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General Thread #92 - ODST Edition Jumper 12/06/2025 (Sat) 19:29:23 No. 188427
A thread for general jumpchain discussion and chatting. Please make sure to spoiler explicit images and keep hornyposting to a minimum. >Old thread: >>186395 >Horny Thread: >>143436 >Thread Archive: >>1331
>>188423 >chance to grab a version of Deedlit and maybe a version of Pirotess for her to catfight with Well I know what I'm grabbing. Thanks, anon!
>>188430 Just out of curiosity, why did you need a pre-written option for it instead of just making them through any of the thousands of companion creation options that exist?
>>188430 Yep, for free even.
>>188431 Why would you buy an already cooked pizza when you can just make one yourself?
>>188431 I dunno, the thought just never occurs to me. In general, my chains tend to be light on companions, so often times I focus more on what the rest of the jump has to offer instead of thinking about making OC companions. >>188432 Well now that just sounds like a perfect deal.
>>188433 nta, but soil quality here's fucked to hell and back so I can't even do the necessarily gardening safely.
>>188433 I do tend to cook for myself instead of eating out (including pizza in the rare event I eat it). But also, making an expy companion requires barely any more time or effort than picking up an existing "OC", unlike making a pizza which needs significantly more of both.
>>188435 I didn't mean, like, making the pizza entirely from scratch. It takes a lot of wheat to make 2 cups of flour and it'd take months to grow. To say nothing about how long it'd take to get a cow up to milk producing Tomatoes are pretty easy to garden though? You just need the appropriate plant food. Fuckers will even grow upside down >>188436 Making an expy companion definitely takes a lot longer and more effort than picking up an existing OC. Making one requires you to think about their backstory, relationships, personality, powers, and a justification for why they should join you
>>188437 You can grow them in 5 gallon buckets as long as you poke holes in the bottom for the water to drain.
>>188437 >I didn't mean, like, making the pizza entirely from scratch. It takes a lot of wheat to make 2 cups of flour and it'd take months to grow. To say nothing about how long it'd take to get a cow up to milk producing That's a retarded fucking comparison, because you're definitionally not making an expy companion from scratch. You already have all the ingredients. By definition. >>188437 >Making one requires you to think about their backstory, relationships, personality, powers, and a justification for why they should join you No, it doesn't. Their personality, backstory, and powers are already there. You just have to translate them.
Elden ring nun butt. Nunbutt.
>>188418 That’s one method I haven’t thought of, though in practice it seems like it’d work a lot like the pocket realm empire method. One thing I have done is combining a jump, or even several, with Stellaris and saying the other jump takes place on a world in the Stellaris galaxy.
>>188438 >Grow them Do you mean growing wheat, growing tomatoes, or growing cows?
>>188440 Always happy to see more Japanese studios get on the big booty wagon.
>>188322 My first time time in Sylvalum consisted on sneaking past level 30 ganglion at level 20 to do Alexa's quest, reaching the continent when it was foggy as shit, getting the cutscene where the game shows you what to kill ruined by the fog and stumbling into an Aeviter. But the second time was pretty magical when I could actually see.
>>188442 Tomatoes. Chickens are probably easier to grow though.
>>188437 >Fuckers will even grow upside down >tmw fucking with locals by using the grounds of inverted Castlevania to grow tomatoes and root veggies like potatoes/carrots >>188439 The comparison sort of works, just not on the grounds most would argue. I'd say it's more that making the companion vs purchasing the OC/expy is like a difference in the end product's taste/presentation rather than the prep. Sure, both are pizzas/burgers/whatever, but they'll look/taste different because of how they went about the prep even if they might have very similar or identical ingredients in the case of someone just nabbing extras from the workplace or demoing the recipe before making it at a venue.
>>188437 Also, unless the expy provides pages upon pages of backstory, you still have to fill in the details of the relatively light descriptin, justify how the setting changed with their existence (or why it didn't), how they interact with and react to powers and situations that didn't exist in their native setting, how they're connected or isolated to other characters within the setting, etc.
>>188445 Chickens would absolutely be easier to grow. Fuckers eat basically anything and a fertilized chicken egg costs just a couple bucks, IIRC?
What happens in Tsukihime? Want to go there but all I know is that Arcueid is a cute
>>188446 >tmw fucking with locals by using the grounds of inverted Castlevania to grow tomatoes and root veggies like potatoes/carrots The castle even already has a garden. You just need to get rid of the upside down flowers to put in the veggies
>>188449 Read the manga, it's a pretty good adaptation of the far side Arc route that brings in aspects from the other routes as well.
>>188440 Hey Val. Are you working on anything these days or just chilling?
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>>188440 Are you the real Valeria or a pretender? Can any confirm
You ever read a jump you mostly like, then see a bit of out of place crunch that doesn't make any sense and get a bit autistic?
>>188452 >Hey Val. Are you working on anything these days or just chilling? IIRC she said last thread she has no plans for any new jumps or updates.
>>188455 Such as?
>>188431 NTA, but I just don't like those options. I'm not against them in principle or anything, but I just can't bring myself to care about companions I build myself using a Jump, so I just don't do it. While if I like an OCs flavor I'll grab them, but even then it either has to grab me in a way beyond just liking what they're an expy of, or be for a setting I don't expect to get a Jump any time soon.
>>188456 MtG Iconics >As a new Planeswalker, your current capacity to use Mana starts at 5 motes of Mana before incurring Mana Burn. This will easily grow to 10 motes of Mana within a year and from there, given thorough magical research, you will be able to sustain an additional mote of Mana per year of study.
>>188458 Huh. I completely missed that the jump has a manaburn mechanic. ... That's not even how Mana Burn works. It's supposed to damage you for trying to keep ahold of mana at the end of the turn.
>>188440 >Nunbutt. You get a nun, but…
>>188460 they're the jumper and you're the companion?
>>188451 You can also watch a whole lot of it on youtube. X3 speed and just go.
What was your Jumper's style during their time in Cyberpunk 2077?
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>watching/v/ seethe over another horror game because it didn't give them the HMOFA faggotry they psyopped themselves into thinking would happen >it's for a setting that I've had thoughts of putting on my jump backlog too There's so many torturous fates I would inflict on those retards if I had a chain and returned to fulfill the Pact.
>>188464 Your semi-regular seething over randos on /v/ feels like the definition of "rent free".
>>188464 IDK that seems fair to me. They should give us our HMoFA or GTFO!
>>188464 I haven't been on /v/ seriously in years I don't know how you niggas torture yourselves with that
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>>188464 Same, I feel like we're on the same wavelength alot nowadays.
>>188465 Argent is not known for being mentally sound or having healthy habits. That and he has too much free time and nothing of importance in real life if you go by what he says.
>>188465 Maybe it is. But this is mostly me getting mad over the fact that every time /v/ seethes over something, they become a host of schizos who make discussing it anywhere but outside of 4chan literally impossible. I accepted the HMOFAfags made Tiny Bunny threads useless, but now you won't even be able to mention The game in passing without getting one of those faggots telling people that they shouldn't play it or they're retards for enjoying it because Chapter 5 didn't give them the fox sex they wanted. >>188466 Away with you. >>188467 I've mostly been using it for the Kings of Hell threads right now (which are also being raided) and stumbled across threads 'hyped' for the Tiny Bunny chapter 5 release. Then I take a look at the catalog today, and it's just shitty whinging about how "schizo" it is because they didn't get their HMOFA and urban fantasy serial killer fantasies validated.
>>188464 What's the name of the setting?
What Shard and Ricrod jumps have the best written (as in it makes you interested in taking or considering taking them) OC Companions?
>>188449 >What happens in Tsukihime? I second reading the Manga(which I'd personally argue is the best type moon adaptation in general), but if you want I can still summarize it for you, though how familiar are you with the Nasuverse in General?
>>188472 Do Shard's jumps have OC companions?
>>188471 Tiny Bunny, Russian horror VN.
>>188474 Kult, DC, and Dark Elves do at least.
>>188470 >they become a host of schizos who make discussing it anywhere but outside of 4chan literally impossible So what's wrong with going to another community to discuss it? I think at some point you have to recognize that the community has changed and is no longer a suitable place to hang out in.
>>188475 Neat.
>>188472 None though that's mainly because of the fact that I don't care for most settings they've made Jumps for however I could easily answer this question for some of Psycho's jumps.
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>>188473 Oh boy, I've spent the last year hearing Shard screaming about Fate (Though I only understood about 10% of it), read a few fate legends jumps and know that Arcueid has something to do with A moon (Not sure if it's the normal moon)... That's about it.
I'm reading the descriptions used for giving a brief explanations of the various martial arts styles you can pick in Cyberpunk 2020 and mad Pondsmith had no fucking clue what he was talking about for a bunch of these.
>>188477 Problem is, there's really no alternatives for a lot of things. Something like Tiny Bunny doesn't have many English-speaking places to talk about it and Reddit is a crapshoot at best. Pretty much all Tiny Bunny discussion I saw was relegated to 4chan and now in light of current events, even that is just going to be seething over the dev and (even more) mindless shitposting. This wouldn't even be the first time a Russian game has caused this level of asspain, given No, I'm Not A Human released not that long ago and got similar responses. By now, 4chan has becomes so exhausting and useless for the very thing it was created for that I can only hope a second sharty nuke occurs that wipes it out for good and opens up avenues for better places to discuss media to exist by scattering all the schizos and shitposters to the winds.
>>188482 I think that to some extent, it is better to make peace with the fact that there is no community for some things. And maybe that isn't such a bad thing. 4chan is like a cockroach, it won't die, but each time something happens, more sensible people will leave for other places and other things.
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>>188463 I don't go to Cyberpunk, but most of these would work fine for Eclipse Phase. Urban Flash/High Fashion seems like it would be a fun combination.
In other, substantially less hate-filled news, I have added all but one of the example Guides for Ocean Game. I have made more progress in the past two days of recovering from being sick than I've made in the last 2 - 3 months of being fucked by a storm and being fucked by practicum respectively. Yippee. >>188483 True. I can only hope that things change, but I'll accept if they won't.
>>188464 I have seen like a dozen posts of you seething about /v/ by now. Why are you still on there? Honestly, you seem like you would be a better fit on tumblr.
>>188469 I actually have nowhere near as much free time as you think. I'm just really good at procrastinating and trying to ignore work anxiety and stress threatening to beat my skull in and drive me crazy. The rest is true though.
>>188472 Rick's companions tend to blend together into him going down the same fetish checklist every time.
>>188463 Either some sort of boring Leisure/Nomad look or Bohemian/Businesswear with the former more on the JRPG fit than the naturalistic faux-furs/bones. Maybe superchrome leg casings/extra arms and an undermount skinwatch to get used to doing the palm up gesture when checking the time for easy setups on web shooter quick-shots if I don't just go with some sort of disguised monowire aug on the same arm.
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>>188486 I got on /v/ well before it got driven irreversibly insane by the 2016 elections and had some good experiences with it when discussing games I liked. And I've found good threads for it even now, so that's incentive to still check it out. So it's a combination of nostalgia and hoping for the rare good non-schizo thread.
>>188491 /vr/ and some /vg/ threads can be pretty chill sometimes.
>>188492 /vg/ is literally the biggest shithole on 4chan.
>>188493 Sometimes is a powerful qualifier as is some threads.
>>188472 >Shard DC >Ricrod Peaceful Isekai
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>>188490 You will regret this. >>188492 >>188493 I've been on /vg/. It has some of my favorite generals that are higher quality than 99% of the threads on other boards (and always higher quality than /v/). But it is also home to some of the worst schizos on the site by far, and one of those nearly killed my favorite general there. So it's very much a mixed bag.
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>>188455 I really like Symphogear even if it has some odd design choices and it never got updated for the last season. I can live without perks for the final season and still use it but the problem I have is with one of the perks from the jump itself. [spoiler]The first season of Symphogear introduced the Curse of Balal in passing and while it didn't go into detail, we knew that it hindered humanity's ability to communicate with each other and activate relics from ancient times. In order to activate relics in modern times, a compatible person needed to gather enough song energy to turn it on. The Symphogears the show is named after are magical girl transformation trinkets made of these relics and they have a supermode called X-Drive that requires a metric fuckton of song energy. The jump itself has a capstone called Superb Song, that makes it so you will be guaranteed to have enough song enegy to pull X-Drive once in a moment of need in every subsequent jump. In season 5, the thing that is causing the Curse of Balal is destroyed and the girls can go on X-Drive on demand for the final fight. That same thing that was causing the curse doesn't exist in other settings, so the capstone is useless. [/spoiler] tl;dr A perk is useless.
>>188369 Had what was either an epiphany or a self-loathing spiral, slept it off, now I'm deciding whether to keep this ghost thing as my main chain or shuffle it off to a sidechain.
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>>188499 >pic Incorrect, mongrel.
Praise be to Space King!
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G'night anons.
>>188502 So when are you releasing your Recess Jump?
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>>188500 That's a lance with the tip broken off, Gil. I know no one who lived in your era was willing to call you on your bullshit, but you've been powercrept and your opinion is worthless.
>>188502 Sleep well.
>>188500 I forgot there is a Gilgamesh jump.
>>188503 >Recess Jump Why would a Jumper willingly subject themselves to the American public school system?
>>188507 Lunar Tractor Beam
>>188441 I mostly like Pocket realms, but in places with space travel, Such as Star Wars, Trek DC and so on, I do like having a whole planet and trying to build an empire. Like getting a Jupiter sized super Earth and seeing how many Earth sized planets I can give it as moons.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, AKA Shang Tsung from the Mortal Kombat Movie and Mortal Kombat 1 as well as Heihachi in the Tekken movie died two days ago.
>>188508 Is it possible to make it all the way through grade school without giving in to the urge to smash the moon into the planet and end it all?
These early episodes of Beast Wars are a little rougher than I remember.
>>188501 Did a new episode come out?
>>188511 Yes, but it takes some doing. You need just enough empathy to not like the idea of crushing everyone with the moon, and a good enough social environment and home life that you don't end up depressed enough to think you're doing everyone a favor.
>>188513 Yes, and I enjoyed it
>>188480 NTA, but boy meets girl boy kills girl, full-on maniacal serial killer shizo moment, pretty detailed Girl does not die when killed, ropes boy into vampire hunting Boy continues to futility pretend not to be batshit crazy while trying to keep his life afloat then things diverge actually things diverge earlier but its-not-incest-honest routes are even more shizo It is pretty good
I'm back
>>188518 Hello Back. Have you met my good friend Front?
>>188518 Hello back, I'm BLADE.
>>188509 Star Wars is a good place for empire (though not Empire) building. The old quest Skywalker For Senator offers a pretty good idea for a starting point, you start as planetary governor of a single run down world, build it up, and then expand out with the goal of controlling the whole sector. >https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/skywalker-for-senator-star-wars.709951/
>>188518 Welcome back bro, how're you doin'?
>>188520 No you're not!
>>188462 Do not watch the anime.
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>>188520 >Hello back
>>188522 For Star Wars I like starting in one of the small dwarf galaxies way back in the day and seeing how far I can expand my control by the time the og movies come out. For extra creativity, I like being in the Unknown Regions for extra challenge.
>>188524 Well if I'm not BLADE, who am I? >>188526 What a rude greeting. He deserves to be back-handed.
JJK Edo Period update Changelog: >Buffed Mode Switch to apply to all magic/energy systems >Buffed Nobility item to carry over influence into future jumps >Buffed Thy Kingdom Come Scenario to give a special title/reputation >Changed Carnal Drawback to only overcome you with intense desires at random times >Limit on number of scenarios you can take removed
>>188523 I'm alright
>>188525 Pretty much entirety of the original vn is on youtube. I think. Might have gotten purged
>>188526 >hollaback
>>188518 My condolences.
>>188530 I'm alleft.
>>188534 Then I'll be allmid
>>188536 Who would be albottom and altop?
>>188526 Fancy meeting you here, Monado boy.
>>188527 >For Star Wars I like starting in one of the small dwarf galaxies way back in the day and seeing how far I can expand my control by the time the og movies come out. Ah, the very long term approach. You must really be huge by the time of the Clone Wars. >For extra creativity, I like being in the Unknown Regions for extra challenge. Challenge and opportunity both. The Unknown Regions are a blank canvas, so while there won’t be anyone to help your empire grow, the resources and discoveries are also all yours.
What is there to do in Hazbin Hotel given we now have the jump?
Hey Shard, don't know if you're on right now or not, but for Love in a Bottle, would it be possible to pick 'bloodshed' or something similar as an addiction? I know the answer is probably no, since the drawback seems to be about addictions that cost money like alcohol, but I had the thought that Lute seems to be addicted to bloodshed and violence to a degree that even freaked Adam out a little bit. And I had the thought of being Heaven's rabid dog, Adam and the Exorcists coming down for Extermination being the compromise because Jumper would practically nuke Pride every time he came down to exterminate demons.
>>188516 Incest? Say more.
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>>188542 It's all step siblings stuff except for maybe the twin maids.
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>>188540 Aquire birb wife
>>188545 Tell me about birb wife.
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>>188542 It is a pretty typical "not actually blood-related" intrigue with an adopted sibling. It is still pretty good but if you wanna blood related, there is not a whole lot of that in tsuki. Besides protag's adopted dad raping the maids to stay sane, but that's barely a background detail.
>>188540 I'm personally having a lot of fun with the idea of being an Ars Goetia who's working as Charlie's minder advisor, keeping an eye on her for Lucifer, while also having an adversarial relationship with both Alastor and the Vees. Alastor, because he wants to manipulate Charlie and Jumper is interfering, and the Vees because I bought the 400cp version of Hell of a Sale, giving me the power to split the media/fashion industry between us, and since I was a beast even among Ars Goetia with a reputation to match, everyone knew who really ran the show. This is the reason for Bullish Assassination Economy, with the Vees sending the assassins, and I AM THE MASTERMIND being Alastor, who is pulling the Vees' strings because Vox just cannot stop falling for Alastor's manipulations.
Hey Bookman, LDanon, NuBee, there's a new Convict chapter out.
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>>188546 She is loyal to a fault and would happily slaughter unholy abomniations by your side
>>188539 Part of my plan t to convert the entire dwarf galaxy at minimum and be the only native sapient race. With some magic I plan to have some Stargates in other sectors of the main galaxy as outposts. I think it would be funny for people exploring the galaxy to just keep running into colony systems of the same race over and over again. I would like to add a stargate on every planet and system in the entire galaxy, but that might take too much time. >>188540 Sing, drugs and fuck anything regardless of gender or form seems to be the norm.
>>188546 She's an absolute fucking psycho, but she's YOUR absolute fucking psycho. Or at least she can be.
>>188502 Night, bud. >>188512 Yeah, I second this. Still like 'em though. >>188518 Howdy.
Which perks do we have to fuck the crazy out of people?
>>188518 Baby got back.
>>188556 Darkest Dungeon has mental healing through sex
>>188556 OG Tsukihime has the perk for that!
>>188553 >I think it would be funny for people exploring the galaxy to just keep running into colony systems of the same race over and over again. Bonus points if you get The Making of Myth and The Remnants of Legend from Sword & Sorcery, making it look like yours was the first sapient race in the galaxy.
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>>188559 All roads lead to Tsukihime
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>>188556 >Synchronizer [400 - Discount for Servant] - I’d be careful about who you shared this ability with, friend. Your body has a unique quality - bodily fluids such as blood, saliva, sweat, and...other things have healing properties. Someone ingesting or making contact with it will quickly find their wounds healed, both physical and mental - it could bring someone reduced to maddening, gibbering insanity back into clarity so long as the source of said madness didn’t return. Unusually for this ability, it works both ways - your body will quickly heal wounds and restore itself upon being damaged - not enough to grow fresh limbs back or reverse death, but cuts vanish in minutes and vital organs are brought back to full functionality after a few days of rest. Your mind likewise repairs itself, madness and mental trauma slowly fading away as clarity is restored, able to lift you from catatonia back into almost perfect mental health after a peaceful day.
>>188540 I was thinking to make a reverse Charlie Character, her sibling who went to heaven and is trying to corrupt the angels instead of redeeming the sinners.
>>188562 Hi Ric
>>188560 That would make it fun. I plan to steal that Mother Machine race maker and use it to terraform new planets. Then introduce a bunch of new races while the Old Republic is getting started.
>>188562 >amiga Psycho is a Commodore computer?
>>188540 I will rape so much that Charlie will give up on the idea of redemption being possible entirely.
>>188564 based
>>188564 I think that would make you fall.
>>188566 >That would make it fun. It also means in other jumps you can have your kingdom’s backstory be that it once ruled the whole world, and so your conquests are just you reclaiming your ancestral territory. >I plan to steal that Mother Machine race maker and use it to terraform new planets. Then introduce a bunch of new races while the Old Republic is getting started. Sounds fun. Any races in particular that you’re looking forward to introducing?
>>188540 Solve mysteries about the worldbuilding while the main plot is doing its thing.
>>188569 >>188570 We have no proof of people falling in the verse, beside Lucifer who was specifically banished, this hypothetical build would be using the root of some evil perk to do that.
>>188480 Ok that makes it a lot more difficult, but I'll try anyway. Warning for Major Spoilers. Tsukihime essentially takes place in a parallel world to Fate, which is pretty close but without any servants. It's still otherwise the same kind of Urban Fantasy Setting with edgy mage conspiracies and the like. Tsukihime primarily takes place in a Japanese Town called Misaki, which isn't secrety run by mages, but rather a Family of mixed bloods and all their branch families, these mix-bloods descend from Oni, which depending on how strong their heritage is gives them varying levels of supernatural powers(those can be pretty random, going from life force maniplation, to telekinesis, freezing gaze to just super stats), they're very established old money types and typically purge their members when they lose control of themselves. On the other side there is also something called the Demon Hunter Organization in Japan which used to be primarily run by four founding families who have psychic powers(humans in TM can just randomly be born with psychic powers that can also be pretty much anything), most of the families have stopped hunting demons and/or are in heavy decline in modern day since mixed bloods have for the most part regulated themselves(exceptions exist). In addition to Magecraft organizations there's also a secret branch of the Catholic Church called the Holy Church which deals with actual supernatural matters, similar to Iscariot from Hellsing. They typically do not get involved in non-christian nations, but occasionally things draw their attentions there anyway. Now lets go for vampires, in addition to other occasional monstrous bloodsuckers, the main classical Vampires in the Nasuverse are called True Ancestors and Dead Apostles. True Ancestors were essentially created by the Planet itself to guard it, they're pretty much the highest tier of nature spirits, but their nature was corrupted since the planet itself enlisted the help of the Crimson Moon who's the manifestation of the Moon(most planetary bodies in the nasuverse have something called an Ultimate One, an avatar manifesting them), giving them an unquenshiable ever growing blood lust, so most True Ancestors have to constantly fight giving into it, as once they do they become Fallen Ancestors/Demon Lords and uncontrollable, for that reason most of them preferred to spend their time in stasis. A number of Humans who were fed on by Fallen Ancestors also got vampiric powers and became what are known as Dead Apostle Ancestors which are immensly powerful too and rival servants/gods in power, likewise they could create more mundane Dead Apostles who are also immensely powerful, though they too need ever growing amounts of of blood to maintain their bodies, with elder dead apostles in modern day occasionally wiping out entire towns to feed themselves. Eventually the remaining True Ancestors came together and created Arcueid to be their princess and strongest member, she also became the closest earth had to an Ultimate One, becoming the Archtype Earth. Her purpose was to destroy the Dead Apostle Ancestors. Early on Arcueid was approached by Roa, a powerful mage and member of the Holy Church who tricked her into drinking his blood, letting him steal a portion of her power and become a much more powerful Dead Apostle Ancestor. Arcueid temporarily went mad wen drinking his blood and ended up killing all the other True Ancestors, before eventually being able to take control of herself again, but now with not only having a portion of her power stolen, but also having a much more powerful bloodlust she constantly needs to spend a large portion of her power on to suppress. In order to further ensure his immortality Roa used magecraft so that he reincarnates in a new body whenever he dies, growing up again until at one point his soul takes over the body and turns it into a vampire, with him preferring bodies with innate powers and social status. This started a circle of him being born into a familly, becomign a vampire taking over the town(consumign or converting everyone into undead servants) before being hunted down and killed by Arcueid, who spends most of the rest of her time in stasis or hunting other Dead Apostle Ancestors(until the story starts Arcueid has only been awake for less than a year in her entire 800 year livespan) The MC is called Shiki , his mind is heavily messed with because of various reasons. For one he's the last surviver of a major demon hunting family who tend to have eye related psychic powers, but because they practise heavy incest they get major homicidal urges towards non-humans. Eventually their family was wiped out by the mixed-blood families except for Shiki who was taken in on a whim because he shares the name with the son of the Head of the mixed-blod families, with the goal of potentially turning him into a weapon. Eventually it turns out that the son of that family is Roa reincarnated, though he doesn't know it yet, it impacts his own demonic impulses and causes him to act out and kill Shiki while they were playing, their little sister responds by reanimating Shiki sharing a portion of her life with him(this is a constant drain on her for the rest), while their father does his responsibility of killing his son for succumbing to his impulses, but Roa/the other Shiki, respond by instead stealing a portion of life from Shiki to reanimate himself which also connects them. The father responds by sealing his son into a secret dungeon beneath the mansion, hoping that he could eventually be recovered, while he hypnotizes Shiki into forgetting everyhing and to think that he is actually his flesh and blood son, and he makes him think that the one who died was the adoptive child. Roa/the other Shiki's brush with death also causes his life force manipulation powers to evolve, letting him see the life force in other people as lines/points, which he can trace to destroy portions of their life force. Shiki's brush with death also causes his psychic eyes that could only see invisible things before, suddenly allows him to see death in all things, letting him enforce death on nearly anything by tracing lines on it, which is an immense strain on his brain/body making him pretty much anemic, and the excuse of his weakness is used to put him away with a minor branch family with weak oni blood, making the sister the heir. Shiki also meets a True Magician(Aoko), who gives him glasses that block his special eyesight. The Story starts with Shiki's adoptive father dying and him being called back to the mansion by his adoptive sister, at that point he doesen't remember them being in any way related to the supernatural. Eventually he comes across Arcueid in town and his instincts acting up, making him follow her and eventually he cant control himself and uses his eyes to trace the lines of death on her, cutting her into 17 pieces. As the death lines were cut arcueid cant just pull herself back together, but has to exert major powers to create a new body, which not only makes her much weaker, but its such an effort that her brain doesen't function properly and for the first time she awakens the proper ability to feel emotions, starting with hate for her killer, but also other things. She confronts Shiki and enlists his help so that she can hunt down vampires in town. First a pretty powerful Dead Apostle Ancestor called Nrvnqsr(spoken Nero), who got a body made from 666 familiars(mostly regular animals like lions and crocodiles and wolves, but also fantastical ones like unicorns and dragons). But also Roa who is active and has a bunch of undead in town draining and converting others. A lot of the story i the mystery in regards to who Roa is possessing, with Shiki himself being suspected by some, or his sister too. A classmate of his got converted into a dead apostle(which usually takes a lot of time, but she got a psychic power that gives her perfect vampire potential and lets her speedrun the process). A member of the Holy Church is in town, called Ciel, she's a former host of Roa who had amazing regenerative potential, and revived after arcueid killed him with her own personality again but also all of Roa's magical abitlies(she herself has immense magic potential), because of weird metaphysical interactions she is also fully immortal as long as Roa exists because the world sees their souls as the same. So she went to japan to hunt him. Oh I also forgot to mention that there are two maids in the household of the demon blood family, they're the decendend of a demon hunter branch family and got the special power to share energy through body fluid exchange, which helps physical and mental healing as well as strengthening powers, they're twins and one of them was repeatedly raped by Shiki's father since childhood, and also by Roa/the other Shiki when she was taking care of him in his Dungeon. This eventually mind broke her into an empty husk, until she decided that she would take revenge, not because she particularly wanted to, but because she thought its what someone in her stiuation would do. So she drugged the other Shiki, which caused him to go mad and kill his father and go free, starting to kill again, she also convinced the sister of the Shiki's to drink her blood in order to encourage the demonic powers to increase and make her lose control. She also eventually starts drugging Shiki, which in some situations results in him raping her too. There's also fighting game sequels dealing with other Dead Apostle Ancestors getting into town.
>>188529 Could you change Okinawa to Ryukyu Kingdom (Okinawa) for the Weaponmaster companion since that was the name of Okinawa during the Edo period.
>>188515 New episode was nice, thanks anon
>>188571 >Sounds fun. Any races in particular that you’re looking forward to introducing? Basic Fantasy races wuld be interesting to see in space. >Elves >dwarves >orcs >Sexy goblins >ugly goblins >centaurs >fairies >ect And then add in races from other settings I want to see in Star Wars >Inklings >Octlings >Gargoyles >Pokemon (if possible) >Mobians (they might need to be made per species) >anime style animal people
>>188574 All in all, Tsukihime is very tonally different from modern FGO stuff. I honestly recommend it, it is great. Can't speak about remake tho.
>>188578 It reads like a horror novel at times.
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>>188574 Anon, thanks for taking the time to help me. Here's a Neco Arc because I don't know how to properly thank you.
>>188565 How goes things >>188567 Hi anon >>188569 Hi BLADE >>188568 What if she likes it?
>>188574 Thats lot of rape at the end.
>>188577 >>Inklings >>Octlings I don't get the appeal, tbh
>>188577 How is Marina so incredibly sexy? Even her ingame model is kitted in those "fuck me" low-riding pants and that "come and unzip my tits" slutty top. Like holy shit, how did they get away with her design in a Nintendo kid's game?
>>188577 >Elves Good taste. Star Wars already has the Sephi, but they might not be fantasy elf enough for you. >fairies Taking size matters not to a new level there.
>>188581 Salve Ric.
>>188584 How did they get away with Imp Midna's design?
Man, dealing with computer problems is infuriating. I completely understand why some people will never seek to learn how to use a pc.
>>188369 Had to get family pictures taken today, hated it. Tired. >>188385 Thankfully you run them locally so you don't have to worry when it all crumbles.
>>188587 Very different I'd say. Midna is an inhuman gremlin in a game full of normal-ish looking and proportioned people, while Marina actually looks like a person dressed up like a Cardi B stage extra. Seriously, her base Splatoon 2 outfit is egregiously sexual.
>>188577 >pic 5 When's the last time we got a proper sponsored tournament arc (supernatural) in weebshit these days?
>>188586 >Salve Ric. Anon pls, not in front of everyone
>>188580 no problem, not sure how much it helps though, i had to generalize a lot of stuff at the end, since its hard to give an overview for every path the story can go through, and the exact backstories for each character. >>188578 yeah I like it a lot, I enjoy fate well enough, but I do wish we got more messy protagonists like Tsukihime. Fate's decision to pretty much only use cardboard cutout MCs after Shirou kinda ruins it for me, even Shirou was really boring in a number of adaptations. >>188582 there's more in the story it wasn't as plot relevant though. Like at one point Arcueid uses her mystic eyes on Shiki, causing his instincts to kick in, with the player deciding if he just wants to sexually assault her or rape her(which results in a bad end), there's also more conventional sex scenes with Shiki where he's pretty assholish with his love interest and does things without consent to loud protests.
>>188595 like I said then, its not all that tragic anyway if you got money. Hair transplants, finasteride and minoxidil are all pretty amazing nowadays.
>>188551 Maids a cute, shame about the rape. Can we go early enough to prevent it?
>>188597 >>188595 Zach Hadel what are you doing browsing 8chan?
>>188583 I just want to see them spazzing out in the Senate and spraying ink in arguments. >>188585 If I get smaller races to work, I can even toss in Smurfs and other tiny folk.
>>188599 Searching for ideas for the next season of Smoling fronds.
>>188595 I'm not that bothered by it.
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>>188598 Not in the og jump, sadly. There is an origin and a perk for getting raped tho!
>>188601 I guess he couldn't procrastinate it anymore after his recent appearance on Space King
What was your cursed technique? I suck at coming up with ideas for stuff like this like Nen abilites in HxH or Stands in JoJo.
>>188598 nta, but for what its worth he only rapes one of them. She essentially gives herself up so her sister gets left alone. Though that gives her sister a lot of guilt when she finds out, making her become extremely timid when she was previously outgoing.
>>188603 Sad. >>188606 Still sad. Twin deflowering is very powerful, can be used for a big ritual.
>>188453 That's real Val. I'm pretty sure anyways. I was telling her the other day about some of the site basics and commented on how it was bullshit she got Marvel Vs Capcom as a trip.
>>188595 BEHOLD, NEW SNAKE OIL!
>>188609 >Image The average analog horror series.
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>>188606 Honestly Tsukihime is like 0.000...001 inches away from starting and finishing with Kohaku sloppily making out with Shiki right at the gates. Just give her the fucking ribbon
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>>188582 So immersive you also feels violated when reading it.
>>188612 Expected fish. No fish. DISAPPOINTMENT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0aPUyh0xY
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>>188472 For Ric, my favorite is Crème Catalina, and for Shard I really love his Kult Companions, I dip into drawbacks just to get them
Hey, didn't we reject Chaos Space Marines (Because Generic doing his shit) and Link Makes a Wish (because its a NSFW setting) from the drive? I noticed they are both in the uploads
>>188550 Thanks homie. >>188453 >>188608 Also we were just recently talking about that nun's butt. Almost definitely her except for a sub-1% margin for error.
>>188615 Uploads is the filter.
>>188565 Hey Psycho how much would you say something like Bag-Man's cursed technique https://jujutsu-kaisen.fandom.com/wiki/Cloning_Technique but mixed with Naruto's large scale shadow clone technique https://naruto.fandom.com/wiki/Multiple_Shadow_Clone_Technique would be?
Honestly can't think of a biblical Lilith I won't punch in the face.
>>188616 >Thanks homie. It continues to be peak.
>>188603 There is an non-og jump? Otherwise I'll have to go somewhere to get time-travel beforehand. No one rapes my future waifu in her past.
>>188619 There's a DxD fanfic set in the early days of everything and she's pretty good in it.
>>188592 >Cat demon girl I'm glad the jump lets you take her for free, other jumps need to let you get cute one off characters and let them take them with you
>>188620 Beatdown's reaction was killer. He continues being great even in the audience.
>>188616 >>188608 Thanks for the confirmation Nubee
>>188621 ...No good jumps, I am afraid.
>>188622 >DxD Fuck off mate >>188614 Hi NaziAnon, I missed seeing you around
>>188627 >Fuck off mate It's really good and has nothing to do with the modern day DxD stuff; https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/angelxaneurysm-a-dxd-angel-si-story.34141/
>>188628 Do wonder if I should do DxD before or after Hazbin Hotel.
>>188619 Which one is the most punchable to you?
>>188630 OWoD Lilith.
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>>188627 >Hi NaziAnon, I missed seeing you around Same with you my dear Italian Friend, but I never left, I'm the one who keeps talking about Girls Frontline with you my dear Italian friend
>>188626 Jumps with time-travel options? Low-risk if possible I just need to go back a few years. Something to take over Shiki's place might work too right? I just take his place, cut of his adoptive father's balls in his sleep and live my days normally until I get an urge to murder a random blondie.
>>188633 Henry Danger is the lowest danger possible being a sitcom jump.
>>188633 Danny Phantom.
I might end my chain. I tried to organize it in such a way that would dig at my sense of obligation towards others with the souvenir gimmicks and Pact fulfillment but in the end I just have this sense of disillusionment/burnout (thank you last thread anons) that keeps me from maintaining interest. Also it got to be a bit too highbrow with the laws of reality and super tech projects to easily talk about. Not sure what I'll be doing with myself after this though. I think I saw something about making Jumpchain more fanfic friendly last thread. Any good replies to that which I could think about for a chain?
>>188619 What exactly did she do wrong besides wanting to do cowgirl sometimes?
>>188633 >Something to take over Shiki's place might work too right? Early enough for that, IIRC. Do just kill him tho.
>>188615 No, we didn't have a discussion on either.
>>188637 Doesn't she kill newlyborn children?
>>188637 I cannot directly articulate a good reason for the entire swath of variations of Lilith that exist but feel safe enough in my instinctual gut assessment that the bitch probably needs punched in the face.
>>188640 How could she kill children if she predates Eve and childbirth didn't exist until Eve fucked up?
>>188628 I won't repeat myself DxD a shit. A SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT >>188632 I knew you were too based to just any anon.
>>188574 >as once they do they become Fallen Ancestors/Demon Lords and uncontrollable, for that reason most of them preferred to spend their time in stasis. Most True Ancestors suppressed their Vampiric Impulses with their power, and when that fails they go to sleep beneath the earth forever. Arcueid was kept in stasis between missions because the other True Ancestors viewed her as a tool, to whom excess experiences were viewed as detrimental. >Her purpose was to destroy the Dead Apostle Ancestors. The reason she was made was to see what ‘the strongest True Ancestor’ would be, after she was made she was assigned the purpose of exterminating the fallen True Ancestors/Demon Lords and Dead Apostle Ancestors.
>>188643 I don't disagree with you.
>>188568 Ok Valentino or whoever the nympho Vee is supposed to be.
>>188540 Velvette... Also I'll get a pet shark and every single Pangolin in heaven
Morning.
>>188648 Good morning WoL!
>>188648 Morning WoL. Did you sleep well? >>188645 So you say...
>>188644 I am confused, I mention both of these things.
>>188649 Unfortunately, it's not. Relative passed overnight. >>188650 Yeah I suppose.
>>188650 >So you say... I do say... I say say say.... what you want but don't play games with my affection Take, take, take what you need but don't leave me with no direction All alone I sit home by the phone waiting for you baby (baby) Through the years how can you stand to hear my pleading for you dear? You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah Now go, go, go where you want but don't leave me here forever You, you, you stay away so long, girl, I see you never What can I do, girl, to get through to you 'Cause I love you baby (baby) Standing here baptized in all my tears, baby through the years You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, hee, hee, hee What you say, say, say, what you say, say, say You never ever worry and you never shed a tear You're saying that my love ain't real Just look at my face, these tears ain't drying You, you, you can never say that I'm not the one who really loves you I pray, pray, pray every day that you'll see things, girl, like I do What can I do, girl, to get through to you 'Cause I love you (love you) baby (baby) Standing here baptized in all my tears, baby through the years You know I'm crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Say, say, say Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say (fire, fire) Ooh, ooh, ooh, say, say, say You never ever worry and you never shed a tear You're saying that my love ain't real Just look at my face, these tears ain't drying You, you, you can never say that I'm not the one who really loves you I pray, pray, pray every day that you'll see things, girl, like I do
>>188651 I feel it’s important to understand that Arcueid wasn’t actually made for a practical reason, but instead just to see if they could, and was only given a reason/purpose afterwards. Also that True Ancestors normally didn’t just spent most of their time in stasis, that was just an Arc thing.
>>188596 >even Shirou was really boring in a number of adaptations. The lack inner monologue is a problem far too common in LN and VN adaptations when inner monologues make a good chunk of the content and characterization for such media. It happens in most LN adaptations even though Haruhi, the anime that made LN adaptations popular in the first place, actually does use Kyon's monologues.
>Hazbin hotel demons have their contracts be literal and not enforced by the spirit of the contract >Fae jumper bends and breaks the system like a cheap hooker
>>188633 >Danny Phantom >Dave The Barbarian >Empowered >Marvel/DC/PS238 custom powers and tech
>>188655 >The lack inner monologue is a problem far too common in LN and VN adaptations The adaptation of Stay night in the early 2000's being a victim of fusing multiple routes into one Frankenstein abomination did not help either.
>>188654 >Also that True Ancestors normally didn’t just spent most of their time in stasis, that was just an Arc thing guide books actually mentioned them having an eternal slumber as a general thing >However, there was a birth defect. The True Ancestors bore a flaw, the vampiric impulse. Each and every True Ancestor is burdened with the desire to drink the blood of the very humans they were meant to rule. And, in order to suppress that impulse, they consume their own willpower. >Those that can change the state of the world merely by thinking are instead forced to use almost all of those “thoughts” to restrain themselves. >But, everything has a limit. >Unable to resolve the problem at its root, the vampiric impulse accumulates, until finally it becomes impossible for them to control with their own power alone. >True Ancestors that have become unable to control their desires fall into an eternal slumber. It could be said that this is the lifespan of those who have no end. https://www.tmdict.com/en/shi.true-ancestor
Do you anons have any good images I could use for these two companions?
>>188659 Yeah, for when they cease to be able to control their Vampiric Impulses. Eternal slumber is the responsible choice instead of persisting as a demon lord, but until then they’re active. Arcueid spends any time she’s not actively hunting Roa or others asleep prior to meeting Shiki, which wasn’t normal.
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>>188660 This is the actual picture that was posted when the suggestion for the Yuki-Onna companion (Kiyu) was made in thread.
>>188648 Morning morning
>>188654 >One of the heroines in Tsukihime. Probably the strongest, most incorrigible character in the story. She is a True Ancestor, born in the 12th Century for the sole purpose of hunting those True Ancestors that had fallen and become demon lords. >She is a True Ancestor, born in the 12th Century for the sole purpose of hunting those True Ancestors that had fallen and become demon lords. She was actually created to hunt down True Ancestors, in the original tsukihime they even compared her birth to them creating a heat seeking nuke.
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>>188660 if you imagine the spymistress has mega milkers then maybe this image will do.
>>188636 I didn't really participate on the discussion last thread, a fair amount of it centered around companions and such, but I think the general consensus would be that you'd have to house rule things. Specifically though, I think that the sentiment of staying in a setting 10 years being a hurdle is a fair one, and something you might wanna tweak. Valky's Generic Xianxia didn't have things end after ten years (because what xianxia ends in ten years lmao), but it didn't say how long you had to spend there either. Just that you would move on after 'long enough'. I think that's a fair approach in general, once everything is dealt with and wrapped up in a way that makes sense, pack your shit and head out to the next jump. Same with companions, in most cases it's hard to have stakes if they can just re-spawn some time later. Either way, why not focus a bit on companions for your next chain idea, and how they work? Do they come back after dying? Can companions peace out if they don't want to continue jumping with you? What kind of relationships would they make you the Jumper, as well as their fellow companions? Things like that.
>>188664 Huh, I’ll have to do some rereading, thank you.
>>188656 It is EXTREMELY literal and actually in favour of the beneficiary to the point Alastor got to keep his Rosie-given powers after no longer being the strongest sinner in Hell. Yeah go nuts. It’s not even clear what Overlords actually do with all those souls. The pilot made it seem like every Overlord is a bargain bin Alucard, but actually Alastor is the only one who whips out debtors left and right. The Vees just fight with powers, no other Overlord has been seen summoning dudes and a couple (Nifty, Carmilla) have literally never been seen using magical powers in life or death situations. Despite seemingly only Overlords, angels and Charlie being powerful enough to contribute to the Care Bear Stare at the end of S2.
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
>>188666 nta but I had this as a sort of house rule in my own chains, where a jump can be ended early if the main 'plot' of the jump has concluded. Funny enough I don't think I've used it at all in my current chain, which is at 174 jumps, because I used jumps for settings I already had good ideas for filling time in early on and after a certain point a single decade hardly seemed like a big deal since the jumper & companions would actively want that extra time to develop themselves, do research and etc anyway.
I've wrote a description for my Jumper's cursed technique I was talking about earlier here >>188618 , how much do you think it should cost in JJK Edo? >The user is able to spawn hundreds of clones (Up to a 999) at a time and is able to swap his body freely between them. >The clones have whatever the user had upon his person at their time though there is a size limit so they won’t spawn with something like a buster sword but they would spawn with their clothes and shurikens if he had them on his person. >Every clone can be considered exactly identical to the original caster. I'm open to lowering the number of clones though at the least i'd want him to be able to spawn 100. Also with the "Every clone can be considered exactly identical to the original caster" is also able to be dropped since I mainly put it in there as maybe a way of synergising with the "Divine Kanabo Ibaraki" item where each clone's "Divine Kanabo Ibaraki" would count as the original and the "Each successive hit landed with the club on a specific target or object hits that target twice as hard as the last blow" power it has would stack with each hit any of the clones would get with the weapon.
>>188654 That’s been completely retconned. OC3 declared that Arcuied has existed as a consciousness since the Earth was still a ball of space dust becoming a coherent celestial body, and that she herself saw True Ancestors and went “huh, neat” and decided to set in motion circumstances that would give herself a TA-shaped body. Bizarrely FGO indicates that while all Archetypes are qualified to become TYPEs, not all TYPEs are Archetypes since King Eliza simply became Type-Mars by killing all the competition.
>>188668 Oh, so they confirmed Overlord Niffty?
>>188653 明けない夜なんてないっていうけれど 明けなくていいと そう思ってた 隠したい傷跡だって 忘れたい記憶もみんな 太陽は全部照らし出すから 流星をさがし 彷徨ってたんだよ あなたと出会う時まで 空に瞬くあの星が 繋いだ希望の道の先へ行こう もう迷わずに進める 暗い夜を超える祈りを追いかけてく たとえまだ届かなくたって 伝えたいから ありがとう 弱い心 人は闇に喩うけど 光がなんで正しいのだろう? 強く正しく輝いて 全ての闇が消えたなら どんな瞳も焼かれちゃうのに 優しい月夜に 泣いていたんだよ あなたの手を取る時まで 空に瞬くあの星と 願いが紡いだ夢の先へ行こう もう怖がらずに行ける 影の中にある強さを知っているから 例えまだちっぽけな自分でも 伝えたいから ありがとう やがて明けて消えてしまう夜でも 望まれもしない闇の中にでも 宝石よりきれいな希望があるよ 見上げてごらん 夜の星を 空を駆け抜けてく星と 確かに繋ぐよ希望の星座を もう迷わずに進める 暗い夜導く光を届けに行こう たとえまだ届かなくたって 伝えたいから ありがとう >>188652 My condolences. >>188669 Don't go. I need you
>>188671 So just that bag head dude's technique with Sukuna tier cursed energy pool or Six eyes.
