Being spanked by my ID in public.

Holy shit I fucking won.

Purple

>>1211900 Very good OP

my id says ur gay lol

>>1211924 Akiha sama....

>>1211924 Akiha would say that...

Sex with my ID and Rin anon in a threesome

>>1211924 HA GET FUCKED MAHOYO FAG

Smooching my ID

Ew

Sex. With my ID. Eheh. A little Goghk for you.

>>1211932 That illya is legal if thats the problem

Summoning.

>>1211924 Woah, you're lucky. Can I get a rare ID too?

My ID whips me while calling me a pig~!

>>1211937 Natives of the West Indies be like

>>1211918 Nice try, also: Love!

>>1211940 Awesome!

>>1211937 sis... I can see...

>>1211938 Everyone's going to treat me like a clown now. Can we move to the gogh thread?

>>1211949 No, you can't. Unless you ask nicely (not really).

>>1211956 How about you gogh fuck yourself.

Joe's in the house!

Liz solos my ID.

>>1211957 That's your brother (BR)

just torrented some new game called Dispatch. gonna play it for a bit and then sleep. night, bros.

>>1211957 >(not really) Offering 3 SQ is enough... Anyway, power ranking The Wolfman > The Creature From The Black Lagoon > The Mummy > Dracula > The Invisible Man

>>1211956 No, I like my ID.

>>1211944 Love!

1d20 = 20 1d20 = 4

>police charging into my parking lot Fuck.

>>1211983 Halfsies…

>>1211985 Oh boy, they're going for the unit right above me. Hopefully they arrest that fucking nigger.

>>1211956 My ID is literally my wife. So no. Fucking clown. >>1211992 Apartments suck. I can't stand them. Never again will I live in one.

EMS was there and gone in a flash. Now there's three patrolmen standing around on the sidewalk out front. No violent confrontation with the nigger though. My torment of listening to him play online competitive NBA 2K25 will continue I guess.

>>1211983 Gomen

>>1211973 Female master gets fucked by all the male servants...

Kama Love!

>>1212026 Male master too.

>>1212033 He said male servants

>>1212037 No he means male master also gets fucked by all the male servants.

retards

imouto....

>>1212049 Well, time makes fools of us all!

>>1212049 Watch me.

>>1211957 Pretty please? 🥹

>now watching the mummy (1999) for the first time in about 20 years It's one thing to watch a movie from a century ago an recognize the style as being a product of its time. It's another thing to watch a movie from when I have clear memories and recognize the style as a product of its time.

Goog night bros

>>1212177 >Goog Anon's baby instincts were awakened by Semi's milkers.

>>1212177 >lingerie sprite TM needs to hire mashu 003 and use his work for a lingerie event featuring Arachne.

>>1212184 Nothing wrong with liking the googs Googs are very sexy

>>1212177 night

>>1212184 >>Goog

Don't forget to buy your dl campaign goodies from the mana prism shop bros

/alter/bros, gone like dust in the wind...

>>1212266 >didn't think to cast grails until today >doesn't matter because i need FUCKING COINS FROM FUCKING BOND 13 to level kriem again

>np2 barg Well then.

>>1212345 Total or just today?

Gonna create the Singularity with every chapter being a locked room you can't leave without having sex.

>>1212354 Total. The first one was on her first rate up. Oh wait, no...np3 now.

>Got meltwife id in the wrong thread Lets see what is in store for me here.

>>1212363 wrong lancer lmao

Scratch that, NP4...

>>1212357 You have a big baobhan right? Surprised you don't have more bargs

>>1212363 Brorna...

It's over

Hang in there, bros. The week's almost over. ID check. >>1212303 Don't you just love the coin system? Haha. I can't get MIXA's last append until she's Bond 15, so I'll be losing Bond every time I field her at full power.

>>1212370 oh, Np5, haha.. The Bob to Barg ratio was 11 to 1. No Melu tonight, my NP1 remains utterly useless.

>fat fingered and press Habenyan skill 3 on herself instead of cinderliz >Habenyan doesn't die so can't swap in Oberon >ends up taking 9 turns to clear the fight

Well. I suppose 4 copies of the rate up SR in 60 SQ and 11 tickets isn't bad.

