>>40991 It's cool. I'm sorry for being mean there

>>40993 Always beware the gun loli.

>>40976 Nah, Diplomacy 101. It's a Warcraft fic. Nightmare Mode at least pokes fun at how the MC is a complete fucking retard for picking the 'tough' option and completely screwing everything up and boosting power levels out the wazoo. It's still shit, though. >>40978 Yup. Scaling enemy drawbacks are bullshit and only worthwhile for cheesing during your first jump.

How do you start your writing? Like, what is the first sentence of your Chain? I keep typing up a single damn line and then delete it because it doesn't feel right.

Iaido is completely retarded, would never work as a legit fighting style especially a superhuman one, and is only there for Japan wanking On top of that, it's cringe unless you are named Vergil from the Vergil May Cry series. What I do like though, is justified Iaido, as in, you sheath your sword, and it empower it. What franchise or jump has that? >>40987 ...what is the point of a superhuman to do a iaido when he could just swing the sword normally?

>>40997 I don't chain write.

>>40902 >Fuck Nocturnal Would.

Plot twist: the protagonist of TES VI is the Nerevarine, who finally comes back from Akavir only to be like "What the fuck? I only left for 250 years!"

Hello.

>>41002 Hi WoL

>>41001 Nah. It's the protagonist from ESO, thrown into the future. Imagine the seethe.

>>40997 Depends on where I am. My first sentences if I wake up in Manhattan aren't gonna be the same as if I woke up on the shores of hell. One is a godforsaken place full of monsters, and the other is hell.

>>40997 Just start with something that sets the tone for your Jumper, or his Chain. Like “This is the story of why we can't have nice things.” or “To begin with, I was dead. But I wasn't going to be allowed to rest that easily.” or whatever fits for you. >>41002 Always good to see ya, WoL!

I never noticed the Catalog actually has an auto refresh feature. Neat

>>41008 Catalog is too confusing and complicated for me to use.

>>41009 Literally how

>>41002 Hallo.

>>40965 >What franchise or jump has that? Accel World's The Infinity.

>>40998 Metal Gear Rising Revengeance, there's a guy whose sheathe shoots the sword.

>>41010 People here don't understand how thread IDs work, you think they are smart enough to understand things like how the Catalog functions?

>>41006 >and the other is hell I'd also probably react differently if I woke up in Los Angeles than Manhattan. Not by a lot but the particular type of soul-chilling horror would be different.

>>40998 You probably don't care, but over in some Xianxia I've seen something called sword/saber nurturing that does exactly that. The longer its kept in the sheath the stronger the strike will be. Though most of the time they had to draw it before it could be charged all the way or the sword would break but one did do it for like a year.

>>41014 Its literally just a complete list of threads what is so difficult? Is there a bunch of features for it that I'm missing or something?

>>40939 Calm down Shard.

>>41013 I mean shooting the sword isn't the goal there, but I appreciate it. >>41016 That's interesting, but it's Xianxia.

>>41017 No, there aren't. You can technically use the catalog to sort things too, but in general people are not used to using board functions much.

>>41010 Too much functions, interface is ass, the whole thing is a bit ass. You're talking about Waifu Catalog right?

>>41021 No, we're talking about this websites catalogue. The thing that shows all the threads on the board, conveniently reduced to the OP picture and summary

>>40996 did you ever read Lost Lion? it was fucking garbage so I didn't bother reading past chapter 5 but it was somewhat fun to just keep skipping past the chapters and read the constant posts complaining about the shit story or character personalities while the author kept borderline quoting dutch van der linde against them about his plans

>>41019 >That's interesting, but it's Xianxia. > Yeah, sorry. I do think RWBY had something like that with Adam's Semblance when he blocked with his sheath to build up a charge meter or something for his sword strike. But hey, if you don't like that then you could just make the sheath power-up your Semblance at least. >But it's RWBY I know. I'm sorry again.

>>41022 Oh. Feel free to insult me then.

>>41024 Hey, you participate so it's cool.

>>41024 >Adam's Semblance My favorite part of this was when the authors forgot how it works so it changed like three times before he (and the rest of the White Fang plotline) died.

>>40965 >RWBY (if you run/ape Adam's kit) >Metal Gear Rising >Monster Hunter, both with some variants of Longsword combat and certain armor/combat style setups with Greatsword (technically any weapon with Brave style, but it's less the sheath and more the sheathing action) >Soul Eater sort of has it with that one math sword style, but that's more about littering the field with drawn blades in a specific way to ensure you pretty much always have one to draw in reach >DanMachi's 'normal' magic swords if you bring in a sheath that repairs swords stored in it like Avalon from Fate/ or the Shifting Scabbard you can pick up in Slayers >a jumpchain specific kludge of the Devil's Right Hand pistol from Generic Western, an import as a gunblade in Final Fantasy VIII//XIII/Kid Icarus, and a form factor that can be sheathed so you can get the gun's time dilating effect again in the same fight

>>41025 We're all retarded here

>>40998 Monster Hunter.

I'm trying to decide between these four perks/items for remote controlling my drones. My drones are mostly going to be off the shelf things from a modern earth, powered by the Reactor from Rise of Legends >Eclipse Phase Gatecrashing wip - Satnet-In-A-Can – 200cp This is a low, tread-equipped bot that carries a rocket two meters long and 40 centimeters in diameter on its back, similar to a vastly downsized SCUD missile launcher. Launching the rocket is as simple as sending a mesh command – the drone raises the rocket into launch position and fires it upwards if the area around and above it is clear. On achieving low orbit, the rocket deploys thirty- two micro-satellites equipped with radio comms gear and standard spime sensors that manoeuvre themselves into a gobal satnet. The Satnet-In-A-Can is an effective way to give any world a Planetary Navigation System and global radio/wifi communications within a couple of days (barring any unusual circumstances like a heavily ionised atmosphere, dense ring of debris, strange planet geometry, or an automated meteor defence system). The drone launcher can fabricate new rockets as required, if provided with the raw materials. >Resident Evil - Private Network (100CP) (Free: Mastermind): To enact your grand plans, you need secrecy. Paradoxically, you also need connections to reach out to those you need. Why not have the best of both worlds? This personal data network spans across the globe, giving you a powerful internet connection so you can do your business as needed. For the sake of secrecy and security, it not only comes with a very strong firewall and network security to prevent intrusion, but it also comes with its own private VPN system to prevent traces from finding you. To those outside your guidance, you shall be as a specter. >The Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Broadcast Booster- You’ve discovered a way to make your signals much more effective and efficient, letting you transmit or receive signals and other methods of transmission, such as radio waves, on a global scale. Call your power armor to your exact location, get five bars wherever you go, or make the ultimate remote control. (200 CP, discount Scientist) >Starcraft The Protoss - Data Khala [100] While psionics are powerful, sometimes a technological solution is needed. This is the Templars solution to a technological Khala. A powerful digital Khala that links together all the different Purifier units. You have your own version of this. With this, all of your computers and AI can communicate with each other over cosmic distances with zero lag time. Instantaneous information sharing. As the centre of this digital Khala you can link into, and communicate with, it too.

>>40942 As far I am aware of there is no version of extremis that grants unlimited stamina and removes the need for food and oxygen. I was even surprised that you mentioned it and after looking for it, I see the marvel wiki's Extremis article attributing this to it, but the source they linked says nothing about it, I have also read the issues before and after they cite just to be sure, up to the death of the character who injected extremis in those issues. One of the the reasons I am looking for one in the first place is because in Agents of Shield Hydra utilizes a super soldier Project called Centipide which includes a bunch of enhancement methods including Extremis and the super soldier serum, and recepients have their bodily needs heavily increased actually neeeding a lot more food and rest, especially when the use their superhuman abilities. >>40945 Yeah the Zetsu cells were pretty bullshit(especially since they also come with Hashirama cells), I think he would need sleep though. >>40953 Problem is that Marvel for some reason likes to make it the opposite with super soldiers needing a lot more food. So I am trying to come up with a pseudoscience explanation that would make sense in setting.

>>40998 Pathfinder has some options in terms of class archetypes and a few Magic/Alchemical item sheathes that enhance your weapon And if you go Skybourne the Duelist Sphere has some iado enhancing options as well with advanced talents like Curtain Call and Vacuum Slice for going full Vergil

>>41017 No, people are just retarded.

>>41002 Yo. I think your Grinch movie jump was my favorite of the jumps you made just because of the mental image the combination of the plot of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, the Red and Green perk, and the Engagement Ring item brought up. Just wanted to let you know.

>>41031 I've always liked the Data Khala from Protoss. The whole zero lag over interstellar distances aspect appeals to me.

>>40997 Haven't written in a whiley but I usually skip the beginning and go right to a miment when jumper actually gets involved with the plot.

>>41035 Thank you anon. Kind words like this always make my day.

>>41031 They all have pros and cons that make me really want them Eclipse Phase's Satnet in a Can is a purely technological thing, but also doesn't require any skill. It also means getting to go to Eclipse Phase, so I'll have biological immortality, a built-in brain computer, a loyal AI assistant that can do stuff for me, and a really bitching and comfortable set of clothes. The fact that people can split their minds and accelerate their thoughts is useful too Resident Evil's Private Network is cheap and simple, and should be able to work pretty well with mundane sim cards? I'll have to do some kind of research to figure out how to make those though. Resident Evil's a mostly normal earth too, so it should be rather relaxed Earths Mightiest Heroes is... honestly the one I like the least, but the ability to boost literally any kind of signal to global ranges is really nice. It'd actually let me use pure off the shelf RC Cars and FPV Drones, instead of having to mess with Sim Cards and the like. The idea of being a hero that interacts with people entirely through drones also appeals to me, but there's no way I wouldn't get dragged into bullshit eventually The Data Khala meanwhile has just absurd range and absolutely no lag, something which the others can't boast. Unfortunately it's also from Starcraft, right during the setting's bloodiest conflict. If it weren't for that last bit, it'd be the clear winner

>>40996 here we can see the insidious SBite aversion towards stakes and danger

>>41036 Oh yeah, the near infinite range and no lag thing is absolutely wonderful. The synergy it has with Bound In The Khala is pretty nice too. The only problem is that it's Starcraft. You can't just sit out the war that's about to fuck over everyone

>>41023 I read it for a bit but gave up when the Horde fractured into like 4 different factions but somehow remained a genuine threat by boosting the fuck out of their numbers. Sadly it looks like most of the complaining posts have been deleted.

>>41040 Jumpchain is a power fantasy, stop being dumb.

>>41043 No, it's an adventure for Chads.

>>41044 What are the chaddest jumps then?

>>41045 Sword & Sorcery. Don't Rest Your Head. SCP (original, not the new one that lets you be 682/Scarlet King/etc.).

>>41023 I'll be honest I've just been skimming it since I like having a light-using protag for once. Are things really that bad?

>>40998 >...what is the point of a superhuman to do a iaido when he could just swing the sword normally? Because it just works? In fiction you can find martial arts for punching so hard you make anime blackholes, run in circles to make tornadoes and use a weapon so well you make air slashes to attack at range. Why? Because superhumans aren't bound by realism. If a dude is doing iaido bullshit it is because it works better for them than just swinging normally or they would be swinging normally.

>>41046 To be fair it doesn't actually let you be the Scarlet King, basically at best his version of what the Silver Surfer is to Galactus. IIRC in terms of raw offence and discounting lore-based power combinations, the most powerful thing it lets you be is a Pattern Screamer who also has the Black Moon's plot device "kill thing just because" powers.

>>41043 No, it's a crossover writefagging prompt. The point has always been about bringing stuff from one setting into another, it's never been about being Gigachad McSupergod the Invincible III Esquire, it's honestly just an excuse for you to show up in Naruto with a Gundam and have a fight with Madara's Susanoo.

>>41049 >Pattern Screamer I still dont understand what this is tbh

>>41045 Ryūō no Oshigoto, Dragon Quest 1+2, Dragon Quest 3, Dragon Quest 9, Dragon Quest 11, Dragon Quest Builders, Dragon Quest Builders 2 and many, many more

>>41048 Some people are incapable of comprehending things unless it fits neatly into the boxes they have set up in their head. Jumpchain just attracts more of those people hence why people complain about things or people being retarded so often.

>>41051 They're nothing

>>41051 IIRC, the "non-existent" echoes of people erased from reality.

>>41043 So you don't deny the SBite influence?

