasts are flabbered.
>>55706 >>55713 >Its being done by the gay cunts who made homova boss and the other one. Wow! I already HATE it!
>>55713 wouldn't a lot of the humor fall apart? much of it is from the extensive narration and dms
>>55715 kinda fucked up remembering last thread (or maybe the 1st idr) was a whole long discussion of how to make a show of it, albeit live action.
>>55694 >Reddit Occasionally a broken clock may be right. This post here is spot on: >HUSSIE HATES HIS OWN AUDIENCE >THE AUDIENCE HE CULTIVATED BY PIVOTING TO TEENAGE DRAMA >THE AUDIENCE HE CULTIVATED BY SPEAKING TO TUMBLRINAS, BY PANDERING TO TUMBLRINAS WITH NONSENSICAL POLITICS >HUSSIE WORKED LIKE A MADMAN ON HIS OWN PROJECT WHEN HE COULD HAVE JUST AS EASILY NOT DONE SO >HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS OWN FAILURES. HE AND HIMSELF AND NO ONE ELSE. HE KILLED HOMESTUCK WITH HIS OWN SPITE, HIS OWN STUPIDITY, AND HIS OWN IRREVERENCE. >>55707 On the one hand, 'the fandom' is comprised mostly of cancerous faggots, so I don't really care about them. Also, all the decisions the HICU made would have been bad if they had been made by anyone. On the other hand, Hussie doing al "AM2R" is always bad. >>55706 >Homosuck adaption by fagbinhoesmell That was the last thing I was expecting. Now the last thing I'm expecting is for it to be good. And I was planning on writing a episode 1 screenplay based on that conversation earlier on in the thread. All I can say about the preview is that it overuses anime . I refuse to watch it with the audio on. I will remain cautiously un-optimistic and never so much as even pirate it unless I hear it doesn't have any vivizepop shit in it, in which case I will pirate it so vivizepop does not gain so much as even a single shekel. Well, the silver-lining in all this drama is that at least we have some stuff to add to the >news section of the next OP. I guess the next theme will be "Revenge of the Hussie Edition".
the amount of retards ive seen already falling for 'but vivzie isn't actually in charge of it she's just a producer!' is astounding. Really? You really think the owner and founder of the studio has no say in the project? I can't fathom if its toxic positivity, sheer blinding optimism, or retardation. You can just tell these retards anything and they will believe it. The reputation laundering is apparently a way more powerful tool than I gave it credit for.
>>55716 we are reaching levels of irony the striders didn't even know were possible
>>55718 if she butchers the writing anymore than adapting it to animation already will I will advocate for her lynching
I was able to archive everything from the github fork along with the asset pack. aHR0cHM6Ly9hcmNoaXZlLm9yZy9kZXRhaWxzL1Vub2ZmaWNhbEhvbWVzdHVja0FyY2hpdmU= save n' share, if you care.
>>55458 Well, Kanaya was dressed as the Virgin Mary, but at the same time, they turned her into a cuckoo. That sounds like a Hazbin Hotel joke... WAIT A SECOND....
>>55722 Luckily it's only viv's animators, not their writors.
>>55706 >they got the Amazon puppets to make the adaptation It's so over. Isn't it funny that in these threads, we've discussed how we would handle a Homestuck adaptation? Do you think Vivzie is in the room with us right now?
>>55726 >Do you think Vivzie is in the room with us right now? I can assure you that she is reading us, as well as Hussie and some members of Hicu.
I wonder if the adaptation and the new species are part of a combined push to force new readers and viewers to wait for the adaptation while reading Beyond Canon, replicating the phenomenon of Tumblrites directing people to Act 3 as the real start.
>>55729 I think they just have enough delusional ego to think this whole hostile takeover of the UHC was just going to go perfectly smoothly in time for the pilot announcement.
>>55718 The fact Hussie approached her studio means he probably likes her works, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he puts in vivziepop-isms of his own volition. It’s kinda funny, because vivizepoop got her “humor” from Karkat and Gamzee, and yet I can see their dialog being populated with even more gratuitous and unfunny uses of the word “fuck”. In addition to the “humor”, it’s clear to me a lot of the bad writing from later on in act 6 is going to be added into this first season assuming it gets a full one. Bro is going to be made into a metaphor for vivizepoop‘s dad, Dave will be a homo early on and Dave Kat will straight up happen instead of merely being alluded to, and the excessive poorly written romance drama will begin a lot sooner and probably have the wangst found in fagbinhoesmell. Also, I didn’t notice this at first, but Jade is being voiced by Tails’ VA, which isn’t bad so much as it is surreal to me. Too bad the show will suck. I wonder if she knows about the knot? >>55729 The in-progress influx of trashbin/smellaboss fans into the homosuck fandom mirrors the original influx of tumblrites back when the trolls were first added. Nice that they get a taste of their own medicine I suppose, but I would have preferred the fandom get LESS shit not more so. You already see shitbin shills crawling out of the woodworks in places of homestuck discussion now. Whole thing truly is a monkey paw situation.
>>55734 >second spoiler It would be really funny if someone sent her proof that she'll eventually play a character with a dog penis if the pilot is greenlit.
mommy aranea owes me sex
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>>55729 >Tumblrites directing people to Act 3 as the real start people did this? I'm gonna vomit
>nothingburger controversy with a side of animated series I'm actually kind of optimistic about this. If nothing else it gets people talking about Homestuck again.
>>55748 worst case scenario it's even harder to find good fics or art with the influx of new racewashed/trooned headcanons best case scenario I get to actually participate in the fandom this time around and have a ball fingers crossed
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Why are shills HERE of all places? "Cautiously Optimistic" is a synonym for "dogshit but I will like it because I have terrible taste and will call anyone who rightly criticize stuff I like toxic". Let me be clear; The Epilogues are shit. Beyond Canon is shit. And without doubt, Shittyslop's Homestuck - featuring Andrew the Hack will be complete and utter DOGSHIT. You will never convince anyone to read Beyond Canon, so stop wasting your time. Even if the pilot ends up being good, which is an immensely unlikely unicorn of a chance just to be clear, its very nature as a production of Vaggieslop's shitty studio will and already is drawing her fans into discourse about homestuck. Homestuck discussion on the wider internet was already cancerous enough with tumblr having well taken over the fandom for years, but now it will be impossible to discuss it or even look up fanart without asinine hazbin shite polluting. Why anyone would want Homestuck talked about again by an influx of even more retarded twitter/bluesky-using tumblrite faggots, or for the general normalfag public to associate it with spindlehorse's fetid rancid sewer-slime productions, is beyond me. I would have been hyped for an adaptation if hollywood hadn't spend the past decade-and-a-half churning out terrible adaptations, but even with that I still would have been slightly interested despite knowing it would be bad. This , however, is worse than if any old hollywood studio got their mitts on it. The only way I'd be even remotely hyped is if the actual series made after the pilot will use a different production studio, one which significantly less gay than vivizepop's. >>55747 Its worse than you think.
In addition to all the points regarding vivizipop's awful writing people have brought up already, I also have a few, more subjective, issues with this. I dislike the artstyle and animation a lot. The character designs themselves don't look as bad as those of hazbin/hella, but I still dislike how they look in motion, and the expressions they make. I guess I just dislike vivizipop's animation stile and the way she draws expressions. It also seems to use "anime tropes" in the animation too much for my liking as well, especially given how early on in the story it is. This shot in particular bothers me a lot for reasons I can't put my finger on, beyond it being out of character for Dave. I also get the impression they wouldn't have the various artstyle shifts the comic did, which would be a shame since that was one of the cool things about homestuck. Granted that wouldn't be in an episode 1 anyway, and I don't want this to continue beyond a pilot.
>>55765 >I don't want this to continue beyond a pilot. Another funny outcome would be for it to took 10 years from the pilot until Season 1 finally debuted.
>>55717 I decided to listen to the trailer with audio, and I didn't like it. John sounds like Tarvos, and Dave sounds like John. Do you have to use your real id to sign change.org petitions? I know it would achieve squat, but it would be funny if this got a lot of signatures. https://www.change.org/p/oppose-homestuck-the-animated-series-by-vivziepop-spindlehorse-etc?recruiter=1321719871&recruited_by_id=71a58330-830d-11ee-8aa0-75930805b5ae&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=petition_dashboard&utm_medium=copylink
>>55762 This all goes into my feelings of the first three acts being the end of "ur Homestuck".
>>55771 If I'm not mistaken, tumblr didn't show up until the first half of Act 5, so they couldn't have influenced more than the second half of Act 5 at the absolute earliest. I think its more likely Hussie didn't start getting influenced by them until earlier on in act 6.
You guys aren't going to betray your loyalty to this place and stop posting here just because there are a bunch of threads about the stupid pilot on Halfchan, are you?
>>55779 I hope everyone leaves because this place was a lot nicer before all the tranny obsessed people moved over here
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>>55779 The real interesting thing will be if they have to start banning vivzie threads over there because they will ALL become stealth HS threads soon enough.
>>55779 I'll be in both
>>55762 vivziepop isn't that bad. you're over exaggerating. sure, her fans are insufferable, but that doesn't necessarily mean that the pilot will be bad. I mean, how bad could it possibly be?
>>55779 I physically can't use halfchan with a VPN on, so I don't use it at all. Why anyone gives their naked ips to that place, even after leaks explicitly confirmed this, is beyond me. >>55780 There's more trannies on halfchan by far. Here its just the one samefag. >>55781 Naisu. >>55785 <vivziepop isn't that bad She's worse. <I mean, how bad could it possibly be? You said this on purpose.
>>55780 are these "trannies" in the room with us anon?
