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/vag/ - VAllure General Anonymous 11/28/2025 (Fri) 19:34:42 Id: 2b05db No. 1025509
Smiling Whores Edition Current and upcoming streams https://pomu.pages.dev/s/corpo?filter=VAllure >This week's full schedules https://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq https://files.catbox.moe/kg363f.jpg >Holodex https://holodex.net/channel?org=VAllure <Report your dailies NNN! https://phyla-nnn.pages.dev/ [Gen 1: Indulge] <Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess https://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulait https://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura <Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear https://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpaws https://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey <Immy Bisou - Hex Maniac https://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisou https://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy <Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere https://www.youtube.com/@MercyModiste https://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy <Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress https://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbum https://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi <Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefish https://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttles https://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny [Gen 2: Forbidden] <Ceru Foxhound - Mommy Officer https://www.youtube.com/@CeruFoxhound https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#ceru <Mara Vespidae - Guardian Maid https://www.youtube.com/@MaraVespidae https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#mara <Phyla Einrose - Unholy Priestess https://www.youtube.com/@PhylaEinrose https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#phyla <Quetzu Solscale - Tsundere Quetzalcoatl https://www.youtube.com/@QuetzuSolscale https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#quetzu
[Expand Post]<Sinthya Sanguine - Tactical Tomboy https://www.youtube.com/@SinthyaSanguine https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#sinthya <Willo Wildfire - Brattiest Wisp https://www.youtube.com/@WilloWildfire https://vagallure2.carrd.co/#willo >Additional VAllure Links https://vagallure.carrd.co https://vagallure2.carrd.co >Greentext Archive https://rentry.org/VAllureGreentext Previous Thread >>1012211
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I love my wife, that is all.
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I will marry my wife
What if Mercy is allergic to male cum and doesn't know it yet
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pink
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I am a loser. The only thing I'm good for is being bullied by Madam Shibi. Madam Shibi is the best mesugaki I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!
I love my beautiful, sweet, sexy and cute, adorable and lovely sisterwife Immy Bisou! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
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>>1025577 >play a game to understand it Mercy...
>>1025583 >blue This is the thread, I have finally won
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I am reopening requests for this, but there are rules. 1 request per person (if you requested last time, that doesnt count, this is a fresh call for rqs) No repeats from last time. This means that you must request a new character and a new pose. I have blacked out the poses that were already done. The exception to this rule is alternate forms. For example, I won't draw regular Immy again, but I would draw pony Immy if requested, because the form is tangibly different. 2nd image attached are the last deliveries so you know who has been drawn already.
>>1025592 1.0 Shibi is fair game then? Could I get one of her doing A4? Thanks
>>1025595 Fair game indeed as her 1.0 is very distinct from her 2.0, her big sis form would also be an acceptable rq. Thanks for the rq, I'll be working on it.
>>1025598 Cheers
>>1025592 Phyla A2 please
>>1025592 Not requesting but bottom right is Stronny after every fansly stream kek
>>1025592 Gen 1 has a lot of coverage so I'll request for gen 2 this time Sinthya O1
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>>1025592 >The exception to this rule is alternate forms Ghost Girl 4G getting a Ghost Ahegao Ghost if that is okay.
Archive links for the previous thread. >>>/vag/77
>>1025638 this is very acceptable
>>1025509 >>1022998 I'm late to reply but I love this more than words can express. Thank you for taking my character suggestions drawfriend
>>1025651 im really glad you like it, i need to do a south park piece soon. i keep putting it off.
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for me, it's mercy modiste
>>1025661 just make sure the Canadians are Canadian
My color like my wife as it should be
>>1025686 God's favourite
>>1025690 I got brown-ish. God blessed me too.
>>1025592 I would love to see Mara on 4E
>>1025592 Can I request a Sinthya A1?
twitch paying them?
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I shant be watching tw*tch streams unless they are multistreamed to my platform of choice >>1025735 Non-zero chance as always, but why wouldn't they pay literally anyone else first? Like the people already on their platform who they treat like shit?
wait what? november 29th? thats tomorrow
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goodbye Youtube, you were stinky
>>1025740 why do you hate twitch? a lot of girls like zenya, denpa etc use it, so it can't be that bad
Shibi and Sin were talking a bit about this. They don't plan to switch to twitch exclusively but they will occasionally stream stuff that isn't allowed on youtube like certain ASMR there. Shibi implied she might also do guerilla game streams there for games that don't tend to do well with the youtube algo anyway
>>1025731 >>1025732 but like why?
>>1025750 Twitch asked them too, mane-sans caved, probably cause holo did that deal, though that was a lot smaller then all the drama leading up to thought it was gonna be
1d20 = 19
>>1025749 Also it's not required that they use twitch they can continue to stream exclusively on youtube
twitch? more like BITCH
Anything that lets my ears be licked without worrying about my wife getting deplatformed is fine with me.
>>1025754 >probably cause holo did that deal Also part of the Cover deal was Twitch firing the admin that hated vtubers and kept banning them. Given that YT has been absolutely fucking batshit about spurious channel strikes recently I'm sure everyone in VAllure is relieved to know they have a monetized account on Twitch available to switch to if YT does randomly cut off their head for no reason.
>>1025731 >>1025732 I always thought streaming on twitch was a smart idea for VAllure. There's a lot of potential viewers there. I think dual streaming could work out. Twitch also still lets you do earlicking asmr, while YT flips a coin whether or not they will ban you for it. Also Willo has apparently been missing Twich.
>>1025768 >Also part of the Cover deal was Twitch firing the admin that hated vtubers and kept banning them. is this real
>>1025768 >Also part of the Cover deal was Twitch firing the admin that hated vtubers and kept banning them. while I fully believe that admin existed, this sounds like fanfic unless you have any proof
Honestly the way youtube has been fucking people with strikes I’m not surprised I just hope they keep vods on youtube because the ads for vods on twitch are abysmal
>>1025771 >>1025782 My source is that multiple of the VAllure girls mentioned that specifically in members leading up to this. At least 3 of the ones I watch. It's probably a talking point the Twitch team used to sell VAllure on the switch.
>>1025771 >>1025782 I see a lot of videos and posts about it but I haven't found an article yet so I don't know
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>>1025746 Ceru's PLs streamed exclusively on twitch, so I have a good bit of experience on the "watching" end of things. YT's stream interface is leagues better, has functioning adblock, keeps VODs for longer than 1 month (I like to go back to some ASMR VODs, sue me) and doesn't fuck up when you alt-tab away from it. "But you don't get ads from subscribed streams anyway" I don't care, principles. You also sometimes still get ads, and usually get them on VODs. I absolutely despise Twitch "stream culture" with the emote spam and the engagement farming via monetized systems, despise the fact Twitch tries to disincentivize lurking in streams or alt-tabbing away, and despise the """uneven""" moderation. The platform's continued fellatio of a terrorist enabling animal abuser and his clique whom all take money from China via fronts like Neville Singham to destabilize the United States as a fifth column doesn't help my opinion either. I will not use Twitch as a platform as it stands today without a major shift in how the site operates, both in active staff (moderation) and otherwise (the site's code itself).
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Immy kinda cute Immy kinda wife Immy kinda looks Like the love of my life!
i'll give it a month of them testing it out before forming a full opinion on it but i'm just going into this twitch era of vallure just not excited
>>1025798 BASED
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Watch out, we have rules now!
>>1025807 forgive me if i schizo out in the future if shibi streams more on twitch then yt cause of guerillas and shit, fomo is bad enough as it is
I don't like twitch, the mandatory ad breaks are annoying and it doesn't keep VODs long term. I will watch ASMR on there if I have to but I will probably watch them as VODs to avoid the ads
>>1025812 We have rules already, look in the description of literally any stream.
>>1025812 Never read the YT descriptions anon, you'll be shocked
How does VAllure already have the check mark?
>>1025798 that's fair. there's actually something else i prefer about youtube, it lets you go through your history and delete old comments and messages in stream chats. twitch doesn't let you do that, even if you delete your twitch account, i think it keeps your messages forever.
>>1025824 Twitch made a deal with them they're all/most got partner already so you can sub to them
For anyone seeing ads on twich: https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions >>1025826 Woah. VAllure moving up in the world.
>>1025814 No problem brother, we'll help you out when or if it happens.
>>1025797 I don't like twitch but if Immy's gonna be there I'll use it...
I just hope they don't overdo it with the twitch integrations. Some twitch streams are legitimately impossible for me to watch. I fucking hate loud as fuck sound effects like metal pipes being spammed by randoms.
>>1025842 >I fucking hate loud as fuck sound effects like metal pipes being spammed by randoms. i doubt that they'll do those, especially if they're planning to do asmr streams on there.
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>>1025825 I additionally forgot a few points in my disposition to YT instead of any other platform: -Twitch playback is buggy as fuck and intended to not exist, I can just watch a stream hours behind on YT if playback is enabled (it is for every stream I've watched). -I can watch VODs at any time with a UI that is easy to navigate. My real life schedule isn't perfect for any stream or streamer, so I often have to watch VODs the next day/over the next few days and Twitch's VOD UI is atrocious to deal with. >>1025829 That doesn't remove the mandatory adbreaks in the stream itself; you just get the same experience of a subscriber where you have downtime every so often instead of watching the content you're there for. Any blocker is a Band-Aid on a bullet wound, it doesn't fix the underlying issue.
I hope they at least upload the VODs to Youtube, Twitch's system sucks.
I don't like twitch. I will not watch twitch streams.
i like youtube better because i can't always be glued to the stream all the team, sometimes i gotta pause or rewatch segments and watch at 2x speed to catch up, also twitch audience is cancer but cant fault these girls for wanting to grow / feeling punished by youtube, twitch just aint for me
>>1025842 Very nice much this, twitch would be fine but all the childness "loud noises equals funny" bull shit makes it unwatchable.
As someone who has an ex oshi on twitch. It really ain't that bad.
Randoms are annoying everywhere. Use peer pressure to force them to conform. Unless they hit the algo big time and we become vastly outnumbered
>>1025864 if twitch does any sort of announcement for them doing their relay it's gonna be a shit show.
>>1025870 VAllure on da front page baby.
>>1025864 What's worse, youtube randoms or twitch randoms?
>>1025864 Occasionally random vtubers get on the twitch front page and it causes big numbers for a while.
>>1025870 Don’t put that evil on us
>>1025873 Twitch randoms can be pleasant but they tend to be somewhere between annoying and straight up assholes. It's a different audience compared to youtube
>>1025873 twitch randoms just cause of the random channel emotes and the fact that big streamers do that browse channels shit to fill time and their "fans" are fucking retarded and spam shit and hate people for no fucking reason, the fact asmon's trogs raided miwa as an example >>1025875 twitch already gave them a deal, don't blame me if it happens.
>>1025873 yt randos imo, way more pajeets and poors there that have default accounts simply because google owns everything
>>1025899 >way more pajeets You didn't spend much time in twitch ASMR streams, did you?
