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Metroid Thread - Metroid Prime 4: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Edition Anonymous 04/17/2025 (Thu) 00:06:41 Id: 97c850 No. 1104740
What are your hopes, dreams, expectations, reservations, etc.? Is it possible to live up to the hype? Will we finally be able to pilot Samus's ship? Why is Sylux such a jobber? Why are there vaginas everywhere on Viewros? <Latest gameplay trailers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b53LOjS2R4U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W9xes7BZto
>>1104740 I hope the game isn't shit and isn't just being sent out by Nintendo to die so they won't have to ever bother with Prime again. I hate Nintendo. If it turns out to be fun, though, I'll be pleasantly surprised.
I didn't like that seems to open with a setpiece level like MP3.
>>1104740 >Why are there vaginas everywhere on Viewros? wut? >>1104783 I think it'll be good. I have no hopes for a Prime 5 either way though. I think Nintendo wants Metroid to go the way of F-Zero.
They cucked out in Metroid Dread by not having her be in a bikini for 100%ing the game. This franchise has no merit now.
>>1104870 >He doesn't know Here's a few, and there's also a boss called Cervix Carvex.
>>1104740 The Switch 2 version’s box art is hideous. Did it really need all those disclaimers? They could have been more subtle about the Switch 2 version upgrade not being on the cart. I’m just going to buy the Switch version. I hope it doesn’t run like complete ass.
>>1105048 Oh shit, I can't believe we're going to see the return of THE BABY
>>1105108 I wonder if people will be able to access the Switch 2 features on the Switch 1 version on Ryujinx.
I hope the psychic shit doesn't slow down the gameplay too bad. I just want Super Metroid Maker at this point tho
>>1105163 imagine we get prime 4 hack without having to wait for a switch 2 emulator? that would be nice.
I think it looks interesting enough. I'm not insanely into MP as a whole, but it might do well
I want platinum to make a metroid stylish game
>>1105529 I just want a Metroid game that takes place in a city. The 'empty planet' aesthetic is getting boring. There don't need to be people, I just want to run down an alley and then kick down a door.
>>1105108 >>1105163 Guys, there IS no Switch 1 version. Switch 2 Enhanced games are Switch 1 games with the Switch 2 upgrade on the card.
>>1105048 This is gonna be the best Metroid ever!
>>1105048 >there are dicks on alien >metroid is based on alien >"lets add pussies"
>>1104740 I don't have high hopes for 4, none of what they've shown so far looks like they learned anything from Prime 3's mistakes. <no beam switching, just shitty non-customizable beam stack <fotm gimmicks that trivialize combat instead of cool weapons <little to no dynamic lighting, because baked-in gay shaders take top priority <logbook entries are an afterthought <snapped together set pieces instead of good level design <the Federation grunts got teleported with you, so it's almost guaranteed there will be another action movie set piece with them, or some faggot radioing Samus exposition and the next waypoint for retards
>>1106648 Yes. >>1106845 <no beam switching, just shitty non-customizable beam stack Yeah, this was a big mistake.
>>1104783 There's that one guy that's completely adamant that Metroid Prime 5 is already in development and is planning to hit in 2027, don't know what his track record is though.
>>1105652 Pretty sure it’s the opposite. The Switch 2 version is just the Switch one cartridge but it comes with a download code for the upgrade. That’s what all those dumb disclaimers on the Switch 2 version’s box are for. Nintendo are doing the same with the supposed switch 2 copies of BotW and Kirby. They’re really trying to kill physical copies.
>>1107657 No, they clarified it. It's a switch 2 cart.
>>1107706 Interesting. I was originally just going to get the Switch 1 version and buy the upgrade separately once I get a Switch 2. I may actually wait until I own a switch 2 before playing this then.
>>1106845 <little to no dynamic lighting, because baked-in gay shaders take top priority Baked lighting is objectively superior to dynamic lighting for most applications, just look at how well Mirror's Edge STILL holds up even to this day. While it is a shame that Prime 1 Remastered got rid of dynamic lighting for beam shots, the baked lighting it uses for everything else makes the game look fantastic, especially for a Switch game. While I too would like if they did bring back the dynamic beam lighting, you can't say that Prime 4 doesn't look great graphically, and that's all thanks to baked lighting.
>>1107657 No, there is no download code. It's ON the cartrage. https://archive.ph/u8yrt >>1107706 Always include a source.
>>1107732 I will buy the Switch 1 version and the upgrade separately just because the box of the Switch 2 version sucks lmao
>>1115749 True post
>>1120490 >I will buy the Switch 1 version and the upgrade separately Do you know how to read?
>>1104740 I'm honestly expecting something akin to Metroid Prime 3: >more railroaded level design with a focus on "exciting" sequences/setpieces >central gimmick (hypermode in mp3, physic powers in mp4) will be underwhelming but heavily relied upon >possibly leaning too far into spoken dialogue/cinematics than I think is appropriate for a Metroid game Overall a fun game to play through once or twice but with a lot of fat that makes replaying it tedious.
>>1104740 I mostly hope that it doesn't suck
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>>1115749 It's hollow without it though. It's absence is painfully obvious in Prime 3, especially when you're going through the Phazon Metroid lab in Skytown, which is intended to be atmospheric, but falls flat without environmental interaction. Prime Remastered just looks like every fan made UE5 remake that relies on blind nostalgia from people who haven't looked at the original in the past 10 years. Bake in all the shaders and particle effects you want, but you can't pretend it's a good substitute for the dynamic lighting. It's a videogame, not a postcard.
>>1122461 >It's hollow without it though. It's really not. Dynamic lighting was cool, but Prime Remastered still looks great without it.
>>1105048 They're really being this unsubtle about it? Lol.
>>1122461 Did people complain about this on release? All that I remember seeing regarding the remake was some bullshit about the doors.
>>1137886 No going back now. :) >>1137913 >Did people complain about this on release? All that I remember seeing regarding the remake was some bullshit about the doors. Yeah, they did. The doors just got more coverage by the media.
>>1106845 >no beam switching, just shitty non-customizable beam stack Do we have confirmation regarding this or are you just extrapolating from the lack of beam switching shown? It's worth noting that what we've seen is basically all early game, so it's entirely possible that beam switching will be a thing.
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I'm hyped as fuck still I really want to see more of sylux and how they're going to develop him
>>1104783 It looks like TRANSFORMERS or something. Generic slop. 12 year old me would have hated it, I don't play metroid for gay bionicles robot autism.
>>1137913 The lack of dynamic lighting was really obnoxious as they left the light levels too dark in lots of areas and not being able to pop off a shot to see made navigation more difficult.
>>1142019 Just extrapolating for now, but the purple Power Beam and this HUD element on the bottom left doesn't make me confident that they're bringing beams back.
>>1104740 It saddens me somewhat that Federation Force's colossal failure might mean Metroid never gets new spinoffs again. That'd be sad if so.
I hope it's not 'Metroid Prime for people new to Metroid Prime' basically. Good to hear that everything is on the cart and I don't have to download an upgrade DLC. >>1171854 Prime Pinball kept me entertained way longer than a pinball game should.
>>1171854 I liked Hunters before niggers started spamming the imp at close range with their aiming sensitivity maxed out, ruining the meta.
>>1171854 I'd actually be okay with the entire series dying :)
>>1169051 There probably won't be any beams, since there aren't any colored doors either. The beam will upgrade as you upgrade your suit, but you won't be able to switch between different beams.
nobody is going to talk about the horrifying powers this breed of metroid has? digging into someone or something and mutating the host into some superpowered metroid monster is pretty fucking terrifying, if this game happens after Super it'll make the Super Metroid look like MGS going from Sahelanthropus to Metal Gear TX-55 >Timeline goes: >Metroid cloning >Dude phazon metroid mutants <Hypermutation metroid superweapons >SR388 dinosaurs >Metroid cloning ft. low budget mochtroid >Metroid cloning ft. ice resistant metroids >Metroid cloning ft. SR388 dinosaurs >you know what? just clone Samus Aran instead
>>1172007 Hunters was awesome. There are some really incredible multiplayer maps in that game, really underrated in that aspect. That was me btw, I always picked Trace. They should have made that weapon worse or more limited somehow. It is way too strong and the game was more fun without it, I agree. Didn't realize that until later
Whats with the negativity? I think it looks really good, one of the few new games I am looking forward to really
>>1104740 >What are your hopes, dreams, expectations, reservations, etc.? That emulation at playable framerates comes within the first year of the console's release.
>>1178243 what do you think anon? Will MP4 have multiplayer too?
>>1106845 >no beam switching, just shitty non-customizable beam stack I never played other MP games than Wii's MP3, and I thought it was great game, so I guess it could be non issue for players like me who haven't grown or had chance to play the other games
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Obviously Prime4 is happening. But what do we think of Metroid6? Can we assume it's in development?
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>>1171854 > I'm not gonna cry over not getting Metroid Pinball: Switch 2 Edition A port/upgrade pack of the game? That might have been somewhat unexciting. But Metroid Pinball 2? A sequel. That would have been rad as fuck.
>>1169051 Trying to think of what they'd put on the other D-Pad buttons if not beams. The psychic powers could be a good candidate.
>>1181155 Next year is Metroid's 40th anniversary, so there's a chance Metroid 6 could release in 2026 if Nintendo gives a fuck about the anniversary.
Sucks this will likely be the last Nintendo game I'll have access to for quite some time. Unfortunately after all the recent fiascos I don't see myself buying a switch 2, I'm guessing it'll be another 5 years or so before we get a quality switch 2 emulator if ever.
