>>192518 >>192520 Nah. It's either AI CG/NTR/Phone chat based slop, or it takes a year per update to make maximum patreon bucks. WEG is dead.

>>192542 I'm tired of living in a psyop kitty.

>>192543 >WEG is dead. That's always been the case. He probably wasn't talking about WEG.

I forget, was anyone doing a Legends Z-A jump or did all the jumpmakers hate that game too much?

Here's something mundane that I'm curious how most of you deal with: traffic. Do you still sit around for hours despite your godlike powers, or do you pull some Bruce Almighty shit? Do you make sure people think it is normal or are they confused you used godlike powers to get past congested traffic?

>>192546 the only jumpmaker who even owns a switch 2, as far as I know, is BLADE.

>>192546 WoL will do it eventually

>>192547 I don't drive anyway, and there's no traffic in the Corridors of Darkness, so it'll be even less of a problem for me.

>>192547 I just teleport or travel to the mirror world where I'm only human alive.

>>192546 >Croconaw Nobody tell him.

>>192547 Traffic is looking a little sideways from where ya at anon. >Do you still sit around for hours despite your godlike powers, or do you pull some Bruce Almighty shit? I'll sit around for an hour at best if I'm not trying to blend in. Depending on if I went full mechanic in the chain, I'll just use one of the many gizmos on my vehicle to make my way through gridlock. None of this applies if I'm not trying to blend in, I'll likely hitchhike on a car or plane if I have to.

Finally advancing on the fallout nsfw perk trees. Will probably post a wip tomorrow

>>192553 I have no idea why that happens, I even uploaded it to Drive to my computer to make sure it was oriented right and it still went sideways. Good on you for blending in! >>192551 Honestly I'd be tempted to teleport everywhere but you miss out on a lot by not traveling. >>192550 >Corridors of Darkness sounds nice

>>192555 They're a (very dangerous) way to get around in Kingdom Hearts. Those black coats Org XIII wears aren't just to be cool and edgy, they also protect them from the crushing pressure and oppressive Darkness of the Corridors.

>>192547 Jumper got the ability to teleport and create Gates in jump 1. So if Jumper is taking a car, it's probably some convoy shit to style over others and obviously the authorities will make way.

>>192554 Excellent, looking forward to fucking some deathclaws.

So I picked up the mega-ship (ie: the 60km wide Supremacy) from Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy and then imported it into the DS9 jump to give it those improved impulse drives to let it cruise around at .5c using only its sublight engines. I then imported it as an experimental ACU with the speed upgrade in the SupCom jump, giving it a +50% speed increase and then another +30% speed increase. Now I'm a dummy at math but I'm pretty sure that even if those are additive that means my mega-ship can now cruise, at minimum, at .9c using only its sublight engines or possibly up to .975c if it's +50% and then the +30% gets added on on top of that. So here's my question, what other methods are there for improving the speed on this monster? I'm trying to get it to break the speed of light using only its "sublight" engines.

>>192547 Futurama tube system

>>192403 Superman is probably the easiest to get on side, simply because I’ll have informed him of this before I move to put my plan to offer near-free electrical power into action. Since I took the CEO origin, I’m already going to be at the head of a major corporation from the start, and since we start a year before Superman starts being active in Metropolis, by the time he comes over and makes his partnership with S.T.A.R. Labs I’ll already be a major contributor and will have that as an avenue to contact him. And I imagine Clark would appreciate having someone he can talk to about being an alien among humans, even if he identifies more with humanity than with Krypton.

>>192546 >was anyone doing a Legends Z-A jump Wait for the DLC to drop; as-is the jump would feel too small and still need that update if you tried to rush it now. Last post in pic 1 is scuffed, because it's only been 12 years out here/from the production side. Otherwise still on point that nobody bothered to look for the body of one of the richest fucks in the region who would definitely also be wanted for questioning/arrest by that point on year 0 of 5 because he basically took Geosenge off the map for the next decade or so's worth of construction.

>>192560 Mass effect to lower the mass, Necron reactionless drive, the frameshift drive in Elite Dangerous kinda works that way or you could use it to engineer a solution it moves space around the ship so it's not actually what you want. Futurama does the same with it's engine moving the universe around the ship rather than anything else. Stargate had ships that could reach .999 C but they couldn't breach that, again Mass Effect element zero or some other form of mass alteration technology could allow it. I think Star Wars actually has stuff already, the Millennium falcon somehow got to Bespin without a hyperdrive and Mando somehow does something similar iirc. You can't really break the C barrier with sublight engines to my knowledge, it's basically in the name. You'd need some kind of effect that modifies physics in the area to either locally increase lightspeed or decrease your mass to negatives. Also the closer you get to C in realspace the more fucked you are, at like .99999c you'd be fast as fuck to your perspective but would take millions of years to get somewhere long distance to the perspective of an observer. I just typed this up and remembered the Revelation Space Conjoiner drives let you do this, so long as you're not worried about being deleted from the timeline. They open up a microscopic wormhole to the big bang and use it's energy density to push FTL with their normal engines.

>>192564 >spoiler Maybe fate was protecting him, I dunno.

Quick guys, give me a good name for a perk that increases your attributes the more people you enslave.

Doing a time cop chain, should I go to DC and join the Linear Men or go to Marvel and join the Time Variance Agency?

>>192568 Why not join the Bronze Dragonflight? You get to be a time cop and be a dragon!

>>192566 I mean, it was... but that was because Zygarde of all things decided to drag his dead ass out of the metaphorical fire. Fucker was honestly multitasking hard af between that, taking a constitutional/training camp beach day in Alola, and menacing randoms in Dynamax Adventures presumably to test out its restored combat body.

>>192567 Pyramid Growth Plan

>>192567 It really would be better to ask these things in the horny thread. If horny stuff comes up in relation to something else people are talking about that's one thing, but starting new topics that are purely lewd really isn't “keeping horny posting to a minimum".

The laptop lives again

>>192572 this, it's really getting annoying

>>192563 Sounds like a plan. Until Supes appears, you can pass the time by trolling Lex Luthor.

>>192565 Hmm, the mass effect idea is a good one. Reactionless drive, either necron or that one from homeworld, probably also a good idea.

Jumpers, how psychotic is your response when you're scammed you, insulted you, or someone otherwise disrespects you?

>>192570 There's probably just multiple full Zygardes. Even the Creation Trio can have multiples of them running around, thanks to shit like the Sin-Joh ruins event.

I fixed Queen's Blade. It took me from however long >>191666 to now. I'm sorry if I fucked up your build, but I somehow missed even having Drop-In items the first time around. I halved the drawbacks while I was at it. I tried to remove the cringe and keep the autism. I had to remake it from scratch. It's not perfect, but it's what I could salvage from my own psychosis. https://drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1ngwQVwtJKWdUlGvmjZKBpbJd97P6DZ43 https://youtu.be/g9h5X4x0XCk?si=oRUKLGoKViODCBf- I know one of you can get this to Questionable Questing, and I would be grateful if you did. I viewed this Jump to be my worst. If I fix anything else, it'll be Monster Musume.

>>192567 Is this based on the effects of an actual mod, or are you just pulling things out of your ass?

>>192579 >If I fix anything else, it'll be Monster Musume. Let me be a male monster.

>>192577 my jumper is very intelligent, perceptive and mildly telepathic, if someone managed to scam him he mostly curses himself and gains some respect for the person who does it, depending on what they got he may even allow them to get away with it. For insults and disrespect he just slightly shows his killing intent to intimidate them into silence/compliance, or make them shit themselves if it was truly egregious.

>>192579 Not going to post it for the 4rries?

>>192586 I'm making the rounds. Give me a minute. Many thoughts.

>>192567 Ceasar's Legion.

>>192176 To the anon looking for books. Chronicles of Fid by david reiss, probably my all time favorite superhero series. Lord of light by roger zelazny is also very good, in my top ten

>>192577 Jumper's a psychic spy. If anyone manages to scam or trick him, he's probably going to look into recruiting them, if anything. Otherwise, as long as it doesn't risk the mission somehow, like damaging his image that he needs to maintain, insults or disrespect are meaningless to a man who's dealt with mind fuckery. If it does risk the mission, however, Jumper is going to respond as appropriate to maintain the reputation and image of his role.

>>192577 I will simply cripple the person in both body & mind. They will lean to enjoy simple pleasures such as breathing, feeling, & blinking their eyes while unable to move without assistance.

>>192589 >Chronicles of Fid NTA but could I get a rundown on what makes you like it so much? I'm always looking for new superhero style stuff I might enjoy.

>>192579 >Queen’s X (200CP) (Discounted: Drop-In) (Required: Queen’s Gate & Queen’s Gate: Spiral Chaos) - Turns out not only did all those warriors find themselves here, but someone from one of your past Jumps did as well. You may with this pick one person from a Jump you’ve visited to have a version of them that hasn’t met you yet be brought here. Careful not to shoot yourself in the foot if you’ve taken the Queen’s Blade: Actual Chaos drawback as it applies to them as well. They will not be inclined to befriend you anymore than they would have normally. Nah. This, as the kids say, ain't it, chief.

>>192562 Those are neat, shame we don't have them IRL. >>192579 I uploaded it to QQ for you, I'll make a note in their thread.

>>192593 Queen's Blade has a number of crossovers iirc, it seems fine to me. It's literally just a person who doesn't know you who looks similar to someone you met before.

>>192593 It's canon, and it's staying.

>>192595 No, it says it is that person. It's straight-up just offering companions from other jumps. Also, it doesn't have to be someone you've met before. Just someone who existed in that jump. >>192596 Didn't know it was canon that Queen's Blade intersected with all fictional IPs.

>>192584 >For insults and disrespect he just slightly shows his killing intent to intimidate them into silence/compliance t. Josh Hammer

>>192590 Most people don't understand how useless mindreading is. You can't coherently parse information from human brains for shit. No one mentally states what they're doing or planning to themselves with nothing else clogging the feed.

>>192592 Well first off the mc is a fucking high functioning psychopath, hes a supergenius type who has tragic backstory issues I wont get into because its a major plot point in the books but basically when he decided to go on his villain arc he didnt stop with just his power armor. He also looked into genetics and augmentations and all that jazz, even going so far as to cut into his own brain to alter out parts of himself he didnt like, this kinda has bad side effects so he sorta undoes it somewhat later. It follows him starting when he is already kinda at the top of his game both in and out of his suit as he works to try to be a better person, to help the world, and to save people but while he really is trying to do good his methods are pretty brutal and his pr is purposefully made to be a scary mofo so people will take even the threat he may show up as a que to not fuck around in his neighborhood He grows a lot and the story has a lot of twists I enjoyed, a few heroes see him as somewhere in between a villain and a hero. Hes like if batman and ironman where both the same person, a complete psychopath working to become a better person, and had actual character development that doesnt get retconned. Plus he has a little sister who he loves very much who is a robot and he would literally destroy the world to help her if she was in trouble.

