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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 00:37:08 No. 812 [Reply]

>AHHH, MY MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE ROBOT MAID IS TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!!!! Who the fuck writes this shit?

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:26:09 No. 1045

Maid Droid 2 (which had a budget of fuck-all) was nonironically better than Companion, which was better than this shit. Ex Machina mogs all of them. Although credit is due to Megan Fox for being a stone MILF and putting in an excellent performance.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:49:48 No. 1126

>>812 Why would you buy a bogged robot maid? Was she discounted?

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 13:37:49 No. 1132

>>812 > MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE she looked scary without clothes tho like 50+ waaaaay after the wall

/trek/ Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 06:58:34 No. 676 [Reply]

These are the voyages of the /tv/ thread /trek/.

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:52:28 No. 1105

>>1104 >But the guy the studio hired as an indian cultural consultant was an absolute fraud. Oh yeah that's what I was thinking of Hilarious

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:12:33 No. 1109

>>1105 I remember reading an interview or something that Beltram wanted off of the show towards the end, so he demanded what he thought would be a high enough salary to get booted. They agreed to it instead.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 12:03:42 No. 1116

>>1109 Doesn't he have a chud podcast now? Or maybe that's Robert Duncan McNeill

LOCKED Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:26:48 No. 931 [Reply]

new anthony hopkins movie. What does /tv/ think of it?

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 23:53:12 No. 1014

>>931 Gave it three stars out of five on LB, which from me is generous given most of my ratings are two or lower. I watch a lot of shitty horror movies.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 02:18:22 No. 1036

>>931 Tony Hops is alive?

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:39:05 No. 1111

>>931 >producer Sam Raimi >producer Don't care

Redpill me on Teletubbies Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 07:48:09 No. 1093 [Reply]

was it a psyop by the bbc and the globalists to make kids dumber???

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:06:44 No. 1107

>>1093 I watched Teletubbies every morning as a kid and I have extremely intelligent.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 10:09:58 No. 1108

>>1093 >>1107 I too, did what you did, but as a uni-teen. and still, I am what you are, that is, intelligent to the xtreme.

Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:09:36 No. 917 [Reply]

Uh oh

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 07:04:51 No. 1091

>>917 Fuk that never going back. They actually tried to make me wait 900 seconds to post and really think I'll ever go back to that? The disrespect.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 08:48:06 No. 1100

>>917 This is a credible threat

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 09:26:53 No. 1101

I made a Sideways thread and it died on the vine, I can't wait to go back.

Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 08:21:53 No. 257 [Reply]

Be honest, would you let them in?

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:23:52 No. 1081

>>1078 >dressed as each other Damn that's ice cold. I love it.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:31:39 No. 1084

>>257 >Be honest, would you let them in? only the left one.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 07:49:24 No. 1094

>>1084 "Sure you can stay, Not you Uggo."

shirt folms King of Shirt Folms 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:56:10 No. 970 [Reply]

I'm claiming this board with my superior taste in shirt folms! Only another shirtfolm-master can reclaim it and throw me down from my throne by posting a better list (which will never happen!). Do you have what it takes?

My subject is about me being better! Evol Knoght if Mivoes 04/24/2025 (Thu) 18:15:14 No. 976

Ha, fucking twat! You're list is weakish like a creamed bullpussy from a tiny asian town! My taste in shirt folms is much much suprareor, as will be the evident when I'm posting it later on in this post. First I will put ya down by telling ya straightfaced you have too much live action bullshit. Not a single disney mivoe is 100% failure of a list. Shirt folms is an animated genre only because like vidya, cgi and animation can do anything you do in reality but 10x better! So here is my list: 1. Three Little Pigs 1933 2. Steamboat Willie 1928 3. Donald in Mathmagic Land 1959 4. Cured Duck 1945 5. Donald's Dilemma 1947 6. Music Land 1935 7. The Old Mill 1937 8. Bimbo's Initiation 1931 9. Minnie the Moocher 1932 10. Red Hot Riding Hood 1943 11. Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs 1943 12. Soup's On 1948

Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 21:54:29 No. 1002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQjhKoENF9c This one stuck with me when I watched it years ago, it was reassuring to know modern animation isn't totally defunct and poisoned by cal-arts pop bullshit. Quay Brothers short films are top tier also.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 07:46:18 No. 1092

#1002 eeeh, wtf was this?? idgi, at all.. seems like it was made by a furfag tranny with daddy issues. the visuals are nice but the plot is repulsive...

Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 07:28:19 No. 531 [Reply]

My gf is sick so I (6'1) made her a snack to eat while watching tv

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:13:44 No. 1062

>>531 If my boyfriend brought me this as a snack I would fuck all of his friends behind his back and then send him videos of it on his birthday.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 05:46:52 No. 1069

>>1062 >boyfriend >celebrating birthday cringe

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 06:09:11 No. 1076

>>1069 It's a guaranteed way to make sure they remember it once a year. I'm just shitposting though, I'm not a girl or gay. I just had something similar happen.

Dr Whoa gets Blacked Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 13:29:24 No. 161 [Reply]

First they made the Doctor almost an embryo (Matt Smith), then a fallen Angel (Islington) was the next Doctor, then the big one: They feminized the Doctor. A wumman! A bitch. A whore. Doctor Whore. Yes the ratings plunged. Thank God that's almost over. Now we've got Doctor Who Blacked. Yeah there was a female black doctor as a guest star but not in the main role, I know I know. This is the first black Doctor in the lead role. I can just imagine it now.. > Yo > Wazzzzap > I didntdonuthin', Cybermen. Yo' ass is grass if you don't keep your calculator guns away frum me! Dat's right. I got my 12 inch black sonic screwdriver out now. You's all gonna get a sonic whooping, cyberbitches! > No officer, that's my TARDIS, I didn't steal it honest. > My white female assistant's black baby isn't mine even if the DNA results say it is. > Daleks? Sheeeeeeet! > The Master? Dat's wacist! What's next? Q lesbian Muslim seagull Doctor? https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/black-doctor-who-what-next-26913719

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Anonymous 06/25/2024 (Tue) 18:42:46 No. 208

>>186 Nigger Who

Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 05:58:24 No. 519

>>185 You just know

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:25:11 No. 1063

Dead show

Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 05:52:28 No. 670 [Reply]

A grown man with no friends? What a ludicrous concept!

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:42:02 No. 992

>>670

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:48:45 No. 1053

>>826 What adult man over 40 has friends? It's so retarded.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:04:13 No. 1058

>>1053 My dad has friends. I don't though.

Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:22:33 No. 390 [Reply]

Anyone see Sinners? Why are normies losing their minds over schlock?

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:36:09 No. 1049

>>1020 > black people are a trip Certain films and filmmakers not withstanding, black cinema definitely has this weird simpleness to it. Like being completely devoid of nuance and subtlety. It's all so on the nose.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:43:24 No. 1051

>>390 Finally watched and have to agree with other anons, the first two thirds about them setting the weed joint was way better than the horror stuff. Could have been just about that and it would be fine, the horror is the weak aspect of the whole movie. Hailee was pretty hot as always Don't know why the scores are so high except for "we wuz nosferatu" because while not bad there is nothing special here.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:57:19 No. 1056

>>1051 >while not bad there is nothing special here The racism of low expectations.

The Wailing 04/25/2025 (Fri) 00:02:13 No. 1019 [Reply]

I just watched The Wailing, what are your thoughts /tv/? I found it personally visually stunning, and enjoyed the themes and the style of storytelling where scenes become time/dream convoluted to confuse the fuck outta you. I knew the shaman was up to something, first I thought he was a fake looking for wealth but guess greed can lead to wanting to become some demons pet. Also I want to fuck the ghost lady.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:53:09 No. 1055

Koreans moaning about Japan, again. 4/10

/film/ Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 14:21:46 No. 314 [Reply]

Arthouse and Classics Refugee edition

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Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 12:53:59 No. 721

Saw this with the fiancée last night. Certified femcel kino 8/10

Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:10:32 No. 987

>>552 that thread is more active than this one, nuff said

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:50:16 No. 1054

>>987 >nuff said

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 03:15:00 No. 1042 [Reply]

What’s your first impression of this chick?

Game Shows Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 02:52:16 No. 1040 [Reply]

What are your favorite /tv/ game shows /tv/? I love Wheel of Fortune

Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 01:16:59 No. 251 [Reply]

With 4chan gone, we cannot return life to our imageboard. And fate has yielded its reward: a new imageboard to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving fa/tv/irgins taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting.

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Anonymous 04/18/2025 (Fri) 02:17:28 No. 284

Not gonna happen. These sites aren't equipped for us.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 01:42:09 No. 1030

>>251 >SO LET MERCY CUM >AND WASH. AWAY. >WHAT I'VE DONE!!

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 02:42:56 No. 1039

>what I’ve done starts playing