Jump #2: Avatar The Last Airbender  Bending - Earthbending  Origin - Perfect Princess Perks Circus Freak (200) Icy Hot Badass Rule Through Fear (100) Ladies' Man (100) Master Manipulator (200) Prodigy (300) Number One (300) Items (+200) Personal Weapon Betrothal Necklace Rich Family (300) Drawbacks  No Bending (+300) >Jumper is a noble of the Earth Kingdom >"Disappears" one day and joins Azula as hired help to catch Aang >Pops the question of whether or not she'd like to become a JoJo vampire >She takes practically zero time to think about it because she's already seen the crazy shit Jumper can do >Azula becomes far more horrible than she already was and the potential unlocking nature of Vampirism let her increase her firebending to a level above even Ozai >Vampire Azula kills Ozai and becomes the final boss of Avatar >She battles Aang and Jumper since things have gotten really out of hand >Azula 's exposure to Jumper's stand energy caused to spontaneously evolve a stand in the middle of the fight >Azula loses but disappears >She's probably gonna take over the world once Jumper leaves and make everyone her slaves Whoops.

>>41057 >Vampire Azula kills Ozai and becomes the final boss of Avatar ... I can't see Azula killing Ozai and then going on to fight the Avatar. Trying to earn his approval is basically her entire motivation

>>40998 >What I do like though, is justified Iaido >likes Vergil My man, he's just a weeb, that's all the justification there is.

>>41058 The thing is the vampirism basically removed all humanity left in her, including the desire to be loved by her father. All that's left is the psychopathic Manipulator but amped up to 10x cuz that's how vampirism works in JoJo.

G'night all. Fingers crossed I can pick up the pace on Lovecraft starting tomorrow. Now that I'm confident in my research, nothing wholesome can come from any further delays.

>>41061 Good night, brother

>>41061 Good night and good luck with the jump.

>>41057 Firebending has conceptual sun energy elements. I don't know if this would be the best idea.

>>41052 >Dragon Quest 1+2, Dragon Quest 3 I miss William_Jumper. I hope he's doing well with his family.

>>41061 Sleep well, and may your travels through the Dreamlands be peaceful.

>>41051 Okay so like, close your eyes for a seconds. That is, more or less, what a Pattern Screamer looks like. The exact lore for where they come from varies, but essentially they're bits and bobs of pure nonexistence that HATE being observed because it makes them semi-exist enough to experience the agony of nonexistence. They have a grab-bag of powers-mainly making other things not exist but also kind of existing as pure information that can transmit from database to database, spoofing a persona as a human and other generically spooky things. All of this pales into comparison to the fact that they can just kind of wipe things out of existence on contact with themselves. Sometimes, this is described as similarly shredding other things down to their state of semi-existence. Combined with the informational physiology, and sometimes they're hinted to have wiped out entire interstellar civilisations.

>>41065 God, I hope so. Didn't his significant other have a miscarriage?

>>41064 Technically speaking the drawbacks of vampirism go away post jump and I just extend that to anyone you turn, so her being a vampire has literally no downside.

>>41052 If Dragon Quest was so based, they wouldn't have had such an easy time making it pozzed.

>>41068 I could have sworn the birth was successful, and that's part of why he's not here, because he had a newborn child.

>>41068 No, I could've sworn he had a daughter. I remember nothing about a miscarriage.

>>41071 Hopefully that's true. Family responsibilities do drain free time like nothing else, but at least it's meaningful and the time flies by.

>>41071 >>41072 Okay so I know there was a jumpmaker whose significant other had a miscarriage around the time that William was around. I guess I was misremembering which jumpmaker it was?

>>41069 >I just extend that to anyone you turn I understand why you might do it for jumper/companions (though personally I would have kept the drawbacks and tied it to the vampire altform), but this is kind of cringe, ngl.

>>41068 nta but last I heard of the guy his daughter was fine. I don't remember anything about a miscarriage but I'm not the most active guy in here.

>>41074 >>41073 >>41072 >>41071 >>41076 Right, it was the author of NWoD Archmage whose wife had a miscarriage

>>40873 Ace and Annie from DCAU need help. One dies because Waller is a bitch to kids and the other because Clayface eats her. Come to think of it, DCAU has a lot of people to save. Ace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOooJW5SSDA Annie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHCIx0OmWoI

>>41061 How many fingers are you crossing?

>>41067 So they are the Yozi's from Exalted Modern? They hate existence and want to destroy it because existence bad?

But how did your jumper avoid jobbing to pataphysics?

>>41061 Night.

>>41082 I'm not Gohan in real life.

>>41082 Do we even have a patapon jump? And I don't think their physics are that different.

>>41084 So you're Gohan in your fantasies?

Is crossposting allowed?

>find quest you like >oh boy I hope it gets updated soon >realize it's a yite quest rip

>>41082 Lots and lots of perks and powers to harden their existence against metanarrative chicanery.

>>41088 Are you doing it to laugh at people there, or to annoy people here?

>>41082 Simply meta harder.

>>41089 At least it's not Vexin.

>>41081 They hate, envy and FEAR existence because it is agony to them. It is agony because it reminds them of how much they lack (or lost, in some canons), it is in agony because being observed fucks up a Pattern Screamer as much as the observer (in the most dominant depiction of one-an actual SCP article-going into a Pattern Screamer causes the observer to vanish from outside observation. Bizarrely they CAN still somehow communicate with the outside world while technically not existing. The outside observers get hallucinations of the words that would have been spoken, phones ring by themselves etc. Whatever is left of the person entering the observer interacts with a literally dream-like amalgamation of environments, constructs and iconography representing a combination of the environment the Screamer is sitting in as well as other people mulched by it's nonexistence. Eventually everything gets darker and more simple until even this hallucination of consciousness stops contacting the outside world. It's strongly implied there has to be a set number of observers for the Screamer or it's radius will destabilise, fucking up everything for everyone. Including the Screamer) and it is in agony because nonexistence fucking sucks for something that wants to exist. They're not nearly as selfishly malicious as the Modern Yozis, they're kind of like a bigger version of 096 in that they just want to either exist or for people to stop looking. In fact, there are 2 articles about Pattern Screamers who discover LARPing as a vtuber/real human being makes the pain go away. There are no grand Pattern Schemer conspiracies to destroy the universe, there are just agonised patches of void blindly lashing out at everything and everyone to make the pain go away.

>>41088 Don't see why not.

>>41085 >Do we even have a patapon jump? They're an origin in Elite Beat Agent.

>>41089 >>41093 It will be fun to discuss these people in our Jumpchain threads when we get a jump for a quest they've made.

>>41095 That joke’s been made before.

>>41088 Some people do it. Don't expect to get applause or anything for it. There is a vocal element here that hates any mention of things from any other community and they won't hesitate to remind you that you don't belong here if you frequent any site other than here or discuss anything that wasn't made here.

>>41094 Could you point me to the vtuber pattern screamer article?

Would the free FemAlucard in Val's Hellsing have an army or a cat hidden inside her gullet?

>>41094 >articles about Pattern Screamers who discover LARPing as a vtuber Fucking hell I hate modern SCP

>>41102 ...Why is that what makes you seethe? SCP has always had goofy shit like that in it.

>>41097 stop trying to police the thread

>>41081 Oh yeah, and there's a relatively peaceful colony of a couple that lives in symbiosis with bamboos and pandas, that's from a continuity where the Screamers were inhabitants of a previous universe where there was a drastic overhaul in the laws of reality that reduced them to pure information. Technically few of the Screamer origin stories outright contradict each other because at the end of the day, it still boils down to "a seething, tortured void full of tulpas that hates itself" >>41082 >Window to the Wall w. I Wanna Be The Strongest Hero, Medaka Box >All the asspull-power perks to pull a 3812 without the schizophrenia >I guess Spiral Energy if we're counting the audio drama lore >Champion of Light, Alan Wake >Unlocking my Ultimate Self in SBURB >Elder God Skyfather of Stories, Marvel Magic >Ishvara/Primordial physiology adapted to local pataphysical phenomena (similar to how the Foundation accidentally started killing off their authors that one time) >Beyond Hope/Beyond Despair, Captain SNES >Magnificent Bastard, No More Heroes (can duck offscreen whenever I need to) >Get CANCELLED w. Inevitable, MCU part 3

>>41100 https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6930 Here you go. >>41102 Sorry.

>>41106 Thanks, friend.

>>41102 Old good. New bad. It really is that simple. And I'm not being ironic.

>>41104 It's futile. This is what anon lives for. Reminding people what are and are not valid discussion topics.

>>41089 Every single quest I've ever read turned to complete shit. The only thing that changes is how fast this happens. Sometimes its in just a few arcs, sometimes its near the endgame. But they all become awful

>>41110 Democratizing a story will ensure it panders to the lowest common denominator? Who could have foreseen this?

>>41110 >But they all become awful Untrue. Many quests die early on.

>>41103 Always? ALWAYS?

>>41114 Argent is a fucking retard and is under a geas that he can only say stupid shit, just ignore anything and everything he posts

We talk about the forms that Jumper's picked up over the course of the chain all the time. But what about your companions? Have they picked up any forms or transformations? Are there any that stand as funny or unusual?

>>41111 It can be done decently if the author is very strict about what choices get voted on. As a base rule there needs to be no write ins allowed.

>>41102 Check out the kiwi farms thread

So…how do I get other guild members to be in Nazarick during the transition to the New World. Being alone with Ainz is kinda awkward as a 42nd Supreme Being.

>>41120 Import a bunch of companions.

>>41120 Why would you want to put up with Nazarick first of all

>>41122 “I can fix her” mentality, but with Nazarick as a whole. They might be evil but they won’t act evil if more supreme being with moral compass shows up

>>41123 They will still act evil in that case, just occasionally and by accident rather than purposefully.

>>41123 anon being evil is literally baked into their existence

Do any of the Touhou jumps allow you to interpret your powers in retarded ways like the power to "float" allowing you to "float" outside of reality and thus become immune to everything while it's maintained?

>>41126 Why don't you float into some bitches?

>>41127 Why don't you float a root beer?

>>41127 I'm already drowning in pussy, nigga.

>>41128 I drink exclusively water now, mostly from the tap. The fluoride has completely sealed of my pineal gland and I can no longer convene with the spirit realm

>>41130 Really sounds like you need to convene with some icecream.

>>41131 >icecream You mean frozen dairy dessert.

>>41132 I don't have a comeback for this one.

>>41125 That's actually only the Demons, if I remember right. So basically Albedo and Demiurge. The others are evil-aligned to varying degrees but their evil tends to be more selfish or self-serving than ontological. For example, Shalltear is evil-aligned. But she's not committing evil acts for their own sake like Demiurge often does. She's just a monster who disregards the lives of anyone who doesn't interest her and she views humans and other mortal races as essentially nothing but toys at best and vermin at worst. Mare and Aura are both Neutral Evil in that they don't really feel one way or another about committing evil acts. They will happily carry out murder, torture, or genocide if Ainz orders it but they aren't going to pursue it on their own. They're basically opportunistically evil in that they will do evil things if it's necessary and not really care either way but they're not going to torture somebody for the fun of it. So in theory, aside from Albedo and Demiurge, it's actually possible to at least get the others to consider not being evil and potentially shift their alignment towards Neutral with enough life experience. It's just the two Demons at the top of the pecking order that are going to be essentially impossible to change, even if they will absolutely stop committing evil acts entirely if you instructed them to just like they would stop drinking water without a second of hesitation if it were the order of the Supreme Beings to do so.

>>41125 Nta, I want to litterally rewrite their settings, with extremely overpowered mind control magic from my maid.

I've been racking my brain around my current chain enough that I dreamed about it just now. I'll take this as a sign from Jump-chan herself that I should not drop it and keep at it.

>>41130 >mostly from the tap >trusting the goobermint with your health and well-being >not having a still in your backyard to distill and filter your water >and definitely not the tap water which has nanomachines that can't be filtered >and DEFINITELY definitely not the ground water which is contaminated by the subterranean reptilians in cahoots with the CIA >even the rain water is safer to distill despite catastrophic atmospheric contamination by the the gubarmant's secret weather control device It's over for you. You're one of them now...

>>41130 Tap water that doesn't taste like shit. What a wonder.

>>41140 >>41130 He thought he was immune to the chemicals that turn you gay just because he wasn't a frog. Tragic... Many such cases.

>>41142 He only started drinking tap water long after he made the HxH jump.

>>41126 The way her bow looks I thought this was the girl from Strange Kinda Woman

What are the best perks for pulling off low key but freaky shit? Something like appearing in someone's flashback or memory when you definitely weren't there, or knowing things about someone or something you definitely shouldn't be able to know. Things that will freak others out but won't throw up immediate signs that 'Jumper isn't human', making people think they just remembered wrong or you're just well informed.

>>41142 I think it is more he had no choice since he's homeless

>>41145 Magic, especially when combined with Wishcraft from any relevant Nasu jump.