>>1182776 What are you talking about anon? Games are going to become more expensive, whether nintendo succeeds on it or not. It's not ideal, but it's what it is, I'd say just buy switch 2 because the hardware alone is cool (there's much stronger, non-flimsy connected between switch and joycons, it doesn't feel as flimsy when holding on hands because the rails are gone and replaced by strong magnets). I bought oled couple weeks ago just to check if my og jailbroken switch's nintendo account can still be used for online play/if I have access to eshop, and it can. I've recently been playing salmon run on splatoon 3 that I recently bought , and my god I don't think I've had so much fun in gaming in long time. It might not be new game, but it's defo a game I can keep playing of switch 2 (assuming it will run), now is that a good argument if there's no upgrade for that game probably not, but I'm saying sometimes these decisions are emotional. You connect with a game you like, pour hundreds on hours on it, you know it's your game, then that choice of console or whatever you bought was worth it (psp for only mgs pw, ps3 only for gt5). Am I thrilled that the launch title will be mario kart when I haven't owned mario kart game since wii era (and didn't like it there either) no of course not, but I'm gonna do it and force myself, because it's still better than ubislop tranny zelda on switch. It's not launch title but afaik metroid for switch 2 is coming soon-ish after launch and while it's not switch 2 exclusive that's a nice game on that nice sweet switch 2 hardware. Switch 2 will be the coolest gaming hardware you'll have in long time, because of those magnets alone. Unless you're diehard PC or some other console's gamer I don't see why not buy switch 2, it's going to be better gaming experience that Deck 1, and Deck 2 might luckily come next year, but even that's not a guarantee to be any better experience even if the hardware is better, because Switch 2 just might have the right gimmicks going for it, even if it looks very much like Switch 1.
>>1104740 The psychic gimmick doesn't seem it'll be a mind-blowing gameplay feature, based off of what we've seen so far. Still,I have a good feeling about it. >>1181155 I believe Metroid 6 will be announced a little bit after Prime 4 comes out.
>>1121892 That's my hope with games in general. >>1179564 If only Hiroyuki would bring back his 4chan pass cash cow.
>>1104740 This is what Metroid Prime 4 looks like to me. Autistic robot shit for babies. I do not want to play it.
>>1185505 must've been someone else. nintendo's ninjas? you don't see them until it's too late.
>>1106845 ><little to no dynamic lighting, because baked-in gay shaders take top priority Not seeing how this is an issue for a game like Metroid Prime.
None of the prime games have dynamic lightng since theyre not shadowcasting lights. The earlier games had more advanced lighting than the later ones though, it had moving light sources in the environment, like quake, half life 1, and half life 2 pre-patch
>>1190807 that's a strange definition. might as well say it's not dynamic lighting unless there are at least 4 bounces. why draw a line exactly at "casts shadows" and no earlier or later?
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>>1190807 It was really disappointing in the Prime remaster how when I charge my shot I don't see any glow around me when I'm close to the walls. It just makes me sad, that was part of the game's aesthetic.
The telekinesis gimmick is gay as fuck.
>>1199243 Dual stick controls trade away the immediacy of gadget swapping and are pretty irrelevant if you're comfortable with gyro controlss...
>>1199243 Because Nintendo didn't care enough.
>>1199243 It was surprising that Prime got a remaster. Like >>1202922 says, Nintendo doesn't care.
>>1189434 Trying to diss Bionicle, are we..?
>>1105108 >Did it really need all those disclaimers? Considering people still ran around posting made up information about the stuff they might have needed more. Or just said fuck it and had none.
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>>1144262 >two mockroids behind sylux >position hints to varia suit shouders it's goddamn dark samus riding his ass i'm telling you man i love me some good metroid bread
I wonder if this overexposure of female gonads theme is going to cause samus to snap like she did with motherly themes in super and other m. as of now she snapped at mommy issues and daddy issues, she seems pretty OK with sexuality.
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>>1207868 At least bionicle knows what it is
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oh shit niggers tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubes
>>1218983 What's embarrassing is women think you actually play these games for the story and characters
>>1195848 Maybe you're a zoomer but that is the industry standard definition. Doom 3 was a big deal when it came out because it had dynamic lighting. Cant remember for sure but i think far cry 1 had it too. It was the ray tracing kind of hype at the time. Games have had moving lightsources since the mid 90s, 1996 with quake 1 & 2 and half life. I think it was in quake that rockets fired from your rocket launcher had a moving light source, but it was not dynamic. Half life 2 famously only had static lighting at release. It didnt get dynamic lighting until episode 2 (valve made a big deal of it at the time), which was backported into the hl2 orange box version on xbox, bit didnt get backported into pc hl2 until several years later 2010 or 11 or 12. There is not a single gamecube game with dynamic lighting, that shit was a high end pc gpu feature in 2004. Stalker 2 (2024) has ray tracing but no dynamic lighting. So it actually looks worse than stalker 1 (2007) in many scenes. Only static light sources cast shadows in stalker 2. So your flashlight is a non dynamic 1990s tech light source. There are also no muzzle flashes, in stalker 1 each shit fired caused a dynamic shadow casting light, very immersive. Watch https://youtu.be/ddG56sXrstw https://youtu.be/RCKnYj1HRuE Its called dynamic because the lighting/shadowing is dynamically calculated on the fly rather than just a simple "if in proximity to light source then brighten pixel"
>>1198533 >>1195848 >might as well say it's not dynamic lighting unless there are at least 4 bounces. No, because dynamic lighting doesnt require any bounces and typically havent had any bounces because raytracing wasnt used in games before nvidia started pushing it in 2018 with specialized hardware and software making it viable. I dont think shadows cast by dynamic lightingt are calculated with raytracing, they are simpler "fake" shadows
>>1105048 Looks like me down there ngl
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Samus Abs
>>1218983 The top 6 panels are pre-rendered cgi, which is the worst thing about this game so far.
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Discussing this game is a nightmare on 4chan because those retards do nothing but spam porn and instigate console wars. >hey guys, can we discuss the new metroid >SHUT THE FUCK UP, I WANNA TALK ABOUT REMODELING SAMUS' SHITHOLE >OMG LET'S TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY IT'LL MAKE NINTENDO, SNOYS BTFO The place gives me a headache.
>>1250846 >bolts Since when is Samus an Astartes?
>>1355051 You're preaching to the choir, why do you think this site even exists?
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>>1189434 Funny that you mention Bionicle. When I got the collectors edition of Metroid dread, my family remarked Samus looks link one. And I can see it, especially with the movie versions. A humanoid looking mostly robotic, but with visible muscle and glowing highlights. Now that I'm thinking about it, Metroid and Bionicle have a lot of simulaties: >Collectables that are ancient artefacts that grand new powers just hidden around the place >Said collectables can only be used by the chosen one(s) >Fetch quest of said collectables occasionally gets reset for contrived reasons >Highly advanced technology that looks like magic, but also primitive stuff like history carved in stone walls and spears >Changes of armor, both updates, and design changes that aren't explained (varia looks different almost every game) >Main character(s) have to fight local wildlife before facing the actual enemy >Main character(s) arrive years after the conflict started >Main villain used to be an high ranking figure on the good side before just deciding to defect inspired by previous bad guys. This happens before the start of the first chapter of the story. >The place the story takes place in gets completely destroyed beyond repair at the end >A chapter where the main hero(es) get poisoned, destroying their minds, but also giving them more power. The poison get removed and their biology just gets reset with no traced left of the corruption and the power that came with it, despite big visible changes while the corruption was active. (Prime 3, Hordika arc) >Origin story gets explained in a later chapter
>>1189434 it honestly does, lets hope they keep the same gameplay philosophy as MP games and limit the changes to the aesthetics
>>1106648 wasn't the original H.R Giger aesthetic pretty much all about things like that?
>trailer was deleted nande
>>1104740 >pic 3 That is a very shapely mech
>>1747392 It's what a regular human requires to mimic just a fraction of Samus' power.
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>>1746920 So now Samus just gets the BotW motorcycle complete with overly panned-out camera to go with the totally still fresh open world? No Speed Booster or cruising around in her Gunship? Will the next trailer have a skilltree reveal too? Is the Amiibo for the inevitable Mario Kart guest DLC? I hate to sound so nitpicky, but it feels like Prime 3 all over again, where they're just following popular trends above all.
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The desert shown off looks boring and empty, and I'm just gonna genuinely hope that it's a small part of the game. the motorcycle also feels like a really weird addition. Like they couldn't come up with something better? I get that she can't use her ship because muh time travel taking her to some new world and timespace, but really. They already did this with Breath of the Wild and the Shiekahcycle. Feels like a bit of a rehash. The rest didn't seem bad, although I'm betting they want to play it safe after the whole Bamco debacle. there's an ice world, fire world, jungle world. Definitely want to play it by the book. Not saying that it's a bad thing, sometimes you should stick to what works, but let's hope they have more than nostalgia to prop it up.
Okay, but would
Looks like Halo
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>>1748580 You're telling me!
>>1104740 >second image The Varia Suit isn't supposed to be so slim. Not only is there not supposed to be so much space between Samus' helmet and those units, but the top of her head should not reach so highly above them. What's more, her legs are noticeably thin compared to what they should be: in general, the Varia Suit adds armor and functionality to the Power Suit; this way, it's as if the upgrade is more tell than show--as if to avoid projecting the powerful and cool image Samus' armor normally does. That is a common MO in this effeminate era--if it looks cool or strong, it's to be avoided or toned down somehow. Even that armor suit in the third image looks more "portly" than possessed of powerful bulk; and indeed, women and effeminates prefer round and soft designs that are either cute or suitable for japes over hard and strong ones that are meant to be taken seriously. That third image's design, as it appears, can't be taken seriously. That said...if the beam stacking of MP3 returns, I won't even pirate this (I don't have a Switch 2: aside from the fact that there's no real reason to get one, all the retarded Nintendoisms, particularly the aping paid online multiplayer, have left me without desire to go past the Switch where consoles are concerned). It's only a display of developer laziness that simplifies combat to no beneficial end (except for simpletons and those who never should have been playing games in the first place).
>>1748732 all they did was make it more realistic and not break her bones, relax
>>1747582 There's probably more to it.
>>1748847 >Realistic Care to explain what you mean by this? You're not making a whole lot of sense, given the Morph Ball at the very least.
>>1748534 "Would" what? You didn't finish the sentence.
>>1750333 The bike He would fuck the bike And cum in it at least 6 times in an hour.