>>192419 Yeah but it literally doesn’t matter at this point of the game’s life cycle, the damage is done and they’ve gotten away with it. >>192569 How about the fact that eventually your employment will include duties like >enforcing the ontologically cucking of Illidan >(potentially) enforcing Alexstrasza’s torment at Grim Batol (even though that’s no longer canon in the game it’s basically on par with the former) >both of which occurs at a point of history where the prime timeline should not longer be an issue anymore, anyway >oh yeah and your Aspect is doomed to turn into a psychotic version of himself in the future from the stress of trying to stop Deathwing from being a Void stooge, and will lead an Infinite Dragonflight to war against your colleagues in the present >Also at least one of your colleagues will be responsible for Garrosh gaining access to the multiverse and creating an Iron Horde

>>192599 My brain is just built different, > your brain.

>>192599 >No one mentally states what they're doing

>>192567 The Strongest Link

>>192597 Akane Yagyu (Hyakkan Ryouran), Cham Cham (Samurai Shodown), Dizzy (Guilty Gear), Ink Nijihara (MOETAN), Ivy (Soul Calibur), Junko Hattori (Demon King Daimao), Kan'u (Koihime Musou), Kasumi (Dead Or Alive), Katja (Seikon No Qwaser), Lili (Tekken), Mai Shiranui (Fatal Fury/King of Fighters), Noel Vermillion (BlazBlue), Painkiller Kotone (Hyper Nurse), Suchie-Pai (Idol Fighter Suchie-Pai), Wonder Momo (Wonder Momo), and Yukimura Sanada (Hyakkan Ryouran) all appear in Queen's Gate. And there's AT LEAST two other animes that are canon to Queen's Blade, I just can't remember there names. One where the guy steals panties, and that doesn't narrow it down. But yes, that's literally what the Queen's Gate is.

>>192599 I mean isnt that what everyone here does. Besides mindreadings more useful when targetted, ask a question then read whatever reflexive answer their brain comes up with when you do. Ignore the mouth.

>>192602 >oh yeah and your Aspect is doomed to turn into a psychotic version of himself in the future from the stress of trying to stop Deathwing from being a Void stooge, and will lead an Infinite Dragonflight to war against your colleagues in the present They managed to fuck the timeline enough that this isn't guaranteed anymore. Also his 'prophpesized death' will no longer occur because the Titan that gave it to him was wrong.

>>192606 That's not including Queen's X.

>>192600 That does sound fun, I'll have to give them a look. Thanks anon. >>192601 >kevin j. anderson Well at least you aren't suggesting the Dune prequels to that poor anon.

>>192606 Then limit it to offering characters from IPs that actually appear in the crossover. That's how every other jump for settings with crossovers handles it, because despite being a relatively expansive list, that's not in fact every IP in existence. And it never will be because of how licensing/copyright works.

>>192611 stop being a huge faggot jesus christ

>>192610 >Dune prequels I never got into Dune, what was bad with those?

>>192612 Nah, I'll keep calling out reddit bullshit when I see it.

Guys I want to design a city thats able to withstand a seige for months, maybe years, can be easily locked down if needed, and has nice big walls. What kind of things do you guys suggest?

>>192612 >>192614 I’m of two minds. On the one hand, it is cringe and DDanon does come across like he’s doing this be not like the other girls and just put Power Girl or Medaka or whoever in his horni setting. On the other hand, Iron-Blooded Orphans (which yes, we have a jump for) basically did it too and nobody objected. This could all be solved if DDAnon simply agrees to amend it slightly with “you can take anyone who’s ever been part of a Queen’s Blade crossover”, but it won’t be because he’s a flaming homo man who can’t take criticism.

>>192615 big granaries, larders and deep wells

>>192611 If I didn't deliberately limit the Jumper from using the Queen's Gate, they could use it to do that anyways. I am putting in limitations for the sake of balance. I am making a sacrifice.

>>192615 This >>192617 . Keeping niggas out of the walls isn't necessarily as hard as you'd expect. Keeping them from diverting/tainting your water supply while your people die of starvation is harder.

>>192176 I liked 500 Kingdoms, mostly because of the magic system that's about 'roles' of character in fairy tales.The Black Tower is also pretty good.

>>192602 Is that really any worse than having to stop people from preventing plagues (the Black Death, the Antonine Plague, the Plague of Justinian, the smallpox epidemic of the Americas, the Spanish Flu), genocides (from the Albigensian Crusade all the way up to Darfur), vehicle crashes (Titanic, 9/11, and everything in between), engineering accidents (Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, the Wanggongchang Explosion, the Great Molasses Flood of 1919), and the like? Is it any worse than having to herd the denizens of Pompeii back into the path of the eruption, just to keep history on track? If you're gonna be a time cop, you have to do things like this all the time. Why not do it as a dragon?

Man, i judge Subaru for being stupid but the reality is that everyone in his place would do the exact same dumb mistakes. ReZero really is the anime for the common man.

>>192617 >>192619 I was thinking of building on top of a cave system or building one. A BIG cavern, something that wont collapse but at the same time could act as a second half of the city if I really wanted.

>>192618 >I am making a sacrifice by wanking off this macguffin not just as an excuse for a jump purchase, but in the setting itself >I am however unwilling to make the sacrifice of simply not saying shit about the plot devices in Demon King Daimao and The Silver Age You can’t have it both ways, mein fuhrer. >>192621 Yeah. Yeah, it fucking is. Because NONE OF THOSE INVOLVE MULTIVERSAL INVASIONS OR THE ONGOING DEGRADATION OF NOT JUST SOCIETY, BUT REALITY. THAT is what the Bronze Dragonflight is defending at this point, the sequence of events that led to the depowering of the Aspects. >>192608 Here is the forest you’re missing for the trees: The idea that the TItans are in some sense morally bad makes the entire premise for the Bronze Dragonflight’s reason to exist questionable.

>>192613 A lot of retcons that made no sense with the real books' lore to be fair Frank Herbert wasn't the best at keeping his lore straight himself, but the Kevin J. Anderson prequels are really egregious about it Way too much edge purely for edge's sake. And worst of all, just really mediocre writing that felt way more like bad Star Wars fanfiction than anything like the old Dune books.

>>192616 >I’m of two minds. On the one hand, it is cringe and DDanon does come across like he’s doing this be not like the other girls and just put Power Girl or Medaka or whoever in his horni setting. You already have to go to their settings first. >>192624 Yeah, the Bronze has no real reason to exist, but they do.

>>192625 >Way too much edge purely for edge's sake. Oh yeah, there was a lot of that in the Saga. Like the Prince of an alien nation fell in love with a human girl and impregnated her and the shadow government ended up abducting her and the kid and sending her to a forced breeding camp.

>mfw finished Old Peace >mfw a demonic Warframe literally jumps from the surface of a planet to a space station, and can fuck everything up the instant they land At the rate we're going, Warframe's gonna be one of the much higher power level updates/remakes I've done, right up there with Asura's Wrath and the in-progress Bayo.

>>192628 I read that as One Piece and was really confused when a Warframe showed up

>>192622 >ReZero really is the anime for the common man. I don't believe this because I once saw the 'common man' saying JJK is too complicated to understand.

>>192615 what kind of city do you want? Like medieval, futuristic, modern? Realistic, scifi, or magic?

>>192629 >>192628 Me too

>>192624 >am however unwilling to make the sacrifice of simply not saying shit about the plot devices in Demon King Daimao and The Silver Age I had literally now three times asked to be directed to a singular LN volume to broadly explain what the anime doesn't cover, and everyone gets mush when I except anyone at all to answer a fucking question. I didn't sign up to fuck with this anime-misrepresented setting by LN-reading, shonen-slop enjoying retards. You can seethe for-fucking-ever. It's a shit setting, and either which way you go there you are dead. Take your Demonsbane adjacent shit and shove it up your ass.

>>192626 >but they do. So, in conclusion: Do not support the Bronze Dragonflight. Do not join the Bronze Dragonflight. You don’t necessarily need to wipe them out because frankly, they’re good at remaining irrelevant and impotent on their own and hamstringing their goals behind entirely arbitrary limits. But increasingly, they no longer serve any kind of meaningful and beneficial purpose, they are just some big space man’s broken toy.

>>192628 >spoiler So start of manga Sailor Moon levels then? That is pretty impressive.

>>192630 I don't judge, i had a horrible time trying to follow the manga.

>>192631 Im a big fan of the ancient chinese/wuxia walled city look myself.

>>192627 That fits. Sounds like he did both series in a very similar style then. >>192628 I feel the powercreep overtaking me! It is an inevitable pain!

>>192637 Nothing touches the superiority of the ecumenopolis.

>>192633 I accept your concession that you’re a bad jumpmaker, then.

>>192637 at that point you may as well have an entire hidden realm accessible through your city where you can get any resource the city might need.

>>192636 The parts that are still in the manga is more complicated(expecially Love Rendezvous) but what the anime covers I think its very straightforward.

>>192639 Thats just a full on world city. Hate those things. They are aesthetical eyesores. >>192641 Eh thats a bit too grand. Im looking for something of that look sure but Im also looking to build it. I want to design it in my free time and fuck around with it. Maybe get a map program to mess around with.

>>192635 I mean, that's if you're ignoring how the Void can outright do Conceptual Embodiment to self-revive from the dead, manifest aspects of yourself, POTENTIALLY create Void Gods (we have no true idea where Wally came from but there's a non-zero chance Albrecht literally manifested them), weave entire realms into existence, so on and so forth. Eternalism also brings about all kinds of wild-ass shit. We're getting into some mind-breaking bullshit.

>>192643 There's nothing more beautiful than a city that stretches on the entire horizon and in multiple levels. It gives a sublime pleasure that is incredible. You, my friend, have a shitty taste.

>>192640 I didn't say I was good. I'm just me. I don't have to do anything for you.

>>192628 Personally I think its funny that the mission ends with Tenno becoming a school shooter using the power of Satan after his androgenous spouse dies. He even tells Valdur "Hey, don't go to school tomorrow." Absolute cinema. Also holy shit literally EVERYTHING in this universe Ballas's fault. Seriously, fuck that guy. >>192644 Is it me, but was the ending bit sorta implying that Tenno's respawn ability actually came from out Sentient buddy giving us his life force?

>>192645 Not that anon, but I just hate big cites. All of them.

>>192548 Why buy a Switch 2 when Nintendo says it wants to make all background music in games DLC.

>>192594 Genuinely, thank you. All's well that ends well, over 8 years late.

>>192645 Cities like that are disgusting. Say what you want but the view of nature unspoiled is much better than the lights and concrete of a false habitat.

>>192648 I don't blame you. Some people look at cities and only see the dystopian vista about how 90% of the city are just cattle pen for workers.

>>192643 >Eh thats a bit too grand. Im looking for something of that look sure but Im also looking to build it how about something like Ba Sing Se? An enormous walled city with several inner walls for different sections, and large zones devoted for different purposes like growing crops and even including canals/rivers and the like.

>>192646 Literally all you have to do is delete a few sentences that nobody has ever liked. But hey, you know what? There’s a simple solution for everyone involved. Don’t, then. Don’t do things. >>192650 For what it’s worth though, I’m also glad it ended up on QQ.

>>192651 You just aren't adapted to the future. Every tree will die and concrete will fill its place. The future is now, old man.

>>192653 I'm hard right now.