>>41145 Hunter and Allegorical from Nobilis let you do both.

I want to import jumpers wacky super-school into a jump, but I want to import it into every school in the world. Any way to do this?

>>41150 ...say that is how it is going to be because it is your chain and you can make up whatever rules you want

I think this is the basic shape of the Familiar I'll be nabbing, trying to reference all the components well enough. ----- >Notes: “My Familiar is distorted dragon, with shapes vaguely evocative of a woman's form. Such shapes are predominantly hidden beneath a tangled mess of cables that seem to flow and writhe over its body, concealing most of it from view. Its wings likewise are nothing but cables bundled together and mimicking the shapes. The only part of its body in clear view at all times is its head, which is reminiscent of a dragon's except in place of flesh or scale, there's a smooth electronic display covering it in its entirety. This ‘screen’ head may still open to reveal jagged teeth. >While the hide of my Familiar is shiny gold, the cables concealing its form are black like any regular cable. Numerous golden flowers grow from the cables as well. Due to the relatively small scale of most of the bosses used for materials and my own ‘lacking’ abilities, my familiar is roughly the size of a tiger - as compared to the Smiley Dragon which contributed the greatest amount of materials - which was many, many times larger. My Familiar is capable of speech, and will either mimic a recently heard voice, or use a synthetic woman's voice not unlike an answering machine.” >Name: Cassiopeia (Familiar Skills) >Familiar Skill (1): Integrate - “The Familiar disperses and spreads itself out to integrate with the environment, transforming anything affected into extensions of its body.” >Familiar Skill (2): Urban Mimic - “The Familiar is able to transform its body partially or fully to take shapes familiar to urban environments.” >Familiar Skill (3): Telepathy - “The Familiar is able to read surface thoughts of targets, and broadcast its thoughts to targets around it.” >Familiar Skill (4): Libra - “The Familiar is able to steal the luck of targets, obtaining fortune while sowing misfortune.” ----- Not entirely sure why I prioritized this though seeing as I don't think I'll be able to complete the Familiar till a bit later. Need to negotiate with someone who can make or obtain a specialty product that'll let me put the finishing touches on it. The way the Jump 0 plot looks, I feel like I'm in the last few months of my contract, I've dumped my money budgeted for starting a career in dungeon diving, I've got new skills and magic, I purchased various monster materials, and now I'm trying to get the specialty product while waiting for my contract to expire. Not sure if I put this in that context document, but I'm working in a facility in a town that popped up next to a portal leading to the Soul Eater world. As such the area's pretty modernized and developed, and there's a lot of other portals in the region. Maybe I start thinking about how to actually get plot moving either with with Soul Eater cast members, or a visit to a Dungeon or Scenario portal. There was that casino concept I talked about with some people here (just Lich Anon?), but I'm not really the gambling type, personally, so an external source would need to push me that way. Something I've been toying with the idea of is Arachnophobia making a move. When I had this world and Soul Eater linked, it would have been years before the 'plot' in that world. I think with Arachne having a way to opt out of a world under Death's surveillance, she might try to establish Arachnophobia here. She wants to ascend though, she wants to drop the world into Madness, but this world doesn't really have Madness and isn't as easy to corrupt, so she needs to do something about that, right? So here's what I'm thinking. Classes can evolve, and Awakened can evolve their classes into something aligned with a specific world by taking in enough of the aether from that world, one way or another. Scholars are normally restricted from doing that with Soul Eater (dubbed the Mad World in-setting) because they commonly turn into Witches which Death has standing kill orders on because they get skills, abilities, and inclinations that make them basically just like the Witches of that world. So, what I think, is that Arachnophobia attacks the facility I work out of, which is mostly staffed by Scholars who got the Cauldron skill by chance, and Arachne's gonna have everyone force everyone to evolve into Witches before shuttling them around the world. Self-preservation instincts will see those people trying to hide, while the Sway of Magic is gonna incline them to destruction, and because they're now attuned to the world of Soul Eater and they're in a situation of duress, they're going to become vectors for the spread of Madness, and I'm unfortunately gonna end up one of them? Maybe a plot like that to kick things off.

I am tempted to drop the difficulty for the Frostpunk scenarios this weekend, minimize how much I fast forward, and just make them chill streams. As for next week, I'm thinking Age of Wonders 4 based on the poll and feedback from the thread. Maybe stream my "research" for Cosplay Fetish Academy, since it's the next jump on my docket. I'm also thinking of recorded series for the channel featuring games that are a little too focus intensive for streaming. The list I have so far is Skyrim, Oblivion, VTMB, and Cyberpunk 2077.

>>41157 Keep in mind CFA is a decently old game and thus has a rather low resolution. Not sure how that would look on a stream with YT compression on top of it.

>>41158 It would not look great, though I'd be streaming it on Kick to avoid a potential channel nuking from Youtube.

>>41114 Yes. We have literally had shit like "mound of literal tits and gushing milk like it's someone's fetish", shit like 999 and the Eye Pods, random goofy shit like the 914 test logs, all of 682's experiment logs and more on the site for over an actual decade. >>41116 Retard.

SCP entry than is a trans satellite larping as a homestuck OC btw.

>>41163 That's nothing, there's a couple SCPs that are just "trans person cries a lot, becomes a god, cries some more"

>>41163 Don't forget the one about Trump and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Alright boys, I need to run this past somebody because I have an idea that I simultaneously think is really cool and also that this is probably going to explode violently in my face. Do I ambush Anakin Skywalker after he murders the Separatist Council and turn him into a T-3000 from Teminator? And if I do so, does he retain his connection to the Force? And if so, what are the chances he: A) Goes fucking crazy like John Connor did in Genisys B) Is at least somewhat loyal to my machine intelligence C) Doesn't immediately go rogue and run off to do whatever he wants?

>>41166 Im also in clone wars timeline jump. Neat. I say no, as far as Im aware droids cant use the force.

>>41163 There are several that are worse, regardless of what series you pick out. Personally, I just ignore them because I have no time or inclination to be mad at every bit of forced trans representation in media - life is too short for that. That, and the people who raided the site to try and get rid of the satellite only made the situation worse.

>>41166 >>41167 Canonically, even the cyborg shit he has severely fucked over his connection to the Force.

>>41165 If you didn't specify it was the one about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I'd have pointed out there are multiple ones about Trump. Apparently the existence of the wealthy, loud-spoken, orange man attaining the American presidency at a time when the Democrats spend more effort going overbudget on celebrity endorsements while the entire Republican party has realised it's lacking in charisma that it's decided to go all-in behind said orange man, AND several billionaires decide to support said orange man in the justified hope for under the table kickbacks- -is such a disturbing and unrealistic outcome to the average SCP writer (who is apparently unaware lobbying is a thing) that it has to be explained by demons, convoluted Foundation plans, or both.

>>41166 Canonically cyborg limbs make Anakin weaker as Vader than he ever was while intact. He still beats the collective ass of the surviving Jedi order and scares the shit out of the cringing husk that is Maul though so it's a moot point. >what are the chances Also canonically given how Skynet seems to have completely subjugated John Connor to it's will, I'd bet on B. Your Ani-husk is probably even weaker than the canon Vader due to the more thorough cyborg procedure but on the plus side, he has robot parts now, so you can just focus his remaining Force powers on deflecting other force abilities.

>>41166 I mean, I feel like Separatist Council Vader, at that point was pretty crazy, or at least unhinged. Those fucking awful puns in the novelisation...

>>41170 > it's lacking in charisma Incorrect.

>>41169 >>41171 Canonically or (((canonically)))?

>>41170 >-is such a disturbing and unrealistic outcome to the average SCP writer More like "the average Twitter user larping as an SCP writer" at this point. There are so many entries that it's impossible to get an all encompassing average of every writer. Some are great, some are dogshit, some are mediocre, and some oscillate between all three at random like kaktus. The political skips have always been low quality though. I think that's been the case since the Ronald Reagan Cut-Up days.

>>41175 In a way, it's like if Jumpchain somehow attained semi-mainstream appeal.

>>41176 Pretty much. Which actually, might explain so much of the vitriol anons like throwing around against it - it's basically what would happen if Jumpchain became something looked at fondly instead of just this weird den of social rejects, outcasts, and other weirdos strewn across half a dozen different sites and platforms.

>>41174 Midichlorians are canon, deal with it.

>>41176 >>41177 The YouTube branch of the hobby is hard at work on this.

>>41178 From what I understand, the process of becoming an SCP writer is only slightly more involved than becoming a reddit jumpmaker. However, I do think it would be pretty fair to judge them by their big names, such as Bright, Gears, kaktus, etc. many of which are pretty cringe.

>>41178 >So at the very least it is a subset of the SCP writer population. You are correct. But the very nature of SCP sort of immunizes it from the worst of this social media rot simply because there's no way to take full control over everything or 'subvert' all of it at once simply due to the sheer scale. There are too many articles, too many writers, too many fully independent branch websites, too many games, etc. It's why all this saying "SCP is WOKE" and other stupidity peddled by people mindrotted by content farmers is so dumb; it proves most of the people talking about it here have no real idea what they're saying and are just farming (You)'s like a starving schizophrenic homeless man on the side of the road. This isn't a modern Doctor Who situation, where I have no fucking idea what it's turned into and I don't want to know. >>41181 >YouTube branch Vomit. >>41182 It takes significantly more effort to make an entry that gets accepted over at SCP than it does to make a jump over at reddit. Or anywhere really - we essentially have next to no quality control. Whereas SCP can and will nuke your article if they declare unanimously that it's garbage.

>>41183 You say this like there wasn't a mass rewrite of “problematic” articles a few years back.

>>41184 I wouldn't know what you're referring to.

>>41181 I'm fairly sure that's just one dude from reddit who keeps pushing that.

>>41183 >It's why all this saying "SCP is WOKE" I'm going to have to disagree with you here considering they routinely change their site emblem to the trans/BLM/2SLGBTQIA+ flag, and the problem was significant enough for a number of prolific writers to evacuate to alternatives like RCP.

>>41187 Changing to a prideflag (which wasn't even consistent for most articles and I'm pretty certain individual authors can choose to turn it off) =/= being "woke". It's basically a publicity stunt, especially due to the fact I'm seeing tons of places do the same for Pride Month or whatever and then just otherwise acting normal. >RCP You mean the site that almost instantly had the guy in charge steal and hold the domain name over the userbase, had multiple accounts of blatant plagiarism from SCP going on, and had articles that were lower quality than the worst of Series 1? The site that is, last I checked, completely dead just like the dozens of SCP alternatives that cropped up over the past decade or so that all tried the same thing it did?

>>41185 The only one I recall specifically was they rewrote the succubus nun one, but there were others too I had just checked out of it all before that so didn't go look anything up.

>>41166 >>41188 >Changing to a prideflag (which wasn't even consistent for most articles and I'm pretty certain individual authors can choose to turn it off) =/= being "woke". Nta but it is when you browbeat, insult, and attack anyone who doesnt like it. Which they have done.

>>41170 >There are multiple Trump skips. I'm really happy that I stopped keeping up with the site a long time ago, and I bet most of them aren't SCP-J. And it's amazing how hard one silly orange boy has caused a good quarter of the population to get fucking nuts. Is there a jump where I can acquire the ability to just do things and make those who oppose me do the tactical/strategic equivalent of shoving their head in a blender?

>>41188 The point is that it's not just a few random retards; it's at least a mod-/admin-level infestation.

>>41190 Woops somehow caught a different post on that one

>>41167 >>41169 >>41180 You know, I was kind of thinking the same thing but I figured I'd ask. Which leads me into the alternative that I was considering: is it possible to develop something like a retrovirus or nanite plague that specifically targets and eliminates midichlorians within the host target? Would this effectively cut off their connection to the Force?

>>41186 Eh, there was some guy who reviewed the MLG jump before him. And you know, 9Anon.

>>41189 That was IIRC specific to the author of that one. He was editing and rewriting all of his articles. The only other examples of entries being rewritten that I know of are when authors delete their articles and leave vacancies. >>41190 Like I said, I wouldn't be aware. And if they did all that, it can and would get a lot of coverage. Just on a quick Google search, I'm not getting anything like that beyond the usual Metokur video. >>41192 The mods/admins, outside of things like the optional prideflags, don't really do the shit you'd expect of a "woke" infestation. Literally - they've point blank stated they don't control everything, have said they'd delete articles regardless of what they are if they adhere to the voting criteria, etc. Gears and the like act cringeworthy, but never to the point I've observed where they're actively detrimental to the userbase. They're so hands off unless specifically asked or required to intervene that you can basically do whatever. They don't bother accosting articles like the rape centipedes, or time pervert, or whatever else that people decide to just put on the site because they couldn't care less if it's not a site rules violation.

