Opening up the board for an under the radar grand opening today. Keep in mind that many of the posts here are almost 4 years old, and have been imported from an old lynxchan test instance that was being used as a bunker. I've enabled r9k/"Unique Posts" mode for now, might disable it if it causes problems in edge cases, let me know. It shouldn't apply to images and should still let you upload files without any text attached the post. If you're unfamiliar with /r9k/ I suggest you look through some of the threads and get a feel for what the board is about. It should not be conflated with what you might know from cuckchan's /r9k/. The rules and guidelines are already pretty refined and condensed, but may still be tweaked as things come up. There are some legacy threads and posts that are kind of lazy or may break rules, but will be grandfathered in. But generally it's ideal that OP's have more effort put into them. Rules 1. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. 2. Refrain from posting low quality threads and posts. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, advertisements, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted. 3. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted. 4. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive or otherwise unnecessary threads may be deleted or merged. 5. Keep blogposts in a FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion. 6. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the meta thread. 7. Maintain the spirit of anonymity. No namefagging, tripfagging, avatarfagging, or signatures unless necessary for a specific thread. This rule will also encompass particularly unorthodox styles of writing that makes you clearly identifiable between threads. 8. No fedposting, no /r9gay/ posting 9. No roastie worship, including "vtubers" Contact

Can we do a suicidal ideation thread? Dying is really cute and kino and there are many good reasons to try it, from basic goon things to artsy poetic ones to ecological reasons and so much more. We should talk about the best ways to kill ourselves.

Why don't you own an AI bot girlfriend??

I think this video belongs here to remind us what could be and that every pot can find a lid

As title says I am broke as FUCK and need job. I worked at a scarpyard for two years as teenager and still am teenager but only adult teenager. My back is fucking destroyed from lifting scrap from racist old men to big boxes. Any ideas for wagie jobs plzplzplzpzlzplzpzlpzlpzlzlpzplzzplzplz

Links to the Peaceful Pill eHandbook by euthanasia organization Exit International. Edition March 2020. https://anonfiles.com/z9a4x9kao5/peaceful_pill_ehandbook_2020 https://mega.nz/folder/T41iGCjJ#4I9geC8Xnx74AAZmQZTYcQ Other helpful sites: https://suicide.wiki/w/Main_Page (Wiki) https://sanctionedsuicide.com/forums/suicide-discussion.2/ (Forum) https://lostallhope.com/ (Info)

>>>/b/ is going through some shit that I'm not down with. figgur I'll set up here for a spell until the new janny gets locked up and things go back to >normal

Exercise moderately. Be social. Get a haircut. Wear good clothes. Have a stable jod that can pay for rent, food, etc. (Just find ONE JOB you're good at then improve) This is the bare minimum. If you actually want a girlfriend and not the idea of one join a community about something you like (sport, video games volunteering etc.) , go to church, go to college/school in person (If you are young). If you are likeable (its not hard) you will become friends with a girl and maybe date. Don't be a dumbass, there are many things that come with dating you don't know about.

I want people to carefully watch and archive everything i do I want people to come follow me araund with a camera and take pictures of me as im coming out of the store I want people to discuss everything im doing I want people to LOOK AT ME Im so hungry for attention and i cant take it anymore How do i get popular? How do i get peoples attention?(and keep it)

Having depression feels like you're being raped by your own mind. Sometimes your mind is fucking you with too much force, other times it's resting and waiting his dick recover after slapping it on your face too much and cumming twice, but it's still raping you somehow. You don't exactly now the rapist's face nor why he's doing this but you feel apathy, guilt and sometimes sadness all the time. I don't know, I made a drawing to express it. By the way I'm not gay.

I think being alone was the right thing

I'm gonna keep it straight, robot The concept of romance you made up in your head, it's not real. It's all a façade. Most women would just ditch you for something better, the same way a man changes a car or a phone. There's not much to it besides what you can bring to the table. Just goon to the images on the internet and call it a night.

I don't understand other people's happiness or why they want some things. I'm grateful to have gone to Europe, but it was a ton of money and obviously no problems have been solved. obviously this is a longpost and I wasn't too detailed after getting sick and I didn't log all days I was visiting. Here are some questions: - what the fuck is socializing for normans? are there fewer topics they touch upon? do they enjoy it? are they happy talkign to people? it all just feels like a distraction - why does my family want me around? this sounds retarded but I offer nothing to conversations and i do nothing in life, i'm uninteresting, i need to curate my responses to make it sound like i think life is worth living. - i guess people just take pictures to show other people places they've been and the particularly nice areas. - is there some unique feeling of happiness others experience or am i pursuing things so that in the moment i don't feel dread? Day 1, Rome Settling in has been confusing, considered going to solo traveller orientation. up to me to make this enjoyable but realistically i think this will be just like normal life. i want to do nothing and nothing happens and even things i authentically want to do end up being kinda meh. i feel nothing when i do them. should've downloaded more episodes of one piece. ate at an expensive restaurant and it really only feels good in the moment. i think it'll cost thousands for a trip i'll forget. Day 2 Dropped spaghetti with a group of milfs because was tipsy and i'm autistic. Day 3, Greece Darts are ~4-5 Euro and worse than belmonts. There was a redhead vaping and I should've approached her but I was too nervous. Do i need to perpetually drink to talk to people normally or authentically? I smoked under a tree near port, the food there sucked but was cheap. I don't understand why my family wants me around. I do nothing in life and add nothing to conversations. Feels like 3x350ml beers are what socializing should feel like for normals. Day 4 Woke up hungover, ordered room service. Walked outside and looked around but I don't understand why people take pictures. Yes, towns are beautiful but the pictures do no justice. I feel better around nicer buildings, I think. Maybe it's the tight knit streets, I don't think it's the architecture as some suggest. Heard small talk I wasn't involved in. I hate people where I'm staying because they're so rich and their conversations are shallow bullshit. Day 5, Croatia Had a crazy dream I was in montenegro and zendaya went swimming nude. on shore there was a bunch of confusing buildings, where I stayed was continuously changing. Some high school friends were there. Croatia is beautiful. Best place I've been Day 6 Sick

Seriously. How are you guys such miserable fucking blackpilled losers? I'm just shy of 30 but I still mentally feel like a teenager, and still get taken for one between my baby face and tard demeanor. I still see beauty in the world, like when I step out at 2AM on a windy night. I still feel pride from tiny, mundane accomplishments. I still get bouts of euphoria from little things like driving, hobbies, music, vidya, even going to work. Even when I was a NEET with no friends and nothing but a shitty laptop, it was still easy to find some peace and make myself happy. You were handed a neurological cheat code to inner fulfillment when you were born and instead you blame it for your largely self-inflicted lack of outer happiness. >but I have no gf and I am le sad That's another thing. The tism makes you a perfect match to a whole fucking class of women with obsessive tendencies and abandonment issues, who gravitate towards sperg men whether they mean to or not: Cluster B. Especially BPD. A co-dependent autist who puts up with them is their holy grail life partner. You could be getting pussy three times a day from a kinky chick who practically thinks you're Jesus, and would forgive you for burning down a hospital full of

I never had a gf and I can't even imagine ever getting one

sometimes i become delusional and think itd be possible for me to leave my room and go into the outside world with other people, but so many things prevent it so i made up a mantra to repeat it goes "I have no reason to leave I don't need to leave I don't want to leave" I think it's alright, I don't think many anons are posting on /r8k/ anymore but if anyone is do you leave your room often? how is it if you do or how do you cope with not being able to if you dont?