Shitter meme, kinda brain wormy I hope you’re ready for vedal to raid your oshi and completely gentrify the fanbase overnight I’d be lying if I said I want just the tiniest bit anxious
>>1025903 I watch loads of asmr on both platforms
>>1025904 This will be mitigated by the fact most of the girls only plan to use Twitch for specific types of streams. Normal YT streams should be relatively unfazed even if the worst comes to pass.
>>1025904 Can they turn raids off?
>>1025914 Or have a whitelist for people they do allow to raid?
>>1025904 oh god ya there's that too
<VAllure Staff if you're here. Can you make a post telling us which girls are streaming in the relay and what time they start. Like you normally do each time. We only know of Immy and Sinthya so far.
>>1025914 >>1025916 Twitch has that yeah but some streamers there are assholes. They might implicitly encourage their fans to raid streams or the fans will just take it upon themselves to do it. I think the girls are still relatively obscure there that it might not be a problem for now but as they get bigger it might become an issue.
>>1025914 Even if they could they won't. Unfortunately we're just gonna have to deal with Twitch randos shitting up the fan base for awhile.
>>1025908 The audience is much more "contained" on YT vs. Twitch via who is in it in my experience. Twitch still houses a massive amount of horny teenagers from Islamic countries who goon to ASMR streams because of content laws in their nations; it's why hot tub streams were allowed for so long, Twitch was raking in mad cash from oil princes' sons (and sometimes the princes themselves). Ceru had a lot of these tourists in her ASMR streams, she doesn't get that on YT, even when she did a stream on her main channel.
God I’m so stressed about it but I’d be way less stressed if stronny posted her puffy pink nipples with minimal blur I think that’s the only way I’d be ok with the twitch stuff
>>1025929 Thank you egg lady
>>1025592 Ponimmy A2 please
>>1025849 More ear licking for me
Another annoying thing is now I have 3 chats to constantly monitor in case my oshi chats in them.
>>1025991 What's the third?
>he doesn't know
>>1025993 Oh, you mean the pussycam feed during the weekly personal masturbation sessions. I don't really consider it a chat since it's so intimate. My bad.
>>1025998 werent we not suppose to talk about those?
>>1025992 twitch chat, free chat, and the chat for whatever the next stream is going to be
>>1026005 I was overlooking upcoming stream chat. Thanks for clarifying.
why can these bitches (affectionate) never stfu when the organizer is explaining shit
>>1025914 I'm going to be completely honest with you here. Our girls are too big of numberfags to turn that off.
Scuff is the hardest boss in the game.
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>chat finally became considerate and well-behaved >now she'll have to stream on the shitter that is modern twitch goddammit
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Mara uploaded the Hivesly VOD from yesterday
>>1026069 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Mercy just doesn't stream on twitch at all
>>1026069 she can multi stream and just ignore the twitch chat although usually it's the inverse from what i have seen
when i checked stronny's twitch chat earlier i saw some people subscribe and talk about getting the founder badges lol
Quetzu is talking about twitch stuff btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJBktZxpMCA
I don't know anything about Nightrein but it looks like Ceru and Stronny are doing well with their run?
Ceru and Stronny killed the dragon! 37 minute-ish time
>>1026102 something about quetzu's voice and laughter makes me angry, i can't watch her
>>1026027 The girls will probably have to if they want to keep the no-males rule intact. Twitch streamers probably won't respect that rule and might deliberately break it if they are given the opportunity.
>>1026158 she's been at 66.3 for weeks
the fact that they didn't even have a plan in place on what to do for vods for people that cant watch live and they are only now asking is.... somewhat concerning
Icey returns for the relay >>1026176 Wrong account. It's Willowwildfire_
>>1026176 Willo's channel has an underscore at the end. Someone was squatting on her channel. https://www.twitch.tv/willowildfire_
>>1026178 >>1026179 Ah, well, that's better than what I feared at least. Dumb that it has to be that way though.
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>>1026079 >goes live >moans heavily into the mic >gets suspended >"welp sorry guys guess we'll just have to stay on youtube"
Why is stronnys stream members only?
>>1026188 Performance anxiety
>>1026188 Ceru is streaming the team's pov. Most teams only have 1 pov.
Icey
Snowpaws
is
not
a
rapper
but
she
is
cute
mercy modiste
was
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good evening i love my beautiful wives >>1025592 succubus azura G1 please >>1025732 twitch can suck my fat cock and if its just being used for ASMR i'm not watching
>>1026176 Hopefully Willo is able to get that account name transferred to her. You're able to subscribe to everyone other than her right now.
>>1025769 We're receiving conflicting reports
are you excited for icey tomorrow
>>1026343 needs a fat futa cock
>>1026339 one combo was enough for now little snippet
>>1026338 I kneel
>>1026352 This, but Shibi
Icey Snowpaws IS a rapper. She rapped really well in her original song!
>>1026369 Watch this anon, then you'll understand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn9oXl9tyG0
>>1026369 she hasnt said the n word even once, she is a fake rapper
>>1026338 Ignore me then. I don't watch Willo much, I was going off entirely what another person said. >>1026343 Yea, I'm excited for the return of ear licking. What would make it even better, is if they all joined the call in the final stream and did a countdown.
>>1026374 we need "polar bear whispers the n-word in your ears" ASMR
>>1026388 Music streams are probably the best use case for twitch, I think their copyright system is nowhere near as annoying as youtube's so it's possible for the girls to have copyrighted music in the background during streams. Immy could use twitch for art streams like that
>>1026373 I see (Snowpaws) >>1026343 I'm ready to be licked
>>1026388 i am very looking forward to mercy radio
Cersea Soulstorm is next in the Nuzlocke relay, she has the 8th and final Gym before the Elite 4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEynFjl8yec
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>>1026388 We are so back
>>1026338 Based. She's said multiple times she misses Twitch but there's a 100% chance of past life shitters making things difficult for her if she streams there.
>>1026416 I see you bitch don't be ashamed I feel the same way
>>1026369 anal SPOOOOOORE
>>1026416 you have no reason to be ashamed for that
I think you guys need to chill. You are always stressing out when VAllure does something new. Everything will be ok.
I think you guys aren't freaking out enough. You are always stressing out when VAllure does something new, which is good cause things always go wrong. Everything will NOT be ok
take it easy. what's the worst that could happen?
>>1026449 Don't ask that.
>>1026449 they become gamers
>>1026416 I'm sure this won't be terrible, I hope it won't be at least, but I am gonna have low level brainworms about this until I see how it all pans out >>1026449 Delete your post
Don't listen to that Immy. Listen to the Flopie in the spa.
everyone remain cautiously optimistic
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i will be capriciously autistic
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>>1026458 >will
TWITCH JUST ANNOUNCED THAT EVERY VTUBER MUST COLLAB WITH A MALE IF THEY WANNA STAY PARTNERED. EVERYONE PANIC ITS FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!
>>1026469 That male? Me
>>1026469 I volunteer to collab with Immy IRL and naked
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>>1026469 my first sexual intercourse collab with azura will be monday 12/01 please look forward to it
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>>1025798 >I will not use Twitch as a platform as it stands today without a major shift in how the site operates, both in active staff (moderation) and otherwise (the site's code itself). ditto, sadly
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SHIBI DONT LEAVE US ALONE WITH STRANGE WOMEN
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>>1026489 >buy 50 dollar model from chinese sweatshop in harbin >get vtube studio >get generic assets for transitions i still hope you attend my creampie marathon collab
>>1026422 Cersea is live
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>>1026496 >>1026497 A PARTNERED MALE VTUBER MADE BEFORE NOVEMBER 2025
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>>1026501 you cant keep making caveats to this, faggot, or else it doesnt work
>>1026501 >constantly rewriting rules and moving the goalpost oh shit, you really are twitch staff
>>1026501 Now what?
pls don't viewbot the first girl in the relay
>>1026513 I thought twitch implemented that anti-view botting shit that exposed a bunch of streamers?
>>1026513 >view bot every twitch stream >but turn it off for the streams i dont like this is how i groom shibi and immy into never playing marvel rivals again
>>1026515 The issue with their "anti-view botting" is that it considers anyone not active in chat as a bot, and therefore doesn't count them. So if you're watching something and just not engaging in chat you don't exist.
Ceru and Stronny's team won the tournament!
Sasuke is in Cersea's chat
>>1026523 Pro gamer corpo
>>1026524 now that's a name I never thought I'd see again
>>1026524 He hasn't roped yet?
>>1026524 How has that nigger not killed himself in shame, genuinely?
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>>1026524 i pretend i do not see it
>>1026524 Least it's not Gabe
sasuke was secretly tobbs and you guys bullied him out of /vag/ forever....
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>>1026553 Take that back Sasuke would never like someone as autistic (read: ungroomable) as Tobs
>>1025872 shibi just confirmed this is happening
whos sasuke no im not a newfag i legit forgot who he was
>>1026590 icey made him sleep on the couch for watching another vallure girl and he had a public melty
>>1026590 >not a newfag hmmm... meh, w/e, picrel
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>>1026594 >>1026593 thank you for the refresher, guess the ninja way was too much for him so oshihen-ing was the next best thing man it was fun to see the girls call out cheaters publicly
willo isn’t using twitch because she stopped doing anything remotely lewd nearly 2 months ago so there’s no reason for her to do asmr there
>>1026524 He’s completed his training after his sharingan awakened
>>1026635 Some of the girls plan to play video games there, no?
>>1026765 Please ignore the threadshitter But yes, I know Shibi has said her usual Hero Shooter/ Night Reign guerillas will be on Twitch since spamming those has hurt her Algo in the past. I think Azura and Quetzu have also said they'd be doing game stuff on Twitch as well.
>>1025509 I just realised. Op forgot the 5th smiling friend Dolly Dimpley.
I won’t be able to catch the relay tomorrow will someone here record them?
>>1027033 Most of the girls will be uploading ASMR vods to their Fansly pages free to followers.
>>1027033 I'll try to archive them. Twitch is annoying to archive for a number of reasons but I already do archive twitch VODs
>>1027033 The twitch vods should be up for at least a month anyways. Unless they specifically have them turned off in the settings.
>>1027042 Cool >>1027051 Thanks dad >>1027066 I just wanted to make sure just incase they do something erotic~
>>1026422 I can't stay up longer for the nuzlocke but so far Cersea: Caught a Spheal Caught a Sableye Caught a Chinchou She taught Shakira the Sharpedo a number of HM moves to use in the field She leveled up Big Eep the Lileep and taught it a few TMs to make it more viable as a grass type
Good night, omegalul
>>1027066 Twitch vods stay up for 2 weeks and 4 weeks if they're partners.
>>1026635 why is she in vallure
I know it’s obvious but I haven’t gotten to do it in a while UNO
This took so long because I've been suffering from a heatwave lol.
>>1027543 what does UNO mean in this context? i know it's a card game
>>1027620 that's so good! and totally accurate! i miss my wife uuuuu
>>1027620 I love this! My only comment is that, while cute, the ears to the sides make him look like a monkey... ears on top are a very distinctly "bear trait." still super duper cute though. totally canon now!
>>1027629 Have to agree with the ears, if they were on top it'd be perfect, otherwise it's very cute.