>>41194 Iirc that existed once, a nanite plague that infected droids and biologicals. Made them assimilate and eat the fleshies and was a nanite hivemind. The only reason it didnt take out the entire starwars galaxy and was instead beat and imprisoned in a time prison was the sith, for all their greed the sith protect what is theirs and they immediately said fuck that shit while the jedi sat and meditated and did nothing.

>>41196 >And if they did all that, it can and would get a lot of coverage. That shit happens so often and is portrayed as being good so often it doesnt even get a mention. Its like reddit mods who ban people for wrong think or associating with people who did a wrongthink, it doesnt get mentioned because its so fucking common.

>>41191 I dipped out years ago back when the succubus needed to eat semen and clothes made her skin bruise badly. Back when the plague doctors disease was some nebulous sickness that may not even exist. Kinda glad I didnt stick around for the bullshit.

>>41198 Whilst true, it would get covered elsewhere and by a ton of people beyond the reddit/Twitter crowd who think it's impossible to do wrong so long as there is "representation". The main SCP wiki is too public and it's community too outspoken that they wouldn't sit around if the site and mods turned that abusive. The people I always see bringing up how the site "browbeat" anyone who spoke up against the prideflag are always the exact same people who got basically radicalized or only found out via Meotkur and then raided the site with hundreds of burner accounts before promptly getting mass banned. I'm no fan of forced woke crap or "inclusion" but engineered controversy is just as bad. Reminds me of the Trench Crusade bullshit with Arch.

>>41163 >entire debacle could have been solved by slapping it with a "-J" designation & telling the author to stuff it instead of coddling them but nooooooo I'm just glad stupid dog let's us tweak the continuity in the jump as a free drawback. What do you mean were at 6k+ entries already. >the succubus needed to eat semen and clothes made her skin bruise badly >>41199 Didn't they rewrite her entry along with a doorknob SCP?

>>41201 The author did in fact entirely rewrite her.

Is the anon who made smt: nocturne here? I want to ask if i can get the Doi demons, or if I'm limited to only the ones that appeared in Nocturne.

>>41203 >anon It was the nameCHAD named SMTAnon.

>>41201 >>41202 And let's be real here: a -J designation would not have helped for any of these. > & telling the author to stuff it instead of coddling them The staff quite literally do not give a shit what you write so long as it isn't a coldpost, blatantly plagiarized, a violation of site/Wikidot conduct, or otherwise illegal. It's entirely up to the author if they want to make it a -J entry and up to the community to determine whether they like it enough to keep it or not.

>>41205 They definitely gave enough of a shit to outright remove the scoring system for it on its page instead of leaving it out for the community to decide. I don't remember any SCP entry getting that treatment up to that point. Rewrites & removals definitely. But not hiding the scoring.

>>41173 I hate all politicians equally, I really see no difference between the idiocy of Vance or the orange man and the idiocy of Mamala or the Clintons. They're all retarded boomers. >>41183 I actually agree to an extent, but I put it to you that the SCP site is also the kind of environment where those articles that DO contain such content are universally upvoted. You're right in the sense no one person has fully dictated the site in accordance to their views, but I feel you're wrong in the sense that the site has in fact embraced the perception of itself as an LGBT safe space to the extent of making the logo rainbow-colored for a while, AND formed fairly common opinions defined by a core in-group of writers such as "fuck vsbattles", that of which at least I salute even if it's comical how they literally rewrote Dust and Blood to have the Scarlet King get bloodied by the goddess he was raping in an absurdly belated attempt to give Sanna some dignity FOLLOWING some writer reinventing her as a primordial void goddess. Another example being that despite vocal pushback, the lesbian clown posse taking over Herman-Fuller's circus has largely stuck around. Iris Darke is kind of an edge case in that Mr. Dark is still the major power behind MC&D, but also Iris is allowed to be constantly hypercompetent while Marshall and Carter are mostly depicted as IP-friendly Redmond and Blutarch. I agree it's not universal. But there ARE broad trends. >This isn't a modern Doctor Who situation, where I have no fucking idea what it's turned into and I don't want to know. I do, but I...think I've spelt it out pretty clearly in my writeups. Honestly I'm more offended that RTD has devolved into such a lazy writer under Disney that every other episode devolving into a musical-tier nonsense GUYS HOPES AND DREAMS WILL SAVE THE WORLD exercise wishful thinking is more offensive to me than his politics. And fetish for Ncuti. >>41187 >RCP It's still going? Bored the hell out of me when I gave it a shot years ago. >>41191 R-Type is great for this actually, Metal Storm lets you stunlock people with the same tired old strategies. Gene's jumps in general tend to be great for this but especially American Exceptionalism, Kingmaker and Arms Race in Singularity.

>>41207 >Bored the hell out of me when I gave it a shot years ago. You need to be more based.

>>41207 >idiocy of Vance or the orange man No such thing. >they're all... boomers Vance is literally not a boomer.

>>41206 That's a consequence of locking the pages from what I understand - it's not that the scoring is hidden, it's that the page is entirely locked an can no longer be edited, changed, or voted on. From what I recall, they were content to leave it alone and let it get voted down until it was deleted normally but eventually noticed hundreds of newly made accounts being created, downvoting the page, and then not being used for anything else which pushed them to lock it and not let anybody else touch it. The Homestuck satellite would be gone by now if the guys who raided it had just been content to wait a few weeks instead of trying to rush the site and make it blatantly obvious what was going on.

>>41184 >>41189 I'm not up to date on all the ones they rewrote, but as I said Dust and Blood is the one that stands out the most. Take a look at the 2014 version, then take a look at the current version. Notice that Sanna is just a wise and pretty face is one, and an eldritch entity beyond mortal comprehension in another. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dust-and-blood

>>41208 I'm not based enough to enjoy boring writing, and I'll never be.

>>41207 >R-Type >Metal Storm >Singularity Tenks mate. Time to wreck shit by just being a dude.

>>41204 That guy is lovely. I wish he were still around.

>>41213 >just being a dude Check out Bayformers too for that specifically, the military scaling of dudes who just survive against superior foes is ridiculous because it's based on the Bayformers depiction of the US military. In Bayformers, the US goes from nearly having their mainframe hacked by Knockoff Soundwave to hunting ALL Transformers to the brink of extinction by The Last Knight. It turns out Optimus really didn't matter that much, the US military-industrial complex was just THAT powerful in the Bayformers timeline once it was given a focused target. Hell, they probably made all those weapons Optimus uses in the sequel films that let him HEEM Megatron even though Megatron was solidly beating the shit out of him in the first movie.

>>41207 I agree in the broad sense that there's a fairly large LGBT/queer crowd on the site, but I've also seen plenty of people just flat-out say "fuck politics" and who also spoke up about how they dislike the prideflags and such, which is why even if the main page might have it on for the length of June, it's optional if authors want to keep that for individual articles/tales/what have you. And obviously, you still have the whole "especially centipedes in the mantle are turning people into lube as we speak" article existing and countless fucked up sex articles and more just being a thing on the site - which none of the stereotypical woke safespaces would ever allow. Fuck, the goddamn VOREHOLE was allowed with no issues and was super popular until the author crashed out and deleted it so they clearly don't care what gets on so long as it isn't the literary equivalent of modern capeshit. > Iris Darke is kind of an edge case in that Mr. Dark is still the major power behind MC&D, but also Iris is allowed to be constantly hypercompetent while Marshall and Carter are mostly depicted as IP-friendly Redmond and Blutarch. Iris had her nomination magic hijacked by her uncle (a Factory Foreman) and nearly got turned into a breeding sow for the Factory, so she's not nearly the kind of flawless feminine archetype that you might think. And one of MC&D (think it was Carter) literally hooks people up to his wheel-chair so he can actively drain their lifeforms and keep himself alive. So hardly IP-friendly unless you have a very different definition of what is safe for all audiences than I do.

>>41214 There are days where one has to wonder if you're just doing it on purpose https://8chan.se/jumpchain/res/38884.html#40195 Though, not today.

>>41216 *rape centipedes.

>>41216 Fair enough, because I do broadly agree with all that; I vividly remember the poll about GOIs in which people went out of their way to shit on what the lesbian clown posse turned Herman-Fuller into. I just can't help but notice that as a result, that large crowd does tend to attract activist-type writers and the kind of writer who uses an SCP as a thinly veiled/not veiled at all autobiography about his current crisis in life to get easy sympathy upvotes because I periodically read shit like that on the top most voted new SCPs. I do acknowledge there is a politics-agnostic portion of the population, I just don't feel it's the most influential part of the site. It sounds like we broadly agree about what kind of people post there, but disagree on who has more influence overall. >Iris had her nomination magic hijacked by her uncle (a Factory Foreman) and nearly got turned into a breeding sow for the Factory, so she's not nearly the kind of flawless feminine archetype that you might think I read that one and that's the ONLY time I remember Iris being in serious trouble since her induction into MC&D. Also it involves the fucking UPSIDE-DOWN FACE MAN being given a dindu treatment as part of the Happy Lesbian Clowns of FREEDOM canon and as a fucking fairy to boot so it sticks to my craw for other reasons. I distinctly remember Iris fighting off a literal hell invasion due to creating a soul contract-sorting AI. Yes, I know SCP Hell is basically the butt of a neverending joke but it doesn't help her case when literally every MC&D GOI article Iris in has her as an infallible girlboss, while Carter and Marshall are still consistently fuckups. >IP-friendly Er, I meant that they're named differently to come off less as ripoffs of the TF2 company bosses.

>>41217 I'm tired of you people making fun of my limited mental capacities.

>>41220 I'm not making fun of anything, just wondering.

>>41220 Listen, if nothing else I promise you that you know more about competitive children's card games than me.

>>41219 >Fair enough, because I do broadly agree with all that; I vividly remember the poll about GOIs in which people went out of their way to shit on what the lesbian clown posse turned Herman-Fuller into. I just can't help but notice that as a result, that large crowd does tend to attract activist-type writers and the kind of writer who uses an SCP as a thinly veiled/not veiled at all autobiography about his current crisis in life to get easy sympathy upvotes because I periodically read shit like that on the top most voted new SCPs. I agree that stuff is annoying but it seems (in my opinion) somewhat less common than the point there those were THE most popular stories being made. That and "the Foundation is actually completely evil!" boom we had following 5000 and 6000. >I do acknowledge there is a politics-agnostic portion of the population, I just don't feel it's the most influential part of the site. It sounds like we broadly agree about what kind of people post there, but disagree on who has more influence overall. Full agreement here. >I read that one and that's the ONLY time I remember Iris being in serious trouble since her induction into MC&D. There is at least one Cool War 2 article of her embarrassing the shit out of herself, but fair enough. I think she has shown enough limits or signs that she's not infallible here and there to justify not broadly calling her a hypercompetent girlboss, but that's just me. >Er, I meant that they're named differently to come off less as ripoffs of the TF2 company bosses. Ah.

>>41220 You are kewl.

>>41220 Don't worry Ric, you are among fellow retards here. I am not excluded from this statement.

Anyone got Dondonpachi jump or however it was spelled? Can't find it on the drive.

>>41220 I have never made fun of you. But if it makes you feel any better, I could poke fun at your frequent homolust for every male jumpmaker.

>Decide to go to a Marvel jump. >It has a option to choose the universe I go to >Open enough to go to custom "What IF" style universes >Decide to go to NOT-DC, aka a Squadron Supreme Universe >Just fanwank it as being basically the Justice League Unlimited Universe just filled with Marvels expies of DC characters and the odd few Marvel characters I like. Did I figure out a way to make going to a Marvel jump bearable?

>>41224 >I agree that stuff is annoying but it seems (in my opinion) somewhat less common than the point there those were THE most popular stories being made. That and "the Foundation is actually completely evil!" boom we had following 5000 and 6000. Also fair enough, the tone of the monthly crop of articles CAN vary greatly depending on who's writing/what's hip at the moment/what internet drama's influenced the community of late so it's possible we got different impressions of the site's output at different times. >the Foundation is actually completely evil! I'm in complete agreement with that one anon shitting on Ouroboros for having protagonists so plot armored they make lolFoundation Kondraki look like an underdog by comparison, but also fuck most of ADMONITION for being way more longwinded than it had to be. Also d'you know if djacktus just given up on finishing Project Paragon? His bluesky seems to have been dead for the past few months, and he posted some unrelated stuff before showing any progress on the Archdemon Apollyon. Did the last election finally break him? >Cool War 2 Yeah, really not counting that. Honestly I'm more influenced by how the MC&D GOI articles, which are by definition THE most iconic depiction of the GOI, portray her than any specific tale. Especially in contrast to Marshall and Carter. I'd feel sorry for them if there was anything to pity.