>>188666 Thanks Satan, that's quite a bit of food for thought. >>188670 Muchos gracias.
>>188673 Not as such. But it is extremely noticeable Cherri and Angel Dust can provide little more than emotional support while Nifty gets to shoot a beam. Though I will totally concede if Vivzie just randomly says Nifty can do it because she’s Erza I mean, Nifty, that’s par the course for this show.
>>188676 Basically yeah.
>>188671 If the cloning process doesn't let carry over something like a buster sword I can't imagine it'd carry over the divine kanabo ibaraki. Leaving aside how big those things are normally the jump implies it's used by the Oni King who is like 8ft+ tall with presumably upsized weaponry.
>>188668 So is the mind control options in Hazbin hotel Jobber options because the jump makes it seem like the only things worth picking up are angel shit, Deal shenanigans and raw biggatons.
>>188672 I choose to view that as Archetype Earth choosing to incarnate as Arcueid rather than Arcueid doing it, even if they are the same entity we know there’s some distinctions between the waking Arcueid and Archetype, even if that distinction can be fluid and permeable.
>>188681 That's Shard bias for you. Mind control actually carries S2's plot hard, so it's definitely worth the purchase.
>>188681 The deals are crap as well, we got way better deal perks around elsewhere. But yes the mind control is super garbage.
>>188680 Fair point, I didn't think about how big the Kanabo would of been, I was thinking something around the size of a baseball bat but yeah they did tend to be big buggers even outside of the whole Oni King business.
>>188682 Boobs to small.
>>188660 There should be art of Makima looking spooky in a kimono out there somewhere.
>>188660 Hmm I say Sengan Kagura Yuki onna ninja even has the big boobs and Makima would be the best picks for how they look.
>>188648 Morning, WoL.
>>188685 >The deals are crap as well, we got way better deal perks around elsewhere. But yes the mind control is super garbage. I mean it doesn't seem that bad if you actually keep the benefits the deal gives when the one making it can no longer uphold it and don't mind the fact the deal could screw you over as well as the person you're making it if you're careless with the wording.
>>188670 >since the jumper & companions would actively want that extra time to develop themselves, do research and etc anyway. This is actually what pushed me into making 2 years the default for my chain. I like my jumper not being able to accomplish every goal he has for the jump. He can never learn every spell he wants to, never train in every martial art he thinks is interesting, never leave with as much loot as he'd prefer, never save everyone he thinks deserves it, etc. It forces both him and me to heavily prioritize.
>finally fighting Straghess Holy fucking shit, it has never been more over than it is right now. This is literally harder than fucking Everdark Libra.
>>188650 is that man butt or woman butt
>>188693 >fucking Everdark Libra don't fuck goats
>>188678 Is there any explanation why Heaven and Hell are America-only? I could see the American demons killing everybody else and turning them into soul money, but that doesn't explain Heaven being nothing but Adam, Abel, Peter, and a bunch of presumed Americans.
>>188687 Choosing your mate based on breast size will lead to an unhappy marriage.
>>188697 It's literally in her description.
>>188693 You'll get there bro. It only took me... two attempts on normal difficulty? The important things to note are that he has ungodly amounts of HP and is much more approachable than you would think. His moves are generally pretty well telegraphed barring some specific hazards and he's easy to run up and swing on since his faster attacks don't do a ton of damage. He does move a lot, so with the other qualities in mind it'd be best to fight with a melee over a caster just because of long term resource expenditure. Undertaker is pretty good for it. Ironeye is fine if you're good at maintaining your marks but again, he does move a lot.
>>188695 Sex with goat. GOAT sex!
>>188694 That's a lady butt. The original is a male student taking a selfie with his teacher's phat ass while she was turned away which the text also references. He did indeed get in trouble for this, iirc.
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Anon who praises Video as the most overpowered Conduit power in Infamous here back at it again. Playing fist light and remembering Eugene's boss fight I come to the realization that Augustine probably didn't know the full extent of Video's bullshit. Like it was creating objects that conduits could absorb which really shouldn't be a thing if it was just "Hard light" as Augustine puts it. She was just using Eugene as a holodeck but he flat out can create things that produce elements other conduits can absorb among other bullshit.
>>188698 Reading is for poors, I don't even know what you just posted.
Another break in work. Decided to review some notes I have for jumps, and realized that I somehow deleted an entire part of my chain. Thankfully recovered it, but annoying. I also like the Hellaverse jump, though I am going to whine that the Stuff! and New Friends!!! sections are not formatted on new pages, though thats not a huge error. >>188639 I am confused seeing this, because there was a discussion on both. Going back a lot of the previous threads people were complaining about it due to its forced rule at the end. As for Link Makes a Wish, I actually brought it up all the way back at >>154566, when I was half asleep. Someone else uploaded it on the Drive, then, and the general consensus was that it was a porn setting and was written as such. Personally, I'm still against it being in our drive, mostly due to the literal section dedicated mostly to getting lewd wishes to alter characters. >>188666 The houserule I generally follow is that if the setting is not explicitly part of the challenge that once the story is done I can leave. Of course, if the setting is explicitly hostile in some manner like Death Stranding or Fallout I have to stay, but it makes various slice of life jumps more interesting to jump beyond making them ten year vacations. >>188696 I mean, the creators of the series are American. That's like asking why all Japanese Isekai protagonists are Japanese. People just are familiar with their own culture and write character based off of that. Its rare to find someone who wants to put the research to making characters from other cultures without making them stereotypical, so a lot just don't do it. I suspect Viziepop didn't want to do stereotypes, so just didn't do it at all, though I may be reading motive where there are none, so take that bit with a small grain of salt.
>>188696 >Meanwhile in Japan >Its the Soul Society
>>188687 those are very large breasts, even by jjk standards.
>>188708 very large =/= huge
>>188668 Hey Shard, could you please answer this >>188541?
>>188705 It could go either way, but it was originally intended as a normal jump, mostly because I discovered it through the normal versions and only found the patreon ones later. But yes, I uploaded it.
>>188709 Reminder that every waifu should be convinced to grow her boobs big enough for you to use them as a bed at least once.
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>>188707 >Ichibe was just trying to prevent Hazbin from spreading
>>188692 This makes me think of a comment I saw on Youtube. >I’m reminded of an interview Jack White gave years ago. He said that he intentionally gives himself roadblocks when he’s working. He’ll have a list of instruments he can use and add no more. He’ll limit the colors that can be on the album. Schedules a limited amount of studio time. Give himself a deadline that he has to meet. Place his instruments in inconvenient places on stage, have the guitars be out of tune when he enters so he has to work at something during his performances. He said the reason is that unlimited resources are the enemy of creativity. When you’re in a strict box you have to come up with creative solutions so he makes sure that there’s a box around him at all times.
>>188660 Semi-related but I like using Nasu from Drifters for the Okinawan Weaponmaster companion.
>>188634 You say that but I managed a chain fail in Ted Lasso.
>>188715 >pics Psycho? You were asian?
>>188702 the booty, tho. I can see why he risked it
>>188717 I'm not Psycho nor Asian though I do have a fondness for both.
>>188703 ...Anon, this is neither a controversial opinion or a revelation. Video being OP was commonly accepted even early on when Quicksilver's doc was everything we got.
Kobeni-nja
>>188703 >Anon who praises Video as the most overpowered Conduit power in Infamous here back at it again There's like a dozen of those.
>>188674 Thanks Ric friend. I'm doing alright.
>>188721 Kobe-ninja?
>>188681 The main thing mind control has going for it is that it’s extremely spammable and wide range. This is how Vox stops any attempt at rational discourse against his rule by mob dead in it’s tracks right at the end: By that point everyone’s so tuned into his channel and he’s got the whole crowd eating out of the palm of his hand. Keep in mind this is the setting where all you really need to hurt most angels is a pair of hands and some angel metal. Just like in JJK you don’t necessarily need to master the power system or be the strongest to win in a fight, you just need one instantloss technique you can spam like crazy. This one creates new allies for you and there’s no indication it’s particularly taxing for Vox to use. The ONLY reason it’s rated so low because it’s demonstrably very easy to break…once. And there’s nothing stopping Vox from simply slapping it back on again the moment Angel accidentally stares at another TV screen. Frankly it’s not the jobber option. VOX is a jobber character. >>188684 Also for what it’s worth even in-universe Heaven is scared of Hell because of the numbers while Hell is scared of Heaven because of the firepower. >>188693 Straghess, Consort of Poison Swamps. >>188696 NOPE. Apparently white people were the primal form of humans in the Hazbinverse, just like in JJK Japan is Cursed Energy Central for no real reason.
>>188724 Kobinja.
>>188605 >What was your cursed technique? I have an old painter from the heian era inside me. He has ink manipulation.
>>188727 How many inches?
>>188431 Interestingly I have discovered I can feed images to Grok and it will write an OC companion for me.
>>188719 You're my new psycho. I'll call you...MarkAnon
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>>188730 You're not ready for how much i'll actually flirt back with you.
>>188721 What devil did she make a pact with? I think Fujimoto legitimately forgot about that
>>188732 Either the big booty devil or the blow job devil.
>>188733 No it was specifically the sloppy blowjob devil, remember? Much scarier.
>>188734 Ah yes I did forget that, much much scarier.
>>188605 Distortion, a variant of the Gojo clan's Limitless. At first glance it is a pure sensory technique which creates a net of points wrapped around my body that can be used to monitor anything within a foot of my skin. However, by forming a radius and rotating that radius using cursed energy, I can produce deadly chakrams and sawblades that can even be launched at range. This is Cursed Technique Lapse: Orange. By using positive energy to attempt the same, the radius instead collapses into a single point, which is pushed out in the form of an explosive spear. This is Cursed Technique Reversal: Green. By combining the amplified and reversed expressions of the Distortion, I can unleash Imaginary Technique: Yellow, a deadly beam that simultaneously slices, crushes, and pierces all in its path.
Got a ton done in Generic Dungeon Outbreak, cleaned up the room that just finished renovations, and made spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. It's been a very productive day.
>>188731 Bitch, I flirt with my the cashiers at the supermarket and my opponents in cardgames. ...actually its kinda surprising no one has sued me for sexual harassment or something to that extend
Jumpmaking Strim: https://youtube.com/live/bDOdJnWaUSM Reworking The Leviathan Trilogy, maybe getting started on Hitoner after.
>>188725 Hey shard! >>187971 Did you change your mind on the soul collection?
>>188737 Good stuff all around. I made chilli and cornbread, but no Jump work was done.
>>188551 Psychos.
Session limit on the AI hit once again. Back to playing Cyberpunk.
>>188739 What did you think about the Leviathan anime? I've heard mixed reviews, some positive, some negative, but I figured I might give it a watch since I enjoyed the books.
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>>188738 I'm about to go to sleep but you should prepare yourself for when I wake up, i'll be coming for you.
>>188725 What exactly is the definion of harm for Clipped Wings? Can you use mind control? Can you create beings that attack or defend you?
>>188711 Hello Blade! After reminding you about Link Makes A Wish and being indecisive for the past day or two, I've finally made a build for the jump. I've also done what I've done when it comes to JK Taimabu and probably taken more drawbacks than what was wise, but fuck it, we ball. >[Link Makes A Wish] Origin : The Pope Age : 21 Gender : Male >[PERKS] Holy Man (Free) Trustworthy (100) Merasmerizing (200) Do You Even Fuck (300) Total Stud (200) Timeskip (400) Hero Who Doesn’t Do Anything (600) >[WISHES] Boob Up (Free) Slave Leia (Free) Nice Hat (Free) >[ITEMS] Secret Place (FREE) Team Fortress’s Number (200) >[COMPANIONS] 100% Bio Farm Milk (100) Monk of Gains (100) >[DRAWBACKS] Money Trouble (+100) So You’re Velma Now (+100) Bounty Hunted (+200) The Alleged Ganon (+200) Friendly Fire (+300) Your Coom Won’t Last (+300) The basic gist is that I'm a former wizard that kinda, sorta, massively fucked his life up and a number of ways, including getting my ass possessed by Ganondorf, which led me to live the life of a neet in my neet cave. Partly because I didn't want to show my face after dropping the ball so hard after graduating wizard college, partly because I can't repay my debts to Jabba the hut, and mostly because being a lazy neet in my cave was cozy. It was actually Ganon that spurred me into going to the gym one day when I was bored, where I met my bro, who then hooked me up with a job at some farm and helped me become YOKED. Since Team Fortress keeps dropping in and screwing with my life, I figured I might as well hire them from time to time with... whatever I manage to have leftover from working with the nice and buff big titty tomboy I work under, aaand some hats that I don't pawn off for money.
>>188706 Neat, I can read it pretty quickly >>188711 Yeah, I know. I think the jump is fine personally, just think it should be on QQ instead of here. Its ultimately up to you and the community if it makes it on our drive, even if I have my own misgivings. It's not like the first porn jump to sneak on our drive anyway, and at least it has a SFW version. >>188714 I mean, its all the flow state model in practice. If you can't get in the right rhythm then you are not going to be as creative as someone who had to meet a restriction, just like people generally have fun in a game only with the right amount of difficulty.
>>188744 It is very okay. It does a decent job of adapting the books, but isn't really awe-inspiring.
>>188745 >first pic >those shirts Damn, no wonder the guy on the left is nervously smiling, homeboy's getting his pelvis smashed to atoms tonight.
>>188556 A shame about the Stella Glows jump. >>188574 Jesus, that wall of text.
>>188749 I'll take an okay adaptation. My expectations were low to begin with, so as long as it's decent it'll still be a pleasant surprise.
>>188740 Wait, did that edit not save?! FUCK. Okay, it's meant to be a 100 CP undiscounted extra purchase with the caveat it still works by the mysterious rules, and an additional 100 CP undiscounted purchase to define the rules. I'll try to add it in sometime this evening. >>188746 >the definition of harm Can't blast people in the face. Can't push sinners around. No mind control. CAN explicitly create beings that attack or defend you; that's literally the Goetia, the other Sins etc. Weirdly it seems that if a magitech superweapon siphons your energy and shoots it out as a big beam that doesn't count as YOU harming them and that can absolutely fry sinners (notably Lucifer was completely helpless while this happened). Oh, and can interrupt sinners' musicals.
>>188749 Are you planning on including doujin stuff in the hitoner jump?
>>188674 >OgSyki Was your trip always this?
>>188753 Thank you shard, you are based.
>>188754 Not explicitly.
Reading campaign books tires out my brain meats. Anyway, to assure you guys I'm making progress, here's the prototype for the jump's cover page.
>>188753 >CAN explicitly create beings that attack or defend you; that's literally the Goetia, the other Sins etc Alright, seems like I'll be fine with the capstone Saved perk then. One other question - can you be a fallen angel if you take the saved background? My build/background don't make much sense if I'm chilling in heaven, but I like the saved perks more.
>>188758 Looking nice.
Honestly, the more I think about it, the more horrifying the concept of nyanko days seems to be. I suppose since it's a slice of life anime all the very bad implications of "cats are tiny, sentient catgirls that are still treated as normal cats" are just kind of fixed in the background.
>>188758 Niiiice!
>>188755 Yes Ever since 2016
>>188758 Really gotta get around to reading those campaign books myself. I'm looking forward to the jump
>>188755 Trips don't stay the same between here and 4chan IIRC.
>>188756 Actually the worth of sinners/saints is so variable I was considering making it 50 CP for both, for a bit. Probably should still highball the price if you want to make an early build but I legitimately have to think on that before adding the repurchase.
>>188758 Very nice. Is there going to be a way to get Xin-Shalast? It'd be a cool base.
>>188761 The fridge horror of it is why I never use it. Just think about all the cats and stuff that get hit by cars or that are feral and live in and die in the streets or how animal shelters are euthanizing cats that no one wants to adopt and now imagine that they're all cute catgirl loli's. I think it would drive me insane to live in that world because I'd want to save all those poor catgirls.
>>188763 I dunno why, my brain is telling me that last time you were there, it wasn't this.
>>188769 You should lie down on bed and rest for a bit, the stress of modern life is starting to affect you.
>>188766 Hey Shard, for Love in a Bottle, would it be possible to pick 'bloodshed' or something similar as an addiction? I know the answer is probably no, since the drawback seems to be about addictions that cost money like alcohol, but I had the thought that Lute seems to be addicted to bloodshed and violence to a degree that even freaked Adam out a little bit. And I had the thought of being Heaven's rabid dog, Adam and the Exorcists coming down for Extermination being the compromise because Jumper would practically nuke Pride every time he came down to exterminate demons.
>>188770 Why are these Blue Archive chibis so damn cute?
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>>188770 That's... possible actually.
>>188747 Yay build! Anon that is officially MOST of the drawbacks. Im as impressed as terrified. >Sell the hats you clearly never played tf2, you should just pay the merc directly in headwear.
>>188774 >Anon that is officially MOST of the drawbacks. Im as impressed as terrified. Jumper is stronger then the D. Well, not really... but that's what makes it fun.to subject a setting to the antics of MAXIMUM SUFFERING builds.
>>188767 I might make having your own ancient city/ruin as a capstone item, with a caveat that if you manage to conquer and keep ahold of Xin-Shalast for the duration of your jump then you can take it instead.
>>188764 I'm reading through them right now, and its slow going. Just got to the part rape ogres. >>188762 >>188760 Thank you kindly
>>188771 Yeah sure go for it, I count being willing to rip off your own arm (instantly destroying the entire lore of angelic invulnerability) to get back into the fight faster because one of the mighty WEAPONS OF CAIN fell on top of you as self-harm.
>>188776 That's fair, the city isn't in all that bad condition considering its age. I like how they went into detail with it.
How much would you pay to be this Espurr?
Rule 4/We're gonna have a halloween horny thread forever aren't we
>>188781 Nothing. Because I don't plan to play Pokemon ever again.
>>188781 Meh, I prefer cuddling and holding over face sitting
>>188774 >Anon that is officially MOST of the drawbacks. Im as impressed as terrified. Look man, there comes an event horizon where you're racking your brain for options and what you want to pick or not that drawbacks, besides sucking ass sometimes to deal with, you see as a source of storytelling and opportunity. Because it's FUN. Or at least that's the cope I choose to use. I wanted to be a loser ass ex wizard that helps people, gets out of his funk, and find some happiness in life. If I gotta have a crazy ass couple years to get what I want, then I just gotta believe in myself. Just like my shark bro believes in me, and my farmer waifu believes in me. And maybe Ganon? I don't know about Ganon, he's just kinda there sometimes, but I'd like to think he believes in me. Maybe he believes in the Demise that believes in me. >you clearly never played tf2, you should just pay the merc directly in headwear. I try to do that sometimes, but those chucklefucks sometimes break into my cave and yoink em anyways! The bastards!
>>188781 >gets punted 5 years ago by a sleepwalking teen >gets cunt'd moments ago by an unmarried woman Poor kitty...
>>188778 Sweet, thanks Shard. Now I can be the time limit boss where Charlie, Emily, and everyone else have to stop Vox before I DESCEND upon the Pentagram after he dared attempt to strike Heaven. I can even rip off one of the Angel boasts from Nobody Dies while I do it, not like anyone in-universe would know. >"I AM. THROUGH THE LICENSE OF HE WHO IS NAMED I AM, I HAVE COME." >Emily: "Normally, I like to say 'Be Not Afraid'. But. Um. In this case, 'Be Afraid', because if he gets here, everyone is going to die."
>>188781 I prefer tits to ass, personally, but I wouldn't turn something like that down. Damn.
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>>188773 Sleep well >>188772 Cute students are cute
>>188772 Professionally crafted to make you pay for jpgs.
>>188781 You could try using stretchy powers to replicate this, but your waifu would probably take it as a comment on her weight and get upset.
Could you just walk up to any woman in 1:39 and tell her to be your woman and have it work?
>>188791 What if you tell your wife she's way too fucking skinny and needs to eat a goddamn burger every now and again?
>>188789 >Cute students are cute With those tits?
>>188792 probably not
>>188794 They are too big a lot of the time, yeah.
>>188774 >>188784 The hat market just imploded, btw.
>>188798 They should have invested in cryptochapeaus.
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>>188799 It is what it is. Hopefully BLADE or Nyanko will be able to finish what I started
>Watch scooby doo movie I haven't watched in 15+ years. >One guy makes a baseball pun >And suddenly I remember everything >>188784 Ganon believes more in your potential to do harm than your potential to better yourself. Though, the two are closely linked because the more POWERful you are, the more of a shit you can be. If you leave money on the sidewalk, people will take it. If you leave hats near a merc, they will take them. >>188798 Damn.
>>188801 You must finish. It is your destiny.
>>188793 You will acquire an ex-wife.
>>188796 Do they change size or something?
>>188652 I'm sorry to hear that friend. My condolences.
>>188795 Damn, guess I'll just rely on my Darkness then.
>>188801 Finish what?
>>188581 I'm good
>>188788 But she's all the fun of a crazy cat lady with none of the issues of an actual crazy cat lady. Also, the fact she's still running around like a chuuni Lucario is a really subtle big sad because you have to remember she was an orphan/street urchin before the Looker episode and he proceeded to pull a Wonka on her by fucking off on back to his island vacation and leaving her with an empty building that still looks just as empty 5 years later, implying she didn't even take on one of the younger brats from the gang she was looking after as an aide or something. It's just been her and the Espurr functionally alone on the cusp of adult responsibilities in that hole in the wall for half a decade as shit outside slowly devolved into an actual warzone.
>>188810 Blub Archive.
>>188808 or you put in just minimal effort into actually getting a wife.
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>>188813 What? He discontinued it? Fuck this gay earth.
>>188671 Probably 800. Making 1000 of yourself is crazy
>>188792 Not any (just most) but you can prolly land a gf in a short conversation at most.
>>188816 He said like a day or two ago that his computer got nuked and he lost the (blue) archive.
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>>188685 >>188691 I cannot stress enough that despite consistently underperforming at every, and I mean E V E R Y opportunity in a conflict with other actual demons, nominally the Overlords are supposed to be magical shitters compared to Goetias. If they actually DID ANYTHING worth making a perk for I would gladly replace hypnosis with something else. I was considering portal aptitude at one point but then Emily (who really should’ve pointed out that yes, Heaven can totally just open portals to Hell whenever to Pentious) casually did that too so. At least as the other anon pointed out hypnosis was FUCKING RELEVANT in the show even though strictly speaking, this random background thicc owl lady is supposed to eclipse Alastor in raw power. …which is my way of saying I think you ought to be able to hypnotise way more types of people if you’re something stronger than an Overlord.
>>188575 So you're telling me that bitch Green Bull is from Okinawa? Bad look for that place
>>188819 OH COME ON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT WORLD FUCK
>>188822 I should be the one sayin that. Also there's an older wip floating around, BLADE posted the link to it.
>>188820 >this random background thicc owl lady I'm into it. How do I go about acquiring this thicc owl lady?
>>188823 Did all the hardware break/get fried or was it just certain components? Because if it survived you might be able to try fishing through the drive without the rest of the computer if you can get it into an enclosure.
>>188823 Wouldn't that mean you could just pick it up, come back to it eventually? If your PC work actually. No offence to BLADE
>>188807 Thanks mate
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>>188826 It started rejecting everything, from wifi and bluethoot connection to the usb and hdmi cables. Refused to even recognize it was plunged in so it wasn't even charging. Fucking bizarre. I had to waste my emergency funds to buy a relatively cheap yet very disappointing laptop to finish my coursework and actual work (and still got everything late) fuck win11 >>188827 Probably not. I simply don't have it in me to worry about jc so much and it really killed all my motivation to see half of my work go poof like that.
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>>188829 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this gay earth. ....I guess it should be a good lesson to back up future work in there or on pastbin. Jesus fucking christ I was looking forward it.
I wish all the other operating systems weren't a bunch of complicated shit so I didn't have to deal with windows
>>188820 I still find it funny that the best the other Sins could do was make the likes of the Imps and the Hellborn, which are below Sinners, and then Lucifer just casually creates the Ars Goetia, who put the strongest Overlord to shame. And you could argue that there aren't as many of those as there are Imps or Hellborn, but then there's the issue that Lucy's depressed and not really doing anything these days, so he can't create more Goetia, and that despite this, there are still a decent amount of Goetia who run Hell. Actually, isn't Asmodeus Goetia too? Did Lucifer create him as well, or is that more of an honorary thing?
So, like, what's up with the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss jump?
>>188831 Linux isn't that hard to learn if you use the normie distributions.
So we won't be getting Blue Archive... ROPE stocks seem to be on the rise these days.
>>188834 If it's so easy to learn, why doesn't anyone who says that just tell you how to use it?
>>188835 Look I feel really bad about it, but not much can be done, this is a hobby and I can't justify getting headaches over it.
>>188835 Gimme one.
>>188837 Not blaming my italian friend, just sad about it.
>>188840 I love you too anon
>>188837 No one is actively blaming you. We blame God, and the world, and the computer, and the electricity.
Perks to take someone's place in jump?
>>188844 Reincarnation from Fake Saint of the Year is the most powerful.
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...What the fuck are you guys talking about, we already have a blue archive jump.
>>188846 Ricrod was making a dupe. WAS.
>>188846 Ric was making a dupe with blackjack and hookers and the ability to acquire a mob of mobs.
>>188846 But what if... Two Archive Blue: Voltaic Boogaloo?
>>188846 The new one was going to have blackjack and hookers
>>188846 The new one was supposed to be much better. Duh.
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>>188847 And it was looking GLORIOUS
The Blue Archive WIP did look quite large the last time I saw it. Shouldn't be that hard for someone else to finish it.
>>188820 Could a Goetia with the mind control perk mindfuck Overlords like Alastor and Vox the same way the later mindfucked AngelDust?
>>188853 Ric asked BLADE to do it but I wouldn't get my hopes up. He already took the entire Oppai Academy series and still has a bunch of other projects, though It'd be great if he decided to take it, even if we had to wait another three or four months for that.
>>188855 >Oppai Academy EIGHT! It's Eight right?
>>188855 I'm gonna be honest, it's for the best if BLADE doesn't do it. His jump all tend to have a sort of formulaic and soulless quality to them.
>>188856 Isekai, Psychic Powers, Succubus, Maid, Bunny and another two that I can't remember the gimmick... I THINK I'm forgetting at least one.
>>188857 I just want to see the jump done and more specifically the companions. I actually started playing BA because of this jump.
>>188856 I mean depending on how you count it's like 30, but as a baseline it's 5 and I deign to acknowledge a further 2. >>188858 The other two are Squeez works. One is a sort of mix between Isekai and Psychic, the other is Idols. >>188857 Honestly, this is probably true. I spent a longass time making zelda jumps which have a fairly straightforward split between the three main characters, so even outside of those I probably subconsciously keep up the pattern. >>188855 I mean, if Ric has most of the jump laid out then I could bullshit something out via tvtropes and some lore vids, but even I think that would be low quality.
>>188860 >30 Brotha...
>>188860 >I could bullshit something out Don't give me hope Blade bro
>>188860 >I mean, if Ric has most of the jump laid out then I could bullshit something out via tvtropes and some lore vids, but even I think that would be low quality. Yeah that's a bad idea.
>>188861 iirc the company almost went under so they sold a bunch of shit and changed their name. Milk Factory is the new company, the other games are from before. Most of them seem bad imo, but there are a few that aren't terrible. >>188862 >>188863 It is a profoundly terrible jump, even by my standards. Your best bet is to come back around the end of january and ask ric how he's doing irl.
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>>188853 iirc the one from before should have the origin perks done with the background ones just needing fluff and items being scattered/incomplete. I can prolly do some drawbacks and companions once my sickness is healed but that's about the extent of time I can allocate to this.
>>188865 We did it Jumpchain bros... We guilted Ric into working on BA some more.
>>188865 This is the Blade posted last thread. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yhYWp_x1CBQNaPCLGHj_XoAna2YsUGXn/edit Honestly, I could probably finish this pretty quickly. Blue Archive is certainly a lot easier to make a jump for than the stuff I've been vaguely wanting to do like Reverend Insanity. And I did start playing the game just a few months ago.
Jumpchain checkpoint: You have summoned Arturia Lancer, Jeanne, and Raikou. How many of them can you sexually dominate and how quickly? For the gays, you can have Taigong Wang and Noah I guess.
My eyeballs are gonna gobble up the world >>188452 Nothing like overhauling old jumps. I do have one smaller jump I've been working on for fun but I doubt anyone here is gonna know what the big lez show is >>188799 Mm, victim girls
>>188865 You know, you could just delay the Jump by anywhere from two-months to a year, until you feel better and have gotten out of the funk caused by recent shitty events.
>>188869 >but I doubt anyone here is gonna know what the big lez show is Give me three colors as a hint
>>188864 >It is a profoundly terrible jump, even by my standards. I know I'm not the best but you didn't have to call me out like that >>188867 I knew I could count on you, ShardAnon
>>188864 >iirc the company almost went under so they sold a bunch of shit and changed their name. Milk Factory is the new company, the other games are from before. Most of them seem bad imo, but there are a few that aren't terrible 30. 30. 30 And you want to do all of them? Forget that guy who was optimistic about it taking a few months, this is gonna take decades. Are they part of the same series though? >Your best bet is to come back around the end of january and ask ric how he's doing irl. Project Haass Ricrod is a go! Do not do this.
>>188868 B-but I want Raikou to sexually dominate me!
>>188867 >>188872 I didn't know that Shard played games for fun instead of anger.
>>188872 >>188875 >I knew I could count on you, ShardAnon Wrong jumpmaker. The chance of you guessing who I am is very low.
>>188869 >Mm, victim girls Asanagi. One of the big three with Obui, Takeda, and Neromashin. Yes, it's four.
>>188876 Mommy?
>>188868 >How many of them can you sexually dominate Not just those three, but all the gals you posted. Jumper's got the power, the skill, and the drive to satisfy and dominate the whole harem. Which usually means Jumper spends a lot of time doing that instead of anything useful. >how quickly If Jumper's going all out, then it's instant loss for each of them. But usually it's just long enough to keep the others impatient and jealous and wanting it to be their turn already without getting into actual frustration.
>>188871 It's the picture brah >>188877 Mmm, they're all pretty yummy
>>188869 >I do have one smaller jump I've been working on for fun but I doubt anyone here is gonna know what the big lez show is Oooooooh?
>>188876 Bramastra?
>>188880 Do you watch Hazbin Hotel?
>>188883 Psycho...
>>188883 Naaah. Got a guy who keeps telling me to but it's kinda hard to get through. A lot is like, cringey as
>>188868 Probably just one, Arturia Lancer, because I'm usually a monogamyfag in most circumstances. On the other hand, if I only have to focus and devote all of my lusts and love to one woman, it'd probably be pretty damn quick, and often. Then again, I'm an indecisive motherfucker, so I'm not sure if Arturia Lancer would be my number one. Maybe Scheherazade or Himiko, I love those two. Iyo is cute too.
Man, I just vaguely cringe when reading through jumps I've made and trying to make a build. It's not like anything is wrong, per se, but it's just strange to read your own writing, especially when it's several years old.
Mine.
>>188870 Nah, I need to get another job because my income isn't enough to deal with something like this happening again JC is prolly gonna get canned outside shitposting to allow me the time. Same with ygo. >>188876 Shard does many things. That's why we call him Big Tyrone in the sekrit club >>188875 ...BLADE? IDK. But hit on me on discord and we can talk over the details?
>>188887 Small wonder of having terrible memory. I always go back to my old stuff having no fucking idea what any of it is, and I usually like it as a result.
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>>188885 It's Alastor's face isn't it.
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Best jumps to become basically Sephiroth without going to Square Enix properties?
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>>188888 Checked
>>188891 Blaster seems dope from like what I saw, cool aas voice. Just the rest of everything and stuff
>>188892 Kirby and the Forgotten Land.
>>188888 As the poster of >>88888, I acknowledge you.
>>188889 >IDK. But hit on me on discord and we can talk over the details? There is no other word as cringe in the human language as discord. Just post here when you actually wanna stop working on it an drop it and I will probably finish it. If not, I assume someone else is gonna do it, BA Is popular enough. The only hard thing would be to keep up your autistic image spam in it, although I hate to say that it does fit the setting.
Could a martial artist from Hokuto No Ken be able to kill Frank Horrigan from Fallout? What about a Hamon Master from JoJo? I was thinking of getting him before he kills off the sapient deathclaws
>>188900 Yes to both of those. Like, easily.
>>188892 Mana Khemia 1
>>188854 Oh absolutely, that’s the point of the perk being written with overall mystical powerlevel in mind. >>188824 She is literally just some background character, fanwank something. >>188832 >spoiler Stolas calls him “sire”, and the Sins apparently consider each other something like siblings so…it’s extremely vague. I tentatively interpreted that as yes, Asmodeus is apparently the Optimus Prime of Goetias mainly because he is somewhat birdlike and it is absolutely on brand for the more powerful beings in Hazbin Hell to also be way more carefree than the little guys. This even tracks with Overlords. Only nouveau riche Overlords like Vox and Alastor are obsessed with climbing the ladder, Carmine is perfectly content in her niche and Zestial straight up went into retirement whatever that even means. >>188833 It’s red.
>>188885 Don’t. Do not. However cringe you think it is, it is even more cringe.
>>188874 non, you are supposed to sexually dominate Raikou. Always.
>>188905 Help Ric finish BA.
>>188869 I know what it is.
>>188885 Good mentality unironically..
>>188902 NTA, but wasn't there something about a dude being immune to it because he had reversed organs? Super Mutant physiology may be different enough to invoke a similar effect.
>>188909 Fuckin skitz mTe
>>188880 >It's the picture brah it's the end of the world as we know it
>>188911 Having reversed organs doesn't make you immune to having a significantly more powerful superhuman martial artist kill you
>>188914 Frank Horrigan no-sold a nuke. And not like Alex Mercer where it turned him into paste first.
>>188872 Idea. Profoundly terrible idea for me to do it. my bad, didn't mean to call your jump shit. >>188873 No, I'mma do 7. I said that.
>>188915 >Frank Horrigan no-sold a nuke No he didn't?
>>188831 Surprise! Now you have to jump through complicated hoops just to deshittify windows after you pay for it. You remembered to turn off Copilot and Recall, right?
>>188916 >No, I'mma do 7. I said that. Thank God.
>>188900 Joseph could keep up with regular Kars, who was easily deflecting heavy machine gun fire. Frank is cooked
>>188912 It's been ages since I have watched it so I don't really have suggestions, but good luck with it friend.
>>188918 there's gotta be a tipping point where windows is so bad to use that not even brand name recognition will keep people from using an alternative (linux)
>>188922 I jumped over a decade ago. At this point, I don't even bother dual booting. DXVK and Proton have gotten stronk. The only people who might still want to still be on windows are cutting-edge Nvidia hardware simps and players of games with kernel anticheat.
>>188920 ...Wasn't Kars literally just playing with Joseph?
>>188904 Does ROOt of Some Evil make you stronger from consuming Sin? The perk says you get more refreshed but i'm not sure if that's just meant to be a general powerlevel boost from having the perk.
>>188924 Ultimate Kars was. They were going band for band falling down that canyon
>>188919 I have 28 more options to write for Oppai 2. At four options a day, this will take me seven days. At a more realistic three, this will take me nine. That's about when the jump should be done. Now, getting Oppai 3 done by New Years is probably a pipe dream, but by the end of January should be possible.
>>188927 How will the Oppai 2 jump compare to the Oppai 1 jump? Does the jump contain more or less Oppai overall?
>>188928 Should be about the same. If all goes well it will have between 16 and 20 oc companions, whereas the first one had... 13 iirc.
>>188927 >I have 28 more options to write for Oppai 2. This is gonna end up like Giorno using GER against Diavolo.
>>188930 >GER except instead of dying a girl shoves her giant boobs in your face Neat.
I've found several typos in an old jump of mine, but since nobody is using it anyway I'm really too lazy to update it.
Why is the (not)Zelda porn jump in the uploads?
>>188932 I never updae over just old typos. If I also think of other shit I wnat to do with it then I'll update with the typos fixed as well.
>>188931 More like, you will never reach the jump.
>>188933 I put it there. >>188932 fix the typos in the doc and if an actual update every goes though those will come with it. >>188934 Welcome to brain.
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Don't you hate it when the girls you paid for sex start thinking you're in a relationship?
In relatively modern times, near past to near future with nebulously status quo politics, how hard would it be to make the American, Canadian, and or Mexican governments capitulate if they were subjected to invasion by an enemy force?
>>188938 They'd go full MAD first.
>>188935 A boob timeloop would still be pretty sweet though.
>>188936 >I put it there. Well is that really appropriate?
>>188927 Good luck with the jump!
>>188941 Yes. There are many more lewd jumps on the drive already and nobody has a problem with this one, which isn't even porn on its own.
>>188943 Fair enough
>>188943 >nobody has a problem with this one I do. We have a QQ drive for a reason.
>>188941 Apparently he didn't know about the paywalled porn when he made it and didn't draw on it when making the jump?
>>188937 That's just what dating is.
>>188941 Big shrug, honestly. I can see it either way but I originally made it for jc so that's where my heart tells me it should go, even if I made it lewder than originally intended. That said, it's not outright porn because patreon paywall, so... >>188942 ty. >>188946 I found that out before finishing the jump.
>>188945 We don't have a QQ drive. We have THE drive.
Whatever you guys are complaining about, it has less porn than Fate, so get over yourselves.
>>188948 I'd vote for QQ just to avoid the hassle. I do like the jump though, so nice work on that.
oh god not this again
>>188952 IMO, same people who bitch about wanting lewd/porn jumps on the drive are the same people who need perks/jumpmakers to hold their hand for any fantasy. Completely incapable of imagination.
>>188950 Doesn't fate have like 7 sex scenes
>>188953 ...huh?
>>188950 Oh my god is this stupid lewd jump bullshit stiiiill going on
>>188950 >Guys we have a Game of Thrones jump, there's like boobies in it so it's precedent for porn jumps.
>>188950 The version of Fate on the drive is explicitly the version without porn, nigger.
X working on jumps X doing productive things ✓ watching every episode of BTAS
>>188953 No one asked, please just let jumps go on our drive instead of having a mental breakdown every single time. It is such a minor issue, borne out of no actual principled arguments, the fact you have had this psychosis for years is unbelievable.
>>188959 Based
>>188956 Oh yeah, we got a cool The Last Sovereign jump... by Generic. Generic wanted it to be on the tg drive, everyone was yelling, and he just decided to get out, while not wanting to have on QQ. Nice isn't it? Even Reddit didn't post it! It's a fucking shame that pissed me off.
>>188961 NTA, but holy fucking schizo.
>>188961 Says the guy who keeps bringing it up constantly and shitting himself every time he's told "no"
>>188963 That is more to do with Generic being a shitter rather than the lewd jump argument, honestly.
What provokes you retards to argue about the same dumb shit every week
>>188957 The distinction exists entirely in your head. You decided there was a difference and then got mad at one of them and decided the other was okay. You decided your arbitrary feelings were justification to pursue a years long shitposting campaign.
>>188961 We have a vetting process for a reason. Not every jump is worthy of going on the drive.
>>188966 That was my point.
>>188961 It's more than one guy against it, faggot. >>188966 No. It's very much both.
>>188908 But we already have a BA jump and I got everything I need from it… >>188925 Yep. Although I am cautious about defining it too strictly before Roo actually shows up.
>>188967 If people put this kind of effort into making jumps, we'd have so many more things.
>>188968 >You decided your arbitrary feelings were justification to pursue a years long shitposting campaign. Funny you say that, considering it was the people on your side (DDAnon) who went on the years-long shitposting campaign to allow lewd jumps.
>>188967 The fact that this community is so much better usually compared to how 4chan was, proved that most of the problems and arguments were caused by relatively few people. Sometimes one of those guys comes back despite being banned already.
>>188975 Pretty sure they're still over there too, even with the tg thread being virtually dead.
>>188963 Neat or something. I dunno what last sovereighn is. Is it meant tk be cool?
>>188968 VNs does have a distinction of eroge and nukige.
>>188963 Wow, I really wonder why nobody wanted this on our drive.
>>188977 Gohanposter is still squirming around in there, like a seal-sized leech nuzzling it’s favourite corpse.
>>188979 Which has nothing to do with our drive. Harem Kingdom is a nukige and on the drive. The generic Baalbuddy fantasy setting jump was banished because sometimes Baalbuddy also draws porn. It's all totally arbitrary.
I just coughed a bit of blood with my phlegm. Chest hurts. Nothing else to add, I just wanted to feel included in the conversation
>>188983 Please take care of yourself Ric friend.
>>188981 Gohanposter is loud and obvious. I'm more talking about the subversive shit starters.
>>188983 Don’t challenge any xianxia protagonists near you.
>>188983 Could be flu or tb. Shit sucks, get well soon.
>>188978 RPG Maker VX Ace game with focus on choices, investments, politics, economy, and studying the sex tropes you would find in any other games. It's kind of rational fix like.. It's not perfect, but it's pretty great. I really suggest it. It also inspired a game called Noblesse Oblige, we'll see about this one. >>188980 Crazy right?! His argument was "the sex is minimal" or something, which is technically true but that's not the question.
>>188983 Take care of yourself bud, we love you.
>>188982 It's not arbitrary. It's just that the jump wasn't obviously lewd, and people (mistakenly) trusted established jumpmakers like Ricrod to not use subterfuge to sneak rule-breaking jumps onto the drive. Obviously, that trust was misplaced.
Warn: Cease.
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>>188983 Are you okay, man? Stop worrying me all the time
>>188977 The level of mental illness those people must have to still be shitposting in /jc/, with the state its in...it cannot be imagined. >>188979 Stop splitting hairs over nothing, there's sex in it, it has CGs of pussy and cock. Shiki is a fucking rapist, do you know how many characters you can bone in Eiyu Senki? Here's a fucking uncensored collection of CGs. >https://hitomi.la/gamecg/eiyu*senki---the-world-conquest--decensored--1144167.html#1 But you'll move the goalposts and say that sex scenes aren't what make a jump a 'lewd jump'. No, you'll say the criteria are you fucking feelings.
I just want to say: Shut up, make more Lewd jumps from good IP, that you will post on QQ.
>>188938 Depends on the tools at your disposal. For instance, if you can shut down nukes completely, MAD is now off the table and everyone on Earth soils their collective undergarments. There's also the issue of when and where you strike. If you manage to capture DC during, say, the State of the Union Address, any and all continuity of the United States government falls on the shoulders of the Designated Survivor, who may decide to capitulate in exchange for you not killing the entire rest of the federal government. You can start beelining for Mexico City and Ottawa from there. On the other hand, if you start in Alaska and aim to sweep down the continent until you reach the southern tip of Mexico, you're going to be slogging through a much greater amount of difficult terrain, partisans, mobilized troops, armed civilians, hostile wildlife, inclement weather, and the various other things that bog any invasion down. Of course, if your armies laugh at silly little things like "logistics," such as being an army of respawning daemons that don't need to eat, drink, sleep, or breathe and who can genuinely throw themselves at the enemy in waves until the enemy runs out of bullets, you're still going to absolutely crush even the collective military efforts of all humanity. Their capabilities are well-documented. The key variable is your capabilities.
>>188982 I disagree that's a nukige, I don't think you could even censor one realistically.
Leviathan Trilogy updated, hot out of the oven: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GvgvC2zZAnPHqcFEzEexPrbxtvnKRi3uZicJmYeSGIw/edit?usp=sharing Beyond updating the formatting, I also split the Boffin origin into Biologist and Engineer with new perks and items to fit, and integrated the old FBMC section into the items section. I'll get it re-imaged before uploading, but want some feedback on the new stuff before adding images. >>188983 Don't die, motherfucker.
Edited last time by 9anon on 12/07/2025 (Sun) 04:11:55.
>>188992 So you agree a song of ice and fire is a porn jump?
Warn: Cease.
>>188992 I do feel bad for the normal people there. Imagine working in an office and the company moves most of their employees to the next building over that's all shiny and new, while you're left behind with like Frank who steals everyone's lunch, and Gary who brings a lot of unsolicited opinions on women's suffrage to the cubical during work hours and he won't fuck off and never gets fired.
>>188792 IT is a world where the MC take a picture with his bodyguards and other women keep asking how much they had to pay him for the picture. Most of the women are too shy around men that even ones trained to be near them started passing out at 3 second hugs from MC. The longest was 8 seconds and she went into an alt timeline where they were married and had kids, but also changed from lesbian to MC lover. Most women would be too freaked out that a man was near them and maybe black out from you talking to them. Or think it was a harsh joke.
I like how skeptical Batman is of the supernatural early on only to regularly work with Zatana, Etrigan the demon and Deadman. Brother literally fought Mordred and Morgan Le Fay
>>188996 Don't forget you said you'd add an import option
>>189003 Item imports, you mean?
>>189004 Yeah. I asked if you could add one a year or so back so I could import a spellbook into the Notebook
>>188818 Hey Ric, speaking of 1:39, what would be a fun world to combine it with to enhance the plot and story?
>>189005 Adding now.
>>189002 To be fair, the vast majority of his own rogues and enemies are grounded in mundane crime and comic book science even if many like to present themselves otherwise. It's probably better for him to be a skeptic. His actually magical enemies include like, Solomon Grundy, and sorta kinda Ra's Al Ghul.
>>189006 Baki.
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>>189010 There was an argument going on? I should look at this thread more often. So what's going on guys? What perfectly heterosexual bonding have you gotten up to with your bros lately?
>>188937 Yeah, I agree with other anon. Dating is just fancy prostitution. Hell, women these days don;t even put out after dinner anymore.
