Huh. I was just going to recommend you make a Board here instead of 8kun over on QQ. Good thing I checked first. Hope the big namefags like Shard/Red/WoL/etc, find there way to one of the bunkers if things don't get fixed back at halfchan.

>>6 Yeah, I'd forgotten about this one until AFTER I'd started the process over there, and then quietly fixed things.

Hopefully 4chan will come back, I doubt enough people will migrate over here to keep the /jc/ side of things together.

So how does this whole thing work; what's our image limits and how long until the thread hits bumplimit?

>>9 At present, things are unrestricted.

Is the Edition thread meant to be locked?

>>5 (OP) I'm lonely, bros.

>>6 Might be a good idea to post news of this bunker to other Jumpchain sites like the Discord. I know that more than a few of our Jumpmakers at least keep an eye on it, so that'd be a good way to spread the news.

>>8 I think it will, but it will likely take a while for the jannies to fix up the backend. >>11 Yes. Think of it as the OP, and this whole board the thread. >>13 I haven't got access to the Discord, but I have posted news of this bunker to Reddit and QQ.

So. . . jumpchain. You think willpower perks or the like would help give you more Determination as a Human in Undertale?

Hello.

>>13 Is the IRC still active? I know that whee all the oldfag Jumpmakers used to hang back in the day. >>15 I guess it depends on how the perk was worded, but in general I'd say yes they would. >>16 Good to see you here, WoL! I didn't get a chance to ask this last night, but I'm guessing The Old Republic MMO would be too big for the kind of Star Wars Jump you're looking to make? I never much cared for SB's version.

>>17 Yes it is too big. I was looking for one or two smaller things I can post with Rebels for May the 4th, since I don't want to start my next bigger project quite yet.

>>17 >I guess it depends on how the perk was worded To keep in line with Determination I'd put forth: >100CP - Survivor >Unlike some spoiled rich kid, you didn't grow up in a comfy mansion. You had to take care of yourself in the slums of London and it's made you stronger and smarter. You've had to learn everything from con artistry to street brawling just to make it day to day and as a result you've gotten quite good at dirty tricks like a thumb in the eye and ambushing to overcome your opponents. Greater than anything, though, is your will to live. No matter how miserable and depressed you become, your will to survive can push you on through hell itself and you won't let petty things like honor or pride come between you and survival. On a completely unrelated note does greentext work here?

>>19 It does appear that greentext is functional. We can, indeed, use the meme arrows.

>>18 More than fair. The 15 issues of the Dawn of the Jedi comics might be worth looking into then. I really wasn't a fan myself, but they might make for an interesting Jump as it was the furthest back in the timeline we ever got IIRC. And they still were better than Disney's new abominations. >>19 Yep. Click that cross looking thing in the upper left hand of your screen to see how to do shit like adding spoilers and other (((suchlike.)))

>>21 I'll put it on the list of things to consider.

An entire BOARD dedicated to Jumpchain opens up opportunities that having a single thread would never have allowed. I wonder who's going to do some Dumbfuckery with that first?

>>23 I'm tempted to start a thread for people to show off their companions and followers.

>>23 Obviously we need a board dedicated to every folder present in the series folder. We should start with pokemon.

Oh yeah, and I haven't marked this board as SFW, so enjoy your hypercharged hornyposting. Just don't spam or otherwise get disruptive with it.

>>29 ...Can I post the cat? Posting the cat usually gets me banned, but if this isn't a sfw board...

>>30 Post the cat. Post the smol horses, even.

Let us pray brothers, for the second coming of 4chan, while praising the Messiah 9anon.

>>31 I refuse.

>>31 Posting the cat.

>>35 The cat has been posteed. May god help us all. ...So anyways, how's your day going anon? Make any progress on your chain?

In news entirely unrelated to Jumpchain: after many years of gameplay, I finally, FINALLY, randomly stumbled into attaining a Starveling Cat in Fallen London. I'm quite happy about this.

>>37 Shard? My homie?

>>38 No, just an anon who got suckered into Fallen London...by Shard, admittedly, but at this point I'm in too deep and the sunk cost is so great that I have a permanent Fallen London tab open on my computer and genuinely feel a little anxious if I don't check it at least every two to three hours.

>>39 You can still escape!

>>40 Bro, you're three or four years too late for that. Actually, how long HAVE I been playing this damn game...huh, about five years now. Weird.

I've often found that the most random shit gives me an autistic fixation to make builds for it. Like this picture, for instance. What jumps do we have for entrapping souls into ourselves and potentially letting them out later? I've currently got Omori:Headspace for the goo form, Prototype to absorb/rebuild bodies, and Samurai Jack for soul-stealing, but I'd like more options, if available.

>>42 Hellsing would have to be the best for that; eat people, keep them as familiars, and turn yourself into amorphous shadows.

>>36 Eh, pretty good. Been thinking about the weirdness of idea constructs from Pokerogue and how they might work on a chain. Right now my big idea is trying to use them to cheat a companionless chain. Pick up some kind of humanification power somewhere and you can get a fairly wide array of pretty cute girls. ...Mind you, due to the way idea constructs work, this might actually be worse in the long run than being alone, because each idea construct is a totally new person even if they're technically identical to the last one. So sooner or later jumper would make a reference to the previous jump with a waifu who was 'there' for it, and then probably take an immense amount of psychological damage when she has no idea what he's talking about.

Hmm...while I'm here, might as well post my chain. From the top! Jump #1: Elf San Wa Yaserarenai Location: Gate/Race: Satyr/Age: 23/Gender: Female (-200) Perks: Elven Booty/Plus Sized Adventures/The Fat Lady/Healthy Cooking/Kentucky Fried Temptress/Living Better/Not A Doctor/Fat Witch/Ritual Gone Right/Dark Emperor (-1300) Items: Gate of Potatoes/Lifetime Chip Supply (Pizza)/Fitness Alchemy (-100) Drawbacks: Curse of Fanservice/Chips, Burgers, Ice Cream!/Hell's Auntie/Curse Of The Satyr (+600) Mystes-otherwise known as Tessa-is a Satyr with an agenda: fatten up cute girls for her own pleasure! It helps that she's also comically powerful for a Satyr, learned in a wide variety of curses and magics, and incredibly skilled as both a cook and a masseuse. Combine that with her natural genius and her incredible charisma and she has all the tools she needs to fatten up cute girls with style and aplomb. Unfortunately for her she ends up with her Hell Auntie and Slacker Niece living with her in the human world. Her Hell Auntie is a Demon Lord, a special title given to certain classes of demons who can rule over other demons with an iron fist-and she has high hopes for Jumper to become a Demon Lord as well. Her Slacker Niece is her Auntie's daughter who has nowhere near the potential of her mother but shares the same fetishes as Tessa-which theoretically means they should get along...if only she didn't view Tessa as a fattening target as well, and vice versa. Thus the two have something of a rivalry going on, especially since Auntie won't let either of them gain weight for very long due to her immense drive for training and pushing their limits. Attempts by Tessa and Niece to join forces and turn on Auntie to fatten her up so they can get out of training and enjoy their lives on earth are futile; she's an experienced Demon Lord after all and incredibly familiar with Satyr tricks besides, so Auntie always ends up foiling such schemes with hardly and effort and punishes the two chubby-chasing Satyrs with increased training regimes. That doesn't stop the two from trying though, and it leads to quite a few shenanigans along the way. Auntie's training is also filled with shenanigans along the way as well-because it's training BY a Satyr, FOR Satyrs, leading to her teaching Tessa the best ways to curse, tempt, trick, and twist humans and other races to her will with her innate Satyr magics. Thus even though Tessa is often stuck in training, she still gets to flex her Architectural muscles by going around town tempting and beguiling people into putting on immense amounts of weight with her Aunt's approval. Tessa's focus on fattening up cute girls ends up with her getting in conflict with the main cast of the manga on occasion...if you can really call what happens "conflict" at least. As as a powerful and dangerous demonic temptress (in training!) Tessa has all sorts of fun pushing the limits of just how fat each of the girls in the main cast can become-using a variety of Satyr magics to ensure there are never any health effects by fattening them up to immense sizes. For the main guy she takes a different approach, carefully whispering in his mind and dreams to slowly corrupt him by sewing the seeds of an unstoppable fat fetish in him-ensuring that over time he plays more and more along with her shenanigans. Hell Auntie and Slacker Niece are altogether far too happy to go along with Tessa's schemes-Auntie because it's good training for Tessa to flex her muscles as a Satyr temptress, and Slacker Niece because she shares the same fetish as Tessa anyways (and she always aims to try and get Tessa in on the action as well). After a few years Tessa eventually manages to reach and surpass the skill and power of Hell Auntie, proven when Tessa finally overwhelms her with curses and hypnosis-forcibly pacifying her. Tessa naturally takes full advantage of such an opportunity, turning Aunties decades of painful and difficult training to soft and plush beauty. Freed from the tyranny of her Hell Auntie, Tessa rampages across the human world as the Dark Mistress, keeping her Auntie and Slacker Sister (who's a WHOLE lot larger than she used to be now that Tessa is no longer restrained by her Aunt) as her trophy wives. In practical terms this ends up basically just meaning that Tessa ends up traveling around a lot, fattening up cute girls and using a lot of hypnosis and curses to slowly change fashion norms for the larger and plusher. Unfortunately as just one Satyr-no matter how powerful-she ends up not really doing that much damage to the world in her efforts to create an entire world of big beautiful women, but this only encourages her to get stronger, develop greater magics, and aim higher; one day she'll be able to corrupt an entire world at once towards big bouncing beauties, this she swears! After she ends up burning out on her fattening rampage she ends up settling back down in the hometown where she started at, once more returning as a sort of bi-weekly menace for the MC and all the cute fantasy waifus that end up gathering around in that town. Her influence is strongest here, and in this one city she manages to ensure there's not a single grown woman below 200 pounds by the time her decade in this world ends. Unfortunately she can't bring the fantasy girls with her except for her Aunt and Niece, so she's forced to let go and move on without them-some day she'll be able to take as many people with her as she wants, but that day is not today.

>>46 ...Character limit is WAY above 2000 characters. Neat. Let's keep going and see what happens! Jump #2: Harry Potter - Wizarding World Timeline: Philosopher's Stone/School: Hogwarts/Profession: Student/Age: 11/Gender: Female/Ancestry: Pureblood Perks: You're A Wizard/Occlumency/Magical Maestro/Magical Compatibility/Three-Dimensional Travel/School Explorer/Power of Patronus/Modification And Creation/Strength Within/Works of Art/Works Everlasting/Wandcrafting/One of Three/Pride of Uagadou/Secrets Of The Darkest Arts/Work Ethic/An Old Slug's Charm/Safe And Sound/An Unbreakable Vow (-3100) Items: The Wand Chooses The Wizard/The Jumper And The Wizarding World/Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans/Inks And Quills/Chocolate Frog Cards/Firebolt Supreme/Battle Arena/Book of Potions/Liquid Wealth Companion: A Cat Drawbacks: The Adventure Continues x4/Accidental Magic/Admonitor/Born Blind/A Simple Student/Warehouse Poltergeist (+2100) Ended up adjusting things in my build. Tessa is a little blind pureblood girl whose parents are comically overprotective and have slapped an Admonitor onto her for her own protection and safety-so they can keep track of her wherever she goes. This overprotective attitude isn't unwarrented, because Tessa's also a comically powerful witch with highly volatile magic that doesn't even need a wand to unleash mystical powers around herself. Considering the ever advancing march of technology it wasn't an altogether poor decision to constantly monitor Tessa in that way-though few Purebloods would think of it given their general technological illiteracy. Now, the fact that Tessa was no longer a Satyr didn't mean that she no longer had a desire to fatten up cute girls. In fact that desire burned brighter than ever in her; she may not have her old Satyr magics and curses available to her, but she'd gained a whole new system of magic to explore and twist to her purposes, as well as a whole new population of cuties to corrupt! It sucked that she couldn't see any of them-but she figured she'd be able to magic up a solution soon. Now, as a Jumper possessed of metaknowledge and immense mystical might Tessa should theoretically be able to help Harry Potter quite a bit. She's not particularly motivated to do so however. Not that she means him any harm mind you, she's just much more interested in learning magic, developing her own magic, and fattening up cute girls. Her sheer ambition (to fatten girls) gets her put in Slytherin naturally, but her general cuteness and happy go lucky attitude will ensure she has some friends amongst the rest of the Houses as well. Which will help what with the whole being blind thing. Which is something she will have to do something about-sooner rather than later. Directly fixing her sight isn't an option-for some reason it's just outright mystically impossible for her to gain actual eyesight. But there's plenty of alternatives to be had. The first alternative that she develops would be a form of echolocation (definitely not inspired by Professor Snape, no matter the rumors); this is something that even blind Muggles occasionally develop so some magical assistance gets a form of echolocation all her own working for her pretty easily, and within just a few months she's able to go around Hogwarts all on her own without any help or issues with being blind. This helps quite a bit, but does nothing for her inability to actually read or see colors-though echolocation ensures that she can't be dazzled by lights and can always "see" in the dark, so there's that. Dictation spells and dicta-quills are immensely useful for her in completing her homework, but still don't wholly fix the issues that she has-and will be difficult to deal with when exams come around. Tessa's solution to this issue is to start attempting to learn Legilimency-literally seeing through the eyes of her cat or those around her as a workaround to her own blindness. Maybe she could get a pet raven or something to take into exams to work with? Eh-a problem for future Tessa. It has to be said again: Tessa is a genius in basically all things magical. She will accidentally forget her wand back in her dorm every few days and just not notice because it's never been necessary for her to cast any spells. Rare is the spell that takes her more than one try to master, and even rarer is the spell that she doesn't just tear apart and remake for her own amusement as she customizes it to better suit her and her own desires. When Flitwick taught his class the Levitation Charm, it took her all of ten minutes to figure out a general-purpose telekinetic charm instead-though getting her to explain what she was actually doing was like pulling teeth. For that reason she and Hermione had something of a rivalry going on; Tessa the genius of instinct and intuition, Hermione the genius of academia and intellect. Well, that's how Hermione perceived their relationship. Tessa was looking for something a little /closer/ than rivalry, and thus saving Hermione from a troll by way of stealing its own club and beating it unconscious (with her telekinetic spell) was an excellent way to cool the budding rivalry and get Hermione to become Tessa's friend. Thus did the two smartest girls in Hogwarts join forces-Hermione the Nerdy Gryffindor and Tessa the Blind Slytherin. And Tessa has plenty of time to turn Hermione over to her way of thinking... Harry and Hermione still became friends, and thus Harry still went to "save" the Philosopher's Stone from "Snape" at the end of the year. Tessa joined in-hidden by an invisibility spell of her own design-out of simple greed to steal the Philosopher's Stone for herself. Quirrelmort ends up spotting her and forcing a magical duel between them; Tessa manages to hold her own surprisingly well, but is slowly pushed back due to simple inexperience and blindness preventing her from seeing flashes of spells. Luckily before Tessa is defeated Harry jumps in and tackles Quirrelmort-killing him with Lily's love protection. Tessa doesn't end up getting her hands on the Philosopher's Stone after that whole misadventure, but decides to just take it as a challenge and make her own eventually. Final exams are actually fairly easy as Jumper ends up working out a "proprioception" spell that lets her "feel" things with her magic, letting her literally feel the pages in front of her as she writes and see through touch. Still not a perfect solution-no color-but at least she can read and write now! (And using her proprioception magic lets her literally feel people's bodies from a distance with them none the wiser. This will come in extremely handy later on.) In Second Year Tessa ended up discovering Swelling Solution, and-having awoken Tessa to the grand and beautiful potential of potions-the Wizarding World would never be the same. Practically from that point onwards Tessa dedicated herself to research and experimentation in all sorts of unique and strange potions-then into ensorcelled treats, candies, drinks, and so much more. She knew exactly what she wanted to do with her life in this world-exactly what she was going to dedicate her forty years in this world to. She was going to be the world's greatest candy maker-the Willy Wonka of the Wizarding World. Complete with exceptionally fetishy gum-and several other lewd candies! Of course, as a Second Year there was only so much she could do with her limited knowledge and skills-so she dedicated herself to study and development of her magic. Entirely by accident, Tessa also ended up killing Slytherin's Basilisk much earlier than Harry would have. She had ended up encountering the Basilisk while it was slithering through the halls and didn't end up petrified-on account of her blindness. She was forced to react quickly and use her environment as her spells didn't work on the thing directly, but she eventually managed to skewer the thing on Transfigured stone spikes. The death of the Basilisk in such a public place even ended up getting Hagrid exonorated and allowed to have a true Wand once again, and ended up with her being filty stinking rich thanks to her selling the monster's corpse in various auctions and deals. Capital for her eventual candy factory, acquired. Of course, just killing the Basilisk didn't actually deal with the Heir of Slytherin, and the gang still went through with their Polyjuice plan...and Hermione ended up becoming a surprisingly cute anthro catgirl. This provided Tessa with the inspiration to make her very first custom ensorcelled treat: Animal Crackers! Crackers that would transform the consumer into an anthro furry of whatever animal the cracker was shaped like. It took her most of the year to develop the crackers, but she eventually succeeded-and Hermione found herself something of an addict to the cat crackers. In unrelated news, Harry and Tom Riddle ended up in some sort of crazy duel in the Chamber of Secrets near the end of the year, with Harry winning only by the skin of his teeth and with Ginny somehow managing to pull on Tom's power to weaken him. The Horcrux burst into flames afterwards, the soul within dying as the book charred. Dobby still got freed in the end. (1/2)