>>192560 Treasure Planet has solar sails that can let you go between the stars. It is a cool look to just roll up in such an old school looking sailboat in many space jumps. Especially seeing as it has an open deck you can walk on with an atmosphere. Basically tech based Spelljammer

>>192653 See thats awesome.

>>192655 Honestly I doubt it. We will see ecological and birthrate collapse killing off most of our species before we get megacities the size of continents.

Okay, I really don't get how the Hazbin Hotel universe works because Satan apparently ruled hell before Lucifer fell and then Lucifer took it over, but Lucifer doesn't seem like he ever would've wanted to take anything over since all this dude does is mess with rubber ducks

>>192655 Modern concrete is shit and corrodes things, lacks the limited self repair ability of Roman concrete, and anything past the first half of the 20th century is usually cancer to the eyes. Plantlife will BTFO anything we build given the chance.

>>192660 He didnt, thats how. Satan talks a big game but its mostly lies.

>>192660 >how the Hazbin Hotel universe works So here’s the fun part. It doesn’t. More seriously, Vivzie said on Xitter that Satan was literally just bullshitting to aura farm. And yeah it’s Lucifer never wanted to take anything over, literally just wanted to make cool things for people and gave up in disappointment.

How would you rate fem!Dante as a waifu? Also what do you think her name would be? I think the consensus last time I saw this discussed on here is that she would still be called Dante.

>>192664 Unable to comprehend romance as a concept beyond the most shallow understanding of it/10. Good homie, though. Would probably give you a handie or more for pizza, would just literally be unable to conceptualise it as anything other than being REALLY good friends. With benefits. >she would still be called Dante Yes.

>>192616 I genuinely made my first Chain with a companion for the first time in 11 years like a week ago. I do not like companions. The option already existed in the Jump from so long ago, and would have existed in-world had I not limited it somewhat. I understand it seems retard, but it's actually me trying to balance things. I appreciate the constructive feedback.

>>192666 >retard retarded*

>>192664 >Also what do you think her name would be? Never read Divine Comedy, is there any female character of relevance there?

>>192659 Don't forget the third world importation and the collapse of the fake economy. >>192664 Top tier. She likes pizza, walking around half-naked, having fun and is powerful enough to not only defend herself but protect you. In contrast, FemVirgil is a shitty waifu.

>>192639 Obviously it depends on the chain, but if I’m running a science chain then a futuristic cityscape is cool.

>>192668 Beatrice.

Going to sleep. Good night guys.

>>192672 Good night

>>192668 Beatrice, Virgin Mary, Saint Lucia, Francesca da Rimini, Pia dei Tolomei, Matelda, Piccarda Donati, Sapìa Salvani, Cunizza da Romano.

>>192672 Have a good sleep!

>>192666 >I appreciate the constructive feedback Full disclosure: I'm also the guy busting your balls. I did have constructive feedback to give but I gave it to other people and not you because I had no hope it would be followed through on based on your consistent habit of ignoring any and all feedback you don't agree fits well with your image of the jump from years ago anyway. I would contend the whole "and would have existed in-world" thing is like arguing a crossover with Marvel means a setting now has access to characters from all fiction, but like I said I think it's an exercise in futility trying to get you to see the difference. Unless you can provide japanese text that yes, this setting encompasses literally every setting in fiction, I'm not sold.

>>192579 Oh neat, thanks DD.

>>192581 You're already a male monster. >>192677 I tried to roll everything around while maintaining all options. I don't understand how I fucked up so bad the first time. Literally not seeing things. I only deleted a a handful of items, but they were replaced with the better ones. Welcome.

>>192674 >Virgin Mary Dante is similarly a virgin who doesn't understand sex as a concept

>>192569 Better go infinite, and make right what once went wrong.

What are some AU versions of settings you'd want to visit, but the existing jump wouldn't do them justice?

>>192679 That's gay reddit shit, like Kiryu being a virgin

>>192676 Just because we disagree doesn't mean we can't talk about why, but if you come at me being a cunt, I am going to cunt right back. I have wanted to listen to feedback before. Someone wanted me to raise Mass Effect's drawback cap, and I was going to after awhile but I don't have access to the files anymore. I'm not remaking a whole Jump to raise the cap from 600CP to 800CP.

>>192647 Nah, considering how the Tau energy practically supercharged the Tenno, it might be a case of the Tenno evolving. They talked the entire quest about how Sentients adopting Tenno ways supercharged them somewhat, so the other way around was bound to occur.

>>192679 I'm pretty sure Dante (DMC) was literally raped as a young man

>>192684 >>192647 ...I just reread what you said, and I'm a fucking moron. Yes you might be right. It might also be a mix of that and Conceptual Embodiment, but who's to say.

>>192546 Shut the fuck up and accept cultural enrichment.

>>192546 I think I would rather have more fan game jumps than mainline pokemon jumps

>>192674 >Beatrice, Virgin Mary, Saint Lucia, >Trish, Lady (Mary), Lucia Huh. Never put that together.

>>192661 Well yeah, concrete isn't made to last. We can easily replicate Roman concrete or make things as thick as they did. We just don't want to.

>>192683 I strongly disagree with both your reasoning for a lot of jumpmaking decisions, and your insinuation you don't go out of your way to provoke bullshit like this. The sad thing is I'm genuinely okay with most of the jump notwithstanding the question of which drive it belongs on, and most of my annoyance with you comes from what to me seem like some minor and easy to change details you're dead set on refusing to change at all costs. Just like your other jumps.

>>192682 It's straighter to fantasize about a male characters sex life?

>>192692 I think there's bit of a different between picturing someone having sex and wondering if someone's a virgin or not, but you do you Anon

>>192689 Guess what Kyrie is from.

>>192664 She would be leagues hotter than Bayonetta

>>192579 Ah, now Melona's power is within mine grasp. Truly, a good day.

I was wondering why the thread was dead and then I see we're at 2000 posts. I keep falling for this trickery.

I asked something similar to this before, but I wanna ask for something different this time. Where can I get the power to cast a city in eternal darkness? I wanna make a cyberpunk city but unless it is perpetually dark it doesn't feel right.

>Lodi: It's all right, Ms. Morn, I'm still here. IV, good to hear from you. >IV: EMISSARY, ANTHROPOCENE'S ORPHAN, I AM NEVER FAR. >Eris Morn: What does Saturn want with sword logic? >IV: VI OBSERVES THE ENEMIES OF LIVENESS. OBSERVES THE ASCENDANT MANIFESTING A MASTER BY WILL ALONE. A LORD OF EVERY NOTHING RIPPLES TEMPTATION ACROSS THE FABRIC. YOU KNEW IT AT YOUR FALL AND RISE, DEATH-DEFIANT. >Eris Morn: You speak of the Hive and the Taken. On the Dreadnaught, we learned the Taken have a new master. And they created their new king through force of will. They did not find one in the Deep. They willed one from nothing. Incredible. By the way, since nu-Destiny has all the ambiguity of a brick to the face, the Lord of Every Nothing is confirmed to be a Taken tulpa.

>>192698 The Failed Philosopher's Stone item from Castlevania Lament of Innocence

>>192697 Not this time, but it's happened to me more times than it should have as well. Mainly because I got used to the 4chan tab marking itself in read when the threads died.

>>192699 Why has no one yeeted the Dreadnought yet.

How often does your jumper change their style? (I.e. clothing/hair style type stuff)

>>192703 >nipple now you're in for it

>>192698 One of the Skyrim jumps probably lets you blot out the sun.

>>192704 Boy nipple so it's fine.

>>192706 That is the girliest boy nipple I've ever seen.

>>192700 Oh right, that thing. Any side effects like monsters to worry about, though? >>192705 I would never desicrate Auriel's Bow.

>>192707 You should look at more boy nipples then.

>>192708 >I would never desicrate Auriel's Bow. Good for you. It's the arrows being coated in vampire blood or snow elf something that matters.

>>192708 >I would never desicrate Auriel's Bow. The Elves DESERVE it to be desecrated by vampire waifu blood!!

>>192708 Reminder that Auriel's bow used to just be in possession of some random Buoyant Armiger

>>192696 It was ambiguous before, but I made it explicit, yeah. >>192691 >and your insinuation you don't go out of your way to provoke bullshit like this I don't have any reason to lie about anything. Just because this place vaguely more than other things aligns with my interests doesn't change that. I literally did almost everything I did years ago simply because people pissed me off by being lying hypocrites. Eventually, whether you agree, I won. Now, I'm just fixing what I fucked up by being mentally ill and or trying to work within stupid fucking rules. Had 4chan not died for a few weeks, would still only be looking at Jumps through the drives. >and most of my annoyance with you comes from what to me seem like some minor and easy to change details you're dead set on refusing to change at all costs. Just like your other jumps. Then you simply don't like me because we think differently. That's fine. Pussy.

>>192712 huh?

>>192714 https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Auriel%27s_Bow_(quest)

>>192579 The racial backgrounds need descriptions. This is especially egregious with Angel, which costs 500 CP and doesn't give a hint of what I'm paying for. Indeed, Angels get a special power to furl their wings into their bodies at the end of the jump, but this ability appears inside the perk Angelic Wings instead of Angel's text. Perks are extremely short to the point of unintelligibility. There are multiple perks dealing with my knowledge of "Holy Poses" but no indication at all of what those are. There's no reason for the capstones to be 800 instead of 60 and the trees seem unfinished. Barbarian has a full line of four perks, but most don't. Not even in a way that necessarily rewards high cost backgrounds, as Demon (400 perk but no 800) costs more than Witch's Minion (800 perk but no 400). Priests/Angels don't have any item discounts. Also Queen's Blade isn't as far as I know the kind of epic setting that deserves to give you a Spark just for surviving a decade there.

>>192713 >I won Only because community standards inevitably decline as the old guard gets tired/leaves, and the new blood isn't as willing or able to properly gatekeep.

>>192698 Build a city dome with CrystalDome for the dome material. https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/CrystalDome

>>192698 There's a perk in one of SB's world of darkness jumps that makes it perpetually dark and raining iirc. Iirc I think there's an Ebony Stone for purchase in one of the castlevania jumps that makes an area for several miles in diameter perpetual night. For that matter I think the castlevania scenario reward in Aria of Sorrow can also do that. There's also dragon quest 3 with the Night Light item (which can let you make it night time whenever you want) and the Cold Of Undeath perk which makes it so light and warmth don't exist in your domain (which the perk explicitly states can expand over multiple continents with enough power).

>>192698 funnily enough the Gotham equivalent in Invincible actually has something like that going on after it was cursed by a magic user called the Midnight Magician, sadly not an option in jump. Anyway how about taking the darkness manipulation power in justice league unlimited and connect it to a scientific or magical power source, which you could probably expand to cover an entire city.

>>192698 Have you considered making it an Underground city?

>>192712 I wouldn't call the dude that had it "random" considering he also had a gavel of the ordinator, full indoril armor and was a badass melee fighter and mage on top of that.

>>192712 Also in some random dungeon in Daggerfall and some random dungeon in Valenwood.