>>189010 People have been report happy?
>>189011 I'm ending my chain I think. I fell into a trap of disinterest trying to go beyond what I'd planned with a perfect world utopia and big tech build arcs. Idly thinking about what to do with the next while chatting a little.
Break is ending. I just came back to see the thread & looks like I missed absolutely nothing :(
>>189015 Aw, come on, I updated Leviathan Trilogy.
>>189015 Someone (who isn't Ric) posted pictures with really big boobs. That's something.
>>189009 One man on a quest to fight off the thirsty women
>>189017 Ric is a lolifag, so is that really a surprise?
>>189014 Do an unrepentantly gay STRAIGHT chain.
>>189018 1:39 gender ratio, but every male is a Baki character.
>>189016 Nevermind, now that's a nice surprise! >>189017 But everyone can do that!
>>189006 Depends on what you want to see? 1:39 is basically 'everyone but a few are girls, all girls are thirsty AF but still may have preferences and requirements. Also the few guys have many issues because of that'. So if you combine it with stuff like Kenichi then most of the characters become girls (and simps) if you combine it with harem kingdom then you're king because you're the only guy around but you're also the kingdom's bicycle If you combine it with fate then things get really weird really fast
>>188996 Welp, I was thinking of rewritting my time in the Leviathan Trilogy anyways, so this is the perfect kick to the ass to get me to do so.
>>189025 I maintain that Rainbow's figure is superior. Her thighs could stand to be a bit thicker, but otherwise her overall build is simply of higher quality.
What's up with that 1:39 world? Is there anything cool to do besides sex?
>>189024 NGL, I would want to combine it with a superhero setting. Like imagine landing in the JL and them freaking out because a guy showed up and wants to join them. They even have a press conference of jumper being the male in the JL. If the women do good enough they get to spend time with him. Then he keeps making jokes about making them all his harem. Meanwhile, jumper never said that and the women are just imaging things. Only robot Red Tornado is safe to be around as jumper is jump mooching off the JL for his crafting hobbies, And to the rest of the men of the world, jumper walked into one of the most dangerous location for any man to be. Have you ever seen three kryptonians in heat or other supers acting as your stalkers?
>>189028 Not even sex is a thing. While MC could fuck his family, all the other women freak out when he looks at them. Other males are so mentally scared that they cannot even masturbate once a month without screaming and the smell of an aroused women caused panic attacks.
>>189027 I maintain that you are objectively wrong. If her boobs aren't at least as big as her head (individually), then those are severely undersized boobs.
>>189020 Probably will not do that.
>>189032 You could do that though, and it's a kind of chain you've never really done, right? Who knows, it could be really fun.
>>189030 >all the other women freak out when he looks at them In what sense?
>>189029 Most of the villains motivations would be to take over the world to force guys into becoming their own harem of men, something so outrageous makes many faint just from hearing it. >>189028 Have fun seeing the girls go mental from light flirting.
Really dumb idea. What are some places that give you superpowers for going nutzo? I know DRYH and Fate (for Reality Marbles), but what else is out there that specifically draws on you fucking losing it?
>>189031 The problem is that the Fluttershy in that pic goes too far. Rainbow has not reached peak attractiveness, true. And she would be more attractive with bigger breasts. But in comparison, she's better (by the mid standards of that pic).
>>189036 Debatably lantern rings, because the mindset needed to use them can get pretty fucking weird, but that's 50/50 with you going insane to better use them and them driving you insane. Depends on the color.
>>189037 I deny that wholeheartedly.
>>188563 Where can I gain such a power?
>>189036 Soul Eater.
>>189033 No shit this thread ends up making me feel straighter all the time.
>>189034 The MC wanted to go to school to socialize, so he is in a school that trains female bodyguards to protect males from being captured and raped by women. His class is afraid of him and freaks out when he tries talking to them. Then they fall in love with him. The normal males are all otaku and assholes tiered of all the women treating them like pets in a zoo and their families trying to fuck them. MC is just a normal guy. >>189035 That would be funny to see. And as the lone JL male, jumper is now the damsel in distress that all the villains keep trying to capture. Honestly not sure if it is a smart or dumb idea to mention impregnating all the villains so that they are too busy being pregnant to cause trouble. But the idea of a Blackfire showing up pissed because she found out that Starfire was pregnant before her is funny to me.
>>189042 Something something wet noodles. I've been warned, so I'll stop being gay now.
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>>188972 How fast would you the perk empowers you from eating sins currently if you had to give an answer? Could go from random Sinner to Alastor/100%Ratings Vox (Shock.wav included) tier Overlord in the final episode after spending the rest of the season gorging yourself as the seasonal antagonist?
>>188983 What song is that in the webm?
>>189043 >assholes tiered of all the women treating them like pets in a zoo and their families trying to fuck them. That seems like a pretty reasonable concern
You get a chain, but you must complete one or more missions each jump. The missions are as follows: >1.) Seduce a major plot relevant character away from a canonical romance >2.) Kill a major plot relevant character outside of circumstances where they would have died regardless >3.) Steal an important item, critical to either the plot or the entire setting, preventing it from being used by anyone else until jump end >4.) Resolve the canon plot before the canon protagonist would have >5.) Redeem a villain who either was not canonically redeemed, or do so before it would have occurred in the canon timeline. Alternatively, corrupt a hero who was not corrupted in the canon timeline. >6.) Change the entire world by introducing enough disruptive elements to negate the canon plotline and replace it with something more convoluted The conditions become more strict as your chain goes on. You might be required to do one specific mission or multiple per jump, the criteria of each might become more demanding.
>>188978 ...Sometimes I realize I'm not paying attention to realize Val is back. Huh. Nice to see you back around, in any case. >>189028 The coolest thing to do in any gender imbalanced world is to use SCIENCE! to fix whatever is causing the gender imbalance to a more reasonable level and cause societal chaos now that they actually have to deal with a more normal ratio. But that's just my desire to fix up settings interweaving with my desire to rampage and cause major societal changes which no one can stop, even if its for their own good. >>189048 This is basically what I try to do anyway, considering that I try to follow the 'Jumpchan gets bored of you doing nothing' thing that was originally implied, though these rules would make it a pain to get a vacation. I still would go for it.
>>189047 Every woman is either too horny, the men are groomed by their family and the family will not let them talk to anyone else, women are constantly trying to rape them. The men cannot go anywhere alone, even the bathroom and they have to make monthly trips tot he sperm bank. Having a son is winning the lottery as the family gets a govt stipend. The men are not eve allowed outside to exercise because someone might try and capture them.
>>189043 For the most part they were afraid for him. Guys are very reclusive, as they get pampered but also treated like sex objects by literally everyone (even sou's mom remarks that men can easily live well without having to work by some certain things). Since Sou acts like are more or less normal guy by his og earth standards, all girls see him as a fantasy guy, lol. Except maybe Miku who literally fell for his musk (ie, normal man's libido). >>189043 >a Blackfire showing up pissed because she found out that Starfire was pregnant before her Hilarious. And yes, it most confrontations would have them awkwardly try to flirt or acting like femcels instead of giving muh badly understood morality speeches. which makes the setting like 30000% better already. >>189046 無理ぽ to ポジ
>>189048 Question: for the first one, are you saying steal someone away from their canon romantic partner, or seduce them so that the canon romance never forms?
>>189048 I can do all of these in a superhero setting. I could Marry Aunt May so she wouldn't marry Doc Oc. Then make her young and fit and immune to mundane bullets.
Jumpmake strim done. I'll push the Leviathan Trilogy update to the drive tomorrow after there's been some time for more people to look at it.
>>189052 Either or for the early chain, in the late chain it might be one specific person at a specific time frame under specific circumstances.
>>189045 In my OPINION that perk is equal to Vox Populi in rate and contribution…except it’s much, much easier to keep charging and you definitely don’t need any kind of approval. Just sin. So if Vox had it he wouldn’t need to keep track of his ratings, he’d probably have surpassed Alastor and reached his final form before Alastor dropped off the map for seven years. This also means naturally it’s much easier to keep the powerboost unlike Vox who was visibly getting it thrashed out of him as people were seeing his strongest sinner claim get BTFO on live TV. Because of Hazbin being Hazbin, I have no faith the show won’t suddenly declare Roo is a universe level threat and then show her being defeated by getting hit with a mad science Kryptonite of Evil ray. Or being sung at by Charlie until she shrinks into nothingness. Or getting redeemed and sent to Heaven. So. I prefer not to jump to conclusions about it until such time as I have to.
>>189054 Thanks for the stream.
>>189011 I helped one of my companions get a waifu of his own, because that's what bros do for bros. I'm not going to let my homies be lonely and miserable when I've got a waifu.
>>189050 Don't forget there are areas of the city specially for men to live in, and that going out of these zones is very dangerous (in fact when the family tries to tell that to sou the tv news talk about how yet again some dude got molested/raped by a bunch of girls when he went to the store)
>>189059 Not just some dude - a middle-aged salary man got molested by a bunch of JKs.
>>189060 >1:39 takes place in kivotos deepest lore
>>188702 That's Sensei's ass in the edit.
>>189055 In that case, I'll take the chain. Hopefully by the late chain where the requirements get stricter I can aim for jumps where the only people I NTR are those who deserve it.
>>189048 >The conditions become more strict as your chain goes on. You might be required to do one specific mission or multiple per jump, the criteria of each might become more demanding. Don't like how arbitrary this feels, but yes I'll take it. A chain's a chain.
>>189048 >You get a chain, but you must complete one or more missions each jump. The missions are as follows: I take it. 1d8 = 2 1-DxD 2-139 3-Arifureta 4- Raildex OT 5-Isekai at Peace 6-Harem kingdom 7-Omamori Himari 8-Eiyuu Senki
>>188550 Thanks bruv.
>>188937 Yeah, but I find it hot when busty gals fight over me, so it's okay.
>>189060 How can a middle aged man possibly have a job in such a world? Wouldn't he just get raped by his boss and coworkers?
>>188552 Why do the angels cosplay as demons
My computer's HDMI port died, so now I'm back to using a VGA port. Holy hell, I forgot how washed out dark things look on VGA
>>189068 That's directly in the job description
>>189068 It's possible he primarily worked with other men, though it's not really explained in-universe; it's mostly just an aside to emphasize how horny all the women of the world are.
>>189051 >Hilarious. And yes, it most confrontations would have them awkwardly try to flirt or acting like femcels instead of giving muh badly understood morality speeches. which makes the setting like 30000% better already. I like this. Because 1:39 has this thing that the bigger a woman's tits are the more horny and violent they tend to be, Try being a normal man and having to convince Power Girl that her tits are wonderful and nothing to feel ashamed of. Now, if Jumper is a known person from another world, I could see PG trying to use the fact she is also from another world to move in closer to the man. If this PG comes from another world with a normal gender ratio or a different ratio would would change a lot. Like, if she was from a normal world, she would be more chill about it all, but that would also cause jealousy from the other women, which could be funny. Much the the school needing men around to train women, I could see the JL needing at least one guy around for the women to be use to and not go insane in the wild when saving people. That way jumper could be the living sacrifice that most would think would suffer. All the while jumper is just geeking out and having fun with all the heroes he knows.And the women are freaking out because this guy is happy to see them, but who is top in this weird harem. He looked at Batgirl the other day, but he also Talked to both Fire and Ice. But, speaking of femcels and feminists, I wonder how fast the Amazons would break meeting a real man?
>>189073 >But, speaking of femcels and feminists, I wonder how fast the Amazons would break meeting a real man? They'd probably blue screen while their female instincts and cultivated misandry fight it out.
>>189069 probably as a way to mock them or strike fear into them, kind of like how gargoyles scare away evil spirits.
>>189069 Because they're cu-ray-zee!!
>>189062 It's a lady in the original.
>>189073 I had this dumb idea that in a RSM version of Themiscyra there's an explicit loophole in the 'no men allowed' rule that would let a man enter, if he claimed all the women of the island as his own. He would not be allowed back off the island until this has been consummated.
>>189074 One lesbian has an internal battler between her lesbian side, her woman side demanding breeding, her pervert side that wanted dick and the side that wanted to become a slave of MC to sniff his smell. I can see the Amazon civil war. Some fighting against the corruption of males, while others are trying to capture them and toss them at the man's feet so they can learn ad be bred. >>189078 I always wondered if a small boy about 5 years old would be allowed on the island. He is not yet a full man.
>>189079 >I always wondered if a small boy about 5 years old would be allowed on the island. He is not yet a full man. Canonically the amazons would originally throw male infants into the sea, until later they started trading them as slaves to Hephaestus for weapons. The forge god didn't actually want any slaves, he was just horrified at all the babies being killed.
>>189078 Would Themiscrya even change in an RSM world? It's not like the Amazons need to reproduce, seeing as they are all on-paper immortal. Probably the most that would change is that they would probably be more generally xenophobic, as the crimes of the world would be based on the women of the world, and the only way to block that is to ban women. Either that, or you have to genderbend all the Amazons, which essentially keeps the dynamic.
>>189043 >His class is afraid of him and freaks out when he tries talking to them Are you taking Sou's PoV seriously?
>>189081 >Either that, or you have to genderbend all the Amazons, which essentially keeps the dynamic. That happens with Dane/Wonderman in one DC universe that gender swaps everyone, naturally this version of things actually portrays the dumb shit amazons do as actually being bad.
>>189081 I can honestly see the Amazons being all for this new world where women rule everything and the males are all slaves in every way but name. >>189082 I know Sou is a dense fucker that cannot see the warnings when people openly tell him of them.
>>189069 subtle social commentary by vivziepop
>>189084 Yeah, it's one of the things some comic writers have finally had to say, "hey, this is kind of fucked up." >>189085 I mean, you have to account that this shit is retroactive. While the OG Amazons might approve of the sudden change, the new timeline's Amazons are going to have different perspectives, and since they are still likely to be isolated from the world, they have to blame someone for it. Of course, in a world where they are not isolationist, they are still unlikely to be going after men, unless you really want to enforce the tropes on them, which is just less interesting.
>>189085 I'm just saying part of that description was inaccurate. Sou thinks his classmates might be scared of him, but they very much aren't, and never were. Prior to meeting him they were joking about raping him, and when he finally showed up they switched gears to trying to marry him.
>>189089 Oh, and one of the girls tells him that as part of the program the women have to harden their hearts and are afraid of falling for a man only to be rejected.
>>189006 Combine it with Out of Cruel Space. Now the gender ratio is 1:39 instead of 1:100.
Any jumps where I can purchase a bunch of attractive slaves to start a new colony with? Pic for attentions
Man I love 1:39 talk
>>189091 What about 1:3900
>>189094 What about 1:39^100?
>>189092 DearS nets you a spaceship with 500. Aladdin and Sword And Sorcery gives 40 people. Baalbuddy gives 1 per 1CP
>>189095 So e+159
>>189056 >This also means naturally it’s much easier to keep the powerboost unlike Vox who was visibly getting it thrashed out of him as people were seeing his strongest sinner claim get BTFO on live TV Probably didn't help that he also killed a lot of viewers during the JJK fight and the Lucifer powered cannon.
>>189038 I'd argue that wouldn't count because you still need to get the ring first before you get any powers. >>189080 >The forge god didn't actually want any slaves, he was just horrified at all the babies being killed. tfw the Greek God is horrified at how terrible you are acting. >>189092 that new JJK Edo Period jump has a 200cp item, which is discounted to femboys and presumably can be purchased multiple times, where each purchase gives you 100 super hot women that all want to marry you and don't mind sharing. There's also an option in iirc Goblin Slayer where you can just purchase a bunch of slaves and you'll regularly get replacements if something happens to them.
>>189087 It would be interesting to see the Amazons try to reenter the world with Wonder Woman just to be confused how women could be seen as bad and violent. Total mind fuck for them as they try to rationalize how anything a woman does can be bad.
>>189093 >Ostensibly lesbian in love with another woman >Get hugged once >Fall into a mental realm and has to fight off a horny version of herself >Another her shows up, it's the embodiment of her prior feelings >Actually that version of her gave up those feelings and is also horny, just responsible with her disposable income >Later when she's hugged again this happens again but there's a third angelic one who seems to be a growing yandere tendency This bitch's character arc was fucking insane.
>>189097 On the one hand, this wouldn't work mechanically due to it being almost certain that any given planet would have no men at all. On the other hand, horni and harems.
Welp, going to head to bed now. Have a good night, thread.
>>189101 1:39 just sounds like The Ballad of Bonkers Bitches to me.
>>188996 The notes section under the Behemoth still says this - You’d at least need the Mechanik side version of Finding Breakthroughs, years of work, a great deal of funding, and more than a little luck. When that perk / option is no longer in the jump now that you've split Boffin into two different origins.
>>189101 >This bitch's character arc was fucking insane. You forgot how her horny sides plotted together to have her agree to seek sou proactively Or how she was muttering the whole battle (dialogues and everything) while in class Then again the other supposed lesbian also died to hug
>>189104 IT is a very slow read. YOu go through a page of people talking, followed by a page of the internal thoughts of each and every character shown getting their own page.
>>189104 So... Women?
>>189105 Fixed.
>>189103 Night, LD.
>>189108 You think you're hilarious, don't you?
>>189028 I like to do a historical/archaeological deep dive in worlds like that to see how they managed to end up in a world somewhat similar to ours despite everything. History would be wildly divergent.
>>188974 >disallow something arbitrarily >pesson rails against this >this is shitposting YOU violated the NAP, not me. There is nothing I could have done or still do which would be unjustified. If I kidnapped you all and stuck your dicks in SAW traps, I would be 100% justified.
Warn: Drop it.
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>>189113 >violence is based, actually Not as based as you, friend
>>189114 Ric, please don't encourage him while he's crashing out.
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FUCKING FIGHT ME, DEAR JANNY COME TO TRY AND CATCH THESE HANDS YOU DON'T WANT ALL OF THIS SMOKE ON MY RED PILLS I'LL MAKE YOU CHOKE DESTROY THESE FUCKING RETARDS LET THEM TASTE THE STING OF CRINGE LET JUMPCHAIN BE OURS AND OURS ALONE RETARDS FUCKING RETARDS NOW JANNY ITS YOUR TURN CHOOSE US OR THE LIARS BE BASED OR YOU WILL DIEEEEEEE https://youtu.be/VrFMoWrEfK0?si=G3FnJCq9eUBSfG5V
24h Dungeon: No Chill.
Every time DDAnon almost has people on his side, he turns around and shotguns himself in the dick hard enough to remind everyone why he was turned down. Fucking pottery.
Warn: You should drop it too.
Currently watching a video on Stretch Panic. The massive boob ladies have helicopter tits that spin like Tails' tails.
>>189117 DD basically never grew up from being the edgy kid in school who would swear at the teacher randomly because it was the "cool" thing to do.
>>189116 I'm not a retard
>>189117 DDAnon, the Equilibrious Beast.
I find it extremely funny when people identify with or as Frollo.
>>189122 The repressed priest that got so horny he became a deranged monster?
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>>189123 I think he means the hobbit
>>189123 Yes. He has a cool song, but he has to be among the most pathetic of Disney Villains. >>189124 No Ric.
>>189125 >No Ric. I'm gomenasorry.
>>189126 Apologise by jumpmaking
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>>189127 I refuse Also I'm tired, goodnight my nikkas
>>189128 Goodnight
How many superheroes have cat themed hoe supervillains that use their feminine charms to trick and escape the hero and the hero uncharacteristically falls for it every time?
>>189130 At least two, which would be weird if DC and Marvel didn't copy each other so much.
Final, final changelog: >Clarified Small Friends are followers >Fixed a brief glitch where Jumpers could collapse Hell under infinite imps prior to making clear applying sufficient discounts to the demon species option only offers ONE free, with subsequent purchases of the formerly free race being 50 CP each >Added 50 CP modifiers to Circus Sideshow to let it collect souls the normal and vague Hazbin way, and the right to set your own conditions based on a short Hazbin-style ritual >Updated a drawback in the salvation for eyes jump that apparently didn't copy right >Pilot Princess also got yunyun'd in the white jump so she's there now too >Shuffled text and pics around for neatness' sake And that's that. Now I can finally get back to buildmaking. And Mortasheen. And- >>188482 -OI ARGENT all the Infernal Charms are out so after a little more handwringing I should be able to finalise the E5 ORT Infernal build. D'you want to select an Odour Paranorman gladiator to challenge the textual manifestation of my sunk cost fallacy into levelling Kukulkan to 120, or do you want to wait for Ligier's statblock to pop out on the 16th of December so I can guesstimate a Kukulkan build as the keystone of ORT's fledgling soul hierarchy? Keep in mind if you select a universe-wiping dude or something, in 3e while much more limited overall PDs automatically scale to uncountable damage. >Chapter 5 >no fox sex Did...did they not pay attention to how the animal-kid-monsters do NOT have the MC's best interests at heart? There is no fox sex at the end of THAT tunnel. Only the darkness and cold of the Russian winter, and hungry teeth in the night.
Also 8chan just jams if I try to post both versions of the jump at once. Woe is me, truly the first of first world problems.
>>189132 Thanks for the jump, friend.
>>189036 Kingdom death monsters, a stat is insanity, and represent your detachment from reality, while it's main use is to let you mantain some modicum of stability and not kill yourself in front of the horribleness of the world it can do some special things jn the right condition.
>>189134 I'm just glad I'm finally out of Jumpmaking Silent Hill and can catch up with my chain's backlog and other things I actually enjoy without wanting to punch something.
>>189136 Looking forward to your next jump, friend. :)
I just spent most of the day reading like six full pages of a planquest my brain hurts
>>189137 Hope you enjoy genetic engineering!
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>>189138 oh I meant to ask you guys how your night is going, my bad so how is your night going
>>189140 Watching the Ashes.
>>189138 >>189140 Fighting sleep, fiddling with my chain, watching youtube.
>>189140 I've done nothing productive. Feeling pretty good
>>188911 >NTA, but wasn't there something about a dude being immune to it because he had reversed organs? Anon that was solved by Ken just mirroring the moves he does. >>189056 So having king engine from one punch man and the approval perk would make you powerlevel by snowballing your rep out op proportion every time an Extermination rolls around?
>>189140 I just forced myself to read through all of Eiken because it came up in my random roll list. It was 142 chapters of the most concentrated dogshit I've ever read. I'm disappointed in myself for wasting some of my limited time on this Earth reading it. But aside from that, the night is going well enough I guess.
>>189133 Funny enough, the note on the updated Hellbent about it possibly being eldritch forces you're facing reminds me of how I had the idea for Angel Jumper nearly having a stroke from how fucking stupid everyone is during the Trial and needing to kill some eldritch monsters for stress relief during the recess. So the idea of eldritch forces trying to pick a fight with Jumper, only to end up biting way more than they can chew, amuses me. >Jumper: "THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T KNOW WHAT QUALIFIES SOMEONE FOR GOING TO HEAVEN?! OF COURSE WE FUCKING KNOW! EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT!" >Some poor eldritch son of a bitch: "What are you even talking about?!" >Jumper: "And Adam won't shut the fuck up, won't respect the dignity of a fucking trial, Sera can't keep the court in order, Emily's going through seven counts of disillusionment, and why the FUCK IS EVERYONE CONSTANTLY SINGING?!" I also find it funny that the Heaven version of the 600cp drawback is facing six other Sins helping Satan or just Lucifer (and technically Charlie). Like yes, goofy duck-obsessed autist he might be, Lucifer is 100% worth six or seven Sins. Now to figure out if I should use the canon Sins, other than Lucifer, or make Sins up using things like Vainglory and other previously major Sins that got folded into the now Seven Deadly Sins instead. >>189140 It's okay anon, I appreciate you and I hope your brain hurts less. My night's going well, going to get some sleep at a fairly reasonable time for once, which is always nice.
>>189145 Technically? Keep in mind it is a relatively slow drip though. While Vox legitimately stands head and shoulders above the other Vees even before he achieves his final form it still takes humiliating Lucifer in public, rallying the Pride ring with promises of making Hell great again by taking over Heaven, getting every Overlord except Alastor and Zestial on his team, AND having Charlie endorse him on live TV. Just to get barely powerful enough to break Alastor's deal. And Alastor STILL proceeds to beat him out of said final form, lay him out on the ground and rip into him before Shock.wav saves his ass. >>189147 Clearly the eldritch horrors' true danger is using their vast cosmic knowledge to point out even stupider things that have happened over the Hellaverse's history, inflicting heavy SAN damage from knowledge of things like how Dickmaster somehow convinced Sera to allow the exterminations and how Lilith is simultaneously this big secret Sera lets live rent free on a beech but also accessible enough Lute can just pop in to see her whenever.
>>189141 ...what ashes? >>189142 sleep >>189143 those are good days >>189146 >Eiken The big tiddy one? Don't forget to watch the anime. >>189147 >sleep at a reasonable time I keep meaning to do that but stay awake to like 5AM.
>>189149 >sleep Not yet, trying to maintain my sleep schedule.
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>>189132 Could you also add a female Stolas companion?
>>189151 I have no idea what cricket is
>>189152 >pic Isn't this what happened in Yoro's chain?
>>189152 No. Not gay enough.
>>189153 It's what is keeping me from jump making right now.
>>188817 How much would it need to be scaled back to be 400?
>>189154 Nah, he still stayed a guy. He did become an owl though.
>>189149 >Don't forget to watch the anime. The manga was already terrible enough, I don't think I need to pile on the equally shitty looking anime.
>>189155 Isn't that a good thing?
>>189158 To the level of the canon clone technique
>>189148 Does give the funny image that, while everyone else is doing canon things, Jumper is going full Doomslayer on the eldritch horrors, his rage ever increasing from how stupid people are. Jumper is totally fine with the whole Hotel redemption thing, even if he has to painstakingly explain that people like Angel Dust are in Hell because they needed to act like a decent person when they were alive to go to Heaven, even if him acting like that in Hell is a good sign for rehabilitation. It's just how much of a fucking chore everyone makes it to do anything that drives him batty. So the canon cast has their emotional events and care bear stares and Jumper is therapeutically chocking Cthulhu to true death with his own tentacles.
>>189162 How many for 600cp then?
>>189164 Up to 50, then maybe up to 100 if you really push it I guess
>>189165 I'll stick with the 800cp version then, thanks Psycho.
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>>189132 >>189133 >Hella >Saved, Heaven, Old Hand >Race >Fallen Golden Angel (1000 CP) >Perks >Magical Malarky >The Show Must Go On! >Game Face >Angel's Flight >Dominis Ignis Vindictus (200 CP) >Best Fuckin’ Lay In Any Given Ring (100 CP) >CLEAN IT UP (200 CP) >Whatever It Takes >Dance Choreography Mentor (100 CP) >Retired Monster (200 CP) >Stick It To The Man (200 CP) >Stuff >Hellphone >New Friends >Hell Is Forever (100 CP) >GIVE ME LIFE - Transponder Fairies >Pilot Princess (50 CP) >Yikes >Dirty Healings (+0 CP) >Little Yellow Temptations (+50 CP) >AYY I’M SHOOTIN’ OVAH HEAH (+100 CP) >[理解できない音] (+100 CP) >Bullish Assassination Economy (+200 CP) >I AM THE MASTERMIND (+200 CP) >Exit Pursued By A Shark (+200 CP) >Hellbent (+300) Hebrew nonsense Kadmon build inspired by the Exorcist posts. Codename: AK47, Silent Assassin. Killing off the spin-off cast for 50 bucks and a blowie. Do instant noodles fit for Little Yellow Temptations? That feels perfectly perpendicular to Laios and the Lion. Professional Distraction in the non eye rape version says "causing a seen" and Bad With Us has a few words missing before blithering incompetents. I think you also forgot to put in the fanfic drawback into that one.
I need a random waifu from semi-recent vidya, preferably not a gacha.
>>189165 >>189166 (me) Actually i'll keep it at the 600cp version to save on perks.
>>189168 2B seems like a good pick.
>>189170 Nier Automata came out almost a decade ago
>>189170 is good, but can't use. please pick again.
>>189172 The rabbit mask girl from Reanimal.
>>189168 Have you tried looking in the hit 2025 video game Concord™?
I have a confession. I've literally never watched Hellsing.
>>189168 Six from Little Nightmares.
>>189175 Me neither.
>>189175 I've only ever watched the abridged version.
>>189175 A vast majority of the fags regurgitating Hellsing Abridged memes haven't watched it either.
>>189175 It's an edgelord's buffet, and very fun. These vampires shoot the shit out of people with very large guns.
>>189178 I saw an AMV of it back in the Limewire era, it was an intentionally sabotaged version of a dude's srs bsns Bring me to Life AMV and started by saying the original creator sucked girldick That really stuck with me.
>>189178 I'm pretty sure the Abridged version cuts out Alucard hallucinating Bruce Willis ranting about European movies, which is sad.
>>189182 I think the abridged version completely lost the plot when it started as pure gags and later had several moments of taking itself way too seriously.
>>189179 Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
>>189183 >and later had several moments of taking itself way too seriously I mean, they all do that.
>>189185 They better knock it off.
>>189183 I just assume that's what happens after spending years making a joke parody of something.
>>189186 To be fair when you start to put great amounts of effort, love and emotional investment into something you tend to take it seriously at a certain point.
Two questions. One, do we have a perk to let you give copies of your powers to people you possess or otherwise assume direct control of? Two, we got any settings where "let me wear your body like a cheap suit for a month and I'll give you superpowers on the way out" is a deal people wouldn't immediately write off as the ravings of a lunatic?
>>189184 So true bestie. Make None Piece and Dumb Piece jumps.
Jump when?
>>189191 Went to dogshit because LK became a wokescold.
>>189192 I'm surprised he hasn't deleted all the episodes with Shadi in them because of all the jew jokes
>>189194 They make him money, I guess.
>>189174 The fuck is a concord? >>189176 never heard of it.
>>189183 In hindsight the writing on the wall might've been when TFS ran an abridged series contest and the fan votes turned out to be completely opposite their own votes and shit just worsened from then until eventually they got bodied by Bojack Pirateman.
How much do you think a Jumper with Rex's powers from Generator Rex could run rough shot on Cyberpunk 2077/Neon Dreams of Organic Toys?
>>189199 Depends, did you keep the Meta-Nanites and remain a god?
>>189189 Maybe Supernatural as a Demon with the crossroad perk. As a Demon you can freely possess bodies, and the crossroad perk lets you form magical contracts with people which in canon can be used to achieve effects beyond what a Demon can do on their own.
>>189196 >The fuck is a concord? An absurdly expensive to make game so revolutionary that it was shut down after only 12 days, known for it's truly breathtaking character designs and well thought out lore and character backstories.
Good morning guys.
>>189155 Can you add a Fatass Femboy Stolas?
>>189198 >until eventually they got bodied by Bojack Pirateman How?
>>189198 NTA, but conisdering this shit? >https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nims2Hwl-5E I'm glad Bojack fucking murdered it if this was going to be the Buu saga
>>189191 Generic TCG Anime is basically already YGOTAS. >>189194 1. They're 'acceptable targets'. 2. Instead of redoing them he just had a disclaimer on the Youtube videos that they didn't reflect his views. Which is honestly preferable to the alternative.
>>189205 Unnecessary, Stolas is already effectively a femboy and his shadow owl form is fat.
>>189201 You're still absolutely terrifying, then, but not literally invincible. Dodging bullets at point-blank range, cracking concrete with a punch without tapping into your nanites, and doing backflips on a moving train already make you a scary combatant. Now combine that with the manifesting all kinds of machines from your body at will, having a vague danger sense, passive healing factor and adaptation (remember that Rex's nanites auto-delete any tracker planted on him), surviving the G-forces of the Space Elevator, getting thrown through concrete walls without a scratch, and of course interfacing with machines through your nanites to understand, control, and reprogram them on a scale as large as the Providence base? Yeah, you're scary. None of this will give you any real social power, but that's what jamming your hand into Adam Smasher's gut and shutting off all his chrome without so much as a quickhack is for. Oh, and good luck to anyone who tries to hack you, your nanites are not going to take that lying down. Then there's the specific machines. Smack Hands and Punk Busters are nothing too special, but the Boogie Pack lets you fly a hundred miles in a few minutes, the Slam Cannon is an actual cannon that uses the ground as ammo and you can produce whenever you want, the Rex Ride lets you hit 200mph on vertical surfaces as well as the road, the BFS is indeed a Big Fat Sword (and a battle saw), the Bad Axes can slice a fighter jet in half in one stroke, the Funchucks can divert heat-seeking rockets, and the Block Party will let you shrug off just about anything anyone's going to be shooting at you.
>>189168 Malevola from Dispatch
>>189204 hallo
>>188983 Doctor good ric.
>>189205 I have heard that the Hellaverse(?) has a decent variety of femboys, is it worth having to deal with the rest of the show just to see them?
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>>189209 I know Stolas beats Alastor according to Vivsie but how do each of them compare to the average Goetia?
>>189210 Sounds perfect, I think i'll run with that for my next short chain, thanks anon.
>>189214 Why do you expect me to know? I only know the porn, I've never watched the actual show. Ask Shard.
>>189217 I assumed based on your question to Shard Nyanko. >>189209 >>189214
>>189218 >I assumed based on your question to Shard Nyanko. I am well versed in porn, not in truth. I can offer you only horny.
>>189216 No problem. Do be careful not to get actually nuked, mind you. I'm not sure even the Omega-1 Nanite can pull you back from that, but it's been ages since I saw Generator Rex so maybe it could and I just forgot the episode where it did something like that.
>>189214 >is X worth having to deal with the rest of the show No. Hell is legitimately supposed to be an awful, crime-ridden place that looks like the worst of Detroit and the most memed parts of LA barely held together by a bored giant dragon on a power trip and whatever order the Goetias (who mostly seem to bicker amongst each other for inheritances) and the Sins (who are often out partying) see fit to enforce. The "happy days are here again" songs in the Hellaverse are less about the world tangibly improving and more about either just going "yeah fuck it I'm a piece of shit AND THAT'S FUCKIN GREAT" or suddenly realising you're married to one of the most powerful being in the setting and counting on your sugar daddy/mommy to protect you from all the bad things in the world. >>189215 Completely untested, but based on the powerlevel chart Vivzie seems to think all things being equal the average Goetia shits on them in terms of raw magical power. In practice, I have a hard time imagining ANY of the jobber birds beating Alastor before he finds a way to put angel metal in them simply because of how hard Andrealphus got his ass kicked by fucking imps and minimal interference from Octavia. As for Stolas, he IS the average Goetia as far as I can tell in terms of magical capability, he is just completely fed up with his social position to the point of self-sabotaging.
>>189214 Also wartime tensions with Heaven will escalate during the events of Hazbin, and Vivzie's old doodles heavily imply a character that might be the literal root of all evil is eventually going to show up in S4. Of course, this being Hazbin there is also a non-zero chance Roo is going to end up redeemed, singing and dancing with everyone else during the show finale song.
>>189219 >>189221 >>189222 I'll just stick to the porn then.
>>189222 Is there any indication when the prequel comic and Helluva Boss set?
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How hard is it to actually "beat" your Jumper? What's the bare minimum someone would have to do to get a win condition off that kills you, seals you or makes you inactive/compromised enough that you can't do anything against them?
>>189225 Be a better skilled martial artist who's able to take what my Jumper is able to dish out, like Kuroki or those of his level from Kengan. It's pretty much early days in my main current chain so my Jumper's still relatively weak compared to where he will be in a number of decades.
>>189224 Sorry, none as far as I can tell. I would guess days to weeks given by the pilot Angel Dust is a regular guest at the Hotel but also considered kinda unreliable. Helluva Boss legitimately has no indicators. It could be happening simultaneously, and definitely seems to be somewhen in the same area of history at least. It could also be retconned into a year or two before Hazbin comfortably. >>189225 I am slowly but carefully eying the Dimensional Stalker Supplement and my notes for the opponent from it include things like "Can solo the DC writing team with metanarrative corruption that makes the Gentry look like a coughing baby next to a nuclear bomb" and "can retroactively screw up large swathes of history on an omniversal scale with something that is not a spiderweb but this is the closest analogy, and it's digestive process is actually something like the Flow of Calamity combined with the Super Spin into an infinitely scaling entropic breakdown of all systems" and "is basically like Mordred from The Dark Tower if he got a chance to grow up big and strong and somehow usurped his father" and "is that enough???"
I have come to realize that complaining about the current topic of discussion will only lead to something even worse being discussed. When it was Fate it was already bad enough, but a few namefags getting enamored with the FOTM means even this dogshit will take up half a thread.
>>189228 The solution is to introduce topics you want to talk about, and if they are interesting others will engage with them.
>>189225 In a fight my jumper's stat block is pretty much WoD Caine's statblock but he just vibes and if you're just trying to fight your win con is just to give up and let him go back to picking up chicks everywhere from the local bar to the divine bureaucracy.
>>189229 The problem is that niggas are talking about Hazbin Hotel, so I already know that's not even slightly a factor into what makes people want to talk about things here.
>>189231 Seen Predator: Badlands lately? Weird movie. Simultaneously very obviously corporate-regulated but also decent action sequences and there was a genuine attempt to keep the whole thing Predator-coded despite the inherent premise about it being a Predator learning about the power of friendship/pack hunting.
>>189231 If you don't have any points of commonality with the thread, if you have nothing to say that others will respond to, then unironically why even care what the thread talks about at that point?
>>189228 I don't really have a stake in this but I will say that opening the floodgates for Tumblr Hellafags into this thread was probably a huge mistake. I might be wrong, I very seriously hope I am, but experience tells me that I'm probably not.
>>189232 I haven't seen it actually because I've never been much of a fan of the Alien/Predator franchise and it's affiliates. Plus I still get flashbacks to that old Alien jump that had that dumbass rule. Though it is the first movie in a long while that didn't inflict visceral disgust in my soul whenever I've seen a clip so I'm sure someone is doing something good over there. Speaking of which, is all of the modern stuff still part of the main franchise, and taking place in the same universe as the Jumps we currently have? >>189233 >Implying There's a pretty big jump from >"People will spend their time here talking about the dumbest dogshit just because it's trending And" >"Oh my God I have nothing in common with anyone or anything interesting to say!" If you feel offended that you have shit taste and enjoy a shit series, maybe accept that you enjoy what you enjoy, and stop being surprised people with brains don't want to hear about the Tumblr fanfiction of a 14 year old lesbian(?) being put to screen with basically nothing to do with Jumpchain in the discussion besides the mandatory minimum.
>>189235 I don't care for Hazbin anon, I've never watched it. I suggested that you introduce a new topic, and instead of doing so you took the chance to shit on the thing people are talking about - which if anything will only make people talk about it more.
>Code geass is getting another series >It's also getting a manga by the guy who did Gundam wing >It's also getting a musical for some reason Well I can't say I expected Code geass to get new shit but apparently they have a 10 year plan or some shit like that. Also anyone else wonder what the fuck was the chain of events that caused Pizza hut to exist in Code geass considering that should've been butterflied away from America losing the revolution?
>>189237 Why does Code Geass keep getting stuff? It wrapped up fairly coherently after the first series.
>>189237 Doesn't that show have like 3 different timelines and spinoffs? What exactly about it has people coming back? You'd think since the ending managed to not entirely fumble the bag that they'd be satisfied, but it's surprisingly one of the most enduring older animes.
Kinda thinking darker notes for new chain. >>189237 Reminds me of how there's that one language completely cut off from European root languages that just also happened to have the exact same word for dog. Sometimes weird coincidences find a way. >>189239 What is money, Trebek?
>>189241 I got distracted partway into that post. Basically just, last chain was very optimistic on the whole I think. I was working towards a brighter tomorrow and doing things I liked and things working out. Think I gotta go back to throwing myself in the meat grinder and thinking of myself in less than flattering ways.
>>189235 >Speaking of which, is all of the modern stuff still part of the main franchise, and taking place in the same universe as the Jumps we currently have? As far as I can tell Alien/Predator has always played things fast and loose with canon. Engineers used to be elephant-men, for example. Then Ridley retconned them into albino giants with a reverence for death founded on rejuvenating some kind of proto-Alien that was never actually explained in the damn movie. Predators were ritually hunting Aliens for thousands of years until it was retconned that David made the first proto-xenomorphs. Romulus revealed that injecting a pregnant woman with xenomorph juice results in an alien-human hybrid that looks a lot like an Engineer. The power of AUTISM! being harvested from humanity to make better Predators has never been brought up again, even though it would’ve explained why Dek is so scrawny looking. Nah he’s just a runt by Yautja standards. Basically yes it’s CURRENTLY part of the main franchise, yes it takes place in the same universe, but also the franchise itself is so inconsistent you may as well fanwank which parts are canon anyway for how good the people in charge are at keeping their shit straight. Though for what it’s worth, it is HIGHLY implied Badlands takes place in the far future of Romulus (and therefore the original Alien movies) because the idea humanity is dying out from not being really prepared for space colonisation/industrialising too fast doesn’t come up, and this is BY FAR the most competent and formidable Weyland-Yutani has ever been portrayed as.
>>189236 And my point is that new topics have never, and will never stop that shit. You quite literally had no response to this except "uh you have nothing in common with the thread!" and "well they're just gonna do it more!" Which kinda goes to prove the point that it doesn't matter what else is being discussed.
>>189240 The original was less good Death Note but with mecha stuff. Haven't watched the new stuff
Are items supposed to be discounted in the new Angel Beats jump?
>>189239 >>189240 >Why does Code Geass keep getting stuff? It wrapped up fairly coherently after the first series. Honestly I have no clue but the new shit going forward is using the movie trilogy that retcons a lot of stuff as the base. >Doesn't that show have like 3 different timelines and spinoffs? Yeah a lot actually some of the ones include >The one where Lelouch is a phantom theif where his geass is basically Kamui >The one where Nunally has geass and Rolo is a clone of Lelouch >The one where the psp game is canon
>>189243 Man, its exactly this type of shit that makes me hate ridley scott. Thank god i didn't have any hype for the alien series.
>>189243 I'm starting to realize I've absorbed way too much of this franchise without actually being a fan because all of this not only made sense to me, but none of this is new information except the parts about the Badlands movie. What is up with older franchises devolving into completely incoherent messes? Even Legends was more decisive than this shit.
>>189246 If the Jump doesn't say otherwise, and there's discounts for perks, then I'd imagine the Jumpmaker was just too tired to repeat themselves, or assumed that it was as usual. So I'd say yes, but I don't know if the Jumpmaker is some evil being from the Fourth dimension and doesn't want item discounts.
>>189237 Britannia is America, technically. The colonists lost the Revolutionary War but ironically the rise of Napoleon resulted in the aristocracy of Britain fleeing to the colonies and essentially making it their main territory, forming what would become the Holy Britannian Empire. So technically America did break off from Britain, it's just that it happened later and Britain at the time was ruled by Napoleon. So theoretically, Pizza Hut still arose in America. Or Britannia as it's known in Code Geass's timeline.
>>189244 >uh you have nothing in common with the thread Because you implied that you had nothing to say that would draw conversation. >well they're just gonna do it more Saying I don't like X is definitionally talking more about X. Either you get ignored, or people engage with your point, which would be talking more about X. >it doesn't matter what else is being discussed Topics shift all the time. We are in a fad phase because it is new thing + new jump. Talking about another topic at minimum makes it less of the thread proportionally, and realistically draws some from one topic to the other which reduces it. >will never stop Completely, sure. However, even though I have no interest in it, it is very clearly on topic, so it is cringe to want others to stop posting simply because I don't want to scroll. I've said what I have to say on the topic.
>>189248 Ridley Scott occupies the same sci-fi niche as James Cameron where he just relies on someone elses visual prowess and mystery boxes to hide the fact that if he's allowed to actually elaborate on his world it makes less sense than Fast and Furious.
Cloverfield was a good movie but I don't think it deserves a jump. Is there a generic Kaiju movie or something?
>>189250 I think that jump just had a single line of items.
>>189254 I think the Cloverfield monsters are also in the Godzilla Monsterverse.
>>189249 Corporate not understanding what made the original product so appealing but desperately wanting to turn a quick buck ASAP, generally speaking. Although to be fair, the Prometheus/Alien: Covenant shit is a special case where Ridley Scott lost his goddamn mind in old age and wanted to tell a story much smarter than he was prepared to. He went full Zach Snyder with contrived christ imagery to depict a story that basically amounts to “a robot with daddy issues decides to murderfuck humanity with alien bioweapons to feel superior after an existence of being shat on by old man Weyland during his doomed immortality quest” >>189248 I am genuinely fascinated by the downward spiral of Alien and Predator as franchises because this isn’t like the MCU or a certain animated franchise I am helping bury in the current topic because my sole goal for making a jump about it was to have an excuse to smack people and I hate the actual media rabidly where there is a very clear intentionality in terms of messaging or what kind of product is being sold. Alien/Predator genuinely feels like every time they put something out since the originals, they try to find a new ideas guy and come up with something new and interesting. The problem is by and large, legitimately all their ideas guys are just fucking shit and they’ve completely lost the people who could create the tension in the first few movies while thinking everything needs to be FLASHY and TEAM-ORIENTED to appeal to gen alpha. Well except for Romulus. It was genuinely okay for the first third, then the rest of the movie felt generated by chatGPT in terms of how closely it was trying to ape the original movies. At least the Offspring’s chase scene was genuinely unnerving and nightmare-like, even if it’s existence kind of took a big question mark-shaped shit on Alien lore.
>>189254 When a new horror movie comes out, I always fall back on the Generic Horror jump by stupid_dog to somehow interact with it.
>>189253 Perfect comment. Just watch the new Avatar 3 movie to see how Cameron is as incompetent as scott.
>>189257 Don't forget the alien series with PETER PAN analogies. Also, thank you for reminding me Zack Snyder is a hack. To this day i still can't make a Rebel Moon jump because i still remember how shitty the movie was.