>>55786 >She's worse Can you tell me how exactly she's worse? <You said this on purpose If by 'on purpose' you mean it's a reference to the Lorax, then yes. If you mean I meant it as bait, then you're wrong
Its only going to get worse.
they're going to fuck over bro so hard aren't they
>>55788 >it's a reference to the Lorax That tells me I need to know.
>>55789 What post here is bait? Tell me Mr.
They're a bit desperate aren't they?
>>55798 Who?
>>55793 what does it tell you?
>>55800 Tumblr
If I was Hussie I would've retconned Homestuck so that Jade knotted John during the whole three years and that made him feel so emasculated that he had to transition into June and then they get married
>>55790 I'm crossing my fingers that they just cut him out or something just so they don't do him dirty
>>55798 that's it chief, that's the stuff
>>55798 Who is a bit desperate??
>>55805 Anon, that's incest.
>>55809 I know. That's why I said it
I get the feeling the pilot may a serviceable as entertainment, because right at the beginning of Homestuck and there’s not much stuff to facilitate the twink romance that vivizepop likes i.e. the trolls. Don’t get me wrong, 25 minutes is still enough time to ruin the main cast, and they show the trolls as early as episode 1, but I think it’s less likely especially given that most of the episode would be needed to setup sburb and shit. However, I do not at all think that a full series would be good. Even if it was a different studio with no influence from vivizepop whatsoever I would have no confidence in it being good. Partially because of the state of adaptations these days, and partly because of the state of Hussie and the Homestuck fandom as a whole. So yeah, Sail the Seven Seas if you weren’t already for some reason. >>55810 If I was Andrew Hussie I would replace John with you, the reader.
>>55812 if John was replaced with the reader, would they squawk like an imbecile and shit on their desk?
>>55813 They would probably write erotic incest fanfics of the desk and then tripfag their way into Hussie’s inner circle.
>>55734 As a fan of both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, seeing the normally calm if autistic threads momentarily invaded by Homestucks is a little surreal.
>>55817 I'm guessing this was on cuckchannel, and that jannies are nuking the threads there, hence your presence here?
>>55806 doubt it. he's essential to exploring dave's character and partially why it took so long for him to enter the game and save rose
>>55824 I mean, yeah, but they can maybe bullshit something about Bro being problematic and make up a few other contrived plot things so that Dave still takes long to enter the game
>>55825 >but they can maybe bullshit something about Bro being problematic and make up a few other contrived plot things anon you're making me even more nervous why would you do that
>>55825 >>55826 >bro fags crying about nonsense every single thread. He abusing dave was the joke, this was always a thing.
>>55827 Based bro, Dave is a Faggot.
>>55827 he's an asshole sure but calling him abusive is a bit much. his parenting was played exaggerated and comically, same with rose's mom's alcoholism or jade being raised by a dog I just don't for it to suddenly be played for drama if they're just going to single him out and not the other cases. bro did, in his own way, care about dave but some people paint him as a sociopath anyways >>55828 kek based
I think it may have been Hussie’s uninfluenced intentional for Bro to be “abusive” to some extent, since when he dies Dave mentions he doesn’t feel much about it. I can’t recall where this happened specifically but it was before Act 6. But the melodrama-y approach to this in act 6 was all idpg. I do enjoy the irony that tumblr inadvertently made Dave a faggot who has an abusive upbringing from a faggot.
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>>55827 >>55828 I think we should all follow Bro's example and Abuse Queer Kids. Abuse Them! Stop protecting those faggots.
>>55825 Dave will probably feel something uncomfortable and more than hinted at as gay when he sees Bros website. Maybe he'll even get a boner, feel embarrassed, and hide it from the camera, only for it to be reflected in his shades. >>55831 >uninfluenced intentional for Bro to be “abusive” to some extent Bro forces him through combat training, covers their whole house in his gay memorabilia, terrorizes him with a puppet, and beats the shit out of him on the roof of the apartment building. I remember Dave saying he doesn't feel much about Bro being dead too. The Striders having a strained relationship was always part of the story.
Is it true homosucks lost their mind over a “caucasian” joke and sent Hussie death threats over it?
>>55831 >since when he dies Dave mentions he doesn’t feel much about it iirc when dave finds bro dead, terezi is there asking him about it and he responds that while he isn't going to have an emotional breakdown he still is morning the loss. I'm re-reading the comic anyway so when I get up to the part I'll post it here
>>55832 how can one bro be so based
>>55837 sadly, yes.
>>55837 the internet has sent people death threats over less
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Well it was nice as it lasted
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>>55844 Do you need a lesson on how to use the catalog filter too?
>>55844 I have the feeling that anon put /hsg/ in the title just so jannies would kill it
why was Jake such a slutty boytwink in the Epilogues? Do they just fucking hate him or something
>>55851 why though??? he didn't do anything, he was just an innocent bystander
>>55852 IIRC one of the writers was into cuck shit (which is why its all over the epilogues/hs^2). Jake is an easy target due to being kind of a loser + no happy marriages allowed
>>55853 that really is sad. the Epilogues should've given everyone a happy, or at least satisfying, ending, thus ending the entire series on a good note, instead of dragging it's still-rotting corpse around
>>55853 >IIRC one of the writers was into cuck shit (which is why its all over the epilogues/hs^2) goddamn I hate when writers sacrifice quality of work to ham fist their kinks all over it
>>55844 What did you think was going to happen? >>55850 >a slutty boytwink Is that really any different from how Jake usually is?
>>55867 well no it's not that different, but he was practically begging for Dirk's meat in the Meat timeline. I mean, I know he's kind of a loser but I just felt bad for the guy.
Reminder that post-canon "Dave" is actually named Jimbo. >>55868 I wonder how much of Act 6 Hussie wrote before he started getting influenced by tumblr? Jake being bi seems like a sudden development given he was only interested in blue women up till that point, but Dirk being a faggot seems like it was intended from the get go.
>>55869 KEK. this actually happens in the vn? also, I love the way davesprite is drawn. artstyle looks a little different than the rest
So, what does OP think about all the recent happenings? >>55871 >artstyle looks a little different than the rest Its from Namco High. Jewgle it.
>>55872 ah I meant character wise. the artstyle for davesprite looks different than the artstyle for jimbo >namco high that would explain it
>>55869 I didn't really think Jake was bi, but that he only wanted to be with Dirk as to not hurt his feelings
>>55874 I think it’s clear Hussie indent The “Alpha” kids all seem to be made for the, at the time, new tumblr audience given their homofaggotry and increases relationship drama. Maybe Hussie didn’t originally intend them to be this way back when he was planning them in Act 5, but it’s what they became pretty early on. Which really makes it all the worse that the original kids got this stuff applied to them later on. Truly, you give tumblr an inch they take a mile.
>>55876 I think you're looking too hard into things. The alphas are intentionally written differently from the betas. Where the beta kids spent their adventure apart, the alphas are brought together almost immediately. Their classpects are all connected to their failings as a group, the whole concept of the "void" session tying into Roxy trying to keep the group together. This isn't something that Hussie retconned in because tumblr was getting popular, it's a clear and obvious writing choice to contrast the betas
>>55877 I don’t think it’s a retcon because I don’t think Hussie planned that far ahead. I don’t think he planned much more than: >I’m going to introduce new characters based on the guardians of the current kids But he was planning more stuff in advance by then so who knows?
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>>55871 <KEK. this actually happens in the vn? That's "Fuckdave" If it weren't for the fact that I’d rather be nice to the people here, I’d call you a tourist for not recognizing it, lol. Fuckdave is a recurring joke that was born in the (usually, frequently deleted) Homestuck threads back in 2020. Fuckdave is a collection of mini-fics like the one in that picture, where all the characters shit on Dave while the episodes are a continuous critique of the Epilogues and their writing. >>55872 <So, what does OP think about all the recent happenings? What would you like me to give an opinion on, specifically? >>55877 >Gives a solid-ass argument and explanation of a symbolism analysis to explain why the Alphas as characters aren't simple Tumblrbait >Proceeds to post this alongside the most Tumblrine drawing of the Alphas anon could find Why would you do this, m8?
>>55880 >Why would you do this, m8? I just like that fanart :)
>>55881 I decided to search "Homestuck Alphas Fanart" in Images, and this was the first result that came up. I'm impressed by how on-point it looks I mean, this is definitely them. I think everyone looks good here except for Jane; I'm not sure why whoever drew this interpreted her that way. Leaving aside the Fat Jane issues, I think this person tried to make her super ":B," and it just didn’t work out. But for example you see the characters' hair and even though it is changed in relation to how they actually look in comic due to the style of the person who drew this, you can still see that it is their hair, is them.
>>55882 Its a cute fanart but I don't see how its any less tumblr than my one. Yours is more 2010s tumblr while mine is 2020s tumblr. Like, I get it, wah wah dark skin roxy and jake but idk, this fanart makes black roxy work
>>55883 is about the hair, buddy
>>55884 I've seen enough hot black roxy/mom with curly hair art that I'm okay with it
>>55880 Need more fuckdave being shat on, stat
>>55885 post hot black roxy then
>>55887 I'm not saying I don't like canon 50s housewife looking Roxy, that one is still the best but I'm personally open to alternative interpretations. Last one is spoiled for trans pee pee but actually that one's my favorite. Love the way they drew her
>>55888 Warning for anyone who hasn't clicked on the last image yet: Futa Roxy lol
>>55889 getting fisted mind you
>>55890 Well I didn't post it to jack off, I posted it because I find this interpretation if her really pretty. I hope you can excuse the nsfw nature of it
>>55891 just found it amusing is all these different takes on her are cute in general, but I prefer regular roxy the most. I've never been too keen on people drawing other people's characters offmodel or out of canon, personally
I started reading sburb.EXE, and it's awesome. The characters really feel like stereotypes of middle schoolers in the early 2010s, and it's very endearing as someone who was just like them.