>>47 Most of the rest of Tessa's time in Hogwarts went much the same way; she was peripherally involved in many of the events, but never quite at the conclusion. Whenever she got involved she tended to be an overwhelming force that could only really be matched directly by the Dark Lord himself, but she was almost always more focused on her own studies and efforts in developing her wide variety of candies, treats, and desserts. She even collaborated with the Weasley Twins at one point-though they were quite leery of working with her on account of her being a Slytherin, she was in many ways seen as an honorary Gryffindor due to her frequent assists and friendship with Harry. Things went a bit off the rails in Seventh Year, when Voldemort's forces invade Hogwarts and all but attempted to rule over it. Tessa, being a fairly rational person who recognizes how insane Voldemort and his Death Eaters are, decides to take things into her own hands. She is unhesitating in killing Voldemort's Death Eaters whenever she sees them, and Snape only manages to escape Hogwarts by the skin of his teeth. This ends up triggering the Battle of Hogwarts early, while Voldemort still has several Horcruxes left, and Hogwarts doesn't have any actual forces on its side except for Tessa herself. Course-that doesn't stop her in the slightest. In a battle that shakes the Wizarding World she fights Voldemort's armies to a standstill, killing countless giants, monsters, Dementors outright by commanding Fiendfyre to consume them, and so much more. A one-woman army-a living apocalypse who seems utterly unstoppable. Voldemort himself is forced to take to the field and duel Tessa in a battle the likes of which hadn't been seen in decades. The two of them are caught in a stalemate-neither of them able to kill the other. Eventually Voldemort was forced to leave-not flee, but simply leave. Hogwarts would continue to be protected, this time by Tessa...and with Tessa acting as a big distracting target for Voldemort to look for ways to kill, Harry was free to go around destroying his Horcruxes-with a little undercover help from Snape. Everything eventually came to a final battle, the Order against Voldemort in a sudden clash with everything on the line...while Tessa was far away in Hogwarts just sorta living her own life. Harry ended up triumphing in the end by the skin of his teeth-literally dying at one point while simultaneously killing Nagini, then getting back up and killing Voldemort with a surprise attack. Thus ended the reign of Voldemort, and began a new era. Tessa did end up opening that candy store she had intended on making, selling all sorts of genuinely delicious treats as well as a wide variety of transformative and lewd treats. Her store even got quite a bit of fame thanks to her being capable of matching against Voldemort, though as she wasn't the one who actually killed him she was less popular than Harry was. That wasn't much of an imposition to her though. The rest of her time here was mostly just spent developing her magic independently, growing her candy store, and having fun. She never really ended up doing anything as truly world-shaking or important as the things she got up to in her teenage years, but she was happy with what she had and what she achieved. ... Alright, so there's a 12000 character limit. Good to know. Gonna post one more jump's worth of writing.

>>48 Jump 3: Inheritance Cycle Location: Gil'ead/Age: 19/Gender: Female/Origin: Sorcerer/Race: Urgal (-300 CP) Perks: Kull/Mental Shields/Protected Name/Magic/Hero Killer/Scholar/Herbalism/Intentional Magic (-1200 CP) Items: A Focus Drawbacks: Ra'zac Hunt/Shade Target (+500 CP) Tessa's plans here are fairly simple: build up some defenses to deal with the Ra'zac and Shade, practice her magic, then head out to find some cute girls to stuff silly. A little bit of cosmetic Transfiguration lets her adjust her body and looks to be far more palatable to her tastes, and with that completely and absolutely necessary work out of the way it isn't too much effort for her to begin setting up all sorts of charms, wards, and other mystical defenses as she builds up a little home out in the forest near Gil'ead. Purely for the fun of it and out of no greater desire than because she can, she proceeds to create herself a little house in the forest made of gingerbread and full of furniture made of all sorts of desserts and treats, charmed to be not just edible but utterly delicious, addictive, and fattening-as well as charmed to be clean and safe to eat. Yup, she's going full Hansel and Gretel with this. It took her less than a week for her to set up the most critical infrastructure for actual defensive actions-a wide variety of wards, charms to mimic modern utilities, so on and so forth. Within a month she had a very comfy cottage in the woods, larger on the inside than on the outside, self-cleaning, self-repairing, and with a wide variety of both amenities and tools for further development. With two months of prep, said cottage had magically transformed into a gingerbread house-with the surrounding clearing being mystically charmed to always be clean and free of bacteria or fungi, and with most of the cottage within having furniture made of delicious and highly addictive desserts that would ALSO self-replenish. Her more normal cottage and mystical tools were in a special dimensionally-shunted side-cottage that required a special key to access, much like how certain expanded trunks could have multiple compartments take up the exact same space depending on which key was used on them. Almost three months after she arrived in this world, the Ra'zac had finally tracked Tessa down to her location north of Gil'ead. The tricky thing about the Ra'zac was that they slip right under any sort of mystical detection-the ones hunting her due to her drawback, at least-so quite a number of Tessa's wards and magics just simply ignored them...but not all. Tessa knew that the Ra'zac were coming after all, and had prepared accordingly. Instead of a blacklist that detects and stops things that are on the list, she simply needed a defense that automatically stops EVERYTHING then checks a whitelist to let specific things through. No need to detect the Ra'zac if they just get caught along with everything else she doesn't want touching her clearing! Catching and defeating the Ra'zac was actually pretty easy, all told. Supernaturally strong and stealthy they may have been, but Tessa had more than enough time to prepare for their coming and thus they were effortlessly defeated. The same could not be said for the Shade. A powerful sorcerer-more a conglomeration of Spirits animating a shared vessel than a truly independent being at this point, and capable of feats of magic that no other being in this world save for MAYBE the Dragons in the throes of passion were capable of. The Shade was barely a week behind the Ra'zac in discovering where Tessa had holed up, and casually destroyed the wards and traps that would catch average bandits or even powerful Urgals. It ripped a hole straight through the net that caught the Ra'zac, not even pausing its stride. Impossible, digsuting power began to gather in one hand as it approached Tessa's cottage, a truly terrifying spell forming with ease that only the Spirits could achieve. But for all the simple defenses that Tessa had set up-those were the sorts of things that only took two weeks, a month to prepare at the worst. She had nearly three months to prepare for the Shade's coming. The Ra'zac hadn't made it past the most peripheryy defenses, and the Shade found itself arrogantly assumign that was the extent of Tessa's power. Chains of light burst from rents in space, fires that consumed magic itself springing forth from below and blades of air forged into solidity and enchanted with truly terrifying powers struck out. One at a time, the Shade might have been able to deal with-WAS able to deal with, as the Shade shattered the air-blades with a blast from his off-hand. But all at once, as more and more defenses activated in response to the Shade's coming? Caught in chains of light, the Shade's head was lopped off. This would not kill a Shade, not normally. A Shade only died when its heart was pierced, normally. But Tessa's defenses were the likes that could hold back Voldemort-at least for a time, and Voldemort had employed amortal beings like the Dementors. She had prepared her defenses accordingly, with seals to bind the Spirits that made up the Shade, Fiendfyre to burn their magic, and special spells of her own design-born from years of research into methods to kill that which had never lived in the first place-to bring about an end to something that had no end. Screaming in agony and cursing all the way, the Spirits that made up the Shade were obliterated entirely-not just freed, but destroyed one and all. Such a thing was an abomination to the other Spirits of Alagaesia and ensured that she would forever be their enemy-but frankly Tessa didn't care one whit about that. See how far it gets them-just like it got to their brethren when they tried to attack her in the form of a Shade. With the actual threats to her life dealt with, Tessa set about repairing and rebuilding her defenses as well as preparing her Gingerbread Cottage to draw in some lovely ladies for her to play with and fatten up. Over the next several months rumors would spread about "The Witch of Gil'ead"; her Gingerbread House, her overflowing hospitality, her overwhelming might. Tessa made absolutely no effort to support the resistance, and at the same time did nothing to support Galbatorix and the Broddring Empire. She simply did her own thing, tempting young girls into the forests at night, feeding them, playing with them, before finally releasing them-or tempting them into permanent "servitude" where she could play with them and feed them up to her heart's content. She even captured a singular elf, who had come to investigate the Witch of Gil'ead. Said elf had wandered straight into her Gingerbread House, taken part in her hospitality, found herself addicted, pleasured, and overwhelmed more than any elf had ever been in this world. She grew, and grew, and found herself incapable of leaving-not bound to this place by any mystical binding, but simply incapable of abandoning the pleasures that she had found here. That elf found herself utterly addicted to Tessa's touch, Tessa's care, and became the largest of any of the girls in Tessa's collection. Some years into her stay in this world the Elven Army came down from Ceunon, seeking to take Gil'ead. Tessa did nothing to stop them, even providing some measure of assistance-though the elves were rather reluctant to work with her on account of her activities. At one point Tessa negotiated with Islanzadi herself-the queen of the elves-to secure the release of the women she had "kidnapped and enslaved". Tessa insisted she did no such thing and allowed the elves to speak with and invite back the women to their homes-to a one, not a single one of them took up that offer, not even the elf woman who had gotten caught up in Tessa's plays. None of them were bewitched or bound by Word-it was simple pleasures and abundance that bound them to Tessa. Distasteful as she found it, Islanzadi still ended up securing Tessa's assistance for the Siege of Gil'ead. Tessa ended up providing several unique and "powerful" artifacts to the Elven Army; a bag of infinite food (all quite fattening) and jug of endless milk (full fat) that would never spoil, a necklace given to Islanzadi as a token of goodwill that would save her from a single mortal blow by teleporting her back to Tessa's cottage, and several other trinkets that it frankly took minutes for Tessa to toss together yet were remarkably powerful and unique for the residents of Alagaesia. During the Siege of Gil'ead Murtagh appeared and attempted to attack Tessa-only for her to show how overwhelmingly powerful she was by casually holding back the rider even when he held several Eldunari empowering him. Galbatorix tried to negotiate briefly with Tessa through Murtagh, but she outright scoffed at that-and proceeded to telekinetically throw Murtagh and his dragon quite literally over the horizon. Murtagh survived that, but would not come back to challenge Tessa again. (1/2)

>>49 Several months, nearly a year later, the Battle For Uru'baen began-the final battle against Galbatorix's forces and for the fate of the Broddring Empire. Galbatorix had discovered the Name of Names, and things were going rather badly-especially with empowered generals like Lord Barst carving swathes through the armies. Islanzadi was nearly killed by him after a truly climactic duel, saved only by Tessa's gift and brought back to Gil'ead by the portkey within. Tessa saved Islanzadi's life and learned of the battle in progress, and Islanzadi pleaded for her assistance-surely, as such a powerful sorceress, she could turn aside Galbatorix's power? Tessa could, but saw no reason to do so-she would be just fine way out here, and even if Galbatorix brought forth his full army she would stand firm. If she were to fight, she'd have to be paid for it-and Tessa wanted for nothing but company. So Islanzadi offerred the only thing she could offer: her own life. She swore herself to Tessa's service "until her life's light extinguished" in return for Tessa fighting in the battle of Uru'baen-though only her own life, as Islanzadi swore that she would not have influence over the lives of other elves while in Tessa's service. Tessa agreed, and sealed it with a Binding Vow-then brought out a Time Turner she'd stolen back in the previous world, wound back time a few hours, and Apparated from Gil'ead to Uru'baen with Islanzadi-now enslaved to Tessa's service-in tow. In this second time around Tessa carefully manipulated the battle with her own magic, casually turning aside Galbatorix's wards and ensuring that things turned out much better while looking exactly like they did before. When Islanzadi disappeared at the climax of her duel against Barst Tessa appeared, wielding a blade of burning Fiendfyre, and struck down the empowered Imperial Lord. The battle for Uru'baen continued on-until Eragon finally slew King Galbatorix. With that act the war was finally over, and all that was left was the accounting and figuring out what to do in the aftermath. There was a massive political upheaval when Islanzadi abdicated her rulership to Arya-especially when the reason was revealed that she had willingly enslaved herself to Tessa in return for her assistance during the final battle. Eragon offerred to undo the binding with the Name of Names but Islanzadi rejected that outright, declaring that her pride would not allow such a thing. While Arya was willing to accept this, several elves still swore vengeance against Tessa for this act. Tessa herself retreated back to her cottage in Gil'ead, where she led a simple and idyllic life full of lewd and fattening shenanigans. Islanzadi was forced to be involved in these shenanigans time after time, her elven pride warring with her Wordbound agreement and the pleasures that Tessa would inflict on her with her various lewd potions, ensorcelled treats, and much more. More than a few elves tried to attack Tessa over the years that followed but none were able to actually hurt her or even break through her wards-and a couple even ended up joining Islanzadi in "service" to Tessa. As her decade in this world drew to a close Tessa gathered up all those who were sworn to her service, prepped her Cottage to fit inside a simple suitcase-along with everyone in it-and disappeared from this world as suddenly as she appeared.

>>9 5 images/files per post, 50 mb upload limit, webms with sound. >>6 8kun is dead and has been for awhile. If you're looking for other /tg/ boards. smuglo.li/tg/ is the most active and we have a >>/cyoa/ here.

>>51 >>>/cyoa/

>>51 >5 images/files per post, 50 mb upload limit, webms with sound. What the fuck. Five fucking images? 50 mb limit? Webms with sound? Can we be trusted with such power?

>>53 No. But we should abuse it. >boop Ooooooooh

>>54 Got that one off of a come/d/y thread (back when /d/ used to do those on occasion). Have some more silly /d/ that I never got the opportunity to post on /jc/ proper.

>>53 Anon, there's a whole second thread for waifuposting yet it's not full of lewd pics and shitposting yet. We're clearly an extremely well behaved and responsible refugee community.

>>55 >Being a cock addicted demon whore is fine actually, I don't care anymore. Best jumps not to acquire waifus, but to be the waifu?

>>29 Absolutely retarded and unnecessary move. >>57 My brother in Christ, he posted it on reddit and QQ. We're going to attract the worst of the worst. Case in point, bancho here >>42 has already started to post his garbage fetishes.

>>59 MGE probably.

>>59 Miyuki-chan in Wonderland.

Individual files are 25mb each. Welcome to the future. Okay, no webp support.

>>65 Who was it that asked?

>>65 >>53 Whoops. But feel free to upload anything. That's the beauty of an altchan.

>>5 (OP) Why is Worst Girl (Korra) the Banner? I'd accept many other girls for Banner Girl, but absolutely not Worst Girl.

>>68 Are you even a fully grown jumper if you haven't yet caught, corrected, and trained into something useful a Korra? It seems almost like a right of passage like solving Worm or beating Gilgamesh.

>>68 I'm just digging through my hard drive for images that are amusing or near the necessary aspect ratio. If you have banners you want for this board, post 'em here: >>70 (Cross-thread)

>>71 A'ight. Gimme a hot minute.

>>60 Total Smuthunter Victory

Made a thread. >>74 (Cross-thread) Dunno if anyone else would be interested in this thing, but if not, you don't have to post in it.

>>75 I dunno if we have the posters to necessitate splitting the thread, especially when the new thread would be for the most on-topic posts.

>>60 >Bancho here Lmao, not even Bancho. I'm actually 9anon the Smuthunter BLADE.

>>76 I mean, we already have a thread specifically for companions, but I see your point. Though this would simply exist as an option for those who want slower, more dedicated critique, sought out by those who are specifically interested in it.

>>78 The companions thread is just a waifuspamming thread. But I'm 9anon so do whatever.

>>79 *I'm not 9anon

>>76 >especially when the new thread would be for the most on-topic posts Also, this assertion will become questionable if this thread ever starts to look anything like the usual /tg/ threads.