>>1748732 >The Varia Suit isn't supposed to be so slim. Not only is there not supposed to be so much space between Samus' helmet and those units, but the top of her head should not reach so highly above them. What's more, her legs are noticeably thin compared to what they should be: in general, the Varia Suit adds armor and functionality to the Power Suit; this way, it's as if the upgrade is more tell than show--as if to avoid projecting the powerful and cool image Samus' armor normally does. >That is a common MO in this effeminate era--if it looks cool or strong, it's to be avoided or toned down somehow. Even that armor suit in the third image looks more "portly" than possessed of powerful bulk; and indeed, women and effeminates prefer round and soft designs that are either cute or suitable for japes over hard and strong ones that are meant to be taken seriously. That third image's design, as it appears, can't be taken seriously. No, you're just a fag who's trying too hard to not come off as a fag, but failing miserably.
>>1747582 Yeah, I kinda get that vibe too. This will probably be playing it safe with a gimmick (psychic). Add in a little marketable element (the motorbike), you got a winner.
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>>1753136 Power armor should be feminine & voluptuous
So this game's gonna be an empty open world? No longer semi-linear exploration? Literally the METROID of METROIDvania? Wow, this game's shit before it's even released. I don't want to sound like a normalfaggot, but i also don't know how to describe this game other than "open world slop".
>>1746920 Also what is this shit? Samus already has an ability that not only increases her speed, but is iconic as shit. What's the need to add this? Why didn't then iterate on her morph ball?
>>1105048 Penetrate the building Impregnate the alien architecture
>>1754417 Maybe they thought having her ride a motorcycle with her giant ass arched toward the camera would be more dignified than turning into a morph wheel
>>1753136 >No, you're just a fag who's trying too hard to not come off as a fag, but failing miserably. Stop projecting, start thinking. Or not--usually a tall order for your kind.
New trailer https://yewtu.be/watch?v=3fN5zFkeA4A I still can't get over the bike.
>>1906847 Maybe they're competing with the Pokemon devs to see who can get away with the worse overworld?
>>1906847 Imagine being so bad at level design that you need to separate your areas with empty space because you can't find a way to connect it all.
>>1906898 Gamefreak is unbeatable on that front. They're the best in the industry when it comes to lack of effort.
>>1104740 How about not put stupid shit in it (like destructible environments) that has no purpose and actually stay true to being a platformer instead of just riding off of the name itself? I'm looking at you DK Bonanza
>>1907205 Also, I've had enough with all the hand holding, just let me play the fucking game
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New trailer just dropped: https://youtu.be/7mBR0H1F5hs >Desert confirmed hub world >Bike isn't desert exclusive, desert isn't bike exclusive >Grass, factory, ice and lava worlds. There's a bit more to that, but they still feel more generic than prime 2 & 3 to me >Federation troopers that mention they have a family so they'll probably die
>>1907205 Sorry anon, modern games have to hit a 2 gimmicks quota minimum nowadays, open world and a motorcycle barely hits that, be glad it doesn't have crafting too. Watch it have crafting too.
>>1907134 Imagine being so bad at coding that you need to separate your areas with empty space because you have to give the computer a chance to unload the previous assets and load the new ones into memory.
>>1907205 Nah fuck off, DK was great
I hope there are mods to make this real
>>1933369 This isn't Metroid...
>>1933786 >no feathers Disappointing really.
Apparently Nintendo has taken a page off Sonys cinematic garbage and is pushing NPCs that won't shut the fuck up on you with the Fed soldiers, Marvel quips and all, completely ruin what little atmosphere this game had. Because I just love socializing with people that don't exist!
>>1934590 Your right, its Samus. Metroid is the name of the game.
>>1934822 >>1934919 This reminds me of Other M!
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>>1934919 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAN! STOP FUCKING TALKING!
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>>1935002 There is a potential debate about what's a worse situation. Other M had alright gameplay, but the story was lackluster. The cutscenes were unskippable, so you had to sit though that story, not that people skip cutscenes the first time playing a game anyway, but the most retarded part of Other M's design is that it did have skippable cutscenes, just that the feature was restricted to only playing on Hard difficulty which required beating Normal to unlock. So great you can skip the cutscenes if you only ever play on Hard, what if someone doesn't want to replay the game on hard, or for whatever reason they don't have save data with a cleared game anymore to be able to pick hard? They can go fuck themselves. and they have to sit though the cutscenes, but at least for the most part, the gameplay was able to be the gameplay. Now in MP4's whatever dialog that's bad is now invading the actual gameplay. You get to play the game, but are now forced to deal with whatever is unpleasant where ever it happens to turn up, until it's over. One game's issues possibly stem from thinking The story is so important, skipping it should be impossible until having watched it all is proven. The other is having a character tell you what to do because the assumption is the audience is a low attention span retard that needs hand holding. One is arrogance thinking the story is so important that it Negatively impacts the gameplay experience, the other is condescension and having no faith in the audience.
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>>1935195 Anon, it's very obviously (((Willy))).
>>1935211 Will Martin aka Niggerpill.
Lester the Unlikely is obviously horrible, and the open world bike shit looks to be just as much a waste of time as always, but the rest of the game...! ...looks like "just" another Metroid Prime. Take out those obviously horrible things, and if this had released just a few years after Prime 3, I think the reception would be >It's ok, getting kind of stale. Why are we still doing motion shit to open doors? Retro used to be a studio that could pump these out with just a few years between each, but after a 2 decade wait, we have what seems to be an overly safe sequel with the exceptions being the rotten eggs on top.
>>1935435 Also, it's funny just how much the plant boss here is a copy of the one from Wind Waker. Big bulb in the middle of a round room who you attack by cutting down all it's vines in one go with your newly aquired item so you can hit the core once the petals open. Even attacks you by swinging it's vines and having it's thorns pop up from the ground. But instead of the boomerang you're using Skyward Sword's beetle. Only so many original ideas for bosses, sure, but this thing's almost 1-1.
You just know people are going to pull a "lord yamcha" with miles.
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Who is worse? Miles or Remebah Me guy?
>>1936086 👁👄👁
>>1934919 PUT ALL MARVEL QUIRK CHUNGUS WRITERS INTO A WOODCHIPPER
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>>1936086 Are you kidding? Remember Me was the best character in that game.
>>1936086 Will "Miles" Stancil
>>1936086 Remebah me guy was one of the few good parts of that game so Miles.
>>1936173 I guess it do be like that...
>>1936170 This is why gamergate shit is eternal. Why would anyone at Retro pick up the floating human debris from exploded studios? >but it was only 2 years! One day would be one day too much, what a nigger world we live in
>>1936179 >they >"Samus is a tranny" >actually works at Retro Studios I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>1936205 >works Worked thankfully, but then again not thankfully enough. The fact that this 'person' could step into Retro at all shows they can't be trusted and why all the coping in Twitter about metroid right now and how it can't possible be that bad is done by retards
Willing to bet everything that I own on this: the motorcycle was originally envisioned to be Samus's armor, she'd use her telekinetic power to remove the armor and rearrange it into a motorcycle.
>>1936218 Western devs would never ever. They'd need 10 japs with whips to make zero suit samus on a bike a reality. And don't forget, there's long dev times for larger games like Metroid. That means the 'vibe' of the game is not our current year but 2020-2022 (which were very joyful times for games I'm sure you agree)
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>>1936218 Samus using her armor as a means of transportation? Man, what a crazy idea!
I enjoy how they've made Samus's armor more feminine over the years.
THE SUSPECT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED
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>>1936289 Kill all American game devs
>>1936289 cancerman lives on also hilarious how even that tweet is written in James Gunnese , the OG brainrot
I like how this thread was basically dead until there was something to culture war about
>>1936289 It's not a real self insert until he becomes Samus's love interest. Like that WoW guy who tried to make his OC fuck Sylvanas.
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>>1936331 I've been shitting on the art design for months, people have been shitting on the forced open world for months (I'm mixed about it), bad writing that kills the atmosphere is the shit cherry on top. Not my fault it's usually pushed by lefty wingnut assholes.
>>1936402 That dude was terrible, 2015 writing. I'm more amused that's what it took for the thread to become active, that open world looked terrible and that has me more worried.
>>1936423 Desert open area will be Wind Waker style: Empty but wait, here's a stone ruin with a heart piece energy tank!
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>>1936179 >Why would anyone at Retro pick up the floating human debris from exploded studios? Why wouldn't they; everyone jumped ship the moment Microshit bought the company. Not a single hit since then and have seemingly been dormant for about a decade. >>1936289 The hell is with this archetype? It's nice knowing I avoided getting any interest in this game when it was announced and they overachieved in proving my choice was right.
>>1936429 LOOKIT THAT SHNOZZ
>>1936402 Why is Gordon Freeman behind her wearing a Fag Wars shirt?
I just want to cuddle Samus (both in armor and out) to sleep, is that too much to ask?
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>>1936512 Don't think Burch ever had a goatee.
>>1936218 But the helmet would stay on so the face reveal is still at the end.
>>1936539 If I made Metroid I'd bring back the tradition of putting Samus in a bikini if you beat the game fast enough.
>>1936544 Plot twist: you play through the game in a bikini and get more suited up the faster you do
>>1936501 As long as you shut your fucking mouth while you do it, it's fine.
>>1936544 >putting Samus in a bikini if you beat the game fast enough. would you show a bit of featheradge down there?
Dostoyevski spoke of this...
>>1938619 To be fair videogames were always toys for stupid children, they were just done by people with taste, usually outcasts in the tech and entertainment sphere.
>>1938632 Videogames becoming mainstream was the single worst thing to happen to videogames
>>1938632 Wow, YIIK dev on /v/! He said something almost exactly like this
So Metroid Prime is dead now right?
>>1938632 I agree my fellow /v/ user, there are much more in-depth things to do in life as an adult! Being a patronizing faggot is totally one of those!
>>1939839 Palpable insecurities.
>Quipping NPC Jesus Christ Nintendo, what the fuck were you thinking? >>1938619 I still need to read Demons. The only major Dosto novel I haven't gone through yet
>>1939839 >there are much more in-depth things to do in life as an adult! Not really, and strawmanning sure isn't one of them. Videogames are digital toys, either you like it or not faggot. Movies are just moving pictures to past your fucking time.