Habenya~n

>>1212389 Crazy that this is her first solo rate-up since NA got fucked out of them by receiving the pity update early.

>>1212400 I think it's more crazy that she showed up 530% more often tonight than the first time I could have gotten her.

I'll just consider this to be a generic Knights of the Round ID. I'll get one of my grailed Servants as my ID one day... >>1212388 First time? When I'm really tired, sometimes I end up using a CS on Douman to restore his HP instead of his NP. Or I use a CS on him twice in the same battle, and then I need to finish my pods without any CS. That was a Vegas problem, though. I'm doing the Helena node for a while, so every clear takes 10+ turns.

>>1212400 Crazy that i can max her, but can't max my bob💢

>>1212409 >can't max my bob💢 Couldn't be me, for either of them. Summer will take some bond grinding though.

>>1212409 She'll have a rate-up during this New Year's along with Summer Jannu if you have some quartz to spare around then (assuming they don't change things)

Good luck to anyone rolling melu, managed to get two copies in JP yesterday so I'm sharing that luck

>>1212375 bro???

>>1212421 It worked. >roll first ticket >get Holy Heart >"this is a sign" >12 tickets and 54 SQ later It took a while but she's finally done on this end. All that's left is to completely her class score.

>>1212443 Congrats bro!

>>1212418 My Melt is np4, i don't want jannu, and i only have sq for 1 pity. So only 2 appends it is.

>>1212453 Thanks bro. >>1212421 And thanks bro. Now to share that same luck with more Melubros.

>>1212443 Congrats!

Rolling, hopefully something good. >>1211972 I've had fun playing it.

>>1212549 Based, grailing my bro Karna one day.

how many np copies do you need to have five appends for a 5* servant with max level too?

>>1212568 6

>>1212568 still 6 you end up short of 30, but it doesn't seem like they're ever planning on making universal coins

>>1212031 Kama Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamaideon!

>>1212570 >>1212575 >>1212581 rip

>>1212607 Don't fall for the full 120 5 appends meme, bro. MAYBE for that 1 waifu/ husbando and you're playing the super long game of slowing rolling over multiple years. But really, don't bother trying to chase it. 120 + maybe like 1-2 useful appends are enough.

gonna masturbate to my id then go to sleep

>>1212652 wtf.....

>>1212652 people like you are why fae land is so cursed

>>1212652 >>1212653

>>1212654 the reason why fae land is cursed is fae literally no other reason

>>1212652 >>1212653 >>1212654 >>1212656 Now I'm imagining anon standing on the castle rampant at the edge of the camelot pit relieving himself with refreshed expression.

>>1212661 you would be thinking about other dudes jacking off gay lord

>>1212680 Imagining and thinking aren't the same thing.

>>1212657 Post the next page

Good morning, bros.

I think this is the first time Chaldea is actually wrong. I do the exact same setup but in my case two enemies survives meanwhile a low roll here only leaves one up.

A cool ass motherfucking servant please

That's not motherfucking cool at all

>>1212816 >That's not motherfucking cool at all

Mahoyo, at the beach. >>1212816 Half-vampire babies.

new thread new morgen new morgan new id sex

Good morning bros! Sexing my ID while Gordy watches

>>1212942 >very sad Explain.

>>1212968 It's been years since I read that manga so I don't remember the exact context. I think it might be the one where they end up in the giant aliens' homeworld and that's just a regular citizen who wasn't even trying to attack humanity.

isnt enkidu modeled after some whowa that he/she/they/it/claew respects? surely it isnt gay.

>>1213021 I thought enkidu was modeled after a whore

>looking through Mahoyo official artbook >"decisive battle day" listed for each character, some of which clearly reference events that don't occur in Mahoyo 1 Nasu wtf

>>1213066 Nasu Rewrite Strikes Again Don't worry, it'll be available in Mahoyo 2.

>>1213041 i said that

>>1213087 I said it better

>>1213091 its a sopranos reference

>>1213086 >Aoko's magic circuit quality is C >Aoko's FGO tier is C Nasu, I kneel...