>>80 Hey 9anon, can you ban everyone that has a fetish? Thanks.

>>75 I'm not sure I understand the purpose of the thread. On the last 4chan thread I asked for people to float suggestions for short Star Wars jumps, with no promise to make them. Would that be considered jumpmaking or not since it invites begging of a kind and isn't about a jump I have committed to?

Sup, my n-worda.

>>83 At that point I may as well delete the board.

What on earth is jumpchain?

>>88 Honestly, the only things I've ever seen you post would be relevant to that board. You show up, state you're making a jump/posting one, and post a "thanks for the build!" in response to builds.

>>94 I post with my name off a lot of the time.

>>93 Concentrated autism in the form of an overcomplicated writing prompt for self-insert crossover fanfiction. Leave now, before you die of cringe.

>>88 This clause was included for a reason, to help iron out the kinks of something we haven't done before: >Rules are subject to change based on the needs of the community, but these feel like a good set of guidelines to start off with. As long as people aren't shitposting (which is to some extent subject to the honor rule), /I/ wouldn't have a problem with it. I'm not the mod/the king/your mother, though. It's just to discourage shit like "please add a Korra/Supergirl/etc. expy that I want to fuck" that seems to plague 99% of requests for suggestions these days.

>>96 So do many other jumpmakers, yes. I was referring to you as a nametag, not an anon.

No offence to our Messiah 9anon, but I wish and hope the original chan will come back. ...How do you call the third resurection of Jesus?

>>98 Okay, if you are good with it. >>99 Fair enough.

>>100 Reckoning Two: Electric Boogaloo.

>>100 Dei's Nuts.

>>100 This is a bunker at the end of the day, but it will be home until the 4jannies get their shit together.

It's good to see Artoria as our banner. Only temporarily, sure, but still.

>>97 So quests?

>>106 The better version too!

Isn't the Shard Chad on Discord? Along with BLADE? BLADE, could you spread the word so the Shard Chad can start posting again?

>9Anon You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a janny.

>>107 It's more of a solo thing that sees you going through CYOAs with a relatively standardized formats as you travel the multiverse and snowball in power. >>112 Such is life.

Are there any jumps which offer a magical hotel that exists in many places at once as a sort of crossroads between different regions?

>>93 >>107 Solo quests with a different format and goal. We geek out and exchange ideas. And sometime, post docs It's genuinely fun imo. >>112 Could be worse. It's the situation that called for it. I'd rather have one of us becoming Satan to recreate our Heaven than nothing. Don't you like that analogy?

>>117 Not a hotel per se, but the House of Mystery from JLD could easily be used as one and otherwise satisfies your requirements.

>>117 It's not a jump but something like >>>/cyoa/65 could be inspiration for you to make your own hotel. You could start there, travel to a world, go back and solve a mystery at the hotel before moving to the next world.

>>120 Sadly the House doesn't actually fit, mostly because it moves locations rather than existing in multiple. >>122 This is quite cool but it's not a jump.

>>117 >>117 Sounds like a very niche thing. If you're willing to settle for a ghetto knock-off that fulfills a similar purpose by tackier means, you could get the restaurant from Restaurant to Another World or set-up your own ghetto knock-off using portal powers/magic from any relevant jump.

>>126 The restaurant seems like it'll be the closest I'm going to find, thanks anon!

>>129 As a magical domain rather than a specific item, you could go to nobilis and pick up a magical court of [thing], and then pick, say, people who are lost and markets as your domain. So you'd end up with a great deal of people who got lost while looking for a specific store wandering into your place. Or in your case, people who are lost and maybe safe places to sleep.

So is anyone aside from the fatfag gonna post any builds or anything?

>>132 There are only 11 people here, anon. Be the change you want to see.

>>132 You can have my third iteration of my Pokerogue build if you like. I've decided to drop the exp charm because quite frankly I don't need it, dropped importing torterra because also I also (probably) don't need it, and picked up companioning my skeledirge and a shiny ticket as well. Shinys are surprisingly powerful in this game. Klutz +100 Unfashionable +100 Dynaminimum +100 Ultra Beast Blues +100 Remember Super Training +200 Paradox Rift +200 Challenge Classic Mode +200 Rainbow Episode +400 Somewhere You Can't Remember Fragments Of What Could Have Been Idea Construct -Skeledirge 50 Rogue Pokémon Opportunist 100 Protean 100 Super Luck 400 Shiny Ticket 50 Reviver Seed 100 EXP All 200 Care Package (Spa, Hp, Spd) 200 Your Rival (Ivy)

Multiple images are kind of cool as a concept, but jesus Christ, it looks really fucking bad.

>>136 But consider: we can meme five times as hard as before!

>>137 Brevity is the soul of wit. Counterintuitively, you're actually meming 1/5 as hard by posting 5 memes at a time.

>>138 Quantity has a quality all its own. Posting 5 memes at once is still higher meme-age than a single meme per post.

>>139 The right meme at the right time is worth infinitely more than five memes chosen on a whim. It's the difference between a sniper hitting someone dead-on and a thug spraying and praying five times gangsta style.

Would a futadom rape game be a suitable alternative game to get stuck in for Alterworld's big +1000 drawback?

>>140 The secret to success is to get up one more time than life pushes you down. Maybe not every meme hits, but as long as you keep posting you'll get a hit eventually.

Might as well post what I've got so far for my current chain. 0001: Majuu Purification Girl Utea; Origin: Monster (Drop-In) Perks[-1200]: Demon of Lust, Hide Your Nature, Semen Demon(-100), Carnal Dynamo(-100), The Shape of Desire(-200), Father of Monsters(-200), King of All Desires(-300), Patriarch of the Injuu(-300) Items[-200]: Magical Barrier(-200), Distilled Corruption, Hidden Lair Drawbacks[+400]: Monster of the Week(+100), Before the Clock Strikes 12(+300) Total: 1400-1400 ~ World of Tentacles; Origin[-100]: Demon King Origin Perks[-700]: Royalty by Recognition, Leading by Example(-100), Magic and Mayhem, Sorcery and Supremacy(-100), Corruption and Conviction(-200), Domination and Desecration(-300) Items[+300-500]: Power Suit, Tome of Perverse Lore(-200), Dark Kingdom(-300) Companions[-0]: Right-Hand Woman Total: 1000-1000 ~ Writeup; >Given a chain, I found it to be rather barebones, bereft of core supplements and companions slots. However, I also had no benefactor to keep entertained, with the choices being made through an interface that I could call up and dismiss at will. I also found my initial choice of destinations limited to the shortlist of QQ jumps I'd been using for my written chain in my old life. Combined with the lack of supplements, this meant I wouldn't get access to a few utilities I considered essential for a while. >Finding that I could combine jumps, I slapped World of Tentacles onto Majuu Purification Girl Utea. The latter provided me with a powerset that let me be a magical flesh horror slash rape demon, while the former gave me the means to turn my magic into spells. The wider setting wasn't altered by this combination, though a drawback I took ensured that the world was more similar to a normal magical girl setting than the doujin. Designs were still quite lewd, but the local mahou shoujo fought the local bad guys in an orthodox fashion and the local bad guys never made any permanent gains - though they weren't wiped out either. >For my part, I ended up dropping into the local version of Tokyo, appearing inside my Hidden Lair with my Right-Hand Woman, an expy of Sara Bellum. From there I spent my decade here in hiding, learning spells from my new tome, getting the hang of my new powers, and making sweet love to Sara.

>>143 Could we keep the main thread SFW even if the rest of the board is NSFW? I don't want to keep tabbing or minimizing so my family don't look over my shoulder and I think I'm looking for porn?

>>144 Sure thing, bud. From this post on, keep images you post in this thread relatively SFW or spoilered. Violating images will be deleted or be spoilered.

>>145 Thanks

>>50 Jump 4: Stardew Valley Origin: Mystic/Age: 34/Gender: Female Perks: Eye For Quality/Animal Whisperer/Green Thumb/Mystical Gardening/Lumberjack/Fisherman/The First Step Is Trying/Down Home Charm/The Lost Tongues/Transmutation/Totems (-1300 CP) Items: The Farm (Standard) Expanded/Bait And Tackle/Mixed Seed Bundle/Gem Berry Seeds/Wild Seed Bundle/Ancient Fruit Seed/Void Egg/Endless Mine (-800 CP) Drawbacks: You're Getting Your Rule 63 Everywhere!/Clever Wildlife/Termites And Mold And Bad Weather, Oh My!/Boy These People Have Problems/Demand Perfection (+1100 CP) Actually managing a farm is a whole new experience for Tessa, but not a truly demanding one-she's got plenty of magic on her side after all. It doesn't take her more than a few weeks to set up her Gingerbread Cottage as the heart of her farm, get various enchantments and charms going to get the farm taking care of itself, and get a routine in place to ensure those enchantments are still running every morning. Quite a few things on the farm consistently try to go wrong and cost her hours of work every day, but she's a sorceress of truly incredible power-if she couldn't enchant her farm THIS much, what would her decades of training even be worth? Within a month or so her farm is running like a well-oiled machine, and she's already producing plenty of produce and a few animal products to boot. Such as Elf Milk. On that note, she had plenty of girls to care for and make part of her farm-including a few elves and especially Islanzadi, who was doing her damndest to retain what few slivers of Elven Pride she could manage while wearing farmer clothes and being several hundred pounds heavier than she was in the previous world. Islanzadi was even hopeful she could use the manual labor of farmwork to try and burn off some of the weight Tessa had managed to pack onto her frame...but alas for her, for Tessa had ensured the farm ran as a well-oiled machine with copious amounts of enchantment, and even weaved in gravity-lightening spells into Islanzadi's overalls to ensure that even carrying around her immense bulk wouldn't cause her any strain or cost her any effort. Most of the other girls either hang around in the cottage as dependents, or in the Barns. There they produced a few different products for Jumper's Farm; "Cow" Milk, eggs via a trick of Transfiguration for those who liked that fetish, Blueberry Juice, even meat for those who were particularly degenerate and wanted to go through a special ritual that let them be cut apart safely once they reached a certain weight-reducing them back to almost normal for a time, until they began to put on weight once again. Islanzadi would at one point consider joining the Meat Girls in their practice in order to swiftly shed her weight-but reconsidered when she learned that the Meat Girls had special charms and feed that made it utterly addictive to gain weight rapidly and were hopelessly lost in the pleasure of preparing to be eaten. Yet at times she was still tempted... Beyond just prepping the farm, there was still plenty of work for Tessa to do. She frequently went out to town, talked to the townsfolk, helped them with their issues, and so on. She went out fishing in a wide variety of locations, both for fun and to catch each and every kind of fish it was possible to catch. She went out foresting, collecting singularly rare fruits and plants. She even went down into the mines, collecting ores, minerals, and fighting monsters. The mines were particularly interesting actually-built into as part of her farm somehow was an endless mine that she could delve into and never find a bottom, only more and more riches and challenges as she went in deeper. She didn't go too deep most days, at most having reached the 150th floor by the time her decade in this world had finished-but it was an interesting thing to explore and she knew it would be quite useful to explore later-when she was much stronger and could make use of the resources of that mine better. At the end of the day though...this was just a relaxing, simple decade for Tessa. There was no grand battle or adventure to be had-just the daily life on the farm, some casual exploration for golden walnuts, fishing, lewd fun with her servants and dependents, helping people with their day to day lives...just a relaxing time all around. Despite that though it was frankly more chaotic and active than her time in Alagaesia-back there she was mostly just acting as a hermit, but here she was actively working as a farmer, connecting to people and having little daily adventures. These days could have gone on forever and she would've been happy with that. But eventually a decade had passed, her duties here were fulfilled, and it was time to move on to the next world.

>>148 Jump 5: Hunter X Hunter Origin: Villain Species: Human/Age: 16/Location: Yorknew City/Affiliation: None/Nen Affinity: Enhancer Perks: Endless Search/Nen Genius/(Cooking/Baking)/Nen Awakening/Beautiful Body/Killing Intent/Live And Learn/Misdirection/Perception/Charisma/Mastermind/Savant (-1200 CP) Items: Hideout Drawbacks: Kurapika Is A Girl/Needle (+200 CP) Hatsu: Architect's Delight (Emission/Enhancer): The user imbues their Nen into whatever food they are preparing, using the cooking process itself as a ritual/restriction, and adds unique transformative properties to the food depending on what was prepared, how it was prepared, and the intentions of the chef. A hearty steak could temporarily increase the strength of one who eats it, homemade soup could speed up regeneration, a light and fluffy souffle could temporarily let one fly, and so on. Foods cooked with this are always supernaturally calorie dense, causing weight gain proportional to the Nen imbued into them once the transformation they grant wears off. Tessa enters this world as both the singular best book and baker in the entire world, bar none. With these skills-as well as the resources from her farm-she proceeds to open a restaurant in Yorknew City and sell a wide variety of dishes and treats for the sake of both fun and profit. Mostly the fun side of things to be honest-she was fully self sufficient thanks to her farm and magic, so she was literally just in this to sell loads of extremely cheap, extremely delicious, extremely fattening food. Given her rock-bottom prices, her sky-high delights, and the fact that she actively warded and enchanted her restaurant to be a safe place where people could just enjoy their food and have fun in peace...she achieved her goals quite well, quite quickly. It took her less than a month for her restaurant to become shockingly popular, and within a year she was running the single most well-renowned restaurant in the entirety of Yorknew City. Not only that-she took pride in ensuring that anyone who wanted to eat at her restaurant COULD eat there; spatial expansion charms ensured that her restaurant was always big enough to seat everyone, clever usage of temporal warping charms and Nen to speed up her actions ensured she cooked and served full meals at lightning paces, cleaning and repair charms kept everything sanitary and beautiful, and both the productivity of her personal farm as well as duplication charms ensured she ALWAYS had enough for everyone to eat their fill many times over! It's a busy time every day in this world-so busy that Tessa feels like she hardly ever has a moment to herself. This sheer sense of increasing pressure leads to her developing a Hatsu to be in multiple places at once-a clone technique where each clone shares their memories with each other and the creator. This naturally allows Tessa to be massively more productive AND to take some time to herself and her own pleasures, but also allows her to get in some extra training time and explore the potential of Nen in a more general sense. A few weeks of general self-guided training saw her developing the basic Nen abilities to truly incredible levels. It took her less than a week to maintain Ten at all times, then using Ren for hours and hours until she could maintain it for days at a time, then a few months to learn to maintain a constant state of Ken. Gyo-and consequentially Ko and Ryu-came later, but within three months she'd mastered those applications as well. She hardly even realized that Shu was a unique application of Nen in the first place-merely regarding it as a basic function of Ten. Tessa learned Zetsu mostly as a matter of developing Gyo, but never really saw much use in the technique in and of itself-thus she never developed it very far and never even learned of In. En, on the other hand, became one of her most treasured and well-practiced techniques; being able to effortlessly sense everything in a given radius made her job serving customers in her restaurant so much easier and better, therefore she spent incredible effort developing her En to the point that she could maintain it throughout her entire restaurant at all times-and it was not exactly a small restaurant given the spatially expanded interior. Nen Clones, En, and sheer speed changed the very way she ran the restaurant; she had no need for waitresses, as she was able to serve EVERYONE all at the same time-and manage their needs easily and on the fly! Within a year she'd grown comically strong as a Nen user, spurred on not by a desire for strength-but out of a desire to run the very best restaurant that she possibly could. Her restaurant's fame had only grown in that time, though her wards-with a little built in Confundus charm-ensured that most people didn't actually notice that she was every single waitress at once or that the building she was working in was larger on the inside than on the outside. For the most part, she was rather happy with her work; her regulars were growing in weight and getting cuter by the day, her skills were continuing to develop even beyond their already incredible height, and she was getting stronger-and thus better at her job~! There were a few minor kerfuffles here and there though. There was a recent terrorist attack on the city by some psychopaths for some reason, but her wards were more than strong enough to defend against that and hide any actual supernatural effects on her building. No, what was much more of an issue were the...gourmet hunters she was getting, was the only way she could put it. She had originally advertised her restaurant as having the best food in the world mostly for the sake of getting attention so she could start off her career-though she absolutely had the skills to back up that claim. As her restaurant grew in popularity both chefs and food critics began to come to her restaurant and challenge her, putting her skills to the test to truly see if she could back up her claim. She would proceed to demonstrate that yes, indeed, her skills were the real deal-even when she was using ingredients that weren't from her farm or making dishes she was unfamiliar with, she won those contests handily and with style. This only added to her restaurant's popularity, causing its renown to grown, causing more Gourmet Hunters to show up, causing more contests to occur in a feedback loop that very swiftly began to elevate her restaurant to the point that it became world famous within just about two years. Now, the funny thing-there were those who sent in challenge letters or invitations to cooking tournaments and the like, inviting her to go to various places to truly put her cooking skills to the test. Things that a truly dedicated gourmet chef might be deeply interested in...the thing was, she wasn't actually interested in these sorts of things. She honestly just wanted to feed people fattening food and watch them grow bigger, and the fact that her food was the best in the world was secondary to the goal of Architecture. If those contests happened to be close by she would occasionally send a Nen Clone out to participate, but if they were too far away? She just ignored them entirely to keep doing her own thing. This off and on participation in the Gourmet Hunter shenanigans ended up netting her the title of "Tenth Feast Goddess"-the lowest possible ranking of the highest level chefs in the known world, with rumors swirling that she truly deserved the crown of First Feast Goddess. And yet-Tessa cared not one whit. This was a fun hobby for her to practice her main fetish through, not a major life path. If she had truly cared she would've gone out to those competitions and won-but she didn't. She just wanted to feed people, and she was more than content just running her restaurant in Yorknew City. Beyond those Gourmet Hunter shenanigans, her ten years in this world passed relatively peacefully. Each and every day was a rush given how much work she set for herself running her restaurant, but the further she developed her Nen the more easily that rush was managed. By the time her first year in this world had passed she had more than managed to meet the demands of her position and was able to relax on the job and take time for her own things; by two years she was playing around in the Endless Mines, playing with her loves in the farm, and exploring some more niche powers with Nen. Three years in and she'd developed a minor Hatsu for each of the Nen categories-mostly just to explore what the various Nen Affinities are and do a bit of cross training to develop her skills with them. Ten years in, and somehow nobody noticed that she was in fact one of the most powerful Nen users in the world. She maintained En throughout her entire restaurant literally at all times, had figured out how to cultivate her Nen to constantly and ceaselessly grow, and maintained advanced techniques like Ken the same way other Nen users might maintain Ten. Her main Hatsu-Architect's Delight-had been developed to the point of achieving truly ridiculous feats even with the most minor of dishes, and she'd even figured out how to mitigate its downsides by reducing the caloric impact of her foods to nearly the exact same as their unaugmented form...or how to jack it up to absurdity. The feat that she was most proud of, though, was the fact that the entirety of Yorknew City's obesity index had risen purely because of her restaurant's influence. Truly, she did good work. Content in this knowledge and the results of her efforts, Tessa left this world at the end of her decade and moved on to the next one.