>>1939807 Well, it already was. This is the corpse being dug up and reanimated solely to torture and mutilate it before killing it again. Here's a montage. https://x.com/adamasenko/status/1990082297324871710
>>1940256 This is worse than I imagined. I wouldn't mind if it's just tutorial shit since bingtendo seems hellbend to make sure that people who never played a single game are able to do it, but if this guy is constantly in your ear especially with this fucking voice I get the criticism.
>>1940101 I just wonder what kind of man just goes to the videogames board, just to flex about being above videogames. Lotta mental illness over there!
>>1940367 >Ah jeez, is this a bad time to mention this is my first job out of the academy? I've basically got Zero Mission experience. >Hey, I'm like the brains and you're like the brawn! You and I make a pretty good Fusion. >Man, this whole planet would be Prime real estate for the Federation! Ah, don't give me that look. >Yeesh, talk about creepy! This place is really filling me with some kinda... *looks at camera, back at Samus* ...Dread, right? >Aren't you the bounty hunter who wiped out the Metroid? No, wait, there was that Other M thing... M-mother Metroid or something? >Well if it isn't the Return of Samus! I was getting worried you'd bit it out there.
>>1105048 Shit like this would have been cool pre-2010s as an Alien reference but it's a massive red flag in currentyear.
>>1938632 I've written off every single AAA franchise as trash at this point. Every big games company has been infiltrated at this point. The only place you'll find good games now is with indies, which are finally getting the budgets and tools need to make more than just pixelshit metroidvanias.
>Did I (you) just move shit with my (your) freaking mind??? Half of these lines have got to be bait right?
>>1941546 That video was made as a joke.
reposting because ESL tier typo >>1941629 Autism famously inhibits understanding of comedy and sarcasm
>>1941629 >crank up unpleasant thing by 10% >new thing is now satire (tm) We live in the hellworld of current year, sorry if my spidersense is half fried by now
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>>1941101 I love videogames, but they're just digital toys, prove they're not. >>1941546 That's a joke edit, the actual ingame dialog is still fucking terrible.
>>1941787 Toys are things you just play with, games are things that have a set of rules, objectives and a win/loose state, they may also involve the use of toys. For instance, a ball is a toy, but soccer is a game, chess is a game, but the chess pieces themselves aren't games. Most of what we call video games, fall into the category of games(rules, objectives, win/loose state), but there are things like The Sims or Europa Universalis that are closer to virtual toys, than to video games.
>>1941831 Games are toys, and nothing you said suggests otherwise. You play with them, quit being retarded.
>>1941840 Do you also think that soccer, rugby, chess, tennis, beer pong are toys?
>>1941831 >>1941840 I think there's a bit of a point to be made with where he's going. A toy is just an object that you make your own fun with, but a game has a factor of skill involved. A Hot Wheels car goes back and forth that's all it functionally does, but if you get multiple Hot Wheels and race them, that's a game. There is going to be multiple factors you can control which determines which car comes in first. You could argue everything within a video game is a toy to be utilized, but your control over what happens, and your objective, is what makes it a game. There are people who do nothing but fuck around or even role play in GTA, and in that case the game is a toy for them, but if you go with the actual objective of beating a video game then you can pass or fail in that objective, if it's possible to not get the outcome you desire due to a skill check that's not really toying around with something anymore.
>>1941840 You know toys and other things used primarily for entertainment can also be used to learn things, express oneself, or practice skills, right?
>>1941850 Are they singular items contained within plastic or disk that you put into your other toy (the system you are playing with. Not even remotely the same thing or a good faith argument anon. >>1941900 I fail to see how this is relevant at all. Work on your reading comprehension.
>>1941916 I agree with the other guy but my point was diluting what you use a toy or game for to simply "play" is narrow minded. Actually I think it's an issue of definition here, play is a very vague term to begin with.
>>1941916 How about wooden figurines that you put on top of another toy(a wooden board with black and white squares painted on top)? Is that similar enough? You forgot to close your parenthesis.
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>>1941939 Any kind of Niggerball is a game played around a spherical toy.
>>1941164 >Using the great Moranis as standin for soyfaggotry Mumu ogun thunderstrike you
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>>1934919 Retro could just take some of nu-Doom's approach of voice acting (not counting Dark Ages) so that the characters don't sound incredibly obnoxious and not shoved-in-your-face when exploring the world. Hell, Metroid Prime 3 did this well, so I don't understand how they fucked this up. Then again, the original dev team of Metroid Prime left a long time ago. >>1936179 Why do troons always fuck things up on everything they touch? >>1938632 >they were just done by people with taste, usually outcasts in the tech and entertainment sphere. We seriously need a noblesse oblige for hobbies, especially for gaming.
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>>1942091 >Why do troons always fuck things up on everything they touch? Because they’re mentally ill and their sense of reality is so warped that they don’t have any standard for beauty or perfection anymore. They’re also hellbent on going against everything men have built, so they’ll bend over backwards to do the exact opposite. Even if that means making straight up shit. Not to them, of course. But you’re basically asking someone with zero sense of objectivity or critical thinking to create something good.
>>1939926 >Jesus Christ Nintendo, what the fuck were you thinking? They wanted to coax more people into the Switch 2 dicking but like everyone else, never thought about how a company would very likely have no one left that was around when it was made. >>1940256 Reanimation would mean there's till some slight semblance of a soul left in it when this whole thing looks nothing more than puppeteering a corpse. >>1941164 Oh god, I hope they make him at least this obnoxious. >>1941546 Video's making me question how that guy got in if he drops his gun that easily; is the Metroid Federation as fucked as Starship Troopers Federation? >>1941787 What's it about 3D fighters that brings out the fuck you mentality in Japanese whereas 2D has candy asses like Oda and faggots like Daisuke.
>>1942175 >What's it about 3D fighters that brings out the fuck you mentality in Japanese whereas 2D has candy asses like Oda and faggots like Daisuke. Ishiwatari selling out still hurts me deeply.
>>1940256 >>1941546 You have to be on the lookout for things like this because it's what people use to deflect criticism. Getting people to fall for exaggerated bait helps distract from the actual thing still being bad. Remember to check your sources.
Instead of boring arguments how about posting Samus in armor Come visit >>>/vb/5319
So is Retro fucked at this point? Is the next Donkey Kong Country Returns game going to have this bullshit?
>>1941939 It's not that complicated man, it can be both. >>1941941 Board games are classified and sold as toys in retail stores. I don't see the big deal in games being called toys. Yeah I eat shit for that, I'm tarded
>>1942448 Even if you were to clasify the chess board and the chess pieces as toys, the act of playing with those pieces with a set of rules, objectives and a win/fail states, makes chess a game. You can also play other forms of chess with those pieces like chess 960, or just use the pawns and play a form of checkers. Again, a soccer ball is a toy, but soccer is a game. Same with a tennis ball, and tennis. You don't hear people saying that tennis players are playing with toys, or that chess masters are playing with toys, they are playing a game, even if said games can also be played by children. You can find a deck of cards, at a toy store, that doesn't make the game of Poker a toy. Games, don't necessarily have to involve other players, you can play Solitaire, or Sudoku or Crosswords all by yourself for instance, with the later two being challenges made by some Sudoku and Crosswords developers. What does it mean to play most video-games? For single player games, you have a set of rules and tools provided by the devs, a set of objectives, such as completing a level, defeating a boss, surviving for 5 minutes, solving a puzzle, or destroying the enemies base, and a win/loose state. For multiplayer, it's mostly the same, only with you competing against some other player, similar to a lot of other games. Now, some video games, are closer to toys, like Second Life, Sims, Europa Universalis, as you don't have clear objectives or win/loose states, and it's more about fucking around for a set amount of times. You can make challenge runs and impose some rules, to make a game out of playing Sims, let's say, go from rags to riches in 100 in-game days, or with Europa Universalis to paint the entire map. That's why I am saying that video games are games, and not toys, even if a game can involve toys(soccer, tennis, chess), the act of engaging with those toys with a set of rules, objectives, win/fail state is what makes them games. It's not just the act of playing with a toy that makes it into a game, but how you engage with it. Even if you were to say that the disc itself is a game, the act of playing it, in a certain way, is what makes it a game. To further argue against, would be to say that Poker is a toy, Chess is a toy, Soccer is a toy, Tennis is a toy, Hide and Seek is a toy, Rock, Paper, Scissors is a toy, Tag is a toy, and so on.
>>1942538 Your definition of game and distinction with toy is correct, but then it should be noted that the pieces of hardware games use are toys, like chess boards, tennis rackets, and cartridges.
>>1942359 Honestly, I don't see them making the next Donkey Kong considering that they specifically hired Sony and Activision talent for this game.
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>>1942205 I bet the inside of her armour fucking REEKS
>>1942633 >they specifically hired Sony and Activision talent for this game Holy shit, this game was beyond doomed.
>>1942626 Chess and tennis doesn’t have flashy visuals or bing bing bong noises to retain the attention of children.
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>>1942707 >Twitter screencap Okay? There has absolutely been an overreaction. This thread is blackpill tier over an annoying character
>>1942729 We'll see when the game comes out.
>>1942729 I remember Navi from OoT and look at how far we've come.
>>1942729 If the core theme of Metroid as a series has been isolation, with at most brief stints of interaction in other titles, isn't that thematically opposite to having a constant companion by your side? There is no room breathe or for interpretation if someone is there telling you to move along or to look at a particular rock. Its like having a tour guide, which steers you away from what you may find interesting, since the tour guide thinks to knows what is interesting, acts for you instead. Its the hand of the developer unsubtly steering you around when this issue has been solved by things like clever environment design in the past. I don't doubt that the chracter is likely a person you escort that some point to some station or world and leaves your party (only to occasionally transmission you, thus severing the idea of isolation even when you're technically alone), but it can be disheartening regardless to discover someone in charge of creating a story for a game is so dismissive of its core themes that they insert characters like this. I would not think this is complete ignorance, but a decision someone made because of some conflict. If this was a decision of comprimise, I can only imagine constant companions or worse, a tactical team element to an isolated space adventure being the alternative we avoided. I think it is reasonable that people be cautious. It is clear the developers know to some extent what people want, because they chose *not* to show these characters until what is essentially the 11th hour before release.If they had no idea, they would have shown these characters off early and touted how much better Samus is with friends. They would also know their inclusion is likely controversial for longtime fans who already preordered, but likely won't back out now that they've waited for so long.
