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Rabbi Yeshua's Story Anonymous 04/30/2025 (Wed) 08:32:28 Id: dab98c No. 42329
>Be Jesus >Don't like how things are going >Start preaching to jews >Preach a message to the jews that salvation comes if you return to the pure and just uncorrupted practices of the old jewish laws in the Torah >Claim you are the chief rabbi (king) who will instill this to all jews for the glory of God and his people. >A few jews like this and start to follow you >Most jews were corrupt and didn't like that or your message and what you were doing to them >Majority of jews liked not following the law and want to keep doing corrupt things and didn't like you were trying to stop them from continuing >The corrupt jews tell the Romans to crucify you telling them that you would cause problems for the Romans >Get an unfair trial >Get tortured and crucified >This makes many jews sad and many start to follow your teachings >Fast Forward some decades >A jew that's persecuting your followers sees you in his dream >Jew gets inspired >Jew starts claiming he was one of your disciples and starts preaching a message where you are the son of god and was also god on earth >Jew claims that he and the other discilpes witnessed you getting resurrected from the dead 3 days after your crucifixion >Jew says that humanity is inheritedly sinful and everyone will all go to hell unless they accept you as their lord and savior and believe you will return one day >Salvation and eternal life can only be achieved if you believe this >Jew says as long as you believe you don't really need to follow the jewish laws >Starts writing books about it >This attracts the goyim >The goyim kings like this >Goyim kings start spreading this religion to the masses adding their old pagan beliefs into it to make it an easy transition for their subjects >You can sin and be immoral but can still go to heaven just as long as you believe Rabbi Yeshua is your lord and savior and believe he died for your sin and was resurrected 3 days later and is now with his father in heaven and will return at some point. <This belief and story starts to spawn many different fanfictions for the next 2000 years Honestly out of the other Abraham religions this ones the most ridiculous fanfiction that spawned from the original source material that was the old caanite religion. And the majority of goyim in the world to this day still eat it up like it's the truth.
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>>42329 dont forget how he was with a naked little boy when he was arrested jesus was an epstein
>>42330 He was jewish after all
And it goes on even after that. >Goyim who adopt your religion start subverting their own cultures and pretending they themselves are jews en masse. >Subjews deface priceless cultural artifacts in attempts to murder their own peoples' gods. >Subjews who are caught and at the mercy of their angry kin beg to be killed so that they can be blood sacrifices for their bloodthirsty jew god, or as they venerate the concept, "martyrs." >Subjews spread their religion among the lesser orders of humanity, like the beggars, criminals, homosexuals, and women. >Women especially are drawn to the "gentler" (women always mistake the lack of negative consequences for righteous kindness) religion. >Women play a vital role in whispering jewish poison into their husbands' ears and forcing the hands of weaker men they have influence over. >Subjews eventually worm their way into institutions of power and immediately begin practices of hebraic nepotism with eachother. >Subjew majority cities begin enacting laws that explicitly favor jews. >Subjews subvert the Greco-Roman concept of the religious banquet and turn it into a practice of ritual cannibalism by magical proxy, essentially tainting the soul of every subjew with the unforgivable crime of androphagy for thousands of years to come. >Because there is no jew and no Greek (except in our new laws that favor jews over Greeks and everybody else who doesn't worship them), then we can just let the Goths and the Vandals and everybody else in. >Subjew urbanites take to smearing the people in the countryside who keep to their ancestors' gods as "pagani," which basically means country bumpkin. The "conservitard" of its time. >The "new romans" like the Franks dedicate themselves to slaughtering their fellow whites who don't worship jews. >Jews now well established in Europe are handed a lucrative monopoly on the niche of making money from nothing. >Once there aren't enough pagans openly practicing in Europe to encourage more brother wars (post northern crusades in Lithuania), jews start splitting the subjews into warring sects. >Subjew on subjew(alternative) warfare ravages Europe for 400 years. >Long control of banking institutions has made jews inextricable from the subjew monetary systems. >Once people get too deprrssed to believe in anything, just start dividing goyim along fake dichotomies of economic belief systems to keep the brother wars going. Now you can get an idea why we live in AD. Age of Darkness. And it will not end until every last jew, subjew, and jew attack dog (muslims) are dead.
>>42329 >>Claim you are the chief rabbi (king) who will instill this to all jews for the glory of God and his people. That's a complete flanderization of who Christ philosophically is. Not to mention that there were SEVERAL Jewish messiahs who appeared after Christ over the next 600 years following his death, nearly all of them are lost to history except in regards to their biggest contribution being the creation of Islam: redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=CBT3VNH4DQw&t=862 So why are you singling out Christ and not the sandniggers?
>>42329 He claimed he was God. Or haven't you read any of his words? >>42330 Next you'll say the true words of Jesus are found in a book written 600 years after he walked the earth.
>>42554 <This belief and story starts to spawn many different fanfictions for the next 2000 years Read the OP properly this extends to all other Abrahamic relgions which were all fanfics from the original religions of that region >>42611 >He claimed he was God. Or haven't you read any of his words? Words written by the jews or even the roman followers decades after Yeshua's death The gospels of Mark, Matthew, Luke and John were written decades if not a century after the cruxifixion and claimed to be from the Disciples from bishops and priests in the empire when no one even knew who really authored them or where they really came from. They also all contridict eachother and the words of the so called "Messiah". It is said that Christianity is basically just Judaism for the low IQ goyim and you christcucks prove such a hypothesis right
>>42809 >decades if not centuries >no one knows who wrote them where they came from >so called So your hypothesis is books appeared out of no where centuries after the fact and everyone took them as a new world religion? Don't call people low IQ when you can't apply a shred of logic to your assertions.
>>42843 There's this new psyop going around declaring that we don't actually "know" who wrote the books of the New Testament (Despite that being the pressing issue for Apologetic during the 19th century, which was to prove theri own fucking beliefs, and managing to do so), despite the fact that even the four main gospels are even named after their own fucking writers, and that the New Testament texts are "ACTUALLY" attributions made centuries later pulling from Mark and (I shit you not) the Gospel of Q.
>>42329 Humanity is a failed experiment.
Animism was the most based, polytheism seems to be animism but the god where human form, often with animal heads or forms of nature identifying them. Then comes monotheism for small IQ. Then they circles back and where like, yea magic n sheit, so you get these messiah gods and trinities....but I think forms of animism already with the supernatural aspect. Essentially god never left, it was humans who left. God returns when the human realizes this, so they have to do all sorts of gay rituals that don't work, and they keep circling back, when it was right in front of them the whole time.
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>>42843 You're low IQ for believing such a religion Yaweh the Jew God+Yaweh's spirit+ Yaweh's Jewish Rabbi worshipper
>>42910 They'll throw anything out and see if it sticks. Doesn't matter if it was dealt with as falsehood centuries ago or not. >>43077 >Pantera story from the talmud


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