I just don't know man
his lead is a hisuian sneasel with the fucking protect seed and a pulse3 aevian roselia with dry skin and grass resist berry (it's ground/fighting), technician. both of them have perfect coverage with high power moves and if they land an unresisted hit i'm basically dead.
he has an eviolite quilladin with overgrow and grass pledge. it now hits both party members for max damage, i think it's heavily buffed too. it oneshots basically anything that doesn't resist it.
he has a fake out quick feet toxic orb hitmonchan. this is bad for why i'll say later.
he has a sap sipper barbaracle. why the fuck does it have sap sipper. barnacles don't eat sap. this is fucking retarded. not only does it make it immune to it's biggest weakness, it also gets a free leftovers effect every fucking turn. and it hits really hard.
and finally, power spot lucario. what do I need to even say.
my team fucking sucks. i have a handful of evolved pokemon that are all shit on the field except wormadam. i have no coverage, they removed what looks like quite a few TMs including hidden power, so I can barely hit the lucario. burmy line lost protect, it feels like a ton of pokemon i have are supposed to have better moves than they have right now. i've LITERALLY not knocked it out a single fucking time over what must be dozens of attempts now. the hitmonchan coming in ensures my already terrible offense gets cut further because it denies me a turn to act. no evo stones from wild mons, no stat boost items from wild mons, nothing. i get neutralizing gas from koffing, it dies in one hit and guess what, it only negates a single ability in PULSE3, which does not include the fucking power spot from lucario. i don't even know if i can land bad RNG like full paralysis because it has not happened once. there's no seeds i can pick up since there's 12 in the entire fucking game.
maybe this is doable with galar stunfisk or more than one wormadam, but man. i just need to vent for one big essay since i've been at this for 2 hours. not like anyone here needs to believe otherwise but we're definitely past some acceptable point of just remove-remove-remove everything, even urmumium gave you hidden power early on, i feel like even madame moto didn't remove this much shit at this point. hell, at least madame moto's keta fight actually had a really creative gimmick with receiver pure power, this is just spamming ridiculous abilities on pokemon that shouldn't have them. fuck, at least madame moto gave you a seed.
i guess i'll have to try this tomorrow without a dualtype, i'll probably win first try. and then i'll play the rest of this godforsaken game just doing the same shitty boring counterteam faggotry for every fight. congrats wingdings and deeffect, you finally made something original