>>1942782 The game's not out yet, what do you expect? Honestly it was a good way to drive engagement since there's been like no advertising or previews but even people who played the game said the guy was annoying, so I don't think it's a good sign for the story and rest of the game at the least.
>>1942798 I agree, but it IS a bad sign. Hopefully the actual game part is well done.
>>1942797 >isn't that thematically opposite to having a constant companion by your side He's not constant. But it's definitely a hit to the atmosphere.
>>1942790 Navi was helpful. An auditory clue to press C-Up or tap her icon to give a hint to fight an enemy is fine, especially for new players. Some Cali dipshit going woW sAmus is SOOOOOOO cooooooolllll :O is not that. Anyone who hated Navi should not be listened to in the first place
The thing I hate the most of this mess is people using Dread and Prime 3 as excuse for it. I don't care much for the guy but I get pure disgust when people dare say it's the same thing. Every single word spelled in Dread has meaning to the point it made me crave for more. The first interaction with a Chozo and the first evil Chozo antagonist across all games and they fucking nailed it with flying colors by making Samus speak in Chozo in return. Meanwhile Prime 3 is my favorite Prime. Yeah, I know it goes against the whole isolation and people prefer an unified world over multiple smaller ones, but that in itself is what made it stand out for me. The exploration inside a planet went to be an exploration across the stars. The organizations only alluded have taken stage, they are acting their part and are fulfilling their purpose. The retard in Prime 4 is NOT.
>>1942729 That's niggerpill.
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Just post some cute Samuses
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>>1942729 It's indicative of the fact that the developers don't really care about Metroid. Also since you're retarded and clearly not paying attention, when Miles dies it doesn't say his name. It says "Federation Soldier" which naturally implies that you may have to babysit more annoying Feddies. That annoying character also establishes contact with Samus so you will definitely hear from him again.
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>>1942798 >it's not out yet And it already looks like shit for a variety of reasons.
>>1943861 >which naturally implies that you may have to babysit more annoying Feddies Did none of you WATCH the Nintendo presentation? They showed all the different marines. This is not a question or hot take. Do you guys seriously get every piece of news second hand?
>>1943911 I DID watch the presentation. Everything we saw of them was equally annoying, from the cliche black guy who spews the obvious (the ice beam freezes them samus!) to the obnoxious Samus fangirl who's just gonna be female quirk chungus. Not one damn thing inspired confidence.
>>1943911 Yes, and based on it there will be more annoying escort missions.
>>1942838 >Navi revisionism OKAY BUDDY, NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!
>>1943966 >>1943956 You guys should really watch it instead of circlejerking. I haven't watched it myself, but it's clear you two are lying about it.
It looks like a 5/10 game
>>1943866 i hate so much when people use the "it's not out yet" bullshit. i've been playing games for 32 fucking years non-stop. i have more experience with video-games than some people have with their jobs, i can smell the bullshit and what it means for the rest of the game from miles away and these sub-humans want to tell me that this time things will be different for real. give me a fucking break!
>>1944534 >You guys should watch it, you're lying >I didn't watch it ???
>>1944652 I'm sorry, but the hate feels very much forced.
>>1944812 It has big open world fields too. In Metroid.
>>1944812 Look pal, I'm a longtime Metroid fan, and I want this to be good, but there's too many warning signs. At best it'll be serviceable but still marred by major problems. And it's not like a small problem here and there, if Quirk Chungus here was just an obnoxious twat, I could ignore him, but they make you drag him across the world in silly escort missions, and then you have to do the same thing with several other quirk chungus characters, and that's ontop of the gameplay problems.
>>1944957 >>1944852 Nah, I get it. I just think we should be waiting for leaks and gameplay videos before outright panicking. That said the quirkus chungus amongus is not a good look.
>>1944960 ehhh, that's fair I suppose. It can't possibly be anywhere near as bad as Other M, but the preview footage hasn't inspired much confidence.
>>1944534 I did watch it. Why don't you stop being a hypocrite and do so yourself. That would be a lot better than throwing baseless accusations at people like a windbag. >>1944960 It's a calculated response, I'm not panicking because I'm not invested and didn't expect much to begin with. You aren't even addressing the points being made.
>>1944960 >I just think we should be waiting for leaks and gameplay videos before outright panicking. That's what people are doing. Gameplay and reveal trailers show the games is going to have a big open world and annoying voiced characters, and those are both signs that point to it being disappointing. What the fuck rock have you lived under for the last 20 years?
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>>1944812 >the hate feels very much forced Yeah, just like STALKER 2 and NuDoom right? Grow the fuck up!
>>1945237 Only a fraction was shown and people are mostly bitching about the awfully written NPC. I wanna see more from the core combat before I make a solidified judgement.
>>1945353 NuDOOM was fun for what it was, I never got into STALKER or STALKER 2 so I don't have an opinion on those games.
>>1945427 >NuDOOM was fun for what it was
>>1945418 >The shitty open world area connecting levels >escort missions in a fucking Metroid >bad reddit chungus dialog >$100 million dollar budget but just looks like crap pandering to general audience Whatever you tell yourself man. This game is gonna suck. Mark my words. There shouldn't even be a lot of this shit in a Metroid game at all, basic pattern recognition does the rest.
>>1945479 I just wish the gameplay outside of these moments was a bit better. Like it feels phoned in.
>>1945479 The real answer is that it’s going to be a mixed bag, but most autists can only think in terms of good/shit.
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>>1945979 That's a funny way of saying it will be bad. Being mediocre is worse than being trash. Enjoy your mix bag of shit.
>>1945979 >it’s going to be a mixed bag just like every generic AAA game released in the last decade, what's your point?
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>>1944534 >I haven't watched it myself, but it's clear you two are lying about it. Pic related. >>1944641 >i hate so much when people use the "it's not out yet" bullshit. It's the same tired shill/fanboy tactic that people have employed for decades. They need to get new material. Pretending pattern recognition isn't a thing has never fooled anyone.
>>1946494 Concord, Suicide Squad and Arc Raiders could have been great games anon!
>>1946222 Dubs of concession.
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>>1947418 Those are trips retard >>1946222 (checked)
>>1947529 >2 Looks likes double to me :^}
>>1947811 I'd beat you if I weren't checking these dubs.
>>1942729 Metroid with a bike in the desert because "we want the Breath of the Wild audience" was already a ginormous red flag. This is only further validating that the team behind this project is further distancing themselves from Metroid's appeal. >>1942790 >I remember Navi from OoT and look at how far we've come. "Navi is annoying" is a stupid meme perpetrated by people who did not play OoT with a fully developed brain. Her "reminder" voice line only kicks in at occasion and it can only be spammed if you intentionally try to run into a locked door a bunch of times.
>>1942797 It's also worth noting how the Prime games took liberties to make the formula work in 3D. They're generally slower games where you won't be able to zoop through rooms with a speed boost, then shoot the green block with the super missile to quickly solve a puzzle. There's dialogue and "woah graphics!" moments, atmosphere. Each game played around with different ideas such as Samus doing archaeological work and having access to landing zones. They did preserve the feelings of isolation, like a rat in a maze. You would spend a lot of time indoors in dark, cramped spaces. Dialogue was a thing but only at occasion and the closest you would get to comedy was that one Cortana-like chick in 3 having some banter with Samus. The combination of Miles and Samus having access to a bike directly clash with the Alien-like vibe the series has had since its inception.
>>1948292 May God bless yours soul
>>1947010 >Concord, Suicide Squad and Arc Raiders One of those games was, by definition, not a flop
>>1104740 Samus will have an untrimmed pussy behind her bikini bottoms that's seen if you beat the game fast enough
>>1969640 >McKenzie
>>1970694 Scottish, actually. A lot of the Mc/Mac names are, though the Irish have their fair share with McNulty and McMurphy.
>>1970705 And AKSHUALLY actually "MacKenȝie" (meh-can-ye)
>>1970714 Faggot producers still don't understand that less can be more.
>>1942402 I happily bought PLZA and I think it's the best pokemon game after Mystery Dungeon, B&W can suck my BWC I am not buying this piece of shit on a -100% sale maybe if I get confirmation that the goof troop is around for like 1h total out of 30~40h of gameplay, but I really doubt it considering what I've seen so far, it's for sure a main gimmick and in the end the faggot nerd grows a pair and saves Samus from certain death, guaranteed
>>1945479 >100 mil budget Where are people getting this from? Everything we've seen shows that the game features less than other AAA titles in terms of VA, cutscenes, environments etc. and they are at a lower visual quality, I really don't get this 100 mil budget speculation. You doom and gloomers are all cocksuckers, trying to say that the game as a whole is inherently bad because of shitty decisions made, I don't think that's the case, sure I'm expecting to be disappointed, but I'm still expecting this game to be good in spite of this bullshit, and I've played a lot of games like that that I've loved, Arcanum and VTMB are just that, good in spite of their bullshit. I hope that the game sells well and that Nintendo pay attention to the games criticism and actually take it to heart when making the next titles Also can we get another Prime Hunters.
>>1980504 The fuck does Arcanum and VTMB have to do with this? This is just like STALKER 2 A decade and a half late sequel wearing the skin of it's predecessors and made by a new team that's completely clueless.
>>1971418 >PLZA Why are you buying crack?
>>1981360 It's his money, he can do whatever he wants with it.
>>1981444 Now that's the mindset of people who donate to EMPRESS.