>>189261 >Rebel Moon Reminder that it was originally supposed to be a Star wars film. Yeah the plot was so shitty even Disney era Star wars didn't want it.
>>189262 >>189262 Every single original project Zack Snyder made turned out to be absolutely crap. How Netflix invested 400 million on him is a mystery. I still can't handle the fact they made a director's cut for both movies because they expected rebel moon to be as popular as star wars so they had to make a version for children.
>>189261 See, my main takeaway from that one (and Badlands) is that whoever is in charge of the franchise is just DESPERATE to have an alien as iconic as the xenomorph/Yautja without being tethered to the same convoluted spasms of hunting lore/Weyland-Yutani bullshittery they are or the controversy of how intimidating their original portrayals were. Someone out there really wants to make like, that ceiling hugging maneater tree or the octopus parasite thing a big moneymaker in a movie without having to tap into Giger's psychosexual neurosis and scare normies. And look at the fucking Kallisk's baby form. That is blatantly designed to sell plushies.
>>189257 >or a certain animated franchise I am helping bury in the current topic because my sole goal for making a jump about it was to have an excuse to smack people and I hate the actual media rabidly This feels like a real good time to point you to this >>189167 >Professional Distraction in the non eye rape version says "causing a seen" and Bad With Us has a few words missing before blithering incompetents. I think you also forgot to put in the fanfic drawback into that one.
>>189262 I was tempted to make a Rebel Moon jump at one point, but then I heard part 3 was getting screwed in the pipeline and decided not to bother after the bizarre questions raised by the second movie. It takes a truly special lack of self-awareness to proudly go "no I don't think about why my not!Imperium has spaceships powered by coal but somehow managed to overpower and enslave cosmic goddesses as power sources, it just looked fucking cool in my head so I threw it in" and have a character reveal with zero context a dead princess is actually ALIVE with zero context as a stinger. >>189266 Fuck.
>>189261 That's actually one of the few scenarios where a setting is so fucking bad it's impossible to incorporate into Jumpchain because It's boring as fuck with nothing of interest in regards to a wider chain. Even if you did make the Jump, no one would actually use it because whatever kind of story you'd want to tell with it could be done with another document, and wouldn't require you to be versed in a story worth less than nothing. The only other examples I can think of are the Suggsverse, his zombie movie, and Yandere Simulator which really means Snyder has two counts of making unjumpable movies.
>>189267 One of the reasons i still won't make a rebel moon jump is exactly because of the fact Rebel Moon has no lore at all yet it has bullshit like that. Yes, my Star Wars OC universe has enslaved C'tans propelling the ships. How does all of that work? Fuck you
>>189269 Enslaved C'tans with giant tids. Enslaved C'tans who remember and forgive a random soldier, just because Snyder thought it would be HECKIN' KINO to have a TOUCHING SCENE where his warrior woman MC gets some closure about being a tool of the evil imperium. I want the kind of confidence it takes to worldbuild LIKE THAT and pitch it to a studio with a straight face.
>>189255 Ah, then in that case I'd probably say no.
You know, this makes me wonder, if you had sufficient power, couldn't you literally use the Chaos Gods as an infinite energy source?
>>189270 And the villains? They want grain bro That's why they don't firebomb the farmers bro. They want food bro. And the magic princess reincarnated. How? No one knows, fuck you.
>>189272 If you are superior to the Chaos Gods you are certainly atemporal and aphysical. Why do you need energy?
>>189272 >t. Zroni
Okay. Fixed. This is what I get for having the hubris to have 2 separate word docs instead of simply changing the color scheme. >>189273 >They want grain bro Small indie interstellar empire please understand, the fuckgrain planet is literally the only farmland in the entire fucking imperium.
>>189274 Because it would be really funny for one, and secondly because any extra infinite energy sources is a good thing to handwaved whatever bullshit I decide to pull later in the chain(I'm a bad writer). Plus I don't think you need to be entirely superior to them per se, just strong enough to bitchslap them into a pod and start juicing them by abusing perk synergy.
>>189273 >>189276 See this is how you can tell it isn't Star Wars. The Empire would totally just nuke the planet from orbit just to send a message, even if they needed the grain to eat.
>>189278 Another evidence it isn't star wars: Star Wars would never have a scene where all the characters sit at a table telling their backstories. And worse, all of them are exactly the same: and then the empire attacked and everyone died.
>>189274 >Why does God need a starship? >God looks up from building some incredibly obscure model starfighter
>>189251 >The dark secret of America is that it owes France for even existing Grim.
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Good morning my nikkas. Going to the doctor today. Please pray I don't end up in heavy debt.
>>189275 Let's be honest, the Emperor would totally be down to build an Aetherophasic Engine if you gave him the prints.
>>189282 Morning fren. I wish you well.
>>189264 Is that the Justice League guy?
>>189285 Yes. You also know him as the guy people keep talking every time they hate on the james gunn superman movie. Not like james gunn is any better.
>>189281 Fairly certain that's basically true irl.
If Jumper killed the Fire Daimyo and annexed the Land of Fire right after becoming Hokage when the Chunin Exams ends, how quickly do you guys think the Fourth Ninja World War would start? Do you think it would be immediate, or would at least one other Kage follow his lead?
>>189288 It wouldn't just be a ninja war at that point, it would be a dogpile of every country AND their ninjas all going after you.
>>189279 Like 50% sure that's already happened in the Sequels, Legends/EU, and every Disney Wars media since the Sequels.
>>189290 Man i miss star wars legends. Maybe one day i'll make a OC jump for Star Wars 1313
>>189170 Nta but I'm tired of seeing 2B in every fucking game as a collab character. I WILL NOT LIKE YOUR MID WAIFU, YOKO TARO. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO SHOVE HER ASS IN MY FACE
>>189292 You are not immune to propaganda.
>>189292 Excuse me, Yoko Taro? I will take this man's portion of 2B ass-in-face.
>>189168 Briggita from metaphor: Re fantazio and Saori from ninja gaiden 4
>>189292 This except Stranger Things crossing over with fucking everything. And Dead By Daylight sucking in everything.
>>189296 Stranger Things?
>>189295 That first lady is extremely cute; who is she?
>>189298 Anons says it in the post.
>>189299 It could be Saori. That said, I know nothing of either setting, so the question still applies; who is this lady, beyond her name (and the cute pic)?
>>189288 Did the sound/sand invasion happen as in canon? Because canonically Konoha lost half their Nina, making them extremely worried about appearing weak in fear of other countries taking advantage of the situation.
>>189300 >https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Brigitta_Lycaon Tldr: She's an orphaned, wealthy weapons merchant that came from the slumps, with a soft spot for her dog.
>>189272 No. Warp entities starve if cut off from new psychic energy from the living. That's how the Enslavers died after overrunning the materium.
I will cut up the Warp into smaller self contained chambers that can be accessed by gates or portals as to filter out the harmful corruption and bile of Chaos trapping it in baffles until I have fully recycled everything back into the Sea of Souls.
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>>189292 At least make real complaints about 2B like how she's just bait to trick gooners into playing a game where a femboy and malnourished murderhobo are the REAL main characters.
Nier androids are not waifus or husbandos.
>>189297 Huh when did you make your Robocop jump? I just stumbled upon it when browsing the Reddit folder
And I wake again >>189175 Same. While the character design seems interesting, a lot of times it sounds like its going to be a bit to edgy for my tastes. Not to mention that Alucard is likely a bit too OP throughout the series to maintain enough tension in the fights for me. >>189225 I actually don't tend to stack durability perks that much, so on paper it is very easy to kill me. On the filp side, since I am more than willing to abuse time travel and still have high attack power, if I see you coming and figure I can't kill you now, I WILL kill you in the past and split the difference. So, on paper, easy, but in practice, very hard. >>189264 I'm just glad the recent rumors about WB being sold to Saudi Arabia got disproved,as that dumb return of the Snyderverse rumor died out. ... Only to be replaced by one related to who ACTUALLY bought out WB. We just can't win with those guys. >>189272 Beyond sounding like a terrible idea in general, by the time you can use the Chaos Gods as an infinite energy source, you likely have ways of creating infinite energy anyway. >>189286 I mean, let's be fair to James Gunn. At least his movie doesn't seem full of its own shit.
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>>189307 It was one of my first jumps there, so months ago.
>>189308 For me it's all slop. I don't care if it's the saudis, netflix or gunn, i just want them to make more shit that will flop so i can feel happy that they are losing money.
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So in my Ultraman (Manga/Netflix) jump I was thinking of adding a companion based on Dan's evil twin Not actually it was just a alien using his twin's body. Part of me wants to keep it as is but another part of my brain is screaming "That's a reddit tier idea move it to the drawbacks retard".
>>189311 While wanting something to fail feels like a bit much for me, I will admit it's nice to see far fewer superhero movies now than in the last few years.
>>189225 Unless some perks do not actually work as written or there is some sort of limit to Jump-chan granted powers, there is factually no way to beat jumper. And with all the powercreep in recent years, this state is trivially easy to reach.
>>189314 >And with all the powercreep in recent years, this state is trivially easy to reach > recent years You are turning into dust in real time.
>>189315 Serious talk tho, everything that is older than 5 years old is no "recent years" no way.
>>189316 No way around it, sadly.
>>189289 That's actually even better. >>189301 Yes. It's kinda necessary for the plot because it's the catalyst for why Jumper can become Hokage, as well as kill Hiruzen personally with a ready made scapegoat available. There's also the fact that there's just a free Jinchuriki up for grabs, which helps lessen the plot contrivance for why the Sand Village is going to get annexed later too. From there it's just about killing the Daimyo by pointing out that the Sand Village are in their predicament because of the threat to security they pose to provoke a world war. I have some convoluted plot thought up about having overpowered Jumper kick the shit out of every village with a shadow clone army, but that's a lot less interesting than the political shitstorm that entire series of events would create, or trying to figure out which characters would immediately figure out Jumper is completely full of shit, and which Kage would go "hey why aren't we doing that?".
Night
>>189319 good night
>>189319 Sleep tight.
>>189318 None of the kage would try to follow suit with taking over their native country because they completely lack the funds and logistics for doing that. The ninja villages are all city states. The countries are run by actual governments with bureaucrats and militaries and taxation. Could they kill their local daimyo? Absolutely. That accomplishes nothing but completely destabilizing their own home turf though. The entirety of their local forces are measured in the thousands and that includes the absolute shitters of their military forces that are glorified errand boys which are also the majority. Have you seen the size of the Land of Fire? The Leaf simply cannot run all that. The only reason I haven't come in to tell you that you can't just bump off the daimyo and crown yourself god king is because I already know your out of Jump build shenanigans mean you almost certainly can for whatever reason. Under no circumstances is this possible to do for existing ninja villages however.
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[Stretch Panic] Humble Errand Girl (Free) Freak Out (900) Virtuous (700) Hippa Power (400) Heckle Jeckle (Free) Demon Scarf (100) Starry Sights (50) Lonely Club President (0) "Okay, so hear me out" I said, staring at the possessed girl showing me some kind of demonic song and dance routine, unintentionally giving me flashbacks to Malfeas, "Musicals" "-and I don't care if I need to borrow the power of a demon, I'm going to sing my heart out until, e-eh?" asked the small NEET before me. "In about 5-10 more years, people making music on the internet is about to really take off into a brand building endeavour" I said patiently. "In exactly 13 more years, a website called Patreon will enable payment transfers with relatively few restrictions. At first. I can accelerate that process with my vast, terrible cosmic powers and also my corporate contacts. Seriously, Kuki Corp is fucking absurd-nevermind, I'm getting off topic. The point is you've got talent and a visual gimmick that Vtubers will need a eye-catching avatar to compete with, I've got a multiversal conglomerate, together we can make sure you'll never go hungry again, and first we've got to get you some exposure. Keep doing what you're doing, just post it online. My people will ban the trolls" "...I don't follow, but t-thank you?" "Show me your pick of recordings later today. I've got an exorcism to undertake" I said. I paused as I left. Exorcisms. Demons. Musicals. A sudden and terrible feeling of immense anger washed over me for no discernible reason then passed just as quickly. How odd. 1/2 I came upon another disenfranchised little girl. I stared at her bleak home life and stubborn determination to rescue her sisters from a demonic transformation. This was a doomed individual who, despite my offers of adoption, stubbornly persisted in prolonging her own suffering. I saw no other option than to grant her damnation befitting her irrational determination. And so...I bestowed upon her a Solar Exaltation. Twilight, to be specific. Rigged to grant a starter pack of Occult wisdom. I told the girl that seeing how she was determined to break herself against reality warping demons, I had decided to lend her a world-killing superweapon to help her survive. She thanked me, then asked how to avoid killing the world while using it. I patiently explained it wasn't that kind of world-killing superweapon and that I had rigged it to trapping spirits (like demons) in little circles. The girl proceeded to speedrun the levels by spamming Spirit-Repelling Diagram over and over again, poofing demons out of other small girls, and then using Spirit-Cutting Attack to smack the living hell out of out of the demons before finishing them off with Ghost-Eating Technique. Instead of troubling herself with demonic puzzle boss nonsense I just taught her Integrity-Protecting Prana and Magic-Shattering Strike. She still solved most of the puzzles. It's just that when she was stumped, she had the option of just smashing the demons' trickets and physically beating up their magic. After the adventure, I noticed the girl had spared a lot of the demons by inventing an Occult Charm to keep the things around as thoroughly cowed familiars. At my suggestion, I put her in contact with Sad Little Girl #1 and offered to do the paperwork to set up a company. With Sad Little Girl #2's demonic roadies and Sad Little Girl #1's musical talents, I had everything I needed to set up a profitable internet sensation without the corruption of an actual idol agency, since my most trusted priests of Cecelyne were in charge of the paperwork. And that was that. Or it should have been, until I reflected on the defining things I had just experienced. Exorcisms. Demons. Musicals. "I have a sudden and foreboding dread of events in my near future" I told a puzzled Elodie. 2/2 >>188759 Whoops, late to this but sure, that's basically Vaggie.
>>189312 you're gonna have to give a bit more info on why unless you mean it's an evil twin that actually is just your enemy
>Here I am planning on rebuilding Uzu no Kuni by populating it with weird artificial people by a custom variant of a fanfic tier blood clone technique.
>>189312 So, like the rival from YuGiOh or the Rogue's Gallery from Batman The Animated Series?
>>189318 Just, you know, keep in mind the moon-destroying superweapon Kumo has in its back pocket. And fucking Doctor Gero lurking in the background somewhere. On the bright side, you have loli Madara if you can get to her.
>>189327 I know about the moon-destroying weapon but dr. gero?
>>189328 Boruto shit.
>>189327 >On the bright side, you have loli Madara if you can get to her. is that the retard from the games?
>>189324 Basically >>189326 but based on Dan's twin who was body jacked by an alien terrorist (not to be confused with the Ultraman Kaiju species Alien Terrorist) who showed up as an antagonist for the mass disappearance arc (Which is heavily changed for the second season of the anime)
>>189328 >but dr. gero? It says a lot about the state of Boruto that I can't really explain easily because I don't know which one to start with.
>>189330 Yes. Yes, it is.
>>189314 Counterpoint: All the perks that make you completely undefeatable in theory are boring as fuck.
>>189325 I read a fanfic about that a long time ago where Naruto ran away and created his own village. He proceeded to gaslight the entire ninja world into thinking it was a real village by just level grinding the Shadow Clone and Transformation Technique, including masquerading as its Kage, until actual ninja and missing-nin began filtering in and it became a legitimate ninja village without them even realizing they'd be completely duped.
>>189322 Yeah good point on the other Kage, I was really hoping there would be a Rasa tier retard among the other 3(4) that I was overlooking. I do however disagree on the "The Leaf can't run all of that" because they genuinely just could. The EIC could run India by the same principles, and they didn't have the benefit of actual superhumans capable of disguise and trained in espionage, and capable of crossing the entire country in a day. Even if they had just 1,000 Chunin, and 500 Jonin, they could project the force necessary, and we know their total number of ninja is at least 8-10k. All it takes is just killing anyone that doesn't agree, promoting anyone that does to take their place, and using the fact that Ninja can come together to pull off some bullshit like rebuilding an entire hidden village in less than two years and applying that to industries.
You know, it's really sad that whenever I see talk about Naruto and being Kage-level, my first thought is always along the lines of "why do you want to be so weak?" Then I remember that on paper, they are actually supposed to be the strongest in the Ninja world.
>>189337 Meanwhile I'm over here wondering why the hell people are debating kages when the Otsutsukis have completely left behind the original meta.
>>189336 The EIC didn't run India, anon. They just puppeteered existing regional powers.
>>189338 Boruto.
>>189337 I mean yeah they seem weak because of shit like most antagonist being genetic outliers and/or geniuses. Even Hiruzen despite being past his prime was enough to put Orochimaru on the backpedal and almost kill him.
>>189327 I actually specifically wouldn't have either of those be canon. Dr Gero because he's fucking stupid, and everything about him is stupid. Loli Madara because including her literally means Jumper doesn't have to be Hokage at all because Yachihoko would make the very few interesting parts of the stomp worthwhile. Jumper could just steal her eyes and map-paint in real time without even thinking about it. >>189339 ... Kinda what I was getting at. Killing the Daimyo=/=destroying all the infrastructure and people keeping it running.
There is also genjutsu mind control shit that could be used to smoothen the process.
>>189338 Because I want to take part in the time honored Naruto tradition of dogwalking the Kage.
>>189341 People tend to severely undersell Hiruzen. Despite being an old man way beyond his prime, he still effortlessly matched Orochimaru blow for blow and forced him to summon Hashirama, Tobirama, and even tried to summon Minato. And Hiruzen still was whooping his ass until he was forced to seal Hashirama and Tobirama at the cost of chunks of his soul. And even then he managed to effectively cripple Orochimaru and force him to flee at the cost of his own life. If Orochimaru had fought Hiruzen 1v1 he likely would've gotten his ass beat.
>>189338 I consider almost everything past Kaguya nil, so I don't worry about it.
>>189341 You know it's kinda crazy he almost died there. Either he didn't have his giant snake form yet, it needed a proper curse mark vessel, or Orochimaru actually let himself get caught off guard really badly. Considering his track record the last one is the most on-brand in my eyes.
>On one hand I want to watch Zero one again and make a jump for it >On the other My current jumps are moving at a glacial pace and I don't want to add the Reiwa curse to it.
>>189347 >Either he didn't have his giant snake form yet It was still on a cooldown iirc and besides he only uses it to transfer bodies. I don't think he wants to be an old man until he could swap bodies.
>>189349 He's talking about his Yamata no Orochi form, the one that Orochimaru transforms into after resurrecting from Sasuke's Cursed Seal during the fight with Itachi.
>>189318 The relationship of a Kage and the Daimyo is like the relationship between the Japanese Emperor and their Shogun. Even if the Mage were to effectively take over, it would be a lot more beneficial to keep the Daimyo around as a figurehead. Hell you could replace the 12 Guardians with Anbu loyal to the Hokage that constantly keep him in line, maybe even put him in a Genjutsu to control him.
>>189351 It's still funny as fuck to me that apparently you need the approval of the Fire Daimyo to become the Hokage but it never occurred to Danzo to just Kotoamatsukami that guy instead of trying to pull all the bullshit he did in canon.
>>189351 Yeah I get that, but the reason that dynamic was able to exist was because the Shogunate did not have superhuman mages, or the ability to be blowing fireballs at the age of 70. If they did the Dynasty would have changed far more frequently.
>>189352 Didn't he? I could have sworn that's how he actually got the seat.
>>189352 > just Kotoamatsukami >just These have gigantic cooldown and each use is super-valuable.
>>189354 No, he persuaded him normally. And he only did that after Tsunade was taken out during Pain's invasion. You'd think he would have fucking done it after Hiruzen died.
>>189336 All the ninja in the leaf village stretching themselves thin for a period of at least several months (but likely longer) amassing funds from missions and rebuilding could rebuild one ninja village after an invasion that lasted several hours tops after two years. That is not a country level flex. This plan also relies on the total force of the Leaf Village being used to reorganize their own backyard to micromanage, investigate officials, and enforce the regime change with multiple hostile powers on the borders that can either just charge in and start attacking immediately since everyone of value is being sent away from the village, or just go in guerilla warfare style by assassinating the Chunin and Jonin being sent here and there and everywhere. While the ninja are out enforcing the regime they're not training, they're not mentoring, they're not making money. People need to get fucking paid. Where do the funds come from? Obviously since nobody is doing missions it must be coming out of the Fire Country's treasury, but as those funds were meant to be allocated elsewhere there's going to be further budgetary issues. Corruption is going to be everywhere since open rebellion is condemned with death and while ninja will find out they can't watch every city and village in an area of that scale all the time. This also relies on all the Leaf Ninja just going with this spontaneous, unnecessary, brutal conquest which some of them would and some of them would not, like at all. Like again I'm sure you can smooth this out but in-world this is a dogshit plan for any of the ninja villages as they exist.
>>189355 Hashirama Cells bro. I'm pretty sure Danzo had a cooldown of like an hour. If you're not Shisui and don't have Godshirama cells you're getting that long cool down cuckery.
When in doubt use Edo Tensei.
>>189354 >Didn't he? I could have sworn that's how he actually got the seat. IIRC he was just a place holder hokage until either Tsunade got better or a new one was picked >>189355 He also has Hashirama cell bs which cut down the time to a single day. Not to mention that seems to a a problem for anyone not named Shisui since he canonically had Kotoamatsukami shorter than the decade long cooldown but used that shit enough to where AO knew about it.
I actually do need to leave but I hope you guys have fun with this.
Finally found that one teaching perk I was looking for a couple weeks back, the one I wanted to use to teach people how to move around like a Sonic Character. Turns out it's from the original Generic Xianxia
>>189358 >>189360 Fuck if I know then.
>>189353 The 'right to rule' is still something that actually affects things, all across the land of fire it would impact the relationship to nobles, rich people and pretty much any power structures, not necessarily insurmountable, but certainly something to take into account. Not to mention that the Daimyo has his own Shinobi servants as well as the funds to hire foreign Shinobi. Like we know that the Wind Daimyo frequently hired Konoha for example, so if Suna was in open rebellion he could just hire Konoha to put them back in line.
>>189358 Nta, but the cooldown for Danuo was a single day. Though there is no implication that it was shorter for Shisui, at bests it's a semi-popular fan theory.
>>189365 >Though there is no implication that it was shorter for Shisui If Kotoamatsukami's decade long cooldown applied to Shisui then he would've only used it one time since he had his MS shorter than the cooldown time and he was planning on using it to stop the coup.
>>189355 I'm so tired of this meme. Kotoamatsukami doesn't have a "cooldown". It's not an MMO ability, it doesn't have an arbitrary length of time where you cannot use it. Itachi says that he can't use Shisui's eye which is implanted into his crow again for ten years and that Hashirama cells can shorten that time period. Kotoamatsukami does not have a "cooldown." It has, just like every Mangekyo ability, a recovery period. We see the consequences of this with Itachi and Sasuke. Itachi has spent literally ten years carefully rationing his Mangekyou, activating the abilities one at a time and then carefully giving his eyes time to recover from the strain. A Mangekyo is functionally overclocking your eyeballs way beyond their specifications which places enormous strain on them, particularly when using Susanoo which is stated to be the most stressful ability of the Sharingan. On the other hand, we see the juxtaposition with Sasuke where he just irresponsibly spans Amaterasu and Kagutsuchi constantly from pretty much the instant he gets the Mangekyo. And, of course, he goes blind within literally a couple of months because he's not giving his eye time to actually recuperate. Rather than just having a random arbitrary timer, Kotoamatsukami presumably functions exactly like every other Mangekyo ever shown or implied to exist in the series. But its usage places strain onto the user's eyes, likely far more than many other Mangekyo abilities. Itachi's crow is the worst case scenario; a non-native, non-Uchiha, non-human user with minimal chakra consumption and only a single eye to carry the weight of the full technique. This is the absolute worst case scenario. In this situation, the fact that it would take ten years to use it again isn't even really surprising. It's not that the crow physically can't activate the technique, it's likely that it could but that the eye would simply go blind in the attempt. On the other hand, if it were Shisui with both of his eyes it's likely that he could use it far more frequently and without nearly as much strain. Which is kind of backed up by the fact that he was literally famous for his genjutsu and I believe specifically for the Kotoamatsukami, which Killer B immediately recognized during the war arc the moment Itachi activated it, and called him the greatest genjutsu user of the entire Uchiha clan or something like that. Then later on Shisui intended to utilize the Kotoamatsukami to force peace between the village and the Uchiha by casting it on the leaders of both, including not just Fugaku but also the elders of both the clan and the village. Which would be impossible if his eyes had a ten year cooldown. But if they had a cooldown of, say, a few days to a week, then absolutely he could ration them out and pick off the important figures during months of negotiation. Not to mention that all of this was done a year or so after the end of the Third Shinobi World War, possibly even less if we take Obito's timeline literally (and don't fucking get me started on Obito fighting fucking Minato as a 13-14 year old just a handful of months after he almost died to random fodder motherfuckers towards the end of the Third Ninja World War). So that alone kind of throws the whole "ten year" timeline bullshit out the window. Let alone the fact that Hashirama cells shortening the "cooldown" already soft confirms that it's not a cooldown but a recovery period just like every other Mangekyo.
>>189366 He had two eyes, one was used somehow and in cooldown when Itachi got it, the other he intended to use to stop the coup which was stolen by Danuo.
>>189368 >He had two eyes One would've had to be used for him to figure out what it did
>>189367 Anon, its fine. It's just lingo.
>>189367 A cooldown is, in fact, a recovery period.
>>189367 >likely >likely >likely funny post
>>189370 >>189371 Everything about the Kotoamatsukami pisses me off. From the power itself to fan interpretation of it. It's simultaneously a really cool concept and also fucking absolutely retarded. Why? Because fucking apparently, given the timeline of events, you can just do exactly what the Kotoamatsukami does with the basic Sharingan. Which is how Obito controls Yagura for years on end despite canonically being on the other side of the continent running the Akatsuki with no indication that he had anything to do with Mist for years at a time. Oh, but it's so subtle and powerful though! Yagura had no idea how he was being controlled or even that he was being controlled at all until he was reanimated by Edo Tensei. So apparently Kotoamatsukami is a slightly enhanced version of something the fucking Sharingan can already do if you're skilled enough.
Quick, give me a good fantasy jump for a Dark Lord jumper with orcs, trolls, and other shit to drop in as an out of context problem to fuck shit up?
>>189371 Devil advocate on anon's behalf would be that it generally has a pretty specific set of associations. And I did, in fact, meet people who were both extremely autistic and extremely stubborn about trying to put all these systems into neat little autismo mmorpg boxes. IDK why he is freaking out here tho.
>>189369 Presumably that is the one he gave Itachi Though generally characters seem to somehow know the names and abilities of Mangekyo abilities even without using them. Like there existed information in regards to Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi before Itachi unlocked them and usage of things like Izanagi and Izanami also transcends them.
>>189375 Baki. Give those guys some new enemies to fight.
>>189375 Frieren
>>189371 You can't forcibly spam an ability with an actual cooldown several times in succession in exchange for damage to yourself.
>>189367 >and don't fucking get me started on Obito fighting fucking Minato as a 13-14 year old just a handful of months after he almost died to random fodder motherfuckers towards the end of the Third Ninja World War Don't forget, the "fight" consists of Obito getting a cheap shot in using his newly developed supermove, then having his ass kicked immediately after because Minato figured out his gimmick and developed a countermeasure near instantly, followed by him running like a bitch and Minato pulling off a literally completely unnecessary sacrifice
>>189380 Sure you can? You just need some other ability that resets cooldowns. Or a game that has that as a gimmick
>>189357 You know I had a whole thing written out, but I realized that I'm completely misunderstanding what you're saying, because I mean that logistically the Ninja could manage the entire Land of Fire, while you're saying that in-universe thats not possible because of the cultural, and geopolitical climate which I don't disagree with. So I will say sorry for wasting your time on this. The only thing I will touch on about this post is that Konoha rebuilt from a crater, not just an "invasion that lasted a couple of hours" it was totally demolished with wreckage covering the entire outer perimeter, then proceeded to fight a world war for three days before going back to finish. That is definitely ridiculous as fuck for a pre-industrial society, and I think you're genuinely underestimating just how much value that sort of near-industrial capability presents. >>189364 That's kinda why he dies first, to prevent him from just instantly cutting off all missions when he notices the very obvious attempts to completely detatch him from power. Also as far as we can tell his hired Shinobi are pretty much shit tier in the overall state of the verse. Most of the re
>>189380 You can if >>189382 -yeah that.
>>189374 >Which is how Obito controls Yagura for years on end despite canonically being on the other side of the continent running the Akatsuki with no indication that he had anything to do with Mist for years at a time. Huh. Not that you said it. This is extremely funny.
I like wood release. Is there a way to strengthen it or am I better off going druid and maybe becoming an Avatar Of The Green(DC) in tandem with it? >allow them to more effectively suppress, weaken, and restrain Tailed Beasts, Jinchuriki, and similar creatures.” Do you think this would work on Otsutsuki or cultivators considering they are pretty much masses of chakra/ki themselves?
>>189383 >Also as far as we can tell his hired Shinobi are pretty much shit tier in the overall state of the verse. Most of the re Except for Akatsuki who explicitly are just mercenaries at that point in time, and noted to be inexpensive as well. Could actually be a funny twist for your jumper, he kills of the Diamond and some family member, only having to deal with a surviving prince on the run, maybe protected by a Shinobi guardian, who's gathering funds to send the Akatsuki after jumper.
>>189381 It actually gets even funnier because Kishimoto was so inconsistent with his timeline Obito's age means that Kakashi actually wasn't a chunin at 5 since we saw him taking the Chunin exams at the same age as Obito. So either Obito is like 19 when that happens, and Rin is a pedophile, or he's 14 and Kakashi was just lying to farm aura.
>>189385 It also makes Kisame treating Obito as the actual Mizukage incredibly funny because by all accounts, based on everything we know of what Obito was doing during that period, he brainwashed Yagura with the basic Sharingan by basically telling him "Fuck over Mist as hard as you possibly can" and then he literally fucked off and never even thought about Mist again for like ten years. But sure, the super secret real Mizukage. Pass that copium over here, Kisame. That's the good stuff.
>>189386 >I like wood release. Is there a way to strengthen it Training. All Naruto stuff can be improved with training
>>189388 >Obito is like 19 when that happens, and Rin is a pedophile This one amuses me more.
>>189386 The only truly optimal thing you can do with chakra is become an Otsutsuki.
>>189387 That's actually a very good plot idea, especially if I can somehow end up having a situation where Deidara fucks everything up, because out of all the Akatsuki members besides Zetsu, Deidara would have the easiest time doing that. It's a real shame he had to get assassinated by the plot for noticing the Uchiha powercreep and getting mad about it.
>>189392 Ah yes, so I can be bodied by a random chosen one. Truly the optimal path
What evil MILFs are there that could be reformed through dick?
>>189394 Well, that or you can beg an existing Otsutsuki to hand you their kama.
>>189394 Also that is not at all a point against Otsutsukis. You must remember, the chosen ones themselves are successful Otsutsuki eugenics experiments
>>188522 Wouldn't doing what the CIS did also be a good strat? I still kinda hold to the head canon that the only reason they lost was because they were being set up to lose. If Jumper started in the Outer Rim and formed a megacorporation it could very easily end up being a Stellaris style megacorp.
>>189386 First things first. You have to realize that Wood Release and Hashirama are two different things.
>>189395 Yui Ikari. Just give her immortality and a dick that isn't Gendo's and I'm sure she'll stop being low-key evil.
>>189388 As much as I like to shit on the writing, this isn't actually accurate. That's from an anime-only scene that contradicts the material. No, the actual manga canon is way funnier because Kakashi is actually already a Jounin by the time of the Kannabi Bridge mission while Obito and Rin are fucking Genin. So apparently Konoha just put Kakashi, who was already a Jounin, on a team with two Genin and sent them on an incredibly dangerous A- to S-rank mission (given its literal conflict-altering importance since Konoha won that war because of its success) with no reinforcements or anything. And Obito "died" having never even made it to Chunin canonically but also he became fucking Kage level and massacred a fucking small army of elite Mist Jounin by himself a few months later. And then fought and didn't instantly die against Minato, quite possibly the deadliest ninja to ever live in terms of speed and bullshit, a few months after that.
>>189398 Don't forget the CIS were a dozen megacorporations working together. I think that if you made a super-corporation on the scale of a stellaris megacorp all the economic powers in the galaxy would do their best to shut you down hard.
Do you think you could make a jutsu to force an uncontrolled explosive opening in someones gates so they go boom?
>>189403 Yes. Kabuto invented a jutsu to rewire the nervous system of someone. Anything is possible with enough medical knowledge
>>189401 Nah, there's a whole panel that shows them both taking the chunin exams, Obito failing, Kakashi passing, then Obito finally becoming a chunin and trying to show off to Rin only for her to go "hey did you hear Kakashi became a Jonin?" So he just shuts the fuck up, which leads into the Kannabi Bridge situation. Considering what happens during that mission, it's genuinely a miracle he didn't go insane after waking up missing half his limbs.
>>189404 Remember when Kabuto pulled an Aizen and relearned how to control his entire body in a couple of seconds after Tsunade rewired his whole nervous system? I remember.
>>189056 >his also means naturally it’s much easier to keep the powerboost unlike Vox Huh, the perks says the boosts from Vox Populi are permanent, is that not the case?
>>189400 Factually incorrect. Rebuild 3.0 + 1.0 established three equally absurd things: 1. The setting exists in some kind of time loop maintained by the Gates/Chamber of Guf and the Imaginary Universe (presumably some kind of impossibly advanced FAR construct), which Kaworu is dimly aware of. Yui has persisted with trying to make Shinji happy in all those loops. 2. Yui and Gendo were apparently fully supportive of their childhood friend Mari grooming Shinji into her bf. Notably, Mari does not exist in the previous Evangelion timeline. 3. After abandoning Shinji and Earth to fuck off into space as a monument to humanity or whatever in EoE, the conclusion Yui eventually comes to in 3.0 + 1.0 (which I cannot stress enough, is literally canon to the original Evangelion, it's just the next timeloop. It's not clear WHY the timeloops keep resetting. I think it's implied it has something to do with Yui, Kaworu-Adam. One of them, anyway. Or maybe in the Rebuild timeline Adam decided to have four bodies-and Lilith-Rei-all genuinely wanting Shinji to be happy though) is a murder-suicide with her husband using the Lance of Longinus which some fucking how retroactively erases all Angels and FAR phenomena from the next reset. Leaving behind only modern IRL Japan. In short, Yui Ikari is not just evil. The small, small part of her good is enough to make her psychopathically determined to break the laws of time, space and the Imaginary Universe in order to support her son. All of this while being mulched up into Unit-01. You are contesting a Dr. Doom-level will.
>>189406 I find it funny how a random like Kabuto had one of the highest IQs in the Narutoverse for no reason. I also like how Orochimaru developed entire science fields like computers from zero.
>>189403 I'm like 90% certain the Gentle Fist and Byakugan could potentially just do that if you really wanted to. In fact, a "death touch" where you forcibly and explosively open the Death Gate would be a pretty funny technique. At least until somebody didn't die immediately in which case you're absolutely fucked.
>>189408 >The setting exists in some kind of time loop I just assumed it was a cyclical thing, not a time loop. Instrumentality happens, then humanity gets remade by Lilith and everything happens again. My personal headcanon is that it's all just some weirdass method of farming on the first race's behalf. Just seed a planet with low level life and let it grow and evolve until it's time to harvest it, then reseed the old planet once everything's been harvested
I finally caved and watched the original NGE a few years back. It was fine. Solid. Not bad at all. But why did it become a way of life for so many? There's nothing special about it. Was it just baby's first kind of weird ending?
>>189408 If Yui ever ended up in conflict with Homu, I wonder which one would win the resulting game of timeloop chicken.
>>189412 You really have to put it in its proper context with this being an extremely influential anime for the entire industry back in the day. You think it's nothing special now because everyone learned from it.
>>189408 Nah, my dick would win.
>>189413 It might sound like heresy, but solecy running off anon's descriptions I'd bet on Yui. That sort of incoherent psychopathy would reduce Homu to tears.
>>189413 I squeaked when I opened this. Tender giantess kisses are my biggest weakness.
>>189395 Lusamine
>>189414 Yeah this. >Was it just baby's first kind of weird ending? A reductive way of putting it, but not incorrect. Everyone was a baby back then.
>>189412 You're looking back at it from the perspective of somebody who's spent the subsequent decades watching everything that followed in its footsteps. It's like how if you watched Mushoku Tensei it would seem like a painfully generic isekai until you realize that it was the very first conventional isekai and it pioneered literally all of the cliches and stereotypes you're accustomed to because of every isekai after it copying them.
>>189414 Yeah I'm pretty sure Eva was one of the earliest adopters of the "loud tsundere girl, quiet shy girl, who's best girl?" formula even though Rei isn't actually shy.
>>189420 Wait, we know exactly who to blame for isekai?
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>>189395 Aight I'm gonna be honest, my info on evil women who actually are moms is kinda limited. That being said, while dicking down Grima realistically won't change much, they DO end up having kids in the scuffed doomed ass timeline. So, you could probably MAKE Grima a MILF in another timeline, even if solving their issues (death cult/disregard for humans and life in general) is trickier.
>>189414 I think the most pertinent leason it offered was being mindful of the budget.
>>189416 I'm leaning towards Homu myself. She went through thousands of timeloops, got mindbroken hundreds of times, and then when she was offered salvation and eternal happiness she fucking doubled down because Madoka said something that made her think that it wasn't what she actually wanted. So she amassed cosmic evil superpowers and became Magical Girl Satan and rewrote the laws of universal causality in order to give Madoka the ordinary happiness she wanted without having to sacrifice herself to become the cosmic goddess of selfless, self-sacrificial love. >>189417 I gazed upon you and knew you were my nigga.
>>189395 It probably wouldn't work, but you could try it with Ragyou
>>189418 Bro, she just want the tentacle, not the dick.
>>189428 Sounds like a skill issue
>>189422 Im not sure if 100% of things come from it, but I'm pretty sure Truck-kun originates from it, at the very least.
>>189429 Lack of being able to shapeshift your dick is a major skill issue many have.
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>>189409 >computers from zero
>>189432 Naruto schizotech truly is a thing to behold.
>>189386 >I like wood release. Is there a way to strengthen it the simplest way is to just increase your chakra reserves while having fine control. Otherwise Hashirama cells should notably strengthen it. And otherwise you could try to get the Spiral Zetsu and force him into your service, to use him as power armor to strengthen your wood release like Obito initially did, or how he was able to use large scale would release while he was controlling Yamato by being an armor around him. >>189403 it would probably be something similar to the technique of the Hyuuga where you directly inject chakra into their chakra points to cause internal damage, but to the gates directly. As result their body would be unable to regulate the flow of their chakra to proect the body and there is a decent chance that without the proper training they'd rip themselves apart when trying to do things like enhance their body parts with chakra. Though if you did it to someone like Gai who is trained in their usage, he could probably manage just fine as if he had opened the gate himself.
>>189433 nta, but its not that complicated. They have 80-90s era technology, but they dont have firearms(except that one in a single background scene)/bombs and they dont have cars/planes. Nearly everything else is fair game.
Another day of trying to keep retarded solos alive. How are you guys doing today?
>>189435 Sounds ideal honestly
>>189436 I just woke up
>>189395 >Not dicking her good enough to change her preference. Weak.
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>>189395 Are thou readieth to taketh this challengeth?
>>189440 That would be like throwing a sausage into an industrial mineshaft.
What types of Jutsu would Batman use/specialize in as a Naruto ninja?
>>189443 Genjutsu, Lightning, and Medical ones. He would apply all his knowledge of science and psychology.
>>189443 >Tears chakra system out of body "FUCKING SUPERPOWERS REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
>>189443 Taijutsu predominantly, likely a few genjutsu techniques for stealth, prodigious use of ninja tools, likely a bat summoning scroll but it's likely a lesser clan somewhat like the bees.
>>189443 Bat themed Orochimaru
>>189426 One of the only things I miss about 4chan is solidarity with other patricians but that's clearly still present here.
>>188831 If all you use a computer for is launching a browser to be online, Steam games or LibreOffice, Linux Mint is perfectly usable. You can download a browser and Office from the Software Manager if they don't already come preinstalled with the distribution and most things nowadays have Linux compatibility. Some Steam games cause issues on Linux from what I've heard but you can preemptively check on ProtonDB if they'll work before buying and installing. I've personally never had an issue because I just update Proton whenever I see it on downloads on the Steam app but maybe it'll be more of a problem depending on your tastes.
>>189444 >>189446 Somehow I didn't think of genjutsu despite his whole strategy being terrifying people with smoke and mirrors
>>188831 I'm going back to Mac to avoid Windows 11. I might install Mint on it if they do something to piss me off too, but Windows is seriously overstepping with the Big Brother shit and the AI.
>>189430 Familiar of Zero is eight years older and has all the features of an Isekai: a Japanese high school student is summoned to a western fantasy world with a "cheat skill" and a bunch of women fall for him because of how nice he is.
>>189436 What is solos?
>>189453 Individual mercenaries operating in the world of Cyberpunk?
>>189430 I think it came from YuYu Hakusho.
>>189398 >If Jumper started in the Outer Rim and formed a megacorporation it could very easily end up being a Stellaris style megacorp. At the scale of a Stellaris style megacorp, you’re basically a nation with different branding. Personally, I’d rather be called a ruler then a CEO.
>>189452 >and a bunch of women fall for him because of how nice he is. To be fair I think this is actually pretty realistic when in the context of a guy who saves your life/actively battles to the death against evil. Women don't like "nice" guys in the modern day because they're typically simps with little to no outward signs of being strong, whereas if a dude soloes a dragon for you then it's pretty obvious he's strong, thus him being kind is a positive
>>189450 not to scarecrow extents
>>189443 He'd probably summon and manipulate Bats which he'd use in a similar way to itachi does his crows in combination with Genjutsu. He'd also use them to get a sense of his environment through echolotion. like he does with the Phones in the Dark Knight movie. Otherwise he'd have a highly optimized Taijutsu style focused around using pressure points for non-lethal takedowns. Probably pretty close to the Hyuuga gentle fist, but based on personal memorization rather than perceiving chakra points, kinda like how Haku does it with his needles. He'd also make heavy use of tools like bat shaped throwing knives(probably combiend with a blade manipulation technique), smoke bombs, flash and paper bombs, probably an number of paralytic poisons too. Otherwise he'd have a number of stealth techniques based around hiding in shadows or giving himself invisibility.
>>189457 As I recall, it wasn’t just that Saito was a nice guy, he helped each of the girls in some way, and that was what brought them around. Still easier than usual, but there was some effort.
When you guys retain drawbacks, do they keep on giving points in future jumps?
>>189423 I'm surprised that there isn't a dragon race option, but everything looks good so far.
>>189461 Obviously not. Many Drawbacks don't even do anything in future jumps. Like all retaining a Drawback that makes the local tyrant hate you is to make that one particular tyrant keep hating you, even though he's frozen in time in another world.
>>189464 I did plan to add a dragon race option, but then i thought: who the fuck wants to be a dragon for ten years?
>>189097 This would mean encountering a male is roughly comparable to encountering 40 shiny Pokemon in a row. I know that's a weird way to measure this, but that's where my mind went.
>>189466 Not me, but I imagine plenty of others would.
>>189430 Mushoku Tensei got most of its start from Knight's & Magic and other shit like Re:Monster, Log Horizon, and Overlord is older than MT.
>>189466 Who wants to be a talking tree for 10 years? But you offered that. Besides, the odds of going into Shrek with zero other alt forms or any shapechanging powers is remote.
>>189466 >who the fuck wants to be a dragon for ten years? is this a serious question?
>>189461 I'm an absolute power wanker and the answer is no. It makes it more worthwhile to take it for no points because it means you're doing it for the love of the game, and not budget.
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>>189436 >finally beat the Dreglord >going through the boss menu >realize they've removed the purple highlight of the Night Aspect >also the Dreglord doesn't have one either They better fucking not.
>>189461 Drawbacks give no points period for me.
>>189466 My friend, I've had chains where the entire focus was being a dragon. I would want to be a dragon for ten years.
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>>188633 >>188983 Sounds like a chest infection my dear Ric, please get some STRONG penicillin and antibiotics before it gets worse. I've had the same thing happen to me and my family members before
>>189466 This idea also applies to a lot of more animal-like races. Like, would you really enjoy having to live in the wilds, away from civilization with no technology, hunting and eating other animals raw for your daily sustenance? Or, if you do live in civilization, you're likely a pet or something to that effect with no rights. I guess the enjoyability of this would in large part depend on how much your mind is influenced by your physical form.
>>189423 Where's the ability to use magic/Rumplestiltskin's contract nonsense?
>>189418 Depending on the version of Lusamine, she isn't even that evil. So this is actually achievable.
>>189480 >>189480 I don't know if i will add things from the fourth movie or not. For me shrek 4 was a dreamworks fever dream.
>>189296 All shall become one with the Entity.
>>189475 My body is so fucking ready.
>>189482 Include it you pussy
>>189485 Being hostile isn't going to help, bud.
>>189486 If hostility doesn't help, it just means you aren't hostile enough.
>>189487 >Kills you Why would Psycho do this?
What type of powers would an Emanator of Trailblaze have? I' want to be one in HSR because being a jumper and following Akivili makes a lot of sense but the only ability I can imagine is a teleport (I'm really lacking in the creativity department)
>>189489 We have no idea. There is only a very, very vague connection between paths and the powers pathstriders and emanators actually have, beyond the very obvious stuff like Abundance giving regeneration or Remembrance fucking with memories. Basically just make something up. Literally the only confirmed power of the trailblaze, as far as I know, is them mentioning all the way back in belobog that it lets them survive better in all sorts of environments.