>>1213092 I'm italian. I am a sopranos reference

>>1213096 ahh ay, where can i get a gabagool

Cool.

liz is canonically racist and sexist

whens the next half ap training ground

im calling out from liz land im calling out from liz love world

>>1213181 Right now P.S. ID sexo (if it's a hot lady)

Who dele- >I leveled up Nevermind.

>>1213210 166?

My ID's behaviour would NOT cause the Head Nurse to turn her back in shame.

Siegfried would drink water. His wife becomes a water-type for Summer 10 too.

>>1213124 ayy pizza pasta "ricchione" gabaool ay

new thread new day Leysrit doesn't wear bras new servant new ID new me

why is she in the green ID pool?

>>1213254 Quickfriend.

>>1213266 i hate Quick

>>1213268 But Illyasviel's swimsuit is Quick...

>>1213270 she's also got a 30% battery so i can run her in the Koyan-Oberon system

Honestly? Respect

>>1213270 Quick to be raped by fat old men!

>>1213283 Skadi was Sitonai's friend in Lostbelt 2...

WHO DELETED ME!??!?!

>>1213181 training ground is still 40 ap, only embers are half ap

>>1213293 ;)

>>1213316 meant for >>1213250

>>1213203 no i mean its for this guy

>>1213293 Gramps your dementia is acting up again, you already posted about this >>1213210

Help, I'm thinking...

are you bros still doing NNN?

>>1213355 that's unhealthy if you want to do something good for yourself, limit yourself to once or twice a week

>>1213355 Never have, never will

>>1213355 yeah im doing no nigger november, where i dont remember black people exist.

>>1213355 Never gone for a whole month, but lately I've been so depressed I average once every two weeks or so.

good morning bros! >>1213372 wtf are you a woman or something, that is rookie numbers

>wanted to get a 3* CE to try out a comp I saw >400k fp later >have gotten 2 Lillies, 3 Habetrots, only now have gotten my first Theseus and haven't seen Sugitani at all >no 3* CE This game never fails to amaze me with how shit it's rates are even for the fp summons

>>1213292 >Sitonai who?

Umm bros?

>>1213376 Used to pump it twice a day, but toned down my access to porn and in general I just lost interest in it.

>>1213461 Hello, this is bro central, please leave your message after the beep. Beep.

>>1213461 are you waiting for Rin anon bro?

>>1213376 i used to gap like 10-15 times a day now i do 3-4

>>1213479 I respect it no arguements >>1213488 ...

finally brosex... only took 1.2 million fp...

I feel like Hydreigon makes the most sense for her

>>1213491 waiting for mega garchomp reveal later more than rin anon atm...

>>1213222 I don't remember. Maybe.

>>1213518 How much fp do you have left?

>>1213518 Brvtal, I'm happy I got my Sugitani to NP5 during his rate-up.

>>1213370 You just lost retard

>>1213545 a few million

>>1213562 you lost, stupid.

the 20% sale of fate stay night and fate hollow ataraxia on steam and switch is ending soon don't miss out!

Is np2 melu worth going for? I have np1 I am curious of the use cases I would need her over an np5 titoria

>>1213587 100% battery

>>1213583 real ones buy at full price

Bros I'm kinda scared cause the dudes are on my roof but there's two problems with that: they weren't scheduled to be on my roof today and I don't have a roof

>>1213635 anon, I told you to set a reminder on your phone to take your meds periodically.

>>1213587 I don't think you should go for dupes for gameplay purposes ever

>>1213653 too old

>>1213651 Bob would wear Tabis

+++SAD NEWS+++ an /alter/bro has quit the game

>>1213660 Was it you?

>>1213660 Whom?!

>>1213665 no im still commited >>1213666 not telling teehee

>>1213647 Aite bet, I like lancers so was curious

>>1213647 delulu statement in the age of 90++

Bros. This diabitis shit sucks.

>>1213660 rip commited latelet

>>1213680 eat a snickers nigga

>>1213680 Did you get it recently?

>>1213680 fatbro...

>>1213683 Don't got any. >>1213684 I'm positive that's what it is. I should see a doctor but I've known ans taken care of diabetics before so it's all I can think it is. >>1213689 I-I'm not that fat...

