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Meta Robot 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:26:59 No. 3 [Reply] [Last]
Opening up the board for an under the radar grand opening today. Keep in mind that many of the posts here are almost 4 years old, and have been imported from an old lynxchan test instance that was being used as a bunker. I've enabled r9k/"Unique Posts" mode for now, might disable it if it causes problems in edge cases, let me know. It shouldn't apply to images and should still let you upload files without any text attached the post. If you're unfamiliar with /r9k/ I suggest you look through some of the threads and get a feel for what the board is about. It should not be conflated with what you might know from cuckchan's /r9k/. The rules and guidelines are already pretty refined and condensed, but may still be tweaked as things come up. There are some legacy threads and posts that are kind of lazy or may break rules, but will be grandfathered in. But generally it's ideal that OP's have more effort put into them. Rules 1. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. 2. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted. 3. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted. 4. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive or otherwise unnecessary threads may be deleted or merged. 5. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. 6. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the meta thread. 7. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads. 8. No fedposting, no /r9gay/ posting 9. No roastie worship, including "vtubers" Contact

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>>2412 Is /r9k/ going to suggest a character for the tournament?
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>>3019 we're not going to change his mind on anything, he's been pretty lenient and from the sound of it now we'll be heading home sometime next week anyway

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 06:40:11 No. 2434 [Reply] >>3139
i dont know what to do in life or what im supposed to be doing in this realm or how to proceed its like this world doesnt want me
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>>3122 Some gnostic bullshit.
>>2434 Join a monastery. If you're atheist, join a Zen Buddhist temple.
>>3136 What makes it bullshit?

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Comfy fantasies thread Robot 07/27/2020 (Mon) 00:44:07 No. 746 [Reply] [Last]
A thread for posting about any of the comfy fantasies you have.
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My favorite one lately is just having a cozy little cottage away from everybody else, where I live alone and enjoy my hobbies. Every night when I lay down to sleep I fantasize about it while I wait for the sleeping pills to kick in. Maybe I'd have a cat or two, as well. Seems like heaven.
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This, basically.
living by the ocean with a pointer. a man can dream

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Robot 04/28/2025 (Mon) 04:34:33 No. 3123 [Reply]
I wanna go back to December 2021 I'll never achieve the highs I felt there ever again
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suck dick problem solved
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>>3132 >Could I pry in as to what it was? It was on the 3rd and 4th of January. I had a one-on-one conversation with someone I love and really look up to. We talked through Discord while she was drawing and streaming her screen. It went on for hours, and I felt super comfy and happy the whole time. When she finished streaming, she told me, "Thank you for being here." I've never been told something like that before. It was the first time someone appreciated my presence and just talking to me. I know it's silly, and I sound like a fag, but it meant a lot to me. She's pretty popular online, so there's no way something like that will ever happen again. On the first day, my dad interrupted me because he wanted help shoveling a bag of gravel. I did it so fast he started laughing haha. I just really didn’t want to miss a second of being there with her.
>>3149 Oh, I see. I guess you were lucky enough to have something like that happen. Honestly due to the date, I thought you were that person I, sadly, still didn't let go. But, yeah.

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Robot 04/15/2025 (Tue) 23:53:48 No. 2350 [Reply] [Last]
>tfw no 4chan
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>>3081 its always a shame.. i like being able to actually talk with other robots im glad i have my slow hobby boards back but i dont miss 49k
>>3081 Don't let it be doomed, just keep hanging out. We have a comfy new home now
there was a rumor that theyll attempt to get it up and working again by 2 weeks

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>watch this video on autism friendly jobs Robot 04/16/2025 (Wed) 21:50:34 No. 2373 [Reply]
>she doesn't list a single one in the 24 minute timeframe
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>>2759 Because people only care about what foids have to say, foid autists are completely unrelated to male autists who actually deal with awful shit day-to-day. They have nothing valuable to say because good social interactions and connections are still handed to them because they're women.
>>2661 youre not autistic because autistic people dont "mask" do wheelchair-bound individuals "mask" and decided to walk on two legs when its convenient?
>>3147 Yes spergs do mask because they're not autistic enough to be totally obvious but still get the negative aspects of autism

