Now, this is a story all about how
My Twitter sphere got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the lolcow of a fetish called tickling
In '06 DeviantArt born and raised
On the sketchbook was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some RP notes to minors outside of my age group
When a couple of trolls who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Patreon
I got in one little DMCA takedown and 8Chan got mad
They said, "You're lurkin' with your simps and commissioners on /tkr/"
I begged and pleaded with them day after day
But anon said "we do not forgive, we do not forget fgt" and sent me on my way
They gave me a kiss and then they gave me a new audience
I put my "commissions open" announcement on, took all their money on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Posting close ups of some faggot with a mask to hide her ugly face, telling people "subscribe to Patreon to see the rest faggot"
Is this what the people of Patreon be living like?
Shit nigga, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're angry, virgins, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this tech support scammer?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Tickling Art
Well, the plane 9/11ed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a fed standing there with my name on a list
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, not before I ask for pics of loli feet, bet.
I sprang with the quickness like diarrhea, disappeared
I whistled for attention and when it came near
My DA notes said, "where's my commission? It's been 2 and a half years" and it had pronouns in the bio
If anything I could say that "I'm cancelling your commission for being impatient"
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes subscribe to my Patreon for a wip of your commission!"
I pulled up to the echo chamber about seven or eight
And I yelled to the commissioner, "Thanks for the money, sucker!"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To post a long Twitter rant and suicide bait.