>>5785 The best one possible. This website.

>>5785 I shitposted extra hard.

>>5785 A huge collection of horse porn videos that almost got lost when Callista died.

>>4940 Adaptation of an arcade game / anime. You create your chara, collect clothes, dress up, and dance! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMfsLg15mU0 Yes I'm very excited.

>>4940 Rhythm and dress-up game about an idol, I think. Hard to google info, obscure even in Japan. Obviously made for women, who love rhythm games and dress-up.

>>4931 REAL GAMES FOR REAL GIRLS

Can you impregnate all the anthro ladies yet?

>>5721 Not yet

>>5678 YIFFE

>>5571 Gas yourself

>>5528 I do understand what you mean. It's an interesting kind of connection that you have with people anonymously. There are shared things that draw us here, aside from the mentally ill freaks that come here just to try to ruin the site. Maybe we're just a different kind of mentally ill freak, but that's why it's nice to find a place with people who understand. But be careful. Don't get too nice. /co/ used to say "/co/ is love," like a tagline. Look where that got them. Invaded by tumblrites that spread to ruin the rest of 4chan, and some of them even remained to follow us all the way to this site, for some reason. Way back in the day /co/ used to even have Christmas sharing threads where people bought and sent each other Christmas presents, even physical ones, not just the Steam sharing threads like you'd see on /v/. It was nice. But they were too nice. Now I'm bitter and jaded and realize that /a/'s tight gatekeeping was a much better idea. Unfortunately measures of defense must be taken, and thus we are not able to be the lighthearted people we'd like to be. I suppose ultimately that's just a lesson about the world in general, both on a macro scale of nations, and a micro scale of an individual man's heart. But ultimately that's something I think people here understand more than most others, and it's why I appreciate the place. We'll argue and call each other niggerfaggots all day, but ultimately there's a level of shared understanding, and since we keep coming back here, evidently affection. Except for the mentally ill freaks that come here just to ruin it. But they can't ruin everything, as 15 years of their trying has shown. We're still here.

>>5605 A very similar infiltration got uncovered earlier this year, but in this case it was a software project (XZ Utils) and the infiltrator was actively malicious. It was a multi-year effort to get the project maintainer to get a backdoor into the codebase by essentially using social manipulation tactics against him. This was successful especially because the maintainer was limp-wristed and caved in to their repeated demands. It was pretty similar to how an email scammer tries to hurry you up and make you send your money. That's why we need more hardasses and less nice people running public procjects.

>>5707 >it's on his back too lul

>>5707 >Gun has "Squirrel" etched into it Is that a reference to that Squirrel with a Gun game? That crab game has pride flags in it though

>>5712 >spoiler And that's a good thing.

>>5140 I love grapes.

>>4728 You posted >>5638 too huh?

>>5659 half the threads on this board are by me anon

>>3519 This is the whitest answer.

Most games before diversity guidelines and consumer-unfriendly practices got mainstream.

>>5362 If games stayed smart the industry's problems wouldn't exist. Making games easy for retards meant retards gamed, now the industry caters to retards as its customers.

I heard tales speaking of this magic ass. The ass to make Link awaken.

Smother me to death with it right now.

>>4683 Link to the other board post or name this mod, por favor.

GOTY

>>576 Ubisoft in general.

It's worth mentioning that some baguette spilled the beans in Reddit and revealed that Ubisoft is a fucking disaster to work in, professionals get a halt and work on shovelware and later on release something worthy, a modern LJN.

>>5593 canon

octillery or typhlosion wpwyf?

>>5614 You fuck Octillery but Typhlosion fucks you.

Feelan fine, was playan Super Meat Boy.

>>5548 did you beat your meat boy

>>3684 Best VR porn games?

>>1014 >assuming he isn't just shoving a multitude of giant eggs up his ass and holding them in with an anus strong enough to dismember a limb

>Birdo This bitch has a cannon for a head, shoots her children at you, and to top it all off, she doesn't know her own gender. No wonder they marketed this relatable character to Americans. Imagine meeting up with some childfree cunt with triplets in her tombhole and when you bring up Dobbs v. Jackson she claws her bloody fingers up her cursed cooch to start hurling little humans at you. Except you're also an American whore with an insatiable bloodlust for children so you grab the little guy by the umbilical cord, pray your hardest to Moloch, and swing Billy back around like it's Major League Baseball.

>>37 Trick question, stick with the spinoffs they're much more engaging than Super Sterile Slop. Mainstream Mario games peaked when Miyamoto still gave a shit and the R&D team existed, Nintendo knew that and let others parties develop their takes on the franchise until the late Wii and Wii U era when they shackled everyone and played it safe then.

>>5479 Or even better, instead of a JRPG it's a gatcha game that is not worth your time but somehow got a league of useful retards defend it and even producing tons of porn despite its lackluster gameplay. And what's funnier are the feminist dykes demolishing cities because one of the waifus got whored with a summer outfit, are they crying foul over of a fictional character resembling Aryan features? Maybe.

>>5467 The arcade versions of Street Fighter were expensive as hell, but Street Fighter hasn't always been expensive as hell, because Street Fighter wasn't always arcade. Street Fighter has about 40 releases.

3D Zeldas are universally inferior to 2D Zeldas.

>>4062 my posture's the hunchback of notre dame

Our brothers have communicated

>>4943 i saw porn once of captain hook fucking the crocodile

>>5484 >This is the game console canon. These are the only consoles that mattered. Standard design, all-purpose, covered all bases, natural progression of tech. But that's fucking wrong on so many levels. The Atari 2600, despite not being the first home game console (That was the Odyssey), popularized video games outside of the arcades. In addition to officially being configurable into a legit home computer. The NES was a step-down from it's Famicom design in Japan (Mostly resulting in lower-quality audio), and wasn't able to connect to the disk system add-on that loaded bigger games faster and cheaper than cartridges could provide at the time (Without adding more chips). The PC-Engine/TurboGrafx introduced CD technology to home consoles, and introduced the possibility of playing full console games on a portable device. The Genesis had peripherals that allowed games to be played across the net (Meganet), and introduced the concept of downloadable games with the Sega Channel (Which Nintendo previously considered and abandoned with the FDS). The Neo Geo made it possible to play full original unaltered arcade games on home consoles for the first time. The 3DO, the Jaguar, and the 32X solidified that consoles had now entered the "32-bit" and "3D" era of gaming. Despite many myths, the Saturn was actually the preferred console for game development during the start of the fifth gen due to it's more advanced rendering capabilities, until around '97 when developers capitulated to market demands with the PS1 proving to be more popular and successful. And the Dreamcast was the first console designed out of the box to be compatible with the internet to the point that it was almost a discount computer, on top of establishing many of the norms for online gaming. >Especially after gen 6 since everything is also on PC An overwhelming amount of PC ports were either inferior, lacking content, or out-right broken compared to their console counterparts until around 2016. Even then, there's still dozens of games that are still exclusive to at least one console (And/or no PC version) to this day.

>>5484 >Thoughts? 1000th spergy bait thread where you type manifestos to yourself that good games you don't play are bad.

>>5434 Not to mention they're saturated with current pop culture references to the point of diluting their own identity and they're the main reason why have installed their respective spyware platform until Cunter Strike GOyim was conceived.

>>5434 The cartoony artstyle and quirks always put me off even at launch. I liked the trailers and the fan content and always hated the game. Was too busy with heavily modded, Half Life 2, CS Source and DOD Source anyway.

>>5461 Didn't the game have mixed receptions when the first trailer was launched? Considering they already released a teaser in the early 2000s.