>>55899 What is sburb.EXE???
>>55900 Go to MSPFA.com and look for it. It's a fanventure that takes suggestions and is currently running.
>>55880 >What would you like me to give an opinion on, specifically? Hussie doing an “AM2R” and nuking the Unofficial Homestuck Collection to make way for the cartoon adaptation, of course. Also, the cartoon adaptation. >>55883 >Yours is more 2010s tumblr Yeah, tumblr artwork was better back then. It’s like the tumblr art community had early stage cancer back then, and now it’s terminal. You still find good art there today, but it’s rarer than it was while the ugly art is a lot more common. To be fair, the pic you first posted isn’t that bad. The “color-palette” doesn’t matter as much as the hair. >>55888 Opinion discarded.
>>55888 >'m personally open to alternative interpretations >posts futa i think is safe to say all these black roxy weirdos are porn addicts pretending they aren't changing characters as a fetish thing.
>MSPFA requires a Pajoogle account to sign up Gay and lame.
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>>54962 Wanted to get this done earlier, sorry. I've drawn the rest of them in a higher quality than those initial sketches. This should serve as a good template you can adjust the colors as desired. I personally think the wizards look better with white hair. Actually, I was wondering if they should all have monochromatic hair, either black or white, to reduce the color palette a little. The alternate versions can be ancestors/guardians. I guess the next step after this would be to make proper walksprites or whatever the term for the default homestuck artstyle is. It would probably be a while before I get onto that.
>>55321 kinda just rose again but i like rose so id fuck her tentacle pussy and frenchkiss her weird leech tongue
>>55571 vile_eyes made some but i cant find it
>>55880 KEK these chats are kino > I’d call you a tourist for not recognizing it, lol Imma be real anon, I never really interacted with the fandom. only recently did I start frequenting the threads. I'm kinda mad at myself for not getting mingling with others sooner tbh
>>55917 >I'm kinda mad at myself for not getting mingling with others sooner tbh I wouldn’t be, given that the wider fandom presence is mostly comprised tumblr faggots.
>>55912 These are good! For some reason, front-facing Saturn and Mercury give very funny impression. I'm glad you seem to generally agree with the color suggestions. >they should all have monochromatic hair I was a little cautious about the hair myself. My initial idea was something related to the metals their planets are related to, but I think a monochromatic hair scheme could be good as they're already all pretty colorful. My initial idea was to make it relative to which side of the asteroid belt they're on, but that would make Venus have white hair. My next idea was that hair color would signify if someone was diurnal or nocturnal, but I think that may be too indicative of Prospit/Derse alignment. If I had to be clear cut about it for just aesthetic reasons, I think Black should be Saturn, Jupiter, Venus (Female), and Mercury, and White should be Mars, the Sun, Venus (Male), and the Moon. >The alternate versions can be ancestors/guardians. The potential for a full genderbent Scratch. That's quite an idea. >I guess the next step after this would be to make proper walksprites or whatever the term for the default homestuck artstyle is That seems good. I've been wondering about what the social hierarchy of the other races is like but haven't had the time to come up with anything myself other than that Marsians may have sedentary men with mobile women, but in a sort of gacha FOMO way, not a direct opposite of Venusian matriarchal oragnutan hierarchy. It could be something like the Japanese idea of "circle breakers". I don't have ideas on what stereotypes everyone other than Mars and Venus are based on, either. I thought about military supplies when I colored Saturn, and I thought about internet grifters when coloring Jupiter. Maybe the Moon could be Redditors? I'm not really solid on any of these ideas of mine.
I see a lot of people saying Toby Fox is a good VA, but I disagree. From what I’ve heard, he sounds like a weenie; not anything he says in particular, but just the way he sounds when talking. John is a massive dork, but he’s no weenie. The voice direction is the least of my concerns, of course, but I just felt like pointing this out.
>>55937 john has always sound like asian jim in my heart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLNyF1Zw5tg
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Im getting a lot more notifications in general back at my lair so I have to think all the hubbub has people searching for HS stuff even there. Extremely wild coincidence if not.
>>55943 Can I request more Disciple?
>>55944 In any particular way? I still can't figure out how the hell to describe her outfit. Went with kind of generic beggar rags last time.
Does anyone still use Pesterchum?
>>55945 It's giving punk cool older sister vibes so I'm okay with it. I really like >>55055 and the ones from the first thread. If you can, make the green glow as neon as possible (like in the pics I mentioned)
>>55946 That thing still works?
>>55947 Punk older sister vibes, hmm... may have an idea. Filing away for after work
>>55948 The project was picked up by fans after it died in 2020. You can see the various projects which let you access it at persterchum.xyz. However, the rules aren't too great. One of them is that you can't use slurs, even if they were used in the comic, so "retarded" and "faggot" are off the table. I've never used it myself because I only recently got into Homestuck, and the idea of RPing with what could very well be a bunch of troons or men in their 30s to 40s as if there's a difference in this case is uninteresting. Fun fact: If you were using Pesterchum a decade or so ago, you probably RP'd with a rather well known female EN VTuber.
>>55950 >RP'd with a rather well known female EN VTuber. Hime Hajime??? >I only recently got into Homestuck, and the idea of RPing Do you like KINKY HORNY ROLEPLAYs??
>>55951 >Hime Hajime Don't know who that is. It's Snuffy. She RP'd her OC and tried to RP as John, but she was hassled for not being in character enough. She alluded to trying to RP as another character, and it's clear the implication was that the other character was a Troll, especially since she brought it up in the context of typing quirk translators. However, she was cut off before she could finish talking about it. >Do you like KINKY HORNY ROLEPLAYs?? That's gay, nigga.
>>55952 >That's gay, nigga. Literally not doing this is the definition of Gay.
>>55953 >not wanting to RP with troons and middle aged men is gay
>>55954 >he doesn't know I became friends with a girl from Ukraine that I met here 3 years ago, we still talk a lot and roleplay from time to time: https://dreambubble.xyz/ Warning: the site is very basic, because it is a simple placeholder until MxRP2 finishes its development.
>>55950 >the rules aren't too great. One of them is that you can't use slurs, even if they were used in the comic, so "retarded" and "faggot" are off the table. A microcosmic example of how modern homestuck “fans” aren’t actually fans of the actual comic, and even hate it to some degree. Even the tumblrites from 12 years ago weren’t this bad.
>>55955 >I became friends with a girl from Ukraine that I met here 3 years ago, we still talk a lot and roleplay from time to time This nigga got duped into making friends with a military recruiter. I can't believe 41 people are RPing as Dave, 29 as Rose, and 23 as John, yet only 10 as Jade, the same number as Dirk. Likewise, 32 people are RPing as Karkat, but only 3 are as Terezi, Nepeta, or Vriska. Almost 500% more people are playing as Gamzee than Terezi, and who would ever choose to RP as Feferi? There are 12 people doing so. What the fuck is Anonymous/Other if it's not for OCs? Is it just for lurkers?
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>>55949 >>55947 >tfw your friends older sister sneaks you into the dive bar because she knows the owner and gives you your first beer. And probably something else. She continues to be a giant pain, but oh the milf kitty titty.
>>55961 Thanks a lot! Onee-chan Meulin is good
>>55959 >This nigga got duped into making friends with a military recruiter No, she's just a normal girl. We've even had calls on Discord. The point I'm trying to make is that roleplay is an activity that women love to do, and places like this have a decent bunch of them. And they're actually pretty easy to recognize if you're smart and know how to filter out the coomers apart. If the roleplay they are trying to have with you seems to have the plot complexity of a poorly written Hentai, that is a guy probably, if they are looking to have something actually romantic happening in the roleplay, that is a girl probably. >What the fuck is Anonymous/Other if it's not for OCs? Is it just for lurkers? Original Character: For Homestuck OCs, like your Trollsona. Anonymous/Other: For any non-Homestuck character. For example if you want to roleplay as Shadow the Hedgehog, this is your option.
>>55961 Can you make one where she looks lighter? The composition makes her look a lot heavier than the previous gens if that makes sense. Either way good job
>>55966 Wow, you cant just talk about her weight like that man.
Given that the trailer has over 1 Million views, I think it’s likely the series will get greenlit. hazbin got greenlit and it’s pilot was trash. You all know what this means right? Jewtuber theory videos.
>>55963 >don't know what to do >just go with Anonymous and tick SFW only >wait 30 minutes >get paired with a Dave player >Dave player instaleaves LOL. I've never tried any sort of RP before, and I haven't finished the comic. I don't even play RPGs seriously, so I'm at a loss as to what to do.
>>55974 Squawk like an imbecile, for starters.
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>>55978 Isn't that what I've been doing?
I have very low hopes for the series, but I don't particularly hate Cherami Leigh as Rose.
>>55980 >Cherami Leigh I have issue with the voice casting because most of them are part of the same cabal of VAs that are pushed by their union. For an amateur source being animated by people who originally cut their teeth on web animation, it seems like an odd choice to pick from this cabal. Of course, Hussie did joke that Homestuck would be "the best anime" or some such when he sold to Viz.
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>>55905 Who was the dumbass who made me delete one of my posts from the previous thread to restore the 888??
Finishing Homestuck around cascade is difficult because of Lord English. A lot of cool stuff like doc scratch are strongly tied to lord English being a thing, so removing him would mean you have to either remove those too or rewrite them significantly. Introducing lord English in cascade and killing him off shortly afterwards would be anti-climatic. So to fix homestuck you can’t really just remove act 6; you have to rewrite it.