Robot 04/21/2025 (Mon) 03:50:35 No. 2700 [Reply]
I want marriage, my parents wants me to do it too but not sex or kid i don't have confidence to raise kid in this ugly world
you will change your mind once your balls drop.
this nigga only wants the gay parts of marriage, what a faggot

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How do i become a lolcow like Chris-Chan? Robot 04/17/2025 (Thu) 15:20:22 No. 2385 [Reply] >>3140
I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)
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>>2506 He'd just end up in one of those 'watch people die inside' comps and then everyone would forget about him.
>>2385 Continually do stuff so bombastic and offensive that normalfaggots will become addicted to clicking, viewing, updooting and sharing your shit. Kinda like Andrew Tate does.
lolcows never take the high road or turn the other cheek. the only way they react is with narcissism or scorn. as a result being a lolcow on purpose isnt really possible. it would be a huge mental strain. chrischan was quite literally getting sexually molested at points. could you keep the act up even through that? and i should say the obvious, you would not be respected in the slightest. its not a good kind of attention. you would be dealing with the same 4 autists most of your life. saying and doing the most atrocious things towards you, if you were selfaware itd destroy your ego, which it sounds like you have very little of judging by this desire.

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Robot 04/28/2025 (Mon) 16:12:39 No. 3125 [Reply] >>3128
sometimes i become delusional and think itd be possible for me to leave my room and go into the outside world with other people, but so many things prevent it so i made up a mantra to repeat it goes "I have no reason to leave I don't need to leave I don't want to leave" I think it's alright, I don't think many anons are posting on /r8k/ anymore but if anyone is do you leave your room often? how is it if you do or how do you cope with not being able to if you dont?
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>>3125 i usually end up repeating something like your mantra whenever i feel the same way. i only leave to do the bare minimum. i'll use the bathroom, clean up, feed myself (thanks mom), go to work, run the occasional errand, but that's about it. I used to go out a lot more but just don't care to now. i live with my parents and usually stay in my room until they leave. i love them and we have a great relationship, but i also love to be alone. what are some of the things that prevent you from going outside?
>>3128 i dont like being around people, having people look at me, talking (especially to others), and the sun i like the outside very much but it is very hard to go out when there are people all around, if i lived somewhere very remote i think id be okay i also like my parents a lot, they are nice and i interact with them every day usually, since i will sacrifice a bit of my comfort for their sake why do you want to stay inside and in your room anon? since you can hold down a job and all and get stuff if i go outside to my backyard it is usually during the morning or late evening when the UV index is very low, but never in midday
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>>3143 i dont like being around people either. i stay inside for the same reasons you do. i like venturing out late at night or very early in the morning when there's the least amount of activity. i used to live in southern california and loved to go out driving/exploring late at night. not so much here though. this part of texas is bland.

FTDDTOT the passing of time edition Robot 08/30/2020 (Sun) 06:39:48 No. 1488 [Reply] [Last]
Quick or slow, it's all a blur.
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>>2236 You're not solving your problems, you're maladaptive daydreaming. No, it is not a good idea to be homeless If you need cash to sustain yourself while you fix your shit plassing has essentially no barrier to entry other than proof of address
You're out of touch I'm out of lime (lime) But I'm out of my head When you're not around You're out of touch I'm out of lime (lime) But I'm out of my head When you're not around Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
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Build your value in your birth nation which hates you then take your value elsewhere where contributions will be appreciated.

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Gf guide Robot 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:08:59 No. 3020 [Reply] >>3112 >>3138
Exercise moderately. Be social. Get a haircut. Wear good clothes. Have a stable jod that can pay for rent, food, etc. (Just find ONE JOB you're good at then improve) This is the bare minimum. If you actually want a girlfriend and not the idea of one join a community about something you like (sport, video games volunteering etc.) , go to church, go to college/school in person (If you are young). If you are likeable (its not hard) you will become friends with a girl and maybe date. Don't be a dumbass, there are many things that come with dating you don't know about.
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>>3020 >Exercise moderately. Nah >Be social Nah >Get a haircut. Nah >Wear good clothes. Nah >Have a stable jod that can pay for rent, food, etc. (Just find ONE JOB you're good at then improve) I actually got that, but mostly because I wanted to be independent from my dad. >This is the bare minimum. Too fake for me >If you actually want a girlfriend and not the idea of one join a community about something you like (sport, video games volunteering etc.) , go to church, go to college/school in person (If you are young). Why should I pretend to be something that I am not just to score some rundown gash?