Honestly this guy just killed the last amount of respect I had for modern Nintendo, this is basically just a Sony game, no different than playing Nu-GoW. The millennial writing is just a way to attract a broader audience to this relatively niche series, but they hide it from the trailers because they want the hardcore fans to do advisement to the actual target audience
>>1982070 >One bad NPC ruined the game Oh please, now you're just being melodramatic.
I really, genuinely don't get the butthurt about there being NPCs with, dare I say, personality and individual character. Oh no! A plot?? A deeper story?? World building and characterization that makes the fictional universe feel more alive and fully realized? NOOOOO FUCKING SLOP SLOP TRANNY TROON SLOP TRANNY SLOPPY SLOP! You fucking morons have never taken a creative writing course in your useless lives and it shows. Metroid has been around since the 80s. The series is evolving, growing, maturing, something you fucking faggots cannot comprehend. Alien, the franchise that influenced it, did the same fucking thing. This game looks fucking phenomenal from a visual perspective, from gameplay mechanics, from the writing, dialogue, and overall story, it looks like a god damn masterpiece just like Prime 1 and 2, and 3 wasn't bad either. From the looks of things, it's shaping up to the be the most conceptually complex and sophisticated Metroid entry ever, and it's going to sell like fucking hotcakes. Yet all you miserable fucking little jobless niggers will scream and shit your pants and pretend to hate it because enjoying things is no longer possible for you. Well fuck you and kill yourselves, this game looks awesome, and your vapid media illiteracy and pathetic tendency to make up nonexistent problems just to satisfy your autistic, borderline neurotic need to have something to be outraged little bitches about will not fucking change reality. I hope all of you have a fucking shit Christmas full of bitterness and family tragedies.
>>1982670 I agree with you, it's probably not that bad in the game and is most likely just a bunch of spergs sperging out.
>>1982670 Ok how about this: It sucks in an evolutionary sense.
>>1982670 Is this a new copypasta?
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And people thought "the baby" was bad
>>1984894 Not surprised considering that Sony/Activision people worked on it. What I want to see is how they handle the actual game.
>>1984894 Oh boy they're all quirk chunguses. Well except the black guy. But he's gonna die because he can't wait to get back to his family.
>>1984894 Makes Other M look good in comparison, goddamn man.
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>>1984954 It's a different kind of bad. Other M gave us daddy issue Samus who had to wait for permission to use her Varia suit and who broke down emotionally at the sight of Ridley (who she'd fought twice before) and had to be saved by a big black man. Also she wouldn't fucking shut up about the baby. Now she's silent but she's surrounded by annoying side characters. I don't see Other M as an improvement, it's just a lateral move.
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>>1984894 Did he ever really say of anything to really get in her head? >>1984894 Prime Samus is a mute; anyone else would be venting already instead of keeping it all in and eventually going postal.
Speaking of Other M remember how everyone hated this?
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>>1985459 Crack's a hell of a drug.
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>>1985406 >Everybody bitched about that shit being Team Ninjas fault >It was Nintendo executives all along
>>1985474 > this is a game that would have just been mediocre IT"S LITERALLY A BOTW RESKIN
>>1985485 Whatever man, see you tomorrow
>>1984894 >they don't have lesbian sex in the armor right then and there beta Critics did say the writing was the weakest part of the game, and yes it was bad enough for journos to comment on it.
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>>1985720 >lesbians Trash
>>1985771 I can't believe he's dead.
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I wish Nintendo's "10 year delay to catchup to the restof the industry" didn't include dabbling into MCU crap when it stopped being fashionable. Now it's gonna take another 10 for them to stop being garbage.
>>1985933 Let's get him
>>1986419 This shit looks so fucking stupid. The last thing I think of when someone says Metroid is "big empty open world."
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>>1986564 Just found out there's a bunch of ex 343 employees working on this.
>>1986621 That would explain quite a bit
>>1986494 >look, she is doing morph ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5MCKpj5KIw Final boss and ending for anyone that is interested.
>>1986621 Source?
>>1986828 Here's an example, but there's way more https://archive.is/e96da
>>1986842 >>1986828 Adding to that, a lot of ex Retro Studio devs also went on to work at 343 during it's formation, though most have left to make their own company/games since. I don't think I need to tell you how incestuous this industry is and how the 343 devs (all of them who never worked at Retro) got the job. it's all about who you know
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The USA needs a purge, that's all I can say.
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>>1985771 Only a niggerfaggot would use a thread where people are justifiably complaining as an excuse to perpetuate his dumbshit internet drama. No one gives a shit that you think about Mark 24 hours a day nigger. This isn't about you. This is about shitting on Myles MacKenzie.
>>1987024 Fuck didn't mean to quote anyone.
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Anyone expecting Prime 4 to be anything but "okay" at best was fucking stupid. Prime 3 already ended all the story knots that actually needed to be taken care of and the development was such a mess it needed to be taken off the original studio's hands. The Desert should've been a red-flag that it was going to be like MP3's split sections and the faggot with glasses was basically the first nail in the coffin as far as it being a traditional Metroid game., I can hope that they can clean up their act for MP5 with a smoother development that isn't coming off another studio's scraps, but thats IF they learn the right lessons from MP4.Which is unlikely. I might nab it when it's cheap, but pass for me. >>1986827 >Electric guitars in the final boss track >In fucking Metroid What were these niggers thinking.And I hope those feds stay dead instead of captured or some gay shit like that.
OK as a slight but relevant tangent, has anyone ever made a Metroid clone? I don't mean metroidvania obviously but something more direct like Rusty to Castlevania or Krion Conquest to Mega Man? I guess I'm specifically asking about 2D Metroid because I'm almost sure there's never been a 3D Metroid clone.
>>1987049 Axiom Verge and Environmental Station Alpha come to mind.
>>1987049 You mean a Metroid Prime clone?
>>1987037 >Anyone expecting Prime 4 to be anything but "okay" at best was fucking stupid. That and they hired mainly Sony/Activision people, so anyone expecting it to live up to expectations was on some heavy copium. Still, it'll probably be a decently made game.
>>1987053 I guess so but like I said I don't really think there is such a thing. Unless Doom 2016 counts and that's not really what I would be looking for anyway. >>1987052 >Axiom Verge Yeah that was one that I was trying to think of. Wasn't there a lewd blond lady space ranger game too? Was it a Metroid clone?
>>1987075 Gaylo :^)
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American video game developerss need to be lined up against a fucking wall
>>1987074 >Still, it'll probably be a decently made game. I don't think anyone expects it to be a poorly functioning game. It's all about whether or not it's obnoxious. Even just due to long development times nowadays memes and cultural shit can be stale or soured by the time the actually release. You'd think devs would take that to heard and just not include them in the first place. I'm kind of a action game traditionalist so I don't like muck talky stuff in them in the first place. Like the classic setup is one man (or woman, or kid, or robot or cute mascot) alone in hostile territory tasked with bring some one or something back or going to fuck the enemy and his plans up. Unless we're talking about something like an RPG there doesn't NEED to be a whole lot of character interaction and if there is dialogue it should be succinct and relevant. Like if the conversations wouldn't fit in a 50 minute shounen OVA then it shouldn't be in an action game. That's just my take on things. >>1987098 Yes.
>>1987037 >I can hope that they can clean up their act for MP5 I seriously doubt there will ever be another Metroid Prime game.
>>1987121 People said the same thing after Metroid Echoes and Xenoblade. If STALKER 2 was made and Valve released a new game anything can happen. It ain't post financial crisis 7th Gen AAA consolidation hell anymore.
>>1987049 I once played some doujinshi indie jap demo game that was a 3D metroid clone (fps on a spaceship with gun arm). But that's about it. Don't think I've seen any FPS doing the metroid formula >>1987075 >Doom2016 is a metroid clone Oh man that's like bait but the more you think about it the more chunks fit together. Pretty sure I hate you've made me think this
>>1987037 >>1987121 I mean do we really NEED another Metroid Prime game? I was under the impression that the series had come to its natural and successful conclusion with MP3. I was surprised to hear that there was a 4th sequel coming out and was frankly puzzled. I guess Nintendo wants to keep making Metroid games (and why wouldn't they frankly) but maybe that don't have confidence in making 2D ones anymore. Perhaps they think they just can't sell then to Gen Z's and Alphas or maybe they no longer have enough 2D developers in the industry to do it right? So that means than any new Metroid games would tend to be 3D and the only truly successful 3D Metroid games are the Prime trilogy so they just defaulted to that. I get why it's happened but it's still not a good thing. If Sega can experiment with one Sonic game after another until they dialed it in then Nintendo absolutely can afford to. Nintendo has gotten really risk averse. Not even risk averse because they have enough money to absorb dozens of mediocre or ought right failed game experiments. It's more like they're innovation averse. >>1987168 >Pretty sure I hate you've made me think this Sorry anon. I didn't mean to cause pain.
>>1987173 They should have just given it another subtitle
>>1987173 >I was surprised to hear that there was a 4th sequel coming out and was frankly puzzled. They only announced it to assuage the butthurt that resulted from Nintendo taking down AM2R.
>>1987185 They could have changed up the gameplay. Just because THE BABY fell flat with fans and Federation Force was actively hated doesn't mean that Prime is the only possible way to do a successful 3D Metroid.
>>1987152 I remember things being more dire during Federation Farce. >>1987152 >It ain't post financial crisis 7th Gen AAA consolidation hell anymore. We are in an entirely different financial crisis and ,if the war over Taiwan breaks out, Japan will possibly be in an existential one.
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>>1987187 At this point fangames are carrying the torch >>1987203 >We are in an entirely different financial crisis Yeah, but the industry is in a much healthier place where low distribution costs and ease of use game development tools have successfully broken the AAA cartel.
is there any emulator that is running the game? is there even any emulators that are actually being updated, those ryubing fucks are so scared the only work on the UI since pokemon ZA released.
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>>1987232 >He can't find emulators by himself Also maybe give it a couple of days first before you go and have to wait for some crash/very big issue to be fixed in the middle of your playthrough.
>>1987203 If a war breaks out in Taiwan then it'll be existential for everyone. Even if we can all avoid a nuclear event then the world will still have to get use to making electronics from the chips they can find in old abandoned Radio Shack warehouses. Personally I welcome the retro 80s future.
