>>3519 This is the whitest answer.

Most games before diversity guidelines and consumer-unfriendly practices got mainstream.

>>5362 If games stayed smart the industry's problems wouldn't exist. Making games easy for retards meant retards gamed, now the industry caters to retards as its customers.

I heard tales speaking of this magic ass. The ass to make Link awaken.

Smother me to death with it right now.

>>4683 Link to the other board post or name this mod, por favor.

GOTY

>>576 Ubisoft in general.

It's worth mentioning that some baguette spilled the beans in Reddit and revealed that Ubisoft is a fucking disaster to work in, professionals get a halt and work on shovelware and later on release something worthy, a modern LJN.

Feelan fine, was playan Super Meat Boy.

>>5548 did you beat your meat boy

>>3684 Best VR porn games?

>>1014 >assuming he isn't just shoving a multitude of giant eggs up his ass and holding them in with an anus strong enough to dismember a limb

>Birdo This bitch has a cannon for a head, shoots her children at you, and to top it all off, she doesn't know her own gender. No wonder they marketed this relatable character to Americans. Imagine meeting up with some childfree cunt with triplets in her tombhole and when you bring up Dobbs v. Jackson she claws her bloody fingers up her cursed cooch to start hurling little humans at you. Except you're also an American whore with an insatiable bloodlust for children so you grab the little guy by the umbilical cord, pray your hardest to Moloch, and swing Billy back around like it's Major League Baseball.

>>37 Trick question, stick with the spinoffs they're much more engaging than Super Sterile Slop. Mainstream Mario games peaked when Miyamoto still gave a shit and the R&D team existed, Nintendo knew that and let others parties develop their takes on the franchise until the late Wii and Wii U era when they shackled everyone and played it safe then.

>>5484 >This is the game console canon. These are the only consoles that mattered. Standard design, all-purpose, covered all bases, natural progression of tech. But that's fucking wrong on so many levels. The Atari 2600, despite not being the first home game console (That was the Odyssey), popularized video games outside of the arcades. In addition to officially being configurable into a legit home computer. The NES was a step-down from it's Famicom design in Japan (Mostly resulting in lower-quality audio), and wasn't able to connect to the disk system add-on that loaded bigger games faster and cheaper than cartridges could provide at the time (Without adding more chips). The PC-Engine/TurboGrafx introduced CD technology to home consoles, and introduced the possibility of playing full console games on a portable device. The Genesis had peripherals that allowed games to be played across the net (Meganet), and introduced the concept of downloadable games with the Sega Channel (Which Nintendo previously considered and abandoned with the FDS). The Neo Geo made it possible to play full original unaltered arcade games on home consoles for the first time. The 3DO, the Jaguar, and the 32X solidified that consoles had now entered the "32-bit" and "3D" era of gaming. Despite many myths, the Saturn was actually the preferred console for game development during the start of the fifth gen due to it's more advanced rendering capabilities, until around '97 when developers capitulated to market demands with the PS1 proving to be more popular and successful. And the Dreamcast was the first console designed out of the box to be compatible with the internet to the point that it was almost a discount computer, on top of establishing many of the norms for online gaming. >Especially after gen 6 since everything is also on PC An overwhelming amount of PC ports were either inferior, lacking content, or out-right broken compared to their console counterparts until around 2016. Even then, there's still dozens of games that are still exclusive to at least one console (And/or no PC version) to this day.

>>5484 >Thoughts? 1000th spergy bait thread where you type manifestos to yourself that good games you don't play are bad.

>>5434 Not to mention they're saturated with current pop culture references to the point of diluting their own identity and they're the main reason why have installed their respective spyware platform until Cunter Strike GOyim was conceived.

>>5434 The cartoony artstyle and quirks always put me off even at launch. I liked the trailers and the fan content and always hated the game. Was too busy with heavily modded, Half Life 2, CS Source and DOD Source anyway.

>>5461 Didn't the game have mixed receptions when the first trailer was launched? Considering they already released a teaser in the early 2000s.

haha imagine this guy in a sushi restaurant

>>5473 Haven't played this in over a decade but I remember it being a disappointment when I rented it from blockbuster as a kid before they went out of business in 2014. It's just clicking on customers and food, and getting yelled at by Ramsey because the customers waited too long for their food even though I can do nothing to speed up their order. I got like 3 levels done before there was an unexpected gameplay change and I couldn't get past that. Complete bullshit. The only kinda cool thing about the game I remember is that Ramsey put some of his IRL recipes in the game. Still, shit game, 0/10, don't recommend. Play pic related instead. You actually get to cook food and own a restaurant.

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET FIRED GET FIRED GET FIRED PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>5367 >"How can you wish a company to fail simply because they do not cater to you or that the produce does not please you is beyond me." Yet another game company higher-up that has no idea what a game company should do. You heard it here first, guys. If a company makes a bad product and you don't like it, you aren't allowed to dislike it or share your opinion. Just eat up the slop. It's also really funny to see political correct types like this guy try and insult others. He knows he can't say anything too harsh or he could lose his job. He's also conditioned to be afraid of using any kind of insult that disparages anyone's looks, intelligence, etc. because of the social conditioning he has been through. So he goes for words like "revolting" (which people usually use to describe food or something) and "non-decent" (which isn't even much of an insult). Being called a poo-poo head by a first grader is more emotionally damaging than that. And of course he doesn't seem to like to use the word "people", since he says "humans" instead. Is "people" an evil word now?

>>5376 "People" is non-inclusive to niggers.

>>5049 she cums with a unicorn horn and i mean her penis

>>4494 Women are vile creatures.

>>5025 Not do what?

>>4944 Only if you don't work out. I'm old and mine works fine.

ancient

over 9000

my fitness goal is eat like shit, exercise never, then die

I'm gonna chug down 12 cans of beer and then some doritos

benching my games

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>>5212 Nigger fits in a post 2000 times then it cuts. The ultimate tuple of nigger... the dumilluple nigger.

>>5198 Bad health is associated with ignorance and retardation. Sorry, you're ignorant and retarded.

>>5199 Good health and what the health industry calls good health to shill health products are different. I don't follow RFK, can't say if he's good advice or health product shilling.

>>5224 You're literally shitting up the board.

>>5003 Yes, if you enjoy paying an extra fee every month to play ROMs of games that are decades old and haven't been sold in stores for years.

>>5042 You are also paying for the privilege of playing those old roms with online multiplayer on Nintendo's official servers. There's also F-zero, and Tetris 99.

>>5009 Like clockwork.

>Americans get dog dizzy with jags Is he retarded?