>>8366 1d999 = 376

/roll{d999} Night club!

>>8370 Im stupid 1d999 = 707

Here we go! >>8368 Looks like a stonemason, to kick things off with. It's doing alright >>8371 The nightclub of this place is lively! And because it's a nightclub instead of a saloon or other similar old-era township thing, I'm reckoning that this must be somewhere modern. Maybe it's an offshoot of Argus

/roll {d999}

>>8392 It's always pigs with you. Also, I am a moron - it is >./.d.i.c.e.{d999} /dice{d999} >>8370 It only just now clicked for me as well. Together, we are retarded

Well, this is a fine kettle of fish. Remember the space between typing /roll and the dice, people. Also remember the number of dice to be rolled. >>8392 >>8398 is a reroll, because the first one landed on 707 which was Bingo's nightclub spot. I reckon that means the owner of your pig farm is at odds with the owner of the nightclub. Chances are that the music is disturbing the livestock and in turn the smell is disturbing the partygoers. The stonemason much closer to the place must be more used to the country and the smells it brings.

>>8399 1d999 = 711 Penny's potion shop with her sex doll that just so happens to look like Salem

>>8400 No can do for including canon characters, but there sure can be dead ringers for them. The proprietor of Polatina's Potions is younger than her apprentice, funnily enough, and the ex-slave apprentice in question chose not to change her name from Slime. The trauma induced by sex trafficking is evident, and easy is an understatement for how available said apprentice is to anyone who wants to come in (to) the shop. Holy shit, though - the place is not doing well. I and plenty of people question Polatina's decision to style the place as a fantasy alchemy place, given that it's a regular chemist. Potential customers must be buying from outside the village, thinking that the place is for LARPers and entertainment instead of actually selling medicine.