>>149 Jump 6: Children Of The Lamp CP Roll: 1300 CP/Age: 35/Gender: Female/Location: Japan/Race: Djinn (Jann) (+300 CP) Perks: Silent Wish/Cold Immunity Enhanced/Irreversible/The Fourth Wish/Blue Djinn Of Babylon/Childlike Wonder/Riddle Me This Jumper/Change For Good/Luck (-2200 CP) Items: Money/Lamp/Skeleton Key/Soul Mirror Drawbacks: Agoraphobia/Servitude Enhanced/Ifrit's Ire (+900 CP) Tessa enters this world tired of the outside world, exhausted after a decade in the service industry. Certainly she enjoyed seeing so many happy (and fat) customers, but even with all her power and all her efforts she still found herself rather burnt out. Thus, she decided to spend the entire decade just hanging out in her farm, in her Lamp, and playing around with her waifus. That would set her right and she'd be prepared for whatever came next afterwards. Unfortunately her """master""" wouldn't allow such a thing-calling her out to work and do various chores for them. Luckily Tessa had a workaround-by making a multitude of Nen Clones who could leave the lamp and fulfill her master's wishes and desires while she herself stayed snug and happy inside her lamp with her lovers and farm. It wasn't a perfect solution-the Nen Clones weren't capable of Djinn Magic nor were they capable of magic in general, only able to use Nen itself to achieve things...but Tessa's sheer skill with Nen was such that only the most outlandish desires actually required real magic to solve, let alone granting a wish with Djinn Magic. On the one hand was a simple and rather relaxing redo of her time in Stardew Valley, where she simply lived in endless abundance on her farm, relaxed with her lovers, explored the Endless Mines to ever greater depths-now with the power of Nen supporting her, she could go much, MUCH deeper! And so on. On the other hand was her master on Earth calling out for her Djinn to solve their problems or take care of various tasks, to which Tessa's answer was to simply send out Nen Clones who would deal with said tasks then disappear afterwards. No matter what the master demanded of Tessa-whether it be the most mundane chores such as cleaning their house, taking out trash, and so on, or the most absurd demands such as cook them a feast worthy of gods or put on an entire fireworks show for their own amusement-Tessa managed to fulfill those demands all with simple applications of Nen and her own absurd genius. She never even needed to use her Djinn Powers, even when the master made a wish directly. Thanks to the binding that was forced onto Tessa's lamp, she was bound to grant three wishes to her master. She was even bound to spend her own powers for said tasks, should her master demand it. But unless her master very specifically stated that he wished for her to use her DJINN powers, she had more than enough freedom to wiggle out of actually using any of her Inner Flame. She was still forced to use her Djinn Powers on three notable occasions, to grant the true Wishes of her master, but aside from that she was only forced to use her Inner Flame to grant their desires on two other occasions. All the while, Tessa quietly thought, pondered, manipulated, and schemed to bring about something that no good Djinn would ever consider. But she wasn't a djinn, not truly, and she scoffed at their laws. The heresy that she would commit? She was going to kill her master. Not directly of course-she was bound to do no harm to them that they didn't specifically wish for. But indirect harm was more than enough. She had granted her master three wishes, fulfilling that obligation. The first wish that she had granted him was immortality-because everyone wishes for immortality. He was smart enough to wish for it as eternal youth and vitality, ensuring that he would never grow unhealthy, cancerous, or decrepit, but notably this did not make him immune to being killed violently. Nevertheless that was a wish that Tessa could grant fairly easily-a little bit of Transfiguration to rewrite their genetics and add a healing factor, a pinch of Inner Flame to ensure the changes went perfectly, and voila-one immortal, eternally youthful master. Their second wish was something somewhat interesting: they wished they took the place of a particularly famous Yakuza Boss they saw in a nightclub once. Wealth, power, influence-all that and dozens of whores that he could call upon at will, it seemed like a great deal in his eyes. That one took a bit more work, but a little mental rewriting, a sprinkle of Confundus, and a dash of Inner Flame to smooth things over and voila: average Japanese Man becomes a Yakuza Boss. Unfortunately for her master, he proceeded to get "clever". He knew he was limited to three wishes-though thanks to the binding on my lamp, he could continue to call upon me for mundane tasks. He also bore witness to when a few different Ifrit attempted to hunt me down and seal me away-who I was able to easily defeat thanks to my vastly superior magics and abilities. So he got a WONDERFUL idea in his head. If he couldn't get any more wishes out of me-then why not other djinn? He proceeded to wish that he had a dozen djinn who answered his beck and call. And Tessa was all too happy to oblidge; with great skill and magic she fought and bound a dozen different Ifrits into a single ring, forcing unbreakable vows on them that they would grant the wishes of ring's bearer. But they were, of course, under no obligation to make those wishes actually beneficial to the ring's bearer. Tessa had that man as her master for all of two years, serving him in a wide variety of ways and bringing him great things with her service. From the moment that she had forged him the Ifrit Ring to the moment of his very untimely and violent death at the hands of a dozen jilted lovers and a rival Yakuza hitsquad, exactly four days passed. Tessa had successfully defended him against the hitsquad by the by-the jilted lovers just poisoned and stabbed him to death while she was fighting off said hitsquad. And with her first master's death, she proceeded to pick up her own lamp and wander off; she wasn't exactly interested in exploring this world much, so maybe she'd just leave her lamp somewhere someone interesting would find it...Tessa would leave her lamp in a little garage sale, where a young highschool girl would buy it on a whim. And thus she gained a new master...and a new cute girl that she could corrupt~. In this way Tessa would spend her time in this world-serving various masters at one time or another, fighting off Ifrits, and spending her time with her lovers deep inside her Lamp. She even convinced a few of her new masters to join her as lovers in said lamp, indulging in endless pleasure and life therein. Once more she never really got involved in whatever plot there was in this world, and just lived her own life doing her own thing-occasionally fighting off and either killing or sealing several Ifrits along the way.

>>5 (OP) I MISS YOU FUCKERS I didn’t know if I should just get it over with & post in the QQ thread instead of lurking or make an SB account, I can’t vibe with either thread.

>>153 Welcome to the bunker fellow refugee, staying open until 4chan comes back. Hopefully.

>>153 Welcome to the bunker, friend. Let's vibe until the world's end.

>>35 Once again, the cat is dead. Alas. Maybe in another thread.

I'm randomly reminded of a really shitty bleach fanfic that I wrote like a good decade or so ago. The premise was that Ichigo could manipulate time, and also Orihime was an (avatar of an) outer god for no particular reason. I think I still have that fanfic in my scraps folder somewhere...

>>142 gura graduated btw

>>159 Sad to hear. Alas, such is life.

Cliff has made a jump. Why haven't (You)?

>>161 I've made 9

>>161 I've made 6

>>161 I made 4 & currently doing my 5th

>>164 What is it?

Does this place have a persistent archive like 4plebs/desu/etc.? I know there is an "archive" but if it's anything like 4chan's, it only keeps the last 30 or so dead threads.

>>167 Not outside of using archive.md unfortunately. 8ch is to small to have a dedicated archive like desu.

>>166 Appleseed (I should really try to speed up, the downfall of 4chan couldn’t have happened at a worse moment)

>>168 So, spoilers work, but ctrl-s doesn't work. Unfortunate, if not a deal-breaker. There is a "spoiler all" checkbox, though. Mixed bag.

>>171 You can use ** at the start and end of a word like this and it'll spoiler. There's a section on it here: https://8chan.moe/.static/pages/posting.html

>>172 I saw that. Though, I found this most intriguing. >Depends on Board CSS Depends on Board CSS So, presumably moderators can add their own text flairs if they're familiar with CSS (not difficult).

QQ janny deleted the links to this board 9anon, just a heads up.

>>161 Because I don't feel like it

>>174 Annoying. Mods on Discord zapped the site link there real quick as well. So at this point it's doubtful there'll be anyone else joining the bunker.

>>176 It's not ideal, but we could PM people who are known posters. Plus, despite what the QQ mod said, 8chan moe (call it "cute 8chan" or the like rather than linking it) can be found via Google. So as long as they only deleted the links rather than the actual mention of the 8chan bunker (they would have mentioned it in their own post criticizingit), observant non-retards should be able to find us.

>>176 >Mods on Discord zapped the site link there real quick as well. Not surprising, but its not like I had high hopes for anything regarding Discord.

This "bunker" shit is nice an all, but did all of you retards really forget that the IRC exists?

>>179 Yes, I never used it. You got a link?

>>180 http://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA

>>181 It keeps giving me the “we could connect to the server/unknown error message”

>>181 KiwiIRC is dead, use qchat for browser IRC. https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=#JumpchainCYOA

>>183 Thanks anon now I'll finally join the silent IRC for the first time in years since the previous links went dead.

I want to say that I love you all and miss you dearly. God that'd gay but that's the truth.

I'm here too now. Hopefully tripcodes work the same way here they do on 4chan.

>>187 Hi Xom!

>>156 No, my cat! How dare you 9anon, she was covered by the grandfather clause!

We got a jump for To Love Ru?

Man, are we just dead? Chain but your first jump must be a jump you saw someone else post a build for in the past few days.

>>215 Sadly no. Not yet anyway. >>216 >Man, are we just dead? The trick is getting other people to come here. Especially since that faggot QQ mod scared off a bunch of potential posters like Smut by blaming this site for shit that happen over on 8kun back when Ron murdered it for its main uers in favor of a buch of Qboomers, and then banned any discussion on QQ before anyone could correct him. Fucking faggot ass mods are fated to always be the main problem with everything it seems.

Fun fact, in black and white 2, Sabrina plays the demon queen in a narnia ripoff in pokestar studios. Sabrina cute.

>>216 The /tg/ general probably had plenty of people who do not touch any jumpchain community beyond 4chan and believe that 4chan will come back in a matter of hours or days. They won't even think to find another community much less this one.

>>150 Jump 7: Kyonyuu Fantasy Location: Shoenburg/Race: Human/Age: 20/Gender: Female/Origin: Drop-In/Scenario: A Newly Stringed Lute Perks: Kyonyuu Fantasy Enhanced/Wilderness Survival/His Lewdness/Bridge Builder/Soul Of A Saint/Born Under A Lucky Star/Eroge Protagonist/Sexual Educator/Hand Of The Devil/A True Swordswoman Can Overcome Any 'Obstacle'/Teachings Of Emerialia/Atomic Size Beauty/Noble Pursuits (Chef) (-1600 CP) Items: Bra/White Bread/A Humble Home Companions: Busty Bodyguard/Noble Worshipper (-100 CP) Drawbacks: Prince Baboon Or Was It Prince Blubber/Assassin's Reporting/A Stain On The Academy/Eurdian War (+700 CP) Tessa's time in this world could best be described as "failing upwards". She took the place of the Knight Academy's lowest ranked failure and was sent on a mission that would otherwise be certain death, only to encounter a succubus who tries to feed on her and discovers that she had endless lifeforce that can feed a succubus via sex. This ends up solving the entire problem, only to stumble into yet another problem that somehow gets solved by sex as well. And then another. And another. All the way up to having sex with the princess of the realm who has Nymph Blood and can thus only have sex with Tessa. And then going about having sex with the leaders of entirely different countries, ending a continent wide war through the powers of sex and lewdity as literally all the female rulers of the country end up marrying her. SOMEHOW this also led to her completely dismantling several conspiracies and saving the world from Prince Bobon who wanted endless power via the Hallowed Hand's Throne. Tessa couldn't explain it. She was like, 90% sure that this had nothing to do with her Djinn-born luck. The foiling of a multitude of assassination attempts DID, and several lucky breaks along the way could be attributed to that, but all the comical amounts of sex that solved literally every single issue she came across had nothing to do with it at all. Her djinn luck also had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that literally everyone in this world had MASSIVE tits. Like-tits the size of one's head was the STANDARD size for girls in this world, and it only went up from there. She was no exception-with tits so massive they practically had their own gravitational pull. She wasn't complaining, mind you, but it was certainly a strange thing to experience. In between all the truly absurd amounts of sex and the fact that she somehow managed to romance more than a dozen girls purely by having lots and lots of sex with them, she was also able to exercise her muscles as a feeder and made lots and lots of tasty food for her new-and old-wives. Getting fatter only ensured there was more to love, and made the following sex even more pleasurable for all parties involved. Tessa also managed to take some time out of her endless sexcapades to try and be a good ruler in this world, bending her absurd genius towards the task of rulership and governance. She wrote up farming and tax reforms that would bring about incredible bounties and wealth throughout the continent, wrote up military strategies that made her knights and armies into invincible warriors, reformed the book of laws to bring about an era of enlightenment and prosperity. None of this was attributed to her and few in the moment even noticed, but she did it and this unified kingdom would be so much more prosperous for it. Beyond that though, it was just...sex. All the sex, all the time, with all the massive-tiddy girls who were utterly ecstatic to indulge in her fetishes after a few rolls in the hay. And you know what? Tessa was completely and totally fine with that. In this way, ten years passed quite pleasantly-and she moved on to the next world, more than a dozen new wives in her farm alongside her.