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if ALL ELSE FAILS just commit crimes and buy prostitutes. >wahhhh i dont wanna be a drug dealer or a gang banger i hate niggers!!!!11!!1!1 commit smart crimes like money laundering or fraud >wahhhh i dont know math i cant count past ten i cant read i cant be smart i hate crackers!!!11!1!!!1!! embrace your blackness and ascend to a new form of Niggativity.
>>3020 You left out the most important part: reinstalling your spine. Here's the instruction manual.

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Robot 04/19/2025 (Sat) 05:06:10 No. 2527 [Reply] >>3105 >>3124 >>3137
how do I get a cute girlfriend?
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>>2527 there is no way as they exist only on the internet
>>2527 Focusing on women as an end goal is one of the worst things you can do for yourself and is typically a sign of a lacking social life and a lack of self actualization. Work on things you like and set goals to improve yourself. Ask yourself if you like what you see when you look in the mirror and plan ways to fix what you don't like. Do the same thing to your environment. If you don't have friends, or your friends are negatives to your life, treat yourself like you expect friends to treat you and use that as a framework for how people treat you and how you treat people. When you see something that interests you, set some time aside to explore it. Make a rough outline of a schedule for yourself and stick to it. Think about how your respond and react to things, but don't ruminate on them. Look at what values, themes, and messages are in the media you experience and think about whether they align with who you want to be and what you like. Do the same thing with the things you do and the food you eat. If it helps, think of yourself in a narrative. If you were reading or watching something with a character who has everything you do, would you enjoy it? If not, how would you fix the character? When there are opportunities to be social in relation to what you like, and you feel like you want to go to them, do so and establish a presence that you don't have to work hard to maintain in case you want to leave. Don't be so caught up in social circles that they replace why you went there in the first place. This is especially true for places that are about antisocial causes or have become so. Frequenting a place where everyone laments their social inability won't help you in any aspect of your life in the long term. There's a reason why "oldfag" has uniquely transformed into "oldtroon". Making membership of something into an integral part of your personality transforms it in a bad way. It's not only feminizing, it objectifies you and turns you into a commodity in a way that isn't inherent to your person. It's psychologically destructive. If all you do is lament on Discord, Xitter, and /r9k/ all day about how you're unlovable and will never have a girlfriend and make your interests into the interests of people who do the same, you may as well be a troon and be surrounded by troons. If you've done everything so far, you'll eventually meet a girl or be introduced to one by a friend. However, as I wrote in the beginning of this, you shouldn't be looking for a girlfriend inherently, at least not until your life is satisfying. It's something that you obviously want and that many people want, but you should think about what needs in your life that other social relationships or self-improvement could not answer. Do you want a girl to tell you she loves you, or would it be satisfying if your mom did it? Do you want a girl to do what you enjoy with you, or would it be satisfying if you did it with friends or taught it to someone else? Do you want a girl to tell you about her day, or would it be satisfying if a coworker did it? Do you want a girl to teach you how to do something, or would it be satisfying if a mentor did it? Do you want to confide in a girl, or would it be satisfying if you did it with a close friend? Do you want a girl to challenge your beliefs and ideas, or would it be satisfying if a colleague or rival did it? Do you want a girl to make your environment better, or would it be satisfying if you moved? Sex is something you can't have like this, but a focus on sex and reliance on masturbation is symptomatic of a lack of chemical stimulus and psychological support and is very easy to make into an addiction. Ask yourself why people become drug addicts then look at your relationship with sex and masturbation and think about how that relates to your pursuit of women. What do you want out of a girl that you can't get elsewhere, potentially in a better quality? What can a girl fix that other relationships can't? Is a girl who has failed sexually any better than one who sleeps with a million men if they're both as likely to pull you down? If you think girls are generally inferior to you, is there anything to gain by having one who does nothing unique for you and could even harm you? Is the girl of your dreams really one who sits on Discord all day, and if she is, are you in a position where you won't do the same to be with her? Is it worth having a girl now if it means limiting your opportunities outside of romantic relationships? Is the kind of relationship you would have with a girl the same kind you would criticize if you and she weren't in it? I don't intend for this to be read as a MGTOW stance. What I've stated is meant for consideration rather than to be taken absolutely or answered in a binary way. You can get a girlfriend while improving yourself and self-actualizing, and I encourage that as long as she isn't destructive. It's better to think that you'll get one eventually if you live your life with the intention of improving yourself than it is to do so for a girl or anything except yourself.
>>2527 You don't "get" a cute gf. You train her. Here's the instruction manual.