>>1987273 >all this projection i know the emulators, i just don't want to test all the forks and do all bullshit that comes with it if can get the info from someone that already did, Nigger.
>>1987333 >chips they can find in old abandoned Radio Shack warehouses. <not donning your finest michelin suit and raiding AI farms for summadat SWEET dedidated WAM
>>1987333 It's more that either chip production gets locked down by China and it uses that to leverage the rest of the world under it's heel or countries finally get incentivized to produce shit on their own no matter how low quality. Note that I find it almost impossible for China to actually win since historically their military is incompetent and a massively declining birth-rate is removing their only advantage: Massive numbers.
>>1986494 >looking she's doing morph ball So that joke turned out to be on point?
It's up on rutorrents but has anyone got it working on an emulator yet? I haven't. Everything I try ends up crashing.
>>1987836 Even after those shut down all Switch games have still been emulatable though.
>>1987918 True, but the updates are slower because these devs aren't getting paid. And again, new copy protection DRM
The cinematics lead is an ex-RoosterTeeth employee
>>1987988 Posting this for added context.
>>1987988 How's it every time people look deeper into who's on the game, it keeps getting worse?
NPR's review yes NPR does game reviews and they're surprisingly decent on this game was rather ruthless. https://archive.ph/e0VZO Give it a read if you're curious.
>>1987988 >>1987991 >>1988074 Okay? Some of the blackpilling around this game feels downright performative. >A dude who worked on the cinematics was employees at a YouTube channel I don't like This is a reach, there are plenty of actual grievances like the empty desert
>>1988139 I've not read any of the reviews but all the scores I've seen puts it at solidly OK-ish but not anywhere near suck yo dick off fantastic like what people expected/hoped for.
>>1988074 For me it's more I see of the game. I try not someone who talks shit about a game they never played, but I like many others were really anticipating this release. I'm just now looking at those involved, but really since the trailer that showed off the somewhat bland, empty looking (at least in the trailer) open world with the bike it seems like more of the game I've seen has just been a bigger hit than the last. A lot of the design choices seem (at least how I personally view metroid) very antithetical to the series' design philosophy and what makes it unique as one of my favorite Nintendo series. I haven't dropped the money on a switch 2 yet but was planning to for this game and that fromsoft release that's coming up so I can't criticize too much, just based on what I've seen some disappointing design choices for the series personally.
>>1988151 >>1988139 The most charitable ones said the desert sucks and the NPCs are lame but they are also not the bulk of the game and the rest of it still feels solidly Metroid Prime even if the powers feel kind of remixes of old stuff. That certainly isn't a return to form or anything remarkable. At best it's a decent, though not groundbreaking, game, with some annoying parts that drag it down.
>>1988171 >The most charitable ones said the desert sucks I've seen others mention that. What's specific with the desert? Is it just boring empty space?
>>1988187 It is a boring empty expanse of nothing that connects every area in the game (this also means that the areas are not interconnected in any other way) that you bike through. There are some BotW shrines (but worse) in it that give you nominal upgrades, the same enemy types you shoot or drive into and green crystals you need to break. This is required for what is the equivalent of the keys from first two MP games.
>>1988211 It's a damn tragedy that people who don't love deserts put them into games and and ruin the games with them (and ruin concepts like open worlds) and this also makes people dislike desert settings as well.
Well now I'm interested the scrapped version how it was.
from the reviews it sounds like the devs tried to make a linear shooter, but someone reminded them that metroid is one the founders of a the metroidvania genre, so they half-assed backtracking segments.
>>1988893 >the curtains look nice they had to say something positive otherwise they would get blacklisted by nintendo and other companies.
>>1987075 >Wasn't there a lewd blond lady space ranger game too? Damn, I know what game you're talking about but for the life of me I can't figure out what it was called.
>>1987991 But rwby was good though
>>1988893 Maybe the reporter used the 120FPS mode and realized the human eye didn't see at 24fps like ye olde memes say
>>1988144 >Some of the blackpilling around this game feels downright performative.
>>1989136 lmao, fuck no. The only good parts were written by monty. He basically had sections of the show time sliced all to himself to animate and write for, anything that was good from the show always happened in those slices that monty did, never outside of them. And after monty died the whole show instantly went to complete shit.
>>1988144 >Some of the blackpilling around this game feels downright performative. I agree.
>>1988139 Why the fuck are NPR and The Verge being paid to review shitty video games? Taxes at work?
>>1987152 >It ain't post financial crisis 7th Gen AAA consolidation hell anymore. You're right, it's so much worse. The economy stands to get so much worse, and games are more homogenized than ever. >>1987209 >the industry is in a much healthier place Are you sure? This seems like a self-delusion to me.
>>1989472 >>It ain't post financial crisis 7th Gen AAA consolidation hell anymore. You're right, it's so much worse. The economy stands to get so much worse, and games are more homogenized than ever. By what, the banks constantly pushing investment scams over and over again?
>>1988139 Name one single way this is cutting edge technologically. Name even one
I'm hearing people say that the desert open world music is locked behind an amiibo. if this is true, shit is even worse than i expected.
Told you guys Metroid Prime fucking sucks as a series. 2D Metroid is where it's at.
>>1990060 >Told you guys Metroid Prime fucking sucks as a series. I don't remember you saying this at all.
>>1990030 It in fact is locked behind a $30 amiibo. You can't even make this shit up
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>>1990116 If you don't like it, don't buy it. You can enjoy the masterfully crafted atmospheric sounds of the desert.
>>1990163 Does anyone remember that Hot Wheels CG cartoon in the mid 2000's? Prime 4 has this overpolished plastic shading that makes me think of that.
>>1990163 you know what this reminds me of? borderlands 2 overworld, but with even less things to do. even the weapons kinda look like the buzzsaws you had on those vans you get in the middle of the game. Is any ex-gearbox devs working on retro right now? it would be so funny if retro became a hodgepodge of dejects of other studios that got fired for being absolutely unlikeables.
>>1990163 >Halo aesthetic bike with Bonedrew themed wheels Wouldn't morph ball make more sense? Like maybe a monowheel mod/upgrade?
>>1990163 So this is the power of 10 years of dev time and an increased selling price... + toy tip.
>>1990163 >Map has highlighted route Is it some kind of weak ass race or the illusion of open world? Either way it's making me want to go play Metal Arms again, instead of this.
>>1990180 Yeah, I remember loving World Race when I was like 6 or 7 years old and it was in 2003 I think
>>1989539 What's going on in tech is honestly the most worrisome thing right now. Particularly the big circle-jerk being led by Nvidia. Banks are a given rotten element, we all saw that back in 2008 and you just know they will screw up again sometime in the future. But on gaming specifically; it seems to me like everything is more of the same thing over and over again, usually done in a mediocre manner. Indie games, while occasionally producing something neat copy each other's homework constantly like none of us will notice. Often riding the coattails of games past. I'm fatigued of rogue-likes in particular at this point. Even Nintendo games are leaning heavily into modern trends like open world and quirk-chungus now, and I always relied on them for the bare minimum differential work. Not to mention affordable products in an era of expensive everything. I suppose bitching about AAA is meaningless at this point, but it also seems like there is little room for any kind of actual push back without all manner of bots and fanboys defending their favorite products like their own mothers. It shouldn't be this way. Things could be a LOT better, and certainly not to this standard of the 7th gen that got the ball rolling on all of this in gaming. Perhaps things will only seriously change for the better when it all eventually hit a point where it's not affordable at all and collapses back into itself. I wait eagerly without letting myself be too torn up, with my massive backlog of good shit anyway. I have my metal box Prime Trilogy and Wii if I need the itch to play a good Prime game and not a painfully mediocre one.
>>1990658 Illusion, instead of having an open ended map you have this trash desert you need to come back to every time you want to change to a zone, all of the zones are pretty linear as well. It's horrible
There will be porn of McKenzie banging Samus while Metroid fans are in the cuck corner. Mark my words.
>>1990163 >>1988144 The game is fucking ass.
Not even worth pirating
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>>1989472 >games are more homogenized than ever AAA shit My niche stuff plays just fine
>>1991003 Not exactly but there's this.
>>1990827 >Indie games, while occasionally producing something neat copy each other's homework constantly like none of us will notice. Often riding the coattails of games past. Zelda is a copy Hydlide, and Neutopia is a copy of Zelda, Demon Crest is a copy of Zelda 2. This is not a new phenomena, that is how the video game industry operated since its inception, the difference is the how accessible video games are compared to the old days, you don't have a gate keeper controlling the access of video games, the moment you open any store you will be inundate with an endless interpretations of the same game.
>>1990827 >Indie games, while occasionally producing something neat copy each other's homework constantly like none of us will notice. Often riding the coattails of games past. Is this a joke? Just because a game borrowed mechanics or are inspired by other games doesn't mean that they rip off other games. Indie games (other than shitty streamer bait meant to be abandoned after day 1), are far more consistent in making good games than big budget games and it's not even particularly close. Literally the only thing Nintendo has going for it is the polish of the games they develop and thats about it. Pretty much every big budget game that has come out in the last 10 years is woke, an unoptimized mess, or is just a shit game with very few exceptions to the rule
>>1991278 >Zelda is a copy Hydlide Not entirely. There were a lot of games like Dragon Slayer and Tower of Druaga that Zelda was pulling from, Hydlide has gained a foothold in Western conscious because of angry reviewers like ProJared and AVGN but it wasn't the progenitor of that style, either. Also, the game Westeners associate with Hydlide isn't the original game but "Hydlide Special", a Famicom/NES remake that fused elements of the first two games. It's not great.
>>1990030 >>1990116 It's behind the amiibo or a 100% completion like the true ending
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>>1991228 What gets me rock hard about this is that the chungus isn’t even particularly handsome, masculine, or sexy, but Samus is such an absolute slut in such ridiculous heat that she desperately needs to fuck something, so she’ll just latch onto anything with a dick to get her fix before she can go back to fighting.