>>41227 Imaged folder

>>41229 Yes and no, because the Squadron Supreme are pretty consistently written to be lame but that doesn't really matter if you're going to fanwank them anyway. You could have just stopped at your second point.

>>41229 >Marvel expies of DC characters I'm sorry to say I vaguely remember the Illuminati killing off a team of DC expies, it's been a while but I think it was during the Incursions. What IS known is that Marvel has a direct expy of Wonder Woman called Power Princess. In a nutshell, she is what Wonder Woman would be if DC wasn't editorially obliged to present her as infallibly heroic most of the time. But because this is Marvel, her barbaric way of life generally works out for her. It gets worse. That aside, JLA/Avengers shows that the default Marvel reaction to the Justice League is deep-seated petty spite and jealousy, like borderline low-level Lex Luthor attitudes. It gets worse The Age of the Sentry shows that a FRAGMENT of Superman's essence existing in Marvel is sufficient to trigger Marvel's cosmos into spawning a malefic void entity to try to "balance" it out. This absurd fixation on duality does not happen to any so-called Marvel superhero, and as such suggests that Marvel as a setting is ontologically allergic to Superman considering it felt the need to make an even worse version of the Sentry, already a fucked-up Superman expy, in response to a fragment of the true Superman's essence leaking across multiverses. Re-creating the Justice League in Marvel is literally taunting the setting with people too good to properly exist in it, unless you like-also fanwank there is a random cosmic being who exists purely to make the rest of the Marvel cosmology fuck off. Maybe it's a Dominion who's really curious about the whole Motherbox thing, I dunno.

>>41231 So it is. Thank you.

>>41230 >Also fair enough, the tone of the monthly crop of articles CAN vary greatly depending on who's writing/what's hip at the moment/what internet drama's influenced the community of late so it's possible we got different impressions of the site's output at different times. That's almost certainly it. I was observing more stuff being made following the massive influx of articles in the wake of 5000 so they were all written using similar base ideas. Most of the politics stuff just flew right by me. >but also fuck most of ADMONITION for being way more longwinded than it had to be. I'm fine with ADMONITION's length, that is hardly a dealbreaker for me. What I'm not fine with is how it either makes it's versions of the Foundation comically evil or baffingly retarded. Sometimes both. It's an odd trend I've been noticing where people really keep playing up the moral bankruptcy of the Foundation, especially after 6500 where an entire possible outcome of it is the Foundation doubling down on being basically a diet Technocracy determined to keep their bootheel on all magic. >Also d'you know if djacktus just given up on finishing Project Paragon? His bluesky seems to have been dead for the past few months, and he posted some unrelated stuff before showing any progress on the Archdemon Apollyon. Did the last election finally break him? The most recent thing I can find from him is his 8000 contest entry from last year. Nobody has mentioned him abandoning Paragon so I'm assuming he's still working on it. At least on-and-off. >Yeah, really not counting that. Fair. >Honestly I'm more influenced by how the MC&D GOI articles, which are by definition THE most iconic depiction of the GOI, portray her than any specific tale. Especially in contrast to Marshall and Carter. I'd feel sorry for them if there was anything to pity. Honestly, I can't say I dislike Iris being the Giovanni to their Team Rocket. It's kind of funny when you get down to it. And at the end of the day, everyone in that company is just Percival Darke killing time inbetween being an eternal crime against the cosmos.

>>41233 >Power Princess yeah, she's literally a core member of the Squadron Supreme.

>>41235 >where people really keep playing up the moral bankruptcy of the Foundation The Fire Suppression Department generally does it well, I must say.

>>41229 >Le marvel jump XD You fuckers always say how terrible the marvel setting is, but you constantly find excuses to go there.

>>41237 FSD stories depress me. Which is the point, so I can commend them for that.

>>41166 Cybernetics were bad for force connection for some reason in old EU, in spite of metal and non-organic beings not being particularly antithetical to The Force. In NuCanon, it is plainly not a thing as far as I remember.

>>41239 Yeah, totally fair. I'm more genuinely impressed by how bleak and human spirit-crushing they are than anything, I really needed that dose of misery after reading one too many "the Foundation is actually SUPER respectful of SCPs, and every other security officer/doctor of note coincidentally happens to be LGBT folk who get everything they want by the end of the story" articles before that. I'd probably have found FSD more grating if it came right after ADMONITION's heyday, I'll admit.

>>41222 Why wonder when you can be sure? >>41223 Thanks anon. I'm not sure why tho, the game is really easy if you want it to be Like, Cyber Dragon always has been 'I summon beeg monster and hit you in the head with it' While Mikanko is just braindead 2004 beatdown yugioh. But better because cute girls and your opponent can't interact for shit. >>41225 Thanks WoL, you're cool as a cucumber too. >>41226 Thanks 9anon You guys are the best. I really appreciate your presence and continued existence. Please don't die before me.

>>41242 >the game is really easy if you want it to be It has something to do with the game not being played anywhere in the country I live.

>>41243 If you want to learn, play Master Duel.

>>41243 Master Duel exists, if you don't want it, then just try edopro or dueling book (this one is a bit harder on newbies). Believe if I were rich I'd fly to your country and duel you for funsies. Fren.

>>41203 SMTAnon is still there, just wait for him Though to be honest, I don't why you shouldn't be able. >Nuwa She has an interesting Innate.

>>41174 in old legends EU, mostly to cope about that one fight scene in the first movie also the shit about palpatine nerfing vaderino to cope about the difference in choreography between the prequels and the OT disney seemed to have done away with both of that as vader is technically stronger than ever, palpatine is ready to give him whatever upgrades he needs whenever he wants, and dude just likes to fight like he does in the OT whenever he's being vader

>>41247 >disney seemed to have done away with both of that as vader is technically stronger than ever, palpatine is ready to give him whatever upgrades he needs whenever he wants, and dude just likes to fight like he does in the OT whenever he's being vader If anything he seems to be just as strong, considering Obi-Wan beat him at the end of RotS (with the help of the High Ground) but in the Obi-Wan series Vader utterly dumpsters Obi-Wan when they first fight and it's only later in the series that Vader comments Obi-Wan has shaken off the rust to fight like they used to.

>Revelation Space >Pattern Assimilation – 600cp, Unknown >You are able to assimilate the consciousnesses of beings you can make mind-to-mind contact with. Whether this is through some sort of medium like a trawl or via directly ingesting their neural matter, this consciousness lives on within your mind as a stored, simulated mind, now as a part of your own neural processes. Their memories, personality and functions can be drawn upon at will – for example, you could ‘draw out’ one particular consciousness when you need to speak to a third party in Norte, produce a complex equation, or fight fearlessly and skillfully. >You may choose to suppress these consciousnesses when you are not drawing on them, or you may wish to ‘leave them running’ alongside your consciousness, making them a part of your thought processes – both supplementing your mind with theirs, and sharing personality and neurology between them until eventually there is no discernable boundary between your mind and theirs. Is this "consumptive" or could I use telepathy to copy their mind without damaging/stealing it outright?

>>41157 >I am tempted to drop the difficulty for the Frostpunk scenarios this weekend, minimize how much I fast forward, and just make them chill streams. Definitely recommended. At the higher difficulties Frostpunk is a puzzle game. >>41220 Don’t worry Ric, you’ve got friends here.

>>41249 >(with the help of the High Ground) Obi's vantage point is superior. Anakin should have refrained from attempting to traverse the gap.

>>41220 Don't worry: you are not only loved, but I have even more limited mental capacities.

>Path To Victory - Your power, when queried with a goal or intent, searches possible futures for the one where you succeed and feeds you information on what you need to do to make it happen. This isn't perfect, being more like playing a video game with detailed set of objectives and the perfect strategy guide than Contessa's canon plot device level Path to Victory, but assuming there isn't any interference from factors outside of your powers precognitive sight successfully pulling off the objectives it feeds you will result in success. You can still make a mistake, or fuck it up, but the part of your goals where you need to know what to do to make it happen is handled for you. Just remember that it relies on your ability to pull it off, and while a path will adjust and modify itself based on the circumstances messing up might result in completely ruining your shot at victory. Paths given are effective based on your desires, but your power decides those parameters by analyzing you. Your biases can very well leak into the path, and even ignoring that you can screw yourself over by not asking the right questions. This power is also much more straining then the others on this list if not used in moderation. Post-Spark this evolves into a full fledged perfect Path to Victory, no limitations, no downsides. So what exactly is different from the regular PTV besides the lack of the auto pilot until post spark? From a wiki dive it seems to not be that different. Is the autopilot part of PTV /that/ important that just shutting it off until post spark is a massive nerf?

>>41256 I didn't read a bit of whatever you greentexted but I imagine it's like TAS vs reading a speedrun guide

>>41257 God bless the internet.

>>41256 The time it takes you to even comprehend the list of instructions you get might render the whole plan worthless. Plus parts of it might require extreme precision of bodily movement in ways you aren't capable of actually performing.

>>41256 Its the difference between a game quest guide just listing the progression triggers/goals, and one that gives a frame by frame breakdown of every single possible aspect of the quest.

>>41256 >Is the autopilot part of PTV /that/ important Hell yes. The regular Contessa can do things like flail randomly with a knife and stab an injured Entity in exactly the right place to kill the entire thing. The adult Contessa can do things like walk into a dark room and shoot everyone with her eyes shut, calculate the dosage of the Cauldron vials unerringly, beat up Lung in close quarters by applying the right joint locks/pressure points before his adaptation can really ramp up and walk through a battlefield without getting her shoes scuffed. The autopilot is EVERYTHING, without it unironically the Number Man power is the strongest Thinker power in the jump.

>>41256 Seconding this >>41260

>>41262 mainly just because the number man tends to work like said autopilot

>>41262 >flail randomly with a knife and stab an injured Entity in exactly the right place to kill the entire thing Wasn't it Doctor Mother doing the stabbing?

>>41265 Right yeah, she COULD have done the stabbing but Eden nerfed PtV so she had to get Doctor Mother to do it. (And then Ward retconned that into Apollyon turning off PtV because PtV is an Apollyon Shard, because Apollyon didn't want even crippled Entities getting a look at his stuff)

>>41260 >>41261 >>41262 >>41263 >>41264 >>41265 So until post spark you might as well tack on "Within margin of human error" to everything to get close enough but you'd still probably fuck up.

Good night.

>>41268 Sleep tight don't let the man eater bugs drag you to the shadow realm.

>>41266 >Apollyon Abaddon. Apollyon is a noncanonical entity wildbow made for a one-shot

>>41268 Night, WoL.

>>41267 Or you can just get the Number Man power and do regular Thinker bullshit. Really the Number Man is literally just PtV except his power being limited to numbers and only numbers means that his power is downgraded from "I can do and say anything to advance the plot as long as the author can think of an adult woman of doing it in ideal circumstances" to "I am an action movie protagonist who goes through life with a supercomputer in his brain" Number Man died in Ward somehow protecting his girlfriend from a bomb he calculated was in the car they got into, if Contessa was using her power properly in Ward and in the same situation she would've avoided the car altogether.

>>41270 Oh, right. I always get them mixed up.

>>41273 I always have to check the spelling of Abaddon because I can never remember if its spelled with two Bs or two Ds.

>>41256 >Post spark Calling all name homosexuals - if you have something that says this in your Jump, update the jump to just remove it. This is not the 2010's no more, we have Jumps to be so mega omnipotent you can beat Bob. It's Joever for nerf whoring.

>>41272 The jump really undersells it.

>>41276 Was it made before Ward?

>>41276 It really does. At least it also leaves it intact. >>41277 Yes, but the best showings for it are in Worm anyway. Wildbow apparently felt Number Man was so dangerous that in Ward he had Teacher kill him with a car bomb so he's replaced with his younger clones, who explicitly are weaker at the power from lack of experience.

>>41275 rip transformers

>>41275 >you can beat Bob Don't hurt Bob the Builder man, ti's tough being a blue collar worker in 2025.

>>41245 is this supposed to be bandit keith or onizuka wearing bandit keith's outfit

>>41282 > bandit keith Fun fact his full name is Keith Howard.

Just so we're clear, the current schedule of MCU phase 5 ends with Ironheart which is due to be released at the end of June. That concludes the coverage of the MCU part 3 jump, after which I am officially washing my hands of the setting in terms of future content. What I'm trying to say is that when the Fantastic Four movie comes out with the Silver Surfer being a woman and Sue doing 75% of the plan to get rid of Galactus while the rest of the F4 just kind of faffs around or guilt trips the Surfer and the plan being to lure Galactus into a trap with the F4's baby, it's not my problem. Yes, the leaks are out. Yes, they're bad even disregarding the casting choices..