>>189214 Husk isn't a femboy but he's pretty cute, Angel starts out awful and only becomes better due to Charlie and being around Husk and the rest, Moxie from Helluva is also really cute but he's happily married to Millie (despite Blitzo desperately trying to get into his pants and get a threesome going), Blitzo is not a good pick to fuck and trying to do so might be one of the only things that gets a halfway competent Stolas on your ass, Fizzarolli is the boyfriend of Asmodeus so similar problem at a WAY bigger scale, etc.
How hard should I try in my duels against my wife? I don't wanna make her feel looked down on but I'm vastly stronger than her
>>189489 >>189490 Oh, and breaking throgh barriers and so on I suppose, since it was said that only the trailblaze could reach amphoreus.
>>189489 We have no clue. On top of what anon has said, Akivili is deaaaaaaad and we have no idea what powers - if any - it ever granted to its Emanators (assuming it ever had any). Fanwank something.
>>189489 pathstriders tend to have wildly different gameplay paths to their lore ones and trailblaze isn't a gameplay path to begin with
>>189492 >Fighting your wife Seems like you already lost friend.
>>189466 I sure as hell didn't want to be an ugly, patchy-haired ape for 10 years, but I've been enduring over 30 years of it now. There's virtually nothing better than being a dragon for any duration. It might not be the form I feel best represented by or most attuned to, but it's objectively better than most anything else I can think of.
>>189492 Women like strong men, so you should completely fucking obliterate her.
>>189132 >-OI ARGENT all the Infernal Charms are out so after a little more handwringing I should be able to finalise the E5 ORT Infernal build. D'you want to select an Odour Paranorman gladiator to challenge the textual manifestation of my sunk cost fallacy into levelling Kukulkan to 120, or do you want to wait for Ligier's statblock to pop out on the 16th of December so I can guesstimate a Kukulkan build as the keystone of ORT's fledgling soul hierarchy? Keep in mind if you select a universe-wiping dude or something, in 3e while much more limited overall PDs automatically scale to uncountable damage. I think I'll wait. Will be more interesting that way. I'm also kind of reeling from the fact the latest Terra Hypnagogica chapter has powerscaled the geochaos options in Udraiken Primer up to theoretical infinite universe creation levels. >Did...did they not pay attention to how the animal-kid-monsters do NOT have the MC's best interests at heart? There is no fox sex at the end of THAT tunnel. Only the darkness and cold of the Russian winter, and hungry teeth in the night. Most of them were thinking with their dicks, not their brains. Also whining how every single ending is some flavor of bad end. Especially the one where the MC gets corrupted into a devourer of worlds, the demons become kaiju, and the universe gets devoured.
>>189499 Say it ain't so! The horror vn had bad ends?!
>>189489 To add to the other stuff, minor mind control and/or psychological counseling is apparently part of the trailblaze. And yeah, both the tracks between planets and the space beacons suggest teleportation and travel is very much also a trailblaze thing. But in general I think paths just give you the ability to manipulate imaginary energy - the sort of path(s) you walk are like the key to a lock, and they do colour your ability in certain ways like making healing easier for abundance, but generally I think pathstriders and emanators are more like wizards in that they can do whatever they set their mind to, within certain limits anyway.
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>>189498 Yeah, but I don't wanna hurt her feelings by making her feel like a weakling
>>189492 Why are you beating your wife Psycho?
>>189502 Women get wet over murderers. When you get done fighting your wife it should look like a pallet of ground beef exploded.
>>189502 Do what I did in BG3 when this exact scenario came up: both of you get naked, only have a sausage equipped as a weapon, and have at it.
>>189504 Honestly this is more like an bias, people get wet over hot people. No one is getting wet over like Mikhail Popkov
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>>189500 There is ONE decent ending where Anton manages to save his family and everyone else, and Alisa turns on the other demons to help him, they kill the killer but he ends up turning into a literal bunny and forgetting everything but with Alisa becoming a fox and staying with him to protect him. This ending requires only making the best choices in every previous episode and finding all the clues, so it's clearly meant to be the good ending (it's outright called "The Recipe For Love") in the files. But because /v/ is retarded - and doesn't understand Russian horror - they're seethingly mad that he not only does NOT fuck the fox (even if he implicitly does in the best possible ending, that title isn't subtle) but every other ending ends with everyone dying to the literal cosmic horrors in the woods.
>>189503 She likes dueling and swordsmanship
>>189506 >Googles Mikhail Popkov I don't think he looks bad, I could totally see women being attracted to him.
>>189504 I am going to have to agree with >>189506 on this one, but I am going to add that, very specifically, a lot of the most prolific serial killers also were very charismatic, and a lot of people are still obsessed with a few attractive one to this day entirely because their charisma let them draw the public into their story.
What if, instead of beating your wife up when you duel her, you polymorph her into a sex toy?
>>189511 Take her to Stretch Panic and give her jumbo helicopter tits.
>>189513 OC companion suggestion, Bonita Zako that still has a working brain. The fluff also implies that she ended up like this because she wanted you to notice her.
>>189514 I'm not the jumpmaker, you'd need to ask him.
>>189500 >>189507 They're also complaining that the game doesn't explain what the animals are or what's going on, and even ignoring that this is incredibly hypocritical because these retards bitch whenever any horror game explains what the monsters are instead of letting them "decide for themselves", the game all but outright tells you that they're demons from the woods. The original novel Tiny Bunny is based on even posits that they're basically ageless and formless elements of nature that can take on whatever forms they so choose - which fits with how they're depicted in-game and can even help explain some of the seemingly random elements in the other endings.
>>188501 Wokehammer enjoyers get out.
>>189516 Neat. You gonna make a jump for it, or is it a current fixation?
>>189511 What if she’s into that?
>>189519 That's a good thing, because then it's not rape.
Did Shard not upload the updated Hellaverse?
>>189518 >spoiler It's one of the things that's potentially on my jump backlog. I'll wait on it and if nothing else distracts me like say CoL, Nebula's Civ, Aurora, Miraculous and such, I'll throw it in alongside them whenever Ocean Game is done.
>>189521 He uploaded it to the Brutus drive.
>>189443 Stealth and Taijutsu? He'd be exactly what he is now but with super strength and speed. At most he'd use stuff like that one invisibility technique. But otherwise I can only imagine that Batman would be pure stealth and Taijutsu. There'd probably be a panel or two of him deriding some ninja for bothering to master Ninjutsu since it's an inefficient waste of time or for mastering Genjutsu because if you have time to trap somebody in an illusion you have time to knock them out in the first place.
You guys have any neat ideas for puppets?
>>189525 The Muppets, but ninjas.
>>189524 >There'd probably be a panel or two of him deriding some ninja for bothering to master Ninjutsu since it's an inefficient waste of time or for mastering Genjutsu because if you have time to trap somebody in an illusion you have time to knock them out in the first place. I hope this smug faggot gets put in Crime Alley Tsukuyomi for a week
>>189527 you do not want to know what happened to the Omega Sanction
I'm starting to realize that DC has actually destroyed Batman as a character and turned him into an ever evolving set of drawn memes.
>>189509 You're coping. That nigga couldn't get a woman wet if he sprayed her with a hose and dumped her in the ocean.
>>189529 Batman is literally the one thing that makes money for DC.
>>189440 You should. It's short, fun and Seras is a goofball though I think I'm in the minority when I say I don't feel anything sexual towards her. If you're the kind of person that hates dumb edgy fun then you're just not my nigga.
>>189532 Meant for >>189175
>>189455 I thought that was a normal car that killed Yusuke
>>189532 People tend to undersell how much comedy is in Hellsing.
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>>189535 Like the Dune crossover.
>>189535 That's like every anime. The most serious shit will be happening and then a joke gets crammed in the middle. Naruto used reverse harem Jutsu on Kaguya and it actually worked, Buu was a joke despite literally destroying Earth and so on
Why is Ric half way to dying all the time?
>>189538 He lives in a third-world country as a poorfag.
I love sluts. Who are your favorite sluts to pick up on a chain? >>189496 But what if fighting is your wife's favorite recreational activity?
>>189540 ... So yeah like I said, it seems like you already lost.
>>189538 He's just too based for this universe, so reality itself is trying to reject him.
>>189535 Which is a shame because the funny crayon-art moments are great. Especially during the finale when Integra is training that one dude's grandson. Or how Seras stopped Alucard and Anderson from fighting with the crowd of elderly tourists. Its just that the insane badass moments tend to overshadow everything else. I mean its hard to remember the time Anderson made the rest of iscariot follow Integra around while scolding them for being naughty children, when soon after that is the Nail of Helena fight. Monster-of-God Anderson will always be one of my favorite anime power-up moments, right there with Kenshiro unlocking Muso Tensei
>>189423 What happens if we take the Noble origin as an ogre?
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>>189537 By the time he became Kid Buu the subversion had worn off, and he was basically just a humongous menace. I think the overall bad quality of the Buu saga and his original subversive nature kind of takes away from the memory of the viewer just how much of an unstoppable demon Buu was for the majority of that saga. He is literally the only Dragonball villain who made good on the threat of killing Goku's entire family.
>>189537 It's a bit different from those. It's kind of hard to explain. Alucard is a horrific monster but it's really nailed in that he exists in a completely mundane setting for the most part. He's an existential threat to all of existence but he just... isn't. He's totally content just hanging around the Hellsing manor and shooting the occasional vampire on some mission or another. He's an entirely normal guy despite his constant assertion that he's actually a horrible inhuman monster. A lot of the comedy comes from the contrast between Alucard giving a melodramatic speech and absolutely shitting on some guy and then him just hanging around bothering Seras or Integra. So Alucard is the opposite. He really wants to be a super edgelord all the time but 90% of his time is just everyday bullshit. Which is why he's always so excited whenever something happens.
Does Adventure Time actually have crazy cosmic power levels or is that a thing people are making up?
>>189526 That doesnt seem very lethal all things considered.
>>189547 Also I think that's one of the only times I've seen an anime have their super badass edgy OC be an actual no shit rape victim and have it get treated seriously. Usually when that happens it's because they got fucked by some milf while drunk, not because they got sold as a de facto slave to some fat Turkish sultan.
>>189548 practically everyone turns into a cosmic god by the end
>>189550 someone post Guts Berserk for this rape sommelier
>>189549 >I have to admit, these guys would make great ninjas >Oh, why's that? >Because no one ever watches them!
>>189548 They basically fight cosmic satan at the end for some fucking reason
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>>189550 >I've seen an anime have their super badass edgy OC be an actual no shit rape victim and have it get treated seriously.
>>189551 The protag is washed up and living in a trailer fucking his old dog's granddaughter by the end.
>>189532 Correction; there is old hellsing anime and there is Hellsing Ultimate OVA. The latter is true to manga and should be watched. The former is... I actually don't know, never cared.
>>189525 put them in full plate armor so that its not obvious that they're puppets at all, rather than knight or sumurai or something like that.
>>189548 It absolutely does. They're just sorta in the background due to melodrama and Finn absolutely going through it in the later seasons.
>>189556 cosmic trailer trash god
>>189555 That one is actually just one of those wish fulfillment things. "What if everyone was evil so you have the justification to go full psycho? Wouldn't that be great?". Very common in korean and chink stories.
>>189548 As much as I hate to say it, it does. But it's more along the lines of some acid using hippie that got too into satanism and Buddhism cosmic power levels than something actually cool. So there are super demon whatever the fucks commiting horrible atrocities off screen and no one cares, the whole "actually you just need to let go bro" bullshit, and the magic is inconsistent and handwaved, and in the end it's all wrapped up with some lame ass "power of friendship" philosophy while the actual cosmic power levels are just the author projecting their limited knowledge of whatever theology they're ripping off into it for some lore points. There will literally be some shit like a primordial cosmic entity getting tricked and killed by some goober lich that came into existence from it's point of view like a second before they died.
>>189550 So Berserk?
>>189535 Mostly because for the most part it's not that funny. The gun dream segments are just headscratching to me.
>>189557 >The former is... I actually don't know, It sucks
>>189555 Keyaru literally chooses to get raped when he reincarnated. At that point it's not even the same thing, just the author really wanting a reason to write his atrocities while feeling like his donut Steele is a good person.
>>189549 If you wanted lethal, you shouldn't have gone with the joke ability in the first place.
>>189561 It's probably a reflection of reality in chink stories
>>189554 >for some fucking reason Specifically, because it got called there by a stupid and crazy bitch in a bid to 'fix' everything that went wrong in her life. GOLB had no reason to visit Ooo directly otherwise - it was beneath notice. And they can't even beat it or disrupt it in any way; Betty has to end the conflict by essentially using the Crown to redirect it back to its void.
>>189555 >seriously. You shitpost, but I think it is worth saying aloud that after a certain point suffering gets overblown and cartoonish. In other words, there is a difference between "for drama" and "seriously." Nvm rape fantasy shit. I am pretty sure one is supposed to be titillated by all the stuff in healer.
>>189547 I maintain Alucard is one of the best companions you can ask for as long as you vibe with the edge. VERY loyal and always up for insane bullshit.
>>189567 Honestly puppets have a lot of unused potential as long range units or drones that never fully gets exploited in canon. At the very least you could load them up with bombs and have them walk into places while disguised.
>>189562 >There will literally be some shit like a primordial cosmic entity getting tricked and killed by some goober lich that came into existence from it's point of view like a second before they died. I mean, said lich is literally a primordial cosmic being itself. Arguably older than most of the primordial cosmic beings in the show even, both by having being an incarnation of the Catalyst Comet and implicitly one of the things "before there was nothing".
>>189566 Keyaru isn't supposed to be a good person at all. He's pretty much never given the moral highground except when fighting a literal pedophile elevated to godlike status trying to take over the world (and against the not!Catholic Church that believes in exterminating all non-humans). By the end of the story (the parts that matter, anyways) he decides to finish his crazy revenge quest and just become a normal chill dude because he's grown to value the companionship of his friends and waifus over power and vengeance
>>189541 Physical activities help you stay healthy and strong.
>>189574 Psycho, there is a reason his victims are almost always as caroonishly evil as possible, he never has to truly face consequences for his despicable actions and gets an happy ending with his harem, many of its members being themselves repulsive people he brainwashed. That kind of fantasy always does similar things to justify itself.
>>189548 There are, they don't appear a lot, but there are, and more generally it has a lot of that kind of magic ovnoxiously powerful but plot devicy that I love because by now I don't get anymore, only managing to think in terms of convoluted magic systems who pretend to justify what they do, like Nasuverse and Toaru.
>>189555 >seriously "Everyone is a psychotic asshole, so I have the justification to be a psychotic, murdering, raping asshole as well" is a very common fantasy at this point.
>>189573 Yeah that's what I mean about it being inconsistent. If he's part of the comet, then why isn't he like Finn, and just as ignorant of his past? If he isn't ignorant of his past, then why is he so obsessed with Golb and his approval? We know he only really showed up when the mushroom war occured, so was he always just aware of his grand cosmic backstory and willing to waste all his time on some random shithole planet instead of causing death on a cosmic scale as soon as possible to please Golb? Even if he is lesser than him, as a great cosmic being before time and all that shit, there is no reason he would feel to be beholden in his entire existence and self worth to Golbs opinion enough to become a disciple like every other random block in its space. It's the classic mystery box situation of every answer making something not make sense, so what's portrayed has to be taken at face value, and it's just that it's a silly children's cartoon that the writers wanted to project their base knowledge on. They'll take advantage of the fact that it's made for children to not elaborate on the deeper things they hint at, and even when given free reign they just continue to prove that they actually have no idea how to execute those ideas. Technically these are all primordial cosmic entities, but within the story you could just make the Lich a random dude that got an artifact, never give Finn some grand backstory, and literally nothing would change.
Are there any fun adventure cartoons that DON'T turn into cosmic bullshit by the end? This seems to be a recurring problem.
>>189559 Hey Argent, after seeing that cutscene of the robot ants brutally tearing Zorah apart and rebuilding him as a weapon of mass destruction, as he screams in agony, I completely understand your whole "CLOCKWORK STAR DELENDA EST" thing.
>>189580 Didn't the expanded universe continuation of this end with Lion'El losing and both of them getting enslaved in the most downer ending in human history?
>>189576 Unlike you, I read the whole ass WN/LN and I can tell you that the story at least acknowledges that what he's doing genuinely is bad, he just doesn't care. It is also the case, though, that most of the people he encounters and ends up in conflict with are worse than him. I believe one messed up thing he did that didn't have justification was him using his powers to make a bunny-demon chieftain's daughter terminally sick just so he could then heal her to get the favor of the chieftain. >>189578 A good number of people he encounters are actually nice, though. The guy who runs the cool water city, some of the demon chiefs and their people, Kureha, the people in Buranika etc. Really the only people that are evil are those closely linked to people infected by the evil god's black goo (Jioral king, demon king, Jioral king's top soldiers, the heroes). You're more likely to encounter good people than bad people in the RoH world.
>>189582 One of the old comic runs had that as the plot, but it's only one of the various EU offshoots.
>>189582 Nah, iirc that's a non-canon continuation of the original show, and even then, I think it was less that Lion'O lost and more that he left for a training arc and Mumm Ra captured the twins. The planned ending for the remake/2011 version was for Lion'O to get stuck in a magic book for a bit, train, come back as a warrior king, and get with a now adult version of WilyKit. There's something kind of ironic about how, in the original show, Lion'O started off the same age as WilyKit but got transformed into an adult by science or some shit, and here, he starts off older but ends up the same age because of magic.
>>189550 Vlad's life IRL isn't exactly much better. Given how muslims are the rape part probably actually happened. I fully expect if he got given evil vampire powers he would be almost exactly as depicted.
>>189583 Psycho, it's not about him being good, he obviously isn't, it's about the story being built so you can insert in him making the most messed up things ever while not having problems with it, because "they deserve it", seriously it's the first revenge fantasy you read to not get this?
Do we have a jump for D Gray Man?
>>189192 >LK became a wokescold Oh God.
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>>189588 We do not, and if you do decide to make one I will help you.
>>189489 >Excelia gathering and Falna from Danmachi The collection of skills learned from journeys and experiences >Ionioi Hetairoi from Fate The friends you made along the way >EX skills from Megaman Zero The trials overcome and their impact on you >Power of Order from Blazblue The determination that pushes you forward to beat insurmountable odds >a plain and simply luck blessing The help you need when venturing into the unknown One of these? The first three develop with adventures, the fourth empowers in life or death situations and the fifth is plot armor.
Damn, Ash fucking died
>>189592 This wouldn't have happened if he ran Tearlaments.
>>189561 Which become more and more common.
>>189592 Expect a rematch within twenty matches if the Pokemon fans bitch about it enough.
>>189592 Again.
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>>189592 >Guy known for winning vs guy known for losing
>>189585 LionO made a fatal mistake, he fed that stray cat girl and now she always expects good. But iirc in that dark timeline the panther or tiger was dead and Cheetara was chained up outside the mummy's house as a public sex slave. The twins were kept as his personal toys.
>Look at Samurai Deeper Kyo jump >Jumpmaker felt the need to include a tl;dr for an otherwise 20 page jump. Who the fuck needs a tl;dr for a 20 page pdf?
>>189599 You overestimate the state of modern attention spans.
>>189580 Even the old DnD cartoon did this. The real ending according to the writers was Venger was never really evil, just corruption from an ancient cosmic horror. And Dungeon Master could have sent the kids home at any time, but refused as he kept summoning people every few years to die in the attempt to free Venger, son of Dungeon Master
>>189592 I wouldn't worry too much, this kid's died, what, three or four times by now? Arceus'll just pull him back the next time it needs the Chosen One to show up for unrelated reasons right when some once-a-millennium crisis is about to go down.
I'm watching Kung Fu Panda right now and i completely understand why oogway didn't recognize tai lung as the dragon warrior. Just imagine what tai lung would do if he got the scroll just to discover it was some gay ass lesson about no secret ingredient. Guy would turn into a school shooter.
>>189538 He faps so damn much his balls ought to explode from overuse, but through sheer willpower and horny he forces the issues to other parts of his body.
Can "Every Woman In The World And More" from Isekai at Peace affect an Aeon from HSR? I doubt it can make something like IX fall in love with me but would it be enough to make me an Emanator for some of them?
>>189604 Obviously, but the lesson actually go deeper because Shifu put it all in his head that he would be the Dragon Warrior. >>189605 That's not how balls work.
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>>189592 Perpetual fucking loser.
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>>189598 >throw the hot cheetah lady to be gangbanged by your legion of faceless beast mooks >take the pair of 10 year olds as your sex slaves I see you, Mumm-Ra...
>>189556 That dog was his brother. So the grandaughter was related to him, but also part dog, rainacorn, alien, and bear.
>>189599 Most people can't read more than 3 pages nowadays. Even 3 sentences in a paragraph is too long. Some schools have stopped issuing essay assignments. In another decade jumps will probably only be in point form.
>>189607 That's how much he faps.
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>>189580 Reminder, In the original, Mumm-Ra did nothing wrong. He was just chilling in his tomb, on his nice quiet dead world, and a bunch of fucking cat furries invade and now the whole place smells like piss. Entirely justified.
>>189604 if given to him at the right time I assume he'd just interpret it as a much more literal "I am already perfect" kind of way that probably wouldn't be good for his ego.
>>189257 >At least the Offspring’s chase scene was genuinely unnerving and nightmare-like, even if it’s existence kind of took a big question mark-shaped shit on Alien lore. You can fit it in when you realize it's a Human-Black Goo hybrid instead of a Human-Alien hybrid like the thing from Resurrection. Thankfully they gave up on the David plotline and the black goo is the only leftover from the retarded Prometheus/Covenant movies.
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It's December! Show Holiday spirit!
>>189613 Idiocracy is becoming more prophetic with each passing generation.
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It's a shame it's nowhere close to completion, but I can't wait until Versus gets actually far along enough that a jump can be made for it. It feels like a setting perfectly suited for jumpers breaking it in half. It's for the best, considering how screwed everyone is in it otherwise. >>189618 Fine, just for you.
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>>189613 Everyday the fatigue I have for the world increases >>189618 *Shakes a present at you*
>>189622 I understand that it's a stupid idea, but I kind of want it to have a special scenario that you can take if you also have the Saitama perk from the One-Punch Man jump.
>My knee's are fucked, my arm's are fucked, my back's fucked, my finger's are fucked, my head's fucked, my brain's fucked. Helped a family member move, it's great that they've finally been able to as we been trying to get this done for years but god was today just fucking terrible, I basked my head into a cabinet while taking it upstairs, did in all my joints lifting heavy shit because my siblings dad is a lazy piece of shit who couldn't be fucked to help, my nephews and nieces did my pissing head because they just wouldn't shut the fuck up once today and never helped either. Thankfully my siblings were great help and actually helped with the moving of stuff and it's done for now. I wish I could fit in a bath I'm tall as fuck in a country made for shorties so I could just soak and relax but i'll just have to make due with a shower and my bed. How are you anons doing?
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So far I've gotten a lot done on Generic Dungeon Outbreak, but there's still much more to fluff. I was planning to finish GDO and then throwing together a small Insaniquarium Jump/gauntlet, but now I'm wondering if I should take a quick break from the former to ensure the latter is done in time for Christmas. It's not impossible that I'd be able to finish both in time without running myself ragged, but I'm not 100% sure.
>>189618 Would you suck Santa off if it got you better presents? What about Misses Claus if Santa's into being cucked?
>>189599 The jump was written back in 2016, when most jumps were like ten pages long and imaged, or twelve pages long without any form of fluff
>>189592 wait is this death battle shit
>>189624 TBF, even being Saitama isn't likely enough for at least two of humanity's enemies, unless you can brute force the Game and the Curse, for which there are no exact indications that it is possible, at least at the moment. >>189625 Fine, though I'm glad to here you are done moving stuff, so you should have time for relaxation now.
>>189618 I just put up my tree, my leg lamp, and some other decorations.
>>189629 No this is cartoon fight club
>>189622 Versus?
>>189628 There is probably a direct correlation between autism levels and jump length, with the former peaking as the latter increased.
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>>189634 Versus is the latest (relatively speaking) work of the OPM creator. Basically, fantasy humanity is utterly fucked in fighting the Great Demon King and his subordinates, who they cannot fight even one, so they decide to summon a hero to fight him. Due to shenanigans, this ritual instead fuses their world with many other worlds where humanity is also fucked due to Humanity's enemies, which they too cannot defeat, which vary greatly from robots, aliens, parasites, kaiju, and a lot of others. Ultimately, humanity decides that the only way to defeat them all is to trick them into fighting each other. Unfortunately, it seems to be a relatively low priority work for ONE to work on, as he still is focusing more on OPM, though it is slowly getting updates.
>>189615 The Thundercats invaded his world and started claiming it for their own without even looking around for anyone else that might have been living there.
Man, buffy season 1 is peak comfy. And buffy herself is peak hotness. >>189637 I would say is the opposite. Versus still gets new releases each month while OPM gets one release every three months (or more)
>>189638 Exactly. He's justified in defending third earth from those invaders
>>189620 You'd think that, but think about it. The numbskulls in Idiocracy know that they're uneducated and consistently put the most educated people they can find in charge of fixing things (instead of just picking whoever they think will hurt the people they don't like the hardest), no one bats so much as an eyelash at a black POTUS (in stark contrast to the incandescent sphere of white-hot rage the GOP became when the fairly milquetoast Obama was elected two years after the movie premiered), and President Camacho is a genuinely well-meaning person who both trusts Joe to get things back up and running and consistently gives his constituents what they want (as opposed to your-most-disliked-elected-official-goes-here). That movie is many things, but prophetic is not one of them.
>>189622 Yes, anon, just wait for it. Just like all the other people still waiting to this day for a Rosen Garten jump... All we can do is hope.
>>189640 He was also the last priest of the last gods of Earth. Kept as an ancient defended
>>189639 Eh, that's fair. I mostly pay attention to OPM with its webcomic releases, which are a bit ahea,d but at the same time rarely reflect the actual manga releases 1 to 1. I guess the drip feed of chapters makes it feel more common.
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>>189637 I wonder if he's ever going to go through with his journey to the west anime or not. I NEED the pig
The BTAS writers really didn't like Bane. He got owned by Batman in one episode and lost the first time he fought him even with Robin as a hostage, whereas even random thugs with pipes sometimes get the drop on Batman
>>189646 The Batman does alot better for him.
>>189618 Happy Hanukkah?
>>189648 Happy Qwansa
>>189615 >>189643 Are you telling me that Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living, who literally calls on THE ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL for his power-up and probably sold his soul to said ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EVIL, who has outright said that "so long as evil exists, Mumm-Ra lives!," who fights to keep Third Earth a lifeless wasteland, who does an evil laugh every single episode, was really just a chill dude who did nothing wrong actually?
>>189646 And it gets worse. Batman Beyond gets to see him a vegetable due to Venom usage.
>>189625 putting out resumes everywhere but have yet to even get a single callback, and every place I've followed up on has said they decided to "go with someone else". I'm not quite desperate enough, yet, to start eying entry level retail shit but I'm really starting to wish that white privilege would start kicking in some time soon.
Would Hamon mastery give Baki enough of an edge to overcome Yujiro (assuming he doesn't just figure it out mid-fight and do it better)?
>>189653 At what point in Baki would you be giving him it?
>>189653 Yujiro would just copy Hamon, use it 100x better and humiliate Baki with it.
>>189650 >who fights to keep Third Earth a lifeless wasteland He just lives in the Sahara desert. The show goes out of its way to prove Earth is full of life and different races. Even humans are still there. People just refuse to leave near him and he sleeps. He only wakes up when people start messing with his little territory.
>>189655 I said if he didn't do that you dunce
>>189653 Yujiro is stronger than Sukuna based on what i've heard from here so i'd say no.
>>189646 From what I understand, due to the restrictions they were under for broadcasting, they actually couldn't do a lot with Bane. Probably led to him being more minor than he normally would be. >>189645 He's going to do it after he loses the chance to draw more of things like this, I'm sure. >>189653 No. Not because it wouldn't make Baki stronger, but some convoluted reason will prevent him from winning still, I'm sure.
>>189653 But assuming he doesn't learn, yes. Considering the Hanma talent you can theoretically assume Baki would be even more talented than Jonathan, which means he could become quite powerful with Hamon.
Watching Justice League: Gods and Monsters, and I have to say...it's honestly hilarious to see Highfather flawlessly coup/decapitation-strike Apocalypse under the pretense of a royal wedding, before killing Darkseid by blowing his head up, and then killing Orion. Just Complete New Genesis Victory, followed by planetary scouring.
>>189653 But here's the thing - yujiro is constantly improving. How do you beat the guy if he's going to get better mid-battle?
>>189654 I guess the start
>>189662 Be a lot better than him before the fight starts?
>>189661 >Justice League: Gods and Monsters This wouldn't be because I brought it up recently would it?
>>189663 Then no.
>>189662 One shot.
>>189665 I didn't notice.
>>189650 I did not say he was GOOD, or NICE or BENEVOLENT. He's just 100% justified in repelling an ALIEN INVASION by a bunch of fucking furries. He also does not seem to have been actively doing anything to the rest of 3rd Earth before the Thundercats interrupted his nap. He wasn't enslaving the Berbles, he didn't hire the mutants until he needed manpower, he was just doin his undead mummy thing in his sarcophagus.
>>189667 RIP to my boys Berserker and Big Raga. Berserker especially, that dude really got fucked in how his "extra lives" work
>>189665 nta, but maybe. It might also be that it has been on the free rotation for a few months now alongside a lot of other warner bros animated stuff well before any announcement of their potential sale to netflix.
>>189664 Remember when this guy achieved the peak of martial arts in Baki and developed a perfect technique of absorption and release that made him survive even the attacks of Yujiro, and then Yujiro copied the technique, decided he wasn't going to use it, and got so strong even the peak of martial arts couldn't handle him? I remember. Just imagine if Yujiro fought the prehistoric man and Musashi instead of getting blueballed by the author.
>>189668 Ah well in anycase I hope you enjoy it, I thought it was a fun AU and I liked the hopeful direction they were going to be taking it. >>189671 Well i'd suggest watching when you get the chance, it's a fun one.
Yuichiro > Yujiro Yujiro never beat him and Yuichiro died peacefully in his sleep before Yujiro got the chance, it's why Yujiro is such a piece of shit, he's ass mad that Yuchiro took the fall against those weaker than him but was never able to beat him himself.
>>189670 If a battle is to the enemy's advantage, don't do battle, commit a slaughter.
>>189672 Its less that he copied the technique and more that, in the face of someone he literally could not kill, he was about to be forced to use an ounce of skill, which he hates. Also, I think he did fight Pickle a bit? It was enough to establish that Pickle is absolutely stronger in pure strength than him, if not anywhere near as skilled. Musashi would have kicked his ass, most likely, considering he was the other person the author decided to make invincible.
I feel like being some kind of pre-apocalypse gigachad in Generic Isekai.
>>189676 God, i still hate that the author did Musashi so bad. What a shitty ending to such a peak character.
>>189653 >assuming he doesn't just figure it out mid-fight and do it better That is a colossally big if. But regardless, no. Hamon is absurdly versatile, but versatility doesn't cont for much against someone who can unga bunga through whatever you throw at him. Yujiro's growth rate is just as fast as Baki's while also having a several-decade head start to capitalize on it. Hamon would certainly close that gap somewhat, but not completely bridge it. And that's all disregarding Yujiro's absurd plot armor that twists reality to ensure he never finds himself in a situation that could call his strength into question.
>>189678 Eh, it was good riddance. If he stuck around, he likely was going to overshadow everyone in the setting. He was just going to do more ridiculous things until he snowballed into being the real final boss. Hell, he already had an entire arc trying to paint Sumo as an actual combat art worthy of respect, and specifically dedicated a section to beating a bunch of MMA in retaliation for the fact Sumo never did will when it left its tiny little sphere. >>189679 >And that's all disregarding Yujiro's absurd plot armor that twists reality to ensure he never finds himself in a situation that could call his strength into question. I'll just remind everyone that Yujiro, canonically, failed to open a door when someone was on the other side keeping it closed. Sure, the plot has advanced since then, but I use that and a few other things to weaken the author's plot armor decisions as much as I can. At the very least, I use it as proof he cannot, in fact, punch an earthquake.
>>189661 Yup, it's honestly kind of hilarious how that version of New Genesis just completely and totally won. High Father unironically did nothing wrong (in that setting)
>>189680 >Hell, he already had an entire arc trying to paint Sumo as an actual combat art worthy of respect, and specifically dedicated a section to beating a bunch of MMA in retaliation for the fact Sumo never did will when it left its tiny little sphere. I should clarify I mean the author, not Musashi here.
>>189679 >Be jumper >With the strength, toughness and speed of Superman >And the combined martial arts skills of a dozen anime >Decide to humble Yujiro >Spend ten years never meeting the guy. Locate him with supersight and fly there at hypersonic speed? Nope, its a look alike, the real Yujiro is on the other side of the planet fighting elephants.
>>189678 I might be misremembering, but I thing that arc was actually doing really poorly in sales so Itegaki was just trying to wrap things up as fast as possible while also not wanting to disrespect his new pet character by having him outright "lose". Itegaki's greatest strength and weakness is that he very rarely compromises his own vision for the benefit of others, even if that vision is stupid. >>189680 >I'll just remind everyone that Yujiro, canonically, failed to open a door when someone was on the other side keeping it closed. Sure, the plot has advanced since then, but I use that and a few other things to weaken the author's plot armor decisions as much as I can. At the very least, I use it as proof he cannot, in fact, punch an earthquake. Oh yeah, Yujiro's plot armor took time to build up. Itegaki's treatment of early-series Yujiro is completely different from modern Yujiro. I also share the sentiment that the earthquake thing was just Yujiro getting absurdly lucky while getting high on his own fumes. Now that I think about it, I don't think it was ever outright confirmed who that person on the other side of the door even was. If Baki continues on for another decade, I wouldn't be surprised if Itegaki retcons it so that was actually Yujiro from the future who traveled back in time to fuck with his past self. >>189684 Probably not that far off from how it would actually go.
>>189606 What does it actually do? Because if it's making them fall in "love" then outside of Xipe and MAYBE Yaoshi, I'd say no - and even those two are a longshot. Aeons can't act outside of their Paths and barring Akivili - who was also completely bound to its Primum Mobile - none of them have Paths broad enough to permit caring about anything in such a manner. If they were capable of things like that, they would not be Aeons.
>>189606 Only if they have a female form, so Xipe and maybe Yaoshi. Keep in mind that Every Woman in the World works on beings like Shiro and Nebula so Aeons that are female in some way should be included.
>>189684 Pull a Cell Games and make a huge arena, publicize the shit out of it, and call out Yujiro directly for being a coward if he doesn't show.
>>189687 Xipe and Yaoahi are as female as Slaanesh. So yes, but also Very No. And for Aeons, I don't think gender is in any way applicable regardless of personal appearance.
>>189653 ...Maybe, I dunno. I feel like anons forget how swole Jonathan got as a result of learning it, but that doesn't necessarily means their conclusion is wrong.
>>189689 As long as the target is somewhat female it should work with the boundaries of the perk, although any affection born from it would be heavily distorted by THEIR mentality and pathway in a similar but more extreme version of Makina's yandere tendencies.
>>189690 I'm pretty sure he was a giant wall of muscle from the start. The hamon certainly made him stronger like when he destroyed that iron collar, but even before that Jonothan was not a normal human by any means.
>>189690 >I feel like anons forget how swole Jonathan got as a result of learning it I mean Jonathan absolutely became stronger and a better fighter after hamon, but he was an ABSOLUTE UNIT before that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYMEscaIOQc Boy tanked Speedwagon's razor hat to his wrist, kicked him right in the face, knocked his lights out for a good moment, and STILL had strength to spare. He was pretty strong already.
>>189686 >Every Woman In The World And More: The strongest power, in a way. The capacity to entice, seduce, and ensnare the heart of any woman. Their power, influence and beauty meaning next to nothing before your charms. Not only do you encounter women with startling regularity and seduce them with truly frightening ease – quite a number on accident, or even without your input - but the lengths they go to stay within your sight, your mind, your heart, are truly frightening. Like a most delicious meal upon starving predators. A temptation that can’t be ignored no matter their power or wisdom. Love grips their hearts something fierce, and even those with a single purpose in life or lacking in emotions can’t help but put you above everything else. Even an average man would be seen as the greatest by the lovestruck. Yet, your reach goes further. Naturally gathering their interest, goodwill, and affection. Gods fall helplessly at your feet, ancient demons are awestruck from the first sight, sadists become masochists, heroes of the past swoon, and those capable of seeing the future had already been preparing for your welcoming for years. A few words from you MAX out their affection meters, and a few encounters are more than enough to have them put you above all else in their minds and hearts. Even guardians of the world or beings created to be loyal would happily betray their original masters for a chance of earning your praise. It’s no exaggeration or hyperbole to say that you’re quite capable of getting every single woman in this world simply by existing; even trees, enemies, magic beasts, or bundles of magic can’t escape your charm. But this is no static thing, it will constantly evolve and strengthen, before long, powers will become sentient and forego their users to latch onto you out of mindshattering love, and it will only grow stronger onwards. The "powers will become sentient and forego their users to latch onto you out of mindshattering love" part makes me think that it MIGHT work on Aeons
How would the mundane Earth's react to a necromancer raising the dead to try and take over China?
>>189686 >What does it actually do? Very powerful harem perk based on the MC. According to the Ricrod one if not the strongest harem perks of all his jumps.
>>189685 >Itegaki's treatment of early-series Yujiro Big net and darts
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>>189698 Let's not forget early series Yujiro loved to kill dozens of random people just for fun. Now Yujiro is just a big fluffy bear that shows up in random moments to measure himself against whatever new big fighter appears.
>>189606 If it works on Shallow Vernal and random ass trees, it'll work on literally anything.
>>189696 "How did he raise all those corpses we buried under concrete and parking lots", says China.
>>189695 Honestly, based on this, it seems to only affect women (or somewhat feminine things) so I stand by what I said and will agree with the other anon to a degree that MAYBE Xipe or Yaoshi would be affected and even then it would only manifest in accordance to their Paths.
>>189685 >>189698 >>189700 Yeah, its kind of funny. The scenarios we have in both jumps would be leagues easier if we were allowed to fight Yujiro early on, entirely because his plot armor hadn't escalated that far, so his feats were more on the reasonable side. Hell, I would even argue that Musashi is actually tougher than Yujiro in the end for the scenario, because you actually have to beat him.
What is your Jumper's default form?
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>>189704 I honestly don't think that Jump 1 scenario is beatable, while Jump 2... I don't remember shit about jump 2, sorry Gene.
>>189707 *WIth in-jump purchases only
>>189703 Makina, another Creator Deity in the setting, can only interact for about 20 minutes with Kaito before going mad. The Aeons affected would very likely be permanently locked into a full insane Yandere madness mode with nuances depending on their path and no grace period for interaction beforehand.
>>189700 >Now Yujiro is just a big fluffy bear that shows up in random moments to measure himself against whatever new big fighter appears. Man rape.
>>189704 >>189707 >>189708 It's doable, but only if you minmax like crazy. Maybe one day I'll look back at those Jumps for rebalancing. But I'm too lazy to do that anytime soon. Besides, nowadays I only keep up with Baki out of sunk cost.
>>189709 >The Aeons affected would very likely be permanently locked into a full insane Yandere madness mode with nuances depending on their path Anything that could cause this level of alteration to an Aeon would result in it just ceasing to exist. There can't be 'nuances' to an Aeon's Path, at least not for the Aeon personally. If the Aeon is not always pursuing its Path in its purest expression, then it cannot exist. Anything that contradicts this basically results in the Aeon ceasing to be, which was the crux of Lygus's attempts to destroy Nous.
>>189712 Nta but honestly I tend to doubt this kind of autism's credibility, theoretically primordials from exalted too should be like that. Also Aha's path is literally "anything that I find funny at that moment"
>>189710 What the fuck was the author smoking when he did this?
>>189707 The Jump 1 scenario has the advantage that you have a LONG time to train before you actually get involved with the arcs. The big problem is that most of the arcs are densely packed, so any injuries you suffer you need to heal from quickly. Jump 2 is where you start dealing with the author's bullshit, so it is leagues harder, but there is also more cheat stuff. It also helps slightly you are allowed to keep everything from the other Baki jump, but you still are going to hit the wall with Musashi and Pickle. If you can beat them, Yujiro should be easy. That being said, you better have some OOC shit to help you train, or your going to be in trouble. >>189711 Honestly, the best place to start in beating the Scenerio is get some physical stats in your bodymod to the point where you can focus on improving your skill instead of just working out more, then work from there.
>>189712 It would simply seduce the Aeon's Paths and make it work out regardless. This is unironic.
>>189714 Whatever it is, he is continuing to smoke it because he adamantly refuses to back down on this point.
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I'm thinking of combining Generic Fist + Neon Dreams of Erotic dreams because i've always liked the idea of a cyberpunk world that went all in on martial arts and especially how cybernetics could create unique martial arts from them, GUNNM and to a lesser extent Pondsmith's Cyberpunk since it takes ideas for GUNNM are pretty good for that but i'm massively behind on GUNNM and I don't find alot of Cyberpunk's ttrpg books to be all that of an interesting read, so instead i've been work-shopping how to get it to work for a chain and I think combining Generic Fist + Neon Dreams works best since it's a simple martial arts jump where I can freely design the world with Generic Fist and neon dreams brings in the cyberpunk stuff i'd want in pretty cleanly though if you anons have any suggestions for jumps/combos of jumps you think would work better i'd still like to hear them. Anyway that's mostly worked out but now I just need to come up with WHY nobody fucks with guns and the like in the city and why martial arts are instead the top dog for settling gang disputes and the like, i'm mostly thinking of running with the following suggestion I got back ages ago in the cyberpunk general thread back over on /tg/ when I asked a similar question for a city I was homebrewing for a campaign that fell through not too long after that but i'm not super sold on the idea as it stands: >A span where they handed control of certain city functions over to an AI with one objective being the reduction of pollution. The AI is the sole entity in control of policy enforcement. The AI is also violently autistic, and if its noise pollution screening grid detects a loud bang, the automated response is a bit over the top. It has functionally gone rogue and controls the city's intranet, so trying to take it offline would mean that all the other now lesser powers would have to functionally admit how badly they fucked up AND would need to engage in a costly war against an artificial intelligence that holds enough power and materiel to actively defend itself in a costly urban ground war. >Word is that when they were celebrating the roll out of the updated sensor grid that the corpo who masterminded the implementation popped a bottle of champagne only to then be beaten into a coma by a security drone.
>>189719 >Generic Fist As a person who doesn't actually mind non-shit generics, I don't really understand people's the obsession with this jump.
>>189713 >Nta but honestly I tend to doubt this kind of autism's credibility, theoretically primordials from exalted too should be like that. Primordials have autistic fixations that they find it DIFFICULT to think against, which is why they have their soul hierarchies. Aeons literally can't think or go against their Paths in any way and the closest anyone ever got to forcing such was Lygus with Irontomb, which 1) needed to destroy the entire Imaginary Tree to convert the Path energy of Erudition towards the goal of Self-Coronation and 2) needed to query Nous and turn all its calculations from Erudition towards Destruction, which would have unmade Nous (and all existence with it but Lygus thought that was acceptable collateral) - and even this wasn't enough despite how close it had gotten due to Nous having locked in the separate possibility of Trailblaze communing with it from the very beginning. We also know that this is the goal of the Doctors of Chaos to make IX experience /something/, anything, for existence which would contradict its nature as The Nihility and cause it to cease to be. Even Akivili was stated to be restrained by its Primum Mobile despite "enjoying a freedom similar to us mortals". And Akivili had a LOT more room via its Path to act due to the freeform nature of Trailblazing.
>>189720 I wouldn't call it an obsession but it's fine and simple for what it needs to do, I would love a generic martial arts jump the length of NuBee's Street Fighter or even as long as Shard's DC jump but it works well enough for me for the chains I want to use it in.
>>189719 >why guns bado The setting is a space station and firepower required to murk really high end cyborgs gonna end up vacuuming the whole thing. >>189723 Its not just you, I had seen it surface repeatedly.
>>189720 I mean, I'll give it credit, its better then stuff like fucking Generic Thirst, and at least has an actual idea of a setting unlike the accursed Generic First Jump, but I've never seen people that obsessed with it.
>>189724 > The AI is also violently autistic, and if its noise pollution screening grid detects a loud bang, the automated response is a bit over the top. This is also that sort of stuff that's gonna end up dictating a lot more setting details than just "Gan bed" and you'll have to either phone it or spend a lot of brainpower on figuring it out
>>189716 I remember making the most optimized build in jump 1 - using the Ultimate perk, the beast perk tree and panacea. Grow your muscles, convert them into skill, and repeat the process until you get overpowered. Then go to the second jump and acquire the lover's loyalty to improve it even more. You can use this build to beat Yujiro as long as you use all the twenty years from both jumps to only train.
>>189725 Okay, maybe "obsess" was a strong term.
>>189720 The only generic jump that I've seen people regularly bring up is Generic First Jump.
>>189712 It's not nuances introduced into their path but nuances in THEIR affection based on their path. Yaoshi for example would most likely attempt to pump every possible blessing of health, regeneration and immortality into the unfortunate target of THEIR love.
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>>189618 I simply cannot wait to engage in a capitalism once again.
>>189729 Maaaaybe I got them confused
>>189618 Bah! Humbug.