>>220 Jump 8: Huniepop Age: 19/Gender: Female Perks: Limber/Gamer/Gym Bunny/Fashionista/Honor Student/Sensei Of Love/Spiritually Attuned/A Sexy Star (-1200 CP) Items: Tasty Treats/Gift Bag/Panty Collection/Trait Fruit Seeds (-500 CP) Drawbacks: Self-Insert/Mundane Concerns/The Nymphojinn (+700 CP) Once again, there was no higher purpose in this world beyond sex-and Tessa was more than happy to indulge herself in it. Spurred onwards by a Love Fairy known as Kyu, Tessa would go out into the world, seduce a good two dozen or so women, bring them back to her apartment, have sex with them, and store their panties in a panty collection for...reasons? To be honest Tessa wasn't fully sure what the point of the Panty Collection thing was, only that it somehow made her more charismatic the more panties she collected. From her conquests in this world, to her wives and lovers back in her farm-which nunbered several dozen already...she had a pretty damn impressive collection of panties. And she would find herself needing each and every one of those panties for her ultimate challenge: seducing and satisfying the Nymphojinn, the cosmic goddesses who awoke only once every ten thousand years in a mega period with the worst PMS imaginable that leads to them destroying entire galaxies in a rage. To avoid such an outcome, they had to wake the Nymphojinn early, seduce them, and fuck their brains out to leave them in a good mood-so their PMS wouldn't get them so angry they destroyed everything. This was a literal, canonical plot point of the Huniepop universe. Tessa felt more confused than anything about this turn of events, but if she could use her sex skills to save everything then dammit she'd do it! To be honest, dealing with the whole Nymphojinn...thing, didn't even take more than a month. Tessa was VERY good at seduction and various sexcapades at this point, and managed to both awaken the Nymphojinn then fuck them back to sleep in record time-to the point that they actively fell in love with Tessa and decided to join her on her journey throughout the multiverse. In a lesser form of course-their true bodies would return to the Sea of Stars and continue to slumber, while they split off vastly weakened avatars that nevertheless still held the power to casually destroy entire planets. And mostly just hung around in Tessa's farm acting like spoiled and very horny brats-even MORE horny when Tessa cooked up a meal that totally soothed their period pains and left them feeling good as new. That was entirely unrelated to the sexcapades and she'd already saved the world at that point, so it was just a nice bonus on top of everything. Dealing with the Nymphojinn was the single most significant thing Tessa actually did in this world. Everything else was just...relaxing, having sex, seducing cute girls, fattening cute girls, farming some interesting fruits and plants, and just lounging around to be honest. By the time a decade had passed Tessa had fucked several hundred women in this world, raised obesity rates in multiple cities, and added several dozen wives to her harem. It was a good time to be Tessa.

>>174 On one hand, pussy ass faggot. On the other, QQ is the kind of place an authoritarian libshit judge would love to shutdown to make it look like they're doing something other than burn taxpayer money. >>189 I am an arbitrary, flighty, and slightly retarded god. Which means I didn't think to just spoiler the offending images that were posted before the warning instead of deleting them until after I'd already deleted them.

>>216 Well there's a build for Elf San Wa Yaserarenai a way's up so that could be a solid starting jump, it would let me get some magic and thicc girls (who probably need to exorcise to keep thicc from turning into fat).

>>219 >jumpchain community beyond 4chan and believe that 4chan will come back in a matter of hours or days >they are genuinely unaware of just how flimsy the site is At best it’ll take a month considering how old the code it & how lazy the owners left the site to run without any updates & that’s me being optimistic >>216 I saw a lot of One Piece before the site went kaput. Might as well repost the build. >Drawbacks: Bounty (400 ver), Smiles All Around (100), Slave (100 ver), Debt (200), Rough Past (200), Evil Twin (300) [Total: 2300] >Location/Age Boin Archipelago, Age 20 >Background/Affliction Revolutionary Army (distant acquaintances), Doflamingo Pirates (nearly enslaved by, HATE) >Races (300 pts to spend on Races/Devil Fruits/Haki, marked **) Hybrid [Skypiean + Animal (Turtle, Free ver) = Free] >Devil Fruits Top Tier Zoan Fruit - 600 (Mythical Giant Talos transformation) Awakening - 300** >Haki (Armament Origin) Armament Proficiency - Free* Armor - Free* >Perks (3 perks of each tier discounted, 100 & 50 are same tier) Bink’s Brew - Free Master of Craft - Free* (Shipbuilding) Eminence in Shadow - Free* Dreams Never End - Free* Watch Me Navigate - 100* Super Robotics - 400 total (200* + 200, Intelligence & Cyborg body) Fruit Replication - 200* >Items (300 pts given to spend on items, marked **) My Treasure - Free (Goggles) Bounty Poster - Free Blade - Free (8 regular blades) Gun - Free* (50 ver) Food/Ingredients - Free* Dial - Free* Special Materials - 100*/** Raid Suit - 200*/** Super Mecha Jumper - 200* Island - 300* >Shipbuilder/Fleet Free - Ship Fleet - 300 SP transfer - 200GG >> 1000SP >Jumper’s Ship (2000 SP total, initial 1K given + transfer) Boat Name: Skybounder

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Design/Soul: Futuristic Relic Ship Jolly Roger: Dolphin with a Bubble Helmet Size: Caravel - +100 (2100 total) Material: Metal - 200 Propulsion: Sails, Sea Serpents (200), Turbine (200) Mobility: Clouds, Submersible (200), Flying (400) Weapons: Cannons Lodgings: Cabins, Storage, Workshop (100 ver) >Jumper’s Fleet Fleet Name: Metal Matryoshka Pirates Fleet Ships Type/Army Size/Upgrades: Brigantines + Mimic Ships (300, Submersible + Flying) Basic Crew: Tontattas, Humans Aesthetics: Diver Astronauts Captains: Vice Admiral (400) I might post a little summary later since everything is so slow, but right now I’m just juggling through a lot of things right now.

>>223 Spoilers are acceptable? The cat lives again!

>>227 Yeah, just adjusted the warnings.

>>229 Cats have nine lives, don't you know?

In retrospect, leaving the twitter bunker up was a decent idea since it still points here. Even just made sure that those without an account can see the link here.

Didn't Shard go by something like Recursive on Discord? Maybe someone could PM him.

Did anyone spread the news about this place in the IRC?

Updated the IRC link in the sticky.

Aaand checking reddit, an admin appears to have removed the link there. Might be for the best.

What would be some good jumps for a world that is essentially one massive dungeon with any sort of settlements being in 'safe' zones?

>>244 Generic Dungeon Crawl?

>>243 See >>177 . As long as you're allowed to mention it, you don't necessarily need the link. The question is if they'll keep allowing you to mention it. Have they removed the mentions yet?

>>243 The link I posted in the discord was deleted like ten minutes later, but the post itself is still present. I think someone actually gave it a react a while ago?

>>249 Trips work here, too. Dunno if you're aware.

>>226 >At best it’ll take a month considering how old the code it & how lazy the owners left the site to run without any updates & that’s me being optimistic Code overhaul aside, it is unlikely that they will be able to find anyone willing to manage the site after this. The group behind the take down also has no reason not to do it again. Hiro gives no shits about the site being up or down so that's another factor working against it coming back anytime soon. >>238 Most namefags will either find this place on their own or they will take this as an opportunity to be free from the cycle. Given 8ch's reputation it's fair that they wouldn't want to show up.

>>246 The whole comment on Reddit was deleted, but only the actual links on QQ were snipped - but QQ did say not to discuss 8chan further.

>>252 I see them, I just kind of don't care right now. I'm a very hard brand of stupid to fake, anyways.

>>256 >pic lmao good to have you here BLADE.

>>254 I'm vaguely worried that 4chan just won't come back. As horrible and shitpost-filled as it was, 4chan still filled a niche that no other site really did.

>>255 What about something like this? A doc discussing the 4chan situation, with recursively-buried links (because some sites have a "2-click rule"; speaking of, you may want to do something like this for Twitter if it has the 8chan link, otherwise they might remove those too). https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/7+IuvUHRMBTlju2NGakgh44Ir3GSNTuTVV2++UfkZWE/

>>259 If that's your worry then you're better off looking for another site to replace it or find something else to do with your time. With the time it will probably take them to build a new site, by the time it does come back it won't be the same community.

>>255 They deleted the comments but the sidebar link is still up after one of their mods updated it. So no discussion, but linking is still ok as long as it isn't blatant.

>>262 How odd and inconsistent. I'd expect nothing else from Reddit.

>>263 There's a reason their usual moniker is "Redditards".

>>263 >>264 Actually, 9Anon apparently said it was an ADMIN, not a mod who deleted it. So I wouldn't be surprised if the subreddit mods didn't even know why 8chan links are supposed to be a problem.

>>261 Yeah, a shame they aren't forcing it back up with emergency measures to save the community from disappearing, but honestly a lot of the communities probably deserve to be dead so I guess they can see it as a win-win.

>>262 I guess the admin who deleted my comment overlooked that. I know that it wasn't Nerx, the delete message would say so instead of 'Deleted by Reddit'.

>>266 There is no motivation or incentive for them to bring back 4chan anytime soon. If anything, the amount of .gov accounts suggest that the most motivated party to restore 4chan are certain jannies. But yeah I would not be surprised if they took the opportunity to scrap dying boards like /tg/.

>>268 There were no .gov accounts, my man. They could have created a quickfix by just disabling .pdf files while working on the backend, but evidently they don't wanna do that.

Thoughts on a /jc/ Lemmy or /jc/ Discord (obviously not affiliated with the current retards) or /jc/ Guilded? This is nice and preferred for a multitude of reasons, but not even being able to mention it without being banished probably isn't good for the long-term health of this community. And there's no reason that we couldn't talk about this board on one of those to direct people here.

>>254 >it is unlikely that they will be able to find anyone willing to manage the site after this True, even if the owner & to a larger extent the janitors deserved having an iron rod up their but for their negligence >Given 8ch's reputation it's fair that they wouldn't want to show up Natural consequences for being able to create new boards also increases the risk of bastards using abandoned ones or creating new ones for illegal purposes. I remember hearing cases of that happening with the original 8chan to an extent (although I’m still a bit irked by them whining about it considering that 4chan had its fair share of dealing with that till the very end + we’re literally on a separate niche board dedicated to jumpchan. 9Anon is NOT asking them to venture anywhere else or directly linking to the main site front page. Just the bunker board.) >>259 I took the little things for granted such as /a/‘s random storytimes & using /c/ & /cm/ for OC inspiration for granted. It’s not even a day & I feel an odd type of withdrawal.

>>270 People want something that gives them anonymity. That's why discord is terrible to begin with. I think Lemmy also requires sign up doesn't it?

Honestly we might end up with a third jumpchain discord server as the ultimate result of this mess.

>>270 They'd certainly be less likely to be shot down, but I'm not going to overextend myself by managing more than this and the (functionally dead) twitter community.

>>273 That's all true (except I don't know about Lemmy), but not even being able to direct people here is a problem. Plus plenty of namefags have already sacrificed their anonymity via Google, and whatever we set up could just primarily be a funnel to get people here.

>>276 I think the real problem is that without anonymity, the community will still die because people won't feel good shitposting like they did before. The namefags are a different matter, especially since the few jumpmakers who are motivated have probably already found this place whereas those who were already on the verge of quitting will see this as a sign to leave.

Damn. Is there really no messageboard other than 4chan and here where people can post Anonymously without an account that does fade away instantly like an IRC chat?

I've added a relays section to the second post of the sticky. It'll be a list of indirect links to the bunker.

I hate to reveal my powerlevel, but there's a reddit splinter called rdrama net that DOES require sign-up but DOESN'T require anything like an email address (just a username and password) and we could create a subreddit equivalent. I hate to suggest it for obvious reasons (cancer^3), but the option is there.

I think I figured out why the Reddit admin may have missed Nerx adding this bunker to the sideboard: the section it was added to is only visible if you're using old.reddit.com.

On the topic of being able to post porn now. What did you do in Machina-Nanomachine Hazard?

>>283 My eventual plan is to use magical corruption to erase the futa aspect of the the nanomachines. Also, spoiled your image for you.

>>284 >use magical corruption to erase the futa aspect of the the nanomachines Based!

>>270 Discord probably bans mentions of 8chan, regardless of the fact it is called 8kun now.

>Also, spoiled your image for you You can do that? Also why?

>>288 He's the board owner, also >>145

>>283 Read the OP.

>>288 FUCK >>284 >>289 >Violating images will be deleted or be spoilered. But the femboyfag posted porn here and is fine. >>55

>>291 Grandfathered in it seems.

>>291 Huh, could've sworn I'd gotten everything. But hey, now I can apply my hindsight and simply spoiler them rather than remove them entirely. Only drawback of that is that it's all or nothing.

>>283 Used Heaven’s Lost Property’s Wish ticket to eliminate every other infected other than me. Then modified myself so that futa isn’t forced onto other infectees if they don’t want it.

>>221 Jump 9: Naruto Allegiance: Konohagakure/Race: Human/Age: 12/Gender: Female Perks: Experience: Genin/Genius of Hard Work/Prodigy/Willpower/Food Ninja/Shadow Manipulation/Hobby Craft (Cooking)/Hobby Craft: Ninja Style/Secrets of Chakra/Jutsu Development/Ninshu/Mundane Medicine/Pharmacist/Medical Ninjutsu/Body Modifier (-1800 CP) Items: Forehead Protector/Medical Kit/Bingo Book/Money T2/Curry of Life/Ninja Info Cards/Shinobi Drugs Enhanced/Chakra Metal Supply Companions: Naruko, Mother Snake (-100 CP) Drawbacks: Gaiden/Filler Up/Social Pariah/Friendly Fire/Dark Past Enhanced/Juuuumper (+900 CP) Tessa had a rather unique background in this world-daughter of two branch members of both the Nara and Akimichi clans; though the Akimichi ended up with the greater claim, her father-the Nara-still ended up teaching her a few Shadow Manipulation techniques on the sly that she was forced to hide via an extremely strict promise. That was okay with Tessa-she was nuch, MUCH more interested in the Akimichi techniques as it was. An entire branch of techniques DESIGNED around the concept of gaining lots of weight and using that weight to achieve incredible bursts of power that-at their height-could be comparable to those of a Jinchuuriki? It was like this clan was MADE for her! She was more than eager, more than willing, to toss herself headfirst into learning all that the Akimichi clan could teach her. Very swiftly Tessa proved herself to be something that Konoha had seen many of the like of, much more than any other Ninja Village: a genius, or perhaps a monster of talent. Any ninja technique she learned of, she mastered within a matter of days if not hours. Anything she put her mind to, she found a way to achieve at speeds that made other ninja look like bumbling idiots. She was not born with perfect control, grand reserves, immense stamina, strength, or the like. She was born quite average, to be honest. But that did not stop her from learning, and soon enough her chakra control rivaled that of trained Medic Nin, her strength matching Taijutsu masters, her chakra reserves equal to highly experienced chunin. She was young when she made such meteoric growth-six years old-but actively requested to stay in the Academy for a while longer. she was in no rush to go out killing for Konoha. Her parents accepted such a request, with caveats. Tessa, per the will of her parents, was always the top kunoichi of the Academy and sought to make at least a few friends. A bit harder to do than one might think, given that she'd accidentally alienated much of Konoha for a variety of reasons. Her sheer talent and genius, her complete lack of shame when it came to her desires to fatten up cute girls-which she was all too happy to wax poetically on to anyone who so much as glancingly brought the subject up-her stated dislike of ninja as a profession and the fact that she outright said she'd prefer to just be a chef in a restaurant despite her genius, and so on. Living in a ninja village with the sheer talent and genius to be the ultimate ninja, and NOT wanting to be a ninja, was more than enough to alienate most. Not all, but most. Well-that or the drawback that made her a social pariah. But still. Then, at nine years old, she was made an orphan by a madman-because clearly nice things can't exist in this world! Said madman tortured her parents to death and promised to return for her when she was fully grown, to "teach her hatred" or something. Tessa knew that it was no coincidence that not even a month after her parents were killed her acceptance into the active Shinobi forces was fast-tracked; at the age of nine she was made a genin. At the age of 10 she made it to chunin, and invited to be a member of ANBU-which she turned down. At the age of 12 she made it to Jounin, and was again invited into ANBU-only to decline once again, citing that she was quite happy where she was. The truth of things, of course, was that Danzo had organized her parent's death purely to push her into the shinobi forces early-and then tried to have her kidnapped into ROOT. Her Akimichi clan members were only of moderate help in preventing that-as they had been infiltrated as well-but her sheer genius and skills meant that Tessa wasn't easily kidnapped into the first place. Thus he'd resorted to instead fast-tracking her into the general ninja forces and getting her that way, only for Tessa to fight tooth and nail to stay out of his grasp-pushing her skills to truly ludicrous levels all for the sake of staying in the general ninja forces and out of ROOT. With her growing power, prestige, and general service record, Danzo lost the opportunity to induct her into ROOT easily-and instead simply began tossing missions her way where he could and using his existing political power to try and pressure her. But Tessa was an unrepentent and very honest freak who desired nothing but lewdity and fattening cute girls. Political pressure barely had any impact on her in the first place, and increasingly less the stronger she grew. And Tessa was growing VERY strong as she aged-especially because she had been carefully studying and innovating on the Calorie Control and Multi-Size jutsu that the Akimichi were famed for. By the time she was a Jounin-twelve years old-she had made a breakthrough in her personal training and had completed development of what she called the "Calorie Creation Jutsu". Using a combination of medical techniques to stimulate fat cell development, Yang chakra, and reverse-engineered principles of how fat could be sublimated directly into energy, she had created a Jutsu which directly converted Chakra into fat-allowing her to not just fatten herself, but fatten others with a touch. The best part of this technique was its sheer efficiency-at least for Tessa. With her immense Chakra control she could easily convert a small amount of fat directly into Chakra at a high energy gain, convert the gained Chakra back into fat, and gain WAY more fat than she converted in the first place. It was both mentally and physically straining to achieve such a feat, but with time and training she could maintain a "Perfected Calorie Cycle" that allowed her to essentially generate infinite Chakra. And with infinite Chakra she became as unto a Bijuu in her own right, able to wield nigh-endless power and achieve through brute force what any other ninja required immense effort and skill to achieve. With her medical techniques she could completely eliminate the physical strain of her Calorie Cycle, and with regular training and her own genius she could ameliorate the mental strain until maintaining the Calorie Cycle became second nature. The best part of this technique was how low-key it could be; when she didn't want to advertise her near-endless Chakra capacity she could simply cut the Calorie Cycle, returning to a state where she was just a normal girl with a good bit more weight than most people had rather than an endless wellspring of Chakra. She was able to hide the very existence of the Calorie Cycle Jutsu from her clan and village thanks to that fact...but she wouldn't do so forever. Not because she decided to teach others the technique-hell no, Tessa wasn't that stupid. At one point she had this idea about spreading the Calorie Cycle technique in a modified form to inspire the Elemental Nations as a whole to take it up and start an arms race that would force the Elemental Nations to exalt fat women as the ultimate pinnacle of power, but frankly she couldn't figure out how to blackbox the technique in such a way that it couldn't be used by men either by sealing or the like, so she dropped that idea. No, she was forced to reveal the technique simply to repel Orochimaru's invasion during the Chunin Exams. That was a ways away though; before then, some other matters. Tessa had always been roughly the same age as Naruko-because instead of being a boy, she was a girl in this reality. Her time in the Academy had been short thanks to Danzo's manipulations, but she'd still managed to make friends with her and actually inspired Naruko to try and graduate early a few times-to no avail. Being friends with Naruko, Tessa had also slowly but steadily seduced her...and Hinata on the side, who had still stalked Naruko. Given their profession as ninja AND their young age Tessa didn't actually go about fattening them up, but she did promise to teach them Calorie Control later on so they could really enjoy some home cooking from her~. By the time canon finally rolled around Tessa had gained a long and rather storied mission record, with crazy highs and absurd shenanigans all over the place-her Djinni luck shined through and ensured she always got through even the most absurd circumstances, but certainly there were strange things all around her. Part of that luck was how she'd avoided Danzo's clutches this whole time even, and that luck once again saw her finding and helping what could only be a female clone of Orochimaru who called herself Orochitama, or Tama for short. Tama had been born with the express purpose of seducing Tessa so that Orochimaru could capture her and take her body for himself, but Tama's own sense of self-preservation and intellect pointed out that just working with Tessa was probably a better option in the long run...and so Tama became something of a flirty milf who was all too happy to help Tessa out. Tessa wasn't dumb enough to just leave things at that of course-she was able to get Tama to agree to an Unbreakable Vow to not betray Tessa, her secrets, or backstab her or her allies. With that she could absolutely trust Tama, and was happy to share her Calorie Cycle technique with the snake milf-with some minor modifications to make it easier for non-Akimichi to use. Said modifications made it slower to build up and limited its output depending on how much fat one had packed on, so it was still much better to actually gain a great deal of weight before using it. Given Tessa's known and very obvious fetishes, the sheer power that was being offerred to her, the opportunities Tessa offerred from manifold worlds and the like, the decision was altogether obvious to Tama: she proceeded to put on weight and wear it happily. During the Chunin Exams Tessa had a close encounter with Orochimaru proper and was forced to fight him off, but a combination of her sheer strength, skills, and some classic Djinni luck ensured she got through that without a scratch and with Orochimaru getting plenty of egg on his face. Naturally he wouldn't leave things at that though, and sent a special strike force after Tessa during the invasion proper...which is when she debuted her Calorie Cycle jutsu and demonstrated that she had a far greater claim on the title of "Tailless Bijuu" than Kisame did. Acting as a giant fueled by endless Chakra, she smashed apart the barrier surrounding the Hokage, effortlessly crushed Orochimaru's massive snake summons, and outright /threw/ hundreds of enemy ninja straight out of the village. When Shukaku appeared she was about to act to stop him too, but Naruko called out for her to trust her so Tessa left Naruko to it. (1/3)