>>41284 >Ironheart Are you gonna include a porn parody toggle?

>>41282 It's Pirates Keith

>>41285 W-why would you want that, anon?

>>41284 >F4's baby what? are they jailbaiting Galactus with Valeria Richards?

>>41287 Why do I do anything here? For the funny

>>41288 Nah, Franklin. He's the one with the cosmic powers, Val's the one who's born with a brain to rival her dad. If the leak's to be believed-and the one for Thunderbolts was fairly accurate-Galactus wants to use the baby to revive his dead universe. It's not clear if this will kill baby Frankling or not. All these fuckers looking for random ways to revive their dead universes instead of just collecting the motherfucking Infinity Gems long after the writers explicitly said Thanos COULD HAVE just created unlimited resources with them if he wasn't hung up on his messiah complex

>>41284 What was the unnamed jump you were working on to vent your seething a while back?

>>41288 Retard.

>>41253 >>41255 Thanks guys i hold platonic feelings of love for you. Specially AthenaAnon

>>41290 >spoiler I mean, do the CHARACTERS know that the infinity stones can be used to create infinite resources?

>>41256 It's that it doesn't give you all details you ask for nor allow you to autoachieve them theough the autopilot, it just gives you the objectives you must achieve rather than giveing you the whole path. Keepint with the videogame metaphor while this is having a perfect strategy guide with achievements Contessa is like seeing a full walktrough of every route and then calling the one who made the walktheough to play in your place.

>>41291 I'd prefer to leave it unnamed to avoid getting anyone's hopes up, and because it involves going back on a commitment I made ages ago. >>41294 YES ABSOLUTELY HOLY SHIT like Thor literally saw one (1) stone almost return the entire universe to darkness.

>>41294 >Spoiler Doesn't the fact that the MCU stone kinda kill the users when they do snap level shit balance things out?

>>41296 What, no more DC jumps? No more WHF jumps? No supernatural jump?

>>41298 We just have to wait for his autism to get tickled again

>>41294 They're cosmic reality warping stones, i think reaching such conclusion wouldn't be far fetched.

>>41297 Yeah uh, about that. They've. They've increasingly handwaved it as an issue. Infinity Ultron spams them, no problem. It's not even a vibranium body limitation per se, Killmonger uses them freely with his vibranium suit too. We've also seen that Captain Marvel-tier characters can take hits from Stones to the goddamn face without getting disintegrated. Galactus is absolutely at the powerlevel needed to wield them safely unless the MCU continues the grand tradition of Galactus jobbing to random bullshit, and the leaks claim he's not touching the stones because he's jobbing to Sue instead.

>>41290 To be fair if you want to creare an entire universe Franklin is the first thing that comes to mind, it's kinda his main feat.

>>41295 So basically if you ask something the jump version just gives the major beats to follow to get the result you want without further helping you but Contessa's version is basically an annotated video where the video pauses at every frame and explains every detail along with helping achieve shit.

>>41294 The Tesseract was always known to be a source of infinite energy, even when used by Hydra in the 40s, Shield even pretended that they were researching it as a way of providing the world with unlimited clean energy.

Were the Infinite Stones intelligent?

>>41306 The soul one has something going on, I'd imagine the mind stone as well though I can't speak to the other ones.

>>41293 >Specially AthenaAnon You may know some of my other names as well.

>>41306 IIRC the Mind Stone was used to make the Ultron AI. Don't remember to what capacity

>>41301 The Mind Stone was, it had an AI in it(which Tony used as basis for Ultron), it was also passively influencing the people around it The reality Stone was pretty basic though, just intelligent enough to recognize threats to its host and lash out.

>>41301 So Tony just wasn't swole enough? So you're saying the Black panther could've reversed the snap because of his vibranium suit?

>>41308 >>41293 You may know some of my other names as well, part 2.

What are some of the strongest perks for having a horrifying/maddening aura? For those cases where Jumper can't be bothered to use magic or violence to defeat an enemy. I want them to be able to flip a switch to make everyone nearby will instantly feel that they are the most horrifying being in the room, even if seemingly nothing has changed about them.

>>41308 >>41312 >pics I knew you were all the same annoying fuck. You typed the same way, acted the same way, never talked to each other despite similar personalities and avatarfagging

>>41302 While it is indeed his thing, most people didn't know that before he was born, and the MCU has already established a number of much more accessible alternatives. Like Eternity's wish. Supposedly the Bifrost was the only key to the door to him for some reason but like...if Galactus is anywhere near as powerful as he should be, strongarming Asgard as it was at the start of Thor 1 should've been a cinch. Oh well. The movie may or may not be taking place in an alternate universe which may or may not handwave things like that.

>>41313 Madness wavelength from soul eater and Conqueror's haki from One piece?

>>41312 >Second pic I appreciate the abs but I wish her arms were bigger.

>>41313 Hunter x Hunter, take the nen monster perk and te nen specialization perk for Ren. Your aura can even kill those without proper protection.

>>41313 At least one of the Fallout jumps have to have the Terrifying Presence perk

>>41317 How’s this?

Mind pointing me to some redemption perks? I think Kung Fu Hustle had one to punch someone into having a change of heart.

>>41321 Generic Western: Hooker With a Heart of Gold Destiny - the Light: A Speaker's Call

>>41313 Godzilla Monsterverse. >The Devil Has Three Heads - 100 >You aren’t a part of this world and everyone knows it. Your presence inspires a sort of bone chilling terror in those around you. People freeze in horror after gazing at your form and even people with strong wills may break out in a cold sweat when they see your alien visage.

>>41312 Oh, the hamon stacker too?

>>41318 Didn't it also age one of the chimera ants a few decades?

>>41306 It's vague but implied they are, actually. The Red Skull and specifically the Red Skull was condemned to be the Soul Stone's guardian when he was seemingly teleported away by the Tesseract. Which as far as we know, had no forces involved but...the Tesseract, which apparently just disliked him that much. In almost all other situations since then, the MCU stones have apparently been content to be inanimate objects even when used by Thanos or Infinity Ultron. >>41311 Oh no, this one...actually kind of makes sense. See, it turns out both Tony and Thanos were shortchanged by relying purely on science. Tony got his gauntlet design from Thanos who had it made by the dwarfs of the Nine Realms. But Killmonger uses HIS stones equipped to sockets in a full body Vibranium suit. Now, obvious Wakanda wank aside the metal IS explicitly bestowed by the goddess Bast in Wakandan legend and also the greater coverage of the suit is apparently sufficient to stalemate someone else in Infinity Ultron's body trying to wrest control of the stones, so we can infer the overall design of the Vibranium suit offers the user more protection than just the gauntlet. >But wait, the dwarfs literally forge the weapons of the Asgardian gods! I am choosing to reconcile Jane Foster's quantum technobabble impressing the Asgardian guard in Thor 2 and the revelation that Asgard has grown incredibly complacent in Thor 3 and that also Asgardians are 100% legit bonafide ageless deities with the theory that the quantum magitech is actually just low-tier on the Asgardian tech tree, and that no-bullshit magical artifacts, Hela's Gate of Necroswords that just casually cleaves through starships or forces like the Bifrost are what happens when the gods actually act like gods.

>>41318(me) Also Naruto has this perk Just take it with S-rank experience or even going so far as freak of nature. >Killing Intent (100NP) - “It’s a dog eat dog world where mercy can oft be seen as a fatal weakness. >Even at a young age, ninja are prepared to take the lives of others for the sake of their own, or their allies. Well, you’ve taken that to a much more ferocious extent though, haven’t you? >You are much more capable of exerting ‘Killing Intent’ than most. Killing Intent can be described as such intense and focused thoughts of murder that it becomes an palpable tension in the air. It is such powerful desire and clarity as one imagines an enemy’s death that it rolls off in waves. >Needless to say, but exerting Killing Intent can be quite intimidating. Higher levels of Experience increase the strength of your Killing Intent such that those of insufficient mental fortitude can be shocked still by lifelike visions of their own death.”

>>41324 Yup. That was a fun series of builds. I have no idea what an Over Heaven stand that focuses solely on boosting Hamon is going to do, but it would surely be amazing.

>>41320 Better but I ended up just quickly editing the image to make her arms beefier.

>>41203 Yeah it's cool.

>>41313 Silmarillion. >Dark and Terrible 400 >When Melkor descended to Arda he clad himself in a fearsome form. He clad himself in ice like a mountains and was crowned in smoke and fire. His eyes burned with flame and cold and his aura rang with malice and hate. You also are now capable of such a thing. Your form can be made massive (easily ten time your base size) and fearful and you may radiate a strong aura of malice and hate. Others will fear you and despair at your approach.

>>41329 Ah, I see you are possessed of powers beyond my comprehension. Looks good to me.

>>41330 >pic Strange Journey Jump wen

>>41308 >>41312 >all the niggas I ignored was actually the same nigga I ignored >the avatarfag was every other avatarfag >nobody real actually posts builds in the thread shocking

>>41334 Like I said, they all act the same and they never talk to each other despite liking the same things.

>>41311 worth noting that the greatest thing thing Killmonger does with a Snap is killing Thanos, so the backlash he faced is magnitudes lower than universe affecting snap. Its not like snapping is an equal thing, the scale of the effect definitely matters too. Like Thanos using a Snap to destroy his stones had a much greater effect on him than killing half of the universe did.

>>41336 To play devil's advocate, Infinity Ultron was casually retconning the timeline he was in just by punching the Watcher.

>>41336 >vid Wait, so snapping the complete Infinity Gauntlet with a complete Infinity Armor - possibly from another reality, didn't cost him any additional work? Or is the power needed so snap away other stones and not destroy their universe as close to a canonical reason as to why someone with the Soul/Space/Reality Stones could lose an interaction to someone without said stones - especially if they were backed by a Power Stone.

>>41338 No it did not. Logically incorrect; What If? introduces a random gizmo that can literally grind up Infinity Stones without using their powers. It's only limitation is it's only calibrated to the stones of a specific universe, but it proves the point destroying the Stones requires nowhere near the amount of energy as blowing up the universe itself. I cannot stress enough What If? threw all the established rules out the window for the sake of character shilling. None of those people are in their original universes, and they're all happily using Infinity Stones with zero tradeoffs in a massive prison-wide brawl! They ALL get offscreened by Strange Supreme! Kahhori over there's Space Stone powers are later used to let Captain Carter use the Infinity Stones because they can apparently function similarly to an Infinity Gauntlet with none of the downsides! Time is dead, meaning has no meaning, and Infinity Stones are just a quick and easy way to turn street-level characters into cosmic pugillists.

>>41338 Yeah it's kinda weird how stones compete against other stone like powers Like thinki if how scarlet witch was able to compete against the power of 4 stones with one hand and destroy the mind stone in visions head at the same time.

>Be me >Tornados knocked out power and internet two nights ago >didn't get power back until late last night So, what's been going on here lately? Also, what are your favorite jumps for weather control powers?

>>41342 >So, what's been going on here lately? Shard killed a man and we're all helping him avoid the police.

>>41342 There was a containment breach in regional news as some crazy included Jumpchain in their manifesto

>>41343 >Shard killed a man Well he is Chinese, and being forced to pay his victim's medical bills and insurance is a lot more costly than paying the legal fees there iirc. >>41344 nani the fuck?

Anywhere that lets me give people a guardian spirit animal?

>>41342 >Also, what are your favorite jumps for weather control powers? I like Pokemon for that kind of thing.

>>41333 SMTVV Jump when? I want to Paraselene Brrrr all over the place.

>>41333 After you present your case to Kagutsuchi, son of man.

>>41351 *Supreme Magic Bullet the Discohead*

>>41351 >your case Gun > Shekinah

>>41353 Actually, it's magic gun and Coop.

I think I may want to learn dinosaur magic, magic to make and control dinosaurs as well as a variety of other weird effects.

>>41355 Pathfinder has Saurian Shamans as a druid archetype

>>40997 It doesn't matter. Open your favorite book, and you'll see that the opening sentence was nothing special, even critically acclaimed books renowned for their prose aren't special. What matters is that you choose something to ground your audience (which would be just you in this case to the story). I personally like to start my Chains with my Jumper meeting Jump-Chan. I focus on my character's reactions to finding out they've been taken from their world and forced into a multiversal adventure for the entertainment of a multiversal being. Then I think, how would my character react to that? Would he be angry? Ambitious? Depressed? Happy? And then I build my opening paragraphs around those concepts. Alternatively, I start my chains with my Jumper already transported into a new world.