Quetzu fixed her asmr mic
>>1027629 Agreed
>>1027629 >>1027631 >>1027637 Putting the ears on top is what I tried first but I just personally didn't like it. I recall with the first design I actually tried it like 3-4 times and it just didn't work. I personally think the sideway ears helps balance out the head and nicely juxtaposes with Icey.
>>1027646 Maybe instead of right on top, try putting them at 3 and 9 o'clock where it's more of a large open V. Honestly with it being blue though, it doesn't bother me being on the side. .
>>1027620 SAVED i love it so much. sorry about the heatwave, im a shivering ice cube over here.
i will record icey's twitch stream, probably not anyone else's. i have twitch turbo so i can record it without ads
>>1027653 Thanks. Enjoy your Icey weather.
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Cute new emots.
>>1027620 It looks awesome!
i need a reach around from icey
https://x.com/QuetzuSolscale/status/1994734602276004285 Quetzu was talking into the wrong hole on her ASMR mic the entire time. Quetzu...
the wrong hole you say?
>>1025509 Should we update the OP to include their twitch channels too now? The anon that manages the carrds could add them instead I guess
>>1027620 Amazing work! I look so good!
>>1026422 >>1027328 Cersea beat Juan the gym leader of Sootopolis She streamed for 7 1/2 hours with a lot of it grinding levels. Big Eep also evolved into Cradily.
>>1027766 is the last part of the pokemon relay today (even though there's also a twitch relay?)
>>1027767 Last part is today Rowa Arctos of V&U I didn't realize but it starts in 45 minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifrd_Kuw4Co
Good morning. Today my little sis is gonna tongue fuck my ears
>>1027802 It's been a while since she was able to go all out in ASMR, I'm really looking forward to it even with it being on twitch.
i hope everyone has fun with the asmr today. as usual the sleep now takes me
>>1027805 if they wanted to go all out they should go on rplay tbh, but twitch is probably more lucrative.
Did mane-san say when the relay was gonna start?
>>1027810 noon EST (1 hour) on sinthya's channel
>>1027805 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't excited to get full on ear licks and kisses. I'll be cautiously optimistic >>1027806 Goodnight brother, sleep tight. Azura dreams >>1027810 12pm est. With sinthya I believe
they're gonna replace us all with twitch ASMR tourists we need to close the borders and keep them out
>>1027806 goodnight bro Azu dreams >>1027809 Management so far has said no to rplay. Twitch was likely a compromise. It also makes more sense because twitch is much more popular than rplay
>>1027820 You don't really need to worry about that type of viewer. They usually never chat and don't watch any stream that isn't ASMR.
>>1027809 Mane-san doesn't seem particularly knowledgeable, I really doubt they would've allowed twitch if not for Hololive starting to work with them
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Good morning /vag/ I don't care who twitch sends or how much mane-san and her subordinates shill it /here/, I'm not using their dogshit website. "Lipstick on a pig" et al.
They posted the schedule for the twitch ASMR relay https://x.com/VAllureOfficial/status/1994808555812393235 Sinthya leading off the relay https://www.twitch.tv/sinthyasanguine
>>1027821 I don't recall if one of the girls said it, or I heard another creator talk about rplay, but they are definitely sus with their payment system; they do it with PayPal directly to creators which shouldn't be possible since it's not just nsfw audios people have there. Honestly, I'm with management on this one. Why use rplay if they can use fansly? And anything else can be youtube and twitch. There's a way our girls can probably get and bring more twitch people to youtube, and anyway, a way for them to earn more money.
>>1027892 it's definitely a sus website, they allow things like loli and incest that payment processors definitely aren't happy about. how do they do that
>>1027892 Because they're screwing over whatever talents end up getting stuck with the loli models. Or they're like Immy who are assigned a fetish that they can't even engage with on Fansly. Enough other creators use it and Shibi had a long chat with their CEO, I would have no concerns with them using it.
>>1027873 Sinthya is live on the purple telly
Shibi said the girls were supposed to be on the front page? Was Twitch screwing up or was she wrong about that?
I had a dream that they got super popular from twitch and then the vag thread on half chan got huge and we got replaced… goodmorning everyone >>1027897 No one does their fetish on fansly their niche is for patreon they’ve said that
i went to the front page of twitch to check and found out they are doing some strange shit over there
>>1027905 they should've been told the time but it's probably only gonna be an hour or so
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>>1027914 >No one does their fetish on fansly Ceru
>>1027923 Oh fair enough I’ve only watched Stronny and Shibi
>>1027932 gg vallure
>>1027932 Makes sense, Sinthya's stream had an adult content warning on it before it started. In a way I prefer it that way though it keeps mouthbreathers out
>>1027930 Stronny doesn't do Hypnosis on Fansly because its also banned. Couldn't do it if she wanted.
>>1027932 So I guess it’s true twitch is doing a big vtuber push then? I’m not ready for quesos unrestricted asmr
when icey starts streaming im going to cum
Hey guys I’m not so mad about the twitch thing anymore
>there's a chat where I am guaranteed to not have to interact with the ceruposter or the retarded mercposter(s) Stronny this is the best thing you've ever done
>>1027945 Literally coming out of lurking to second that.
The girls gotta tweak Nightbot on twitch a bit, its timing out users for using too many emotes
>>1027945 >>1027956 are you guys paid by vallure
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when i mercpost
>>1027959 I do it for free
MEDIC!
>>1027959 It’s the same guy dummy
I made it! I woke up in time, my ear is being eaten.
>>1027959 >>1027965 Yes I'm Vallure intern #4 Mel Keetits, nice to meet you! Assistant to Gina.
Icey on the purple telly.
Sin is overlapping Icey a bit https://www.twitch.tv/iceysnowpaws
>>1027974 oh no now there's 2 people tonguing me the train has crashed
She was meant to end 4 mins ago...
>>1027980 She might not have gotten a notification that Icey was going live it didn't give me one either
>>1027936 can't wait for the eventual >uhm @Twitch these vtubers are doing NSFW adult content on your platform this is not pogchamp tweets
>>1027984 twitch notifications are always delayed for me
Icey ear licks
she lick hot fire, but she's not a rapper
Reeflings have Stronny on a level 10 hype train despite not being online. I have no idea what this means but it's getting Stronny riled up and is amusing.
Shibi enjoying those polar bear ear licks...
the mods and shibi got gifted subs
I didnt realize how much I missed having Icey around
>>1028000 yeah she can take the frustration she's getting from this out on me. Sexually
Icey kisses are nice.
the emotes... I can actually make out what they are
>>1028020 Icey still has me for 3 mins.
Is this a safe space to say that stronnys asmr mic settings are atrocious and always have been?
Time to be ear raped by mummeh.
>>1028032 I have no idea how audio works the mic just like peaks though
>>1028032 nevermind I forgot she closed them
Also I didn’t mean to word it that harshly but after the last two you can’t tell me you don’t hear the difference
>>1028028 some of the girls 100% have some bad setups, but Stronny aint one of them imo
>>1028028 this is C-Suite level ASMR
i like how stronny's eyes glow
>>1028033 ok I do agree shes peaking the mic a bit
>>1028033 I do hear it peaking when she does the ear licks, I don't know a ton about audio equipment but I think the audio compressor needs to be adjusted to fix that.
>>1028045 all streamers should be running limiters at minimum the simple way to deal with it compression can mess things up if you don't know what you're doing
I think the audio popping is because she’s shoving her tongue in the ear directly against the mic inside now that I think about it lmao
>>1028062 She does like tongue punching the ears.
>>1028067 freaky
Icey melted my brain and hardened my cock
Pinky earlicking asmr is good...
are you turned on by this
This brat with a fake out countdown... Also Shibi is now live https://www.twitch.tv/shibicottonbum
rowa is still live with the pokemon finale if anyone cares https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifrd_Kuw4Co
God shibis perfect at this… im still sad she doesn’t do brat correction it would be peak
I love Shibi's wet mouth.
>>1028114 I've been watching it on the side. Rowa is really good at the game she's mostly been grinding levels and teaching moves to her team so it's been very chill so far.
I'm gonna need Mercy to do a countdown.
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>>1028151 i shall cum immediately if she does
>>1028155 >cum immediately I dont think you know how countdowns work bro
>>1028161 knowing's only half the battle
>>1028194 I love this woman
That Ceru asmr was probs my fav so far. Also the begging asked from Immy, was pretty hot.
shibi is horny posting again, all is right with the world
it was me, i made her horny
>>1028211 One more day
Shibi Alt Tweet. Ear Licking has her riled up
>>1028215 technology has gone just far enough
>>1028215 The cunny bunny is in heat now that NNN is ending.
>>1028215 My script for twitter wasn't working so I couldn't download the video right away https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2631150986
is it cheating if i impregnate a bunny? wait this isnt the google search engine
>>1028221 sorry but she's already pregnant with me
>>1028227 Wait are you the baby or the father? Or both?
>>1028229 she's also the baby, we share the womb together, her womb, i'm also the father
Need daughtersistermotherwife cunny...
You are late goat.
>Bye bye >Love you <SO MANY KISSES AND LICKS
still hate Twitch but earlicking being back on the menu is pretty nice I hope they're cool with little sis RP too
>>1028256 so many kisses I loved it
>>1028257 >cool with little sis RP You already know the answer.
>>1028257 They probably aren't okay with it but at least for now they don't care. Zenya has a similar theme and she's been streaming on twitch for some time so maybe it's fine.
>>1028262 >>1028267 Fair enough I hope that they're desperate enough to restore their sinking reputation that they're willing look the other way when Immy does little sis RP
>>1028269 >desperate enough to restore their sinking reputation >willing to ignore platforming incest RP These don't compute for business-minded people considering the card company debacle a few months ago. Think with something other than your cock.
>>1028272 I'll never stop thinking with my cock.
>>1028257 they're ok with little sis RP in general but probably not if you make it sexual
guys dont worry, when i become a billionaire i will make my own streaming platform, i will pay vallure $1,000/hour to stream there, no restrictions, anybody uttering the phrase poggers or begging for ara aras will have a drone strike sent to their location, and i will give every /vag/got who supports me in my journey a choice of either a limousine or atomically accurate modeled onahole of their oshi, trust
>>1028286 Is the limousine supposed to be like the ugly friend in the group that makes everyone feel better, because no one's picking it over the oshihole
>>1028289 the limos are also filled with onaholes of your oshi, but you question the ethics of the company that sold them to you and they smell like burnt plastic
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>>1028286 Make sure you make "thank you for the x" a bannable offense as well It just ruins the atmosphere when the girl mid-stream in ASMR goes "thank you for the bitties" or "thanks for the subs" and it's blatant groomerbait on the part of the site itself >atomically accurate For this to be the case, you'd have to give me an exact copy of her, down to "being made of flesh."
>>1028314 Did he stutter?
>>1028315 No, I just doubt anon would throw his money away into living, breathing clones of women to be given away.
That stream was really fucking good. God damn Azura is good at asmr.
