I'M ON BLOG TV WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP I'M NOT STARTING MY FUCKING SELF YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH YOU JUSTICE FUCKS- I- THIS RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER DQ IS FOING THIS SHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TI FIND OUT WHERE YOU- Everyone type in the chat DQ is a fucking nigger

>>53222 >I guess normal people think that all ticklefags look like this. Like 90% of them do...

>>53170 If that's the biggest gripe that degenerate coomers have nowadays, le horrible intolerant Christkeks are trying to prevent them from exposing children to their twisted fetishes, then it's time for me to look into becoming a Christian. Between the people whose ancestors built Western society and you insufferable retarded faggots it's an easy choice.

>>53311 My son, I found porn on the internet when I was 11 and that I was back in the 2000s way before the queers were remotely mainstream. Keeping porn out of the hands of kids is impossible unless you go full Ted Kazynski and it has absolutely nothing to do with what either the fags or the "totally built western civilization" Christian moralists are doing. If you dumb niggers would take a step back from your apocalypse larping for a fucking second you'd know that.

>>53453 It's been 23 years since then and look at how we're doing. Full on coomers and actual pedos. Now you're right, it is impossible to keep porn out of the hands of some kids (not all parents these days are computer illiterate boomers like ours were). However just because we could doesn't mean we should. That's why Christfags are getting such a boost in popularity the past few years, because we've lived in this "no rules, anything goes" type of society for at least 15 years now. And as a result, ironically, it's made some people actually structure themselves, a counter culture of you would. One side only wants to go further into the degeneracy, the other in rebellion of that is actually adhering to a stricter set of standards. Now I think we're all tired of the preaching from both sides, but anytime one side says something about this, then the other's inevitably going to respond. Best way to deal with it if it really bothers you that much is ignore it. There's a reason those posts only get a reply like once a week now.

>>53453 >>53462 >>53311 the issue is that the internet is getting smaller children use the same websites as porn artists regularly. Like yeah I could find porn if I wanted when I was 11, but I spent most of my time on neopets and pokemon forums. the places people posted porn were not the same places I'd normally hang out. Now kids are all on twitter in arms access to weird fetishes and titty pics. They're all getting groomed in discord servers because they never got the same internet stranger danger talk that was hammered into us as kids. The websites that were explicitly for children have either disappeared or gotten shittier. Neopets is a smoldering crater of what it use to be, club penguin is gone, websites like nick.com and cartoonnetwork.com use to be loaded up with flash games and are now just purely corporate.

What's up, /tkr/? It's Fondale Feathingle here I recently broke into deviantART's servers and deleted all furry porn from their servers. Kicked PawFeather in the balls and he fell over to fart. Pooped on tkgeek's tablet and cancelled him on Twitter. Subscribed to HumunculousLover's highest Patreon tier and immediately cancelled and refunded my subscription. Stole DQ's porn stash and sent it to his mom. My cousin Gary Lapisimew TingleStocks recently hacked I to Caroo's bank account and stole $3.50. I will be getting out of prison on January 8th, 2024. After that I will be commissioning Sketcher92 using Star Buck's wifi. After that, I will unban every TK artist from DA-

>>53605 >>53611 thank you so much

Now, this is a story all about how My Twitter sphere got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the lolcow of a fetish called tickling In '06 DeviantArt born and raised On the sketchbook was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some RP notes to minors outside of my age group When a couple of trolls who were up to no good Started making trouble in my Patreon I got in one little DMCA takedown and 8Chan got mad They said, "You're lurkin' with your simps and commissioners on /tkr/" I begged and pleaded with them day after day But anon said "we do not forgive, we do not forget fgt" and sent me on my way They gave me a kiss and then they gave me a new audience I put my "commissions open" announcement on, took all their money on and said, "I might as well kick it" First class, yo this is bad Posting close ups of some faggot with a mask to hide her ugly face, telling people "subscribe to Patreon to see the rest faggot" Is this what the people of Patreon be living like? Shit nigga, this might be alright But wait, I hear they're angry, virgins, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this tech support scammer? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Tickling Art Well, the plane 9/11ed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a fed standing there with my name on a list I ain't trying to get arrested yet, not before I ask for pics of loli feet, bet. I sprang with the quickness like diarrhea, disappeared I whistled for attention and when it came near My DA notes said, "where's my commission? It's been 2 and a half years" and it had pronouns in the bio If anything I could say that "I'm cancelling your commission for being impatient" But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes subscribe to my Patreon for a wip of your commission!" I pulled up to the echo chamber about seven or eight And I yelled to the commissioner, "Thanks for the money, sucker!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To post a long Twitter rant and suicide bait.