>>1213695 I would get that shit checked out brother, diabetes is no joke

>>1213680 we told you to drink water...

>>1212597 You Kam and go~

>>1213680 Aww you're so sweet

>>1213698 I should. Maybe this weekend. I don't have money or insurance though so I would have to look up a place to go. >>1213719 Shucks you're gonna make me blush...

>>1213720 >I don't have money or insurance though so I would have to look up a place to go. Bro... you must LIVE

>>1213720 Damn I am glad I don't live in america for health care, but please look after yourself

behold, the strongest ID

>>1213735 VERY strong, indeed.

>>1213722 >>1213727 I doubt it will kill me anytime soon if it is. I just hate this feeling in my hands and legs. It's like being stabbed in my feet sometimes and tingling and numbness in my fingers. My legs down past the knees too. It's almost like I can't feel them. If anything touches them though it drives me crazy.

>>1213745 >It's almost like I can't feel them. Brah that sounds super serious

>>1213745 You’re becoming a ghost

>>1213737 >>1213743 tensai desukara

>>1213752 Eh, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. >>1213754 Will I still havea skeleton inside of me?

>>1213768 Take good care of yourself...

>>1213770 sugoi

>>1213745 Bro, please take care of yourself and get that shit checked out ASAP.

>>1213768 Live

>>1213793 Well today its going to be playing more LB6 and my rewatch of Zeta. See how much I can get done. Day off so should be abke to do quite a bit. >>1213769 >>1213813 I probably have at least another 20 years left to funpost with the bros.

>>1213815 But you can't funpost without eyesight and limbs...

>>1213820 Oh yeah? Wanna bet?

>>1213813 "fuck it we ball" becomes so much more potent when preceeded by the phrase "ball is life" what could be more essential to the human experience than "fuck it we live"?

>>1213820 We put his brain in a jar and connect it directly to the internet.

>>1213834 Elon is that you?

Ive been below 18 bmi my entire life but Ive never had any health serious complications

The jig is up bitch

>>1213838 Sis...

>>1213847 Kama...

>>1213838 I miss being skinny, becoming a wagie has really fucked me up...

>>1213857 Last night a cold rainstorm caught me after work on a t-shirt (it was hot earlier) and boy it's the first time i've been happy to be ~10kg overweight because that thin layer of fat insulated me until i got to my car a couple blocks away

for the first time in 6 years, i got no desire to waste my SQ or just mindlesly roll on whatever rateup triggers my lizard brain, guess finally rolling my last nero copy on story finally scratched that itch.

i dont even like lolis but lil vinchi is sexy tbh

>>1213899 wtf i think exactly the same. none of the lolis except small vinci make me go feral.

>>1213899 >homosexual likes little boy who would've thought

>>1213899 >>1213902 What exactly do you like about Da Binki?

>>1213905 Takeru has a wife, and maybe kids idk

>>1213899 she's mda starou's biggest muse for a reason

I still prefer big vinci because she do the rocket punch

>>1213905 da vinci has a pussy though

>>1213745 That sounds concerning, bro... You should probably do something about it sooner rather than later. >>1213883 I'm used to saving, but now I need to spend impulsively for a while to finish Extra Missions. It's an odd feeling.

>>1213908 shes super cute and her presence lights up any room shes in. also her breasts are super gropable and her thighs look soft

>>1213929 But enough about Alice.

>>1213936 No one was talking about Touhou.

>>1213936 alice a slut

bro or wife

SALLY CALLED WHEN SHE GOT THE WORD

>>1213952 Untrue.

>>1213953 A rare id

>>1213959 yestrue

>>1213956 WOAH, SALLY CAN WAIT. SHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY~

>>1213961 Bro? This spoiler seems to be open already.

>>1213953 Marry your bros!

bro or sis

>>1213965 Jannu opened it for you

>>1213982 Bro every time. Sis is just asking for trouble.

>>1213982 These days I only choose bro.

>Who appears in every Type Moon franchise. Ok, but what about FGO?