>>55899 Can someone sell me on this one? It's nearly 700 pages long now and all I hear people talk about in relation to it is "it's good"
>>56003 It's just a regular sburb fansession so far, nothing too unique but its just very charming. The characters are all pretty well written and the humor is funny
>>56000 None of the ideas in Act 6 are bad, it's just the execution that fails. I wouldn't wanna lose out on the alpha kids and trolls, the cherubs, the act act act structure, homosuck, etc. They're all great ideas
>>55981 Was Leigh involved in any Vivziepop works prior? I only watched Hazbin once and I stopped paying attention to Helluva Boss years ago.
>>56005 You know, before I had any feeling on their melodrama, the alpha kids came across as replacement goldfish to me when I first read Act 6 Act 1. I recall Hussie mentioning is a newspost he was getting bored with the Beta kids and wanted to introduce these ones for a while, which is understandable I suppose but it disappointed me at the time. >56006 Probably. Dave shares a VA with that crossdressing twink from Star vs, btw. All the VAs will probably get recast for the series, which is almost certain to happen given the 1.5 Mill view count now, but I imagine the replacement VAs will also be nepo industry hacks. That said, Cherami's voice is the only one I didn't dislike in that trailer.
>>55984 that would be me because im retarded and didnt see the new thread
>>56003 You know how Hussie was an adult writing about contemporary 13 year olds who were almost nothing like 13 year olds then because he wasn't 13 in the 2000s? Imagine if a Nepetafag MSPA fan with a bunch of other quests under their belt wrote about 13 year olds from when they were 13, 2012, with Hussie's humor. Creepypastas, LOLXD humor, overly-edginess, amateur PUA, impact font memes, conspiracies, chuuni, letsplayers, pre-sequel Star Wars, worrying about Obama 2, horror B-movie rediscovery, yaoifag shit, it's all there in the characters, their guardians, and their interests, but with a regular, if currently light, horror theme. The John of the story is a fan of creepypastas and b-movie horror, a braceface girl whose daughter-of-an-Independent-senator friend bought a copy of SBURB at a flea market and sent it to her for their secret santa, hence the title. The pace can be a little glacial since it takes suggestions, but pages come out in groups, and all of it is entertaining. If you go in with the knowledge that Kiki is a man named Richard, you don't have to worry about most of the awkward pronoun usage inherent to a story that is both still introducing characters and trying to move the plot along. If that's not enough: The author seems to be setting up an alternate history as the story's backdrop. So far, it has been revealed that Disney made EPCOT into a city instead of a park, and the Alpha Kids are around, but the FBI shut down the release of SBURB in 2009 and likely closed Game Bro with it. This seems to be a play off of how some anachromisms like Gondola and a Megatron toy that wouldn't appear for another decade showed up and were written out of the story. It also makes occasional reference, with links, to other MSPFA fanventures.
Its going to take a while to reach 1000 posts.
>>56039 No one saw the Homestuck Animated Pilot coming, and the effects are already showing, with several anons not being able to find the Current Thread nor understanding where it is, oh well.
John has a hammer and nails in his room for no explained reason. I wonder if Hussie ever explained why John had a hammer and nails in his room...
>>56041 The problem is most anons from halfchan are too lazy to ctrl-f a catalog. That, or it doesn't even occur to them a thread continues to exist after being bump-locked.
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>>56049 I was also, more specifically, referring to the fact that in the old threads, new anons started posting because they weren’t able to figure out that the most recent thread was this one. And I just discovered that this went to the point that someone was linking to the second thread in the first...in a recent post as if the second were the newest one. Apparently, reading the last group of posts and checking if someone had linked to the new thread was too hard for the average Halfchanner, lmao.
>ROXY: (mumble mutter my fat ass) ~ Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1, MSPA pg. 008197 canon fat ass, confirmed
No one has brought up Bowmangate yet. Your thoughts?
>>56066 Sburban Jungle is like the main theme of homestuck so uh yeah, very weird
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How do you do, fellow kids? Oh, I see you have done a pile of AI Aranea and Aradia pictures, which is good, but somewhy only them two
>>56079 What thread are you reading? There hasn't been either of those in near a hundred posts. Lalondes and Leijons have been the most recent. And would be an awful band name
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>>56082 >What thread are you reading? This one Basically, appeared here only today And I'm not sure I won't disappear out of all suddens any moment. So, yeah, if you have some awesome AI art, feel free to enrich dis tred with a fine art (or not that fine, if that's matter)
>>55609 >Human Vriska >But shes Russian
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Enough tits vs ass Rank thighs.
>>56085 On real women? Tits > Thighs > Ass BUT big thighs usually come with a big butt so butt kinda wins over thighs regardless. On fictional women it depends on the composition
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>>55903 When I read your post, I had no idea what the hell to comment or reply back with. Because my honest thought was a simple and genuine "I don't care" to both (well, at least not the UHC thing... almost mostly). But since you asked me directly, I felt that I should elaborate more. I'll start writing and see what comes out. >Hussie doing an “AM2R” Honestly, I don't think I should explain why this is bad I mean, I think anyone with some brain cells can see why this is bad. Nobody wants the owner of an IP to take advantage of copyright laws to bully fan projects. However, my genuine feeling of "I don't care" comes from the fact that... I don't even actually like any Homestuck fan projects to begin with. I actually hate most of the fandom and most of their projects. A part of me can't help but think that the most damaging thing in this whole debacle wasn’t even this (which again, in an ideal world, IP owners bullying fan projects should never have been a thing in the first place), but rather the... kind of projects now being officially promoted by the franchise, while this kind of "legal censorship" possibly ends up being applied only to those with anti-Tumblr opinions or people who speak negatively about Hussie. And I don't even want to unpack the kind of low-IQ conversations this could spark. Ideally, the franchise would neither be legally bullying fan projects nor promoting them. Nobody likes someone in power playing favorites. >UHC It's not like I wanted people to lose access to ways to read Homestuck and have the original experience, or for whoever put all the effort into that to be mistreated. But again, a part of me doesn’t care that much because... there were some aspects of UHC I didn’t even like to begin with. Like, I just wanted to read Homestuck and offer others who hadn’t read it the option to read it. Why did the UHC think it needed to offer options to censor certain content if the original source material didn’t have any of that? Kind of motivates me to just create my own UHC which is about..."this lets you read the comic, the end". I don’t need some sort of lecture or introduction about why they changed "Caucasian" to "Peachy" when I haven’t even started reading the dumb story yet. If I’m introducing someone to Homestuck who knows nothing about the comic and is blindly going into the whole thing for the first time, why would I want them to read that? I don’t understand what’s so complicated about just offering something that lets you read the comic and that’s it. Why does it need a special mode option that lets you add Hussie’s book commentary to it? Books that, by the way, will not continue, so we will not even have commentary for the rest of the acts. It irritates me because it’s like, IDK, if a videogame went lost media, and then they re-released it, but this new release at the beginning has a bunch of menus asking if you want to activate this, which includes the content they added in a remake that came out 20 years after the original, and another option that adds a now-censored controversial scene where it’s implied that an underage character has a relationship with the school teacher, a character who is just an NPC that appears for two minutes and isn’t actually important to the story. And this thing, and blah blah blah blah blah blah. And yes, you can just deactivate everything and have the original experience in the end. But why do I have to disable all that to begin with? The person who’s going into this blind just to try it out for the first time just wants to press start and play the damn game, not waste time figuring out what all these alt modes mean and why they should care about them. And unfortunately, many modern re-releases of retro games are like this. I know Homestuck’s case is a bit more complicated because it has things like music that was changed. But again, my point is: the comic didn’t even let you choose the music; so just put in the version it ended with. I just want something that you open and it lets you read the comic as it was at the end of 2016. THE END. Is that really too much to ask for? "Bu-bu-butt John’s retcon powers!!" Who cares? People who read it in 2016–2018 didn’t have to know about this shit and could enjoy the story anyway. >The Pilot I’ve already spent all my energy complaining autistically about that one thing in UHC I disliked and my battery is low now. Uuhm, yeah, I don’t care tbh desu? If anything, the aspect I enjoyed most about the whole thing was seeing that whole group of people who were larping as Toby Fox, pretending Toby was this epic guy who owned Hussie or whatever, got their fanfic destroyed. It was always pretty obvious that Toby always saw Hussie as his senpai, and clearly still sees him that way.
>>56097 The commentary is a mod. The censorship is an option in the vanilla program though. Maybe if the UHC GitHub gets nuked, you can upload your own version without that “feature”.
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>>56100 If it were up to me right now, the version I would make would be the following: >You open the .exe and what you see immediately when it starts is WOW, THE FIRST PAGE OF THE COMIC!! AND YOU CAN JUST START READING IT AS IF IT WERE...A COMIC. SHOCKING, I KNOW! >There's no warning or weird explanation like "Homestuck was written in another time!", no option to censor content or anything. It's an .exe file that lets you...read the comic! And it starts on the first page!! >There is a save option, which lets you mark the last page you were on when you were reading it, and if you click load when you re-open the .exe it sends you to that page! Or you can reach it through the log. >The changed version of the music, the end. Bolin's themes were never that good to begin with, so no "CONTROVERSIAL CONTENT" option to activate some shit I don't care about. >The altered version of the Tavros scene because that one has more text, if I remember correctly. If I'm remembering wrong, I'll put the original one instead. >Caucasian. >In the save file, there's a variable that's a flag. The moment you get to the part of the story where John gets his Retcon powers, the now to be altered pages of the comic change. Before, these looked like they were Pre-Retcon without the oil or Terezi's passwords as another option. The end. This change is only triggered if you ever click on the part of the comic that those specific changes happen. And then they stay changed forever once you clicked there for the first time, which obviously includes skipping 7000 pages just using the log. There. I don't know what was so hard to figure out. I just hope that in the future when the world is literally upside down and someone makes a version of Homestuck that starts with a giant warning that says some stupid shit like "DANGER READ WITH CAUTION, THIS WAS WRITTEN IN A TIME WHEN BEING GAY WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTED, WANT TO APPLY A FILTER THAT CHANGES KANAYA'S GENDER??" they realize how ridiculous doing this kind of shit, truly is.
