Its kinda sad. Only one page? Good grief.

Here's the place to share your Homestuck headcanons, no matter how stupid or ridiculous they are. I'll go first: My headcanon on Karkat's underwear: On page 3,927, Karkat syas the following to Sollux: >CG: MIRACLES ARE LIKE POOP STAINS ON GOD'S UNDERWEAR. >[...] >CG: THAT'S WHY HE HIDES THEM, THEY'RE FUCKING EMBARRASSING. >CG: GOD LAUNDERS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. I'm guessing that Karkat knows from experience, having to deal with the aformentioned skidmarks on his undies. And guess which type of male underwear is most associated with skidmarks? That's right, white briefs (or "tighty-whities", if you prefer). Conclusion: Karkat wears briefs (mainly the "tighty-whitey" kind). (There's also a bit in Homestuck: Beyond Canon in which Meenah says: >figured youd pop a vessel over it >decided to keep that out of your briefs >im the only one around here watchin your blood pressure >and your briefs (But this is Beyond Canon we're talking about, so take that as you will.) My second one is about the color(s) troll feces: First off, I've read (and I could be wrong) that mammalian feces is brown because of the presence of red blood cells. Now, assuming that troll feces is much the same as Earth mammal feces, that would mean that a troll's blood color determines the color of their feces. So, a lowblood's feces would be a dark-brownish hue, and highblood's feces would be a dark-purplish hue, and so on. Given that Karkat has bright red "mutant" blood, that would give him another reason to not show his briefs to people, in case another troll (or worse, a drone) saw the skidmarks on there and do who-knows-what to him.

All I will say is that I want vriska to give me a flat-chested boobjob that is all.

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