>>1991228 >Metroid meets Borderlands
>>1991591 Who would want to punish themselves by playing the game, let alone beating the game and having a second playthrough?
>>1991078 Sure, if you ignore the mountain of copy/paste woke indie pixelshit rogue-likes and other nonsense. Cherrypicking doesn't change the general rule. >>1991278 Clearly not the same thing nor as oversaturated. >>1991327 See above, also indieshit is MUCH MORE WOKE than AAA garbage and has been for longer. As a general rule. Lot of Anons clearly can't see the forest for the trees.
>>1991644 >Cherrypicking doesn't change the general rule. That doesn't disprove his point. >indieshit is MUCH MORE WOKE than AAA garbage You're retarded.
>>1991700 >That doesn't disprove his point. Except that it does. >You're retarded. Your asshurt babymad insults don't prove anything. Not an argument faggot. Indieshit is full of tranny garbage like Celeste and you are out of touch or in denial if you say otherwise.
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>>1991722 It means that big companies, and likely banks again at some point, will be bailed out. Can't believe I have to explain basic context clues a child could pick up on.
>>1991724 Don't play dumb, you know exactly how this shit plays out every fucking time.
>>1991727 Look my point was that big companies are building up a bubble that will likely pop and result in bailout. Which the taxpayer will pay for, and customers will suffer the effects of. That's all.
>>1991729 You don't have a fucking point, you're playing stupid just like the companies pushing out garbage pushing an algorithm for a prop script.
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>>1991730 I don't even know what you are so upset over, just retard rage over nothing. The other Anon talked about post financial crisis, and I implied that such conditions could occur again. It's not that difficult to understand.
>>1991731 I think he's getting at banks are doing it all on purpose, not that they ever "screwed up"
>1991733 >2008 was not real goyim Yeah you keep waving your fist at the sky retard. Can't fix this level of delusion. >>1991735 I agree, I think their activity was malicious. The context is irrelevant to the conditions that were produced in this conversation though.
So without some fucking retard getting mad over semantics, it's easy to assume that we could face post-bailout style conditions in the economy that has a similar consolidation effect on gaming. Even without that though, it's not good, and gaming already seems highly homogenized to me even compared to past knock-offs. If you disagree with me, that's fine but you gotta admit I have a point there. Back to Metroid so we don't derail the thread, MP4 seems like it's desperate to emulate the AAA games of other companies which is god-awful and a perfect example of what I am talking about in AAA. I think my biggest issue is how Samus doesn't feel like she's a driving force of the plot in Beyond, and the talkative Feddie lackies do most of that heavy lifting. For the worse. I don't know if we would be unfortunate or lucky if this game reached 5 million or more in sales given this trend.
>>1991644 >Clearly not the same thing nor as oversaturated. Have you seen these videos ? https://youtu.be/4FfcaBOX0XA https://youtu.be/9aAsqUkTKLs https://youtu.be/ixeRUJQ5yPc https://youtu.be/abyGtaNV8tE There is so much trash released for these consoles, it was oversaturated, there are hundreds snowboarding games, racing games, poker/solitaire games, mahjong games, and because the stores where the gate keepers of quality you would never see something like Cheesy in the front for a long time. I don't know where people pulled this idealized vision of the past, its not reality, nobody remembers Cheesy for the PS1 but this game exists and it looks and plays exactly like a modern day shovelware platform game.
>>1991775 >Cheesy Ah, a man of culture i see.
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>>1991775 I see where you are coming from, but Anon this is the kind of bad faith argument normalfags use whenever someone notices a declining trends in the industry as a WHOLE. Basically: >because shovelware exists and has always existed >therefore new gaming not so bad It's nonsense. Forgettable shovelware slop still exists, and you wanna know the difference? Everyone forgets it immediately, if they ever even knew it, and it doesn't sell. Now when you compared industry standard stuff, the things that are actually selling or in the attention of gamers at large of the past to day, there is a noticeable dip in quality. That's an objectively observable quality too. Sports games were almost always dreck, so it's not a good argument either since that has never changed. Course we had exceptions like SSX and Tony Hawk. (the latter of which has become the modern slop) The industry is worse than it has ever been. Unless you wanna tell me the 9th gen of consoles is just fantastic, and that it isn't the worst time to be a PC gamer in years. Even gatekeeping retailers couldn't jew you as hard as publishers do directly now with MtX and live service garbage. In my opinion you'd have to be delusional to think this isn't the worst that gaming has been since the American home console crash, with the decline beginning noticeably in the 7th gen onwards. Exceptions withstanding of course.
>>1991803 You are moving goal posts here, we are talking about indie games not the trash that is modern day AAA games, but if you want to move there let's go. I'm stating that shovelware and clones are more common and older than people think, indie games didn't invent this shit, and expecting quality from shovelware or low budget is absurd, what you see is what you get. Personally I'm satisfied with the current state of the shovelware games, they are feel and play like actual video games, they are not trying to nickle and dime me out of money money every second with some advertisement or propaganda, the only problem is that there aren't enough sholveware for specific genres, like JRPGs and turn based tactics. As for the the AAA industry, it went to shit during the x360 and PS3 gen due the ballooning development cost, japanese industry almost got destroyed because of this, its impossible to get new AAA games these days, its all sequel, remakes, remasters or releases, and whatever new game we get from the AAA industry is full of talmundic propaganda. There are outliers, like FromSoft, at least they exist. I want more unique or derivative shovelware made by 1MA or a small team with minimum budget, like Salt and Sanctuary, Geneforge, Zeno Clash, EYE, Strikey Sisters, Xotic, etc.
>>1987098 Is this shopped? Half the UI doesn't even look like it's part of the visor.
>>1991106 >>1991111 The REAL vision that they couldn't do back then...so glorious
>>1991750 If this game doesn't get a 6/10 or lower on Metacritic that would either mean nintendo used bots to increase the user score or that people really are this stupid. I'd lose all faith in humanity if you could prove the latter is the case4
>>1991358 Is the original NEC PC 6000 version any good? I'm on an 8bit craze right now, going through some NES games >>1991644 Shit games always existed, there was a pile of shovelware behiend the actual good games. AAA shit just dominating everything is what made that go away for a while during 7th Gen outside Nintendo.
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>>1991803 It's the best time to a be PC Gamer >Every single game from the 70s to today avaiable 4free at your fingertips >Console Japanese releases get decent PC ports and Doujin PC games get more exposure not dying off in a couple of years and even making their own company >PC exclusive/focused games not only exist but are thriving >Top tier mods being released every month >Niche gems and sleeper hits being released every week >Little to no paywalls You'd have to be a clueless casual fucking retard to ever make that assertion when pic related used to be the norm.
>>1991775 >Cheesy this remind me a lot of Spider https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlv4QMHKAO0 Which has an excelent sounctrack btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3DnPJV6bcQ
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>>1992032 >Nintendo/Retro did a Ubisoft Not even surprised
>>1992032 I legit thought they couldn't make something worse than other M. they did it. incredible.
>>1992032 The video doesn't say if you can skip the cutscenes or not but that's still funny.
>>1992032 This is worse than what I expected. The whole game is like a throwback but not in a good kind of way. >>1992026 >It's the best time to a be PC Gamer For the rebuttal see the PC Hardware & News Thread.
>>1992343 >For the rebuttal see the PC Hardware & News Thread. That's more "it's a bad time to build a pc if you don't already have one."
>>1992343 >Developers will need to learn to optimize or die out Oh no!
>>1992343 >>1992352 Maybe Valve really did pick the best time to announce the Steam Machine, if they actually managed to get a good deal on the RAM.
>>1991600 t. Cuckchan user.
>>1992034 Only the best 343 devs for the best series
>>1992032 Wow, that fucking sucks.
BAGENA :DDD
>>1992596 PEAK WOMAN DESIGN!!
>>1992026 >It's the best time to a be PC Gamer <genuinely cant remember the last time GPUs released with appropriate pricing <recent SSD and RAM price bullshit <worse optimization for new games than consoles <Unreal Engine 5 <Windows 11 Best time for existing PC gamers, sure. But anyone who's just getting into PC gaming is as fucked or worse than console gamers due to extremely vernal pricing. It should not be the case that the 6800XT I have that came out 5 years ago was a better deal then than everything else we had since those 5 years. I agree consoles have become abysmal, and that's why I jumped ship in 2022, but I think it's important to point out the irredeemable bullshit PC players have allowed to occur by being too fucking stupid, financially enabling all these issues to exist.
>>1992596 >Run inside and outside the room very fast >Cum
>>1992667 Hardware from 5 years can run modern games, you don't need new hardware nor should you give money ro these cunts. Buy refurbished
>>1992669 >Walk into the room > Spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >Face gets red >Clenching asscheeks together to hold my shit >Meanwhile, spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets >Shit breaches through my asscheeks
>>1992088 IIRC you cannot skip any cutscenes on Switch 1 because they function as loading screens.
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Back in the older days people would just post game footage and let the retardation speak for itself instead of just taking an eceleb at their word. You're all newfags with a profound lack of curiosity.
>>1993368 I'd honestly play the game if someone would crack the emulation, desert and Myles and all.
>>1993368 >game footage you know what, you're right. Metroid 4 should have a foot age game in the same way Prime 4 has vagina hallways.
>>1991106 looks like that guy from ghostbusters
Why are people here shitting on the game? I bought it and so far its a 9/10 game
>>1993866 The game is shit, with plebbitor characters and music behind a paywall.
>>1993883 The characters are actually good but weird and the music is not behind a paywall if you beat the game
>>1993368 I did. You on the contrary, did not.
>>1992667 >But anyone who's just getting into PC gaming is as fucked or worse than console gamers due to extremely vernal pricing. I just bought my gf a 6750 xt for christmas for around $200, which is more powerful than a PS Pro. >worse optimization for new games than consoles If anything I see less of a difference compared to previous console generations. Plus when console players say >Lol, werks fine on my PS5 That doesn't mean it's running better, it just mean they aren't bothered by upscaling, temporal artifacts or sub-60 framerates.


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