>>4708 This build makes me wonder if he works out. This weird figure is called a musclegut and it happens with guys who are muscular but obese. You see it to a greater degree with strongmen.

>>4709 He probably gets some physical exercise. That's not pure fat guy, but doesn't look like he's going to lengths for muscle building

>>4709 >You see it to a greater degree with strongmen. That's because they're focused on building as much muscle as possible, where your average "body builder" is only concerned with looks.

Every man should aim to be a gay tall femboy to attract women

>>4727 This really is cuckchan.

>>4707 >they somehow managed to make minecraft look even more ugly

>>4733 I can't even understand how they managed to do it either. They already had a pseudo-MC style they used for their animated trailers and shit. Why not just use that? Why go for this hyper-realistic ugly style like some kind of shitty "ultra graphics" texture pack from back in the day?

>>4735 Imagine yourself as a self absorbed MBA retard who has no idea how to make a movie but still needs to exert force to make it "his" movie. Animated movie? Like cartoons? No, make it live action, disney makes lot of money from live action. We need movie stars. Otherwise nobody will watch it. Who is popular video game hero? Jack Black made mario movie get him now! Its a kids movie right? We need kid actors, we need famous actor whom kids like. Kids like superheroes, how about Ryan Reynolds? No he's making his own movie. Tom Holland Spiderman? Nah he's asking too much money, Jason Momoa cheap now that his movies flopped, get him now people like him. (I wouldn't be surprised if johnny depp was casted if he didnt have his controversy few years ago) Think like this, and you'll understand how hollywood management/any big business management thinks.

>>4749 <How do we catch up with kids these days? <We're running low on slavic cunny lately

>>4707 NO YOU ARE JACK BLACK BLACK MEANS NIGGER BUT YOU ARE WHITE

>>4707 Bruce Willis brutally murders Jack Black with a remote turret (in Minecraft) >>4753 He's a canaanite, a nigger wearing white skin.

>>4708 BROWN DICKS

>>4855 The person who created that meme was a pedophile Not that artist though, nice touch he's doing it in Minecraft's original art style before the artist left

>>4865 Of course. All Japanese things are pedophiles.

>>4865 The guy who was wearing Miku's flesh got caught flirting at children in his Discord circlejerk?

>>4889 I can't remember the story, but something like that. >filename I'd hardly call being a sperg getting "blown the fuck out".

Notch graciously played along and the sperg spat at him.

>>4912 That's how they win their imaginary wars, through having more likes and retweets than the wrongthinker.

hi steve did you craft the mine

steve looks like a booze drinking bum

>>4937 Is that Sam Hyde?

>>5317 His leftwing cousin who's an advocate for Democrat activism and gets away with it.

jackson white

>>4707 HI STEVE I AM JACOB

>>5435 HI JACOB I AM ANON

>>4708 Jack Black is Hollywood, he probably got crafty with a few minors.

kino

>>5537 Raping children with his BRAUWN dick.

>>6017 the great emerald power allows him to feel

>>6101 Just to feel Diddy's dick.

>>6118 cuck

>>6149 This wasn't part of the script, Martin help me out!

>>6118 >Just to feel Diddy's dick.

>>6385 >comparing that monkey to diddy kong

>>4707 What did he mean by this bros?