>>57792 The wuffians are well-behaved today, so it's definitely going to be nice and calm. Hope the same for you until the time you head off to bed.

>>57790 But you're the bau bau, not meeeee. >>57792 Hmph, just not used to this treatment ... >The smooch alone made her heart melt away while the chin rubs and the patting of Cag's big, biiig butt is being patted away, causing the suppose proud alchemist to pout away, blushing. Now that I think about it, I think I put a collar on you a while back.

>>57795 And yet somehow you end up getting walked by more people than any of the Bau Baus...

>>57796 No fair, you need walks too since you're cute puppers.

>>57795 Well you might just have to get used to it, who knows when I'll stop if you keep acting so cute! >She'll give a few more chinrubs before giving that wobbly alchemist butt a swift spank! Nothing too rough, but enough to get her attention at least. Yeah, when I played Vajra for you, you just wub that puppy so much! It was cute. If just a little praise gets you so flustered though I wonder how much of a blushy mess you'll be if I make you start Jackposting and calling me "mommy" from that adorable assassin face.

>>57798 I'll get my walkies some other time in the future, but for now, I'll enjoy a certain cute Alchemist getting walks from other cute peeps

>>57800 Not my fault! <Smack! >The alchemist's wobbly butt jiggles and bounces from the assertive smack from the Liz! That's truee, i remember that. So cute how you played her. Love doggo Zodiac. >Soft toned whining noises. You really want me to jack at you just so you can melt yourself...Hmph. >>57802 Bau bau Zeta is hard to defeat...Enjoy the cuteness.

>>57803 That I will~ Enjoy yourself as well~

>>57803 Totally your fault, just like it's your fault for giving yourself so much cake! You made this body for yourself, one has to wonder why you'd give it such a huge butt hmm~? >Uwaah so wobbly, what a great ass! Yeah, it was a cute session, I had fun with it! Maybe I do, maybe I do, but as much as I might melt from the fat assassin butt sitting on my lap, it's fun to imagine how embarassed you might be calling me mommy. >Adorable Jack! Such a good girl gets pulled in tight against her mommy master, Jack's face firmly held against her boobs while she strokes those short white locks of hair. Good girl good girl~

>>57804 Hmph... >small bau bau noises. >>57802 Well...It's because cute people liek you enjoy it alot so... >She'll grumble away, puffing her cheeks as she gets teased away so much. Glad you had fun. I do want to do more with you down the road...You just want me to call you mommy lots and lots. Now I know how to defeat you! >The little butt assassin finds herself pulled into the unbreakable embrace of her master, shoving those big boobs in her face causes Jack to blush away! Uwah!

>>57806 Ah... cute mislink... >>57805 Here.

>>57807 I am super embarrassed for this...Thanks Zeta.

>>57809 Nyo probos, you cute thing.

>>57806 Of course, I always have fun with the people I'm writing with. More than happy to play more sessions with you, just ask away if ideas come to mind yeah? Admittedly I don't have much in the way of specific ideas of my own to throw at you, but I'm definitely weak to many of your bottom-heavy girls and well yes that too, is a big weakness of mine ahh. >Gudako holds Jack tight, a firm yet caring embrace keeping the tiny servant's face firmly planted against those soft chestpillows belonging to her Master. Ehe~ Don't worry, you're not in any sort of trouble, you just looked so darn cute today I couldn't help but wanna squeeze you tight like this! >Of course she also wanted to squeeze Jack in other ways, like the hand that was petting the Assassin's head now trailing down low instead. Lower and lower it trailed, until finally at its destination it gave that mostly-bared butt of Jack's a teasing little squeeze, before going back up for more headpats. (I'm feeling a little lightheaded so I might have to go lie down for a bit. I'll wait for your response and give you a kissy before I do though)

I was informed that I could find a hellcat here.

>>57811 Alright, I'll ask away! I don't mind playing little Jack for you and her heavy bottom being in your lap. She'll likely be bouncy a lot since she is rathe hyper. >Jack struggles slightly, whining away as she had her face planted into such a soft set of breasts. Jack couldn't help but tremble over how much she is hugging the little assassin away and the smell of her perfume. Oh? Thanks for the hugs, mommy! But...You're squeezing so tight. >The headpats and even the touch of her huge butt will be delightful, as if the cuteness factor and lewdness was at EX rank. Jack will also lay down and keep the sick Liz warm. (A'www, I hope you feel better.)

>>57810 Cute cat...

>>57813 (Looking forward to it) >Gudako refused to relent on her cuddletime with Jack! The orange-haired master just absolutely adored her cute servants, so now that one was firmly in her arms, especially sporting such a big butt for her size, there was no escape! Arms that wished to embrace, hands that wished to wander and dish out affection wherever they might please doomed Jack to being cuddled and felt up possibly for hours to come! Mommy just loves Jack and all her other servants so much, sometimes she just has to cuddle them like this so they know it! >The dizzying scent of rosy perfume given to her by Nero certainly wouldn't help Jack, if her mind wasn't going foggy already from all the squeezes and gropes, it would surely deliver a devastating blow of its own! Gudako finally flops backwards, Jack still securely in arms, to lay down with the Assassin on top for an afternoon nap with her "Mommy". I'm taking a nap, so just stay here a little longer until I doze off then you can go play again. >Jack gets a little smooch on the forehead before Gudako starts to slowly drift off for her nap. (Thanks, and for the cute little rp too. Hopefully just sipping some water and resting will help)

When should I bake the next bread?

>>57817 After 1000 posts

>>57816 >So small in stature, yet huge where Gudako likes to squeeze and give lots of affection. Jack will be overwhelmed by the hugs and smothers of her master. She'll struggle slightly but soon gives up as they lay together in the bed. (Get better so I can sit on your face!)

>>57819 Y-yes maam. Have a good one in the meanwhile >Kissy

>>57818 Might come back tomorrow and make it then, I'm usually the bread baker here.

>>57786 That’s a good number of bau baus. Also we’ve reached the point where this thread is unusable on mobile.

>>57822 I have 32GB of RAM and leaving this tab open for longer than 5 minutes causes a memory leak.

The only time I have issues with this site is sometimes my computer freezes when it's over 700 posts and I attach an image to my post.

Is 1000 the bump limit?

>>57826 1000 posts is the bump limit, but if it's that bad for people, then new thread time. Migrate when ready >>57824 >>57824 >>57824

>>57823 Is that what causes my ram to suck so much shit? God damn. Might not be able to leave it open so much then

cum

>>57832 I've got 32GB as well and I've done fine leaving the thread on for several days. Might work differently on different browsers though.

Since this thread is now officially dead, and I don't plan to ever post to Half again, I will use it to ask an Oot question. But I don't know many Americans to which ask this question outside of here and half. How bad is the Chapter 11 Bankrupt procedure?

>>57850 it means all your assets get liquidated and sucked out of your hairy Italian nips into the milking machine

>>57881 Fai un favore al mondo MdGA, muori gonfio.

>>58022 You'd have more success apologizing if you could humble yourself enough to not complain about anon shitposters to the avas you need to apologize to, and actually apologize to them.

>>58050 I was an idiot asking you all for help. Thank you for showing it to me. Good riddance.