Cozychuu has been watching the girls I saw her in Immy's chat earlier too, cute friend
>>1028314 it sounds like you would be happier if the girls made pre-recorded content rather than interactive live streams where they can talk to a chat full of men
This maid is sexually assaulting my ears. How do I report her to HR? >>1028329 It's cute. Cozychuu does some nice asmr too.
>>1028335 wait til you find out what her boss does
>>1028286 Godspeed businessling. I'll take my unburnt onahole... It should be immy scented instead
>>1028332 I would be happier if streams weren't interrupted by chatters buying attention. What I want is "ignore them in the moment, let them build up in a list, and thank them all at the end."
I won’t lie to you boys in terms of a voice made for asmr maras got it holy shit I always forget how she sounds
>>1028314 You mean like what’s happened right this instant? I get it
>>1028347 She does have a pretty nice accent too.
damn 1500 viewers
>>1028360 Was that all the Momocita raid or did they finally get the front page feature?
>>1028360 She got a raid from I think it was momocitavt? With 3000 viewers
>>1028363 It was pretty much all the Momocita raid.
I'm extending my VAllure universe if you know what I mean
>>1028402 Scared her starting soon screen might be too much thighs for Twitch's sensitive little eyes
No words. Just right into the kissing lol.
Kind of weird to see the snippets with normal teeth
>>1028402 MY WIIIIIIIIFE she better not do anything crazy there is only a day left I’m hanging on by a thread
>>1028420 The laughter is barely being contained
It might just be too easy to dominate the twitch ASMR landscape. All you gotta do is lick and not have fifty things on the screen.
I love my wife’s ear shattering kisses
why the fuck does the gifted shit become a pop up on the stream even with the chat closed?
>>1028442 Its a setting they have to turn off.
All the VAllure girls are here to enjoy the latina licks
>sanguine >mara >azura im now realizing stronny named a bunch of vallure girls after elder scrolls deities...
>>1028451 It is the treasure of vallure
>>1028458 Didn't Stronny say she was kicked off the naming team for gen 2
>>1028463 Yeah kek
i want this tongue on me
Oh man oh man I love my wife
>Me and you when? https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1994886967461646670 What did Azura mean by this?
Mercy Put on Nipple cream for this orally
Snippets is she usually this.. pale?
>>1028484 it's the contrast with the snippets and quetzu
This is kinda erotic in a weird way
>>1028494 it's her first time, that makes it extra erotic
>>1028494 Her being out of breath is kinda doing it for me
>>1028458 >TES names for 1/4 the company To be fair "sanguine" literally means "blood" in Latin (Sin's a vampire), Mara is a real name going back millennia and the name Azura comes from the Bible (daughter of Adam and Eve, sibling to Cain and Abel), so they're not explicit TES references. >she named herself "asshole" >"girl colored cerulean, that's her name" >"what name do we need for a polar bear? Don't they live in a place that's icy? That's the name" Stronny...
>Mercy getting worn out from licking Snippets, have you guys not been training her?
>>1028506 cramps for weeks
>>1028506 >>1028507 Was gonna say, she's been bed ridden for like 2 months
Stronny is live again https://twitch.tv/StronnyCuttles
>>1028542 plot twist
>>1028542 just for the love of the game?
bro got called out
<turns into a degradation train
>>1028507 Maybe she was feeling shy being a 4view and wants to be a bit more intimate with just the Solmates
Stronny is obligated to give us a countdown now for the 5 hours of ASMR.
rate the relay +extra Stronny stream
>>1028578 11/12, Shibi made me rock hard
>>1028578 I liked all of them. My fav was still Ceru, But Azura and Mara's was great too. I think I will go back and listen to them again.
>>1028585 Oh yeah 10/10
>>1028565 Am I retarded or having a stroke I don’t understand this at all
>>1028578 100/100 our girls are the best
>>1028589 >Am I retarded or Yes
>>1028578 All of the segments were excellent but a bit short (can't really be helped when there's 11 of them). Had fun, love my little sis and her friends
Oh he just has bad aim
>>1028589 Just to clarify, I meant she may have been a bit shy being in front of a much larger audience. My suspicion being that she might be going again to be a bit more intimate when its just her normal solmates in the chat.
>>1028578 I dare say, it was wonderful
>My schedule for the upcoming week! Feels weird to have a schedule after I was an ill mother 😤 we are on the donothon grind goals, and we are back on Pupsly this week too! BARKBARKBARK >WAIT I JUst realised the Friday streams will be on Saturday instead… WHOOPS XOX https://x.com/CeruFoxhound/status/1994901486363394346
>>1028578 It seemed like everyone had a good time today, perfect marks. Immy made me tingle and I'm looking forward to what else she'll be able to do there. I may not like twitch itself but it was a good time today
Burp anon are you listening to this ASMR?
>>1028613 >pic When is Azura doing a Three 6 Mafia karaoke stream >>1028618 >only 2 actual streams this week pain I don't find "haha I'm suffering" streams enjoyable at all, I don't know why streamers do them as "rewards" for donothons.
they already created the twitch accounts before their debut, thinking and planning ahead so it surprises me that willo's account was snatched by someone
>>1028602 Her stomach growled towards the end and she said she was so nervous, she couldn't eat. Pretty sure she was the most nervous of them all, especially since her asmrs on youtube are more soft talking.
>>1028679 IIRC Willo's name went though a few changes pre-debut. Her original first name was "Willow" but was changed and her last name was like "Wildfyre" or something like that but because it was similar to Idol EN's new gen at the time they changed it too.
Rowa beat the Elite 4 and the Champion Wallace
>>1028703 Nice to see the starter live to the end.
>>1028703 Her final team Pass (Swampert) MagNCheese (Magneton) Turkey!!!! (Absol) Chugus (Shedinja) Blindboi (Crobat) Hariyama (Himothy)
>>1028714 for me, it's Smash
>>1028703 rina put so much effort into gyarados and it died at some point lol
so who were the casualties and who killed who?
>>1028724 Stronny, Immy, Isla, Cersea, and Rowa didn't lose any pokemon from their teams I believe. Sinthya lost Paddy (Lotad) Rina lost Dudette (Geodude), Thrill (Marill), Squidward (Tentacool) and Gobble (Swellow) Zenya lost Tuboflard (Gyarados), Gacha (Wurmple), Chomper (Trapinch) Piper lost BirdUp (Pelipper) 9 pokemon died in the run.
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Despite some of the doomposting, I'm happy today went well and the girls can use Twitch for (mostly) whatever they want. Just as long as they continue to avoid TwitchCon. If they go next year then I'm going nuclear.
>>1028820 almost every con has orgies
>>1028825 Caught
>>1028828 nuhuh
>>1028820 ok hear me out if stronny sets up a booth and gives every certified reefling (needs to provide proof that they've been a subscriber for at least a year) five minutes alone with her, i'm fine with that... she could serve about 100 reeflings in one day, if the con is 2-3 days that's 200-300 lucky reeflings
>>1028846 Reeflings do you claim this man? cuck
>>1028846 yeah I'm sure her bf will be down with that
>>1028846 I honest to God probably have a Madonna complex. I like the thought of vtubers hosting big fan orgies at conventions, but can't for the life of me ever put Shibi in that scenario.
>>1028861 i don't want this for the other girls, just stronny
no i do not condone for my gf (stronny) to do a sex booth at an anime con
Today's survey is for Harelots only you can answer if you want otherwise, but it has an intended audience. Yes, I am racist. The rest of you get your turn later, I'm testing the waters to see if it's even worth doing. >you're a teacher >one of your students, Shibi Cottonbum, is a right brat with a horrible attitude >it's finally time for parent/teacher conferences, you're prepared to have a long conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Cottonbum about their daughters' behavior >Her mom walks in, gives you this look, and puts her foot in your crotch before she starts talking >"So, how has my daughter been, hun? I sure hope she hasn't gotten on your nerves too much, or else I'd have to offer you something in apology. Maybe a free trip to Wonderland? Or would you rather take out your anger on her, I can arrange that..." Harelot, wat do
The furthest I would go is a Stronny Feet n Greet.
>>1028892 Depends, is this a normal version of the Cottonbum family or Shibi's fucked up hot incest version where everyone in the Cottonbum family is fucking each other.
>>1028907 Dealer's choice, whichever you prefer
>>1028913 If it's Shibi's version, then I'm 1000% asking for a threesome with Mrs. Cottonbum and Shibi. I'm also adding Shibony and Shibethany in the mix too since they live together and will hear us fucking. I'm greedy
>>1028892 bibbity boppity boo nakadashi in mother and daughters wombs (im a teacher at hogwarts so i have wizard powers)
>>1028892 can it be both? deal with the brat at wonderland while mrs. cottonbum watches and joins in.
now that the dust has settled, did vallure's twitch debut go as well as stronny hoped?
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>>1028990 flawlessly
>>1028892 One Shibi oyakodon please, waiter
>>1028990 If I'm being honest, from a numerical standpoint the lack of front page probably tanked the numbers they were wanting to get. But, despite that, it was still a very successful relay for what it was especially with the mid-relay raid, and it was a ton of fun on top of it all, so I'll take it as a huge win overall.
>>1029032 >lack of front page at least the tradition of any platform they're on fighting against them still remains
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>twitch happens >we backslide into con orgy discussions and numberfagging i hope it went well regardless but cmon man >>1028471 i will never be a young man raped by a thick woman and this vexes me (i guess it depends on when your definition of young man ends)
>>1029146 They were uno posters. I wouldn't pay attention to con orgy discussion. If you didn't watch the twitch streams you should watch Azura's part at some point. It was very good.
Also I just remembered. As a heads up. >It sounds like Stronny won't be archiving her twitch streams anywhere once twitch deletes them.
>>1029178 i knew stronny hated lurkers, but vod bros too...
>>1029242 She said "the streams weren't worth uploading". I guess they will still be up for however long twitch keeps them.
this is what it would be like >>1029146
>>1029261 me on the right
>>1029261 me on the bottom
>Bye >Pookie >Love you <KISSES
>>1029261 >15 didn't cum >5 didn't even have sex Just blow your shit smooth off at that point. Also what the fuck is a fluffer?
>>1029295 Girl/guy on a porn set that keeps the guy hard between takes/scenes
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>>1029295 A fluffer is the girl whose job it is to suck the male pornstar's dick hard on a studio. In this case, its someone to make sure you're hard before you bang the gangbangee
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>>1029261 i think if i knew this was happening i'd move to a tibetan monastery and disconnect from all contact with the outside world and women
>>1029295 look man, i was having some performance anxiety ok and i thought i was gonna be into it but then i realized im 2dsexual, i just wanted to try being normal for a change
>>1029301 >>1029304 So 5 dudes blew their loads into some random girls mouth and then called it a day. I don't know how I'd go about my life after that.
>>1029322 better than the guys that didnt get any action at all
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>>1029295 Allow me to interject! "Fluffer" is a term used in the pornography industry for someone whose job is to keep the male performer's penis erect between scenes. In this context, it would be "girl who blows/jerks you off before you get to the main girl" so you aren't sitting there with a half-chub while the line behind you gets slightly more angry with your performance anxiety. It's gross. >>1029312 >Tibetan Mount Athos is in Greece. No woman has ever set foot in its monastery. They had a monk there whose mother died in childbirth, so he had never interacted with a woman in his entire life; his name was Michael Tolotos, he died in 1938.