>>1213999 2 CEs

Do you know what's worth rolling for, when it's not worth pitying for?

>>1213999 Saving her for something special for FGO, she is literally one of nasu's favorites

I sure do love farming embers and 120ing a servant...

>>1214019 How many embers is it again for 120?

>>1214021 2-300

>>1213982 brosis

>>1214022 wait it takes 300 5* embers? that doesnt sound right wtf, so you need 3000 5* embers for 1? Fuck I guess when I did my molay to 120 I did it when she had an exp increase day 1, jesus is there any other good times to level 120's?

>>1214049 there are times where super succ is at 5x rate up

>>1213999 She's not in Fate zero so I think franchise here has a different meaning than every single work

>>1214055 Guess I have to wait for the super succ marathons

>>1214062 The Zero author isn't worthy of writing Touko, only Nasu is allowed to.

>>1214068 Now that I think about it I don't think she even shows up in tsukihime but I guess aoko mentions her because of shiki's glasses so it counts about as much as f/sn

>>1214068 I can't wait for the section where Touko gets shot in the head and heart and then it turns out that it was just an illusion and that her puppets managed to heal her to perfect health the next time we see her. That is PEAK good writing. It really adds to the stakes and immersion knowing that no matter what happens to the main characters, whether its necrosis on the fingers or god-like circuits being bestowed upon them by a Titan in a cosmic tree, that NONE of it will matter by the end of the chapter. I can't wait to read more Nasuslop.

>200K points away from bond 13 I guess I can stick her in and burn some blue apples farming embers.

>>1214095 She's also referenced as winning a barbecue restaurant's eating contest in Kagetsu Tohya.

>>1214100 what would a blowjob from a girl with a piereced toungue feel like?

>>1214100 Bro, your raids in a couple weeks!?!

>>1214022 Johanna wouldnt lie like that

>>1214135 I'm always at work when raids open and never have the chance to farm them.

>>1214124 ill go out and get one from your mom and report back

Using 850 SQ value >1 Tamamo >1 Jets >1 Suzuka >4 Melusine (two of whom were in my first 10 roll) >5 Barghest (putting her at NP6) I brought Summer Barghest to 120 this morning as a summoning charm. It worked, but I was luckier with this Summer and the last. >>1212389 Jealous >>1212443 Congratulations, bro!

>>1214146 jeebus that is some good luck

>>1214146 Bageko was the goal right? still getting two melus on the first 10 roll is insane

Bros..... whats the point of cleaning my room if it just gets dirty again....? whats the point of trying to get better when it just gets worse....? it all feels so pointless.....

>>1214169 if you get a wife all rooms will magically become clean even if you left them dirty

>>1214169 If you put things away properly when you've finished with them then your room never gets dirty in the first place.

>>1214174 okay, will you be my wife?

>>1214177 sure

/alter/ marriage just happened...

>>1214169 Set it on fire inatead.

>>1214097 Triggered.

later that night.....

>>1214190 To be fair the entire Storm Border crash in LB7 is absolutely retarded and only works if everyone involved behaves in a way that no sane person would choose to.

>>1214097 wait and hope brotha

>>1214055 >there are times where super succ is at 5x rate up Wasn't that only for 5th anniversary and never again?

Weekend.

>>1214235 And you will spend this weekend in mines.

>>1214242 ember mines for me FGA is still farming and I am at 116 only jesus

Im home bros that means new ID, and a new servant to have sex with!

hell naw

>>1214250 I am farming some gold mat in babylonia because I will need it for Berserker class score + some skills + I am low on it. Like 30 of it.

>13 runs >not even worth a level up

>>1214254 morgan wouldnt do this, its more of a castoria activity

Hey bros, Someone is trying to hand off this dog to me. Says its trained, unwanted, and won't get too big. What kinda dooes it look like? Do you figure it can handle hotter climates? What would do? What would you name it? FATE/Grand Order Temple of Comos in the Lostbelt Epic Call.

>>1214279 She is doing it

>>1214282 >FATE/Grand Order Temple of Comos in the Lostbelt Epic Call. you dont need to do this shit, stupid. because of this i will not reply and you will have to google it

>>1214282 for free? why?