>>53648 I will subscribe to YOUR Patreon if you swear never, ever to try to rhyme again. Jesus dude.

>>53648 A fucking Fresh Prince parody? Are you 50?

>>53648 2/10. Not enough jabs at Hughmungus' Sun and Moon fetish

>>53648 I dig it. RIP Uncle Phil. :(

>>53648 Hey /tkr/anon can you make me a sandwich?

Salutations my fellow Mongolians? It's Quintondale Quilingle here, I impersonated a female for 10 years and faked a relationship with FirefoxSF and made him question his sexuality (WTF NO). Subscribed to a granny porn magazine, using ZP92's address (I've fallen and I can't get up), traced Caroo's art and made a fortune from DeviantART autistic (no worries, mate!), jerked off into a shot glass and made PawFeather drink it (HE NEED SUM MILK), picked up the wrong order at McDonald's (I'll have 2 number 9s...), got arrested in Ohio for claiming myself as governor. Amputated Solesman's rotted feet (femur breaker scream). I will now go to Ticklecon and pee in the food. Make Twitter ban Moekakie, glue googly eyes on Nitropunk's dick. After that, I will leak all of ZP92's DMs.

What on gods green earth

>>87734 You heard the man.

I have a joke, man lusts over fat because of his belly fetish, man lusts over feet because of his musk fetish. Man later goes on to date a fat smelly woman who doesn't wash. He's revolted by the small, and suffocated by the fat. He realizes his gooning was just that, gooning and the real thing is horrible. Then realizes he contracted a fungal infection from his fat girlfriend.

If you seek any content with men in it you're gay. You want to look at men in sexual situations, you're gay. You're looking at the dude and jerking off, like a fag. "But it's hot when woman tickle men"- stop, you're jerking off to a man. Shut the fuck up and get away from me. "Haha straight is when man and woman" you're gay. You're looking at a man to sexually please yourself. You are glaring at a male's body and jerking off. You are a homosexual. Plain and simple. Only women on women is acceptable.

>>87800 Women on women is also homosexual. All pornographic content is inherently homosexual.

>>87792 >gooners being traumatized once they find out what their degenerate fetishes are actually like in real life many such cases

What’s the worst that could happen if someone tickles you ? Have a heart attack ?

>>87801 Honestly. So much of normie straight porn involves staring at a man's bare ass humping.

>>87803 shitting yourself. pissing yourself from being tickled can be hot, but shit? you are never living that down and everyone involved is now traumatized

Yeah that’s a good point I guess

>>87800 >>87801 F/F is gay because at some point you're imagining yourself as a woman

>>87857 Or you just get off to watching.

>>87860 So then you're a cuck which is just as bad

>>87857 Yes. F/F is gay. F/M and M/F are also gay. The only arguably non-gay scenario is */F, wherein a machine or some other force is at work. But even then, to masturbate to such a scenario involves giving a man (yourself) a handjob, which is of course, also gay.

>>87867 Got anymore of these pics? >inb4 tickle board not feet board baaawww baaawww People are allowed to like more than one thing

>>87932 yes they are allowed, but there are specific places for liking different things, retard but I second your request, I also want more pictures like the one above

>>87932 >>87935 We have a thread for this, bozos: https://8chan.moe/tkr/res/20592.html And for the record I, too, would like to see more horsegirls showing off their tickle spots.

>>87857 No I'm not, I'm just watching two women do hot stuff for my pleasure. You're a troon.

Man these death battle leaks are getting weird

Wait what ?