>>1029261 15 guys showed up to the orgy and didn't even get to cum, what a waste of a trip
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>>1029333 the women part is optional, i think i'd just need a break from our life the alternate option is going mentally insane, so honestly, both options are equally appealing
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>>1029369 Unfortunately, that's a one way street with no return route, so instead consider a different approach because some of us would rather you not go that way, for both options. Consider buying an oversized coffee mug and doing the "women :coffee_mug:" meme instead when something upsets you.
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You know. Orgies/Gangbangs don't really sound all that appealing anymore.
>>1029301 oh so the hired pinpal
>>1029396 They were never appealing except as a fantasy right up until you blow your load.
>>1029401 the gay pinpals perished when she never said faggot
>>1029416 fucking hell...
>>1029416 She's making the Lovense prices super low for this stream. She's going to mind break....
>>1029396 >orgies basically regular sex but with 10 other people moaning into your ear >gangbangs regular sex but you gotta wait your turn maybe FFFM and such could work but you wouldn't be able to enjoy your oshi that much so not good either
>>1029423 oh man thanks for considering me and the other unworthy currently offline peasants not glued to the temporary chat anon pls keep me updated on future important exclusive shibi updates, ily!
Anyone /here/ going to play the new warframe update on the 10th?
>>1029546 I've been watching it too. It's fun but the pacing is real bad.
>>1029546 ive heard that its pretty different from classic adventure time which just means im glad they did the right thing for once and made their own show instead of changing something that already existed
>>1029606 It is. It's more slice of life and it's serialized. Most of it takes place in a separate reality. Also it's for teens so they can say some rude words.
>>1029638 >for teens >rude words DROPPED
Saying it again, Phyla has the sexiest pilot of gen 2
>>1029672 fuck I hope she takes a picture of her panties after this...
>>1029606 It’s pretty much adventure time but written by liberal white women with self inserts
>>1029672 She's on at least 14 now. Jesus christ, what a fucking stream.
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>>1029821 She's on what
>>1029823 She came at least 14 times by my counting. Possibly 15 or 16 though, I would need to consult instant replay. This was supposed to be a denial stream.
>>1029827 Im only going by the official counter
Easy way to defeat Azura. >Cover yourself in spicy noodles. >Intentionally get eaten. (May need to dress up as Mercy if she doesn't try eating you.) >You will destroy her tummy from within. >Then you'll be puked out safely. <Win
how many of the girls have puked on stream so far?
>>1029903 I think Mercy puked in the dog food eating stream. That's the only one I can think of though.
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>>1029909 2 so far, 10 to go then
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>>1029945 I'm going to be honest with you anon, I don't think all of the rest are going to even present the "opportunity" for vomiting on stream. Too many of them know how to mute their microphone.
>>1029968 How could VAllure be so cruel...
>>1029945 Immy has puked on stream but she muted it. Although another time she did record it and posted it to twitter
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>>1029968 >I don't think all of the rest are going to even present the "opportunity" for vomiting on stream a man can dream
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>>1029986 ...Am I the only one here who doesn't have a "women's digestive system functions" fetish of any kind?
Azu is being so squishy tonight, I love her...
>>1029993 Yeah but You also like bad games so it balances out
>>1029993 Joker poster is among them I just can’t prove it
>>1029404 Azura is streaming ASMR on twitch again.
https://x.com/QuetzuSolscale/status/1995004535325298854 Quetzu coming back for ear licks round two. Man, these girls sure missed this huh?
>>1030069 Makes sense. If youtube didn't piss itself over ASMR right before VAllure started I'm pretty sure we would've been getting ear licking asmr on the regular.
LATINA TUMMY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I liek twitch holy fuuuuuck
we're a hot tub corpo now...
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>>1029993 it's not a fetish i just think the noises are cute
>>1029993 i don't like it either i could be talked into some basic pissplay if the girl is really into it but anything past that is a hard no
I LOVE THIS FUCKING LATINA MY COCK FUUUUUUUUCK I CANTW AIT ANOTHIER DAY I HATE JOVEMMEVRT
Quetzu is a good whore
>>1030168 You forgot something
>>1030172 What did I forget?
This stream is pretty nice.
This stream is killing me.
God damn this woman has been kissing close to 2 and a half hours.
Quetzu countdown...
Stay strong brother
[Quetzu news] Quetzu has once streamed for 40 hours straight.
It has ended
>>1030273 It felt so nice, like a wife flirting with her husband.
good morning /vag/ I love my sister
>>1030514 good morning brother I also love my little sis
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this announcement stream better be okay or im hebben een serieus melty
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Good morning /vag/ >>1030041 >played War Thunder Pot, kettle, glass houses, etc. >>1030514 gm bro
It's Inis' birthday, Icey said she's gonna call in soon in like ~5 minutes https://www.twitch.tv/inislein https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1995176310704844963
>>1030653 Sorry am dumb I converted the time wrong, the call ins are in an hour
>>1030653 Shibi and Icey in chat For context with Shibi's comment Inis said she'll be here for a long time as long as she doesn't get hit by a car
[Sinthya] She fucked Benny.
The gap between Sinthya being an absolute loveable dork on stream to a complete maso-pig on Fansly is really hot.
And now she has ate Benny's corpse.
>>1030714 Turns out he is a fink, huh
>>1030653 Inis is nervous about the call ins and is asking her chat for ice breaker questions to ask Stronny >what is a good question to ask a prostitute guys? >wait I didn't mean it like that sorry that sounded way too harsh sorry sorry kek
>inis prepping for stronny's visit: "what are some questions I can ask a prostitute?"
>>1030725 german humor at its finest
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lovebytes, you do look like this, right?
>>1030653 Stronny is on
>>1030734 Stronny drew Inis' some art for her birthday >how cute look it even has a little boner that's so adorable >Stronny talks about her conspiracy theory around Dubai chocolate >Rich Princes from Dubai lure beautiful women to Dubai for disgusting sex acts >Believes the recent Dubai chocolate trend is meant to water down search results for Dubai and related search results
>>1030747 And also taking about the whole Trump/Bubba rumors. Discussed whether Trump blew a horse or blew a president, hard to say.
>>1030653 Stronny brought up that she played Nightreign recently and Inis asked to play with her Inis brought up that Stronny was the first one to call-in >Stronny: I can't believe you let a whore be your first time >Inis: Am I going to catch an STD
>>1030653 Also Icey is on now
Icey "Whore of the Month" Snowpaws...
Inis: I didn't know you were actually mentally ill I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Twitch randomly decided to give me a 3 minute ad break so I missed a lot of whatever was just said Inis and Icey want to play Roblox Dress to Impress and bully children
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Cute new emots second round.
70000 raped reeflings
>👉1st of December to 7th of December👈 >Thank you so much for 70k subscribers! The grind doesn't stop for us though! My voice is healing... kinda 😏I am SO excited for Wolfenstein as I have never played it before and it's a highly rated game! I am also showing my armpits if... that's your thing? 💚 https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1995200973363634229
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>>1030823 >Wolfenstein Old Blood She should play Return to Castle Wolfenstein instead, she'd unironically enjoy it more for its early 2000s built-for-consoles jank As long as she never plays Young Blood it's fine
>>1030823 god that fucking art her look-back, the chokered nape and bare shoulders I'm gonna go feral
>>1030823 >>1030848 did she already play new order and new colossus? i think both of those should be the ones to play of the bethesda titles
>>1030851 No she hasn't, she's never played a Wolfenstein game at all (on stream at least, ever would be something she'd have to confirm but I'd lean on yes because "I have never played it before" translates to "I've never played a game in this series" in Stronlish).
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>>1030862 i didnt read the "ive never played it before" because i am drinking. still i think if shes gonna do a modern wolfenstein new order is number one. i still have fond memories of the moon mission, london monitor, and concentration camp mission
>>1030907 tiktok metalhead harelots, now's your time
>>1030915 She found it.
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this is just a booth body asset why is it so hot on her
>>1030922 It suits her model perfectly it looks really good
>>1030925 >pierce the veil >metal ....
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>>1030868 I agree, New Order is the best of the Bethesda ones. I still have a major soft spot for 3D though because I am an old man who enjoys the absurdity of Mecha Hitler
>>1030975 I've heard people unironically refer to Nickelback as metal. Pierce the Veil is close enough
>>1031011 >Nickelback >metal God, I've had enough; send the meteor now
Good mornings lads I had a dream about my wife where I almost came it’s the final day I’m excited my balls hurt I hope your day has been going well
>>1031030 i had a nightmare last night that somebody stole my truck and i was stranded in the parking lot
>>1031030 Good morning brother. Good luck with the final stretch.
>>1031066 Give her bush back you bastard
>>1031067 He ate it.
I'm gonna be busy for a bit guys, see you all later
Ceru in 20 minutes and change https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPgypvTKPA
>>1030615 >Pot, kettle, glass houses, etc. Don't make Me start flirting with You big guy
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>>1031166 Why did you capitalize "me" and "you?"
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>>1031151 (me) Ceru live >>1031175 You are gay Stop being gay
>>1031185 Okay.... enjoy your wife's stream bro
>>1031188 I won't, she's just glazing twitch and enabling chat attention whores
>>1031197 oh...
thought the chao designs were really cute so i figured id sketch some vallure designs too, here's the gen1 girls so far besides stronny and mercy i am just now realizing how difficult it is to actually make them recognizable i am having regrets
>>1031211 would I still recognize my oshi in black and white? the answer may surprise you
I'm not gonna lie, I do not like this dual streaming shit, I do not want to have to track both chats to understand what the streamer is responding to. Streaming ear licks on Twitch I didn't mind, but this stream and Azura's stream last night was really annoying because of the dual stream two chats junk.
>>1031211 >spoiler Immy, Azura, Icey, Shibi?
>>1031221 whystfore doth thine oshi not read the chat first for all who cannot themselves they've been crutching, time to step the game up
>>1031224 correct good job anon
>Ceru uses TOR Holy opsec
>>1031211 fuwa fuwa
>what country were the first guest workers in Germany from? What does this have to do with citizenship? Germans, your explanation?
>>1031254 ok Im glad it wasnt just me thinking it
>>1031265 were you also thinking about how much you want to breed nanashibi?
>what does Israel have to do with Germany? She doesn't know
>>1031291 you need to explain things in terms of CoD zombies for ceru to understand
>>1031295 But they explicitly ignore who the mad science was tested on...
>>1031289 breeding yes, shibi no
There's a bleating heart distinctly racist against Shibi....
anybody know any good recipes involving goat?
>>1031300 not my fault she keeps getting whitewashed
>>1031311 oh ill whitewash her alright
>men like to do actual things >I went to school and found out it was hard so I became a slag online instead Another for the slag to tradwife for me pipeline >>1031306 Capretto uses goat (a kid though), Italian if that's your thing There's a lot of Caribbean dishes that use goat as well, most are pretty good I spent a bit of time in Trinidad, lots of goat. Don't fall for the Jamaica meme, it's all shit on that island.