>>192722 >Summons greater bonewalker

>>192722 >gavel of the ordinator that's just a generic magic weapon which happens to be somewhat rare >full indoril armor him and every asshole in vivec >and was a badass melee fighter and mage >level 19 crusader

>>192547 My Cosmic Motorhome drives itself, so I'm sitting in the back playing videogames while it handles traffic.

>>192716 Bruh, you just spent all that time reading the old Jump.

>>192708 >Any side effects like monsters to worry about, though? Not really. It makes monsters stronger, but it won't make more of them than there already was.

>>192713 >I won You did immense damage to your own cause just by running your mouth. Other people won, you just couldn’t quit this place.

>>192728 Damnit, I'm so used to people posting white and black versions of one jump that I assumed that's what it was for. Except the point about not explaining what a "holy pose" is and the point about a decade in Queen's Blade not being worth earning the spark still stand even in the new version.

>>192702 Because Commander Sloane and Eris Morn are no fun allowed helicopter parents that won’t let you become the next Taken King even though we are literally well, well, WELL past the point of there being any moral issue with using Darkness and failing to become the next Taken King is literally resulting in the tulpa colluding with the evil gas giant.

>>192731 A holy pose is basically when a priestess dances and gyrates like a stripper on a pole and somehow that causes magic to happen. I say that unironically and with complete seriousness, that's exactly what "holy posing" is and how it's performed.

>>192732 Do I need to step on Destiny with my jackboot of imperialism so people will stop being retarded?

>>192732 nta but the most shocking thing to me about Destiny these days is that there is anyone that cares at all about Destiny anymore.

>>192731 The black one's the new one. Holy Poses are basically broad, holy magic performed by being a wanton whore. You'd be better served looking into it https://queensblade.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Poses It was not necessarily intentional, my not writing a comprehensive description, but it serves to actually get people to look into it. >being worth earning the spark still stand even in the new version. I made it so you have to take a ridiculous drawback for it. You're not going to Queen's Blade and getting it with just the powers provided.

>>192735 I was shocked people gave a shit to begin with.

>>192736 >I made it so you have to take a ridiculous drawback for it. Then you messed up the name. The +1000 drawback is Queen's Gate: ACTUAL Chaos, but the spark requires Queen's Gate: SPIRAL Chaos instead.

>>192737 I like Rasputin's look, even if dor all the wanking Golden Age humanity is dogshit compared to a space pyramid.

>>192737 All I know about Destiny is that the talking orb used to be voiced by the Midget from game of thrones, the wish dragons and the taken guys.

>>192740 ah yes, sir dingle-lingle-ling.

>>192736 >pic personally I'm just surprised they haven't decided to make the "ahegao double peace sign" an official holy pose (yet).

>>192713 >It was ambiguous before, but I made it explicit, yeah. The Melona-chain will commence shortly.

>>192738 Wait, no, I have it the way that I want it. I'm tired. Honest to God, I'm not a Magic card, I've never payed attention to the Spark thing.

>>192744 Honestly jumpers having something like a spark to begin with is a better lore reason for them to be jumpers than giving it as a reward for completing your chain.

>>192744 >Magic card Magic fag* I don't know anything about MtG. >>192745 I always liked not having a benefactor and just being jump'd by your subconscious and weird energies or something. I believe the canon rules already is that every Chain is supposed to actually be done randomly and without prep, and people don't like that. Lol.

>>192745 We've been at this for at least ten years, maybe more like twelve or thirteen. The meta-justifications enshrined in the mechanics reflect an idea of what this thing was that simply no longer makes sense. It's all gotten away from us, especially as new blood has entered and old guards have left or changed their minds in the wake of new information or even just grown up (IIRC a lot of early jumpmakers were barely old enough to be on 4chan when this thing started). The Lore Jank you're noticing was inevitable, is what I'm saying.

>>192745 No it isn't. Without a divine suger momma watching over you and making you jump through hoops, it's extremely hard to justify the rigidly strict yet often silly format of the chain, and in any even God from Chick Tracts dissects you and steals it the second you enter His setting.

>>192681 The long list of other DC and Marvel universes. Such as zombies, vampires, that one DC with only Superman nutting into a jar and the fantasy world where Batman is Supe's half brother

>>192732 What is the difference between Darkness and the Winnower? My impression was that the Winnower was the Deep/Darkness, but that seems to be wrong I think.

>>192747 >thirteen years I only said 11 years ago a couple of threads ago. Has it really been 13 years since Quicksilver posted the png in CYOA?

>>192748 The chain exists to be a writing prompt though, if the rules are getting in the way of that then the rules simply have to bend.

>>192734 That was Ghaul’s plan. Look how well it ended. VI’s plan amounts to a sort of false flag operation involving the RWBY Adam of Destiny 2 being cybernetically modified into a Kylo Ren expy and an inexplicable army of Cabal that seem to have been cloned or something. VI explicitly doesn’t expect this plan to ACTUALLY wipe out the Last City despite them having a Death Star-like superweapon that can kill Guardians and only Guardians…somehow, by stripping away their Light. It is specifically trying to groom the Lone Wolf and Drifter into more useful pawns by manipulating Sword Logic. >>192735 Hey man, those poor lore daddy youtubers gotta put food on the table somehow and their CV has nothing meaningful but Destiny on it. And then normies who’ve never interacted with the game pick it up, like the scifi franchise equivalent of office gossip. Or, to be honest, us. >>192739 To add insult to injury the Qugu (the goofy-ass species the Hive supposedly destroyed that fed themselves to giant beasts as some kind of religious rite. Turns out it’s not actually that bad because like most known successful advanced aliens in Destiny at this point, it turns out they independently learned to use the Darkness so death from anything short of the Witness and it’s crew is more like a long nap in the Ascendant Plane) managed to blow up one (1) Pyramid. They did it with RESONANCE. >>192750 It’s…not technically wrong. The Winnower is to the Darkness as the Gardener is to the Light. It’s like how anyone can use the magic of the Warp if they have enough skill without worshipping a specific Chaos God. But while the entity has opinions about the space magic it emanates SHOULD be used, ultimately anyone can use it for anything and the Winnower is content to just sit perfectly still and watch it all devolve into dark forest bullshittery. Well. Mostly still. Coincidentally anyone who makes contact with the Veil (the Traveller-equivalent for the Winnower) turns into an autistic sociopath obsessed with making everything become one thing, megalomaniacally imposing their idea of a perfect reality and escalating their violence in service of a singular and simple outcome.

>>192751 Yes.

>>192753 >or, to be honest, us Rarely have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

>>192752 Jumpchain is a godawful writing prompt, because it is meant as a CYOA instead. And the amount of changes needed to make an intelligent and whimsical being offering you choices no longer be the most logical reason for the chain requires many extreme rules changes.

>>192754 I'm stun locked by this. I've been on 4chan for nearly 14-15 years then somehow.

>>192752 Almost no one uses jumpchain to write fanfics.

>>192739 The new expansions and Rising trying to wank the Golden Age genuinely just looks pathetic at a point in the game’s lifespan when you can just bullrush THE TRUE CREATOR OF THE HIVE and when you’ve already slaughtered THE DARKNESS’ STRONGEST SOLDIER. >>192757 The really amazing part is that somehow, things have found a way to get even worse.

>>192758 …I’m actually planning to drop a writeup about my Jumper losing his shit at not!Kylo and the Barant Imperium later this morning in the writing folder.

>>192753 >Look how well it ended. I have little interest in messing with the Traveler if it won't do waifu shape. I want to rebuild stuff and get mankind back to where it was before the cunt with the Pyramid fleet showed up. I have to conquer the Solar System to do that because its currently being occupied by invaders.

>>192176 The Fallen Blade book series. I enjoyed it though it has mixed reviews. Its about an ex-assassin that was the favored blade of the goddess of justice. Now? He's just a small time rogue. A rusted blade as it were. He has a shadow familiar too. >>192697 Same. Way too often I just don't realize. >>192757 It's time to come home, da. We can go buy milk together this time.

>>192579 Can I get Grimore characters now?

>>192760 I did say almost no one. You and Nubee are some of the main reasons why.

>>192176 I read Daniel Black awhile back to see how waifuable Aphrodite was. Everyone there is a crazy slut, except the tree. The tree was ok.

>>192749 >that one DC with only Superman nutting into a jar and the fantasy world where Batman is Supe's half brother Nta, but I read both of these stories and I totally think the existing DC jumps could be used for those, like the actual unique options they'd have would be minimal, only the real typical superhero options are really required.

Does anyone else get hit with a sudden wave of anxiety whenever they sit down to write? It's not ADD or whatever, because I can focus just fine when it's not something I ostensibly do for fun. When I put aside time to work on my hobbies I instantly feel like I need a distraction from it

>>192718 >>192719 >>192720 thanks everyone >>192721 I want there to be sky, I just want perpetual night.

>>192757 >I've been on 4chan for nearly 14-15 years then somehow. I remember raiding Habbo Hotel.

>>192765 Why would you ever read someone else's cringe self insert power fantasy?

>>192767 Maybe you're subconsciously thinking of all the things you could be doing for someone else's sake, or just trying not to be too self-indulgent? Do you have a history of being told that your desires are low-priority compared to those of others? Are you just afraid that whatever you write won't live up to your expectations?

>>192770 Is that a joke?

>>192761 Okay, just don’t make Maya Sundaresh’s mistake of not simply doing all that with the Vex instead of wasting time going back to look for a quantifiably more primitive form of nanotech to do it for you. Or make Maya Sundaresh’s mistake of setting increasingly unrealistic expectations like trying to somehow swap the past and the future in a way that only jettisons Guardians back to the Black Fleet’s invasion, only for it to not work because Maya is a fucking idiot who doesn’t understand how acausality worked and just ended up literally killing the earth instead trying to drag III into material space. Or Maya’s mistake of wasting time trying to sell freedom-loving loot goblins on a greater good spiel after an entire Darkness saga of that shit, or of wasting time killing her girlfriend over and over again because she’s fundamentally unable to accept her bullshit is evil. In fact you know what, every would-be conqueror of the Last City should just write “don’t be Maya Sundaresh” at the top of their evil overlord list.

>>192763 I didn't cover that setting. It's an alternative universe.

>>192773 My plan is essentially kill everything hostile to human habitation as hard as possible, clean up any contamination, then build or rebuild settlements and set up a robust logistical chain for humanity to reoccupy the solar system easily enough.

>>192773 Vapor for Brains [200, Discount for Space Pirate] – Common sense isn’t so common in the galaxy, and you’ve picked up ways to exploit this. Whether it’s a very unethical and very ‘gifted’ science team experimenting on your comrades or a Federation crony looking for a quick stash of credits, sentient species in the galaxy tend to believe very bad ideas will work out in the long run. So why not nudge them along? You are now incredibly skilled at convincing others that incredibly dangerous and stupid ideas are, in fact, good ideas. You won’t necessarily convince someone to off themselves or eat a Power Beam at your discretion, but you will find it easy to make them overestimate their own abilities or run headlong into danger. Suckers. Would this perk be OP in Hazbin Hotel or would it do nothing because everyone is already retarded?

>>192547 Either flying or teleportation. Being able to fly is often one of the first things I try to get in a chain because the idea of being shackled to the ground disgusts me.