>>300 After the invasion there was a whole lot to do; Sarutobi hadn't died, but he was crippled and Tsunade was needed regardless. Tessa didn't join Naruto to go find her, but she DID get a chance to fight Itachi and Kisame for herself. To the surprise of both her allies and Itachi himself she was outright immune to his Genjutsu-even the feared Tsukiyomi splashed harmessly off of her Occlumency barriers. That didn't make Itachi any less skillful as a ninja and he was easily able to escape, but not without losing Kisame-who got into a knock down drag out brawl with Tessa where she proceeded to prove herself to be the superior "Tailless Bijuu" and crushed him with sheer overwhelming might. Afterwards she claimed Samehada from his corpse, finding that the living sword rather liked the endless Chakra that she could provide. Tessa had grown to the point of absolutely being an S-Class Nin in her own right, perhaps even a match for the Sannin, and she was altogether quite happy to flaunt her new status...by opening up her own Akimichi-brand eatery and competing in several cooking contests for the sake of advertising. Beyond just getting an opportunity to fatten up unsuspecting customers, she also took this as an opportunity to create specialized power-enhancing foods and drugs. She had plenty of examples-from the Curry of Life, Akimichi Food Pills, and some other drugs that she'd acquired through her ninja career-that she could apply her truly considerable genius to dissecting the principles of and refining them until they were both much more powerful and with far fewer-or even no-side effects. She was even able to sneak in properties of Ration Pills to massively increase the caloric contents of her enhancing foods. The end results of her experiments were a series of incredibly complex recipes and cooking methodologies that allowed her to imbue a wide variety of foods with empowering effects comparable to the Akimichi food pills that could be consumed by anybody, with no negative side effects! Well, none if you asked her or even other Akimichi. For most people though, the side effect of rapidly putting on five to ten pounds over the course of the next twenty four hours as the food digested would likely be a considerably negative side effect. Despite that side effect its potency still couldn't be understated, especially because of how long-lasting it was. Throughout the entire twenty-four hour digestion period the consumer would have their strength, speed, durability, stamina, and Chakra production boosted so greatly it was comparable to an Akimichi's Butterfly mode-in effect, making the consumer akin to a low level Jinchuuriki or a mid-level Eight Gates user for that entire time period. This singular cooking methodology was considered far more valuable to the village as a whole than even Tessa's Calorie Cycle jutsu even though she'd actually used principles of the latter to develop the former; the latter was something that required a specific clan technique as well as truly monstrous levels of Chakra control, mental fortitude, and medical training to achieve. This cooking method-which Tessa dubbed the "Akimichi Special"-could be harnessed by anybody to make for armies of mildly to moderately tubby super soldiers depending on how often the Akimichi Specials were used for. Of course-Tessa was clever in how she introduced the Akimichi Special to the village. She carefully modified her own recipes after she made the base one, never actually recording the fundamental process and only ever recording the modified one. Her MODIFIED Akimichi Special was extremely similar to the original, but had some additional side effects that she included purely for the sake of her own fetishes. First off and most simply, any Akimichi Special was incredibly, absurdly addictive. That was already a given due to the sheer power and feeling of euphoria they'd imbue the consumer with while they remained active, but she ensured they also had a mild compulsive effect that dug a deep and nearly unbreakable craving into the consumer's psyche-not something that would induce withdrawal symptoms or the like, just something that made one deeply crave and desire it at a subconscious level nearly at all times. Second, she included a variety of transformative drugs into the Akimichi Special's cooking process-which both eased the burden of the power that the Akimichi Special would imbue its consumer with, and also ended up greatly feminizing any consumer. A single Akimichi Special could turn a manly man into a bishounen, then to a twink, then a full on femboy...and at that point they just started straight up looking like women, tits and all. Not even the consumer's bone structure was spared. This made using them a good deal more risky for Shinobi, since the changes an Akimichi Special could inflict on the consumer were enough to throw off one's Taijutsu by a small but critical amount while active, and would require weeks or even months of retraining to adjust one's body afterwards...and lose the weight, of course. Finally, Tessa took one final step and created a single concrete recipe to solidify all her research. One perfectly designed, carefully adjusted recipe that was as chemically black-boxed as she could make it and all her research hidden or outright destroyed so isolating the critical enhancing components of her recipe from the intentionally developed side effects was effectively impossible. What she developed...was a cookie recipe. A cookie recipe that she dubbed "Power Patties". It was the most stable form of the Akimichi Special, lasting about six hours per cookie with only a couple of pounds per cookie, and with the recipe formulated so that anybody with the ingredients and the recipe could bake them. With Power Patties, she would topple the world order! Well, kinda sorta. Tessa would have happily shared her Power Patty recipe with Konoha, but Choza-the head of the Akimichi Clan-actively labeled the recipe a Clan Secret and forbid its production. Frankly a fairly smart move; this recipe had the potential to deeply destabilize the world order if it got out. Tessa COULD have fought that decision if she wanted...but it didn't actually affect her Akimichi Specials. Choza still allowed her to cook those mostly freely, though he did label them a Clan Secret as well. Power Patties were just too easy to mass produce, which meant that their production could be subject to espionage, which meant that other villages could steal them and begin learning how to use them...and from there, Ninja War Four would be just a matter of time. Tessa's Akimichi Specials were all bespoke recipe adjustments that required immense cooking skills to make aND generally had a much shorter shelf life, so they were much safer and more palatable for the Ninja village system as a whole. Sadly for Tessa, her Akimichi Specials got very little use over the years-though she was still able to offer some close friends of hers some Power Patties that would be very helpful (and thus addictive) at various times. On that note: Tessa's attempts to open a restaurant totally flopped! She was, after all, still a bit of a village pariah who was VERY outspoken about her desires to fatten up every cute girl in sight. She did gain a title as the greatest chef in the Land of Fire, which was nice to have but nowhere near what she actually wanted. Alas, she was forced to continue her career as a ninja rather than pivot to being a full-time chef. Many a mission and many shenanigans followed the Konoha invasion, only some of which Tessa involved herself in. Such as that one particular mission with the fat princess seducing the fat prince; she managed to get herself loosely involved in that whole process and even got Ino to indulge in a bit of lewd shenanigans involving a Henge to be much fatter than normal. This would inspire Ino to develop a weight gain fetish, which she would struggle with for many years afterwards. Tessa also got involved in a few grander missions that Naruko got up to, like the mission to the Land of the Moon. Mostly though, Tessa just kept to her own missions and training-learning manifold elemental Jutsu, replicating Tsunade's famed strength enhancement technique from first principles, and generally just living her best life. She got involved in many greater shenanigans as well-such as the whole Gelel situation that popped up at one point. Tessa was able to get a stone of Gelel for herself and replicate it using her own magic, ensuring that even after the Gelel ore deposit was destroyed by Naruko and Temujin she still had a source of the miraculous stone. It only took her a few months to reverse engineer the Gelel stone from her own samples-made endless through Duplication charms-and she was happy to implant a nice and powerful Gelel stone directly into herself as well for the sake of both power and enhanced regeneration. Of course, Tessa didn't share this fact with Konoha as a whole-much like the Power Patties, this was something just too potent to see spread throughout the greater Ninja villages. She was more than happy to keep this development to herself. Some years passed, and the events of Shippuden began to occur, with Tessa mostly just taking a backseat to the main "plot" of the world. She'd had to fight off Orochimaru a few times over the years, though as her power and skill increased he became less and less of a threat. She'd also taken the time to figure out the Rasengan on her own-again, not sharing that she'd learned it with the village-mostly as a Chakra control exercise to be honest. More importantly, Tessa had been going about the process of seducing many of Konoha's kunoichi and slowly instilling weight gain fetishes in them through her own charisma...and just a touch of Legilimency and other mental influences. Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Anko...she'd even managed to influence Kurenai a bit though she was faithful to Asuma. And of course, Naruko was also deeply in love with Tessa at this point. Managing five girls at once was nothing for Tessa at this point! Of course the Akatsuki came around to try and ruin everything for everyone; Tessa alone was able to fight off Hidan and Kakuzu when they came around, though Naruko still managed to get the kill in on Kakuzu using the Rasenshuriken. Tessa ended up learning the technique from Naruto shortly afterwards, very swiftly displaying far greater control over the technique than Naruto himself could manage with just a couple weeks of training. Then, some time later, Pain came and tried to flatten the entire village at once. Tessa managed to outright prevent that and fight directly against Pain, nearly defeating him at multiple times and forcing him to pull out tricks that he had never shown against anyone else. Naruko in Sage Mode managed to join in on the battle halfway through, and that was it for Pain-though Naruko still gave him the old Talk no Jutsu to try and get him to change his ways. Their discussion was long and heartfelt, but eventually Nagato entrusted his dream unto Naruto and left via a reverse summon using the Human Path, taking Konan with him. (2/3)

>>301 ...Only for him to promptly be assassinated by Obito, stealing the Rinnegan eyes and leaving Konan nearly for dead. At the very last moment Nagato was able to send Konan far away with the Animal Path, reverse-summoning her back to Konoha while he perished under Obito. Tsunade was able to save Konan's life and Konan promptly shared everything she knew about the Akatsuki-especially how "Madara" had stolen Nagato's Rinnegan and was preparing to start the Fourth Ninja War. Such a thing called for a Five Kage Summit to discuss the matter and unite against the threat that "Madara" represented-which, of course, Tessa attended as one of Tsunade's guards given she was one of the most powerful Kunoichi that Konoha had to offer. Of course, the Five Kage Summit went utterly wrong, Obito attacked, and the Fourth Shinobi World War broke out. During this time Tessa unsealed the usage of Power Patties, providing them in plentiful abundance to the Shinobi Alliance as a method for turning otherwise mundane units into elites as needed. Conveniently, this also got MANY ninja hooked on her cookies. Many battles played out during the war and Tessa fought hard, taking on some of the greatest enemies and fighting the hardest amongst many of the villages. Obito had tried to snipe her multiple times throughout the war, but she survived every time and even managed to hit back a couple times. Events continued to spiral out of control as the dead rose and endless hordes of Zetsu walked the land, but Tessa and her Power Patties ensured massively fewer casualties on the Shinobi Alliance. And then Madara was revived. Tessa proved herself to be perhaps the single most powerful Kunoichi to ever live that day as she fought Madara to a standstill, breaking through his illusions, fighting through his manifold jutsu, wielding powers that could reshape entire nations against the revenant-and ultimately managed to defeat him before his plan could truly come to fruition. Of course, this just meant that Black Zetsu's plan came to fruition instead and Kaguya awoke. From the very beginning Tessa was fighting at a disadvantage; normal Chakra was just massively weaker against Kaguya, whose Chakra existed in a state that was more "pure" and potent than anything modern ninja could muster. That was on top of Kaguya's overwhelming might and sheer ridiculous durability. Naruko got involved and shared some of her Six Sage Chakra with Tessa, who proceeded to use Calorie Cycle to generate an effectively endless supply of Six Sage Chakra-finally letting her fight on even ground against Kaguya. Together Tessa, Naruko, Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi, and even Obito fought against Kaguya in a battle that shook the very world, spanning multiple dimensions and wielding powers that hadn't been seen in this world since time immemorial. Obito died during the battle, which only Naruto and Kakashi mourned to be honest, and eventually Tessa did something rather crazy: she caught Kaguya's All Killing Ash Bones, deconstructed them with threads of Chakra, then rebuilt it into a Rasenshuriken in what could only be described as the most absurd feat of Chakra manipulation ever before seen on this world. With this she struck down Kaguya, directly and permanently killing the near-divine madwoman. As Kaguya disintegrated into ash she embedded something into Tessa's forehead: a Kama, through which she might have been revived...but Tessa had Occlumency and was VERY well experienced with mental manipulations. She was able to purge Kaguya's spirit and will from the Kama, gaining all of Kaguya's power with none of her will. And with the death of a goddess, the Fourth Shinobi World War ended. An era of peace followed; the villages united under a single shared banner, infighting between Daimyo nearly ended, and the vast majority of fighters managing to survive the grand battles. Tessa ended up marrying Naruko, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Anko, and Konan-who saw Naruko and Tessa as carrying on Nagato's will and wished to join them for life. Naruko became Hokage, and Tessa lived a happy idyllic life with her wives in Konoha; they were all able to mostly retire and, through usage of Tsunade's special Henge, were able to have both an "active combat form" and a relaxed form where they could get as fat as they all liked with no reprecussions~! Orochimaru had died during the Fourth Shinobi War, while Orochitama quietly stepped up into his place and returned openly to Konoha-accepted as a new person and citizen of immense power. Many years of peace and prosperity followed, as well as immense lewdity. Eventually it came time for Tessa to move on to the next world. Her wives were more than happy to join her, knowing that they wouldn't actually lose any time and could return whenver they wished-though Tessa was determined to make their journey alongside her so wonderful they'd never wish to return at all. This was a much more high-octane adventure than Tessa normally got up to and it involved a full reincarnation; hopefully the next world would be a good bit more peaceful and manageable.