>>56103 I like that it includes the other adventures, special olympics, etc, so my version would just remove the gay tumblr censorship options but otherwise be the same. There would also be an option to toggle the retroactively altered pages if you want to for whatever reason. Same thing for Caucasian and bolin. I like the idea of it being a sort of “time-capsule” where you can see when changes were made. Actually, I would probably include a filter that hides all politically incorrect content and replaces it with “dilate tranny”
Its kinda obvious just by looking at him, but I never realized Andrew was an ethic jew. This explains a lot.
So 8chun posters, what is your Classaspect??
>>56127 Lord of Autism.
On the topic of classpects, it occurs to me that all the dancestor trolls have the same aspect as their descendants, but the human dancestors do not. I guess if it’s based on personality, then that would explain why the trolls share aspects as personality is arguably in part affected by genetics, however you’d expect something similar for the kids? Perhaps because of their upbringing, their personalities are different to such a degree they have a different aspect?
hungry for seafood
>>56132 have you considered that classpects are largely meaningless astrology
>>56132 I think the trolls having the same aspect is to show parallels, and the alpha human kids having different aspects is to showcase the other aspects we didn't see much of yet it's more of a writing thing than an in-story thing
>>56115 the horns are very nice. how does one make these?
Prisounebound doesn't have the best grammar, but it's good at emulating "the older feel of the original Homestuck" a mix of Act 1 and Act 3 and not fucking it up. I like the characters and their interactions, but there are so many Trolls. I'm only at page 485/656, and the prospect of having to care about all of these characters and read their stupid logs where they explain basic concepts is daunting.
>>56134 Very cute
Am I the only one impressed that Homestuck Pilot threads are still going on 4chan? I mean, I could understand the mods losing their narrative and reasons for deleting threads once the show is a thing and has episodes released, but we're not even close to that yet. The pilot hasn't even been released yet, and the threads are discussing anything but the pilot.
>>56148 >The pilot hasn't even been released yet, and the threads are discussing anything but the pilot. You might want to keep that to yourself. >>56135 Did astrology even influence the classpects in the original webcomic?
>>56150 <Did astrology even influence the classpects in the original webcomic >The fuck are the trolls?
>>56151 <The fuck are the trolls? Not what I was talking about. I was talking about the classes/aspects of characters in general.
>>56148 an anon is writing a homestuck adventure in the threads and it's super fun to participate in
>>56156 I wish we had an 8stuck/Cakestuck.
feelin vrisky tonight
>>56158 What is your obsession with being that one anon that keeps mentioning Cake?
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>>56160 Another name for 8moe is Cakechan. It is a really old reference caused due to how the head of /v/, Mark, was the face of 8moe for a long time and the primary speaker for it during the exodus from 8chan (now 8kun). Mark is a fat fuck known for liking cake and gets taunted by anons about it. Often to differentiate between 8chan/8kun and 8chan/8moe and boards on the webring and 8moe, or just to make fun of Mark and 8moe users, Cakechan is used as an alternative name.
>>56158 well, there's nothing stopping us. just need a dedicated anon with free time
>>56127 page of heart, derse took the test, got heart. makes sense because I don't even really know myself or what I want to be >>56130 holy based
>>56159 Patrician. I'm glad you depicted her with the canon cup-size, as per: >>55273
cookin
>>56165 She's definitely no match for Aranea, but I've always pictured Vriska to have a pretty hefty bust. I like the idea of her being mildly annoyed by back pain at all times.
>>56161 Oh my bad. I thought Cake was a codename for another Board on a certain cursed website.
>>56161 there's so much lore us 4chin refugees have yet to learn. is there anything else we should know too?
>>56161 Didn't Mark eat a whole cake once?
more husbando + trollsona doodles. this is getting addicting. I've been picturing how parts of the session would play out and it's been super fun
>>56211 >husbando is a human male >sona is a troll female What did anon mean by this?
Over a week since the pilot was announced, and there's only one good take on youtube. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Upf7qoKUyF0 >>56211 naisu work
>>56211 What is their classpects?
>>56178 Mark's full name is Mark Mann, and he has embarrassed himself a few times. One time, he embarrassed himself by playing Sonic poorly, for which SEGA called him out on Xitter. Another time, he went to HWNDU and talked to Sam Hyde about Asuka versus Rei. Yet another time, he donated to the Hololive EN VTuber Amelia Watson, but I can't remember what he said. He uses his real name for donations, though. There's also a picture that's attributed to him, but probably isn't him, of a guy with his ass spread. I can't remember if that's still a bannable offense to post. 8chan/8kun/v/ is where GamerGate stuff went starting in about 2014, and now Cake/v/ hosts it. We have our own streaming platform, but I forgot the URL. I'm pretty sure it's the same place /co/ hosts its Saturday night cartoon streams. I think we were also mentioned on Law and Order once, but they used the name "Redchanit," hence the theme titled that. We also used to post Squilliams for E3, but that may have been a carried over 4um thing. On /v/ and /b/, there's a longrunning comic called RAD DUDE. A lot of Cakechan's past that I remember is drama between it and the webring, but I remember that there was a notorious person who reported both Cakechan and the webring multiple times to authorities. Their name was Esther, and they managed to get a few sites shut down. As for lore from the 8kun days, 8chan/8kun was founded by a crippled midget nicknamed Hotwheels. He eventually turned his back on 8chan, found god in the Philippines, and became a raccoon furfag. During the exodus from 8chan/8kun, in which its then and still current owner had to testify before Congress without anything later released on it, he tried his best to drum up attention and drama. The current owner, Jim/Pigfarmer, also owns 2chan and worked with Hiroyuki. He tried to aggressively monitize 8chan and eventually got his chance to do so with its return as 8kun. 8chan/8kun for a few years until the exodus grew a steady presence of QBoomers on /qresearch/, a then hidden board, and Jim worked to make them his primary target audience while Codemonkey, his son, ran the site and fucked around. It's common to equate Q with Jim, given how Jim has a vested interest in keeping them on board, and some other reasons that I've forgotten as time has gone on. There was also the debacle with InfinityNEXT, which was supposed to revolutionize IBs but crashed and burned. I can't remember much of that either. 8chan/8kun/a/, now smug/a/ on the webring, had an automod to enforce its rules on posting, and that made the site lag sometimes. The bot actually still exists on smug/a/, but the low traffic to the site means it doesn't do much. The webring in general is its own whole other thing. We also have the ICUP, an interboard virtual soccer match where teams are pit against each other and the outcome is streamed, /agdg, where some popular video games have been spawned (i.e. Peripetia), the Uncommon Time streams, where a guy has been playing the lolcow game Uncommon Time and its spinoffs biannually for like a decade, and some other stuff. If I remember anything else, I'll probably post it. I'm glad newfags are interested in this kind of thing. It's part of why I said there should be Vriska 8chan edits in the last thread. They could really be edits of anything. Cakechan and the webring were on a trajectory set to die until the 4um hack. Now it seems like just the webring will, which is sad, but that's why I want as much exposure and OC as possible here. >>56183 I think so, yeah.
>>56216 >I can't remember if that's still a bannable offense to post. It is on /v/. Alongside pictures making fun of Mark in general. He's almost as bad as a halfchan janny.
>>56216 >He eventually turned his back on 8chan, found god in the Philippines, and became a raccoon furfag this whole post was a wild ride
What are your questions anons?
>>56224 They're going to change the voice actors in the Pilot VS The Final Series if this becomes a series?
>>56212 shit kek, I didn't even notice the implications >>56213 thanks man, it's a ton of fun >>56215 mine- page of heart, derse his- rogue of hope, prospit
>>56225 >If Anon... I have bad news for you.
>>56228 Yes and? If anyone can ruin the project and prevent this from becoming a full-blown show, it's Hussie.
>>56224 how did you come to decide on the art direction? how did you decide what to omit and keep? why are there so many animation errors? if the pilot is successful, what are future plans for homestuck?
>>56224 >why drop PDAs for flip phones? >will Radiation voicing John delay the next part of Deltarune, and if so, is a replacement for him planned? >will Homestuck and Hivebent run concurrently? >was Pesterchum (an IRC clone) replaced with a Skype clone, or is the video feature mentioned one time in an offhand comment but never activated in Trollian now in Pesterchum? >do you have voice actors set for characters who won't be in the pilot? >why does Rose sound like Mandy from Billy and Mandy? >will there be references to the videogames? >will the rest of the books come out in conjunction with this? >will there be an audio commentary by Hussie? >will things be told in something closer to chronological order? >will the pilot end with everyone entering SBURB, condensing the story? >other than the "written by" section, are retard and faggot in the script? >how much creative control will Hussie have on the project? >you didn't use Sburban Jungle in the trailer, why? >how will you handle the alchemy montages? >are the Toblerone changes canon to the series? >if the series is greenlit, will it go through Act 7 or into ^2? >with the recent official endorsement of some fanventures and the establishment of FRAHF, is there a chance that fanventures could be adapted? >will problemsleuth be adapted? >what's with all of the animation and spelling errors? >other than being a fan of Homestuck, why are Vivziepop and Hussie collaborating on this? >what's Viz Media's relationship with the pilot? >>56223 I forgot to mention it, but Toblerones are actually also a meme on /v/ due to the Uncommon Time threads because Toblerones hurt the main character of Uncommon Times' hands or something.