>>1214279 Riyo is type moons elder loremaster so mogan would do this

>>1214289 Says he doesn't want it and moving/traveling is harder with it. >>1214284 Okay, bro. Thanks for letting me know.

>>1214282 this dog looks evil avoid at all costs

>>1214282 Kinda weird that someone would bother training a dog this pretty and then say it's unwanted. It either has some sort of aesthetic "fault" that it's owners are very particular about (like it's tail is short because of an accident or the likes), or it has some sort disease/genetic defect. Ask the dude wtf is up with this and why exactly the dog is undesirable.

>>1214282 Trained and unwanted while looking like that? Doubt, there's problems.

>>1214282 >Do you need a trained, unwanted dog that won't get too big? Click this link to find out more. I don't think you can download a dog, bro.

Cool

>>1214305 >>1214304 all dog owners are just shitty and stupid people, its that simple

>>1214158 I adore powerful yet submissive [animal characteristics] servants. Barghest is more my type, but Melusine is also cute & cool.

>>1214315 potential muslim spotted curse muhammad and call him a pedophile NOW

>>1214317 Im not a muslim, and I have nothing against dogs, just against their owners.

nice typo how long ago did this fucking servant come out?

>>1214320 >Tits flesh rotted seems right to me

for me, its cats

>>1214326 thats a fox nigga

>>1214329 That is clearly a cat, woof.

>>1214304 >>1214305 Update: Says he paid for obedience training but the dog is still an asshole. He's housebroken though. Won't comment on why he's getting rid of it though. Just that the dog makes it hard to travel.

>>1214335 that was obvious. look at that dogs eyes. hes evil.

>>1214335 That's fucking bs, something's wrong with the dog, likely destroys furniture and won't sit still.

What class would he be?

My ID understands that if it stretches, it's a cat.

>>1214347 nemo's butthole is a cat?

>>1214342 Whisperer. Chaldea summoning system classifies him as a caster though.

>>1214342 Pretender because you pretend that anyone knows who that is

thats it, im attending FAKI(Find And Kill Illyaposter).

>>1214353 >Find and Kiss Illyaposter Bro?

>>1214353 My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession.

>>1214353 count me in

>>1214357 Kiss of death. >>1214353 >>1214360 If we wanna meet up near Ramstein or Kaiserslautern I can set up lodging.

>>1214363 none of you would survive the trek through the mountains to reach me

>>1214366 good thing modern warfare allows you to bomb anybody with a $300 amazon drone, a microcontroller, and an explosive

>>1214366 russian fpv drones have a 25km range nigga youre toast

>>1214347 >rin is a cat naruhodo

i want to kiss Illya, not IllyaBro...

>go to Germany >rent helicopter, heat-vision goggles, grenades >fly over German forests >use heat-vision goggles to spot Illyabro's blanket >drop a grenade on him

>>1214391 I don't think you can just rent a grenade in Germany.

>>1214366 Me and the bros at the FAKI meet-up

>19 runs >1.5 levels fuck you too Albert

>>1214347 I miss you rin anon...

>>1214347 I'll make your ass a pussy then

Should make the worst posters fight each other to the death instead.

>>1214418 Yeah I'll beat all of you

>>1214418 Death is a bit extreme, how about who has the biggest epeen

>>1214418 i don't think we should be that mean to them

>>1214421 what an epeen?

>>1214421 It's not extreme enough tbh.

>>1214409 It's not much, but remember that extra 5* embers were added to the Mana Prism shop for the download campaign. It might get you an extra level. Or not.

bruh, my Aesc hit Bond 11 while farming all this fucking ember

>>1214424 How you flex online So for me I have been a top 5k euw player in league, top 200 in hearthstone, top 0.1% in wow and finished top top 200 in granblue fantasy guild war. Online flexxing of gaming achievements

>>1214431 Fucking nerd.

>>1214431 >So for me I have been a top 5k euw player in league thats like diamond which is easy >top 200 in hearthstone depends when in the month and which mode you got it >top 0.1% in wow nerd >top 200 in granblue fantasy guild war nerd

>>1214431 Wow dude you're so cool.