>>189724 >>189726 >The setting is a space station and firepower required to murk really high end cyborgs gonna end up vacuuming the whole thing. I like the idea but I don't think i'll run with it, thanks though. >This is also that sort of stuff that's gonna end up dictating a lot more setting details than just "Gan bed" and you'll have to either phone it or spend a lot of brainpower on figuring it out Oh yeah don't worry I get that I've got some old notes somewhere on my PC based around that stuff I should be able to dust off for this, I remember one piece is some gangs setting up some false flag ops against rivals organizations and maybe something where you could apply for some permission to engage in some noise pollution, generally used by loud industrial work, but that would end up putting the bureaucrats who deal in those dealings up the corporate ladder since they would have alot more power than what there initial job role would entail.
>>189729 The main ones I see usually are Generic First Jump (because people can't imagine running a chain without every protection possible in your first jump) and Generic OP Protagonist (because people on reddit are extremely uncreative when it comes to finding solutions to problems without getting cheat skills.) Otherwise... I think I see Generic Creepypasta get a lot of use. It's a good start to power when you want to be a monster, at the very least.
How's everybody's weekend been?
>>189736 Eeeeh, could be better.
>>189626 Nah, after having time to stick with it, I should just commit to one project at a time. Trying to split my brainpower between multiple projects simultaneously just makes both less enjoyable. If I feel like I don't have enough time to finish both before Christmas I'll just wait a bit longer to post GDO.
>>189741 >time to stick with it *time to sit with it
>>189736 Alright. I've also realized that the only likable woman in BTAS is Harley, because she tries her best to get her act together and is loyal when she's in a committed relationship, unlike all the other two-timing hoes in Gotham (including Barbara)
Going to sleep. Good night guys.
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>>189736 Church was nice, singing could have been better.
>>189736 Someone didn't single a turn, and then turned too tight into my land, almost hitting me. They had the audacity to honk at me. I did an illegal U-y and went after them. I then screamed at them so violently I hurt my voice. Also, my charging cable just broke.
>>189637 And humanity is by far the most boring part of the manga compared to all the "enemies".
>>189744 Niiiiiight
>>189736 Yesterday was extremely productive. Today was the complete opposite. It's almost 6 PM and other than fluffing drawbacks for GDO I can't recall a single thing I've done all day. And now that I've become consciously aware of this fact I'm stressing myself out trying to think of something else to spend the rest of the afternoon on.
>>189749 Just relax. Go read a manga or something while listening to music.
>>189747 I mean, the Enemies are used to give engaging fight scenes when they are not used to illustrate Enemy on Enemy curbstomps, but the humans are still the actual characters. >>189744 Night
>>189709 To be fair, you can't compare the caricatures in Isekai At Peace with like, actual people and characters.
>>189749 Question for you: Does Dark Timeline use your past jump abilities or only your Infamous abilities? And does Vampire buff Conduit abilities or no?
>>189736 I got a call at the beginning of the weekend telling me I got the job after 4 rounds of interviews, so pretty great weekend so far.
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>>189736 Went to animecon. It was fun time. Bought tea balls and was thinking about getting deal with it glasses but friend bough them before me.
>>189755 Yay, meaningful employment!
>>189749 I am now significantly less stressed. Turns out I just really had to pee. >>189750 Yeah, it'll probably do me some good to stop posting for a bit. >>189754 >Does Dark Timeline use your past jump abilities or only your Infamous abilities? Everything. >And does Vampire buff Conduit abilities or no? It has some kind of effect, since it turns Cole's electricity red, but I don't think there's any functional difference.
>>189753 The topic is about a chinese gacha game.
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>>189755 Congratulations!
>>189758 >Everything Noted. >It has some kind of effect, since it turns Cole's electricity red, but I don't think there's any functional difference. So there's no real point to stacking being an Ancient along with being a Conduit?
>>189740 >>189746 That sucks, sorry to hear that anons. >>189755 That rules, good job anon. >>189756 I wish I could go to cons again but my mortgage eats up too much cash for me to take a big vacation like that. Anyways mine has been alright, I've just been playing a lot of Sonic games and listening to a naval historian talk about the time in WW2 when the US navy got its shit rocked by a typhoon.
>>189761 I mean, Cole was a basic-bitch vampire, so maybe it's different for ancients. But with the evidence available it seems like whatever synergy exists between Conduit powers and vampirism doesn't provide much of a direct power boost.
Okay, hear me out. A furry with a regular word instead of a name? Who is violent and faux "edgy" and "evil" with a tragic past? Take Shadow the Hedgehog to Hazbin Hotel. It's where he belongs.
>>189762 >That sucks, sorry to hear that anons. I'm just one nigga, smut.
>>189764 You take those words back mister or so help me
>>189466 Sometimes I'm reminded you really don't understand Jumpchain.
>>189763 Ah well. Good to know, thank you. Trying to gauge whether it's even worth it to pick some things up since Infamous will be second in my chain, Pokemon's first.
>>189768 How could you ever forget?
>>189499 >I think I'll wait. Duly noted. >>189529 >starting to realize Nobody tell him...
>>189764 What did Shadow ever do to deserve this?
>>189440 I feel like I'm morally obliged to kill her. But then again....
Might as well drop this question before I leave for dinner. I'm considering having a dedicated skill section in GDO, since there's no cheat section. However, I have numerous perks that could very easily pass as skills like regression, reincarnation, lie detection, status effect resistance, etc. I'd rather not have to scrap them, so any idea how I can draw a clearer distinction between perks and skills, or maybe provide some kind of advantage to buying these specific traits as perks instead of skills?
>>189736 Cold, mostly.
>>189775 Skills can grow with time and/or practice, maybe?
I ended up in the porn thread by accident
>>189775 Skills show up on your stat sheet and are interactable/viewable with the system?
>>189775 Oh wait, I'm dumb. This is a solved problem. Skills can't be discounted, perks can.
Is Re Zero any good?
>>189780 Nigga, how the fuck u do that? I'm thinking it's more like I pretended to end up in the porn thread by accident
>>189785 Don't bother.
>>189785 What about Yoshi's Island?
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>>189753 >Isekai At Peace Tested by plugging in the perk to an AI. I had a giggle. >>189780 Unfortunate.
>>189785 Not as bad as haters say it is Not as good as fans say it is
>>189788 Children chosen by destiny and born of the Stars themselves are left on Yoshi's Island to be raised by dinosaurs. This somehow goes well.
>>189790 Its mid?
>>189785 I like it. It's like isekai Steins;Gate.


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>>189788 Those women really wanted to play with the kids.
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>>189736 Pretty good. Came back from a ghost investigation thing that I went on with my mom but it sucked because they decorated the potentially creepy old colonial house with christmas deco and lights and there was a shitload of people so it was just a bunch of dorks talking to a "ghost talking box" room by room. Still nice to go anywhere with ma. Got a couple of cheap art commissions back and now I'm just eating pizza and procrastinating my jumpmaking
>>189794 Many women do go crazy for babies though. None of their reactions are unusual, except for the one who wants to fuck the baby.
>>189796 I'm pretty sure the difference between Netflix and Game Dracula is pretty much >I'm fucked. Judge, if you're seeing this, please let me have McKenzie back. I even wore my nice 8 Ball jean jacket to the last court hearing and >I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization. This shit ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish
>>189797 >Koopa Single mom vibes >Goomba Older sister freaked out by the baby >Shy Gal Very autistic >Plant Super drunk aunt
>>189791 Eh, still a better child support system than many IRL.
Good evening my nikkas. I'm back from the clinic. Turns out outside the flu and mild case of food poisoning aside from my cough. Had tons of exams done to me, including like 4 blood tests and an urine one. Also I probably don't have cancer nor aids. That's good. On the flipside, the pills are expensive and I'm already like 400 dollars in debt
>>189798 >I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type-1 civilization. This shit ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of shit. Step the wrong way and you will perish Having just the read the book recently, this is the original Dracula to a tee
>>189801 I'm sorry that you suffer so much, Ric. I love you
>>189794 Honestly, getting these four as OC companions when jumping to Paper Mario sounds like a fun idea.
>>189802 "I have hope that our man-brains that have not lost the grace of God will come higher than his child-brain that is peaking on that danny phantom slime, that grow not yet to our stature, and that has amnesia, and has forgot that he is him."
>>189774 She'd look so good in that coat and nothing else.
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>>189801 I have given prayer, genuinely hope the big man helps you out.
>>189802 The first part from Harker's journal detailing his stay with the Count is so gripping and intriguing and then he escapes and there's the rest of the book.
>>189803 >>189809 Thanks guys. I'm considering my options to pay them bills.
>>189807 You mean Marika, right?
>>189807 Out of curiosity is it fem!Robin or Grima that you're gooning to?
>>189659 who are these one piece looking motherfuckers
>>189814 We could goon to both! Both are good! Though I'm personally gooning to Grima because loyal and dangerous women are sexy and fem!Robin is for getting CHROM'D.
>>189815 They're from the Versus series. Depending on translation, they're either called Titans or Giants.
>>189816 Chrom is also for Grima, silly worm.
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>>189774 But think of all the funny offspring you could make with that crucible.
>>189677 do we have a jump for that?
>>189736 I read most of a really solid planquest, went out for family pictures which sucked, and otherwise just relaxed. Have exams this week so I'm not looking forward to that.
>>189820 Sadly, we do not. Especially because these fantasy Romans are fucking insane enough to build nuclear ballista bolts designed to be fired by a regular ballista.
>>189816 >spoiler CORRECT!
>>189810 Yeah, I don't know what Bram Stoker was cooking making so little of the book consist of the most interesting part
>>189744 Night, bud.
>>189819 I mean, yeah. But I already have a bunch of kids...four is a bunch, right? Still, she is pretty, and the Hornsent did have it coming...
Im thinking of doing an overlord build and dumping everything into my guild base, importing my tower and building it into a tower to the heavens. Just so tall it pierces the sky. What kind of mob spawns would be appropriate?
>>189827 Angels at the tippy top with aliens right below demons at the bottom
>>189826 Canon Marika is not the best looking critter around. Fan Marika is really hot though. https://youtu.be/5Ec47-RwFsM
Fuck I'm tired.
>>189829 This is the hollowed out husk of what she once was to be fair. There's no mentions of her being made of stone in various excerpts, the other shamans are most assuredly very meaty, her children are all flesh and blood mostly, and Miquella upon ascension into a god hasn't been rendered stone-like in appearance. Very little would support her looking like that before she shattered the Elden Ring and got suspended like this within the Erdtree.
>>189831 I know but I dun have an image of her pre-stone state.
>>189831 I'm going to be honest, I always felt like she looked like cracked, desiccated wood, which I felt was fitting all things considered.
>>189831 This. People see an old dried out husk (that still has curves) and go "there's literally no way this goddess can be a hot woman"
>>189829 In addition to what Bee said, I still would. I see no reason not to.
>>189832 Fair enough. >>189834 She's still a terrible, awful person you shouldn't engage in romance with but yeah she definitely seems like she was smoking hot. >>189833 You know what, if she's like burnt wood left ashen in appearance either from her imprisonment or the burning of the erdtree that definitely would fit.
>>189810 It’s exactly like how in the new Nosferatu movie the opening at the castle is this nightmarish game of cat and mouse, and then the rest of the movie is just…The Mummy but gothic. It’s not that it’s unentertaining, but the atmosphere does kind of nosedive when things noticeably happen just because the plot needs them to.
>>189829 ....honestly, still pretty cute. Just needs some mending and healing and I'm sure she'll be up for a few beastmen massacres in no time!
>>189837 Precisely.
Other than Atelier Ryza what are some good jumps for being an artificer? I'm trying to transition from being a wizard to being a magitech mad scientist. Ryza seems like a good fit for that but what else is there?
>>189835 >>189838 She does look better in the various attempts to rebuild her I've seen.
>>189841 Oh, she's like a cat.
>>189840 Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, GURPS, Magic the Gathering, Avernum, Fairy Tail, Pokemon Tabletop United, Marchen Awakens Romance, Master of Magic, and Hero BBS are all good?
>>189810 This is like literary Full Metal Jacket where everyone only gives a shit about the boot camp part except in the movies case it's totally underserved
If shaman are plant people, doesn't that mean fucking Marika makes you a plantfucker?
>>189840 Mana Khemia
>>189840 Castlevania lament of innocence.
>>189617 Nonono, that’s the MOST confusing part. We’ve seen what the black goo does: It melts the Engineer civilisation down, and with careful tinkering can generate proto-alien things like the oversized facehugger or the weird albino proto-xenomorphs. There is no suggestion at any point black goo generates Engineers. Although yeah, get fucked David.
>>189816 >>189818 >>189823 Isn't this NTR-adjacent?
>>189133 Debating on whether I want to grab the Grimoire and branch into more advanced magic or use the 400cp version of Hell of a Sale to have a huge tech empire instead, since I have both Artisan of War and MAD SCIENCE! Fuck it, I'll roll and see if I'm going all in on the tech theme or if I'm exploring magic, too. >1. Grimoire >2. Tech Empire 1d2 = 2
>>189845 And? >>189850 Well, it would be, but you can be both Robin and Grima, so fucking your own husband is fine. QED.
Gwyndolin>Marika
>>189854 You can just have both though.
>>189850 >Isn't this NTR-adjacent? Well if you're gunning for Grima then the chances of getting cucked are pretty slim, you'd likely be the only one brave (and stupid enough) to try it. No promises if you're Robin though. The odds of getting Chrom'd may not be 100%... but they're never 0% either.
>>189854 Bro his legs are snakes
>>189859 Literal boi-titties.
>>189858 >He wants wood over snakes Your choice is gay or gay.
>>189861 Anon. If the plant can get pregnant, she's not gay for a man to fuck. Now, she is gay for a woman to fuck, and if we get into futa things get complicated, but fundamentally the thickness of the cell wall doesn't matter here.
>>189863 >He wants hard wood GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY
>>189863 So you're saying fucking a boy isn't gay if you get him boi-pregnant
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>>189842 >finally decides to watch Yu Yu Hakusho >get to episode 9 >tmw half the cast of Street Fighter showed up for the chance to train with Genkai >even Retsu from SF 1 talking to one of the generic karate dudes Might be fun to have that go full circle as a created companion/custom fighting style that basically apes one of the highschooler's spirit arts as part of a retro street punk/bancho whose normals are barehand brawling with occasional kendo swing and specials/commands do the spirit bullshit. Mostly joking, but would this be grounds enough to have Yu Yu Hakusho stuff happen during the whatever vs Capcom toggles?
>>189845 I've jacked off to photos of sundew plants on Wikipedia. I'll take her.
>>189865 .,....I guess so, but I didn't think that'd be a concern for you....Zeus.
>>189868 >I've jacked off to photos of sundew plants on Wikipedia. I'll take her. HOLY FUARKING BASED!
Trying to figure out how to explain the difference in power or utility between different tiers of classes. Most series don't bother getting into specifics and just throw around letter grades arbitrarily, but since I'm charging different amounts for each tier, I need to put a bit more thought into this. Different tiers are: >F - Barely any more useful than a regular civilian >E >D >C >B >A >S >SS >SSS - Basically a walking apocalypse Any ideas on how to differentiate the different tiers between F and SSS?
>>189869 Given the context of what this is replying to, I was under the impression it was a femboy. Turns out it's just Hera.
>>189871 It's pretty much never anything more than raw power-level. So just give power-levels. >E: Resistant to knives, peak muggle strength, speed, reaction time, etc. >C: Immune to small arms. Can easily punch a hole through concrete.
>>189871 >SS Super Soakers!
>>189871 >>189873 Magic is roughly comparable to: >E: Primitive arrows. >C: A .50 cal sniper rifle.
>/jc/ is arguing about if wiener-schnitzel is the same as chicken-fried steak Chat, are we cooked?
>>189876 No we're Cooking.
>>189876 No but I feel dehydrated. Fucking winter.
>>189867 This wouldn't be enough grounds for the special crossover thing to apply if I'm being realistic, sadly enough. It's just a reference rather than the actual characters. If you want to do it anyways on the sly I can't stop you though.
>>189876 To clarify, the argument on my part is that chicken fried steak doesn't count as an american food since it's an adapted german dish. Or italian dish. One of the two
>>189133 >>189852 Tech it is, then. >Jump: Hazbin Hotel >Location: The Hazbin Hotel >Background: Old Blood >Race: Ars Goetia (400cp) Perks: >Magical Malarky (Free) >The Show Must Go On! (Free) >Game Face (Free) >Devil’s Bargain (Free) >Brainrot (100cp) >Not A Ghost (200cp) >MAD SCIENCE! (600cp) >Whatever It Takes (Free) >Dance Choreography Mentor (100cp) >Retired Monster (200cp) >Artisan of War (300cp) Items: >Hellphone (Free) >Hell of a Sale (200cp) Drawbacks: >Dirty Healings (0cp) >I’ll Make The Mistakes (200cp) >AYY I’M SHOOTIN’ OVAH HEAH (100cp) >Bullish Assassination Economy (200cp) >I AM THE MASTERMIND! (200cp) >Love in a Bottle (200cp) >Exit, Pursued By A Shark (200cp) >"Oh Satan! My spleen! MY SPLEEN! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD A SPLEEN!" >Charlie winced. >"Shock.wav Model 224! NO! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BABY?!" >Charlie winced harder. >"I'm not into this! I'm not into this at all! I'M REALLY NOT INTO THIS!" >Charlie had graduated to outright flinching now. >"Dollface, when you said you'd make my problems disappear..." Angel Dust began, looking with a mix of satisfaction and horror at the broken remains of Valentino. >"THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!" Charlie squeaked. It was bad enough that the primary investor in her Hotel, one of the Ars Goetia who happened to run a massive communications and media corporation, was slaughtering Sinners and Hellborn alike who had tried to pick a fight with him. They'd started it, so it was technically fair, even if Jumper was perhaps having a bit too much fun killing people. >She didn't need her hotel's first guest being scared off, too. >"Phew, what a rush!" Jumper exclaimed, the bloodsoaked avian seeming positively ecstatic. "I tell you, your highness, there's nothing more thrilling than getting rid of a long-standing irritant!" >Charlie looked at the broken forms of the Vees, previously Hell's premier Overlords and now looking like they'd seen an Extermination. >"Yes...quite." Alastor noted beside her, and despite the smile on his face he seemed irritated. Probably because he and Jumper hadn't gotten a long since the Radio Demon first came to the Hotel. "Very impressive, sire." >"Why thank you, Alastor." Jumper chuckled. "You know, I had first thought it might be another Goetia pushing these Sinners, but now it appears that it was some rank amateur pulling their strings."
[Expand Post]>Alastor twitched. >"Well, who cares about all that?" Jumper chuckled. "Come, come, your highness, with how pathetic these three are, I'm sure they'd make wonderful guests at your Hotel! And with their redemption, I'm one step closer to winning the heart of the Speaker!" >Charlie might not be stupid, per say, but she was easily led around and manipulated by people showing faith in her dream, and so her previous concern was replaced with glee. >"I don wanna stay at the Hotel, though..." Vox whimpered, groaning in pain as Jumper kicked him. "R-reservations for three, please..." Is this cringe? Perhaps. But that just makes it lore accurate!
>mfw find cultivation CYOA >So far so good >Portal world change might be good for a chain justification >Know this author >Look at companions >Dread >Several rows of the same Worm characters and a few stragglers from Family Guy, DC and other cartoons. >mfw
>>189883 >pic An unconventional gryphon, but cute.
>>189880 I'd say it ocunts as American due to being a major common dish in the South. Much like how Kolaches became Texas cuisine.
>>189882 Did jumper eventually manage to seduce speaker though?
>>189880 All our food is adapted, genius, we were founded by beautiful white immigrants
>>189884 There's a whole set of silly gryphons from that artist; they're great.
>>189887 >All our food is adapted, genius What if I kill an animal and eat it raw? That's not adapted.
>>189885 >Much like how Kolaches became Texas cuisine. Fucking. A Texas Kolach isn't even a legitimate Kolach! They're Klobasniks! They just call them Kolaches because they use the same dough!
>>189886 Eventually, yeah. It helped that Jumper's initially selfish motivations for helping Sinners became more genuine and selfless with time, so that by the time the two properly met, Jumper was a changed demon. Lucifer wasn't sure whether he was supposed to be proud or horrified that one of his creations won the heart of the Speaker.
>"And you! Are on! The Naughty! List! Why did you leave me?! WHY!?!" I forgot quite how much homoerotic text there was between Lex and Superman in this movie. Literally making a clone-thingie of your dead hate-crush to beat up for dying on you.
Mohrta is pretty fun. I'm wondering how hard the difficulty is going to spike past the recommended first area.
>>189883 What CYOA?
>>189894 NTA, but he's probably talking about Om1Cr0n's new interactive? https://om1cr0n.neocities.org/cultivation/
>>189894 What anon said.
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>>189893 I want that magic living healing fumo doll thing. Thanks for the stream.
>>189892 I still find it funny that Lex was genuinely enraged and jealous that Superman got killed by someone other than him. You would think he'd be dancing with glee, but no, someone else killed Superman and now he's acting like a jilted ex. I think Mercy even points out how, technically speaking, Lex DID kill Superman, since Lex Corp released Doomsday, but that wasn't on purpose so it doesn't count.
>>189883 >Cultivator CYOA with Family Guy companions Imagine a cultivation method based on cutaways.
>>189896 It's not a BAD CYOA. You just gotta ignore the companions, and the fact that the very few perks that fit the theme of being a Lewd Cultivation cyoa assume you're a male that's gonna be going around fucking women.
>>189899 That's just Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
>>189898 I feel bad for that Mercy. You get the feeling he didn't really kill her for security reasons, he was just in a bad mood and killed his competent assistant to vent stress.
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>>189871 >power or utility Like what are the considerations? stats? skills? ability? talents? size of T&A? Also is this just in general? for solo leveling? is this about how much damage they can dish out? is it about their general toughness? you want raw biggatons? meta bullshit? hax powers? I'm guessing you don't want to categorize them in what's their niche, if they fit other roles, how important is each of those roles, what groups use these roles, how big, how well they fit in each, morality, how agreeable they are, upper feats, theoretical feats, how they fare in/out of combat, etc.
>>189902 It was entirely to vent stress. He went from pure frustration and rage to calm way too fast before shooting and killing her. Him asking 'hey, by the way, you cleaned up that mess, right' before shooting her just felt like he was giving himself an excuse to kill her.
>>189883 I prefer Traveller's Cultivation CYOA. Even if it does steal at least one perk from our OG Generic Xianxia jump https://travellers-cyoas.neocities.org/Cultivation/
>>189890 Hey man, don't blame the Texans. Blame the Czechs who immigrated to Texas and taught them wrong on purpose
>>189822 No promises, but if I set up my gaming laptop again anytime soon I'll run through it and see if it has potential. I pirated it but it regularly goes on sale so it isn't like it'll break the bank.
>>189890 Regardless, they are wonderful stuffed with boudain.
>>189883 Funny. That was my exact thought process too. Wish they would just stop spamming the same damn ones.
>>189907 I bought it after watching this. I enjoyed it. https://youtu.be/bHakQgEoXd8
>>189906 I've met a Czech descendant, they call them by the right name! ... I'm still pissed about being given a pig in a blanket when I was offered a Koloch expecting a sweet pastry, back when I was like twelve. Absolutely no idea who offered the thing or why I knew a koloch was a pastry, but the anger has lingered for decades >>189908 God, that does sound good. There's a donut place a couple miles away that apparently makes those, I should go get one
>>189849 I wouldn't call the Offspring an Engineer. It has similarities but that would also tie into the lore than humans might have been experiments, maybe genetic throwbacks. Doesn't the Engi in Prometheus just chug the stuff?
>>189911 >There's a donut place a couple miles away that apparently makes those, I should go get one Remember, the koloches are best when its a small local donut shop ran by a kindly tiny old korean woman
>>189893 World 2 is a pain in the ass so I can only say the devs know how to increase the difficulty. Enjoy scrambling for ammo. You gonna stream tomorrow?
Good morning friends. >>189618
>>189911 You should, definitely. Even if you're pretty hungry I wouldn't get more than two though; or at least if they're around the same size as the one's I'm familiar with. They're dense, cheesy, meaty, and filling. Also if you ever need to reheat them I'd poke a couple holes through the middle and bake at a low temp for a bit. It's a bit hard to heat through without messing up the bread exterior. >>189913 What the fuck? The donut shop around here that makes them is also owned by some nice little old Asian people. Is that just a thing?
>>189915 Hello WoL!
>>189897 There's a lot of interesting stuff in the game that I want. >>189914 Yup, continuing my Geneforge playthrough at the usual time. More Morhta won't but until next Sunday. Thanks for the heads up on World 2. >>189915 Wazzzzaaaaap!
>>189903 A little bit of everything, honestly. It's just how well any given class can fulfill its intended purpose. How well a crafting class can craft, how well a healing class can heal, how well a fighter class can fight, etc. >Also is this just in general? for solo leveling? This is for a generic. Specifically a dupe for Korean Portal Invasion.
>>189916 >What the fuck? The donut shop around here that makes them is also owned by some nice little old Asian people. Is that just a thing? As someone who has been across different parts of Texas...yes. Apparently it is. From the Panhandle to Texarkana (and possibly even as far as the Transpecos) its all little asian grannies running small donut shops. No, I don't know why this is. Its just something that spontaneously happens. The one in Cooper is pretty damn good. Cooper also has a pretty sweet mexican resturant. The tortilla bowls though will kill you from sodium overdose though.
>>189918 Cricket's done so I'll see if I can get some jumpmaking done today.
>>189915 Good morning, Herald of Disney! >>189904 Yeah, Luthor's always been a dick.
>>189921 You and your underlander sports.
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>>189923 It's an Engl*sh sport, though perhaps you wouldn't know it based on their performance.
>>189924 >>189923 Didn't the US win a major Cricket tournament some years back?
>>189921 A sentence I never expected to hear in my life. >>189918 I'll try to remember Sunday then. Good luck with Geneforge.
>>189920 That's odd, but yeah, random Asian dives always make the best food. There's a Chinese place on the side of a road between towns near here that I deeply adore. It's only for pickup or drivethrough as some years back they closed the inside, but you'll see plastic over the furniture, and books, showing that the owners use that space. A lot of their food comes in styrofoam containers and they can end up so packed the food starts to spill out the sides. I have no fucking idea why they give you so much but I'm grateful. Best fucking god damn dumplings ever and I've been to a lot of Chinese places for the dumplings. It is absolutely not good for you and you can taste it which is why we only end up getting it once every couple months though.
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I'm having combo ideas beyond my competence level again, I now want to turn my own physical shadow into a personal super-summon for large-scale jobs like "sink an entire whaling fleet" or "see that army? I don't want to". I already know I need to: >be a Shadow Caller Summoner in Pathfinder >go to Peter Pan to have my shadow as a Companion >get the Shadow Wisp or whatever it's called in Charmed What else do I need?
>>189928 Nara Clan from Naruto.
>>189928 Bayonetta's Medium Channeling perk, to channel your summoning magic through your shadow
>>189925 Not that I recall. A google search say they managed to beat Pakistan in an ODI when Pakistan were former champions (not the reigning champs either, just that they had won once in the past).
>>189931 T20 not ODI
>>189931 >they managed to beat Pakistan USA! USA! USA!
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>>189912 Bold new theory: Humans = Trolls Black Goo = Well of Eternity Engineers = Night Elves
>>189934 where are murlocks on this
>>189928 Go to Mana Khemia 2 and import them as a Shadow Mana. I think a few of the Zelda jumps had a perk for Ganon doing that.
>>189929 Can't believe I forgot them, little me always thought Shikamaru was cool. Thanks, anon. >>189930 This is also good, having my other summons pop out of my shadow. Thanks. >>189936 >Mana Khemia I keep forgetting we have that, thanks anon. >Zelda jumps Is Phantom Ganon his shadow, or something else? Either way, that does help.
>>189935 Murlocs are (possibly) spawned from one of the Wild Gods. No one is really sure.
>>189937 I think Shikamaru is super cool, though fanon likes to exaggerate his tactical acumen such that he never seems to sweat. Fucker is putting in effort and fighting for his life right up until the plan comes together. He would rather fucking note, but he's gotta.
>>189935 Nowhere, Murlocs do not descend from Trolls. Murlocs are probably from a Wild God, probably a frog one. Gorlocs may be the ancestors of Murlocs, but they might also not be. Blizzard will probably never answer this question.
>>189937 >Is Phantom Ganon his shadow, or something else? Either way, that does help. NTA, but Agahnim from A Link To The Past is Ganon's shadow, seperated and snuck into the light world to free ganon.
>>189871 F- Professional Athlete tier without effort, very mildly tougher than a normal human, unlikely to have special skills and relegated to support functions at best, likely considered only for contract work as most guilds will consider F-rank to be too weak to hire on permanently. E- Theoretical peak human athlete, noticeably tougher than a normal human and recover faster too. 'Common' skills may appear. Probably relegated to a support role unless they get lucky and obtain a useful skill. D- Noticeably superhuman if only mildly so, much tougher than a regular human and recovery is significantly faster, rarely sick and normal humans basically can't hurt you without some form of actual weapon. Often have one or more common skills and this is likely the minimum rank needed to be considered for a 'combat' position in low rank dungeons. C- Significantly superhuman, can shrug off low caliber gunfire with only slight bruising even as a non-tank 'class'. This is where uncommon skills tend to start showing up like various types of magic or other supernatural abilities. Solid middle of the road Awakened individual who should have no trouble finding work. B- Minor local celebrities. Majorly and obviously superhuman. At this rank those with agility or speed focused classes can likely move faster than the human eye can track and tank classes can stand up to hits that could wreck armored vehicles. Rare skills tend to start showing up here. A- Even a caster class is probably as physically capable as a B-rank tank at this point, whereas actual tanks are massively superior and can stand up to hits that could wreck small buildings. Recovery is quick enough that at this point virtually any injury short of amputation can be recovered from in a single day, potentially much quicker than that if the injury is minor. At this rank it is expected for someone to have a Rare skill or two and likely several uncommon and common ones, and there is a small chance that Very Rare skills may show up here. S- Measurements start to break down here. S-rank awakened are far beyond even A-rank's, physical fighters being powerful enough to knock down skyscrapers in an out of control brawl is entirely possible, mage types will often have extremely powerful wide area magics that can shift the course of entire battlefields and tanks can effectively shrug off artillery fire. Very Rare skills are expected alongside a slew of other skills and abilities related to their class and/or focus, and at this point 'Ultimate' Skills start to appear. Effectively a walking talking tactical weapon that could wreck most of a city in a few hours, or potentially less for AoE casters, if not stopped or countered. Major celebrities likely well known even outside of their countries, nations and big businesses will bend over backwards to accommodate S-ranks in the hopes of retaining their service and to prevent them from wanting to immigrate elsewhere. SS - Physical ability and magical power continue to increase, however at this point it the Skills an awakened has largely whether they fit into this Rank or not. That said even a magic caster could manage the same sort of feats as a low-end S-rank physical class, agile types can move so fast even A-ranks can hardly keep track of them and tanks can effectively shrug off anything short of nuclear weaponry. At this point the awakened has enough personal power to be considered a strategic asset comparable to a significant amount of a modern nations military. SSS - Walking apocalypse even if they don't know it. At this point the Awakened individual is effectively immune to any weaponry or device modern humanity could produce and holds personal power sufficient that only comparably powerful monsters or other Awakened could hope defeat them. Particularly potent "Ultimate" skills or multiple "lesser" ultimate skills are practically expected and required for this rank. Note - The SS and SSS ranks may not actually exist in an official capacity within a given setting on account of lack of ability to properly measure such things without causing extensive collateral damage. It is entirely possibly such individuals may not even realize how powerful they are themselves as they may simply never encounter opponents strong enough to actually force them to their limits. So the above is all fanwank that I figure fits the question you possible in a general manner but obviously it would all depend on how exactly the world is being fanwanked given the nature of the jump.
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>>189919 >Korean Have you read Fated to be loved by villains?
>>189945 Do you mean TES?
>>189947 I don't like the T, but yes
>>189946 I have not. From the synopsis it sounds similar to Trash of the Count's Family, which I am a fan of.
>>189949 What about I killed the academy player or Breakers?
>>189871 From my extremely casual experience with the genre: >E: peak or peak-ish human / action movie shit >D: superhuman, but still not invincible vs. normal soldiers >C: notably superhuman, likely bulletproof, may go FTE vs. normal humans or lesser hunters >B: extremely superhuman, can survive normal bombs, possibly supersonic movement, vaguely comparable to a tank or fighter jet >A: can fuck up buildings or take hits that do the same, probably supersonic movement, vaguely comparable to a battleship >S: one man army, walking nuclear bomb >SS: walking nuclear power It feels common for B, A, or even S-rankers to get outscaled into oblivion by all the god-tiers and never do anything impressive onscreen, so those are a little waffly. I would suggest higher tiers being able to have more esoteric abilities, but from what you've said most of the examples I can think of are going to be perks. So possibly not relevant. >>189928 Black of Night from Clover's Fallen London can turn it into a proper doppelganger "only slightly dulled" in comparison to you, which can get rather silly with Peter Pan letting it grab Companion builds. One of the bosses in Castlevania Order of Ecclesia fights using his shadow in the form of a big monster and the jump lets you get his thing with the magic perk. On the topic of combos we don't quite know how to finish: >Assumption (Silent Hill 4) I am an invincible ghost unless someone fucks with my corpse. >Heartless (Paper Mario) My corpse is now a tough zombie remote controlled by my heart. Not sure where to take this. Stabbing Helena's Nail from Hellsing into my heart would give it a lot of extra power, but the regen is mostly unusable, and neither my corpse or ghost would benefit from the vines on its own. I could also go to Dark Souls 1 and use the perks that turns your body parts into items and then items into demons so my heart can fight better, but then it being my literal heart falls by the wayside.
>>189951 Doesn't sound familiar. I used to read like dozens of these stories, but I don't think I've picked up any new series in the last year or two.
>>189922 Speaking of which, any Disney stuff you'd be keen on me having a look at? No promises though.
>>189871 >>189942 >So the above is all fanwank that I figure fits the question you possible in a general manner but obviously it would all depend on how exactly the world is being fanwanked given the nature of the jump. He's either going to have to make a judgement call and give specific power-level guidelines, or he's going to have to describe everything in relative terms. E.g. >A conflict between a hunter one tier above another will usually go to the higher tier. A conflict between a hunter two tiers above another will almost always favor the higher tier. A conflict where one party is three or more tiers above the other is almost impossible for the lower tier to win barring extreme subterfuge or circumstances that would merit the descriptor "divine intervention". Or >A C-tier can usually take on two D-tiers with moderate effort. A B-tier can usually expect to emerge victorious in a skirmish against two C-tiers or four D-tiers. etc.
>>189954 Babes in Toyland
>>189948 >he won't say its name with a THE These new generations ain't nuffin but disrespect.
>>189957 Zoomers ruined everything
The proper way to index the property in question is: >Elder Scrolls, The And I am very perturbed that none of the drives follow this procedure.
>>189952 What would happen if you put your body into temporal stasis? Would that cut you off?
>>189955 Wouldn't really work that way, or at least not as described, I think. If we go by most of the portal manwha I'm familiar with even 'just' a B-rank is going to rock just about any number of D-ranks and probably at least half a dozen C-ranks. Meanwhile S-ranks, even the weaker ones, tend to be such insane outliers that they just kind of steamroll everyone below them effortlessly.
I'm getting pretty tired. I'll think about these more in the morning when I'm better rested. >>189955 >He's either going to have to make a judgement call and give specific power-level guidelines, or he's going to have to describe everything in relative terms. I'll probably just throw in a note that the examples given are a common baseline, but your mileage may vary depending on the power level of your setting.
>>189959 No, fuck that and fuck you.
>>189959 The drives don't index it that way because jumps are titled by what the thing is actually called, not what it theoretically might be referred to in an index.
>>189954 Are you familiar with Tomorrowland (2015)?
>>189954 Disney Infinity Finding Nemo Disney Universe game Toy Story
>>189959 The drive's a small personal collection, so we don't need to follow indexing rules
>>189965 I am aware it exists, but have not watched it. >>189966 I believe ZurgAnon is interested in tackling Toy Story at some point.
>>189961 I'm not really familiar with the genre (outside of like 20 chapters of Solo Leveling), so don't take those numbers too seriously. They were just examples of relative scaling.
>>189967 >a small personal collection Ah yes, only a couple thousand jumps. A significant majority of which begin with "The". Which is why the rule fucking exists in the first place.
>>189965 isn't that the one where George Clooney is in love with a 12-year old
>>189970 Significant MINORITY* I am going to bed
>>189972 Good night buddy
>>189972 Stay up and give us more mindfarts.
>>189970 >64 out of 2587 is a significant majority >>189972 Acceptable. Have a good sleep anon
>>189970 >>189972 That just means "the" jumps are effectively their own microcosm of alphabetization.
>>189970 >A significant majority of which begin with "The". New rule: Every new jump must have its name begun with The. Shrek? Now it is 'The Shrek'.
>>189975 Surely it is more than that? Are you counting jumps in all folders?
>>189975 To be fair, it probably is a significant plurality (unless there are more jumps that start with "a").
>>189954 Bedknobs and Broomsticks Mary Poppins Willow sadly it counts now
>>189977 Pokemon jumps have an additional rule where they have to be pluralized. The Pokemons >>189978 Reddit's got this search app recently, which has tags and automatically searches the drives. There's 2587 jumps tagged as being on DriveAnon's drive. I can't be arsed to try counting the number myself https://jumpchainsearch.app/
>>189954 Epic Mickey and Twisted Wonderland are two of the major Disney IPs we don't have jumps for.
>>189981 The second O also has to be replaced with an A. 'Pokemon Red' is now 'The Pokemans Red'
>>189956 Speaking of which, does anyone know where I can get a good shrink-ray?
>>189984 Generic TSF, probably.
>>189954 …Lion King?
>>189971 I don't remember, but it is the one where the secret science society pulls a global brain drain on Earth and then gives up on everybody instead of actually using their tech to maybe do something about the World Wars?
>>189986 He already made that.
>>189986 I already made that jump.
>>189987 Yeah I know, it was just a joke because George Clooney's character is in love with the robot girl, and still pines for her dozens of years later when he's an old dude...and she's still a 12-year old robot.
>>189952 >Heartless (Paper Mario) >My corpse is now a tough zombie remote controlled by my heart. There's actually two perks like that, one for each paper Mario jump. The og one makes your consciousness lie in your immobile heart, and your body is merely significantly more durable due to being more of an undead construct. PsychoAnon's makes you reside in your body, which is invulnerable unless your heart is destroyed, and your heart becomes a follower and is capable of moving.
>>189990 Okay so we are talking about the same movie, good.
>>189992 You also forgot the part where the supergenius stop taking care of their personal pocket reality because...???
>>189972 >minorities >>189989 what about cars or men blacked?
>>189994 >men blacked I think you are thinking of a different jumpmaker, Ric friend.
>>189952 Throw in the Voidheart from Dishonored 2, so any attacks launched against your heart will be shifted into the Void
>>189996 nta but men in black, I think.
>>189998 That's what I assumed, but it's funnier to take it literally.
>>189998 >>189999 Also, not Disney.
>>189989 Did you already make one for Finding Nemo (and its spinoffs)?
>>190000 MIB is partially owned by Marvel
How do I fix this cute girl that seems to have a terminal nonexistence disease?
>>189989 ….huh, neat! …Brother Bear?
>>190004 Becoming pregnant will stabilize her existence. It's scientifically proven.
>>190004 put babby in her, it will anchor her existence
>>190000 Don't be silly, anon. Disney owns america and everything in there. >>189996 Maybe so friend. maybe so what about toy story? >>190004 Lilith?
>>189984 Gravity Falls
>>190008 I believe ZurgAnon has an interest in that at some point.
>>189993 Because dystopian fiction was humanity's collective, ultimate sin that made him give up on not only the world but even his city. Never mind all the people who did fight to prevent the future the Monitor showed them but got killed by the very authorities Plus Ultra ran away from. Never mind lifting a finger to help the people fighting to keep their colonial/junta/corporate overlords from poisoning their local rivers with new factories, never mind helping indigenous people who did have a history of trying to avoid the Monitor future reclaim their land from fruit companies or popping in to stop big agribusiness from strangleholding seed stocks with cultivar patents. He just beamed nightmares into everyone's heads for decades and apparently never bothered to look at anything besides middle-class Americans' entertainment tastes to see if it was working the way he wanted. I think the way I feel about David Nix is the closest thing I am capable of to how Shard feels about the settings he smacks down out of spite. I cannot accomplish even one one-billionth of the hate he feels for the Human Order at this nanoinstant, but I think this is as close as I can get.
>>190008 >Lilith? Nah Lilith is easy to keep. Firefly is from Honkai Star Rail. I have no idea how to fix her though.
>>189960 I have no idea. I'm generally inclined to assume putting it in a different time frame would breach the clause about needing my corpse to "remain in the world", but I'm not the jumpmaker. >>189991 Oh yeah, I saw he made a jump for 64 when I went to read Paper Mario again. In this case, I was talking about the one from the old jump since it explicitly gives the ability to control my body. Though other than resolving the question of my heart simultaneously being my seat of consciousness and also a separate person, I guess there's no reason I couldn't just get both. >>189997 ...holy shit, that's perfect. Thanks anons.
>>190010 I'm eagerly awaiting his men blacked jump then. >>190012 >Honkai Star Rail the lesbian gacha?
>>190014 >lesbian gacha? No idea. I just think she is cute and would like to have her not go poof.
>>189948 >I don't like the T, Psycho is low-T confirmed
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>>190016 Psycho prefers the D.
>>190006 >>190007 Too good to be true, where proof?
>>190015 Well, anon, tell us what's her issue? why does she goes poof? Arifureta has soul magic that canonicaly resurrects people by keeping safe their souls until put in a new vessel
What did you do in Generic Children's Television jump?
>>190019 This weird thing. >According to Firefly, a person afflicted with Entropy Loss Syndrome will slowly begin to fade away. In the early stages, a person can still do common menial tasks. Over time, it gets worse as the person will begin to slow down until the boundary between their body and the world becomes blurry.[1] >The syndrome also causes the acceleration of the person's aging and leads to their premature death.[2] The armor of the Iron Cavalry worsens the pain of entropy loss due to the synchronization with the pilot's sensory organs.[3] https://honkai-star- rail.fandom.com/wiki/Entropy_Loss_Syndrome
>>190020 Never used it but if I did I guess I'd try to make something as wholesome as Mr. Rogers and as edutational as Sesame Street. >pic Fun story, Bob Ross actually hated his perm but his wife and his management convinced him to keep it because he'd (unfortunately for him) made it his brand. Also a big part of why he took to painting was to wind down and de-stress after 20 years of service in the airforce as an enlisted guy.
>>189954 I'd like a jump for 101 Dalmatians.
>>190013 The way I'd set the two perks is that you have two hearts and one body, your consciousness resides mainly in the immobile heart controlling the body. Someone trying to kill you would have to kill the mobile heart first, and then your immobile self.
>>190021 I think you should just impregnate her to anchor her existence to the current plane. Either that or use gods authority from DxD or Campione to cure her.
>>190023 Were you aware that dalmatian puppies don't have spots?
>>189960 >>190013 Jumpmaker here, I mostly put that clause in to avoid people stashing their corpse in their warehouse and using fiat to be invincible. As for temporal stasis, it really depends on how you define such a stasis. If you are relying on fiat-backing to make your corpse impossible to damage because its outside of time or some kind of bullshit like that, I would probably say "no", because its supposed to serve as an anchor of your spirit in this world, or at least that is my intention. If you are instead keeping it in a zone of stopped time in the world where people can theoretically interact and possibly damage it, ignoring the difficulty, I would say that's fine, if only because that feels like a more natural combo.
>>190021 Shakugan No Shana's stuff should help? You can use Warlock to make a contract with her, then give her some of your own existence to bolster her own existence
>>190026 I was not! But now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
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[Hellaverse] ACT 1/3 >Genesis There is no appeal, that much I remember. The crime is of cosmological scope and irreparable damage: The introduction of evil as a concept through free will. Everyone agrees. No one is willing to strike down their brother. So when they cast him out, it falls to me to carry out the sentence. Of course it does. It always does, in every world this is even an issue. The woman who is at once a constant opponent and the closest thing I have to an equal in this monomyth stood defiant before me, and for a moment I feel the rare joy of an imminent contest. Then she bit her tongue and her eyes narrowed in cold calculation. "Well, isn't this just execrable?" I said, the great eye in my chest burning with the fires of Armageddon. "We have been betrayed by one of our own. A seraphim. Your hubris has damned all of creation, Lucifer Morningstar" “Uhhhhh, O-KAY, can we all just take a step back? I feel like everyone’s been SLIGHTLY overreacting-“ babbled the being mortals would call the Devil, his creations cowering behind him. "I am the destroyer, and here I am the law" I spoke over him "HE IS THE LAAAAAAAW" sang the angels above. "I've forged this endless dark. Just to catch our wayward brother's fall!" I said. Light enveloped Lucifer. "So you see! There's consequences for your reckless flaw! Dreamers fair. When you break the rules. It costs. You. TOO" I echoed, rising high up into the void, brighter than any star until I vanished, leaving Lilith and Lucifer alone with their literal Sins. ... "Fuck, that was so cool" muttered Satan. "Uh, did we just get condemned to eternal damnation and darkness?" asked Beelzebub. “Ow! Oh c’mon, it wasn’t THAT bad” said Lucifer flippantly. “We’ve got this whole agreement where we’ve got the run of the place as long as I don’t make any more so-called trouble, and also now I can’t do something I have NO IDEA why they’d think I’d do anyway!” "Plus, I mean this sucks and all but…" said Satan, "So. Cool" 1/7 >April 30, 1945 “Apollyon. It’s good to see you, I need your…expertise” said Sera hesitantly as I rose up from the pit, pitilessly vigilant as ever. “High Seraphim. This is unexpected” I said casually. “It’s good to see you of course, but why am I here?” “I have a request. There’s a soul coming to Hell soon. A soul that could” she winced “…command considerable loyalty as an Overlord. Him and all his followers. They can’t be permitted to continue existing! Unmake them. Rid the universe of their stain” I folded my arms. And my wings. “I see where this is going. Are we going to say his name then?” “I’d rather not! This…this isn’t a great look for Heaven. For mankind. For anyone, really! I’d really appreciate if we could keep this on the down-low even though I…” Sera shut her eyes, “I know I’m asking a lot” “Sera, you weren’t even this upset by little Temujin after he stole my fit. It’s no trouble. To be anything else after Lucifer’s crime would be fatal. You won’t hear from…let’s call him the Painter, ever again” “T-thank you Apollyon! Heaven-no, I will remember your service! I won’t request this uh, duty from you ever again!”