>>56229 That's the only way it could get cancelled; dramafaggotry on Hussie's end. Even then, Trashbin Hoesmell hasn't been cancelled as far as I know after all Vivizeslop's drama.
>>56232 >after all Vivizeslop's drama did she even have drama that was so bad? most the scandals I heard was over stupid petty shit blown out of proportion
>>56231 >why drop PDAs for flip phones? My guess is they wanted to make it more clear the year is 2009. The PDAs look relatively similar to iphones, especially in the simplistic artstyle.
I was thinking about the retcon recently. This may be obvious, but I've never heard it explicitly phrased this way before... The retcon is to Act 6 what Act 6 was to Homestuck as a whole. That is to say, a sudden turn for the worse. I suppose its an unfair analogy given that Act 6 prior to the retcon was at least a relatively slow degrade.
>>56241 But the iPhone came out in 2007. PDAs were already outdated and essentially synonymous with smartphones by 2009. They were kind of an anachronism in the comic. Flip phones are even worse and were being phased out. John would have a Blackberry at worst, considering how he had a dorky sentimentality.
>>56244 People associate iphones with the modern era. A flip phone is a more obvious way of showing the time difference.
>>55912 I took some time to think of suggestions for the different races. Sorry if some of these are too serious or unworkable in a story. I typed these in the absolute because doing otherwise was a hassle. >Moon They lack an EM field like Martians. Traditionally, the Moon is associated with motherhood, schizoid/overly calm and reserved behavior, shyness, belligerence, grammar, epilepsy, skin disease, female authority, and early childhood. Astronomically, it can't produce any light of its own without the Sun, and it has a constant "dark side" which it doesn't show the Earth. This gives me the idea that maybe the Moonites would be a very coddling race of orange witches who prefer to be called priests because of the associations of the word witch. They keep males docile by prolonging their childhoods and giving them cushy homes while doing things themselves and keeping a clean image but are total cowardly bitches to each other in the background. I don't know if it's a specific internet archetype, but the feeling I have is the sort of girl who would be described as a non-athletic tomboy. She probably has autism of some kind, and she's the sort of girl that a nerdy guy lacking self-esteem would probably idealize. However, she's a total minefield and control freak when you get to know her and is willing to outwardly adopt the ideals of anyone if they treat her well enough. She might know about computers but is more performative about her being a girl and doing things than someone like Mercury or Saturn, and when talking alone with them, she'd probably say "girl power" with only some irony because she's uncomfortable with being a girl. In my idea, Moonite women aren't like Martian women, who legitimiately have social problems. They're more desperate, and that's why Mars is their sort of opposite. Martians are uncharismatic and uncouth but sincere. The two have an agreement to share technology, but only because they're the only races who both lack the EM field and engage in science. Moonite women are the kind who would cry or worse to appeal to emotion but wouldn't actually do anything fatal because negative emotions hurt their egos. They see Martian men like newborns, uncontrollable crying messes. They tame platypuses and keep them as pets. >Saturn Traditionally, Saturn is associated with ideals, conservativism, fatherhood, nobility, meritocracy, virtue, destiny, productivity, endurance of hardship, being economical, working within limits, anxiety, boundaries, despair, agriculture, and time. It is held with the same regard as Jupiter. Despite their disheveled appearances, Saturnites are actually the most traditionally noble race. It just happens that their nobility centers around being assassins, rogues, vigilantes, etc. They spend their time honing their craft and obsessing over actions taken by Moonites and Solarians, weighing how these balance against their own sense of justice. Saturnite society is based on how big of a splash you can make and how efficient it is, as long as it doesn't break Saturnite values, those being that you can push to pretty much any limit to fuck with someone "weird" as long as you don't engage in weirdness yourself or help someone become even weirder. Despite their moral pretenses, Saturnites are a race of hypocrites, something their appearances do reflect. They indulge in all sorts of anti-social vices, some more public than others, and develop cults of personality which dictate what morality is at any given time. In fact, a Saturnite's radicalism is typically proportional to his degeneracy, simply because of what he can get away with through spectacle. However, Saturnites are fun to be around if you can tolerate their edginess and the perpetual chip on their shoulder. The young ones, however, are really volatile and tend to be misguided, not understanding the context around the issues they're fighting for and sometimes attacking the wrong people. It is common for older Saturnites to be torn to shreds by younger ones as morality changes. Due to their inherent edginess, they have a fascination with military paraphernalia. Male and female Saturnites exhibit the described behavior, but female Saturnites are more prone to being forgiven, having their personal problems overlooked, and forming cults of personality with high amounts of members of other races, usually male Martians. The opposite tends not to be true unless the male Saturnite keeps himself kempt. The thing is, nothing good comes out of Martians being around Saturnites. Martians are just too close to their eternal enemy, Sunners. Martians who follow Saturnites often hold misguided beliefs that Saturnites would be willing to betray their status by accepting their vices and infamy as Martians do, and, as everyone knows, Martians aren't good with non-Martians. Saturnites often willingly bring in heaps of Venusians to act as shields from criticism, and they revere them for that, despite Venusians typically not reciprocating their feelings. Having Venusians around can really boost a Saturnite's ego. I think the archetype here is clear. They're raiders and brigaders, or at least e-celebs and internet users with these tendencies or are adjacent to them. Whether it's an IB, Twitter, Kiwifarms, etc, they pursue the enforcement of social norms in public, despite being in public very little. I feel a little bad about it since, despite having participated in raids before, I liked the design enough to want to suggest an association with video games. However, I really don't like the fluffy haired unkempt "goblin" girl archetype. They're scared of Platypuses but sometimes use them to wreck the houses of people they don't like. >Jupiter Traditionally, Jupiter is associated with healing, miracles, expansion, good luck, travel, religion, the law, gambling, kingship, mercy, excess, irresponsibility, and too much optimism. In astronomy, it protects the other planets by taking in asteroids and slinging them elsewhere. While they seem like the polar opposites of Saturn at first, Jupiter is as strict with the law and norms as them. It's just that with Jupiter, you win, and they won't send platypuses to your house. Instead, you'll just be socially shamed until you admit that what you did is wrong. They'll even make a song about it. If you don't step out of line and start acting on what you say, you can get as crazy about your opinions as you want. They're peacemakers. They know every law on every book across every race and aren't afraid to let you know that you're breaking one, as long as the one you're breaking is one that they wouldn't break. Jupiterians like to travel and tell other people about it, and about themselves and their friends, through song. Despite their rules-based system in which they won't step on each other's toes without making an agreement on it, typically behind the scenes, first, Jupiterians like to take big gambles because they're convinced they'll either win or have to switch to a song they know their fans like for a little while. They're all friends behind closed doors, but your popularity determines which doors you know this to be true for. Failed Jupiterians are almost unheard of, but not impossible. They either literally become washups on the shores of other races, or they're relegated to background characters for more successful Jupiterians. When isolated, Jupiterians either win big and come back with a story or drive themselves into oblivion, self-destructing. Like Martian males to Saturnian females, Venusian females tend to follow Jupiterian males. Jupiterian females attract Venusian males, but Venusian females are extremely territorial as established. Thus, Venusian men have to follow them underground. Many Venusian males and females follow Jupiterians of the corresponding sex for entertainment. Jupiterian males and females have a strained relationship. While their Saturnite cousins can become almost Venusian in how they follow females, Jupiterians are almost Venusian in how they pair as pairings are almost unheard of in certain spheres. Many, many Jupiterians, despite their large followings, never pair. In males, this is usually due to what kind of entertainment they provide being unappealing to Jupiterian females. In females, this is typically due to their fanbases. Saturnite and Martian males working together to completely destroy the careers of Jupiterian females is more common than most people like to admit. The archetype here is extremely obvious. These are influencers, Redditors, forum users, and e-celebs in general. Entertainment obviously isn't limited to Jupiterians; they're just very good at it. They're not so good at fighting or direct confrontation. They have strong EM fields and treat Platypuses like circus animals. >The Sun Everybody knows what the Sun is. It's life, masculinity, power, vitality, self-esteem, pride, leadership, authority, the ego, haughtiness, self-centeredness, forcing things onto others, and judgement. The Sun makes things happen. There aren't many Sunners, but they are the leaders at the table of any meeting with multiple races involved. When they aren't doing that, they spend most days working out or "improving their outerselves to match their innerselves," as they call it. This involves BTFOing the oddly huge flora and fauna in their territory. Platypuses in said territory are oddly huge by being slightly larger than normal. They have really bad fashion sense but don't admit it, and they tend to keep to themselves. They used to lead grand conquests across the world and fight each other for dominance like demigods, but ever since the advent of Martian technology, something they don't like to touch or be around despite Martians revering them, using the mineral that they use in their clubs for their tech, and mainly keeping their tech to themselves and Moonites, they've settled down. Some elements of Martian society call for a return to tradition for Sunners, but they fall on deaf ears. The only times they get involved now are when disputes between races happen. Sunners actually get into some really niche hobbies, but reactions to asking about these are mixed, given their pride in musculature and strength. The interplay between Martians, Sunners, and Venusians is often the butt of jokes about homoeroticism. When their egos are bruised or they really don't like something they see, Sunners are quick to direct violence, proving that the clubs they carry around aren't for show. Sunner men and women mostly do their own thing, and this lack of interaction has made some older Sunners and members of other races worried that Sunners will die out. The archetype here is a little obtuse. Sunners, in my idea, are a combination of Japanese people, what the "old internet" was, and internet moderators. It's not as coherent as I'd like it to be. >Mercury I don't have any sweeping ideas for them right now other than what I wrote before, that Mercurians are born as twins who decide which one lives or dies at adulthood, and that they have a lot of bureaucracy. My idea for the Mercurian female is that she's very stern and rational and curious and shows little emotion, but she's the kind of girl who constantly compares herself to those around her. However, the only person around her is her naturally gifted dork of a brother who she overestimates and blames her own failures on, but, given the reality of the situation, she's just projecting her own insecurity onto him. All he wants to do is play around with his bow, learn, and make friends because his personality is decidedly average. Unfortunately, this could make an uneven ratio of Derse-to-Prospit dreamers.