>>41355 the land before time has dinosaurs

Anyone else have trouble balancing their chains early on? I like to start my Chains with some of my favorite jumps like Tsukihime and DC. But starting with these chains leads to a massive dilemma of me becoming OP too quickly. If I go to DC for example, I'm gonna feel compelled to take the Kryptonian perk for whichever DC jump I choose because I cannot rationalize why my Jumper wouldn't take it. And as Kryptonian, I'm now a faster than light planet buster who can tank nukes and reality warping attacks. With something like that, 99% of jumps are now a total joke going forward. I have the same issue with Tsukihime, for 900 Choice Points, I could grab immortality, a healing factor that will let me recover from any wound in seconds, and an ability that autoscales me (stat wise) to any planetary threat. With that, most jumps, again become a joke.

>>41359 I don't have that problem because I don't often start with jumps where things would be completely broken over a knee. But even if I had to take the same jumps as what you have chosen I probably would not have those problems because I'm not interested in the things you have indicated. Some of my characters do reach a point by around the tenth to fifteenth jump depending on the order where the setting doesn't pose a threat, but because I'm not always interested in interacting with the main plot and many of the worlds I'm interested in are open ended, I'm not too bothered when they do run into an encounter and curbstomp it.

>>41357 >I personally like to start my Chains with my Jumper meeting Jump-Chan. I focus on my character's reactions to finding out they've been taken from their world and forced into a multiversal adventure for the entertainment of a multiversal being. Then I think, how would my character react to that? Would he be angry? Ambitious? Depressed? Happy? And then I build my opening paragraphs around those concepts. Don't do this in actual stories by the way. It's turbo cringe that immediately takes you out of it and reminds you that an actual fag is writing it and is an especially massive red flag if the writer starts spamming fully capitalized repetitive words.

Remember that you'll probably have to deal with the authorities with your Jump setting if you break the law.

>>41362 You can't arrest a kaiju.

>>41342 Idly playing with my portal fantasy chain concept still, posted a context pdf last thread when I started talking about it in length. Also nearly pinched the tippy tip of my thumb off in a chicken coop accident but it's fine.

>>41359 Just build around the idea that you’re going to be OP from the start. If you start with Tsukihime for instance, play with the idea that you’re an aloof figure who could solve everything with ease, but who only steps in when it amuses you to do so.

>>41362 When is this guy gonna fight Stopman?

>>41361 >Don't do this in actual stories by the way I've seen it work multiple times through. Hell, even Hunger Games and Harry Potter do it. Hunger Games opens with Katniss waking up depressed and combing through her thoughts as she goes through her daily routine. And Harry Potter starts with Harry's Aunt musing about how normal she is and how abnormal Harry is. So imo, there's nothing wrong with quickly putting your readers in the minds of your character's.

>>41362 What do they do with people who legally do not exist? Also I just transmat out because these cells aren't faraday cages and if they are I just melt my way out.

>>41359 Not really, I keep all my chains escalation based, the biggest issue I have is placing which setting where

>>41342 Trying to get the Conduit CYOA to work as a chain theme again. I'm thinking I should just not bother tracking points past the first maturation, because the thing that kills my interest is always trying to figure out how many points I have to spend at any given time >>41346 Kingdom Hearts, kinda? It has a perk that lets you shove a couple Dreameaters into people to protect their dreams.

>>41367 I think anon may be referring to the "Start your chain with meeting Jumpchan" portion, or may be referencing how some Jumpchain fanfiction likes to depict "omnipotent entities with weird quirks that are borderline edgelord"

>>41365 Yep that's one way to do it. Just because there's a problem doesn't mean you have to fix it.

>>41367 Nta but I think that's a poor description of the start of Harry Potter. Sure, the first paragraph tells us how normal the Dursley are and how proud they are of that fact. But it rapidly switches to 'weird stuff is happening all across the UK' and then leads into the first scene with Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid.

>>41362 Japanese Steve is really something!

Saving Nuea from becoming Yakushitmo's waifu is a moral imperative.

>>41373 >But it rapidly switches to 'weird stuff is happening all across the UK' and then leads into the first scene with Dumbledore, McGonagall and Hagrid. But that's after the opening paragraph. You need to ground the audience into the story before you start focusing on action or worldbuilding

>>41321 Saber Wars and QQ's Destiny jump.

Here's some writing advice: don't take advice from here about anything ever. >Even this? Yes.

>>41375 ...You do know that they are literally a part of each others right?

>>41356 >>41358 Dinodruid could be cool, land before time dinos are a bit too sapient

>>41376 Which I acknowledge. The first sentence is literally: >"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense." it certainly sets a mood. I just think that the transition(Vernon noticing weird stuff on his work commute) before the last scene of the chapter(dropping of baby Harry) is also quite important.

I've been replaying Breath of the Wild and man is the game peak. I don't know how they fucked up the sequel so bad. What did you do in Breath of the Wild?

>>41379 Not from the beginning.

>SMT simply find a perk to lets you enslave defeated demons and punch everyone until things are fixed

>>41382 I was an Archeologist

>>41383 Huh? Yes they are? >YHVH said fuck Nahobinos/Fused Gods >Demons were debased, trashed, weakened >Human took a bite of an apple of the Tree of Knowledge >Humans can now possess the Knowledge needed for Nahobino to be a thing >YHVH salty put a divine law that make it so that all transformation into a Nahobino would fuck up >until his death

>>41382 I searched all the Koroks. And waiting for a better jump. Also I like TotK... even if they fucked up a lot in some area. Thank you game for staying true to the idea of freedom, motherfucker.

>>41382 I forget the exact origin names, but i was a Blacksmith Sheikah tech maker.

>>41386 And? That doesn't make anyone pre-bonded or anything. You simply reach her before he does it’s not hard.

>>41389 That's not how it work. you need to be the knowledge bearer of the demon, there can only be one knowledge bearer at a time. If the knowledge bearer die, the demon has to wait for a looooong time. MC/people with the knowledge of a bull god are the exception though as they seem to be compatible with anything. And Proto-Fiend too, since they were used to be fused with human apparently. Also Nuwa and Ronaldo have a history and pretty much love each others.

>>41390 There’s no destined partner thing going on anon all humans have the Knowledge required.

So it looks like .se is down, got a 503 warning there. We live here?

>>41392 I basically only use moe anyway

>>41392 Yep

>>41391 ...have you played the game?

>>41197 >for all their greed the sith protect what is theirs and they immediately said fuck that shit while the jedi sat and meditated and did nothing. Many such cases

>>41379 Not if i can get her before she meets Yakumo >>41384 That's just normal SMT, every demon you defeat eventually becomes your ally with very few exceptions. >>41386 Anon, the Knowledge gets passed on from human to human otherwise none of the demons could become Nahobino since the original bearers are older than dirt. Also, also, Baal wanted to fuse with (you) to become Nahobino, implying that a single person can hold the knowledge of multiple demons. Yakumo os not that special. Unrelated, but has 8chan been working kinda funky? I've been trying to reapond for half and hour to theae posts with no success.

>>41396 Yes you fucking moron. It’s not a case of each human and demon only ever being able to fuse with a single specific other. We literally have examples otherwise.

>>41363 Isn't that what Gridman does?

>>41398 >Not if i can get her before she meets Yakumo I mean if you become the knowledge-bearer in jump instead of Yakumo. Even if Nuwa and Yakumo knew each other since his childhood. Also no shit it passes from human to human, but the game make it pretty clear that if one die, they would need to wait for said knowledge-bearer to be reborn. That's why a lot of them give up. >implying that a single person can hold the knowledge of multiple demons You and that other guy need to read this >>41390 >MC/people with the knowledge of a bull god are the exception though as they seem to be compatible with anything. The burden of being the guy who know about VV's plot. Jesus. >>41401 Doll Joints erotic huh?

>>41344 Que?

>>41375 >>41379 >The Chinese mother goddess is the soulmate and hard sub to a Japanese bvll wielding a katana What did Atlus meant by this?

>>41406 It's alright, VV made him aknowledge how retarded he was. Or at least I think it's alright.

Jumps where Hyperborea is real?

>>41406 I mean you are talking about the same devs told India to fuck off when the Indians got pissed at Tooting Boy, so what do you expect? The only difference is that the Chinese don't give a shit because the CCP hates Chinese mythology and would rather have people worship the party than some incestuous brother sister couple.

>>41401 >>41403 This is a doll woman?

>>41406 Percy Jackson made the Greek pantheon ditch the Mediterranean for the US because the author is from Texas. This is something everyone does.

>>41410 Saucenao says yes. https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Agrat_bat_Mahlat

>>41410 Yeah, you don't see the joints? Thought it could be seen as skelly too.

>>41413 That's just Haru from P5 with doll joints

>>41414 Go back.

>>41412 Thanks. >>41413 Couldn't tell at first, thought that was just part of her clothes. Also was distracted by the booty.

>>41355 May I suggest Yu-Gi-Oh? There's a few Dinosaur decks and then Duel Terminal Part 1 for the Jurrac origin, which includes fire based necromancy.

>>41416 >Also was distracted by the booty. Yeah that's not the part that is showcased the most kek

>>41398 It’s simplified because of game mechanics and they can choose to rebel or leave you. I'm talking about grabbing something that flat out permanently and unbreakable bends them to your will.

>Agrat bat Mahlat >"In Zoharistic Kabbalah, she is an angel of sacred prostitution" Huh. I was not aware they had those.

>>41411 The US doesn't have such a colorful history with Greece as Japan has with China.

>>41419 Go say that to the COMP that enforces it all. As for Demi-Fiend and Nahobino, I guess they are just build different.

>>41408 Honestly your best bet is to go to some setting where there's lots of crazy shit and/or where the Earth having a hidden continent that can (at least plausibly) fit the setting. So my immediate thoughts are DC, Marvel, Metal Gear, and Harry Potter.

>>41401 Agrat my habibi. >>41420 Search up temple/sacred prostitution.

>>41420 That (was) actually normal.

This might be too specific but is there any perk where anything you do to someone in a vision of the future is reflected on the person viewing it? Like if someone is a combat precog and they see you stabbing them that wound would show up on their body before you even did that move.

>>41421 Japan's history with China only looks colorful when you're a foreigner. For the average Asian this isn't even enough to make the side event at the Asian Hate Olympics.

>>41426 Make a stand with that power

>>41419 > I'm talking about grabbing something that flat out permanently and unbreakable bends them to your will. NTA but maybe Larfleeze? IIRC there's a perk to that effect there

>>41426 Seconding >>41428 because that sounds exactly like some Stand type shit

>>41429 Was thinking more demon binding than marriage by combat.

>>41424 >Search up temple/sacred prostitution. The concept is not news to me. This particular context is.

>>41420 >I was not aware they had those. Angels or prostitution?

>>41431 Fair. Well I have one final idea but its from a shitty reddit jump, so its up to you if you want it.

>>41433 The combination.

>>41418 Yeah I imagine. Very cool design on the whole, just had to double take while scrolling past.

>>41426 Probably SCP.

>>41435 World's oldest profession after all.

>>41426 Maybe make a custom mystic eyes for that in Fate? As a powerful mutation of eyes of Precognition that can see the future. There is actually someone like that in setting who has that in reverse, who got a powerful variation of mystic eyes that can see the past which allows him to bring effects from the past into the present. This even lets him project attacks he made in the past against empty air, onto people he's currently fighting. Though it has to be at the same position as in his vision. Both Fate Legends Empires of Antiquity and Fate Legends Land of the Rising Sun have perks that give you extremely powerful custom mystic eyes.

Do NOT perform the Nahobino with demons.

>>41436 They all. Great tbh. Okay except two. >>41440 Shit skill and shit design.

>>41440 No problem I'll just defeat and bind the Qadistu & Tiamat to my will.

>>41438 Eh, just because two things would go great together doesn't mean it'll happen in a timely manner. For a mundane example, it took ~1000 years after the invention of the saddle for the stirrup to be developed.

>>41443 >Tiamat That's not a difficult thing at all.

>>41440 Perform the navajazo on demons.

>>41443 >>41446 Kinky

>>41445 Yeah but she feels like a package deal with the Qadistu.

>>41449 >Mastema be like:

>>41426 >>41430 This isn't really a normal stand ability, this is basically what Gold Experience's Bites The Dust type ability would be if the arrow stabbed him instead of his stand

>>41275 No.

>>41275 >>>/sb/

>>41426 The Godhand in KD:M has a power wich apparently acts similarly to this, go there with a powercopying ability, or build its powerset in the add-on.