[Ceru news] she's a big fan of Boston basketball
shibi news: she will be watching the mummy (the one with brendan fraser) for her members monday stream
>>1031372 Based
[Stronny and Ceru news] they met in pub lobbies in Black Ops 1 to become friends
Solmates check solsly
Sex with immy bisou but she’s a 3 meter tall wererat
>>1031386 somehow i already knew this, must be something she yapped about during my reefling days, i miss some of my old friends from xbox live, wish i kept up with them (although most of them were much older than me so it would have been kind of weird)
>>1031414 Yeah Stronny's talked about it a couple times. I believe Stronny has also talked about the McDonalds story as well, I feel it tickling the back of my brain as an old story.
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>>1031416 And so it begins...
>>1031420 Yup, I suspect Twitch will be the primary platform by th time gen 3 starts.
i dont like ear licking asmr enough to want to hear it all the time, im pretty ok with the stuff we've had until now personally speaking
if it's just gonna be on fansly anyway it could have just been streamed there in the first place though i imagine management wants the cut of it from twitch
>>1031463 If they want a cut of it, it would have to be the girls hiring a management program where theh can fire them at will, not the other way around.
>>1031453 More for me. Quetzu usually just does soft talking so I'm starving.
>>1031429 Not surprising considering how youtube has been shitting on creators recently
>>1031211 There's a are cute. Left one makes me think of Weeber from Don't Starve.
>>1031429 Wouldn't even doubt it.
>>1031479 >youtube has been shitting on creators recently Twitch has been shitting on vtubers in particular for years running now, especially ASMR and designs that are even slightly suggestive. It's not better on that front.
>>1031500 ok but those twitch bans rarely mattered in the long run until recently and at least it's more clear about their effects now instead of branding your channel as a troublemaker forever and randomly ai nuking it there's really no winner in that fight, just different stink of shit sandwich
>>1031500 tbf, it seems like twitch is at least trying(?) by giving the girls a shot, as opposed to YT who doesnt even know they exist
>>1031519 Lots of time if people are big enough, they get unbanned.
>>1031519 >until recently The anon I replied to was talking about "recently" as well, so it's not an improvement, according to your own words.
>>1031539 as far as bans go it is the "until recently" is just that they added actual tracking for them so you can't as easily rack up wrist slaps back to back at least with twitch bans, it's rarely a surprise when they get banned unless it's the fucktarded fraud bot that might not exist anymore since they shitcanned the retard that thought that up streamers know when they're in dangerous water, they just act surprised for reasons that shouldn't be a mystery it's also not as hard to get them reduced or removed since twitch hasn't automated their support entirely (yet) unless they hate you (or your politics) specifically meanwhile @YoutubeSupport your heart out and hope it causes enough stink to register when you get whacked for innocuous content fight on ads or the majority 12 year old audience or the dogshit performance or the annoying fucking 978238743 "features" that you need an extension to nuke or something, but they easily take the win on bans unless you're mad about them not banning their pets like hasan and other faggots
>>1031599 >their bans are selective and entirely up to the discretion of the sensibilities of the moderation instead of based on rules and are never enforced evenly This isn't a "win" either, it's just a different flavor of shit. When combined with the other issues you listed, it doesn't put Twitch out on top in a risk/reward assessment for anyone but the lowest common denominator of "hur dur earlick = good" who don't care about (or even prefer) the stream experience being notably worse in every way other than content rules in these very few cases.
>>1031643 sorry you couldn't figure out how to block ads on your phone
the only way to end this platform war brewing is for vallure to choose the neutral option that nobody expects and move to that one streaming site that /uoh/ always shills whos name escapes me, not everyone will be happy, but at least everyone will be equally upset, and its there where will reach the angry depressed angsty gfe promise lands and settle our differences with legally questionable e-sex with our oshis
>>1031659 you mean pomf?
I’ll step in the cow pie I don’t dislike twitch that much because if you do something risky it’s a week ban a month if it’s abnormal where as on youtube it’s three strikes and you’re out including your other accounts if I’m not mistaken. Twitch has worse viewer interface but for the brand our girls have it’s less of a risk. In the long run I don’t really care where our girls stream as long as they’re happy and making money
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Tbh I don't have any website loyalty so I don't really care. If Twitch makes the girls happy and gives us back lewd asmr I'm fine with using it. As user for normal streams YT is nicer to use. rplay perms next please.
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all the girls should stream irl in my room and naked
>>1031730 she wanted to announce our marriage
>>1031697 always preferred chatting on twitch since more interactivity vs youtube chat bing hot garbage and the emotes not being as fun, but watching on youtube, especially since you can streamlink it without turbo/subbing/cookies unless membas and it's usually less trouble to archive win some/lose some situation as long as the streamer is doing their part to handle chat well >>1031730 idk but I am interested
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>>1031701 I'm not arguing "loyalty," it's just that the user experience is leagues better with YT. I'm well aware YT sucks with censorship and dislike the platform because of it, but their user experience as a viewer is second to none and it's hard to give that up and the value offered by twitch isn't making it up. If twitch gets rid of the near-forced ad breaks mid-stream and management heavy-handedly forces the girls to not engage with bits/donos/subs or chat in general, it's supposed to be for ASMR, no? Don't have conversations mid-stream for this it's a bad experience for everyone who you aren't speaking directly to until the VERY end of streams, then I'd consider it an improvement. >gives us back lewd asmr Earlicking =/= lewd asmr It's on the list, but it isn't the only option for the category, and most of that category is still banned by twitch. I don't know why the patreon audios aren't a bit more adventurous either, really. Yes I know about their rules like "no rape/incest," but earlicking isn't banned by patreon to continue on this point, and it's hardly "frequent" (for the girls whose audios I've heard at least; ymmv).
>>1031730 Maybe she's announcing a date for her 2.0
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Azura where are you.
>>1031746 Twitch does seem to have more attention whoring mechanisms built in
>>1031825 Passively watching streams on twitch gives you points that you can redeem to highlight your message and make it bigger so the streamer is more likely to see it, so yeah it's ripe for attentionwhoring
>>1031836 Not a fan of highlighted messages too.
>>1031746 >user experience >of 8gb tabs because chat tends to leak memory like a motherfucker unless you throw userscripts at it >@username >garbage styling requiring layers on layers of modding to unfuck >emotes limited to the streamer and they lose them if they change them after falling below thresholds >youtube notifs (which may or may not be worse than twitch for any given user on any given day, they're ass for me, but I don't rely on them, either) more things work with ytchat now, but it's still a fuck >spoiler based, individual acknowledgement at end; "thank you", "I love you", more intensity, etc during >>1031825 chat reflects the streamer why isn't the streamer clowning attentionwhores?
bleaters hang on
>>1031836 and you can't even escape it, by closing chat which dear god the amount spam on those fuckin ! commands is just god awful
>>1031849 The spicy noodles got her...
everything other than ads, which YT also has, you guys are complaining about are things that the streamer has control over... it kind of just feels like some of you are saying the girls are too stupid to know how to run their channels when twitch gives them options YT doesnt
>>1031867 >you guys are complaining about are things that the streamer has control over... The VAllure Spy should tell the girls the stuff we don't like.
>>1031867 but they're kind of right sometimes it sucks, but many streamers suffer from that skill issue and it can ruin things for you if they get into something they're not equipped to handle which is why >>1031886 it's not rocket science, bootcamp their asses I'm available for consulting
Honestly the only thing I don't like is highlighted messages. And it's not even that I hate them, it's just I already know attention whores will use it. Otherwise I'm ok with Twitch. Live lewd asmr from Stronny is the main reason I started watching her in the first place before VAllure. I'm pretty sure I complained about the lack of live lewd asmr like a fucking year ago lol. The simple fact twitch allows more of those streams is ok with me.
>>1031730 Live for real now
>>1031842 >8gb tabs Twitch isn't much better on memory usage tbf. >@username Didn't say anything about this, I'm indifferent but I can concede it as well. >garbage styling Subjective. >emotes limited I don't use emotes frequently, so I don't consider this point in my own weighting, so again can go either way personally. >notifs I always get notifications for YT streams I have the notifications on for; I have never had good luck on actually getting twitch notifications. My experience is the inverse. >>1031867 Twitch puts heavy incentive on running midrolls that interrupt the flow of the stream (even if the ad is blocked, you still get the downtime from it, interrupting the flow), YT doesn't put midrolls on streams (in my experience at least, I've never seen one, even on mobile using the app). This is the key difference you're ignoring on that front. On the other, the squeaky wheel gets the oil, so I bring it up ad infinitum until it is resolved. If a prospective cephalopod is reading this (or one of her proxies), give the girls a bootcamp to mitigate this and put all "thanks" at the end of ASMR streams.
>>1031867 >the girls are too stupid to know how to run their channels
>😇 The Final NSFW Angel x Devil Hypnosis is up! 😈 >😇: You'll cum to my moans right? >😈: You can't unhear this but "You can do it" sounds like she's trying to help your baby come out of your P- >Alright, good luck getting into the mood with that. https://x.com/PhylaNSFW/status/1995307962626449882 https://voca.ro/14IwnOua3l4Y
>>1032005 Peak.
You guys have access to the message highlights too. The way I see it is it’s a way to get noticed by your oshi without having to spend money. I know some of you felt like you weren’t being seen so use it if people use it don’t use it if people don’t. I. The grand scheme of things I don’t think it’s any worse than people tipping and using that to have essentially one on one convos. I have no idea if I’m making sense it’s so close to midnight that I’m losing my mind it’s like when you have to use the bathroom when you’re close to your house and as you get closer it gets worse yeah
>>1032005 Damn she’s taking care of you guys hard
I agree with anon. Azura's chat sucks.
dehumanizing bleaters so hard right now
And the girls wonder why we're not the biggest fans of them going to cons
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gmorning thank god it was a good announcement >>1031138 i made this post >>1031659 kick? this means the vallure gambling streams will be real >>1032441 its gotten worse recently
>>1032492 gm brother
>>1032441 >>1032444 The hell did I miss?
>>1032503 I'm jokeing (Mostly)... there was a vote in chat and bleaters picked the bad option.
im fucking cute boys
he looks like a WHORE
>>1032521 S L U T T Y
the war for the most "asking for it" mascot begins
>>1032513 both options were good options and its only a matter of time before we see both
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>>1032489 i have to say its quite refreshing to get brainworms from Mercy, even if it sucks
>>1032521 Not beating the hellspawn allegations, are we? Or the "gay" allegations with the goth femboy chic
you fucks just dont UNDERSTAND ME this is NOT A PHASE if she doesnt a do a whole MCR and Linkin Park based karaoke stream when this drops I might rope
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>>1032551 erm actually its more "goth league eboy who gets exposed for grooming a 15 year old" aesthetic
>>1032562 hot (bad (but hot))
>>1032562 ...Why would you know what that looks like?