Should I make a thread specifically for off-topic hornyposting?

>>303 The companions thread is already one.

>>303 I'd say no. People should keep their hornyposting at least mostly related to JC, or go to one of the other boards where it is on topic.

>>303 I'm with >>304. There's nothing they'd do there that they weren't already doing in the companions thread, and if they weren't hornyposting in the companions thread, I'm doubtful anyone would be there in the first place. That said, I think it would make sense to add a separate writing thread. Even if only a small portion of the people here actually share their writing, it's not rare for them to be really long when they do.

>>304 >>305 Fair. >>306 A thread for people to post their chain writeups is a good idea. I'll start one shortly.

Morning dudes.

>>306 >That said, I think it would make sense to add a separate writing thread. Even if only a small portion of the people here actually share their writing, it's not rare for them to be really long when they do. That's on me, I suppose. I'm not sorry.

>>308 Good morning WoL!

I wanna go home

>>308 Morning. Welcome back to the bunker. >>309 No sweat. I'm not going to make a hard rule of having to post writeups there.

>>312 So do I, man. So do I.

>>316 Just be patient. Any day now 4chan will be back and everyone will return with hundreds of new jumps.

>>284 >>298 If you’re going to disrespect the setting like that, you should at least post cute robot girls so we can see what the Machina ought to look like in your mind. Or possibly a build, but definitely sexy robot girls.

>>312 >>316 >>318 My advice to everyone is that you should keep this bunker alive and link to it (in a pastebin probably, altchans are usually filtered on 4chan) so everyone knows where to go if/when 4chan goes down again.

Any ideas how to ensure Jumper's white lantern ring never needs to be recharged?

>>322 I think the one you get from the jump can be recharged by just living life, so if you just enjoy life you can keep in perpetually topped off.

>>321 A list of relay links for use on sites where 8chan is verboten is here: >>147 (Cross-thread) I'll update it as more come to my attention. And I do intend to maintain the bunker after 4chan comes back online.

>>324 That brings up a question, does 4chan allow links to 8chan? That could be relevant if/when 4chins comes back up.

>>325 I'm pretty sure that '8chan' was still a filtered word, so we'll probably need to use indirect links and language when we return to /tg/.

>>326 Someone should probably get Psycho over here since he seems mindbroken that the thread is gone.

>>323 >enjoying life >in this economy Yeah, about that.

>>323 Yeah, but didn't Deadman need to spend weeks fucking around just to build enough charge to use the ring? Admittedly, it's been years since I read the comic, so I may be misremembering.

>>254 >Given 8ch's reputation it's fair that they wouldn't want to show up What reputation?

>>330 Standard 4chan stuff on top of actual cp.

>>329 I may be remembering wrong but I think just eating a good cheeseburger was enough to recharge a percentage. Not a huge amount but above 1/100th of a full charge. >>331 This is the second 8chan, the old 8chan had. . . multiple issues of an illegal nature.

>>332 >multiple issues of an illegal nature. Yeah, but the cp is usually the first thing I hear people bring up about 8chan, so I assumed that was the big one.

>>333 That was the biggest one but not the most recent, I think the cp was a long time ago and (supposedly) dealt with by now.

>>269 If 4chan doesn't come back, I'll be fucking crushed. There's a lot of thread I was on.

>>331 >top of actual cp So just like normal 4chan.

>>303 It wouldn't really stop anyone from hornyposting.

>>330 As far as I recall, the original got nuked after the Christchurch shooter's manifesto got posted there. I stopped going there and paying attention to any related happenings after the shuffling corpse came back.

Past this point, we should probably be more deliberate in our creation of new threads. I know we have a whole board, but we also don't have a real 4plebs equivalent, so we're going to want to keep threads on the board a lot longer. It's not an issue now, but if we ever get any real activity, it could easily become one.

>>338 When that happened Australian ISPs banned 4chan for months and I had to use a VPN to even lurk. It was stupid.

>>320 Here's a speculative build: >>340 (Cross-thread)

>>342 Your fault for living in a third-world country.

>>342 I think OG moot banned Aussies for a bit as well, because the site got hacked by some Australian.

>>320 Machina but without dicks is probably just Ibenz. >>343 Yay build!

>>320 >Drawbacks: Gods Name (100), Sign Here (200) >Origin: Machina Hives/Drop In >Perks (Discounts marked with *) Machina Mutation - 100 ver Wetworking Networking - Free* Using Soft To Get Hard - 100* So Anyways I Started Blasting Ropes - 200* What Could Possibly Go Wrong - 200 This Isn’t War This Is Masturbation - 300* >Items (Discounts marked with *) Machinium Ingot - Free Personal Ship - 200* Machina Outbreak - 300* >Companions Jameson Degree - Free* If I truly wanted to disrespect the setting, I would have used the wish ticket to completely remove all traces of the nanomachines instead of setting myself up to be a stranded potential Patient Zero that makes futa optional when infecting others zooming around in a ship with a master thief while being hunted down by other groups of interest that are already on the path to turning themselves into Queens just to steal my shit like a bunch of greedy magpies. >you should at least post cute robot girls so we can see what the Machina ought to look like in your mind Machina should not be limited to robot futa or girls. I want to see the whole damn spectrum, from near human to complete mech & everything in between. I wish I saved that “non-humanoid to humanoid looking” scale of robots years ago

>>347 > I want to see the whole damn spectrum, from near human to complete mech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_k2EtTox1M

>>346 >just Ibenz But they draw boobs too small.

>>348 Completely on the nail, like a butterfly pinned to the board. I’m a sucker for varied body modification/body horror & settings like Machina-Nanomachine Hazard do sate it, but I’ll use in or out of jump methods if I feel like there’s limitations in the infection method/results here or there.

>>283 >Machina-Nanomachine Hazard No matter how much people bring this up, I still don't feel like I'm any closer to understanding what this IP even is. Google isn't helping.

>>333 >>332 >>334 To be fair, if you get shut down for something, it's not exactly a smart move to name yourself after the thing that got shut down (unless you want to be associated with it). Like, if "Antifa" and BLM die and someone makes a second BLM or Antifa, reasonable people are going to assume the worst even if they're technically not the same group.

>>347 Yay build again! >>349 Fair enough. There is some level of variance in things, but by and large Ibenz does a much more lithe bodytype, as compares to platinum's more exaggerated one. >>351 Search up platinum1945/omegaprocessor on ehentai/exhentai. The setting is, essentially, a series of corruption images about a nanomachine plague with random associated lore notes about how the plague got started, why humanity has lost control of about a third of the solar system, and why the entire setting a god damn shithole that will be better of infected into rape monsters.

>>339 According to https://8chan.moe/.static/pages/moderation.html the highest/default bumplimit is 600 and the highest/default limit on total threads on a board is 450. So we, uh, have a lot of space. We'll just need to be on our toes in the event of someone spamming threads like mad - and I've just set the hourly limit to 10 just in case.

>>351 Try searching platinum1945 or Omega Proccessor.

After two days of searching, I've finally found a bunker thread that isn't completely dead. Hello to all of you who managed to survive 4chan imploding.

>>357 Hello!

>>357 Howdydoo and Timbuktu to you.

>>357 Welcome to the bunker, it's extra degenerate (NSFW is a go (in spoilers in this thread, but other threads are free)).

>>357 Nice seeing you here Argent

>>357 Greetings Argent! Always great to see another familiar face here.

>>357 Those that survived the Jumpchain purging anyways. Glory to ye, Silver One!

>>360 I noticed. Shockingly, this thread is far more well-behaved with such power at their fingertips than the main general would be.

>34 UIDs Before the poster number feature crapped out on 4chan, we used to average something like 70-90 poster IDs per thread. So I think-and I'm being optimistic here-but I THINK we have like half our normal attendance at this point. Which is pretty damn good for a bunker on 8chan.

>>365 The low effort shitposters won't put in the effort to come here, and Smuthunter is too scared to come and post too.

>>365 You can thank the one anon who asked for this thread to be SFW so his family didn't think he was looking at porn, otherwise I'd have let it continue.

>>365 >>367 There's this >>368 , too. We have an actual mod who's a part of the community who can probably see when people are samefagging/shitposting.

>Shard: Huh. 4chan still dead, 8chan is too confusing for me to bother with, and SB/QQ/reddit are...SB/QQ/reddit. I guess it's just as well I'm mega busy IRL at the moment. RIP.

>>373 Not particularly surprised Shard wouldn't bother. 8chan can be pretty confusing what with all the features.

>>370 Here's what I see when in Moderation Mode TM. >>373 Pity, but he may show up later when he has more time to get to grips with 8chan.

For what it's worth, I did message Psycho about this place on Discord. However, I don't know if he checks that regularly, so who knows when he'll see it.

>>377 Thanks for the effort. He seemed super stressed on QQ.

>>377 I poked him on QQ, but no response yet.

>>377 Oh, it switched back to my old trip. Whatever.

>>373 >>375 Eh? It's no harder to use this site than 4chan is. It has more features sure, but it all shit that you CAN do if you want to, post multiple pictures, more kinds of fancy text, etc, nothing extra that you HAVE to do. I think to took me something like 15 minutes to get my bearings on these altchans when I first used one. >>377 I hope the poor guy makes it here. He's a good a good dude.

>>381 >all those fuck ups And this is what I get for posting drunk. Maybe I should call it a night.

>>381 Honestly, you could just use it like old 4chan and not even notice, really.

>>373 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Come back soon 4chan. >>375 Meh, it's just a different site.

>>373 >8chan is too confusing for me to bother with He only has Discord right? No IRC? Man…it’s an entire board to ourselves. No fighting to stay in line with /tg/‘s moderation or unwritten rules & the larger post count/image limits is quite nice. This place would have been perfect for him to write out his stories… >>378 I really hope that the earlier mod interventions on QQ didn’t spook him into avoiding it.

>>386 At least the mods were understanding and gentle about it.

>>381 I recognize that, yeah. Altchans are basically just 4chan but with more stuff to do, but it can be hard to accept change which I think is the biggest problem. Me personally, I'm just going to use it like I used 4chan and not really care about the differences beyond the extra convenience.

>>387 True, it could have been much worse

>>357 While I normally dislike you, I'm willing to take anyone from the old thread. Welcome to the bunker, we only have one toilet.

>>387 Indeed, my account could've been smote and all the posts deleted, but I just got a warning and only the links were snipped. Hell, mention of 8chan.moe still remains even if further discussion has been deemed off-topic, so someone looking back through the thread could find their way here with a little neuron activation.

>>354 You should change the Anonymous name to Jumper.

I sent word out to Shard about the 8chan bunker; he tried to get in but it's saying "connection error" on his end. At the very least he knows we're here, and hopefully once the internet gods are quiescent they'll let him in.

>>390 And a howdy to you too, anon.

>>393 Smashing idea!

Oh, and Psycho finally responded and has been given the nested Rentry link to the bunker.

Hey, guys. I finally found this. Who's actually here?

>>398 Me

>>398 Hello.

>>398 Sup?

>>394 Hopefully it's not banned in Hong Kong or some shit like that. Maybe he should try with a VPN or Tor, since there should be an onion mirror for this site.

>>398 Yo.

>>398 Me as well. Welcome to the bunker.

>>398 We've got a stable of like 20-25 anons, Gene, 9anon, Argent, WoL, Batsu, BLADE, me, and hopefully Shard and maybe Valky coming in later.

>>397 Excellent, with luck most of the jumpmakers who escaped during the storm will be corralled here at the tempfarm. >>398 Good to see you Psycho! Might as well put my name on for roll call.

>>373 Where did he say this?

/jc/ still lives! Battered and bruised, but we're pulling through!

Wow, so it seems like we've gotten most of the namefags in the bunker. Neat.

>>398 Yay you made it! >>407 >>406 Yay more survivors!

>>338 Wasn't just the manifesto, Brent was thought to have actually posted on 8/pol/ as that's where the first posts from his facebook livestream ended up. Site got nucked, everyone retreated to the bunkers/webring and then just splintered or faded away. Some of us stayed though. Moe is a branch of 8chan trying to use the name while 8kun is a separate rebrand and the skeleton of the old site. That was 6 years ago. >>386 Most alts are like this but the massive spike in population has pushed pph up to pre christchurch days. It's weird having threads not sitting on a board for a few months and just be gone in a few days.

>>398 The Tentacles.

>>396 I see you can edit posts. Mind adding the files in >>165 (Cross-thread) to the OP of >>74 (Cross-thread) here?

Now it's a countdown until Gohanposter pops up...

This is wonderful. I've been sick all day with a fever, but seeing the thread still exists gives me comfort in these dark times.

>>415 Given his usual behavior, I'm pretty certain he'd be in violation of most, if not all of the rules over here.

>>418 I'm aware. That won't stop him from popping up and screaming until 9anon slaps him down like the fist of an angry god.

>>414 I can only edit the subject and message of a post, plus remove or spoil attached media, but I've done what I can.

>>420 Thanks, 420. U my nigga.

>>415 We could talk about ORTposter too. Now let's say their names in front of a mirror three times!

If Shard shows up, we'll finally know if Gohanposter is just eerily similar, his tulpa, or his alter-ego.

>>423 Gohanposter... Gohanposter... Gohanposter... ORTPoster... ORTPoster... ORTPoster...

>>398 Good to see you! >>406 >>407 Oh hey! Didn't know you guys where here too, sweet! Welcome!

>>423 I thought the "ORTPoster" was Gohanposter?

>>425 You aren't supposed to do it. >>427 I thought he was just another madman.

>>412 >6 years ago Man it feels a lot longer, not that it mattered considering I end up forgetting about 8moe for the longest time & any time I was reminded about the original, my mind shifted to the worse off 8kun leading me to believe that 8chan was truly dead outside of QAnon shit. >It's weird having threads not sitting on a board for a few months and just be gone in a few days. Yeah it a bit weird, but I’m glad that in the end that we didn’t become irreversibly scattered to the point of no return. Also to those sick of the current default site theme & you want to shift to “Tomorrow” or another theme, look upper left, then click on the box under user account. They even got a site theme based on Windows 95.

Welp since I've put my name on I must now make an obligatory request for jump ideas, I must feed the wip pile.

We are SO back!

>>432 Make a silly little gauntlet

>>436 For what IP tho?

>>432 Wanna take one off my list?

Thank god for this place. cliff has had an account on QQ for awhile at this point, but now he's pretty much a regular there.

>>432 Enigma of Sepia.

>>439 There are a few of these I'm excited for but a big factor for something being added to my folder of shame is whether or not somebody else might make it so being on your list sort of precludes them from mine. >>441 Fear, you have given me fear anon. I'm deeply thankful that my limited self control is sufficient to keep me from installing this game.

>>443 Mind that I'm really slow about jumpmaking, so you VERY unlikely to step on my toes.

>>443 Enigma of Sepia is what happens when the bugmen go full retard and plagiarize EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE.Story written by AI (and not the good ones, either) of course.

>>443 Not him, but there are degrees of "being on my list" from "will almost certainly make (eventually)" to "good chance of making" to "slight possibility of making" to "will probably never make but would still like a jump for it".

>>432 Would you consider... i think it's called Sexy Sect Babes? Scifi guy crash lands into xianxia world, accidentally makes a sect while trying to repair his spaceship/power armor. It's a story on qq.

Has anyone managed to get ahold of DriveAnon?

>>448 Not sure, how would one even get ahold of him anyways?