>>41355 You could be a Shaman in Shaman King using Dinosaur spirits, either indivdiual ones or maybe even potentially a powerful spirit representing a combination of countless dinosaur spirits. Thhere is actually a group insetting who does it, a subset of the Patc Tribe(who usually use animal spirits, but weirder variations like plants or alien spirits also exist) known as Knight Templars, they're the overseers of the Shaman Fight in the 15th century and converted to the religion of the winning Shaman King who made capitalism the predominant ideology. They each call their dinosaurs Dragons though(presumably because they're native americans from the 15th century), but they do mention how they got a lot of power through their old age.

Is there anything in the actual D.Y.N. manga to indicate you can eventually become the actual god you have a Fragment of? That's really the only detail in the Jump that sticks out to me as absurd.

>>41457 I mean, whats-his-face does end up usurping and replacing Nyarlathotehp after their big fight.

>8chan The entire website has working slow and unusable for past few hours. Blame the mods for not fixing it

>>41459 >>41398 Oops

>>41459 Works fine for me. Might be domain dependent.

>>41461 posting normally again. 8chan.moe is working fine, it seems 8chan.se is the one with troubleshooting

>>41459 Bruh this place breaks every day.

>>41456 That is really cool

>>41457 Thats pretty much the entire point since the mc girl becomes azathoth via mantling and the yog girl already did similar as well as the kid with a mask getting his new god form.

>>41463 Really? I've only had it break three times since 4chan came back, and each time it broke, the other two domains were still working fine.

>>41459 It just lag as fuck after the 1k posts. It's really annoying.

>>41467 Close and reopen the browser, I had that same problem

>>41468 Multiple time? Huh.

>>41467 What browser do you use? I usually have 90+ tabs open and I've never had any lag on 8chan. If anything, Youtube was causing more problems with hardware acceleration.

>>41194 IIRC midichlorians aren't actually needed to be force sensitive they instead show up in people that are because they feed off the force. So if you killed them off it wouldn't cut anyone off from the force.

>>41470 Google Chome.

>>41470 I use the adblock browser

>>41472 >>41473 I've been using Edge, but I was under the impression that Brave didn't have any issues.

Are there any perks that let you safely share information with others? Like informing someone of a monster that targets anyone who knows about it without putting the person you're informing at risk, or sharing knowledge that should curse whoever learns it without the curse taking effect?

>>41476 Sounds like the kind of overly-specific paranoid fiat-backed immunity that an SBer might write. So you're not likely to find it here.

>>41321 Wrath of the Righteous has one based on Ember.

>>41321 try porn jumps

Correct me if I'm wrong, but 40k warp jumps have to land outside of solar systems because of gravity interference, right? Do ships travel at sublight speed when they're inside systems?

And I just found out theres a functioning tech in starwars that can replicate force powers. Its an ai that can bond with a host to give them powers and technopathy called the spark eternal.

>>41344 not sure if real

>>41478 God queen of asspull redemptions and talking people into not being cunts.

>>41478 is there a jump for Kingmaker?

What perks do we have along the lines of "pick a character each jump, you’re now fated with them"? I know there are a couple I just don’t recall specifics.

>>41484 SB has one. It's a songless jump so it's decent.

>>41485 Fated what?

Post your waifus

>>41483 No, that's Hal.

>>41480 Not sure about the codexes but the games don't really portray it like that. Warp travel is generally shown as a giant swirling purple portal opening up and ships appear over a planet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

>>41487 Lunar, probably

>>41488 Did you forget there is literally a thread for that?

>>41480 That's correct.

>>41494 I don't care about other threads

>>41491 >>41495 Alright, fight

>>41488 Assorted and in no particular order from a variety of my recent chains.

>>4148>>41488 I'm too lazy to make a pic for all of my favorites, so I'll list them out: >Akiha Tohno (Tsukihime) >Barghest (Fate/Grand Order) >Asuka (Evangelion) >Sakura (Naruto) >Naoto (Persona 4) >Chihaya (Persona 5) >Viconia (Baldur's Gate II) >Morrigan (Dragon Age) >Lae'zel (Baldur's Gate III) >Tali (Mass Effect) >Ashley (Mass Effect) >Shadowheart (Baldur's Gate III) >Mine (Akame Ga Kill) >Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night) >Azula (Avatar) >Kuvira (Avatar) >Katara (Avatar) >Korra (Avatar) I like tsunderes, ice queens, tomboys, and evil woman that can be fixed

>>41499 >lastpic Dayum!

>>41488 Why didn't you post your wife? You ain't cheating on the once and future king are you? You aren't that much of a slut are you?

>>41488 Fuck off dude there’s another thread to stop spamming cunt posts like this.

>>41503 He already responded >>41497 and you know how Psycho is like.

>>41486 >>41490 fitting enough, I guess I spent most of my time playing Kingmaker and WotR fantasizing about parts of the Warcraft 3 story and game mechanics inserted in and dude seemed to make the followers in his Warcraft 3 jump work with pseudo game mechanics

>>41503 You fuck off.

>>41502 That's my IRL WIFE. She doesn't care about fictional women I have crushes on, in fact she sometimes dresses up like them for me.

>>41504 While I appreciate him telling Nyanko to stop being such an attention whore, Psycho is becoming more and more of one himself as time goes on.

>>41498 navigator skill issue

>>41508 That's what I was warning everyone about. There's nothing to stop me now, I'm Mr. Hyde with no Dr. Johma to oppose me

>>41513 It’s remarkably simple to not be an attention whore don't try and shift the blame.

>>41518 >video soon as the godslaying blade works jump is finished everyone will be able to get Artoria-Edge as a free waifu with their grail mud authority.

>>41519 >grail mud authority. Perfect to go with their Gail mud body (Oasis of fantasy), Totally not grail mud water (Oasis of fantasy Tiamat scenario) and their grail mud box (empires of antiquity)

>>41518 Tits too big for saibah

>>41521 Not if she's given a chance to grow up.

You guys have any suggestion for how to make a cold blooded race not have issues with cold weather?

>>41523 Make them hot blooded.

>>41522 Stunted growth is permanent.

>>41523 Environment suits

>>41525 Latoria, plus this is jumpchain, there will be a way to get her bigger tits someway whether that be a perk or figuring a way to unstunt her growth.

>>41471 It is canon that Vader became a lot weaker after he got his cybernetics though. However, I do vaguely remember Sidious commenting on the fact that it had to do with his defeat by Obi-Wan and the death of Padme on Mustafar rather than his actual physical injuries. It's basically a trauma or psychological block that he developed afterwards and I believe it's one of the reasons healing him is impossible. It's not just because of the extent of his injuries, since technology like the Kaminoans could potentially fix him, it's actually that his body rejects all grafts and refuses to heal because his internalized self-loathing makes Vader want to suffer or at least believe that this is all he deserves.

>>41528 >internalized self-loathing makes Vader want to suffer or at least believe that this is all he deserves Shouldnt this be better for dark side stuff though?

>>41527 Still would need to fix her Hank Hill tier flat ass.

>>41525 It isn't if it's caused by magic literally preventing you from aging past a certain point

>>41520 It's the perfect excuse to have your own (grail) mud wrestling league

>>41525 Her growth isn't stunted she just stopped aging while she had avalon. If you take it away and give her a couple years she should grow closer to her lancer version.

>>41530 That is fair but again, Jumpchain.

>>41529 Probably for legends since Darth Scion was just too angry to die and by the time we meet him he was almost as fucked up as Vader.

>>41530 Speaking of Hank Hill apparently some dude murdered the guy who did the voice of John Redcorn the other day. RIP

>>41518 Is the joke here that PsychoAnon had a psychotic break and is pretending that a sex doll of Artoria is actually her?

>>41536 It fucking sucks, he was a great dude, he was probably my favorite side character in Parks & Recs.

>>41322 That's a decent combo. The first ensures there is a spark of light within them and the other helps immensely so long as they do have a spark of good within. Thank you. >>41377 >milquetoast personality brings out the good in others It works, but am uncertain how to feel about being boring. >I Fuck The Darkness Huh. Literally fuck the darkness out of someone. Neat, thanks. >>41478 That's pretty amazing. I forgot about her. Thank you as well. Wish I was half as good as her. >>41479 Been looking. Not been having the best of luck.

>>41529 Absolutely not, no. The dark side is about giving into your emotions and self-actualization, not repression. Repressing your own emotions or browbeating yourself weakens you in the dark side. Anakin isn't like Sion, who can continue functioning at full power even after literally being shredded into a pile of walking meat and splintered bone that should by all accounts have died long ago, because Sion's hatred and bitter desire for revenge against the Jedi allowed him to fuel his existence with his own suffering. He took his pain and turned it into a weapon against his enemies whereas Anakin has turned his pain against himself. It's two very different things.

>>41530 My wife is CUTE Her body is PERFECT

>>41536 >>41538 Yeah that sucks. Dude did not have a good year with his house burning down, his dog dying, not being invited to the revival panel and his mental health spiral.

>>41522 That's not big enough for Lartoria.

>>41541 Honestly for how much she says she's got such a muscular and unwomanly body she's such a waifish looking chic, Takuchi and Nasu were too afraid to make her actually muscular.

>>41544 >she says she's got such a muscular and unwomanly body she's such a waifish looking chic >Takuchi and Nasu were too afraid to make her actually muscular. Many such cases in that circus.

>>41544 >>41545 Might be fun to reinterpret her in a chain where she's fucking built. Shorty with muscles, like a badger. Nothing would actually change other than not bitching out of the narrative and perspective of characters.

>>41519 I should really get back to work on that, unfortunately I have to go to my actual job soon.

>>41536 He was kinda shit to work with and was apparently a meth addict. Not surprised he died with an argument with his neighbor.

>>41546 Bitching and mocking fun though!

>>41523 domesticate large warm blooded creatures and find some way to warm themselves up using them.

>>41546 Based, go for it NuBee. Last image is a futa alt of the second to last image, though no genitalia is shown outright, just the outline so open it at your own risk

>>41541 What do you like about Seiba? I never got around to reading the Fate route because I skipped straight to UBW and HF, so I never really got to see Saber's appeal as a character

>>41555 but you literally can't do UBW without doing Fate first.

>>41557 Probably watched the UFOtable anime or just got a save that already did the Fate route.

>>41557 nta, but you can if you use the browser version of the VN https://fatestaynight.vnovel.org/

>>41525 >Not having super-cooking that can fix malnutrition >Not being woken up by a scream from a previously malnourished girl who woke up to find she'd grown a foot and several cup sizes

>>41560 Something something Avalon.

>>41525 >he can't time travel

>>41557 You can with the Realta Nua version on Nyaa. The reason why I skipped Fate was because of the Ufotable adaptations. I started with Zero. And then when Ufotable adapted UBW afterwards, I watched that up until Cour 1 ended. I didn't want to wait half a year for cour 2 of UBW, so I picked up the visual novels and I read UBW there, followed up by HF. I was gonna backtrack and eventually read the Fate route, but I never got around to it

>>41525 her growth was stopped by the presence of Caliburn and then Avalon. If she hadn't died against Mordred she would have grown up just fine.

>>41561 Iron-rich food can counteract fairy magic.

>>41555 I think it's really cute when female characters try to be strong and get hung up on pride. I also think her backstory is sad and I want to comfort her.

Good afternoon, thread. Happy birthday to the best One Piece girl. About 1 hour until today's stream, where we learn how a Generator is built: https://youtube.com/live/lRMiD6pfJuE Gonna take it slow and easy when playing through the scenario today.

>>41565 In your wildest dream. >>41567 >Happy birthday to the best One Piece girl. That's not Nico or Boa tho.

>>41566 >I think it's really cute when female characters try to be strong and get hung up on pride. You ever played FGO? If so, I'm curious, what are your thoughts on Morgan, Barghest, and Caster Artoria?

Random intrusive 3am thought that I had yesterday. I had an old chain wherein I replaced France with Hyrule due to picking up the scenario reward from FGO to be the king of france and also picking up a copy of Hyrule. So I just kind of merged them. Anyways, you now have the mental image of Jeanne with the master sword. And Astolfo in the Gerudo Town outfit.

>>41566 > I also think her backstory is sad You mean like everyone?

>>41569 I don't know anything about Fate outside the VN and thread osmosis

>>41570 >Hylians are French Is that why they always lose to Muslimdorf?

>>41438 That or semi-nomadic hunter-gatherer.

>>41568 >That's not Nico or Boa tho. Your taste is exquisite, but Perona still wins it out for me.

>>41444 Ancient kingdoms and empires like Rome had running water and once Rome was gone everyone just forgot how to do that somehow

>>41571 It's uniquely sad in that the only solution is for her to give up on her lost cause and become my wife. I can't fix snek bitch's PTSD with my penis

>>41570 >Hyrule in place of France At what point in history did you do this? Please tell me you did not unleash culturally-Hylianized Vikings on the entirety of Europe and the Mediterranean.