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>>1032571 i am occasionally forced to see faggot eboys on my twitter and instagram feed. fortunately its usually people calling them faggots and speculating on them being 23 years old working at amazon
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>>1032539 How are you getting a brainworm from this. Just reads like a dumb joke to me.
>>1032489 I honestly wonder if that guy was bullshitting or not.
>>1032653 i think there is some truth to it, but heavily sensationalized to troll and cuckpost its real in my head and that is all that matters
>>1032653 The frequency is probably exaggerated, it probably happens but it's not as common as people claim and it likely doesn't involve as many people as is often claimed. The most telling thing about it is everyone has like second or third hand accounts of it happening but there's basically no one with a first hand account.
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>>1032612 just the general "shes been to cons" idea and that tweet mashing together plus it being sunday night i guess but also like >>1032724 said its just a rumour thats being pushed because it makes le evil unicorns mad though from my time lurking on /cgl/ the bigger cons are the only ones that have em and even then they're kinda preplanned by a small group of people. see: the marimari 5 guys thing
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>>1032724 >>1032776 >>1032783 Was interesting reading more about this. Realistically though, it was probably just a bunch of 2 view nobodies fucking each other in a cheap hotel. Also, cmon guys be for real. I can't imagine any of our girls saying anything other than "No fuck off" to an orgy invitation.
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>>1032837 Mercy, that's how you get pink eye...
>>1032846 she wants you to have an eye patch too
>>1032824 >Realistically though, it was probably just a bunch of 2 view nobodies fucking each other in a cheap hotel. this, the only chuubas dumb enough to agree to a vtuber con orgy would be 2views getting high off of compliments from their groomer circle and with no career or dignity to take care of
me news since this is my personal blog: i closed off one of my lines of credit today after a year and a half of paying it off, only 50000 more to go im a free man
>>1032904 Take out another loan and gamble the rest of your debt away. It's what Kaiji would do
>>1032904 Ganbatte anon-kun. Progress is progress
>>1032904 That's great bro, at least you're out of one debt
>>1032904 good job bro, now get gambling
goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all Back to work tomorrow ugh
>>1032967 Good night, Immy dreams
>>1032967 Nini bro I love you too. Immy dreams
>>1032967 gn bro immy dreams
>>1032523 I’m going to put my penis in this thing
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>>1032979 no you're not
>>1032951 >>1032966 the only time ive ever really gambled is when i lost my entire bank in runescape back when they allowed dicing, never again..
[azura news] chinkey eyes
Gonna host a con orgy exclusively for Vallure fans, the talents are BANNED. Who wants the first invite?
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>>1033006 only if my favorite pinpal is there
>>1033006 but i only want to have sex with buxom brown women with white boy fetishes, if you exclude vallure talents you remove my only guarantee
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>>1033034 Anon, how many buxom brown women have you interacted with? They all want to be bleached in my experience.
>>1033006 im bringing the Mercy wig
>>1033036 thought so too but for some reason all the ones ive interacted call me a loser, tell me im stinky, and try to put me in a collar and spit on me, women amiright
>>1033006 >the talents are BANNED
>>1033080 there will be a snippet at the entrance rubbing eggs on everyone to make sure she doesn't sneak in
>>1033080 mercy will need to get in one of those safety bubbles too
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>>1033076 Yea, that's the intro They flirt really well and like when you match the energy with good banter Then when you get them alone it's all "alright white boy you're gonna fuck me real good, I don't care if my parents are in the next room or you have an appointment in 15 minutes that's a 30 minute drive, you're going to cum inside" >t. dated a latina and a black girl in HS, both did this to me And now I have a thing for redheads and weird accents my favorite is the small city Australian accent followed by Swiss German, funny how it all works out huh
>>1032985 My shackles will be released
>>1033112 You must be very small and frail if they talked to you like that
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>>1033113 you're the faggiest bottom of them all, ur gonna be the cumdump in the fan orgy
>>1033034 >>1033036 >>1033112 Do Azura and Quetzu have fetishes for white boys? I know Shibi does cause of her NSFW art and not wanting dudes that look like her dad.
>>1033094 Do you really think eggs would stop Mercy from viewing her ultimate yaoi fantasy?
>>1033126 Well Quetzu did say she “wants to be conquered” is it a joke just a general statement or raceplay who knows
>>1033121 Bold words coming from the one obsessed with male ass
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>>1033118 I was a full foot taller than the latina (half a foot taller than the black girl) and 30-50 pounds heavier than either of them. I was in music programs; being big doesn't mean anything to music students IME, they're weirdos who like "intelligence" and "banter skills" and my teen years obsession with Monty Python and Dan Harmon's writing really paid off in terms of "getting my dick wet." Still have a sore spot for the first girl I fell in love with though, even if she's a burnt out cokehead now. Don't you have a dick to be jerking off right about now? It's December 1. >>1033126 You'd have to ask someone else, sorry I only really watch Ceru and Mercy, I don't know
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>>1033138 yeah, yours slut
Look, I like both of you fags, but can you please stop for the night, this has been a great Azu stream and you idiots are interrupting
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>>1033145 make me retard (shes gonna wrap up soon anyway)
>>1033140 It’s not midnight yet and I’ll be going to bed before then anyway thanks for thinking about my dick though teehee don’t worry I’ll give you my tally tomorrow >>1033141 You would have that saved
>>1033149 I was close to cumming from her just talking about ripping her clothes and you had to go and say something
>>1033130 yes i do anon, eggs are her kryptonite though idk we could let Cerenity in so she can record the whole thing and then send it to her
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>>1033167 >he cant close the board down for 2 seconds to jerk off you love us that much huh
>>1033170 I said I like you guys, I just need you to shut up sometimes! Shy boners are a thing ok
Enough with the faggotry I’m going to bed goodnight <3
>>1033180 gn bro
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WARNING this is the bleater 2.0 drawn anthro and cross dressing with his dick out. sorry if you dont like that.
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>>1033186 id torture him in a shipping container in vancouver canada for 3-6 months excellent work, very cute and sexy at the same time
>>1033188 he'd probably like it
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>>1033186 >the sexo eyes jesus cristo
when i eventually perish i will haunt shibi through her bedroom mirror
>>1033186 Sexy goat...
>>1033186 Azura will goon to this
>>1033291 that's the good kind of crazy
>>1033299 the best MMO since Wizard 101
Have a good day friends
>>1033435 you too bro
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>>1033435 manifest a stream on the "Mercy Modiste Ch. VAllure" YouTube channel for this evening and i shall
>>1033299 I hope when we get Gen 3, they'll be at least one girl live at any hour of the day
>>1033453 Best I can do is "MercyModiste" (twitch.com)
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1995323877409632686 she is low key asking to be invited, but playing it off like she doesn't want to go. this is common behavior, because vtubers can't flat out say "yes please i want to be in the orgy!" they have to be subtle about it. watch out for next twitch con, mercy is going to mysteriously be on hiatus during that time, she will be "ill"
it's like when a vtuber says "oh man my coffee machine is broken, it's going to cost 100 dollars to buy a new one" and then someone donates 100 dollars and she acts all surprised "oooh you didn't have to do that" of course that's what they're banking on "oh man i never get invited to orgies teehee" (please invite me)
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this nigga a retard
>>1033602 Shes joking though
>>1033619 that's what she wants you to think
>>1033605 love when she does sleepy spaces
>>1033605 archive of it just in case. https://files.catbox.moe/lwdphl.m4a sorry if the quality is shit
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Good morning /vag/ This month is Sinthya's turn for an -Investor- collab The title is "Vampires Huff Your Boy Smell" if you're wondering what kind of script/plot/triggers In other news, considering what day it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L23DGwGNAVM >>1033166 >not midnight yet (at time of writing) >he doesn't live in God's time zone (Eastern US Time) I pity you
>>1033603 Um bleating heart, can you say that word?
>>1033808 I gave him the r-word pass
I saw this in my feed https://x.com/fansly/status/1995254522143199695 Projekt Melody asked fansly to implement raids on the site. Hopefully there's a way to limit who can raid
new mercy tweet, orgies are still on her mind https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1995530482948382965
someone please invite her to an orgy
It's not right that a white girl has the fattest ass in Vallure.
>>1033843 Why do you hate PAWGs? They are a gift from God
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gn /vag/
>>1033854 Good night, Azura dreams
>>1033849 I don't hate them, far from it. Stronny and Sinthya are fucking blessings. HOWEVER, kinda racist to only hire brown girls with flat asses.
>>1033854 sleep well brother
>>1033870 Stronny hired gen 1 based on their voices alone and I don't recall if she has said her reasoning for gen 2. "Show me yer fanny" isn't on the application, sorry.
>>1033873 That's what she wants you to think. Too many coincidences to believe that.
>>1033873 >"Show me yer fanny" isn't on the application well we know what we need to fix for gen 3 then
>>1033870 aren't shibi's breasts 10lbs a piece
>>1033877 the conversation was about asses
>>1033877 He's an ass man. Which means more Shiboobers for me
>>1033875 I second this notion Mane-san, get on it
>>1033875 Agreed. Audtions for gen 3 should be done through a naked oiled up twerk off between participants. With Audience participation of course.
Immy set up a little Christmas tree with Fluffy's help https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1995544765845438798
If Vallure did an Advent Calendar, what gift would you want for each day?
>>1031242 I kneel
shibi's ass is the cutest and my favorite because it's shibis actually
Good morning I’m so happy I could burst I think I’m going to get a burrito today. How has your day been going so fare? 3
>>1033873 stronny may not have seen their fannies, but considering that a requirement for joining vallure is that you've done erotic content before, she has definitely seen and heard what the girls are capable of >>1033921 sex
>>1033983 micro orgy of size 2 with mercy modiste
hashire sori yo
>>1033998 kaze no you ni
FELIZ NAVIDAD
the artist i wanted to commission increased his prices today, this always happens to me
>>1034066 That's why I only commission artists from third world countries. They've all been very nice and done more than asked.
>>1033921 Used bras and panties.
>>1034078 the worst experiences ive had were artists from the philippines
>>1034084 I've actually never commed anyone from the Philippines. All of mine have been from Indonesia, Mexico, and South America
Why are so many solmates cuck obsessed faggots? I blame that “girl” from a while back
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>>1034113 There's a large amount of men with no self-esteem and insecurities about performance everywhere. One of the easiest side affects of that is having a cuck fetish. At their core they don't think they deserve positive connections or love, even with those they feel love for. It's the "fault" of our society at-large (with porn being a non-zero of that problem with it always being "bigger is better" and warping perspectives) and those evil few who prey on the insecurities of their fellows.
>>1034113 What happened?
>>1034131 This actually reminds me how a LOT of girls in Fansly dm's and Sexting sites look for dudes with cuck fetishes and really try to push the whole Findom cuck shit cause it's easy money. It's so fucking scummy.
>>1034135 someone overreacted to a twitter joke
>>1034147 I will now remember to downplay anything you say moving forward
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Finished these, they were very fun and something I had wanted to draw for a while.
