>>1991750 If this game doesn't get a 6/10 or lower on Metacritic that would either mean nintendo used bots to increase the user score or that people really are this stupid. I'd lose all faith in humanity if you could prove the latter is the case4

>>1991358 Is the original NEC PC 6000 version any good? I'm on an 8bit craze right now, going through some NES games >>1991644 Shit games always existed, there was a pile of shovelware behiend the actual good games. AAA shit just dominating everything is what made that go away for a while during 7th Gen outside Nintendo.

>>1991803 It's the best time to a be PC Gamer >Every single game from the 70s to today avaiable 4free at your fingertips >Console Japanese releases get decent PC ports and Doujin PC games get more exposure not dying off in a couple of years and even making their own company >PC exclusive/focused games not only exist but are thriving >Top tier mods being released every month >Niche gems and sleeper hits being released every week >Little to no paywalls You'd have to be a clueless casual fucking retard to ever make that assertion when pic related used to be the norm.

>>1991775 >Cheesy this remind me a lot of Spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlv4QMHKAO0 Which has an excelent sounctrack btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3DnPJV6bcQ

>>1992032 >Nintendo/Retro did a Ubisoft Not even surprised

>>1992032 I legit thought they couldn't make something worse than other M. they did it. incredible.

>>1992032 The video doesn't say if you can skip the cutscenes or not but that's still funny.

>>1992032 This is worse than what I expected. The whole game is like a throwback but not in a good kind of way. >>1992026 >It's the best time to a be PC Gamer For the rebuttal see the PC Hardware & News Thread.

>>1992343 >For the rebuttal see the PC Hardware & News Thread. That's more "it's a bad time to build a pc if you don't already have one."

>>1992343 >Developers will need to learn to optimize or die out Oh no!

>>1992343 >>1992352 Maybe Valve really did pick the best time to announce the Steam Machine, if they actually managed to get a good deal on the RAM.

>>1991600 t. Cuckchan user.

>>1992034 Only the best 343 devs for the best series

>>1992032 Wow, that fucking sucks.

BAGENA :DDD

>>1992596 PEAK WOMAN DESIGN!!

>>1992026 >It's the best time to a be PC Gamer <genuinely cant remember the last time GPUs released with appropriate pricing <recent SSD and RAM price bullshit <worse optimization for new games than consoles <Unreal Engine 5 <Windows 11 Best time for existing PC gamers, sure. But anyone who's just getting into PC gaming is as fucked or worse than console gamers due to extremely vernal pricing. It should not be the case that the 6800XT I have that came out 5 years ago was a better deal then than everything else we had since those 5 years. I agree consoles have become abysmal, and that's why I jumped ship in 2022, but I think it's important to point out the irredeemable bullshit PC players have allowed to occur by being too fucking stupid, financially enabling all these issues to exist.

>>1992596 >Run inside and outside the room very fast >Cum

>>1992667 Hardware from 5 years can run modern games, you don't need new hardware nor should you give money ro these cunts. Buy refurbished

>>1992669 >Walk into the room > Spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >Face gets red >Clenching asscheeks together to hold my shit >Meanwhile, spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets >Shit breaches through my asscheeks

>>1992088 IIRC you cannot skip any cutscenes on Switch 1 because they function as loading screens.

Back in the older days people would just post game footage and let the retardation speak for itself instead of just taking an eceleb at their word. You're all newfags with a profound lack of curiosity.

>>1993368 I'd honestly play the game if someone would crack the emulation, desert and Myles and all.

>>1993368 >game footage you know what, you're right. Metroid 4 should have a foot age game in the same way Prime 4 has vagina hallways.

>>1991106 looks like that guy from ghostbusters

Why are people here shitting on the game? I bought it and so far its a 9/10 game

>>1993866 The game is shit, with plebbitor characters and music behind a paywall.

>>1993883 The characters are actually good but weird and the music is not behind a paywall if you beat the game

>>1993368 I did. You on the contrary, did not.

>>1992667 >But anyone who's just getting into PC gaming is as fucked or worse than console gamers due to extremely vernal pricing. I just bought my gf a 6750 xt for christmas for around $200, which is more powerful than a PS Pro. >worse optimization for new games than consoles If anything I see less of a difference compared to previous console generations. Plus when console players say >Lol, werks fine on my PS5 That doesn't mean it's running better, it just mean they aren't bothered by upscaling, temporal artifacts or sub-60 framerates.

>>1993368 >just post an hour of footage of the backtracking

>>1993885 >you have to play it twice to experience music That's still incredibly retarded.

>>1993866 >9/10 >no interconnected world >Instead you have a boring as fuck hub Desert with mostly linear areas >Miles ithe redditor voice by a whiny jew called Goldstein American development studios are all fucked, Microsoft did irreparable damage to the industry.

>>1993368 The game is absolutely shit and why have any curiosity? I feel the e celeb is just an excuse your using.

>>1994273 >Shit If only, at least a fuckup as big as pic related would be funny to laugh at, this is a mediocre Ubisoft game wearing Primes skin. It's the epitome of AAA mediocrity.