>>192776 Oh, Vox basically had this perk throughout S2. So yeah it’s pretty damn powerful. There is a baseline of self-preservation and prudence in Hazbin on the level of “trusting the dude who gets more powerful from souls is a bad idea” which is why everyone isn’t Vox, so being able to push people over the edge is definitely a useful skill.

>>192776 Also please remind yourself regularly that Hazbin is shit even if you use it as part of an imagination game writing prompt, I’m worried about you.

>>192579 What changed?

Does DriveAnon come here? the Dietrich Von Bern jump in the A-E folder needs to be moved to the Mythology folder

>>192781 DriveAnon has never shown up here.

>>192655 >Every tree will die And we'll go with them

>>192782 Aww

>>192780 I didn't keep track. Yesterday I realized that 8 years ago, for some fucking reason, I thought it would be a good idea to have discounts not be uniform. I corrected that. I also lowered the prices, and generally moved some things around. There's no a race section, and both race items and perks. I tried to not delete anything.

>>192785 >no now*

>>192699 What does that mean for someone with Taken powers?

>>192743 I want to spank that Rabbit for flashing her ass at me.

>>192743 Why is her hair hands? Why is she groping herself with her handhair instead of wearing a top

>>192779 It's alright

>>192789 She pressurizes her boobs to spray acid. She's the 600CP Witch's Minion perk. She's a Slime.

What's good, /jumpchain/ I've been absent since around March this year, did I miss any exciting or big happenings?

>>192793 I made a few more jumps, to my own surprise. Old Gods of Appalachia. The Silt Verses. Silent Hill F. The Hellaverse (Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss). Mortasheen’s next and due around Christmas. I…think that timespan also covers when I did the final MCU updates too.

>>192793 How'd you find us

Man, I'm not good at Age of Wonders 4. How are you lot doing? Jumps and chains doing good? >>192793 I finally got Cyberpunk 2077 done. Finally.

>>192793 We got a bunch of new jumps, like Sonic OVA, Sword in the Stone, and Diabellstar/Witches of the White Forest.

>>192793 Ric keeps getting sick and has dogshit luck.

>>192796 >I finally got Cyberpunk 2077 done. Finally. Have you ever thought about scratching the serial numbers off of your cybernetics supplement so it's be generic enough so it could work for the old generic cyberpunk jump? Also the game awards host has apparently canonically fucked miss piggy.

G'night anons.

>>192794 Gonna check SH and the Hellaverse later, sweet! >>192795 Right, then it would've had to be after April. May perhaps? >>192796 >>192797 Doing good! In my 2-week long Jumpchain arc so I'm about to look at some jumps and pick a first one. It's like Minecraft to me, at this point. >>192799 Time is a flat circle.

>>192796 >How are you lot doing? Jumps and chains doing good? I am unable to focus on actually chaining jumps together beyond a first Jump, I have a big case of choice paralysis and constantly debating on what to take or not, and for better or worse I'm taking drawbacks like a motherfucker. So pretty good, honestly. Can't complain.

Fuck yeah! Even after a few diversions, system section is done. Just need to knock out perks now. Though, obviously not right now. I think I've earned a rest.

>>192802 Sleep snug, smug

>>192800 Not a thought I've had, and thinking about it now I only see the threat of runaway feature creep.

>>192801 >>192808

>>192788 That seems like a gamble on whether you’ll loose your hand or not in the process, but such are the risks inherent to life.

>>192528 How about Big boobed Demi-Fiend Pixie? I jest, I jest. Unless? I'm surprised you haven't put an enemy Mot as companion, or Girimehkala with Pierce as companion. You know, the Mot that we all know, love and hate that has Beast Eye and Megidolaon. >Unique power perk based on special manikins and special demons from labyrinth of amala >Maybe something else about having "strange journeys" / adventure hooks? What would that mean in practical terms? >The Masakado Magatama? /...All the Magatamas? / More magatama? I'm ROCK HARD.

>>192809 It's supposed to be 1,000CP in that case. 800 by default.

I know plenty of elf waifus but what about dwarven waifus? Not the kind with the medical condition. Only one I can think of is the one from Divinity Dragon Commander.

Should I curse Vergil so that anyone who meets him is incapable of calling him anything but "Virgin"?

>>192818 Curse him so his brain will only process stimuli through an El Donte filter.

I had a weird dream about ZA being an actually good game, open world, with you being able to see Zygarde 50% in the sky. >>192579 I'mma be honest, this is a mess. Prices are way too everywhere especially in the too high-800cp perks seriously? For those things? And it's disorganized as all heck. >I know one of you can get this to Questionable Questing, There are lewds in it?

>>192793 I think that was around when I made my Pikmin dupe. So since then I've made >Sonic Adventure >Assassination Classroom (Dupe) >Kirby Part 1 - Retro Era >Works of H.P. Lovecraft (Dupe) >Necrophosis >The Front of Superman >BCV - Battle Construction Vehicles >Golosseum >Generic Isekai (Dupe) >CREAM >HITMAN >Amateur Surgeon >The Midnight Walk >They Bleed Pixels >Neverdead >RIN - Daughters of Mnemosyne >God Hand (Dupe) >I am the Sorcerer King >inFAMOUS (Dupe) All things considered, it's been a pretty productive year for me on the JC front.

>>192818 >Should I curse Vergil so that anyone who meets him is incapable of calling him anything but "Virgin"? But he's the only one that get's laid besides his son? Like I don't blame Dante since his options are a clone of his mom, a child who only is legal by dmc5 and the chick who tried to kill him

>>192820 >There are lewds in it? It was lewd enough for the original to end up on their drive. And did you select the right one? One is the old Queen's Blade jump.

>>192820 Attention Gamers, we have another one. The black Jump is the updated one.

>>192820 >I had a weird dream about ZA being an actually good game, open world, with you being able to see Zygarde 50% in the sky. There will never be a good pokemon game again anon. Let it go and embrace the revival of Digimon.

>>192822 >But he's the only one that get's laid besides his son? That's part of the joke.

do any of the cloverfield movies have a jump?

>>192827 No

>>192827 The only good one has nothing to do with the others.

>>192827 There are more than just the peak found footage kaiju film?

>>192830 Three movies and a godzilla crossover

>>192831 >>192830 Also apparently A Quiet Place was originally going to be a Cloverfield movie. Neat

>>192827 No, this is because of the Sando Aqua Menace Fanboys who try to suppress the light and power of reason and cheat because they are cheaters.

>>192829 They all have nothing to do with each other. >>192830 There's a found footage kaiju film. A psychological thriller And a horror thriller. >>192832 Yeah, that's how they usually get new movies. Glad they didn't get A Quiet Place, the first movie was absolute peak.

>>192818 curse him so everyone calls him Nelo

>>192826 That's a lot of motivation.

>>192825 >There will never be a good pokemon game again anon. Masuda was the best thing to ever happen to mainline Pokemon and the other devs banned him from ever directing for demanding their effort and quality products.

>>192837 And to think people used to curse him because of BW.

>>192836 Vergil needs more POWER.

>>192570 I stand by Zygarde being one of tye best concepts to come out of modern Pokémon.

Oh, Larian's next game is just Divinity again. Hope it plays better than the old ones and they finish the third act this time.

>>192647 Ballas somehow continues to be the cause of everything wrong even with Void Satan laying waste to the multiverse. Is there no low this man can't fall to?

>>192842 >Is there no low this man can't fall to? He is not a moderator.

>>192840 Mega Zygarde is ugly as shit so I reject it's existence

>>192660 Satan didn't - he was literally just spouting bullshit to aurafarm. The other Sins probably could have countered and corrected him since Lucifer presumably made them all at the same time, but didn't. Likely since Satan presumably does this all the time whenever he does a trial just to flex on hellborn.

>>192823 >It was lewd enough for the original to end up on their drive. That's not how it's supposed to work, it's either lewd, or it isn't. But whatever. >And did you select the right one? One is the old Queen's Blade jump. >>192824 >Attention Gamers, we have another one. The black Jump is the updated one. That's a big yikes isn't it. Let's do it again, cough cough. Sounds good actualy, I have a bit criticism about it. I really don't think that Demon or Angel should cost that much. I can accept demon, but not angel, but I bet it's a balance reason right with Half-angel, right? >Evindil, the Wind of Destiny >Since you're buying it with CP, it could potentially be reforged again It seems extremely lame compared to the other 200cp weapons, who get incredible powers, but not this one. It could use more explanation about it too reforged or not, like other items. Not a criticism, but Holy Poses was some wild shit. >5. Wanking helps That's an innuendo isn't it. If Monster Musume get the same treatment, I'm hopeful for the future. >>192825 >There will never be a good pokemon game again anon. Let it go and embrace the revival of Digimon. The best thing is that it was really like BotW in freedom and graphics. Seeing that giant Zigarde 50% flying in the starry sky, I just knew it was a dream because Pokemon could never be that good or good looking. >>192838 BW was peak. Only criticism I can accept is Pokemon designs. >>192844 Ugly? Now you are complimenting it. It's more than ugly, it's shit, trash, insulting.

>>192699 It might be a Taken tulpa, but it and Saturn are working to fuck everyone up the ass. So they may as well be interchangeable.

>>192628 Dude, Warframes being able to fuck with shit on planetary levels has been a thing for ages. Inaros's backstory is that he just singlehandedly drove the Orokin off of Mars

>>192846 Exorcising demons and spirits is it's actual ability, but yeah, no active one. It's important to the plot.

>>192759 Rising is an alt timeline that does a lot of things differently and is perfectly fine going full balls-to-the-walls crazy since NetEase are madmen, so I'm willing to givevit a pass on the Golden Age wank. At this point, it's doing Destiny better than Destiny 2 is.

Is there any jump good for starting a chain around being a scientist of sorts that works on tinkering with their body and that of others?

>>192852 Any Cyberpunk related jump

Alright, I think I'm done with playing with AI. For this week. What's everyone else been up to while I've been lost in the sauce?

>>192850 But you should explain it all still imo.

>>192814 >What would that mean in practical terms? Your comment on companions is funny, because having Beast Eye or Pierce as a demon that normally doesn't get those is one of the examples I had in mind for it. For the latter, I have no idea if this is what the anon who requested it had in mind, but I was gonna have it so you can just walk into interesting events and situations, whether you're aimlessly wandering across a barren wasteland or all of time and space. Basically, it'd be the perk for showing up as a bonus boss in completely different games.

>>192779 >t. increasingly desperate man coping about the fact he unironically likes the silly Sparkledog world

>>192852 …..Worm.

>>192854 Fanart but not that fanart.

>>192846 >it's a balance reason right with Half-angel, right? I made Demons 100CP because they're basically ageless spirits, and I don't think immortality should be free. I made them 200CP with magical flight because that's very uncommon, and there's a 200CP item that lets you fly worse. Angels are actually just unreasonably strong. They're not comparable to demons. The only angel we see running around has been severely weakened and was already a weaker angel, and she's still a threat to everyone. I would not have kept that option if I didn't already have it in. >>192855 I did, I said it does that. >capable of exorcising even the strongest of demonic or monstrous enemies once defeated

>>192854 I checked out CoCX after awhile of not playing it and its got more stuff then I remember, then had a jolly old time murdering imps and goblins with an arquebus and taking skulls and ears to vent about not being able to kill everything hostile in CoC2.