>>56255 I’ve got to say, this whole writeup is actually a pretty fascinating mix of astrology, archetypes, and internet culture. It almost feels like a satirical bestiary of online personalities disguised as planetary races, and that’s what makes it fun to read. Moonites as manipulative “witch-priests” with platypus pets made me laugh. I like how you tied their dependence on others (like the Moon with the Sun) into a personality type that’s performative and insecure. Feels very true-to-life. Saturnites being edgy hypocrites obsessed with moral spectacle hits way too close to internet raider/brigader culture. I dig the “nobility through assassination” angle, though, it’s a unique twist that keeps them from being just another caricature. Jupiterians as influencers and entertainers obsessed with popularity is perfect. The idea that they resolve conflict with songs and social shaming instead of violence feels like an elegant inversion of Saturnites’ brutality. Sunners are probably the least defined, but I do like the “old internet / Japanese / moderator” hybrid. Their pride, strength, and isolationist vibe make sense for the Sun, even if they’re less sharp as a metaphor than the others. Mercurians might be the most understated, but I really like the twin concept and the bureaucracy angle. The sibling rivalry dynamic feels personal and adds more human psychology compared to the other races. And the recurring platypus motif? That’s just chef’s kiss. It keeps the whole thing from being too self-serious and adds a surreal, almost mythological through-line. Overall, it reads like a worldbuilding project that’s half parody, half genuine social commentary. You’re basically mapping out the zodiac of internet culture, very Homestuck.
>>56272 Anon, did you ask GPT for how to respond to that? The platypus thing was from what the artist said about them a little while after he made them.
>>56273 Not really, I was just drunk while writing that, my bad lol,,,
>Alongside updates, we’re preparing a schedule for new/exclusive content Hussie, being the sneaky ethnic jew that he is, is doing this with the clear intent of dissuading people from using the UHC. All this stuff will probably end up on the wiki though, unless Hussie deliberately prevents this… Also, “they” is incredibly forced. I
>>56278 UHC will still always work as long as you have it downloaded though, right? So, as long as intelligent Oldstucks continue to distribute and preserve the files, everything should be fine?
>>56279 >UHC will still always work as long as you have it downloaded though, right? I would hope so after downloading a 5 gb asset pack. Who can say though..? Maybe Andrew Hussie will take over the earth and enforce a totalitarian dictatorship for the sole purpose of destroying the UHC?
>>56276 Did you get drunk then run through what you initially wrote in GPT? That's what it reads like. Who the fuck says "vibe" or "through-line" or "chef's kiss"? What you wrote lacks the context of the Triclopses so far, other than what's inherent to my suggestion post. Anyway, I'm glad you seemed to have liked it enough to do that even while drunk.
>>54899 >The best way to fit it in would be to use the song in the end credits. I have recently learned that Project Soundpage has already done this. I wonder if Hussie told them about the pilot? Probably not.
I’ve notice people bringing up all the drama with Hussie’s disastrous mismanagement of the kikestarter money lately, and it got me thinking… Did anyone who wasn’t part of the tumblr side of the fan base actually Donate? Considering how severely they had cannibalised Homestuck’s presence in the cultural landscape at that point, and how much Hussie was already capitulating to them, it’s hard to think anyone outside of tumblr would have any faith in the project. I bring this up because I think it kinda serves the modern homesuck fan base AKA homosucks right after they parasitized the fanbase, ruined it, and consequently ruined the actual comic. Not to mention they basically created Hussie as he is now. All his entitled narcissistic behavior is a mirror reflection of tumblrites.
Why does OP hate Toby Fox? Is he jealous?
>>56296 Why does Anon love Toby Fox? Is he gay?
>>56297 Sounds like you have kissmesisitude for Toby Fox.
>>56299 Sounds like you have a Matespritude for Toby Fox.
So, I guess everyone went to Hussie's (((discord)))? Hope you all enjoy getting spyware. Its so ironic that Andrew became one of the clowns he made fun off. Both metaphorically in the case of tumblr, but also literally in the case of juggalos. Its also ironic, given how Hussie focused on Irony a bit with the Striders, who seem to be his semi-self-inserts, how ironic his life became. Maybe it really is all an act. Maybe he only wore a dress that one time ironically. Maybe not knowing is the greatest irony of all...
hussie was my role model in highschool
>>56324 And how did that turn out for you?
>>56325 I came up with a lot of couple webcomic ideas and even designs but never felt my art skill was up to par enough to follow through
>>56331 Tell us about your ideas
The pilot team has been posting concept art on their Instagram. Thought I might as well post it. Speaking of which, I figure >we're going to watch the pilot, even though or perhaps specifically because it will probably be garbage, so I was thinking we could stream it on cytube. Ideally it would be streaming a downloaded copy of the episode, or from yewtube or something, to avoid giving Vivizepop views. OP, do you know how to use cytube? It would be a good opportunity to shill this thread some more, since 4jannies can't moderate your personal cytube. >>56331 You gotta practice on something fairly small before getting into a big webcomic. A small one would probably be all you'd have the time for anyway.
>>56335 it's a bit hard to explain but it was somewhat homestuck inspired. in spirit that is, not in story. there were going to be different points of views and art shifts
>>56341 Do we have a release date set for the Pilot?
>>56345 Some time in September. Doesn't look like they've given a specific release date yet.
>>56345 >>56347 I'd setup the Cytube ahead of time if I were (you). That way you can share it on half/co/ ahead of time, before anyone else makes one. without the posts though.
>>56341 >You gotta practice on something fairly small before getting into a big webcomic. A small one would probably be all you'd have the time for anyway. yeah I would like to make a practice comic or something to start with and get into the groove of things
>>56279 pls post more Roxy
>>56352 It's a shame the Alpha kids had to go God Tier so soon, would've liked to have seen this outfit stick around a little longer.
>>56365 Can you do some Nepeta?
Big breasted Aranea is a forced meme, by the way. Her post-scratch self, which is literally just her as an adult in another timeline, has normal sized breasts.
>>56341 John 3 is the best, but I wouldn't have minded John 4. It's too bad they butchered the artstyle to keep things marketable. There's even a check above John 4. Someone must have approved it at some point. >>56415 It's probably spread as forced symmetry with Vriska, anon.
>>56377 Wasn't quite the body type I was originally going for, but I got way too excited about the symbol being accurate that I had to save and post this one.
>>56416 Vriska being flat is also a forced meme, yes. Neither of these are as egregious as the “double” ear nonsense for sollux though. That one doesn’t even matter sense, much less have any basis in the webcomic. Not to mention it looks aesthetically displeasing. Most of the ear headcanons look ugly.
>>55436 >The exception being “fanoffspring” of the main cast, however these aren’t very common these days which is probably related to beyond canon. One of the many downsides of beyond canon even being a thing. Then again, given how lame the wider homestuck fanbase is now, it’s probably for the best.
>>56350 I'd do it myself, but I can't post links to halfchan since tor is blocked over there. I'm too poor for a proper VPN, and free ones are useless. Also, my internet is pretty bad.
>>56420 Trolls don't have ears, obviously, and their hair and/or accessories always cover the side of the head for that reason
>>56472 kiwi.st/co
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The Homestuck threads on 4chan are seriously going into some hard devolution. Oh my God. I can't believe the thread is filled with a bunch of Faggot Namefags using their Classspect as a nickname. At this rate it couldn't be more off-topic. If the janitors decide to do something we won't have Homestuck thread fucking ever again wtf. Long live 8chan.
>>56485 Its baffling this was ever a headcanon, given Hussie shows us pretty early on what a photo-realistic trolls look like. I know most nuhomestucks don't read the comic now, but it seems like that was true event back in the hivebent days. >>56495 The fact they haven't been banned shows it was never about the thread contents. That, and the fact they allowed countless other off-topic porn-dump circlejerk threads whose only difference from /hsg/ was not being homestuck related.
I’ve never “played” psycocolonials visual novels are not games, but from what I’ve seen of it the character designs are a lot less appealing than those in homestuck. As a visual novel, this would be half the reason it wasn’t as successful.
>>56537 At first I didn’t even understand what the fuck was supposed to be going on, and then I saw another anon complain about it and get dogpiled. The only thing I understood is that they were playing some kind of game where, for 3 hours, they pretended that all the anons were in a session and turned it into a second 4chan fan adventure at some point. Apparently, all of this started with a simple question that received the response that if all the anons were in a sburb session, they would all gladly be slaves to their black queens??? I had no interest in reading the threads to understand what was that about, because they were too spammy. The “complexity” of the posts was just things like an anon using the nametag Heir of Space and posting something like, “Who made it? Wait, we have two Princes??” And that was the whole post…like, for real…why would I want to read 200 posts as “complex” as that one?