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Robot 04/23/2025 (Wed) 16:11:47 No. 2910 [Reply] >>2946
What's with all the "baww i want gf to cuddle and snuggle and hold" bullshit threads on here. I wanna see women hurt and humiliated. That's the only thing I want. They don't deserve affection. They don't deserve anything good.
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>>2910 You are simply retarded. I want to love and be loved by a woman who is intellectually equal to me, and together her and I will go on a killing spree. Chads and stacies will perish, drained of blood, flayed, limbs removed. And once they are sacrificed to the everthirsting creatures of the aether, every scream savored, we can make love, on the floor, raw and naked, covered in fresh blood, stomachs full of soft, sweet flesh. Then, clean it all up, get rid of the remaining flesh and go onto the hunt. That is what I want. A celebration of pain and laughter, of agony and pleasure, of indulgence in every manner.
>>2912 Desiring intimacy is one thing, but how could I not despise the disgusting being hiding being that foid veneer? This self-serving, entitled, solipsistic parasite. How do you fall in love with that? Other guys will claim see beauty in the way a foid talks and in the way she acts. I only see this insect going through the motions. I want to crush it. I want to pluck its wings and tears its legs off. >>2946 Nice little fap fantasy you got there but to even imagine a woman your equal is extremely soy. Maybe reddit would be more your speed
>>2934 Nice armchair pseudo-psychiatry you got there. Why don't you take your concern trolling back to tiktok where your foid-worship can flourish.

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Robot 04/18/2025 (Fri) 03:12:56 No. 2421 [Reply] >>3134
I never had a gf and I can't even imagine ever getting one
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>>2785 >>2909 Wondering what having a gf is like - is like, being healthy your whole life and wishing you were sick and in pain. The only reason some guys put up with being 'sick' is they're simps. Any time you feel the desire remind yourself the difference between being ill and healthy. Vomiting and fevers are overrated, as is a gf.
I tried to get one but all the girls treated me like trash
>>2421 The reason y'all never got pussy is because you fucking suck. Here is the instruction manual on how to stop sucking. Warning! It's gonna take a whole lot of hard work and re-building yourself from the ground up!

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Robot 04/21/2025 (Mon) 23:46:40 No. 2791 [Reply] >>2852
>tfw forced to live through another day after not dying in my sleep
Iktf
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>>2791 >wake up >scroll through games list, open some but don't play >scroll through youtube slop, watch some >think about driving out to smoke or vape >return and continue scrolling my life is too boring to even justify posting about >put hot chocolate mix in my coffee >the powder doesn't dissolve and i'm just drinking black coffee with chunks of mix from time to time very interesting
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I wish I were able to transfer my ideas into enjoyable media instead of being an unfocused hikikomori

Robot 04/22/2025 (Tue) 01:18:22 No. 2797 [Reply] >>2945 >>3119
lmao i genuinely dont know why i should keep living i lost all motivation to do everything i dont even have the energy to kms anymore. fml.
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Hey you should post you necking yourself with a shotgun off a bridge in 4K 60FPS over on >>>/intl/
>>2797 Do not kill yourself. Kill others. Politicians, cops, bureaucrats. Take a fun, find the place with a lot of them and do your part. You are going to die anyway, but a death in battle against tyranny is a good death.
>>2797 Can you kill that retarded orange fuck on your way out?

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