>>192793 Finished Enigma of Fear, finished Changed, started work on the Ocean Game chain builder, took up Aurora (the webcomic) as one of my new WIPs, decided to add Nebula's Civilization as ANOTHER WIP, and have been getting fucked by uni. So all in all, a somewhat decent period.

>>192843 He was the moderator/tie breaker for the Executors though. Plus half of his motivation was him throwing a fit because his kitten started to ignore him.

>>192856 Sounds really cool

>>192859 You more of a (goth) Amy fan?

>>192856 >Your comment on companions is funny, because having Beast Eye or Pierce as a demon that normally doesn't get those is one of the examples I had in mind for it. So I'm a prophet! No Demi Fiend Pixie kek. The fact that this Mot come back in SMTIVA is absolute comedy. >For the latter, I have no idea if this is what the anon who requested it had in mind, but I was gonna have it so you can just walk into interesting events and situations, whether you're aimlessly wandering across a barren wasteland or all of time and space Ah, this explain that. "Death's vastness holds no peace. I come at the end of the long road. Neither human, nor devil... all bends to my will" >spoiler But... this isn't a game? This is reality. Do NOT do that joke!

I need to work out a color theme for my new super good horse. Also anyone know of good jumps to import a horse into?

>>192860 >I made Demons 100CP because they're basically ageless spirits, and I don't think immortality should be free. I made them 200CP with magical flight because that's very uncommon, and there's a 200CP item that lets you fly worse. That is fair. Approved! >Angels are actually just unreasonably strong. They're not comparable to demons. The only angel we see running around has been severely weakened and was already a weaker angel, and she's still a threat to everyone. I would not have kept that option if I didn't already have it in. I remember that Angel just being a ecchi excuse to be honest. And a dipshit. >I did, I said it does that. >capable of exorcising even the strongest of demonic or monstrous enemies once defeated But it's not comparable to the rest of the 200cp, and you didn't say what it does once reforged.

>>192854 Watching people be slow at Minecraft (they are still beating it faster than I would), doing bookkeeping for my Pathfinder build (living in the Shadow Realm Netherworld is funny), and reading a fanfic where Ciaphas Cain accidentally becomes the leader of a Chaos cult (he has made an enemy of Nurgle by finding a second Panacea STC and giving out copies wherever he goes).

>>192845 >>192662 >>192663 Good to know he's a fraud

>>192867 >color theme for my new super good horse Do you like White, Red, Black, or Pale (I do not know what is meant by the last one)?

>>192865 No, it's just there are a lot of design elements in that pic that feel more transformative than "Rouge but sexier", like the earrings and lighter belly.

What are your favourite lesser talked about (i.e. no marvel, DC or invincible) superhero jumps?

>>192861 >about not being able to kill everything hostile in CoC2.

>>192868 >And a dipshit. And having barely two wings. She's barely a full angel. She's the angel I'm scaling the explosion off of in the angel description, and I'm 99% sure I'm underplaying it. >once reforged This is what it's referring to. >Weapon Reforging (400CP) (Discounted: Dwarf) - You may reforge any weapon once and only once using this ability. Doing so will marginally increase its baseline attributes, and will give it a new ability of some sort. You cannot pick said ability, but it’ll compliment the weapon well. Any new pieces replaced or added on to the weapon will be raised to the overall quality of it.

>>192873 I am once again shilling The Free Universe. You can be anything from a pulp gunslinger in the 1870s to a literal god-wizard in the 2010s.

>>192872 I've seen much, much more transformative Rouge fanfics than that one which are still recognizably Rouge. Fanart is fanart. Don't try to say "fanart can only be like this".

>>192843 He essentially was like anon explained. And pretty much everything started because the man was deeply asspained by the fact Margulis cared more about the Tenno than she ever did for him. The man literally had it in his head that he was being cucked out of her affection by actual children so he was justified in everything he did to them afterwards.

>>192873 This one from reddit. It's neat. I've been wanting to try doing a chain with the Ladybug MK-1 Item

>>192875 Raaaaaaaaaaaaah, stop being vague already, and just say what it does once reforged.

>>192853 >>192858 I wish I could deny these, but no. I'll take what I can get. Thank you.

>>192876 Grab the Trusty Crew and Super Vehicle items and you can just be Tronne Bonne.

>>192852 Shadowrun.

>>192873 Why does the last one's outfit give me Kill La Kill vibes?

>>192873 Thanks to Deviant, any CofD Jump that lets you choose what interpretation of the setting you can go with.

>>192880 You can actively exorcise demons and spirits rather than having to defeat them first. Like an AOE.

>>192852 Have you tried going to Generic Universal Monsters and/or either Van Helsing jump?

>>192846 >BW was peak. Only criticism I can accept is Pokemon designs. People were very upset at the soft reboot aspect at the time.

>>192877 Not what I'm saying at all. Why are you trying to turn this into an argument?

>>192854 Failing exams, making flowcharts, playing that superautistic Worm CYOA.

>>192854 Trying to think of a good setting for an elementary school aged ojou-sama (male) to acquire a bunch of ghosts

>>192871 Im heavily considering a black horse with a lot of white spots that look like a black horse in a snowstorm. I shall name it Falling Snow. Snow for short.

>>192886 Then even if you don't want to give it to the item, say it, in there and in the jump! Geeeeeez Louise!

>>192888 Soft reboot?

>>192874 I don't know why the game is so afraid of letting me be a degenerate murderhobo but I guess that's what a chain is for.

>>192879 I fear what people would do to this girl. I'm lying of course, I don't fear it at all.

>>192873 Soon I shall be invincible is pretty solid

>>192889 severe crippling persecution victim complex

>>192891 You could always go to: >Luigi's Mansion (it's haunted) >Danny Phantom (you can buy a whole village full of ghosts in the Ghost Zone) >Supernatural (if you have a way to tap into the Ghost Generation Engine) >Pokemon (you can catch many funny little guys)

>>192894 Yeah, the idea with the original BW was to replace the growing amount of pre-existing Pokemon with new ones, aside from a few exceptions that would be kept. That can be considered the original NatDex controversy.

>>192895 The game is afraid to let you be a degenerate murderhobo, to be too good, to be the main character, to have corruption, to have good corruption, to have a good story, to have good content, to have a good gameplay, to not be made by giant faggots.

>>192893 I try not to make shit up that's not established in the settings. It's unreasonable to explain intersecting perk effects like that, IMO. But frankly, Queen's Blade has a lot of lore but that's not especially deep.

>>192873 I like World of Lewd Superheroes.

>>192900 That's rather interesting. And strange, because just looking at the fire pig that is again, Fire/Fighting type...

>>192892 Sounds like a plan, anon, go for it.

>>192902 But that's not intersecting perk effects, it's what the sword does if/when reforged! Hence, at it's supposed to be!

>>192904 Yeah there was a lot of people who complained "this is just X but worse" at the time.

>>192899 >Danny Phantom >Supernatural Too bullshit, but thanks for the suggestion >Luigi's Mansion Boos are assholes and I don't want to be friends with them. ... Seriously, I don't think there's been a single example of a Boo in the series that wasn't a massive cunt. Even the party memeber from Paper Mario was a bitch who fully accepted that their constant tormenting of a random person got them all tormented in kind and showed no remorse. >Pokemon That's a good idea though. Thanks anon!

>>192876 Can I be a rando who can rival superman level characters with Kung Fu?

>>192907 I wouldn't say worse, in this specific case, at the time, I just said "Again? Another one?"

>>192904 they're fucking itching to go back to that incineroar and cinderace are basically fire/fighting too

>>192911 It has to be Fire/Fighting, there are literally no other types!

>>192911 >cinderace I wanted to kill someone over it. Or them I guess.

>>192909 Kind of.

And Blaziken is one of the best starters ever. And the best Fire/Fighting type!

>>192915 Gen 3 had the best Water starter too.

After reading some doujins I have once again confirmed that I would absolutely fuck a genderbent girl. Completely unrelated - the Naruto jump needs the option to take both of these.

>>192857 I hate the sparkledog world because the few things it does well are built atop a foundation of negative substance. I will never be in danger of liking it because I am keenly aware the creator is determined to do any kind of worldbuilding unrelated to her shitty, shitty little teenage dramas. ORT build is finished and has an unreasonable amount of Hardness and Soak, now I just have to wait for 3CD rules on the 16th.

>>192916 Feraligatr is a Gen 2 pokemon

>>192873 I have purged myself of Generic Jumps, so I don't know. I'm not going to Marvel or DC. Maybe Invincible. I've wanted a good lewd superhero Jump that's not generic for awhile, but any of the good porn comics aren't long. Submission Agenda is too high-power, and anything else is too generic like those 3D Amazonian adjacent comics. There's that Superhuman porn game, but I don't usually play male MC games. I played a different game that was looking good, but then the fem MC just kept developing too many powers. No good answers.

>>192883 The cyber and bioware there is quite nice. Thank you. Looking in the jump though I can't seem to see anything that will help give me a leg up. Guess I'd need to buy the company and study there. >>192887 Not really. Their knowledge on brain preservation and connecting disparate body parts together does sound useful now that I think on it. Am I missing anything else they have going for them? Thank you for aiding in scientific triumph.

>>192919 Feraligatr is good but Swampert is better.

>>192852 Franken Fran, One Punch Man, Scorn, The Leviathan Trilogy, Hive Queen Quest.

>>192916 Swampert was so fucking peak. Thought I might be heretical while saying this, but Greninja was pretty cool. And I believe Primarina is the best water type starter. >"what about Galar and Paldea" It's shit. Okay I'm being a bit unfair, I think Paldea's starters are fine, and I do like how they once again reversed the roles. Skeledirge in particuliar is great imo.

Gen 6/Halos is literally the "wasted potential" region. Even when the likes of ZA came out it still half-assed it's premise & combined with the number of scrapped things in X & Y, one just has to wonder why even bother revisiting it at all outside of 1:1 remakes. Pokémon did Europe so dirty in the long run...

>>192925 >Halos autocorrect from Kalos ....

>>192925 Halo sure is wasted potential, yes.

>>192917 Just go to a fic with one of them already genderswapped. Then you take one as a part of your team.

>>192924 Skeledirge is great but its fire has an unfortunate design and Meowscarada grew on me, mostly after rampant hentai propaganda. Quaquaval is an abomination.

>>192927 Cortana did nothing wrong except lose. Humanity can’t be trusted as long as ONI exists.

>>192927 >>192925 >Chief, you mind explaining what you're doing with that pokemon?

>>192766 One main problem is there are too many alt universe DC settings and not enough jumps to visit them all. Like we have Colab and Generic, but like a dozen timelines i want to visit and stay for. I might just have to wank to there without a proper build for them.

>>192917 >After reading some doujins I have once again confirmed that I would absolutely fuck a genderbent girl. Completely Don't worry, you are normal.

>>192924 Primarina is pretty strong, but its hidden ability is kind of stupid. It has Moonblast, which is stronger than the strongest sound-based move Primarina can learn (Hyper Voice).