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>>1034195 >>1034196 >>1034197 They look great! 10/10 Would use the Shibi one as an onahole
>>1034195 nice rendering would make a good concept for a bomberman-like game
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i cant FUCKING SLEEP >>1034195 very cute. i wanna keep the azura one as a pet on my desk and the phyla one as a fleshlight
>>1034195 >>1034196 >>1034197 These look incredible now draw them being bred
Schedules were posted the discord https://files.catbox.moe/vkzrzu.jpg Shibi posted earlier that she's doing a guerilla week so she doesn't have a schedule posted but she's still gonna stream when she can.
>>1034206 is that azura in the top left? thats an awesome drawing actually
>>1034135 Discfags at it again. Solmates whine when they can't watch stream and say they're on the cuck VOD chair.
>>1034195 Smash
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>>1034210 its this art from a month ago. really fuckin stylish
>>1034206 It's a scary time now, with random guerillas showing up in your twitch follow list
>>1034223 is this what pinpals want
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>>1034223 how is the pinpal supposed to watch the show if his vision is obscured
>>1034259 its Lucky Star, he's probably already seen it
>>1034259 He's watching his own show instead, it's alright
>>1034259 I am exactly where I want to be
>>1034195 Man these look amazing!
>>1034223 >this but quetzu I’m a total slut for those steam clouds indicating smell 9
>>1034289 youre gonna rip it off
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>>1034289 >smell The steam clouds indicate sweat/heavy breathing, not any smell. Smells are usually indicated by stuff like cartoonish colored clouds, not the slight fog used for sweat and steamy breath. You can extrapolate what you want from "yea but sweat = smell" but the purpose is not to say "there is a smell" it's to say "there is sweat/this person is breathing heavily due to exertion"
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>>1034303 its ok he does this sometimes, we tried to warn him but i guess he wants ED
>>1034306 i thought there was dust all over her butt because she's too lazy to clean her house and she was sitting on the floor
>>1034307 didnt he end up bleeding last time?
>>1034309 She's not sitting on the floor though, you can see the Pinpal she's sitting on.
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>>1034311 i think he just chafed it hard iirc. i am the blood cummer
>>1034309 >picrel >>1034311 I thought that was a reefling? Or a different pinapl? Actually why do so many in /vag/ make their dick bleed?
i've made my dick bleed before but not from jerking off
>>1034322 >pinapl
i see you azuposter, get outta the shibi members stream you WHORE
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>>1034327 im not even membered to shibi wtf
>>1034327 flirt with the dulait chatter or else
i didn't member to the shibi stream to hear gratuitous details about gay reefling sexual proclivities...
>>1034306 I’m not fueling another one of your autistic rants it indicates smell 385225 >>1034303 I haven’t cum in a month let me live >>1034307 I have higher than average sperm production so this isn’t even that extreme. You think about my dick health alot. It’s like you want to milk me or something you freak
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>>1034350 no gay rp today, im not encouraging you to further tear ur penis up
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>>1034350 That doujin takes place in a locker room, it indicates her being sweaty. The first page is her talking about how much she sweats, with the consequence of that sweating being a smell; you're proving my point. I know you're a cum-brained faggot at-present, but you should surely be able to recognize this.
>>1034367 He hasn't cum in a month, give him a break. He could probably cum to looking at eggs and think of Quetzu laying them.
>>1034367 I just don’t understand your argument that the clouds indicate sweat but not sweat smell that’s such an odd thing to get hung up on >>1034370 What do you think the first 3 from earlier were from?
>>1034383 >clouds indicate sweat but not sweat smell Sweat smell is a second-order affect of sweat, it's assumed to be there if someone is sweaty, it doesn't need an indicator. Therefore, the indicator is for the cause of both the smell and the visual, the sweat itself. Additionally, if it were only for smell as you claim, why is a similar affect used on heavy breathing? It's meant to indicate the moisture, not a smell that that moisture creates.
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>>1034195 you're a good boy
>>1034397 So we agree the clouds are an indication of multiple things then
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>>1034411 The clouds represent the presence of moisture and a "humid" environment, such as the presence of sweat or heavy breathing. It indicates one thing: moisture in the air. A smell often accompanies being sweaty, yes, but the visuals are to represent the CAUSE of the smell (the sweat itself, because a smell is not the only thing that comes about from being sweaty), NOT the smell. This is ultimately just a "water isn't wet" argument and you're far too cum-brained to be able to understand it.
>>1034434 but what if it was a dust cloud
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>>1034195 have these been posted to the art tag? they're incredible
I bought one of those scent spray bottles from an onahole site and it was supposed to smell like little girl sweat and sprayed it on my pillow but the smell was so overpowering and vile I couldn't even sleep at night I had to go sleep in a different room
>>1034434 For sure for sure it’s my cum brain and not your crippling autism. But what if the cloud is the ghosts of all the sperm the woman in question has stolen, what then?
>>1034497 you're on a list now buddy
>>1034497 Damn even I haven’t sunk that low
>>1034460 Yes, on twitter
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>>1034499 I know you're just moving goalposts to try and mess with me but die
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are filipino artists all on twitter? i assume they arent on skeb
>>1034592 the ones i've worked with were on twitter yeah
uuuu icey uuuu
>>1034699 doesnt look like that snowbearie knows how to swim
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>>1034707 they are too fat to swim, much like hippos
>>1034707 "ok bye"
Love me my Shibi, love me my Member Monday.
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>>1034330 must of been some other gay dude thirsting after pinpals then...
>>1034747 she deleted it... now nobody will know the true extent of shibi's white boy fever
>>1034497 Dunno what's more worrying, the fact that it was authentic girl sweat or that they are selling little girl sweat hopefully it was ethically sourced
>>1034814 All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in mouths.
>>1034864 What was that last part?
>>1034905 You wouldn't get it.
>>1034905 Shibi threatened/promised to piss in our mouths. Or maybe she didn't? Guess we'll never know now.
It has occurred to me that you can't play ranked with someone in Marvel Rivals if you don't have a rank yet, so be sure to do your placement matches if you want to play with Immy in a few weeks
>>1034905 you had to be there.
>>1034923 But be sure not to do too well or you won't be able to queue with her if she's starting from Bronze.
guys how do i go back in time a few hours to record a stream? el psy kongroo! HELP
>>1034923 I'm slowly climbing levels, still not high enough to do ranked matches I'm still unranked but I've actually gotten somewhat decent at using a few of the characters. Peni is probably my favorite one I actually really like her kind of defensive play style
>>1034936 I recorded part of the end but it's absolutely shit quality screen recording because I don't know how to use yt-dlp with member streams.
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>>1034936 Do you own a DMC DeLorean? Know a wacky half-schizo scientist who lives near you who does? Do you have any early warning signs for Parkinson's Disease? Have you ever had a one-season sitcom on NBC that had half of its episodes cancelled? If the answer to all of these questions is "no," I have bad news.
>>1034950 all i got is a full schizo sitting in this here chair, some gum, and a dream, what does that get me?
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>>1034996 The knowledge that you can never go back to experience the Shibi memba you so seek. Now, if you had a drawer with various lengths of wire instead of a chair and/or a dream, we could concoct a machine to go forward in time enough to run into the time you want, since it's all a circle.
>>1035005 i think i saw this futurama episode, if i wind up as my own grandpa so be it, anybody want anything while im gone?
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>>1035028 pre-regulation four lokos, a steakhouse burrito, and a charleston chew
>>1035028 is it incest if you fuck your grandma but you are your own grandpa?
>>1035038 Wanna find out
All that I'll reveal from that blessed members streams is that Shibi might be black
>>1035038 It's selfcest with your X chromosome
>>1035028 pre-regulation four lokos a couple of those bananas people say dont exist anymore a breeding part of dodos and I guess the og shroud of turin if you can find it
>>1035028 Can I get uhhh >a non-clapped out C96 (get it before 1905 preferably) >an autographed copy of the Austrian Corporal's novel, the 1933 print edition >some Red Lobster biscuits from before they changed the recipe in like 2021 >a turn-of-the-20th-century French ice axe >Lev Bronstein so I can kill him myself (with the ice axe)
>>1035062 >>1035033 the best i can do is two lokos and you guys can share it amongst yourselves >>1035076 killing him might undo your own oshi from existence in some contrived way but you got it boss
>>1035082 Considering how he died in reality, it won't change much; I might even get myself a Hero of the Soviet Union medal for my work.
>>1035082 assisted temporal kidnappings and assassinations get their weapon of choice but I have to share a drink with the boy kisser? wth man
Popped into Phyla's stream because I've been interested in seeing what these Chinese FMV games are like. I went to the start of the stream and saw she was starting at like chapter 4. I checked her channel but didn't see a vod for a part 1. Anyone know what's up?
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>>1035089 how dare you. i dont kiss men, i only fuck them.
>>1035096 Part 1 was the second half of another game last I week think. Don't remember the game though.
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>>1035098 So you do base your life off of that one meme from Law and Order SVU...
>>1035106 We've known this for a while. It's why I have this edit saved.
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>>1035106 i dont follow
>>1035096 she played it before and i only know that because shibi raided into her before when she was playing it
>>1035099 Thanks, I found it. It's in the Nippon Marathon vod.
>>1035109 >>1035108 This meme The guy Ice-T is talking to says >I AM NOT GAY >I have relationships with women >and sex with men and then Ice-T says >I got news for you; that means you're gay
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>>1035120 oh, well they call it being bisexual now ice-t fuck you
>>1035122 You would try that, wouldn't you, vaggot?
Just a heads up the thread is nearing the limit Whoever bakes I updated the schedules >>1034206
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>>1035124 he's not even close to my type >>1035130 ill get it at 975
>>1035130 the only limits are those we impose on ourselves, we stay the course
>>1035038 uuuuuh yuuuuuuhhh I mean nuuuuh I uuhhhh
we should get started on drawing a christmas card pretty soon
>>1035226 There a was little bit of confusion last year. So as a heads up again. I'm the anon who organizes the birthday cards. I can't do it for Christmas as it's the 1 time of year I'm away from my home. So I can't organize the card, but I'm cool with posting it on @VAllureAnonCard if you wish.
>>1035336 We’re cooked
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>>1035336 alright who's got photoshop downloaded it's all good bro, real life is more important than this shit
>>1035336 do you mean the day of christmas, or the week of?
>>1035364 I will be traveling week around Christmas and still be away on Christmas.
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>>1035347 i suppose i can assemble it if need be
>>1035377 yeah.. im gonna need you to go ahead come into work on christmas eve so you can post the card, so if you can be here that would be great thanks!
If you guys need a free photo editing app there's Affinity and Gimp. Apparently affinity is as good as Photoshop now.
>>1035472 i use krita its really good imo
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baked with goats milk >>1035503 >>1035503 >>1035503
>>1035505 Thanks for baking Bleating baker <3
>>1035505 thanks bro
>>1035505 Thank
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>>1035505 Nice work niggy
baker put that bread back in the oven im not ready yet
>>1035505 much appreciated brother
We need to close out this thread
talked myself into watching office space again, they dont make movies this good anymore
>>1035588 I always loved how the bleater looks here.


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