Saw this on /trash/ and thought it would be a fun repost. Added some stuff (orange text)
> Be Jaune Arc
> Have significant funds and support from family's old-money ties
> None of them willing to support Beacon, gotta pay your own way there bucko
> ficidea.jpg
> Nobody can be upset if he uses his own income to secure tuition payments
> Beacon tuition without scholarships can cost as much as a small home
> Correction: a small home in overpopulated Vale
> Fucking nepobaby huntsmen
> (Not that Jaune would be any better in a perfect world; he's a hypocrite, not blind)
> It would legitimately be cheaper to run a restaurant
> So that's what he does
> Pitches his idea to his parents, secures the funding, gets the licenses and branding
> Thank fuck for bribes and easily-greased palms letting a teenager do all of this
> Opens up a hole-in-the-wall pizza joint called Papa Jaune's
> Forced to co-rent with similarly-low-budget, soon-to-be-hated-competitor CinDonuts
<Jaune can't help stare at the hips and ass of his sort-of-co-partner Cinder Fall
<She's really hot and really snappy; fire incarnate
<Turns out she's been checking him out too
>Alternatively Jaune gets expelled from Beacon after a year when it's revealed his "place of residence" was actually the pizza-donut joint
>He was sleeping in the backrooms instead of on campus housing ($$$)
>All of RWBY NPR BETRAY and ABANDON him (they do not actively fight the power)
>Until they realize he's the one running the donut-pizza shop they love
>Cinder uses the newfound ill will towards Beacon to help blow the place up
>Through a series of comical misunderstandings and shenanigans somehow this sparks a proletariat (actually burgher) revolution against the Huntsman system, Cinder is lauded as a hero and gets away with everything scott-free, Salem's plans end up incidentally foiled, and nobody dies
>Oz dies in disgrace and wakes up in the body of a young farmer who has to pay 40% inheritance tax on the farm he receives as inheritance from his late father
>Karma or something idk