>>192929 >Skeledirge is great but its fire has an unfortunate design It does? >Meowscarada grew on me, mostly after rampant hentai propaganda Anon NO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE Quaquaval look like a sexual predator. I know it's supposed to be one of those spanish dancer, but fuuuuuuuck.

>>192932 a Fourth World New God build will let you be in every single DC timeline at once

>>192925 It is simply sad that we live in a world where the best Pokemon games are romhacks and mods for other games. Pokerogue is better than anything GameFreak has ever made. Fucking Cobblemon for goddamn Minecraft is better than GameFreak has made lately.

>>192937 honestly I'd rather play Reborn over playing a mainline game these days

>>192937 Hey You PIkachu was the best pokemon game. Even if it is quite literally the only Pokemon game that has Pokemon not inherently understanding people

>>192938 Still waiting for Rejuvenation update.

>>192886 And frankly, it's base ability of shit compared to the others.

>>192935 >It does? It makes it give off a balding clown feeling.

>>192940 it's dead bro

>>192942 I never saw it like that. I still don't see it like that.

>>192686 There's something fucky going on with Tau. The Operator is convinced that the Dactolyst actually had the potential to kill them, and needed to be healed after the Hunhullus fight. Which is weird, because Ballas seems to think in the New War that delaying them is the best anyone can hope for. The Tenno of the time knew something he never found out about. I've seen some speculation going around that Albrecht is so keen on visiting Tau because something going on or residing there has the potential to permakill void entities and he wants to turn it on Wally.

>Samus attacks Jumper because he's a space pirate >Jumper sends Samus's armor to the future, instantly defeating her If I told Samus to leave me alone if I promised not to hurt anyone would she do it?

>>192943 Last update was October 28, where they said they completed the Renegade route. You have to stop being so retarded, Doomposter.

>>192946 Do you have a bounty on your head or are you working for someone with a bounty on their head?

>>192947 Wherever I go, I must doom.

>>192946 AHAHAHAHAHAH. No.

>>192865 I like Amy in Rouge outfit. >>192854 Was wondering how jumper would react to magically possessing a woman and seeing all the extra colors for that first time. Maybe scream and claw at the eyes while the onlookers freak out at my reaction. >>192873 Seconding World of Lewd Superheroes as I can make it a fun world of a bunch of heroes and worlds just crash together. Then the first half is chaos and people and teams working to stabilize the world, only they are not all originally from porn worlds. So the slow creep of lust and corruption sets in over the first few months. Nothing too changing, but lowering inhibitions and raising libidos. But when I crash all the people in I want them from different universes. Such as the X-Men from the 90s show, but Magneto and such from Evolution and so on. So even the villains are from other universes from their rivals. Then each team comes in missing a few members. Such as the Fantastic Four wont have Reed. But this colab would have all the superhero jumps and people in it. I want to meet Mega Mind and crew or even the Justice Friends from Dexter's Lab. Japan will have Kamen Riders ad Magical Girls! It will be a wonder symphony of chaos and lust! You know, that or just have a sexy superhero slave girl world. I am curious as to what price range different powers would net for the women,

>>192949 I'd rather you boom.

>>192936 Now that sounds very fun.

>>192952 I only have two modes, and the one besides doom definitely isn't boom.

>>192954 Coom would have been unoriginal.

>>192942 While it's not the same, it did remind me of Giovanni Jones from Looney Tunes.

>>192547 Why bother if you can get flying or teleportation early?

>>192936 The best part is every single New God except Darkseid consistently fails to exploit this, so you have the run of the place to yourself as long as you avoid old granite head and his garbage fire of a planet. Well, sometimes you might run into Scott and Barda but that’s about it really. >>192915 We really had no idea how good we had it with Blaziken.

>>192945 I mean, the alternative is also that Albrecht is running to Tau because even traveling through fucking time wasn't enough to keep Wally from coming after him. But we'll find out. As for whether anyone could kill the Tenno, also remember that these were children. They may not have KNOWN they were almost unkillable, only figuring it out later. Either way, I agree there's something fucky over at Tau. Tau energy and Void energy do some real weird shit together.

>>192957 because people in mundane settings may wonder where your car is?

>>192948 I'm a space pirate and presumably because of the origin I spawned in with the other space pirates on Zebes >>192950 Well that's gonna be annoying

>>192958 >We really had no idea how good we had it with Blaziken. I DID! Blaziken is to this day my favorite starter! Not that it's hard, but he blew all precious starters.

>>192961 >I'm a space pirate and presumably because of the origin I spawned in with the other space pirates on Zebes Oh, then you're fucked. Samus doesn't actually NEED her suit and Motherbrain's got Zebes set up to explode >>192962 >but he blew all precious starters Huh. I wasn't expecting that to be one of his skills

>>192963 >Samus doesn't actually NEED her suit She jobs to regular space pirates without her suit in Zero Mission

>>192960 I do not hide being a magic man.

>>192957 >>192960 >>192965 Someone sees you flying and shoots you?

>>192966 Alteration spells for shields and wizard fireballs as retaliation.

>just watched the CONTROL Resonant reveal trailer >Dylan is fucking flash-stepping through enemies like an anime superhero, and his new weapon - the Aberrant - has a default form of a giant fuckoff sledgehammer that he swings like it's made of air >new big bad is apparently NOT the Hiss but the Hiss (and the Mold apparently) are acting in its service. It's called a "godlike force" and is apparently whatever Dylan was warning about at the end of Control. The stuff it's doing to the environment looks really cool but also really weird Neat stuff all around. Shard's next jump has already been predetermined. >>192901 Savin makes my blood boil from how much of a faggot he is.

>>192963 >Ruby >In battle, Blaziken blows >Omega Ruby >In battle, Blaziken blows >7 Focus Energy, 17 Peck, 28 Bulk Up, 30 Bounce >TM45 Attract, TM130 Helping Hand, TM204 Double-Edge, TM229 Upper Hand >By breeding Crush Claw in hindsight it was kinda obvious

>>192967 Eventually the government gets involved for unauthorized occupation of the airspace.

>>192968 My brother Just Savin? Not Tobs?

>>192939 That game drove me to rage as a kid.

>>192968 >spoiler You can already be a big story fuckery-inducing boy in Alan Wake, completely unnecessary.

>>192970 They can have me once they make it through my tower maze full of Ninja Warrior, Takeshi's Castle, mundane magical maze and more. Until they can win their way through and get the magical items and treasure, they can fuck off and have no say what I do. I refuse to pay the IRS no matter how much they keep trying to claim I must.

>>192972 Oh god yeah, the voice recognition was terrible. Now that I'm an adult, I know it's because it was originally made to work specifically with japanese children and had to be kludged to work with other languages and voices

>>192971 Whenever I say that I hate Savin, I'm implicitly including his entire team in that. I view them all as being one and the same and part of the fucking problem. Savin is the primary instigator though and the one leading the rest of the faggots - remove him and I guarantee you the rest would auto-cannibalize within a year.

>>192973 There WILL be major story-shattering lore revelations in the game and they WILL drive you into a frothing autistic fit on the floor.

>>192973 You still want anything to do with Alan Wake after the 2nd game?

>>192977 >just writes a funny little story about the new stuff >except it’s about my Jumper, not some redhead >and it’s either a comedy or a pure power fantasy xianxia instead of trying to fight horror stories with horror movies Skill issue.

>>192976 Ahhhhhhh, based. I mean, they are already doing that, remember that they basically bullied a writer out of the team, and are passive aggressive toward the guy who made Brienne because of how popular she is, they not only tried to sabotage her by way ot fine print, but also made their third rate version of her. And then there's the foursome that was absolute dogshit. Fuck the devs, fuck them so hard, I hope they died killed by a dick.

>>192979 This displeases the Dark Place.

>>192978 I poisoned the Dark Presence to death with a Flower Rite powered by a powerscaling shitpost and then filled it’s dark soul with light until it choked and died. I will continue to fight and kill such eldritch horrors as exist in the setting until perfect order has been accomplished. >>192981 Don’t make me go down there and write BRIGHTENED porn.

>>192970 How is the government going to do anything without electricity?

>>192981 that makes me think of the dude who keeps monologing at you in the until dawn games

I kinda wanna curse random forest animals with the memories and skills of various kinds of mundane jobs

>>192985 Oglaf would be a fun place to visit on a chain. SO many wild things always happening.

>>192986 I really wish it had a jump, but the comic basically abandoned any premise of having a consistent setting when they killed off the apprentice. A shame, I'd love to do that one nerdy demon girl prostitution ring comic

>>192987 BLADE jumps have been made for dumber things.

>>192547 Prior to jump 4 I mostly disregarded traffic when necessary by just Hulk-style jumping to where I need to go when flight wasn’t an option. During and after Jump 4 I just decided to use my Motherbox to make Boom Tubes to get where I need to go. I go driving when I want to for the fun of it, but it’s a leisure activity, not serious transportation.

>>192987 Didn't they get a new apprentice that got more pages.

>>192990 No? They haven't done anything with the mistress or apprentice since

>>192985 Funny enough, you could probably teach crows rudimentary law. Corvids are using tools, speaking languages with dialects and accents, remember both help and harm done by individual humans, and are hunting alongside wolves (this will lead to Dogs 2.0, Raven Edition). They're just outright in the Paleolithic. I don't think they're ready for the Code of Hammurabi or the Salic Law or anything, but you could probably teach them the Ten Commandments, given enough time. Who knows what they'll accomplish if they live long enough? Then again, with the head start they've had, maybe they've taken a look at us and decided not to fly the path we've walked. Maybe they're content where they are with or without us giving a counterexample. Maybe they just don't care to do more. Fascinating, but also terrifying.

>>192991 I know the first died, but they got a second. There were adventures of him going to the land of virgins to get a monster and everything. Did they kill that one off?

>>192993 >I know the first died, but they got a second. There were adventures of him going to the land of virgins to get a monster and everything. Did they kill that one off? I've never seen any comics with a second apprentice, so I guess I missed them if they exist? >>192992 >second pic Man, I kinda miss my blind waif chain.

>>192982 >Don’t make me go down there and write BRIGHTENED porn. Literally just the Hiss incantation.

>>192992 >2nd pic What would Batman even DO in that situation? The guy isn't even doing anything wrong, it's the crows.

>>192992 Crows are amazing and whilst I'd love if they developed further, I'm just glad we have another fairly intelligent species with us who aren't as retarded as humanity nor as prone to growing up mentally broken then deciding rape is the answer like dolphins.

>>192996 put the crows in with scarface

>>192996 He'd fight the crows.

>>192992 All I have is a pigeon that poops on everything and divebombs me.

>>192996 That depends. Are Gotham crows as affected by the city and the land it's built on being super-triple-cursed the same way the humans are, or are they just normal smart birds doing normal smart bird things? Would Gotham crows form their own crime syndicates and start bringing actual jewelry, weapons, and/or magical artifacts to the guy?

