i'd put a jelly bean dispenser in my house

>>19417 I would FLAOT

>>19451 what was he thinking?

>>20978 "damn im fat as shit I love candy"

>>19417 The first thing I'd do would be to ditch the current update system, release the source code and add native mod support. In this scenario Mojang would only release occasional patches to fix bugs. It's the only logical evolution for the game, but the only thing bringing it back is Microsoft/Mojang greed and cynism towards the game.

>>19417 occasional non testificate villages would be neat, but i would never replace villagers. would it be interesting if the different races had different currencies? they kind of already do, if you count piglin bartering. first thing i would do is add is vertical slabs and slopes, and a woodcutting station. that seems completely safe. i play with mods a lot, so there would always be a big temptation to add things from mods i like. but they do that anyways, dont they?

>>19417 I would add Male and Female variants of all mobs that can be breed. No more of this androgynous gender neutral shit. You want to breed sheep? You need an Ewe and a Ram.

>>19417 Dwarf villages near mineshafts Elf vilages high in mountains Pig zombie settlements near nether portals

>>19417 Better mod support

add climbable giant women

Sex mods

Some diverse monsters and biomes, like Terraria

I would improve the graphics

I would make it so the amount of features the current team has added in 10 updates would be added in a single update.