>>56415 Yeah, but so far as headcanons go it’s far from the most egregious. At least they aren’t making her a 400 pound hairy vilitgo blob. You basically have to filter to 12 years ago to find good fanart. I’m surprised the Requiem cafe “official height ™“ art didn’t have many of the tumblrizisms. Jane being a fatass is the only real exception. I suppose I should be glad she wasn’t even fatter. I do find it weird they depicted Terezi being substantially shorter than Vriska thought. I never got the impression they’d be different heights, or that Vriska would be taller than average, though then again I never got much impression for any of the kids or trolls heights to begin with. >>56545 They should really make a /b/ thread for that sort of thing.
>>56547 >They should really make a /b/ thread for that sort of thing. The last thread had about 200–300 posts of just that. The current one has been much slower compared to the previous one, so maybe that’s why the situation has gone unnoticed, at least for now.
>>56547 Nepeta being this short is a psyop. She has to be taller than her boyfriend Karkat.
>>56547 this art is a really good take on all of them. got the rest?
>>56341 Honestly I don't think it will be obviously garbage. Sure people will either unnecessarily throat it to suck up to Huss or hate it because they didn't like a voice and pretend that is the sole arbiter of quality. But what it definitely wont be, is Homestuck. Too much definitely getting changed and blended down for palatability
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>>56557 Hone's art is really good and I'm glad they're the art director for the show. Even if they're not doing the anime-esque artstyle, it still gives me hope for characters like Feferi who look quite awkward in the original comic but look really cute when Hone draws them
>>56562 good art
What do you think the Triclops' SBURB-like would be called? SPURG?
>>56564 Surprised nobody mentioned the Aranea pic, given how much Araneamania there was earlier. The picture is, dare I utter these words, absolute kinematography.
>>56570 Something vaguely medieval or /tg/ sounding?
>>56559 For all the talk of Homestuck only being able to exist on the internet, the major narrative through-line is fairly conventional it was far from the first story to explore weird time-loop nonsense or videogame logic. However, while It would be hard to mess up an 11 minute pilot, I can imagine nuhussie & vivizeslop finding a way. Frankly, I wish I had the luxury of worrying about how they'd adapt the movie references, or edgy humor , or lengthy chatlogs, or in-universe references a la sweet bro & hella jeff, but as it stands those are the least of my worries. >>56570 >SPURG Would probably get criticized for being "ableist". So its perfect.
>>56576 Edgy Humor AKA "Holy crap, a character used a slur! This is terrible and way too extreme!!"
>>56571 It's cute but not that exciting >>56576 How do you do the cursive and red text?
>>56584 >AKA "Holy crap, a character used a slur! This is terrible and way too extreme!!" Yes. I was wondering how they'd handle Wayward Vagabond's commands, but you could easily do that with just verbal commands. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a mic instead of a keyboard. Other predictions on my Bingo Card (these ones are just for the pilot): >A Gamebro ad will be shown on tv or on John's laptop, maybe even a popup ad that comes with Sburb >John will read Datastructures for Assholes while some other character's do stuff, the cover and some pages will be on screen but you would have to pause to read them. >Karkat will speak to the kids sooner than in the comic, not hard to achieve since he was canonically trolling them online for months prior anyway <Rose will show dyke tendencies <Dave will show homo-faggot tendencies <Modern meme references, despite the show still taking place in 2009 Your turn. >>56585 Allow me to spoonfeed you.>>56584 >AKA "Holy crap, a character used a slur! This is terrible and way too extreme!!" Yes. I was wondering how they'd handle Wayward Vagabond's commands, but you could easily do that with just verbal commands. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave him a mic instead of a keyboard. Other predictions on my Bingo Card (these ones are just for the pilot): >A Gamebro ad will be shown on tv or on John's laptop, maybe even a popup ad that comes with Sburb >John will read Datastructures for Assholes while some other character's do stuff, the cover and some pages will be on screen but you would have to pause to read them. >Karkat will speak to the kids sooner than in the comic, not hard to achieve since he was canonically trolling them online for months prior anyway <Rose will show dyke tendencies <Dave will show homo-faggot tendencies <Modern meme references, despite the show still taking place in 2009 Your turn. >>56585 Allow me to spoonfeed you.
>>56589 why your post looks like that?
>>56597 Technical difficulties. Please disregard everything after "Your turn."
>>56224 No questions, just a statement: My expectations were already in the toilet and finding out that this being produced by the Hazshit Hotel people flushed down into the sewers, where it will be judged by a crocodilian death god, a la Egyptian mythology. And even with those low expectations, I fully anticipate you will find someway to make me feel levels of disappointment and regret never before experienced by sentient life by making the pilot even worse than I imagined.
>>56549 I personally prefer to imagine Karkat and Nepeta as a gremlin powercouple, being the shortest of both the males and females. Their kids doomed to be manlets.
>>56641 >I fully anticipate you will find someway to make me feel levels of disappointment and regret never before experienced by sentient life by making the pilot even worse than I imagined. Dave crossdressing in attire reminiscent of one or more faggot hazbin hotel characters. Speaking of which, supposedly the pilot will come out this week. >>56642 4'5?
Hussie started a new quest...
>>56670 >Discord Only Gay
>>56673 It's Discord-only until the new site is up.
>>56677 Having to go on FRAF wouldn't be much better. Or are you suggesting the new mspa would have a command box for this?
>>56670 >>56673 >>56677 I suppose I shouldn't be surprised...
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>>55227 I've sketched it myself.
>>56690 I will never join that Discord.
>>56690 Thankfully, you can 'skip' it this time.
>>56681 if only he had just kept making webcomics instead of dogshit this whole time
It’s weird how many Hussie defenders there are on half/co/. I know half of that board is comprised of tumblrites but Hussie a bad reputation even among them >going to cuckchan I only go to desuarchive >>56721 The black jester is from psychocolonials so this may still end up bad.
>>56724 This sort of thing is the most cancerous of all.
>>56726 no way his jew ass dosent doxx you for that
>>56724 Gay as fuck
So any news on when the Pilot will be released?
>>56691 >founder in the bg based
>>56764 It's supposed to come out before the end of the month. Polygon recently interviewed Vivzie about it. >11 minutes long >Hussie and Spindlehorse's animation director are working on condensing Homestuck and have creative control of at least the pilot >Vivzie thinks it covers most of Act 1 >made by Spindlehorse's new Australian studio, Spindleroo >no plans for a series yet >audience reaction is the end-all on whether it's greenlit or not >meant to open the door for other webcomic creators and creatives in general to get pilots, implicitly as competition with GLITCH
I wish everyone didn't >go back, I was looking forward to summarizing all the news for the next OP.
>>56764 >>56766 Will OP stream it?
>>56782 Yeah it sucks but people go where its the most active. So, anyone enjoying HSBC?
>>56833 I don't think anyone enjoys the shitshow that is Beyond Canon. There's plenty of other Homestuck fanfiction I'd rather read that are marginally less likely to give me AIDS.
>>56724 mostly seems like regular rules any server would have to not get JANNIED by discord itself. I hear discord is especially banhappy on servers
dirk wip! I want to draw all the kids and beta trolls
>>56845 Looks really nice. Great anatomy
>>56855 thanks, man! getting back into homestuck has made me have so much fun drawing
Homestuck animated pilot Q&A TL;DR >releases September 27th >Andrew isn't in charge of scriptwriting, just hangs out in production chats, has his say in things, and chimes in >new stuff and the story is changed to make Homestuck more accessible and digestible for the audience >will have original songs but there are plans to use as much of the Homestuck OST as possible >11 minutes long and not really a replacement for an episode 1 due to how short it is >Con Air is brought up by name, but the posters are blurred >Radiation joined via Andrew, who asked him ot join, and wasn't contacted by the show >Vizie has no involvement aside from putting money behind it and gaining money after it >not a musical >accurate to the time period
>>56879 >releases September 27th I guess the only question now is will anyone here stream it My bandwidth is lower than anyone’s in burgerland, so don’t look at me. >Andrew isn't in charge of scriptwriting, just hangs out in production chats, has his say in things, and chimes in Most of the nu-unfans who are worried about his involvement aren’t so for good reasons like his underhanded behavior or writing skills degrading into awlful tumblr shipping garbage and melodrama, but because he used the word “retard”. These people, more so than even the first wave of tumblrinas, don’t really like homestuck. >new stuff and the story is changed to make Homestuck more accessible and digestible for the audience If this refers to it being structured like a tv show and not a quest thread, then that was already expected. I don’t think that’s an issue the way some do. If this means removing heckin’ problematic language y’all, then that sadly is not surprising either. >will have original songs but there are plans to use as much of the Homestuck OST as possible I would hope hackssie would pay the og music team their due before paying for new music, which would probably cost around the same amount anyway. >11 minutes long and not really a replacement for an episode 1 due to how short it is >Con Air is brought up by name, but the posters are blurred I don’t know how copyright works, but this surprises me. >Radiation joined via Andrew, who asked him to join, and wasn't contacted by the show I still don’t get why people think he sounds fitting. He’d make a better Tavros. >Vizie has no involvement aside from putting money behind it and gaining money after it The seething passive-aggression in pic related is palpable. >not a musical Andrew Hussie originally wanted the kids to be a virtual band in the band can albums as AG side content sorta stuff, but it didn’t pan out. >accurate to the time period Probably doesn’t mean the kids will say faggot or retard.
>>56895 >My bandwidth is lower than anyone’s in burgerland, so don’t look at me. I've never streamed on cytube, but from what I understand you just add videos to your cytube playlist from a public website. So your computer wouldn't be the one hosting it.
I miss AI slop anon
>>57026 Try making a request, he might re-appear. AI Anon, please generate Aranea curbstomping Andrew Hussie American X style. Make it the clown version of Hussie.


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