>>192994 The first one dies to a fireball wand in the butt, punishment for trying to learn magic on their own. The second shows up and the castle just like making his life suck/ Such as enchanting his jizz to come alive and tell the mistress. He is forbidden from wanking. And then sent to oil down the succubi for the ritual. At one point he has to go to the magical virgin only lands to buy a monster. https://www.oglaf.com/high-noon/

I'm liking DS9 so far. It's like a subdued and sedate Farscape.

>>193002 >Such as enchanting his jizz to come alive and tell the mistress. He is forbidden from wanking That's the literal first comic. That dude ended up dying to a teleporting arrow

>>193003 deep space 9?

>>193000 >pigeon That little goober is probably working as intended.

>>193005 He's from the future and is describing the ninth Dark Souls.

>>193006 It did have a friend but I suspect the cats or one of the local hoot hoots got it.

>>193008 Did you help your buddy through their grief?

>new Megaman game Nea- >it's a Classic game [SCREAM OF RAGE]

>>193005 Of course. I'd only seen a few random episodes back in the day.

>>193010 >New megaman game announce Ohhh, so that's why the Gacha's being sold on the play store for .99c right now.

>>193009 It hangs out in the garage rafters still.

>>193010 Still pining after Legends 3 or still hoping for Star Force 4?

>>193014 I'd be happy with a third ZX game

>>192982 Would being an Overlord effect the science perks in any way besides having the stats to ragdoll any mooks trying to be smart and attack you outside of a mech?

>>193010 ZX3 never ever eh? Gonna keep milking that NOSTALGIA.

>>193014 I want Battle Network 7.

>>193014 >Star Force 4 It'd be strange in my mind to get a fourth game, gameplay was peak, the story is finished as finished can be. It's like Battle Network 6.

>>193018 Battle Network can't really have a sequel, since the ending of 6 rendered the main gimmick irrelevant, and Star Force established that it stayed that way

>>193004 That isn't the start, Looking at the site's archive, they are missing like the first year of pages. The first comic is a shepherd that can jizz the words Oglaf and have it float in the air.That is where the comic's name comes from. There was an entire arc of the mistress and the first apprentice. She even got a hawk that shoots lasers as a gift.

>>193020 Reboot it.

>>193021 Huh. I can't say I've ever seen those and I started following the webcomic in 2009

>>192579 I've just realized, but no one talked about the waifu they would get. Shameful behavior.

>>193023 Took some looking, but I found the first page, but it is just a single one and not any of the early work before they consolidated their website. https://i4.sigmapic.com/images/comicsporn.net/galleries/7/269/17_997.jpg And here is the old laser falcon https://i.imgur.com/M2un5Ys.jpeg

>>193014 YES OR EVEN JUST THE NEXT ZX GAME STOP MILKING CLASSIC ALREADY

>>193021 >>193023 >>193025 I've checked, the peasant is comic 8 on the archive. Her gaining the falcon is from an ambassador in comic 13 and that falcon comic is comic 23. Also it would take a deeper dive than I have time now, but I think the first apprentice dies, there was a second apprentice, and I don't remember him dying, he just stopped appearing along with all the other recurring characters.

>>193010 >2027 >For Classic MM Why's it taking so long?

>>193026 Classic has a niche, that is being classic, but it's annoying. We got it, classic is classic, move on already. Fuck, we got Gunvolt.

>>193027 It may be out of order for the older parts.

>>193029 >we got Gunvolt. WE don't have Gunvolt.

>>192996 He'd investigate to make sure you're not using a super power to control them like Rat Catcher can control rodents. If he determines it's just birds doing bird things and you're not actually influencing things he'll leave you alone. If you do in fact control birds, and also happen to be a young orphan, you will be put in a colorful bird costume and adopted.

>>193031 Hush.

>>193030 Oh, found the first apprentice who died from fire wand up the ass. It's way later than the first comics, and the title is literally "Some time ago..." It's a flashback, not one of the first comics.

>>192997 >nor as prone to growing up mentally broken then deciding rape is the answer like dolphins. To be fair, there ARE documented instances of dolphins engaging in benign or even symbiotic behaviours with humans. Just because the Bogleech anti-dolphin propaganda lobby is mostly right, doesn’t mean it’s completely right. >>193016 No, not really other than presumably having a shitton more resources and baseline magical power to play with in-jump than the average sinner. Science does not follow the usual Hell powerlevels and just plays by it’s own rules. Baxter aside, D.H.O.R.K. also proved this by opening a portal to Hell with a big-ass mechanical ring.

Dolphin oil is good for fine mechanical instruments.

>>193002 Found the one that died from a fireball. It's some random chubby blonde haired dude that showed up in all of six panels of a single comic that was explaining how the protagonist apprentice became an apprentice https://www.oglaf.com/previously/ The other two you're talking about are the same person. He gets put in a magical sleeping coma by the mistress shooting him with a teleporting arrow. https://www.oglaf.com/albatross/3/ Also, he wasn't looking in a magical world for a monster, he was looking in a magic city that was literally directly outside of the mistress's tower

Best jumps for picking up giant girls?

>>193038 One Piece has giant girls of every size and stature you could describe as such.

>>193039 This reminds me that I should make a giant OC with a top tier devil fruit for size manipulation, not sure what the improvements would be compared to the non canon fruit Lily had in filler.

>Your serpent form is now much greater, being tens of thousands of kilometres long 10,000 kilometers is longer than the country of Russia. I feel like this was not thought through.

>>192951 >I like Amy in Rouge outfit. I see you are also a man of culture and taste.

>>193041 There’s a jump to be Jormungandr’s smallest offspring?

>>193043 Nah, not reading a jump atm.

We need more tools for mid jump recruitment.

>>193045 Four Swords has a marriage chapel.

>>193045 No, we need fewer. Blue Feather was bad enough. The Helltaker option is even worse.

>>193045 More like a slightly wider array of conditions since the ones we have are basically just iterations on the same 1 requisite.

>>193045 We need more tentacles and boobs.

>>193046 I know there are tools for it, I should probably keep track of an actual list for it. The issue is not just getting one, there are a few options for it at this point, but different methods of doing it depending on what would fit the jumps they're in would be good. >>193047 The Helltaker one is a bit much but that doesn't really mean they're bad in general. >>193048 I think the ones I know of all boil down to some variation of either recruiting those you kill or recruiting those you waifu. Some more variety in recruitment perks/items would certainly be nice, even if it's obvious why those two in particular are prevalent among existing options. >>193049 Also true.

>>193045 I’m rather fond of the Broken-Winged Crane from Exalted vs World of Darkness. Long as someone agrees they become a kind of warlock to you, even getting some quasi-demonic superpowers for their trouble. Can potentially include being able to generate Essence, or oWoD splat powers that aren’t Mummy/Mage stuff (to make mages you have to be an Infernal, choose to cultivate a Caul inside your inner world…and per word of Holden, apparently hope the poor sucker doesn’t turn into a Kuel-Jin first) Also while I accept selling anyone on using ideas from Exalted 3e is an uphill battle here (not unjustified), they changed how Akuma work. They’re just called Warlocks and instead of being directly mindraped and spiritually rewrittens into a spiteful fallen titan’s idea of what you should be as an expression of their will, you’re adopted and inserted into a wounded soul hierarchy and given varying amounts of benefits ranging from mutations to an army and riches to a miracle on par with sorcery. At the highest end you do still effectively have old-style Akuma who can potentially get miracles even greater than sorcery (but apparently only work inside the Yozis themselves), but warlocks who dabble more shallowly just get a compulsion of varying strength to follow a certain directive. While still technically being part of the Yozi’s soul structure.

>>193051 Turning someone into an Akuma is a bit grisly but it does indeed break from the pattern of kill or waifu, which is good.

>>193045 An army item that explicitly lets you muster extra troops from Follower populations or new worlds might help, but you'd need to put that in a jump where army-building is A Thing.

>>193052 It does help that the Infernals jump has a perk to turn someone into a free willed Akuma, which ironically is quite similar to the 3e replacement for Akuma.

>>192554 Suggestions for the items/companions section, a deathclaw OC that is extremely docile, obedient, and protective. As long as she's kept satisfied, will force the issue if she's not.

>>193054 Iirc that perk only lets you make free-willed versions if you also get the charm, which is an E10 charm, iirc.

>>193056 >"It's not brainwashing," says the Infernal, who misread the fine print on the demonic contract that he wrote.

>>193057 It's not brainwashing. It's charisma. It's not brainwashing. It's modification. It's not brainwashing. It's optimization. It's not brainwashing. It's corruption. It's not brainwashing. It's sexplay.

>>193059 >It's not brainwashing. It's corruption. >It's not brainwashing. It's sexplay. Those ones MIGHT be brainwashing. Maybe.

>>193060 It's not brainwashing. It's education. Or better. It's not brainwashing. It's the education system!

>>193061 Much better.

Good morning guys.

>>193063 morning

>>193062 It's not brainwashing. It's the healthcare system! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2sDx0Y_I-k

Fucking hell, finishing out the Scholar's remembrance should not have been that hard. I'm reminded how belligerent the average Nightreign player is by virtue of how it took four days to beat the new corpse guy (as Scholar specifically, already did it previously), with the majority of those runs getting bricked just because randos didn't want to stick with the team or ate repeated deaths to random bullshit. My back is broken off of those failures trying to carry these fucking lemmings. I had triple death knights one run, with one teammate quitting and the other dying repeatedly and immediately, leaving me to 1v3 the bastards; WHICH I DID. Also, fuck Artorias. Artorias is harder than some day 3 bosses. Took care of him too tonight, he's very cool. Worth btw, Scholar does get a pretty good relic to close out his story. Still gotta do the final bits for Undertaker now but haven't unlocked them for some reason.

>>193066 On Artorias by the way, they improved upon him so well. It's so intimidating when you try to run away as he starts up a pattern, and then you just see him catch up and strafe you. Bad ass. I love him.

>>193067 Gayyyyyyy.

Hello frens. Not promising anything at this stage but if anyone has ideas or suggestions for a Finding Nemo jump, now would be a good time to start letting me know. >>192546 I do not possess a Switch 2, sorry. >>192793 I have made the following jumps since March: Super Mario Odyssey, Digimon Survive, Big Hero 6, Star Wars Rebels, Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime), Yu-Gi-Oh! Dungeon Dice Monsters, Yu-Gi-Oh! Monster Capsule GB, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Sacred Cards & Reshef of Destruction, The Black Cauldron, Up, LEGO Batman Games, LEGO Marvel Games, Digimon Next, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Digimon Rumble Arena.

>>193069 >I do not possess a Switch 2, sorry. Amen!

>>193069 0cp option to start before Coral's death to save her and all the eggs besides Nemo?

How hard is it to seduce Queen's Blade characters as a man?

>>193072 We don't see many men in there. To the point I could seriously believe that quality testosterones could make them go gaga.

This is also true for Jumpchain's annual report, I wonder if there's a correlation?

>>193071 Sure I think I could do something like that.

>>193075 Sweet! That scene always stuck with me, so getting a chance to help is great. Thanks, WoL_Anon!

>>193074 >pic That's where you realize that femboys in real like are ugly.

>>193077 I disagree with that statement but we probably just have different standards.

>>193077 Some people are attracted to femboys, other people are attracted to femboy porn.

>>193078 This guy has a serious uncanny valley effect look.