Lester the Unlikely is obviously horrible, and the open world bike shit looks to be just as much a waste of time as always, but the rest of the game...! ...looks like "just" another Metroid Prime. Take out those obviously horrible things, and if this had released just a few years after Prime 3, I think the reception would be >It's ok, getting kind of stale. Why are we still doing motion shit to open doors? Retro used to be a studio that could pump these out with just a few years between each, but after a 2 decade wait, we have what seems to be an overly safe sequel with the exceptions being the rotten eggs on top.

>>1935435 Also, it's funny just how much the plant boss here is a copy of the one from Wind Waker. Big bulb in the middle of a round room who you attack by cutting down all it's vines in one go with your newly aquired item so you can hit the core once the petals open. Even attacks you by swinging it's vines and having it's thorns pop up from the ground. But instead of the boomerang you're using Skyward Sword's beetle. Only so many original ideas for bosses, sure, but this thing's almost 1-1.

You just know people are going to pull a "lord yamcha" with miles.

Who is worse? Miles or Remebah Me guy?

>>1936086 👁👄👁

>>1934919 PUT ALL MARVEL QUIRK CHUNGUS WRITERS INTO A WOODCHIPPER

>>1936086 Are you kidding? Remember Me was the best character in that game.

>>1936086 Will "Miles" Stancil

>>1936086 Remebah me guy was one of the few good parts of that game so Miles.

>>1936173 I guess it do be like that...

>>1936170 This is why gamergate shit is eternal. Why would anyone at Retro pick up the floating human debris from exploded studios? >but it was only 2 years! One day would be one day too much, what a nigger world we live in

>>1936179 >they >"Samus is a tranny" >actually works at Retro Studios I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

>>1936205 >works Worked thankfully, but then again not thankfully enough. The fact that this 'person' could step into Retro at all shows they can't be trusted and why all the coping in Twitter about metroid right now and how it can't possible be that bad is done by retards

Willing to bet everything that I own on this: the motorcycle was originally envisioned to be Samus's armor, she'd use her telekinetic power to remove the armor and rearrange it into a motorcycle.

>>1936218 Western devs would never ever. They'd need 10 japs with whips to make zero suit samus on a bike a reality. And don't forget, there's long dev times for larger games like Metroid. That means the 'vibe' of the game is not our current year but 2020-2022 (which were very joyful times for games I'm sure you agree)

>>1936218 Samus using her armor as a means of transportation? Man, what a crazy idea!

I enjoy how they've made Samus's armor more feminine over the years.

>>1936289 Kill all American game devs

>>1936289 cancerman lives on also hilarious how even that tweet is written in James Gunnese , the OG brainrot

I like how this thread was basically dead until there was something to culture war about

>>1936289 It's not a real self insert until he becomes Samus's love interest. Like that WoW guy who tried to make his OC fuck Sylvanas.

>>1936331 I've been shitting on the art design for months, people have been shitting on the forced open world for months (I'm mixed about it), bad writing that kills the atmosphere is the shit cherry on top. Not my fault it's usually pushed by lefty wingnut assholes.

>>1936402 That dude was terrible, 2015 writing. I'm more amused that's what it took for the thread to become active, that open world looked terrible and that has me more worried.

>>1936423 Desert open area will be Wind Waker style: Empty but wait, here's a stone ruin with a heart piece energy tank!

>>1936179 >Why would anyone at Retro pick up the floating human debris from exploded studios? Why wouldn't they; everyone jumped ship the moment Microshit bought the company. Not a single hit since then and have seemingly been dormant for about a decade. >>1936289 The hell is with this archetype? It's nice knowing I avoided getting any interest in this game when it was announced and they overachieved in proving my choice was right.

>>1936429 LOOKIT THAT SHNOZZ

>>1936402 Why is Gordon Freeman behind her wearing a Fag Wars shirt?

I just want to cuddle Samus (both in armor and out) to sleep, is that too much to ask?

>>1936500 >

>>1936512 Don't think Burch ever had a goatee.

>>1936218 But the helmet would stay on so the face reveal is still at the end.

>>1936539 If I made Metroid I'd bring back the tradition of putting Samus in a bikini if you beat the game fast enough.

>>1936544 Plot twist: you play through the game in a bikini and get more suited up the faster you do

>>1936501 As long as you shut your fucking mouth while you do it, it's fine.

>>1936544 >putting Samus in a bikini if you beat the game fast enough. would you show a bit of featheradge down there?