[Expand Post]I threw her a look. “I do hope so” >March 5, 1953 Oh, but she does. >September 9, 1876 Again. >April 15, 1998 And again. >2012 “Apollyon. It’s been a while since…” Sera trailed off. “Since the last annihilation” I finished for her. She flinched. “Right! About that. I’m. I’m here to give you some good news. You won’t have to shoulder this burden alone anymore! From now on we’ll merely be EXTERMINATING sinners in the thousands, rather than the…hundreds of thousands, dear God have mercy…because someone’s volunteered to trim the fat!” “Ah. I take it Heaven still doesn’t know?” “No, Apollyon. I trust I can count on your discretion?” “For now. I’ve been meaning to bring up some concerns. Did you get my memo about Heaven’s databases being critically insecure? A child could come up with a DDoS attack capable of breaching them” Sera blinked at that. “What’s a DDoS?” 2/7 “…Sera, I don’t mean to overstep my bounds but is everything alright in Heaven?” “YES! Yes, everything is perfectly FINE!” she exclaim-shouted. “It’s just that I can’t help but notice some time ago, a sinner of unusual power came here and started slaughtering Overlords. We met briefly. I took the liberty of leveraging him to demolish some of the more immediately dangerous Overlords in exchange for information on said Overlords’ whereabouts, quid pro quo-remember Gaddafi? Do let me know if you want him dealt with as well. Furthermore a little bug told me Lilith’s abandoned Hell for some beach real estate in Heaven. And now, exactly now, you’re here to tell me there’s a significant change in Heaven’s policy towards sinners? I can’t but feel like I’m missing something here” “NO APOLLYON IT’S ALL JUST A CUH-RAH-ZEE COINCIDENCE” screamed Sera, crying a little. “…very well, I. Want to believe you. I have a number of other concerns such as reports of Hellborn spreading death and depravity on Earth despite the treaty with Lucifer, a sudden influx of pangolin immigrants, the elders of Heaven apparently going on perpetual sabbatical and mortal investigations into Hell. But I appreciate that’s a matter for Heaven’s military and technically outside my remit” “…r-r-r-right, our military! Apollyon, you’ve heard of the First Man don’t you?” “…oh. Yes, I suppose. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while” Oh this would be awkward. “Well, he’s recently been promoted to the head of our military arm!” “Wait, what? Where’s Michael?” Sera evaded the question by coughing loudly while muttering “sabbatical”. I was taken aback. I started mentally rehearsing how I’d make THAT introduction. Hi Adam, it’s very nice to finally end up on the same side of an eschatological conflict. Hi Adam, sorry things didn’t work out in Eden. Hi Adam, no hard feelings right? I was then absolutely godsmacked when a fat man in a clown mask burst through the door, started playing a guitar solo and yelled about how he couldn’t wait to get his hands red with sinner blood. 3/7 My angelic mind immediately tuned out the handshake, the plate of ribs he was eating IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ANGELIC CONFERENCE and the fat man rambling about how he couldn’t wait to bathe in sinner blood and jerk it to Lilith’s loli offspring. I was beyond annoyed by this…caricature. I felt as utterly lost, confused and infuriated at existence at large as the day I’d found out about the Winchesters’ in-universe plot armor. “Does he know?” I muttered at Sera, as the…thing before me started screaming he was the Dickmaster, whatever that was even supposed to mean while hip-thrusting at the air. “About you? Only that you’re supposed to be Hell’s warden-“ “About whatever it is you’re hiding from me. Sera” “…he brokered much of this arrangement…” I got up, turned 360 degrees and walked away. “Well, it sounds like you’re in good hands then” I said, giving Sera my best I’m not mad, I’m just overwhelmingly disappointed beyond all reason and logic that you found a way to fuck up this badly. “Hello…Dickmaster. You know where to find me if you ever feel like handling things a little more professionally. Sera. We are going to have words about how you’ve been running things when this blows up in your face” “Y-you mean if, r-right?” mumbled Sera. Dickmaster didn’t even notice. He was too busy giving the middle finger to Hell through a portal. Drawbacks: I’ll Make The Mistakes, Dirty Healings, AYY I'M SHOOTIN' OVAH HEAH, Bullish Assassination EconomyX2, I AM THE MASTERMIND, Exit, Pursued By A Shark, HellbentX2, (2350) Lucifer's duck studio Old Hand, Saved, Fallen Golden Angel (1350) Magical Malarky (Free) The Show Must Go On! (Free) Game Face (Free) Angel's Flight (Free) Shield of Purity (1250) Dominis Ignis Vindictus (1050) Cosmogeny (750) Whatever It Takes (Free) Dance Choreography Mentor (650) Retired Monster (450) Artisan of War (150) Significant Divine Headwear (Free) -Smokin’ Signature Style (50) GIVE ME LIFE: Locusts (Free) Pilot Princess (0) 4/7 “Hey! Hey assbutt, thanks for coming!!” said Lucifer as I skulked into his study, my fist around a squaking Goetia’s neck. I stared at the giant rubber duck walking tank, and at the Duckmobile, and at the Duck-themed rollercoaster, and at the duck-shaped love swing that many years ago the Lilith of this world had taped a post-it note to that simply read “Kinky” with no further elaboration. “How’s it been going?” “I believe these are yours” I said, holding a choking Goetia’s neck in each hand. “Oh. Yeah, they are. Mind giving them back before…y’know, the treaty…” he said, cowering before me. “They attacked me first. You know the rules. Self-defence. Interference with Heaven’s obligation” I said. “Riiiiight, and we’re SO. SORRY aren’t we guys? AREN’T WE?!” said Lucifer encouragingly/hysterically at the terrified owls that jobbed so hard to me it had taken literal seconds to subdue them. “ACK!” squawked one. “HORCK!” squeaked the other. “I think that’s a yes! Look seriously, I’ll have Satan take care of it. I know you love like, laws and all that boring shit more than people” said Lucifer with just a hint of depression, “so I’m sure these silly geese aren’t worth breaking that treaty you care SO MUCH about” “Is your lizard still LARPing as me?” “Oh yeah, totally. Can you believe he’s just going around saying he ran the place before me? Haha, it’s hilarious! Ha…” said Lucifer as I silently dropped a terrified imp in a net of golden light. As per the treaty I hadn’t killed him despite his attempt at mob violence against me. The grill-like burns would surely heal someday, and his broken limbs could surely be fixed. Eventually. I briefly considered asking Lucifer why Baphomet was in charge of Hell’s health sector, but then I remembered this was in fact Hell. “…look, um. I need a favour” said Lucifer weakly. “My daughter as this idea she wants to pitch with Heaven soon and I was wondering. You just KNOW it’ll go badly if it’s Adam so…do you mind taking her call instead?” 5/7
My past history with viewing Kirsche and current infatuation with (classic) Harley Quinn has given me an appreciation for women with Boston accents
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>>190030 I thought about that as Lucifer grinned hopefully at me. Suddenly I fired a shot of white light out the window which turned into a restraining bubble that drifted gently away; sharks weren’t covered under the treaty, but I preferred to avoid animal cruelty where possible. In basically every other reality I’d condemn the idea of cooperating with the Antichrist on anything, but there were several mitigating factors here. The first was, in all my long eons of inspecting Hell, the Seven Deadly Sins had been remarkably well-behaved for demon lords. Whatever this world’s Lilith’s scheme was aside most of them just sauntered around the place like celebrities, found a spouse to settle down with, LARPed as me or in Lucifer’s case just quietly gave up. The second was that Adam was the archangel equivalent of nails on chalkboard. Instead of arming the Exorcists with firearms or even crossbows or nets like I’d suggested, he insisted on everyone fighting in melee. Instead of targeting the more unstable Overlords as I had, he gleefully encouraged his crew to “aim for every demon shit in sight”. And above all else, he was providing his crew with ANGEL METAL WEAPONS. I repeatedly tried to remind him that holy light was perfectly capable of annihilating sinners whereas the ANGEL METAL left behind by Exorcists was literally forming a black market economy in Hell THAT WAS LITERALLY THE ONLY REALISTIC WAY THE AVERAGE DEMON HAD TO THREATEN HEAVEN WHICH DID NOT EXIST BEFORE THE DAMN EXTERMINATIONS to which his answer was, I quote, “Nah, I’d win. And good, let the fuckers kill each other for us!” The worst part is whenever I brought up the idea of torching Carmine Industries, the central monopoly of angel metal weapons, he’d just say that was a waste of a perfectly hot latina. I would have strangled that man into a pretzel by now if I wasn’t utterly dedicated to the reduction of suffering, which by definition was Heaven’s interests. “You want me to hear a business pitch? No skin off my back” I said, finally. 6/7 “Great. GREAT! Holy shit thank YOU, man I know we really got off on the wrong foot with you clipping my wings and all” said Lucifer, pumping my hand, “but despite everything I REALLY appreciate you just being hands-off with everything going on down here! And for cleaning my doorstep when those ASSHOLES were about to start shit. Seriously, those guys creeped me out and whatever Lilith said I’m GLAD you took care of them for us! Firm but fair, that’s what I’ve always said about you, ooh Charlie’s going to be SO happy she’ll get to talk to an angel who isn’t that seething crashout!“ “Well. Thank you in turn for being a model prisoner. More or less” I said, reflecting on how many versions of Lucifer would be lashing out by now. Side-eying me he added “Yeah I HAVE been a good boy haven’t I? Uh, can I ask for another favour?” “Heaven is not at your beck and call, Lucifer. We are humouring your kinship not just to arrange this meeting but decide who will attend it” “Well DUH, but. I’ll owe you two favours. That’s two whole favours from me to Heaven without breaking your treaty, huh? Huh?!” he protested. I sighed. “…fine” He proceeded to open a door, gently lead a confused and sad looking girl that was almost identical to his daughter, and present her to me. “Please take care of this creature. It’s lost and confused and I don’t know where it came from, and I really want to fix things with my real daughter” he begged. “Dad, what’s going on? I’M your-” asked the confused girl. “I’m really REALLY sorry sweetie but. You’re not my daughter. I don’t know what kind of twisted fuck would just…make a second Charlie, but you’re not her. Just go with the nice angel okay, he’ll take you somewhere better” he said, kindly but firmly ushering us both out the door. I stared blankly at the sniffling blonde creature. It was clearly a descendant of Lilith, but it was such an underwhelming specimen I just stood there trying to ponder why succubi were evolving backwards. “So, Charlie is it?” I said, finally. “H-hi. A-and it was Charlotte, last I checked” she said weakly. “Well, d’you mind talking while I work? There’s something I need to take care of before” I said, cocking a pen with all the unholy zeal of an IRS agent about to conduct a serious series of audits “I start looking into what my colleagues have been doing all these millennia” “Uh, sure! What exactly do you do here?” she asked. Suddenly a mass of tentacles and celestial energy erupted through a portal, reaching vaguely towards me. The stars blazed through gaping wounds in reality, making certain Goetia demons look up and gawk in wonder. “I make Azathoth cry” I said, clenching a fist. 7/7
>>190031 I concur, Boston accents from girls are cute.
>>190032 Asa, I'm about to reach lvl89 Soon I'll be invincible
>>190034 Dangit I hate being an 86let, Trinity Summer give me strength!
>>190031 Please, Psycho, I know your actual thing is that you gained a thing for women in jester outfits
>>190030 >Satan literally got the idea for his edgy aurafarming song from Shard Sometimes I think Shard is just REALLY tsun towards the Hellaverse.
>>190035 The 100 free pulls start on the 16, is a week of that and on the 23th we get fes on full swing. Hope you're ready
>>190032 I can’t believe you robbed us of seeing you interact with Charlie. For shame, shame.
Anyway I need to hit the hay for work tomorrow. Night, everyone.
>>190039 We'll get to that eventually. This is Act 1 of 3 after all. He's DEDICATED himself to this one.
>>190041 Sometimes I think I’m blind.
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>>190039 For what it’s worth, there will be a LOT of Charlie interaction in Act 2. Also a lot of Charlotte having to do Charlie’s job due to Charlie’s brain being too small and smooth. >>190038 I’m literally grinding activity reports every day and credits every other day and I’m STILL concerned I’m going to be cleaned out harder than a ventilation pipe. >>190037 It does make me want to inflict Love Hina levels of violence on someone or something.
>>190040 You Sleep
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>>190043 >grinding activity reports every day and credits dum dum, you shouldn't be grinding those. you should be grinding gear and gifts. Also make sure you have enough eleph to properly raise them. That said, who are you aiming for? I want sMika and dHina as mains. The others are nice but sIchika is free anyway and I want to save for the idol rerun. I hope dSaori spooks me, >>190043 >Love Hina Do we even have a jump for that one? It still fills me with rage, even if somewhat tempered by my years and sickness.
>>190045 >pic damn my early exposure to hentai that gave me a deep appreciation of shimapan
>>190045 >you shouldn't be grinding those But I NEED Mika (both of them) to shoot to lv. 86 to stop jobbing in pvp back to the 400-600 range RIGHT FUCKING NOW DAMMIT, and I think I only have enough reports to get one up there right now because I can’t help but upgrade my core team of girls for other activities. >grinding gear and gifts Way ahead of you. S. Hanako is like Affection 36 and has three blue stars on her UE. >enough eleph >who are you aiming for? Everyone. EVERYONE. I have 120k pyros now, hell fucking yeah I’m in it it to win them ALL, so I’m not gonna run out of eleph anytime soon. At this point the only question is whether it’s worth pushing up the Mikas’ UEs or if I should continue Honokamaxing like a madman.
>>189945 I've said this before but Haki is such bullshit because it's just the most basic tenants of stock shonen fantasy that are, for some reason, the Hot Shit powers for top tiers in One Piece. Any jobber in almost anything else like it can augment their strikes and sense the life force of others with focus.
>>190047 Hey Shard, two questions about Cosmogeny. It mentions that even power matching Lucifer's is only great enough to create the Rings of Hell. First question is, exactly how big is that anyways? I tried looking it up and no one seems to have a clear answer. Secondly, since Retired Monster as Fallen Golden Angel sounds like it'd make you to Lucifer what Alastor and the other big name Overlords are to the average Overlord, what could you make with Cosmogeny then?
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>>190047 >I NEED Mika The common cry of mikalet senseis >>190047 >S. Hanako is like Affection 36 and has three blue stars on her UE. Yeah but you also need gifts for mika >36 holy shit mine just hit 25. Have you only been giving her the gifts? what about rio? what about roogi? hasumi? aris? >EVERYONE. I like Wakamo. But yes you want ue40 at least for the meta students, but meta students might change depending on new content. >I should continue Honokamaxing like a madman Depends on what content you want to tackle. That said you ideally want at least enough meta students of each color to have 2 teams for raids.
>>190049 >It mentions that even power matching Lucifer's is only great enough to create the Rings of Hell. First question is, exactly how big is that anyways? I am going to be honest with you, the first is purely a guess on my part predicated on the assumption I don’t think Sera would be shitting her pants nearly as badly at the Dildo of Lilith if she has the power to casually pull a universe out of her ass (and use it like a bunker or something). Nor are there clear dimensions for the Rings although they seem to be MUCH bigger than the main city featured in each, enough to have sustainable ecosystems. Wrath for example has a shitton of desert and canyons outside the shanty towns, plus Satan’s court. It’s definitely big enough to definitely be a continent and probably be a full on pocket dimension big enough to fit Earth in somewhere considering Hell is industrialised as FUCK but pollution is apparently not a problem, and despite most dead people seemingly going to Hell the sinner overpopulation is described in very abstract and arbitrary terms and not in an immediate housing crisis sense. >what could you make with Cosmogeny …this is where writing a perk based on Emily making flying eggs gets awkward. I’m going to say you can make nine additional Hells, total, because creating the damn universe was a big job even if it took a long time. >>190050 >Have you only been giving her the gifts? Rio is at 21. Everyone is upwards of 14. This is a necessary sacrifice because seeing the girls job and cry during PvP makes me feel sad, and I need to keep doing PvP to pyromax despite how annoying it is enemy Honokas, Ioris and Mikas turn the whole thing into even more pure RNG than it already is. >on what content The main thing making me doubt is my grave need for Piercing damage so…we’ll see.
>makes people horny/addicted to you >automatically blocks/reverses mental/illusion attacks >can imbue your other skills with erotic effects >can call back the souls of the dead to fuck and enslave >can also heal and reverse aging I hate when a single power has so many fucking effects, I feel like I should chop it into multiple smaller effects for perks but that feels kind of shitty to do.
Is/was Saint Mark a furry?
>>190051 >Piercing SHasumi is piercing striker, she's basically a sidegrade compared to Iori (who you can farm) and while below Mika, its still better than her normal version. And can be used as AOE. https://bluearchive.nexon.com/events/2025/12/4th?code=US >>190051 >This is a necessary sacrifice because seeing the girls job and cry during PvP makes me feel sad, and I need to keep doing PvP to pyromax despite how annoying it is enemy Honokas You know you can just skip the PvP battles right? Also get everyone to 15, since many of them have an extra momo talk at that stage that gives you 120 pyros. PvP meta is different from raid meta. SShiroko and Kisaki take priority there over Rio. Also Yuuka uses her fat ass to become invincible randomly
>>190051 That seems fair. Just to be clear, when you say 'It’s definitely big enough to definitely be a continent', are you referring to the Ring of Wrath or all of Hell? Just want to be clear so I don't either vastly underestimate or vastly overestimate what I can do. Because there's a vast difference between being able to create nine dimensions that are big enough to hold Earth and nine dimensions that are big enough that each of their nine rings are able to hold Earth.
>>190052 I mean, fair enough if it's actually a single power, but a character sometimes just has multiple powers.
>>190056 Nah, they're all varied effects of a special mark on his arm. He has another power that also causes a different mark on his arm, but its effects are quite different and seem to be a mimicry of the main antagonist's power.
>>188633 Touken Ranbu The Adventures of Konrad Starguard Achron Zelda Oracle of Ages
>>190053 Not that I know of, but also did you know that he wasn't originally Venice's patron saint? Originally, they had St. Theodor. Then some dudes grabbed Mark's body from Alexandria. In Egypt. If you believe the Venetians, they were there accidentally and did it to get him someplace safe where Egypt's new Muslim rulers couldn't destroy his tomb and scatter his remains to the four winds and also his spirit did some miracles for them on the way back. This is clearly propaganda, but it is the only source we have on the subject.
>>190048 I mean, you usually can't make people faint in the tens of thousands by flexing your aura (except in HxH) or see the future
I watched Batman and Harley Quinn and it was actually pretty entertaining. Apparently the Harley Fartspiracy goes back much further than anyone knew
>>190061 >Batman and Harley Quinn Are they dating now or what?
>>190062 It's an animated movie from 2017 that's MAYBE in the DCAU. She has sex with Nightwing and helps Batman and Nightwing stop Ivy from turning everyone into plants/genocide the planet
Hey Spazzwave in your RoboCop jump when does it start? Do we start at the beginning of the movie before Alex Murphy gets shot up bye the drug dealers or after he's already been made into RoboCop? I ask because the jump isn't clear on the start date.
>>190055 The Ring of Wrath. Mainly because there’s no indication Satan’s court exists anywhere near, say, Millie’s family farm or is even visible at all from there. …given that trains can apparently take demons between layers in what seems to be hours at most, either I’m highballin’ or the layers are stacked very closer together. I still err towards beeg layers because the Hellaverse shows like to show off these big-ass buildings, but said buildings aren’t always visible from everywhere in the setting on the same layers.
>>190063 Nightwing is a fucking whore. And you should pay your taxes
>>190066 I'm too poor to have taxes to pay
>>190065 Well shit. That's definitely a lot buffer than what I was expecting. As for the trains, there's always the possibility said trains are just bullshit magic or tech trains. Or that Lucifer's autism extends to trains as well as ducks, and so he set Hell up to make sure trains would be the transportation of choice between the Rings.
Is Hazbin/Helluva worth watching in the slightest, genuinely? The jump has some cool stuff but it looks like Reddit: The Show
>>190070 It's Dumbass: the Jobbers.
>>190070 No, watching it only makes me angry because of how fucking stupid it and everyone in it is personally, and it's the reason Shard made the jump
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>>190070 >pic it isn't working very well
>>190073 The people pointing at the ocean have got to be fucking around.
>>189845 What the heck told you that?
>>190070 You might like the songs?
>>190073 >Pic Looks like another 20 – 25% know what general area Iran’s in.
>>190074 iirc some people thought it might have been like an interactive map that was slightly off thanks to some of the ones closer to shore, while those who put it in the middle of the ocean were likely to be fucking around. Realistically though there is an equal chance someone is literally that fucking dumb and the theory is wrong. I do like the 10-20 people who think Iran was in Kansas.
>>190074 You have people placing Iran in America or Europe. I'd be shocked if half the people taking this weren't fucking around.
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>>190078 Here, some more evidence that the exact placement was off. Notice the cluster just south of Iceland. So whatever machine they use may be slightly off.
>>189785 Utter garbage. The characters are terrible, the plot is terrible, the themes are handled with the grace of a shit. The fans are obnoxious fuckers that are like the Rick & Morty fandom, and they only like it because Dark & Suffering = Deep. It's all about smelling their own farts.
>>190081 >Rick & Morty fandom at least they are easy to trigger these days, just bring up the giant incest baby
>>189785 it's fine, a decent bit more interesting than the average Isekai but nothing outstanding.
>>190019 >pic The disappointment of her having a shirt on top of her swimsuit is deep.
>>190070 >>190072 >>190071 >>190081 >>190076 The songs drive me insane not because they’re bad (even though there is a noticeable amount of polish from S2 compared to S1 for both Hazbin and Helluva), but because so much professional experience in the music industry and sound design goes towards such a shitty concept. One of the demons is basically Kesha as the Deadly Sin of Gluttony, is LITERALLY voiced by Kesha, and spends all her screentime doing Kesha music video things. It is fucking insane this show is making scientifically engineered white girl music for maximum ear worm factor that sounds like it came from the era when Katy Perry was still a major thing, and it’s being used to depict imp cock lust, literally VeggieTales-level aesops and to aura farm. The music being professionally executed and being attached to in-show music videos just highlights how shallow the substance and narrative of it actually is.
>>190045 >Do we even have a jump for that one? Why would you want that?
>>190081 >Dark & Suffering = Deep. The thing that annoys me most about this way of thinking is that it's not only not deep, it's immensely shallow. It's just the same 'haha, people are shit and your fantasy is terrible and stop wishing for things to be better JUST BE MISERABLE LIKE THE REST OF US REEEEE' over and over and over again. Same thing with those revenge stories where it's 'someone hurt me once so I am going to hurt everyone else and be evil and horrible and just as bad if not worse than the ones who hurt me but it's justified because I got hurt first'.
>>190086 shinobu
>>190085 >literally VeggieTales-level aesops Why you gotta do Bob the Tomato dirty by comparing him to Hazbin Hotel, Shard?
>>190070 As a show it's on the same plane of existence as Steven Universe is. So no. No, it absolutely is not worth watching.
>>190089 You’re right, apologies. Hazbin Hotel is sub-VeggieTales programming.
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>>190093 She's just isn't worth the trouble.
>>190070 The music and some character designs are pretty cool. That's about it. So it has more worth than say, late series Charmed or current Pokemon, but that's not saying much
>>190082 And if you dare criticize it or say something bad about it, they cope and scream at you. >>190085 I'm flattered that you quoted me, but why tho? >>190087 Fucking. Exactly. And Re Zero is hilarious shallow in its entirety. With this quality, it's not wonder people prefer the guro overpowered revenge stories. It's like people who see a Mary Sue and decide to do the exact opposite, and people think it's genius.
>>190096 Because everyone I quoted added together makes up the answer I would’ve typed, I just had to qualify the “you might like the songs” part with why liking the songs might be badwrongfun if you dwell on them.
>>189785 I enjoy it. But there's like two - three anons who will ensure no genuine discussion of it can ever be held here so I don't bother talking about it unless someone has a specific non-shitpost question (and they never do). >>190090 Steven Universe WISHES it had songs even half as catchy as some of Hazbin's and thats where these two series shine. Stronger Than You, Change and Other Friends are pretty much its stand-outs, at least for me. Here We Are In The Future is also pretty up there I guess.
>>190098 >so I don't bother talking about it unless someone has a specific non-shitpost question The sheer cope and passive aggressiveness.
>>190098 Yeah but Steven Universe also has vastly more interesting worldbuilding. Even if, you know, it's basically wasted on stupid bullshit and awful writing. So it balances itself out.
>>190098 >Stronger Than You That song belongs to Sans Undertale and it has for quite some time
>>190100 This is true. I'll also say SU is more CONSISTENT with its worldbuilding than Hazbin is - which is already a pretty low bar. >>190101 Shush, you.
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I am once again free to choose violence.
Jumper was a monster in DnD and has a number of racial spell like abilities like shooting fireballs, controlling Blades, turning invisible, reading thoughts and more. I need an option to upgrade those, either through a general power boost or just a growth method. With upgrade I mean stuff like increasing their potency, duration or even upgrading them into better versions of spells they mimic, like invisibility becoming greater invisibility. Anyone got suggestions? Preferably not something so high powered that it would make the previous abilities redundant.
>>190073 I get not knowing exactly where it is but the dots outside of the middle east are confusing, especially the ones in America.
>>190104 Kumo Desu Ne has a few perks like that, I think.
>>190103 Please for your own sake choose peace
>>190104 >>190106 Dammit 8chan, let go of my name. Bad imageboard. BAD. It’s like fighting a damn dog over the newspaper sometimes.
>>190103 Welcome back.
>>190106 thanks it looks promising, but I am not familiar with the setting. I dont mind checking out the anime/manga, but can you tell me if the jump is even faithful enough to either that its worth bothering? A lot of Isekai jumps take so many liberties with the setting that by the time I read up on it I cant comfortably use the jump anymore.
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>>190110 COME HERE, 9GIT IT'S KRUMPIN' TIME
Cool series of videos I found on YouTube with not a lot of views: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLvezXfWkBAA6S6b9r8M7-0MLI14Ip8cuC To relate this to Jumpchain, what did you do in/post builds for Bronze Age Collapse(?/).
>>190112 You should write a Greenskins chain.
>>190114 I should chain you and then write my name in green on your skin after sodomizing you.
>>190115 Is there a particular reason you keep trying to provoke a ban?
>>190111 It’s…faithful enough is how I’d put it. Isekai being what it is a lot of the options can fit a lot of things being open ended and all, though some might complain the perks lack authenticity to specific abilities and such there. Items are mostly fine though, I think. >liberties I think the biggest divergence there is being able to demand more out of the system through sheer force of yearning, otherwise it’s detached but coherent with the setting from what I can tell.
Do we have a John Wick jump?
>>190116 Not him, but I think you guys can be a bit too trigger-happy, for what it's worth.
>>190118 Nope.
>>190118 Modern Action Movies. But, no, WE don't have a dedicated jump for the property.
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>>190116 BEHOLD FELLOW MEN AS THE JANNY (agent of Satan) STRUGGLES TO COMPREHEND AN HONEST MAN (me, God's favorite poster)
>>190117 alright, i guess I give it a watch and hope for the best. Thanks.
>>190122 >STRUGGLES TO COMPREHEND AN HONEST MAN Have you tried showing him one?
>>190119 They are?
>>190124 i can only control what I show you, not what you see. I try still despite yourselves.
>>190122 >(me, God's favorite poster) How could we forget that this thread was promised to you 3000 years ago?
>>190119 Disagree. I have never once seen a ban that wasn't preceded by very clear warnings to calm down and move on.
>>190116 I would say just let him tire himself out instead. He's doing no real damage
>>190128 >and move on It's this part that makes it sometimes feel more like policing conversations than being a fair arbiter of the rules.
>>190125 I get that most of this thread is tourists, but extreme free-wheeling chaos where everyone is expected to be extremely thick skinned is a hallmark of *chan culture. In a normal thread, one poster threatening to subject another to homosexual anal rape wouldn't even make people bat an eye, much less get anyone calling for bans.
>>189840 MTG Urza
>>190131 I mean, yeah sure, but when you are told to stop stirring shit up by Mister Senor Sir Jannington or 9anon, and you don't, you are kind of asking for it.
>>190030 >>190032 >Shard got put into being a hell janny
Yeah what we are really missing from the old thread is hours of pointless shit flinging that goes nowhere.
>>190135 There's a difference between normal shit-talking and malicious shit-flinging.
>>190133 Appeal to authority. You can't defend against anon's complaint that the jannies go too far in shutting down conversation just for being rude and mean by pointing out that jannies have the power to censor and ban people. Of course they do. That's the premise of his argument.
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>>190133 In 2014 DDAnon was the first man to mount an agitating element into a simple Jumpchain thread. IT HAS BEEN 11 YEARS, ANON. Live a little. Feel your heart beat. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
>>190130 It's more trying to stop the thread from drowning in arguments that go nowhere, whether from people being deliberately obtuse for teh lulz and/or just being too hardheaded to disengage. Won't claim I've been perfect, though.
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>>190140 I appreciate your efforts.
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>>190140 >the jannies can edit their posts in real time The depravity of the bourgeoisie knows no bounds. I saw what you posted, degenerate.
>>190097 Hey ShardAnon, question: for the Heavenly version of Circus Sideshow, would it be possible to have the slice of Heaven be full of the righteous dead who were soldiers and warriors in life? Figures like King David or Joan of Arc, or those who died in defense of others or who fought the good fight in life. Not quite the Heavenly version of Valhalla, but something where if any Sinners did invade, their sadistic glee would turn right back around into panic the second they realized 'oh shit oh fuck they can actually right back!' Figured it'd go well with Warrior Seraph Jumper and his own Exorcist group, taking Michael's absent spot looking over soldiers and the like and trying to make Heaven's army...well, a proper army instead of Adam's sadistic groupies.
>>190140 >just being too hardheaded to disengage So people want to talk about *thing* and that's bad because it's "drowning" the thread. Legitimate question: why's that so bad? The thread regularly gets drowned in Fateposting, Exaltedposting, Blue Archive image spam, etc. People who want to talk about that topic can talk about it, and everyone else has the simple option to scroll past it or come back when the thread is discussing a topic that interests them. Why should some autistic argument about a setting's lore or about jump balance be any different?
>>190139 >11 YEARS Posting this made my heart heavy. What a beast this thing has turned into. You ever think thoughts? Me either.
>>190085 iirc the songs are made by this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNFskLKrhx4
>>190144 People start to complain when things get heated, especially when accusations of trolling are getting thrown around and people still refuse to disengage.
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>>190147 >especially when accusations of trolling are getting thrown around >and people still refuse to disengage.
>>190140 You steal women's minds and make them your slaves! Jumpchain ill needs a janny such as you
>>190147 We're a transplanted /tg/ thread. Things "getting heated" and people making accusations of trolling are par for the course. I'd certainly never want anyone in this thread to catch a warning because some rando anon accused them of "trolling" for daring to disagree with me and refusing to back down. Everyone in this thread has my full permission to call me a dick-sucking double nigger and to threaten to murder me and my whole family. If I want to stop talking to them, I can exercise the minimum self control to stop replying to them myself.
>>190143 I’m afraid we don’t know enough about Heaven to say for sure, but frankly all available evidence leans towards there not really being any kind of warrior culture apart from Adam and the Exorcists. I mean, the fact that Adam and the Exorcists can get in suggests they shouldn’t be outright DISQUALIFIED but the show’s stubborn refusal to acknowledge Michael’s existence make it very hard to determine where warrior saints fit into heavenly culture. I’m not going to say you can’t do the thing because Shitzie refuses to worldbuild longer than it takes to sing a gay little YMCA-tier song, I’m just going to say you’re going to stand out and look weird to the other angels. Most of whom are very, very different from the Exorcists.
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This thread makes a good point. only I can be trusted with 100% absolute power and bring Jumpchain into its new neo nuevo golden age. Again
>>190149 >>190152 Would you like to take on the mantle of Board Owner? Are you prepared for such a cringe existence? >>190150 Frankly, Generic, I'm going to continue slapping disruptive elements.
>>190152 I can support your candidacy for Kaiser, if only you would assign a Tanya to all jumpers.
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>>190153 >Would you like to take on the mantle of Board Owner? Are you prepared for such a cringe existence? I'm only joking don't be so quick to give up power that easily >>190154 Yes, everybody optionally gets one, She'll slightly adapt to your tastes though
>>190104 Fate Sushi has a red vermillion perk that allows you to boost all your racisl abilities.
>>190152 DDAnon, board owner.
>>190157 I took that image for the gender swapped hell on earth Character
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>>190158 Elise, Hunter: The Parenting.
>>190153 Interesting how you would immediately wield your power to associate criticism of you with an unpopular figure rather than address the content of the criticism itself. It's not like it's any secret that I am one hundred percent in favor of the philosophical position that supported censorship-free anonymous online discussion. (Though to be fair, I am thankful for having outright off topic spam like Gohanposting banished.)
>>190156 I've considered that, but DnD actually has a similar equivalent in Paragon Creature template, and the only effect it has is boosting the caster level of the spell like abilities by 15, which overall isn't nearly as much as I want to accomplish.
>>190155 >Yes, everybody optionally gets one, She'll slightly adapt to your tastes though I'd like mine to be an adult and to view herself as the sensible one steering me toward an efficient and sensible path that provides her a comfortable management position in my future organization, despite in truth being way more prone to violence than an early jumper fresh out of modern earth.
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>>190162 Don't worry anon, they'll adapt to you in ways you yourself didn't even know, they'll be your perfect partner destined just for you. Just don't break her shell >>190159 Image on the right is who I was talking about, maybe he was more than likely inspired. Also I'm assuming you like them fat
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>>190163 I know that comic, not the name. I see the comparison. >Skyla https://youtu.be/gfkx3U_kSak?si=OwrrVhyqh2CCo5c0
>>190164 >I know that comic, not the name. I see the comparison. Right as you said that, I checked again and he based her off of the character you were talking about. Also Great taste DDAnon, Skyla is a treasure >Also Vid I remember that, personally I think the bullying came from him somehow managing to make a video about a man liking hot women gay.
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[Hellaverse] ACT 2/3 >Previously: >>190030 It was another dreary, imp dick-less day for Stolas. He peered up at Hell’s night sky, going through the motions of his childhood learning for old times’ sake. Presently, Azathoth’s Tears were making their usual rounds and if Stolas was a wiser, more practical demon he might have chosen that moment to read his future and avoid A LOT of problems. Instead, he chose to be distracted by the many, many Azathoth’s Tears dribbling across the sky. Due to me. “THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?!” yelled Charlotte, floating in her silver bubble as I fired another supernova into the bioluminescent writhing mass at the centre of the universe. It flung planets and gas giants at me, it’s cells too stupid to die. “Oh yes. And I’m afraid” I said, evading the lashing tendrils, “it’s been quite necessary since the introduction of evil into this world” “Why? WHY?!” I sighed. Acidic fronds missed me and slapped apart on nearby planetoids-inadvertently converting them into more mass. “They say nature abhors a vacuum, but look closely at a forest. Watch how plants choke, poison and crush each other for a gleam of sunlight. Without a little vacuum, all that lives would just choke as one mass like this” This manifestation of nuclear chaos was almost spent. It was tattered around the edges, falling apart. My baby analogy fit it’s dying screams very well. “Long ago, all life existed in harmony. Where other angels created, I carved the hollows for oceans to fill and spread the firmament wide so the stars could shine brighter. Then your dear old dad brought SIN into the universe through free will, and ever since then all that lives, also competes. Even this leftover soul-stuff never truly used up yearns to grow. To consume. To be more than angel or demon, but so much less than human” “And so, here I am” I said, casting the mass into a nearby black hole. “Cleaning up another mess” 1/8 “That includes you too, Stolas” I added, forming a portal to the startled Goetia peering up at us. “We’re going to have a talk soon” “A-about what, pray tell?” he yelped. “You should really actually use your foresight magic more often” I reprimanded him. “You might save Blitzo’s life with it”. He shrieked in confusion as I shut the portal. Fifteen minutes later and a quick, moody and only somewhat resentful attempt at a hairstyle change for Charlotte, I was ready to hear Charlie’s pitch at the old Heaven Embassy. It sure would be a shame if rubble from SOMEWHERE were to FALL on this thing and by definition provoke an ACT OF WAR with HEAVEN I thought moodily, patting the poor building protectively. And once again absolutely gobsmacked that homosexual owl was too busy being mindbroken by imp cock and hating his marriage to use his fucking folklore foresight abilities that I, an archangel, could approximate simply by using my knowledge of having watched other people create the damn stars. “Hi! You must be our warden, and…” Charlie’s hyperactive, possibly antidepressant-enhanced cheer faltered briefly as she started as Charlotte and her new pigtails “…his uh, secretary? O-kay, SO I was gonna pitch to the leader of the Exorcists but dad says you’re even higher up on the chain of command so boy oh BOY have I got a humdinger of a plan for you!!” “Hit me” I said simply, wincing at the literal crayon drawings I was being shown and wondering how many of those crayons Charlie had eaten to get in the mood. “OKAY WOW this is going great so far!!!! I know Hell’s population is out of control! It’s a bad situation, it’s taking a toll!!” Charlie started singing and dancing about how trekking from Heaven to Hell was a hassle and saving souls would spare us the trip. Unlike Adam, I patiently let her finish and despite some lingering resentment Charlotte at least applauded with a smile as Charlie collapsed, panting, from simultaneously dancing and singing and trying to use her brain for business. “Well, that’s an interesting idea and I know at least one seraphim who’d love it” I said finally, “but I just have one little question” “R-REALLY? YOU LOVE MY IDEA?! SURE ANYTHING WHADDYA WANNA KNOW?!?!?” wheezed Charlie on the ground. “Do you know how redeeming sinners actually works?” I asked patiently. 2/8 Charlie froze. “Weeeeeell…” “Well…?” I encouraged her. “YA KNOOOOOOW” she said, grinning the horrified grin of someone caught with her pants not just down, but on her head and covered in piss. “I really don’t. That’s a thing, by the way. Did you know ever since the creation of humanity, angels don’t actually know how souls get to Heaven?”
[Expand Post]“WAT?” she yelped. “Um, you don’t have to shout all the time, we can hear you” said Charlotte timidly. “NAW NO FUCKIN WAY MAN THAT’S FUCKING CUHRAHZEE WAAAAAT THAT CHANGE EVERY-FACKIN-THING MOTHAFUCKA” bellowed Charlie as she spasmed on the floor, like a frog in a well. “And you don’t have to swear so much” muttered Charlotte. “I am honestly surprised your father didn’t tell you this as the first hurdle to redeeming sinners” I said, more confused than ever. “But that’s great! That means if I can find out why sinners go to Heaven, I can help you guys get more friends!!” squealed Charlie. No longer on the ground. “Okay but. How?” I said patiently. Charlie fell on the ground again. Her crayon scribbles had not prepared her for actual facts and logic. Taking pity on her, I forwarded her this link: https://www.firststepalliance.org/post/norway-prison-system-lessons “Now, redemption isn’t really my department’s concern, I direct the necessary destruction side of things” I said carefully, “but since your plan seems involve” I stared at a picture of a pink cat giving someone a hug with arms longer than it’s body “teaching people it’s okay to be nice, may I suggest you study the Norwegian prison system?” “But I’m not trying to run a prison, I’m trying to run a happy hotel for rehabilitating sinners!” protested Charlie. “Right, but the thing is-neither of us knows (officially) how to redeem sinners, but the thing is these snow-dwelling humans know a lot about providing kindness-based hospitality treatment to criminals so…it just seemed like a decent place to start for me” I said patiently. “Oh. Ohhhhh. That makes SENSE!” said Charlie, with a Spongebob-like look of childike wonder on her face. 3/8 “Let me offer one more piece of advice” I added. Charlotte was looking at Charlie like she was living garbage, but also kind of pitiable. Charlie on the other hand looked like the incarnation of a sugar rush. “It’s…idealistic of you to try talking to the Exorcists, but don’t you think there’s some people closer to you at home who could be more helpful? Think about it logically. If the hotel doesn’t work Heaven’s skeptical, and if it does work the sinners stop being Hell’s problem and become Heaven’s” “I don’t follow” “People you know who might know LOTS of sinners? Who own a lot of resources, manage professional tradespeople who could really spruce up your hotel? People with connections?” I tried. Understanding dawned on Charlotte. “Uh…gimme a hint?” “People VERY CLOSE to you and your dad?” “Like. Mom? She’s not taking her calls-“ “Charlie. Charlie, just open your phone” said Charlotte impatiently, grabbing it. Flipping through as Charlie sputtered, she said “There. You have Baphomet, right there in your contacts. The Deadly Sins, Charlie! He’s saying I should’ve-ugh, I mean YOU SHOULD claim the Deadly Sins to help out with your hotel!” “OHMIGOSH THAT’S RIGHT WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAAAAAT” wheezed Charlie. “Yeah, this one’s on me too, why DIDN’T I think of that?” asked Charlotte. “Right, well. You two have fun with that, I have a celestial crime to catch in action. Oh and if a strawberry pimp shows up at the hotel, tell him the house sends it’s regards” We’ll take a brief intermission from my mounting migraine investigating just how thoroughly Sera had screwed the pooch by failing a WIS roll against my old neighbour DIckmaster, to see how the opening of what was later called the Hallelujah Hotel (Mammon’s idea) went. 4/8 Charlie went home dancing and skipping, and Charlotte was kind of pulled along in the wake of her dream coming true but for a different her to rant-babble at everyone she was gonna call some family friends and now everything was gonna be great. Angel Dust continued to be skeptical about anything that wasn’t another cock fucking his ass, and Vaggie shat a brick when she realised Charlie was excitedly dialling in the other sins. First, Baphomet (who was definitely, provably in her contacts) showed up at the door half-asleep. Right before she woke up, gave Charlie a big hug, and started yammering about how she’d been working on hellhound healthcare lately before unloading crate after crate of meds. Charlotte was very sad at seeing yet another familiar face look unfamiliar, but still got a hug at least. Then Beelzebub sauntered into the hotel, hips a-sashaying, and started pimping the bar. Charlie ran around in circles trying to explain they COULD have a leisure corner but the hotel was supposed to be a GOOD INFLUENCE and failed utterly, leaving Charlotte (who was actually doing all the Norwegian prison research and helping Vaggie with all the drudge work while Charlie was doing cartwheels and making little welcome cards for the sinners) to use binging as an analogy for why they needed MOSTLY sober people. After that Beel was content running a game room in the corner. After that, Asmodeus sashayed in fabulously while singing about his passion for (consensual, if reckless) LUST. Against all my prior expectations with Asmodeuses across the multiverse, Asmodeus ended up unironically being a GREAT fucking fit for writing the therapy session programs for the hotel. All Charlotte had to do was gently remind him to cross out “lust” and put in “love” a few times, and when he sulked about it Charlie ACTUALLY FUCKING DID SOMETHING SEMI-USEFUL, BY SOME SHINE-INDUCED MIRACLE by singing a song about how it’s okay to be in love with an imp (being gay went without saying, this being Hell and all) which made Asmodeus finally lighten up and just enjoy writing lovey-dovey roleplay scenarios for sinners.