>>432 I've got my list, friend. >Normal Disgaea, 2 and 5 specifically Utawarerumono Stella Glow Fire Emblem Engage Better Fire Emblem Awakening and Sacred Stones Better Bravely Default Jump And Bravely Default 2 Breath of Fire 1, 2 and 4 Dragon Quest IV, V, VI, VII, and VIII Nioh The Last Sovereign Live a Live Octopath Traveler, but good luck with that I barely touched the first one, and there's a second game and a gacha More recent Wizardry games Touhou Puppet Dance Performance: Shard of Dreams Dead Cells Fear and Hunger, and Termina, I feel like the formula doesn't work with jumpchain though Trials of Mana Loren the Amazon Princess because I liked wasting time even if it was mid Great Greed Wind I Creator Rothdam Ruina Soul Calibur but the reboot one at Reddit's fine Better Mushoku Tensei I guess Romancing Sagas Blasphemous but good fucking luck since we are most likely getting a Blasphemous 3 Drakengard 3 Reverent Insanity Radiata Stories (There are also mangas that follow a mix path) Akuyaku Reijou no Naka no Hito Ninja Gaiden Warzard Azure Striker Gunvolt/Luminous Avenger Ix Black Myth: Wukong Vampire Hunter D Castlevania: Lords of Shadow >QQ Venus Blood, Any sequel, but good luck with that because the things are really zigzagging in quality and writing and power and basically anything, before that the dev make pretty simple but cool non hentai games Black Souls, never ever Umemaro 3D

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Dark Hero Party Rance 9 (also known as a better purchase than Fire Emblem Engage) Would we need better Rance jumps? Any Kamichichi games Any Oneone1 games, good Fucking luck. Kuroinu 2 because why the fuck not NTRPG EraMegaten Pronant Symphony Monster Girl Quest Paradox PFFTAHAHAHAHA CoC2 too Akagami no Kishin but holy shit that's niche Oppai Academy

>>449 Post a poem directed to him on the uploads, but I don't think he interacts on the thread so why even bother

>>432 Seconding Mushoku Tensei.

>>432 Oglaf?

Alright, I'm off to work. I'll be checking in irregularly from my phone, but I won't be as immediately available.

>>454 Hopefully we won't disappoint you.

I got in trouble for using two accounts on QQ (didn't read the rule), so my accounts got merged. I'm not really sorry about lying about not being on QQ but I do feel bad about putting people out a couple of times, so I do apologize for that. This probably doesn't matter to most people here but it is fairly easy to discover this so may as well be upfront about it.

>>460 What did you need two accounts for?

>>461 For the same reason I often post without my name on, essentially. It felt more comfortable to post without worrying about messing everything up. There's nothing there I am embarrassed about, but it helped with my anxiety. I made the second account to be my actual jumpmaker account since I didn't know what would happen with 4chan.

>>444 >Mind that I'm really slow about jumpmaking Fair but so am I. >>445 As the guy who made a jump for an *checks notes* Exalted x Worm fanfiction I can see why you'd try to point me at the Ai slop but even so, but I'm advancing in the opposite direction from that one. >>447 I read all three series by that author, but he keeps switching between them and I'm not sure any of them are ready for a jump. If I start a WIP for any of them it will most likely be his first SSB because it's the one that seems most fleshed out world building wise with the other two having as of yet unrevealed key aspects. >>450 >Nioh Now starting to watch a lets play and considering getting the game myself, so perhaps this one. >>450 >>452 >Better Mushoku Tensei >Seconding Mushoku Tensei >>453 >Oglaf I have absolutely no idea where I'd even start with something like this.

>>465 >>450 >>452 >Better Mushoku Tensei >Seconding Mushoku Tensei Somehow I cocked this part up but what is it that's wrong with the current one?

>>465 >As the guy who made a jump for an *checks notes* Exalted x Worm fanfiction I can see why you'd try to point me at the Ai slop but even so, but I'm advancing in the opposite direction from that one. I am actively WARNING you away from it, Do not venture into those fetid waters.

>>460 >>464 That's understandable. When I wanted to make mine, I freaked out because it took way too long and I didn't received the message instantly.

>>465 >Now starting to watch a lets play and considering getting the game myself, so perhaps this one. Don't forget Nioh 2. >>466 >Somehow I cocked this part up but what is it that's wrong with the current one? More like what isn't wrong.

So regarding making another funnel community, there are a lot of other "4chan lites" based on this https://allchans.org . Most of them seem to be less functional than this one, but most also don't have the "legacy" of this place's earlier incarnation, so it might be something to look into. Leads: >plus4chan already has a Jumpchain thread on /cog/ (tried to give the nigga one of our nested links, but everything I posted got flagged as spam) >wizchan has a whole-ass "Hobbies" board for random hobbies and a "Lounge" board for just about everything >wapchan has Mixed Media and 4chan Refugees >7chan has a /tg/ board >Questden has quest and /tg/ boards >zzzchan has a Hikikomori board Can someone please help out the nigga on 4pluschan tho. That shit's sad. Nigga got no replies.

>>471 >everything I posted got flagged as spam Try this. Links usually get counted as spam on chans.

>>473 Still won't go through for me.

>>471 Try breaking up your link, like adding a space in there somewhere, or >>473

>>470 Huh would you look at that, I fucked up too. >the origins are stupid >not enough weapons or armors, come on, there are LEGENDARY swords and items in there! >no possibility to get Emperor or God, but I can see why it wouldn't be in there >600cp Warrior Perks is stupid >Magic Eyes cost way too much >600 Demon Seed, the Laplace Factor is more complicated than that >Drop In in General

>>477 Huh you can't modify the name of your images. Sad.

>>470 >Don't forget Nioh 2. Indeed, and would you look at that they're both on sale.

>>476 Nothing's working for me. I even tried making a normal text post. My guess is it might have something to do with the "pass" at the bottom, but I left it blank, entered pass, etc and ain't seeing a password listed anywhere on the site.

>>479 It's a project I had for a while, if you take the game, finish the game, and all, I'll give you my doc.

This is the thread, btw. https://boards.plus4chan.org/cog/t429619.html Hopefully we can get our brother out of Purgatory.

>>481 I'll make no promises but I'll keep this in mind, thanks for the recommendation!

>>482 What the hell is this? >>483 Just in case. And no matter what you work on, we are behind you. In a purely support way, and not sexual.

>>484 An altChan. If you mean the overlay that's a better April Fool's than the real chan's: >Due to the recent cyberattacks on 4chan, the boards are currently on Red Alert.

>>485 Alt, as in Alternative? So they are actually reparing.

Got the link up on 4pluschan. Worked flawlessly on my phone for whatever reason. >>486 Um, no. We're on an altChan right now. That's just another. Sorry to get your hopes up, anon.

>>487 ... I almconfusion

>>488 Hi Confusion. Basically, an Altchan is just any other anonymous messaging board with the same format as 4chan... Like the one we're on right now. It does not, in fact, mean that it is owned or ran by the same people as 4chan.

>>489 Oooooh. So nothing really changed, it's just another new threat like ours with tacky *actually funny* colors.

>>491 *thread Jesus, I'm messing up too much

Looks like the 8kun branch is up now (amusingly called "Jumpchan" rather than "Jumpchain"). https://8kun.top/jumpchan/index.html

>>494 I'll stay there, I made my nest and don't know much about 8kun that would justify the change.

>>494 Oh yeah. I have it functionally disabled right now, but I'll put a link pointing here tomorrow afternoon.

>>494 I'd avoid 8kun. It's run by 8chan's former owner, Jim. He screwed out Josh who went onto Kiwifarms and Mark who made his own site here. He's known to be a Fed asset and the fact the biggest board is on Qanon says alot. If you need a bunker for the bunker, making a thread on a /tg/ board like over on smuglo.li might be better.

>>496 But why?

>>465 >Now starting to watch a lets play and considering getting the game myself Get the collection that comes with both games and all the DLC, i guarantee you will not regret it.

>>499 To reduce confusion for folks who stumble their way there first.

>>501 But we already have a place, right there?

This woman just showed up in front of my shota jumper and told him that he has a nice cock and won't stop smiling like this. What do i do?

>>432 A new Berserk jump would be nice.

>>502 One that's very hard to find and while it's good to keep redditors and similar scum out, there are a lot of based 4chan people who haven't shown up yet.

>>503 Get out your Hag Spray™ and fire.

>>503 Get out your Instant Lolification Spray TM and correct.

>>505 I mean yeah, but we'll have a thousand threads at this point. Okay not a thousand, more like 6 or so buyt you get my point.

>>482 >>484 I know that place, that's where i post about Murder Drones.

>>509 MDAnon? That you?

>>510 Sadly no, i'm just some coomer who goes there for porn.

>>508 Presumably which is why he's locking the 8kun board but directing it here. 34 people is not quite the "critical mass" needed to sustain us in the long run. We might need to recruit more people depending on how long 4chan itself is down for, and for obvious reasons the most desirable people to recruit are those who were already active contributors to the hobby. The problem is that every time someone posts a link to here, jannies (on Discord, QQ, and other sites where extant members might have fled to) instantly take it down.

>>511 Not knocking you, but why post on a chan for porn instead of just going to a booru?

>>511 Sad but understandable. Good taste my friend.

>>512 Ah so it's a link for them to come to us.

>>512 >jannies instantly take it down. It's quite unpleasant that they keep doing that.

>>515 Yes. People are reflexively deleting links to here in other communities due to this place's association in normies' minds with CP, even though they're different sites.

>>513 Because /md/ is full of devoted autists who can make both.

What are some good jumps to ignore the fighting based main plot-line in favour of studying insects?

>>519 Starcraft

>>503 Challange her to a sword fight. You can beat a Berserker class servant, right?

>>519 Dragonball, you can be friends with Gohan.

>>523 Gohan wouldn't born yet though, right?

>>502 I decided to just get to it, so the 8kun board is now only a single post pointed here, and it shall remain so unless I forget to log into the mod account for two weeks or the site admins interfere.

>>503 Ignore her. And call her a retard looking weeb.

What Servants could stop The Mask?

>>528 Were any characters in Carnival Phantasm who were able to shift the metanarrative current towards something more dramatic, tragic, etc.?

>>529 Medea, she casually warped reality around her husband with a simple good luck charm (and killed Lancer). >>528 Easy Medea dub.

Other than the craziness of Isekai at Peace are there any harem jumps with a good immortality perk?

>>534 I would imagine dxd has at least some kind of immortality option. You might have to freeform a devil pillar power/sacred gear/etc, but it's there.

>>537 You can take Excalibur's Scabbard from holy sword section in DxD, but immortality perk in Peace Isekai is probably the best actually available. >Excalibur's Scabbard (300cp) >The legendary holy sheath and main component of the true Excalibur. It provides the user with increased durability to the point of being semiinvulnerable, as well as granting the user enhanced healing and regeneration abilities to the point of being considered immortality. If wielded by a devil it would grant him enough capacity to take on blows from gods of light without flinching, and such other feats. A formidable weapon waiting for the right wielder.

>>539 >Excalibur's Scabbard from holy sword section in DxD I wonder if it would be possible to store this inside yourself like the Fate version or if it could be bypassed just by snatching it off your waist.

Is it just me, or does the Tomorrow theme look different (worse) on this website? I feel like there's more green. Anyone have a screenshot of Tomorrow from 4chan?

>>540 We need Ricrod opinion if we can just absorb it somehow. Other way is to just use Grail to copy that effect and repeat it on jumper. Then no need to absorb it.

>>542 Best idea I got for it would be to use magic (or perhaps the Golden Gauntlet) to replicate what Dan does to Danny in Danny Phantom with the clockwork amulet on yourself.

Did we have a Pokemon Reborn jump? I swear to god I've seen that before, but I'm looking at the drive folder and nada.

>>544 I'm like 80% sure this isn't one of ours, but I happen to have it downloaded so here you go.

>>541 Yep. Tomorrow on 4chan had less green and more white and blue. Didn't look as "pretty" but it was higher contrast and easier to read. Royal is the best theme on this site, IMO, followed by Yotsuba B. Names and greentext on Tomorrow are too dark/don't have enough contrast.

>>546 Try avellana, is the Best css here

Speaking of questions for Ric >>175 In addition to >>542, would the Pendragon family be a viable enemy for Call Down the Thunder? I have an idea for Jumper having helped Arthur and La Fey run away to the Vali team while also robbing them as part of the jump's backstory.

Is there any way to keep 8chan from autofilling my name? I don't like to use it when not talking about jumps but it seems to autofill it every time I refresh the page.

>>549 If you figure it out let me know.

I sleep.

>>551 No! Don't do this again!

>>552 It is too late. The sleeping has begun.

>>545 >>544 Reborn is our jump, but it wasn't uploaded to the drive and ended up on reddit. Like Charlotte.

>>551 Bro stop. Get some help.

Pokemon Anime jump Cp:1000 Age: 11 Sex: Male Location: Unova: Origin: Trainer: Perks: Jumper Not Faller - [200]: Precocious Youth - [Free]: Wide Eyes - [Free]: Mind Over Matter - [400]: Inner Strength Unleashed - [600]: Best of Friends - [700]: Items: Fanciful Accessories - [Free] Signature Outfit - [Free] Trainer License - [Free] The Basics - [Free] Adventure Bag - [Free] Companions: Partner - [Free] cp:800 Spieces: Eevee origin: Settled In perks: Foreign yet Fair - [Free]; Prowess Refining Anvil - [200]; Don’t Poke the Tiger - [500] quirks: Mythical Achievement [can go back and forth with evolutions] - [800] Link Up [Lucario /Gardevoir /Dragonite /Meowscarada /Zoroark /Blissey] - [1000] origin: Settled In perks: Foreign yet Fair - [Free]; Prowess Refining Anvil - [200]; Don’t Poke the Tiger - [500] Drawbacks: From the Heart: Hero of the Hour: Anyone know how to roll? I want to see how this jump will go with roll.

>>551 Welp, time to delete the board. It was nice meeting you guys again. Little did they know that I was only kidding.

>>551 Achievement: New Fear Unlocked

>>524 I mean in DBZ.

We must fear the slumber. Fear the deep sleep. Stay awake, at all costs.

>>560 wasn't there a TV series with that plot

>>561 Not sure about an anime, but there's a jump for that.

>>562 Nah, I was thinking of Day 5.

Huh. We've actually gotten some decent activity. >Here: 425 posts >Companion Thread: 59 posts >Jumpmaking Thread: 49 posts Nowhere near normal, but a surprisingly big chunk of it.

>>564 A rough guesstimate puts us at around something like half the normal posters we would've had, and like 90% of our namefags are at minimum AWARE that this place exists if not actively present. Including Shard, though he's been having internet troubles.

>>566 I wonder if he's the guy on /cog/ or if it's just somebody with the same issue. https://boards.plus4chan.org/cog/t429619.html#p430195 Annoyingly, I'm having the same issues catanon was earlier with not being able to post literally anything on 4pluschan without getting flagged as spam.

>bump limit Is there an image limit or maximum number of posts in a thread?

>>568 Not that I've seen.

>>566 I don't think we're missing any jumpmakers. Even the Some Bullshit guy is here.

Checking in to say hi. >>217 You can thank Nyanko, he PM'd me and vouched for a lack of cheese pizza.

>>570 Shard, Red, Valky, and Yorokonde. Just to name 4.

>>571 >he PM'd me On Discord?

>>571 Hello!

>>573 On QQ, I think I've posted on the jumpchain discord a grand total of once.

Oh dear, we appear to be on the front page. Not sure if that will be a good or bad thing. >>571 Welcome back. >>572 I PM'd a link to Red on Discord, haven't received a response yet.

>>576 >This small shred of the 4chan /jc/ community is enough to be front page worthy KEK

>>578 Even when our home is lost, /jc/ will continue to live

>>528 WE ARE 8CHAN God, what a fall from grace

Anyway, time for me to sleep. Don't burn the place down while I briefly embrace oblivion.

Yeah I'm heading to be too. G'night guys.

>>581 >>582 Gnight gnight!

>>581 >>582 The END is incoming.

>>584 CHICKEN JOCKEY!

newfag here, how does someone get into something like Jumpchain, anyway?

>>586 Do you know what a CYOA is? Jumpchain is just a bunch of CYOAs done in succession where you keep the stuff you made in your previous builds. Or you can do just one and treat it like a regular CYOA.

>>586 Pick a jump for a setting you like, make a build, and imagine/write out what your jumper would do there with the powers they have. Remember, powers bought stay with you through multiple jumps unless you enter a gauntlet or take a power-loss drawback.

>>587 Yeah, only got into CYOAs recently after contributing to the drawthread.. that said I've only been in like.. three /cyoag/ threads and so far. >>588 Are there like, rules though? About leaving or moving to other CYOAs, cause most ones don't have rules for that I don't think.