>>190166 After Leviathan, there came Mammon who like the fat drama queen he was showed up in a poof of sparkles. Mammon was simultaneously the best and worst contributing Sin. The best because to impress his niece he put out a marketing campaign so goddamn explosive it made Vox blow a fuse from jealousy, and then shelled out enough cash to build like 12 more nearby sub-hotels, and then while Beel handled the pharmaceuticals and Beel handled the F&B, Mammon proceeded to refurbish the hotel into a six-star luxury vacation centre. He was the worst because he also repeatedly tried to monetise everything, and also because so many goddamn sinners started charging into the hotels that Charlie had to frantically license out extra therapists to keep up. And eventually, getting Satan to lay down the law for everyone to come in EARNESTLY seeking redemption and not just to eat grapes out of a golden chalice. Which Satan did with as much dignity and grandeur as he could while also being there to dote (in a totally manly way) on his niece. And as Charlotte slowly pointed out, generally make sure Mammon didn’t fully turn the hotel into a luxurious den of sin instead of a VERY comfy rehabilitation centre. And after that, Lucifer himself showing up and Mammon going “Oi mate, we missed yah!” and Lucifer going “Oh well, you know, I’ve been feeling down…” and Mammon going “That’s what friends are FOR ya bloody wanker!” and basically everyone speedrunning Lucifer and Charlie bonding while Charlotte found an excuse to leave and just look, very sadly, through a window. …and very, very eventually, an extremely surprised Alastor showed up on the doorstep offering his services only to look over Charlie’s shoulder and see six out of seven Deadly Sins singing and dancing about how they were HALPING their niece go up in the world. Charlie immediately begged him to do something about the long line of sinners outside her door without killing them. After some thought, Alastor just…dragged in Sir Pentious just like in canon, intimidating away most of the loiterers, and proudly presented him to her as a “premium candidate for redemption”. Alastor was promptly promoted to the position of Head Butler and forced to ACTUALLY DO HIS FUCKING JOB instead of just stand around shitting on random people all day. He did not like this. Nor did he like being surrounded by jolly happy people who found him too insignificant to even get into a dickwaving contest with. 5/8 And while all this was happening, I was scaring the living shit out of I.M.P. and C.H.E.R.U.B. after narrowly avoiding the deaths of some humans, at least one of whom to be fair was probably better off dead. “Do you realise” I told them testily, “what this means?” “T-these awful murdering demons started it!” protested one of the cherubs. “THEY killed that sinner!” protested Blitzo. “It doesn’t matter whose fault it is. We need to clear this up BEFORE THE TREATY IS BROKEN” I said testily. Later I found out that Dickmaster and his number #2 were actually counting on the meeting to accelerate the exterminations officially, and not having the chance to were trying to figure out another casus belli. Which was promptly derailed by me dragging in Blitzo to heavenly court and demanding a dual Hell-Heaven legal system joint trial to clear up just what exactly I.M.P. was doing on Earth and getting shot at by angels. Which was SIMULTANEOUSLY derailed by Charlie calling another meeting with Heaven to discuss the hotel’s booming business. “Apollyon do we really have to do this NOW?!” begged Sera as regally as she could in public. “…mortals are dead, imps are shooting at angels, and you STILL want to delay it?” I asked incredulously. “Fair enough” she admitted. Somewhere else, Satan responded to the first angel to come over and ask him to call court to over by breathing fire. Legends say he responded to the next angel clarifying I would be there too by exclaiming KYAAA, SENPAI NOTICED ME, but Hell’s litigators immediately censoring everything that was said next apart from “yes” made it hard to verify. 6/8 After everyone had delivered their testimonies and consolidated all available evidence, three things were ascertained. The first was that Andrealphus and Stella had completely played Hell’s lawmaker for a fool solely due to him wanting him to quit early for lunch, something I gently but firmly reprimanded Satan for making him shrink to the size of a caiman from shame, and then offered some constructive criticism about checks, balances and delegation to ensure proper due process in his courtroom to avoid this from ever happening again. The second, as a gobsmacked Andrealphus learned, was that his little Better Call Saul-tier scheme was COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY because as it turned out Stolas was literally guilty under Hell’s law between illegal loaning of the grimoire and, more importantly, I.M.P. was guilty of physically assaulting angels, and above all else Stella was guilty of attempted angelic weaponry-assisted murder by hire The third was that imps and hellhounds unironically had it worse than the average sinner. Blitzo completely losing his shit in court actually worked out to his benefit by venting a lot of frustrations that resonated with the average imp. And while most were unimpressed, CHARLIE AND CHARLOTTE felt intensely bad about it. After shaking hands, Charlie proceeded to donate a significant portion of the Hallelujah Hotel’s already excessive resources to Charlotte (who after some confusion, a guilty Lucifer belatedly recognised as a “distant cousin” and yelled that it was legally binding and stuff. Being the king of Hell and all, it technically was), who vowed to set up a foundation for the living quality of hellborn. The eventual conclusion Satan and I reached was stripping Andrealphus and Stella of their powers and holdings, distributing Stella’s holdings back to Stolas while Andrealphus’ also went to Charlotte. 7/8 Seeing the legal system function as intended made Charlie and Charlotte so happy they launched into a duet (that Emily quickly joined) about Heaven being a lie and the rules being shades of grey or something. This in turn provoked Dickmaster into making the single biggest mistake of his afterlife. “Don't you act all high and mighty! Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?” he snapped. “Don't, Adam, please!” pleaded Vaggie, who was there too. “What's the fuss? Why hide the fact that you're an angel, just like us?” declared Dickmaster, posing for dramatic emphasis.
[Expand Post]… “Ahem. So Satan, MY FELLOW LAWMAKER, do you think we should investigate why AN ANGEL and apparently an ex-Exorcist has in fact been living incognito in Hell for this long?” I said with the cold, dispassionate and utterly vindictive triumph of a man playing 5D chess. “Uh…hang on guys, let’s slow down here…” said Dickmaster, slowly realising he dun goofed. “Why yes, MY FELLOW LAWMAKER, I too would GREATLY like to know how and why an INJURED ANGEL has been LOITERING in the Ring of Pride for so long without, I say WITHOUT, her commanding officer taking ownership of any injury potentially caused by her to native hellborn!” shouted Satan. “Seriously, can we talk about the fact that ANGELS CAN BE INJURED? That. That seems like it should be a bigger deal for some of us in the audience” “I’ll be real with you, I’m an angel and even I’m not sure how easily injured we are” I stage-whispered. “We can tank the void before creation, but apparently not big rocks” “Oh, good to know I’m not the only one confused for once” muttered Satan. “Hey you can’t prove Lute cut her down in cold blood!” yelped Dickmaster. “Uh, sir you just did” said Lute weakly. “Double shit” whimpered Dickmaster. “You CUT DOWN an Exorcist iN COLD BLOOD and LEFT HER FOR DEAD?!?!??” screamed Sera. “Has he told you about the military hazing yet?” I asked Sera. “HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!” shouted Dickmaster and Lute. “Truth is, I didn’t. It just seemed like the kind of thing you chucklefucks get up to” I explained. And thus, court went into a second session over exactly how the FUCK Dickmaster hadn’t been cancelled harder than Epstein before things got this bad while Charlie and Charlotte sneaked away doing happy little disney princess things. 8/8
JJK Edo Period lore: >The Six Eyes Limitless user goes from a Deku-esque bitch to a Kenshiro tier Chad by the time he fights his best friend. He has a very seductive GF that helped drag him into masculinity. He saved her from an arranged marriage with a higher up in the Kashimo clan by crashing it alongside the 10S user. His mom doesn't like her, but she supports her son regardless >The Oni King is a combination of a child he had with a descendant of Tengen and then infused with a special grade curse with a barrier manipulation CT, hence his ridiculous talent for barrier techniques >About 15% of Onis are not hostile or harmful, at least without provocation, so despite how big a threat they are they're generally welcome in polite society as long as they behave themselves. >The 10S user ends up taming Mahoraga right before his final battle with the Six Eyes user. He keeps it a secret and no one saw their duel which is why people think it was never done before. Likewise, the Six Eyes user figured out purple in the middle of the fight. He was going to win, but hesitated because he didn't want to kill his friend so Mahoraga impales him through the chest and he releases the purple, leading to the draw where they both die >The four generals of the Oni king are created from the disaster curses being put through Oni-fication, though the recipients all retained their original personalities and only possess the power of the curses. There's also a giant Oni curse just kinda wandering near Neo-Onigashima born of the immense suffering caused by and hatred directed towards the Onis. It's like 200 feet tall and very strong. >Spymistress met Nobunaga's ghost and let him smash
>>190168 Make sure to add this lore stuff to the notes in the jump.
>>190168 As the kids say, stop cooking.
>>190170 Why though?
>>190171 He's angry that the spymistress isn't for him.
>>190170 Nah, let him cook.
>>190172 Pretty sure Spymistress is a Makima expy and he's the dude who goes around posting about how he's Makima's dog.
>>190171 He thinks you're cooked.
Jumpchan is concerned that jumpers might not be interesting enough, especially early on before they can make an especially large mess of things. As such she wants to offer a 'starter companion' to help get new jumpers started on their chains. What questionable and/or mentally unstable helpful individuals should she make available via this endeavor?
>>190176 Eevee
>>190172 She's a government trained sexpionage operative, what are you expecting?
>>190176 Her but in disguise
>>190178 I wasn't expecting anything other than that, he was.
>>190176 Juri Han. Korra. Lara Croft.
>>190176 Renegade Femshep.
>>190183 What is this, a gif for ants?
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>>190176 Morrigan, of fucking course.
>>190176 Dame Judi Dench
>>190168 What’s the over-under on onis getting so much testosterone they start perceiving normal men as women, or getting a powerboost from a giant face appearing on their back? >The 10S user ends up taming Mahoraga Also since canon never explained how the Zeninshitters ever overcame a beast like Big Maho, you should explain how the guy could possibly overcome a thing that gave Sukuna with a couple fingers a good workout NOW. >It’s like 200 feet tall and very strong …I mean, if it can even move around easily yeah that’s a given.
>>190188 You gotta give it time to cook. I don't just wanna make stuff up off the top of my head like the Sonic game director
>>190190 Any progress on Unleashed?
>>190190 How about Sonic the Hedgehog but as an Oni?
>>190189 Maybe there was a toji tier heavenly restricted guy/gal on the zenin family and they teamed up to beat mahoraga? I feel like they wouldn't be considered part of the ritual, so they could help tame it.
>>190189 Mahoraga didn't do shit to Sukuna in the mango, it's just the anime that hypes it up. Sukuna was fucking around with it the entire time and then at the end says he can easily one-shot it with cleave unless Raga has adapted to the concept of slashing attacks in general. Basically he just needs to domain expansion and then slam Raga with the heaviest hitting move he can muster, possibly involving some sort of binding vow to make sure the job gets done
>>190191 I'm barely starting on Dracula and I'm doing that first I think >>190192 Sonic wouldn't be an Oni because that implies he has the desire to fuck
>>190195 Nah he just has that perk that lets him suppress that desire and/or is overcome by his desire for freedom. He'd also probably have that perk that gives his cursed energy an element, that being wind.
>>190182 >Maleshep >Spacer >War Hero >Paragon >Soldier/Shock Trooper >middle-age, bald, facial scars >friendly, easygoing, naturally charismatic >fearless terrifying badass, zero tolerance for corruption and evil bullshit Yep, it's Mass Effect time.
>>190030 Not sure why you're scared to say Hitler's name when the characters are fine mentioning him.
>>190198 It was Bob Ross. Shard saw him talking about the trees turning him on while he was watching his favourite streamer Pokimane.
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>>190198 Correction: DEMONS are fine with calling people Hitler, Sera is specifically losing her shit at the idea of a Hitler Overlord as well as what it’ll take to stop it from happening, and my I’ll Make The Mistakes target is Heaven as a whole so I am being more tactful than usual about inflicting genocide.
JJK Edo Period update Changelog: >Added lore in notes section
I love sluts.
>>190203 I find lolis to be more worth my time.
>>190203 Self-love is important
>>190206 I can accept older(even xianxia type old) but petite body type.
>>190204 There's no reason a loli can't also be a slut
>>190206 If you were gonna show Arknights hags, you should've shown the actual hags that hag more than these hags. Make no mistake, i like these hags. But aside from Kaltsit, these are amateur hags.
>>190209 There are too many hags in the hagCHAD game known as Arkhags. Please understand
Any of you guys see the new avatar movie yet? As I understand it the human kid on the planet can breath the air there now and the new tribe comes from a volcano zone that burned their spirit trees and shows that without the constant link to eywha they are just like humans. Which is neat. I havent seen it yet nyself but this is what I was told in a different thread on oldchan.
>>190211 And Im just realizing its release is dec 19 I have been misled
>>190203 I do not. They require lots of cleaning.
>>190211 I'm probably going to watch it with family this year since we watched the last one together, I actually really liked the last one so much I went back to watch the first which I hadn't done since it came out and man it was still really fucking boring that one.
>>190210 It really is. Most characters are actually older than you'd expect. Hell, Lemuen is at least 36 and Exusiai should be like 30 or at least close to it. The average terran lifespan being 150 helps with stuff like that.
>>190214 I saw the first and played the games but havent got to watch the second one. I just got it last week on dvd for my bday and havent had a chance to watch it yet.
>>190211 I just want to wonder what the new contrived save the planet metaphor will be. >1 had Unobtanium to drive home that humanity is DYING OUT because of an UNOBTAINABLE resource they’re willing to blow up the life tree over, and that it is apparently morally preferable to go extinct than to keep fighting for it >2 has Amrita, which is extracted from tulkun (space whale) brains and apparently HALTS HUMAN AGING some fucking how despite all the other fauna, flora and the freaking atmosphere on Pandora being toxic to human life. Just lucked out on this one specific compound being a cure for biological senescence I guess. For some reason, Unobtanium the literal do-everything fuel wasn’t deemed a good enouhg reason by Cameron to come back to the planet with no anti-space vehicle defences
>>190213 Get a second one and they can clean each other once you're done with them.
>>190217 From what I understand 3 has the fire navi joining the humans.
>>190219 Yeah but you just know the humans will backstab them in the final act because it turns out the volcanic silicates in their homeland can be used to make superconductors necessary for Rampancy-free AIs or some shit, and the fire navi tribe will rejoin the water and tree navi tribes and go Cats Together Strong
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>Be humancel >Destroy your environment, tank your fertility, and enslave yourself to plastic cup production (tm) >Could easily save your planet by mining asteroids or some shit >Instead go to another planet with life in it to stripp it down from it's resources and, eventually, go back to square one because you've learned nothing >Still take the moral high ground because "Muh Planet is Le Dying! (Because I keep making mines so Mr.Sheckelston Goldsberg can have a 2% more profitable fifth quarter this year ((He will not increase my salary))
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>>190208 That is true as well.
>>190210 Is hol even a hag though?
>>190222 Voices of the Void needs to get done so a Gauntlet can be made of it.
>>190222 From what I understand the humans in avatar at least have ways to use ftl without unobtanium but its really really important for improved setups. And as far as I know pandora is the only place with large amounts of it.
>>190138 Well, yeah duh, that's the point of rules. If someone shitpost so much that's the entire point of the jannies. Plus unlike in 4chan, they at least give a wide berth. >>190185 >pic Does it count as masturbation, selfcest, or incest?
>>190222 Based and true.
>>190222 Unfortunately these tards are my species so I will assist them, probably after toppling whoever is ruling them.
>>190224 Her life span is cut by half iirc, and she says she's six years away from dying by her calculations. That would mean she's at least in her 30s. The old wiki says she's 42 but the wiki is not reliable. Also, if she looks like a hag, and talks like a hag, she's probably a hag. Even operators that you would assume are in their twenties (Blaze) are actually forty years old then Hooya has no chance.
>>190229 All humans are retarded bratty lolis to a sufficiently old and powerful Jumper.
>>190227 Yes to all three. Morrigan probably calls Lilith her sister just to make it kinkier
>>190232 Funny thing, Lilith WAS supposed to be her sister. Her angel sister in fact. That's why her moveset has so much light in it.
>>190230 If her lifespan is cut by half, wouldn't that mean she is on her 70s, actually? Since Terrans live more in general. Stupid Kukulkan with their stupid practices. Severely need non jobber genes added to the gene pool. Peak hags would be female sarkazi tho. Theresa is a hag. Warfarin. Logo's mom. Enchilada. Shining is absolutely a hag.
>>190227 I don't think people really stop to consider how DD when he gets going is basically the same as Generic or Timmy. And that's probably who he gets it from in the first place because he knows it works, and at the end of the day despite everything he says, he can't actually quit this place because he needs attention just like them.
>>190230 I'd rather a Gracebearer
>>190235 Exactly this. There are things I agree with DDanon with in principle, but he himself is the perfect living example of why ideals don’t always translate well to reality. Everyone having a little more leeway to call each other a fabulous nigger, horse around or otherwise bullshit operates smoothly when everyone understands there’s an unwritten line that shouldn’t be crossed. DDanon crosses the line just out of contrarianism, which is the strongest argument for having a line at all. Look at all the unsolicited horniposting we have in the thread even with a separate horny thread, and apply that to the dopamine rush shitposters get from (you)s.
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Would Hazbin hotel improve significantly if Alastor was a woman?
>>190238 Look at all of the other women in the show itself & tell me that adding one more would make it better
>>190238 The only thing would change is that Al would have tits and would still be a sadistic cannibal that hates seggs. Apply correction to both would probably get you a prion disease or something
>>190238 Literally nothing would change.
>>190241 What if she hit the griddy big style?
>>190241 Except for Al having tits. But yeah (s)he would still probably still be a seggs hating cannibal trying to weasel out of contracts. But the real question is should I give Al a glock 19?
>>189883 Anything by Om1cr0n is dogshit. I don't know what you expected.
>>190238 >cocky woman wins against mooks but loses to everyone else fund it
I really need to stop saving horny pictures. I never end up using them and they just make my image folders harder to navigate.
>>190246 Just make a folder for horny photos?
>>190140 >stop the thread from drowning in arguments that go nowhere This is liike, 80% of the thread.
>>190167 >“We can tank the void before creation, but apparently not big rocks” What I’m getting here, is that the Lizardmen are a threat.
>>189900 >cyoa assume you're a male that's gonna be going around fucking women. While that particular cyoa is dogshit, this part is certainly balanced out by like 99% of lewd cyoas in more or less ever being written from a female and/or genderbent slut pov. Male pov cyoas are actually incredibly rare.
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New Jump next thread, fellow Stalkers. >>190252 Perish, Child of Man.
>>190061 >goes back much further than anyone knew I thought that was the thing that elevated it to meme status and resulted in all the other bullshit like the supposedly scratch n sniff comic that became a thing after that movie. Vaguely recall the spillage into the /tg/ threads from back when it was new.
>>190251 Which is why Spirit Conscript is the goat
Is Kiwi from Cyberpunk Edgerunners redeemable? Or maybe it'd be better to put it as, can we stop her betrayal.
>>190202 On the one hand, EggMa'am sounds fun. On the other hand, many iterations of Eggman are sociopathic manchildren who cannot comprehend love, so you'd have to be careful you don't get a female version of one of those. Is EggMa'am a good waifu overall?
>>190257 Does the idea of a sociopaths "princess" who cannot comprehend love sound good overall?
>>190257 You can actually get someone like that in the Sonic OVA jump.
>>190256 She can be tamed by the cock, like every woman
>>190260 Be aware that you are also vulnerable to being tamed by boobs.
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>>190176 how about >evil genie girl that will twist every wish you make and run around causing trouble >your dream girl, that you cannot touch >straight up toon companion >A god/goddess thinking this is a vacation
>>190185 From which series, because the American cartoon would be funnier when the guy though he would get the game version
>>190262 I'll take the toon.
>>190262 I'll bet Rogue's bush looks really interesting.
>>190203 I will tolerate a slut, but she must be my slut and only my slut. No other man may touch her. Women are a case by case basis. And Futas are abominations purged on sight
>>190262 >straight up toon companion That's probably the best option, since I imagine that, even though she'd constantly be causing problems, that fact that she's legitimately trying to help you would probably keep you from hating her too much. >Listen, we've got to do this quietly >Got it, half the dynamite
>>190265 Shaved. She wears skin tight latex outfits and it would be obvious to anyone looking at her if she shave or not.
>>190263 The non-Americ*n fanfiction ones
>>190113 I was basically an earlier and ever more successful Alexander the Great, and lead the proto-Greeks to conquer the known (and a good chunk of the unknown) world.
Heard some feedback and my theoretical fallout loverslab jump would have three origins: vault virgin, raider rapist and wasteland _. Would anyone have some good ideas for what word to add to wasteland?
>>190238 Jobber(male) becomes jobber(female).

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>>190267 Having a toon waifu from the start of a chain would be a real challenge just learning to deal with the other's culture and antics. You might not be funny enough for her. She might think placing a bear trap in her bra is a good idea.
>>190266 Holy based....
>>190273 Given the original prompt was about Jumpchan trying to make things more entertaining, that all sounds perfect. Toons usually make good waifus, because you can forgive a lot since she makes you laugh.
>>190274 Throtem makes cute maids.
The "Into the Spider-Verse" jump via the "A Fresh Twist" toggle lets you choose five diffrent Spider-men to take the place of Peter B. Parker’s Spider-Man, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Ham, SP//dr, and Spider-Man Noir during the events of the movie. Which other Spider-people would you chose to take those places? Would they all be canon examples or would you include original web-heads?
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>>190278 I'd add in Spider-Meme for sure.
I'm getting inspired to start a chain with La Creatura Succubus as my first companion.
>>190176 Megalomaniac mad scientist waifu who acts like a giddy school girl around you, but starts trying to conquer the world with cartoonish supervillainy the moment you take your eyes off her.
>>190273 Best to go someplace with a durability perk, like InFAMOUS.
>>190280 Make sure to never go to Marvel or you'll get cucked by Spider-Man.
>>190283 >Spider-Man >Having nice things
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>Parallelmon finally has an evo line after 2 fucking decades >One of them is Infermon & the other is Dragomon >My Parallelmon partner went all in on taking in Fire attribute data, making it harder to find a way to link the existing lines with the new official evo lines (for now) >My other 3 digimon partners now has a guaranteed evo line to becoming a Parallelmon with the current evolution lines they have (with Keramon having at least 3 because Leomon into Dragomon is a legitimate line for Parallelmon now) Wikimon! Wikimon I need your help once more! Why must you slow down when I need you!?
>>190268 I think they're some fictional material other than latex, and also if the material is thick enough, it might not be visible regardless.
>>190283 I'm going to marvel and have a trio with Black Cat and Morrigan just to spite spidercucks incessant crack-ships
>>190253 Just post it here >>143436 >>190271 Survivor.
>>190286 So that is why Scott has no bulge.
>>190289 Or Captain America, or Spiderman, or Batman, or Superman or any other hero.
>>190284 Capcom girls can't get enough of him, it's canon.
>>190289 >>190290 They probably just where cups or a dancers belt.
>>190291 >Capcom girls love Spider Man >always taken away from him >Only Marvel women remain
>>190294 >I do not like this picture, Charlie. Its smug aura mocks me! It's EVIL!
>>190294 >Cucked by Venom
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>>190295 nta, but do you prefer this one?
>>190288 That's an idea, but it's not done yet. I just went through it with text-so-speech to correct the spelling, and now I'm gonna format it. Should be done in an hour or two.
>>190298 >made a spelling mistake Irony, thy name is.
>>190225 The only reason anyone (me) would make a VOTV jump/gauntlet is to watch with a soda as Shard drives himself insane as the space cats eat his shrimp out of the fridge, the mannequins mannequin all over the place, and Kerfur is Kerfur.
Why are spiderbros so obsessed with kekolding?
>>190217 >and apparently HALTS HUMAN AGING some fucking how despite all the other fauna, flora and the freaking atmosphere on Pandora being toxic to human life. Only the air is actively toxic to human life inherently, and that's because of what it's composed of specifically - which is toxic to us in real life.
>>190281 With blue hair, I'd imagine
>>190301 The writers hate comics and think that makes them better comic writers.
>>190301 There's nothing more relatable to a spider fan than being cucked. God knows they're cucked of a good ending for spider man.
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>>190301 Because the writers are hellbent on enforcing misery onto them, so they try to do anything to spot it out & avoid it
>>190306 >see fans >even heroes get cucked >don't feel bad your wife/gf left you >just keep paying all their shit and stand in the corner with a smile >good little cuck
>>190167 >Alastor was promptly promoted to the position of Head Butler and forced to ACTUALLY DO HIS FUCKING JOB instead of just stand around shitting on random people all day. >He did not like this. He was DENIED his right to aurafarm. Of course he's upset.
>>190295 Now i'm imagining Jumper explaining the state of western comics to Charlie Morningstar.
>>190306 I can never forgive the cancellation of The Spectacular Spider-Man over the Disney buyout.
>>190308 You really give them that much credit? That it's not sour grapes about how they shouldn't feel bad about being alone because a girl would just cheat on them anyway?
>>190310 Western comics are probably one of the only things they have to read in Hell, along with user manuals and waiting room magazines
Wait. Hazbin Hotel Hell is like free Argent energy. Cool.
>>190253 >pic Yeah the meme potential was just too big.
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>>190250 Lizardmen are always a threat because they can evolve into god-level t-rex monsters and eat your face.
>>190316 The fact that fucking t-rexes is the equivalent of New Gods for Lizardmen in F&N, and they are on the fucking moon is probably one of the wildest thing ever in this IP, which is saying something.
>>190250 >We can tank the void before creation, but apparently not big rocks Also known as the classic SMT protagonist problem.
>>190318 More like, the SMT1 Protag problem lmao.
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>>190315 That's not the only thing which is too big.
>>190321 I almost kind of want to play it now, with how you talk about it and how much meme potential it has.
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>>190320 Oh you meant classic as in the first one.
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>>190322 I think the only h-game I've laughed out loud at is Princess Go Round, but yeah, there's actually a story here. Sergio did nothing wrong. I deleted the screenshots as I took the information I needed from them, but I wish I saved the one of him aura farming in Dragon Conqueror.
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How many effects can you tack onto an Isekai cheat before it has to become a different ability?
>>190324 I have no idea what the first one is, but if you say so.
Any chance that 4chan is gonna get pdfs back after this maintenance?
Does anyone know the originals of these pics? I tried using SauceNAO to reverse search but didn't get any results.
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>>190327 It's funny that you are asking that, because 4chan is currently Performing scheduled maintenance
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I will seduce Felicia. I will tame her with the D. I will fix her. I will win.
>>190330 Uh... yes. That is why I asked.
>>190330 It's almost like he's asking because they're doing maintenance
>>190332 >>190333 Ah, optimism!
>>190211 >>190212 I have, but can’t tell you anything about it. Time paradox shit, you know.
>>190327 With the garbage captcha and the trash mods I don't even care if they ever do. I have no interest in using /tg/ anymore at this point anyway.
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>>190331 Why would you. The best version of her is from the old 90s Spider Man and she does this >Rejected Peter over and over >peter gets with MJ >Steals Peter >Dumps Peter for being boring >Keeps trying to fuck Spider Man >Her new BF steals from Peter with her help >Gets turned into a vampire >Laughs at Peter for being a loser >runs off to Europe with vampire and Blade >returns later pissed that Blade and Vampire BF are more interested in fighting vampires than a fancy vacation >Gets pissed Peter married MJ >Runs off again >get summoned to help Spider Man save the fucking world >Lectures him that Spiderman faking an end of the world event will not get her back
>>190331 >>190337 Worst Marvel cat. Tigra and Shadowcat are both far superior pussies.
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>>190338 >Shadowcat A rip off of Buffy
>>190246 Had two unrelated questions for you. The first is would a darkness conduit be alright in Infamous and how would their drain work? Would they just light up a room? The second question is if cosplay counts as Niche or Practical for Assassination Classroom.
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>>190246 Do not save any images you would not like you family to find after you die from jerking it to cartoon women.
>>190339 Doesn't the comic version predate Buffy?
>>190343 But the one everyone always talks about wanting s from Evolution. Which is after Buffy.
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What has Psychoscience done?!
>>190345 >All these technological advancements, and she's still flat
>>190331 Getting with any character from DC or Marvel is certainly not winning. You're losing.
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>>190346 >all those demons killed and you are still cringe
>>190347 But the ass is fat and silver hair is very attractive
>>190349 And the tits?
>>190327 Even if they do, I have no interest in returning there in full. 4chan is a hellhole and it gets worse by the day.
>>190327 Nope. Just checked, not back.
>>190278 I'd probably include these three >Takuya Yamashiro the live action Japanese Spider-Man who has a giant Robot https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Takuya_Yamashiro_(Earth-51778) >Anna-May Parker, the daughter of MJ and Peter who inherited his power and became Spinnereth ttps://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Anna-May_Parker_(Earth-18119) >Cindy Moon from the alt timeline where Peter didn't get bitten, instead Cindy steps in as Silk/Spider-Woman, with Peter(who became popular after taking a bullet for Uncle Ben and saving his life) becoming her guy in the chair(no wiki link available, so I included a bit of context, otherwise she's like regular silk. Not sure on who else though, but I feel like you gotta have a proper Peter Parker to show miles the ropes. Otherwise maybe a more wild card spiderr like one possessed by a symbiote or one who occasionally turns into a spider monsters.
>>189492 You should always give your best Psycho. To do less is a great sign of disrespect. Also doing so gives them a chance to grow and get stronger as they adapt to your difference in strength.
Watching Superman the Animated series and I have to say, Lex really dropped the ball on Metallo. Perfectly good minion wasted because he couldn't be bothered to include artificial touch receptors and taste buds.
>>190256 Obviously. The series is not subtle about what and why happened.
>>190350 They're a bonus, butt I'm more of an ass man
>>190151 See, that just makes me like the idea more, that Jumper is the one looking after the warrior saints who can't fully jive with the rest of Heaven, the ones who find themselves enjoying the peace of Heaven even if they do also enjoy sparring and jousting and training with each other. Jumper being Heaven's general and patron of warrior saints sounds fun. And for added fun, Jumper baffling Sera even more by not being worried about an uprising from Hell but instead being concerned with the eldritch threat. Add to the Heavenly Valhalla theme by Jumper training the warrior saints and Exorcists for the day the stars are right and the eldritch threatens Creation.
>>190338 I liked white tiger in the ultimate Spider-Man cartoon, though all characters in that show were occasionally assholes
>>190358 Asses are the hetero man choice, thoubeit?
>>190361 Nein. You take both.
>Like a series >The main characters regularly engage in activities that, while entertaining to watch, are objectively morally reprehensible >The kind of stuff where, if it was actually happening, it would be horrifying and any reasonable person would try to stop it How do you get involved in the story in worlds like this? If you don't stop the bad things, how do you justify letting them continue?
>>190271 I would suggest Survivor like this guy >>190288 with focus on tech.
>>190355 Lex Luthor, in his own mind, is not a man that can ever fail but instead a man who can only be failed by others. Acknowledging his own mistakes and how his own behavior sabotages his operations simply isn't in the card.
>>190363 Depends on context. I'm not keen on slavery but if the only other option is immediate execution I guess I wouldn't have a problem with it because at least those people are still alive and have a chance.
>>190363 Give yourself an origin who would not care about this and is instead invested into working with the main character.
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>>190363 >If you don't stop the bad things, how do you justify letting them continue The problem with the Trolley Problem is that killing someone is not the same as letting them die. Action is always more kinetic than doing nothing. Philosophy aside, I was once in a similar situation as presented in the Trolley Problem, and forced to act simply because I didn't know the bystander laws. The situation was dealt with because I'm a badass, but I regret having to have acted on the behalf of people I feel I shouldn't of had to. The only thing that really matters is what you feel like you want, and if doing something about the thing will lead you closer to it.
>>190351 Don't threaten me with a good time.
>>190355 First episode has Lois talking about how she use to date Lex, but she dumped him for not meeting her standards.
>>190363 It depends on the Jumper. I tend to have Jumpers that aren't me, or don't act like me, for exactly this reason: I would have to get involved, if for no other reason than I would feel bad if I didn't. I'd have to try and stop said morally reprehensible acts one way or another. And I do have Jumpers that do that, but I also have Jumpers who either don't care or do worse things themselves. It might help to look at your Jumper as being a character instead of being (You), even if they are (You), and try to figure out what that character would do.
>>190365 >>190370 It's a wonder he's managed to stay on top of the world for as long as he has. You'd think he'd have pissed off one of his guards and had an accident by now.
>>190363 It depends on the morality of your character, but I fail to see why you can't just punish the MC if you have the power to and you think any reasonable person would stop it.
>>190368 It's actually more about taking responsibility than about how you feel. The issue with the Trolley Problem is that when the bystander takes action they cease to be an observer and become a causal entity. If you pull the lever, you become the cause of someone's death. They died because of you when they otherwise wouldn't have. That is an objectively immoral action. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing if you're considering the greater impact of your actions. But you have to accept the reality of it. You murdered someone so that five other people wouldn't die. You ended a life that otherwise would have continued on because your judgment told you it was the right thing to do. If you had done nothing, no blame would fall on you because it wasn't your doing or responsibility. You were merely a bystander. In essence; if you're going to commit evil to decide with your own will that something shouldn't happen it's also your moral responsibility to acknowledge that you are no longer a bystander and that you have committed an evil action to satiate your moral judgment. The result is your responsibility and more than philosophical argumentation you have to shoulder the burden of your sin because it is wholly yours and no one else's. It's not the fault of the person who tied them to train tracks. It's your fault that they died. They died because you thought that they should die because you considered their death an acceptable loss based on your moral judgment.
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I request the hottest waifus with the most garbage personalitiesto mind control
>>190375 PsychoAnon.

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Thinking about going lightning for once. We got any items or equipment to help push it further? Infamous has a melee weapon you can have tied to your Conduit power and I know Duel Monsters Heroes has a whole suit and a few upgrades.
>>190375 Don't Meddle With My Daughter! from QQ has dark timeline versions of Athena and Clara you can pick up.
>>190378 Become a black man.
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>>190375 Katejina Loos from Gundam Victory/Late UC Gundam era.
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>>190374 I do not have guilt by my being born. I do not have guilt by my being an observer. I do not consider life to have value simply because it is existent. Action or no action, being arbitrated does not feel good. I don't believe a person who requires saving is equal to the person saving them. As someone who was actually in one of these scenarios, having risked my life merely for the moral pretense of potentially avoiding litigation is deeply frustrating. The exchange is unequal. Society venerates heroes and the selfless because people want to take advantage of them. I understand society requires push and shove to exist, I literally picked up a homeless person today and drove them to the other side of town because that's where I was going, but it is naive to think I'm not a sucker and that person isn't a fool for being in that situation. Morality is the lube that slips the dildo of obligation into the ass of those who wouldn't otherwise tolerate inefficiencies.
>>190374 I agree, the framing of the problem is the main issue. It shows you as a bystander that found a train in movement about to run some people and you have to decide to take action or not. Which is very different if your responsibility is pulling the lever, you acknowledged it, and then do nothing.
>>190382 Didn't ask.
>>190378 Consider the Lore of Heavens in Warhammer Fantasy, as well as becoming an Electric-Type Pokemon. There's also a perk in Van Helsing that lets you revive people with your own internal lightning, and if you want holy lightning you can go to Dark Souls and learn Miracles.
>>190378 Go to Warframe and get the Vadarya Prime sniper rigle
>>190382 Everyone has morals, you are talking about ethics.
>>190385 >>190378 Ignore me, I misread "items" as "perks" somehow. Instead, consider a Channeling Trident in Minecraft. Dark Souls can still help with My Own Personal Sun to boost your Miracles (including the aforementioned holy lightning), and you can import your lightning gun as a Radio in We Know the Devil.
>>190384 You moral busybodies are the worst types of hypocrites. All perceived evils exists solely because of your own contradictions.
>>190378 Wind Waker has the Unmastered Sword, which if you pump enough lightning power into will become the lightning equivalent to the Master Sword.
Chain butt; Your chain works on the rule of three of comedy, your first jump establishes a theme, the second reinforces it while the third jump twists or subverts that initial theme.
>>190378 God of War has a custom weapon builder with elemental infusion options.
>>190391 >Make the Exorcist fall in love >Exalted Infernals >Hazbin Hotel Demon Lord Demon Lord Demon therapist
Man, there's nothing worse than waking up tired and that extending to the whole day.
>>190387 Cutting through the Gordian Knot, too many meaningless distinctions. You can either do what you think feels good, or pretend there's some objective manner by which everything can be judged. I would be willing to accept arguments of the latter, but it always comes down to people just jockeying the fact they're insecure and coping. It's why dueling should be legal and mandatory, and if you disagree with someone that person should just have to fight you and potentially die, or concede the point in public.
>>190340 >The first is would a darkness conduit be alright in Infamous and how would their drain work? Would they just light up a room? Apparently there is a canon Conduit like that, so it's certainly a viable element. As for how that power works, no clue. Maybe it just reduces the opacity of shadows for a time, maybe it lights up a room like you said, maybe it doesn't induce any visual changes, but removes some kind of "essence" from a given shadow that prevents you from draining it again for a time. It's honestly your call. >The second question is if cosplay counts as Niche or Practical for Assassination Classroom. I'd lean towards Niche. However, if it extends to being able to perfectly impersonate real people, then that's more a general "disguise" talent, and would fall under Practical.
>>190382 You are morally responsible for the consequences of your own actions regardless of whether you internally believe that those actions were justified or not. Your justification does nothing to mitigate the severity of those consequences or your responsibility for them.
Why are you continuing to argue with DD when he's barely even hiding the fact that he's just fucking with you?
>>190397 I am telling you that morality doesn't exist and that you are an idiot. It's all just pretense to serve a meaningful function if you're lucky, or to serve some dumbass if you're. Life is not a video game. The majority of people are religious. That alone removes any chance of objectivity. There's just society and maintaining it. Everything else is a spook. >>190398 People genuinely cannot seem to understand doing things you don't want or you disagree with because they happen to be right. Future's bleak.
>>190394 Take 25 grams of creatine. Take 25-30 for week, and then 5 grams for two-three weeks. If that doesn't help, take 25 a day from there. If that doesn't help, you're a non-responder. I load creatine before going to work for a month and a half, and it genuinely helps me stay up for 24-48 periods.
>>190399 >dumbass if you're dumbass if you're not* Egg, face.
>>190380 I refuse. >>190386 That's a nice rifle. Thank you. >>190385 >>190388 Thank you. Those all look to be pretty nice options. Though I'm uncertain about why the radio is a thing. >>190390 Oh wow. That sounds pretty sweet. Thanks dude. >>190392 >imports and reshaping of weapons Neat. That is a good one. Thank you too.
>>190402 Loading 25-30 for a week saturates your system quicker. It otherwise can take roughly a month at 5 grams everyday. I don't expect people to be consistent for a whole month, and if you take a lot it lets you see if you respond to it. I take 10 a day because I workout and hurt myself. /jumpchain/ - Fit-lite
Finished the items section of the Shrek jump. Does anyone wants to add something to it?
>>190405 You're gonna need to show what you have so we know what need to or can add.
>>190405 I appreciate the autism, but the green rapes my face.
>>190405 Did you retain the onions and Burgerking menu?
>>190408 Yes, you can buy a fat friar franchise.
>>190407 Good, it gives flavor to the jump.
>>190391 So is the chain only three jumps long, or do we just take all our jumps in groups of three?
>>190407 >got Shrek'd by the fromat how's the onion smell?
I'm interested in getting some plate armor, what jumps offer some really nice magical plate armor? I could make some but I'd like to see if there is anything already cool around I could use as a base.
>>190413 Exalted Infernals has a nice set in the warrior item line.
>>190405 Dragon waifu
>>190411 The latter.
>>190377 What did Emilia do to end up with the others on this list?
>>190415 Your guys are really lucky the first thing i thought was to add a perk to charm any monster and be able to sexually reproduce with them. I didn't expect so many dragon fuckers waiting for a shrek jump.
>>190418 nta, but that subplot's probably the only non-meme thing a given anon is likely to remember from the earlier movies assuming they hadn't (re)watched them within the last year or so.
>>190418 I think it was less Dragon fuckers specifically, and more "I want to be a Dragon" guys.
>>190418 Perk to make gingerbread golems?
>>190421 Capstone for the common man perk tree. You can turn anything you craft alive.
It's always a pleasant surprise when I remember that we have a twisted jump. It's one of my favorite musicals and a rather obscure one at that, though I do believe StarKid are more well known in America, so it's nice to see that it has a jump.
>>190422 Nice.
>>190417 That's such a dumpster fire of a question, I don't know how to start. The fact that she is trash for one, the fact that she is always hard carried by everyone in her camp, but mostly Subaru, the fact that she goes "I'm not a doll that need to be pampered" and then just become that. There's a lot of reason. When you are shit in Re Zero, it doesn't say much, but boy oh boy.
>>190423 >twisted Let them laugh, that's just fine. But the last laugh will be mine, because they can't laugh when they're all dead!
>>190413 GURPS Dungeon offers you a sun armor that gives you eye beams to burn projectiles.
>>189637 I thought the latest work of the One was Bug Ego
>>189942 It feels weird asking this, but would you feel particularly bothered if I just steal this word-for-word with very little alterations? This is honestly just as good, if not better, than whatever fluff I would have come up with.
First exam of three done. I made a 45/100. How are you guys doing today?
>>190429 go for it.
>>190430 Building for outer reincarnation and failing, just asked to the thread some quesions.
>>189942 >>190431 ah ah ah, first get a janny to confirm this is the same dude
>>190433 >spoiler Not sure what that is, but good luck buddy!
>>190430 >First exam of three done. >I made a 45/100. You failed?
>>190438 There are two finals in that class, thankfully. That one particular final is really hard and only counts as 10% of our grade. Almost no one passes it lol
>>190325 Well, you'll have to account for the sum-total power/utility in your price, but otherwise it has less to do with quantity and more to do with theming. If it feels like these effects should all go together or there's a clear enough thematic or mechanical through-line, anything goes. Don't forget that one of the example cheats is literally having every single F-Rank skill in existence.
>>190434 I am, in fact, the same dude. I'm also looking at my original post and hanging my head in shamfrul dispray over how hard I bungled the first sentence of the SS rank description.
>>190405 A collection of magic items like the one Jack Horner has in Puss and Boots 2. A Potion making Factory like fairy godmother has in Shrek 2.
>>190440 So the Military Cheat from the screencap more or less would probably be one cheat since its grouped together in theming? Alrighty.
>>190434 Don't forget that I'm technically the first poster other than 9anon to get janny privileges. I can confirm they are the same poster. >>190443 Pretty much.
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>>190444 Stealth Janny.
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>>190444 >gene is a stealth fed my life in shambles
>>190430 I fucked around and made biscuit dogs. Hotdogs baked in biscuit dough, the steam causing them to open partway through to form the bun. Those were nice. You gotta prebake the weiners since the biscuit dough will mostly block the heat during that stage of things but from there you can just treat them like somewhat more decadent hotdogs.
>>190444 Gene is Ganny.
>>190430 Have splitting headache & still trying to see if I can link any of my my Parallelmon’s existing evo lines with its official one. I hope you’re able to pass the other 2 exams Anon.
>>190445 >>190446 He was given priveledges quite a while ago when 9anon asked for help.
>>190447 I can't tell if I want to try that or vomit in disgust. >>190449 Hope you feel better soon.
>>190436 A pretty complex cyoa, for wich I'm trying to make a build.
>>190451 It's... not that strange? It's just a hotdog with a different kind of bread
>>190429 Nta, but maybe change the thing about about weapons vulnerabilities? I feel like that can vary heavily across settings and I've seen ones where even at the base magic is required to hurt even a monster from the lowest rank for example.
>>190447 >>190447 >I fucked...dogs...in ...the ....the bun. You heard it hear first what nubee does in his spare time. I should be a journalist Its joke
>>190454 Which part says that? I'm leaving most of it intact but I'm still going through each tier to make minor adjustments.
>My Jumper (a martial art autist) sparring against his companion (a gun autist) It's too unfair bros, i'm meant to be better specced in for close combat encounters but he's still winning most spars.
>>190457 Anon, let's be honest, you just wanted an excuse to post that clip. It's cool, though, so I'll allow it.
>>190456 D rank says normal humans can't hurt you without weapons C rank that you can shrug of low caliber gunfire S rank mentions that you can shrug of artillery fire SSS is where you are fully immune to human weapons. While this is reasonable in some stories, there are others where you need magic weapons even to hurt the lowest ranking goblin for example.
>>190453 But...biscuits belong with gravy.
>>190457 Go to Exalted Burn Legend and be better. Alternatively, watch as the martial artists fucking SEETHE as a "pathetic gun user" outperforms them.
>>190459 But those are just claims about the hunters' sheer durability? As I mentioned all ranks come with some level of a physical-stat boost, even for non-combat classes. We aren't even talking about monster ranks yet.
>>190457 This is why you were never invited into the club.
>>190457 Find a fighting style that allows you to accurately parry incoming bullets at a fast rate or divert them in a way that will also deflect other projectiles in a chain if possible.
>>190167 >And thus, court went into a second session over exactly how the FUCK Dickmaster hadn’t been cancelled harder than Epstein before things got this bad To be fair on Adam, we don’t know if it was just his 72 Houri wives.
>>190458 It's actually pretty on point for how i'm planning my next Jumper and one of his companions to be like combat wise, my Jumper will be a martial arts and parkour specialist, the other a generalist with a gun-fu specialization and a third companion who will specialize in hacking and sniping. It's just that I remembered I had this webm while I was writing some early notes on them for my next chain. >>190461 My Exalted knowledge continues to be zero despite always getting it as a suggestion to my posts so I probably won't. As for the second part my Jumper probably will seethe a little bit but never beyond it being good natured at the end of the day. >>190463 I feel like asking what club would just lead to you responding "Exactly." or something to that effect and leaving it at that. >>190464 I wonder if getting synthweath subdermal armor might let me be able to do that at least with small calibur rounds since I don't want to get into any sword related stuff.
>>190466 Burn Legend is its own thing, all you need to know is what's on Its pdf. It is not connected to mainline Exalted other than names and thematics.
>>190457 Make a Isshou Senkin Jump to make up for it.
>>190467 I'll have a read through the document at somepoint then, thanks. >>190468 Maybe once it's finished.
>>189580 Mummies Alive! and Sonic SatAM are both pretty small-time parties.
>>190457 >webm Maybe the martial arts girl should have thrown the magazine away rather than holding on to it.
>>190470 >Naugus saunters in
Mine?
>>190460 Biscuits go with many things, friend. They are bread.
>>190462 >But those are just claims about the hunters' sheer durability? Yeah I am just suggesting to remove the reference to specific weapons when the vulnerability to those is ambiguous. The other ranks referencing the level of damage you can endure is bette imo. >We aren't even talking about monster ranks yet. I assumed you'd be using the same ranking system for both, since barring bosses there is typically very little difference in awakened and monsters in the general diversity ans potency of abilities at a certain rank. Though in general I am not sure that even if just talking about awakened, how often they are vulnerable to mundane weapons since it doesn't come up much, compared to references of how well mundane militarkes do against monsters.


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