Immy kinda cute Immy kinda wife Immy kinda looks Like the love of my life!

Lactating from the breasts of brown women!

The year is 2030. Over the past couple years you have managed to turn your life around and get your shit together. You've achieved a level of success you could barely imagine just five years ago -- whatever that success is, whatever it is you're doing or you're aiming to do, you succeeded and then some. Not only did you succeed personally and professionally, but you won the oshi bowl too. You've groomed her. VAllure has winded down, the corpo sunsetted as planned and the girls were all given their IPs and are free to do their own thing, and your oshi has entered into a long distance relationship to you that is about to become a much shorter distance. She's in the air, flying to your local airport right this very moment. What car do you pick her up in? What car does this new, successful you, drive to the airport to pick up the love of your life -- and what does she think about it? Bonus points if it's a VAG car.

thanks for fixing the subject mod

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ngl but i don't care too much about male mascots and genderbent versions of the vallure girls. it's one step away from watching male vtubers

>>1092869 picking mara up in a vw beetle but specifically one of the green ones so it looks like a pea i cannot drive so i crash it in the parking lot. 10 car pileup 3 dead

>>1092889 As someone who has never watched a male vtuber before. I like the male mascot designs because I want to fuck them.

>>1092818 I have faith things will get better over time. I mean, it's not too terribly uncommon for women to refer to their partners as "Daddy." I don't expect the R18 audios will explicitly designate a blood relation, but I think we'll get to a point where it can be judged heavily, but still posted.

It's a good thing we have new IDs here. No one will ever who made that last post.

>>1092869 >You've groomed her i'd rather my oshi fall for me naturally this would never happen

I love my beautiful, sweet, sexy and cute, adorable and lovely sisterwife Immy Bisou! Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

>>1092869 a compact, like a Nissan March she loves it because it's cute and saves a lot on gas money

>>1092869 My choice? Volkswagen made? And I got my life on track? >A VW Thing lowered to the original Kübelwagen ride height, painted in panzergrau Solely because I've always wanted one to do a DAK LARP. But my first inclination is >JP-import right-hand drive manual transmission Toyota AE86 in the "panda" paint scheme (with the Initial D driver's door decal included) Or if you wanted "fancy" >Silver Aston-Martin DB5 so I can have an excuse to have a suit tailored with a pocket to carry a Walther PPK

I believe in you mummeh (In VAllure) to always remain gfe.

goodnight Immy I love you goodnight /vag/ love y'all

>>1092971 gn Pinpal

>>1092971 Nini bro I love you too, immy dreams

>>1092953 I missed the "what does she think" question, I will now answer it; gomen >VW Thing She thinks it's really cool and quirky because German (until she realizes what conflict it's from, then she gets quiet and I laugh about it); she comes around eventually. >Panda Trueno She thinks it's a bit shit (it is in every way but performance); she calls me a dork for nerding out over it but she likes the Eurobeat that emanates from it (and definitely not my driving in it). >Aston She gets very excited over the car, she loves the aesthetic of it so she plays posh for a bit and we end up spouting lines/memes from various spy movies (mostly Bond and Austin Powers) at each other.

>>1092963 amen >>1092971 gn lil bro

>>1092869 To answer my own surveypost, if I'm picking Stronny up at the airport then I simply must welcome her to the US of A with a true red-blooded American muscle car. And of the many choices for that, my number one has got to be the Trans Am. I would honestly love to own one of these things and make it my project car, refurbish the engine with some light tuning for a little extra power but without changing its character, but then do a heavy refurbish on the interior, updating the seats and dash and bringing some more 21st century creature comforts. A bit blasphemous, sure, but the idea would be to turn it into a suitable modern daily driver -- why own a car you love if you aren't going to use it? Stronny would probably be terrified of it, or intimidated at the least. Especially by the engine sound, that deep bassy 70s era V8, that's probably not something she has a lot of cultural experience with. She'd be afraid of the car being too fast, she has a habit of getting car sick. But in reality it's not actually that powerful or fast of a car, especially by modern standards. It rides fairly smooth (for its generation), and is more of a street machine than a race car. I feel like she'd probably come around to it in time, but I'd have to welcome her to America in proper American style even if it isn't 100% to her tastes.

I am a loser. The only thing I'm good for is being bullied by Madam Shibi. Madam Shibi is the best mesugaki I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

https://x.com/pennypuffball/status/2001873563259932760?s=46&t=bG49Uz9KOlXUorXjPcPj9A Mummeh in a collab on Sunday! I know Stronny isn’t necessarily a small creator but seeing her or really any of the girls in collabs with other names I recognize always makes me so happy for them. I love VAllure and everytime I see them succeed it fills me with joy <3

>>1093111 Hey it's that Chuuba Q raided yesterday, that I called cute. I don't recognise most of them. But good luck mummeh.

>>1093111 takes me back to the times where no one wanted to collab with them because "ew avtubers" and corpo collabs were even more of a long shot they've come so far...

Holy fuck have you guys seen the clip of shondo? That’s some evil shit, I get more jaded every day. It doesn’t effect my love for Quetzu or make me doubt her or anything but if she did something like that I think I’d kill myself lol

i dont give a FUCK about vtubers that are not vallure or friends of vallure

>>1093172 some wives are better than others

>>1093172 It was talked about last thread >>1092558 I too have strong feelings about it. But I rather not shit talk of other vtubers within /vag/, especially since it has nothing to do with us. I trust VAllure >>1092963

actually wait thats pretty off-topic so nvm

How about this for on topic

>>1093291 mlem

I usually make the balls with a 1200 word limit which seems about right for most threads most of the time but sometimes they don't even get to 900 took the limiters off for this one because you bastards are so long-winded and long-worded

>>1093327 Cute Mercy

>>1093327 3082 words in a 1000 post thread btw some freebies because of the way it doesn't break certain things but still that's an average of 3 new words per post

>>1093291 I want that on.. topic of… me..

>>1093327 Yeah

>>1093327 this is true!

Goodnight everyone

>>1093373 gn

>>1093373 night brother

VAllure staff member you gotta update the website at some point. 5/6 of gen 1 doesn't look like that anymore. I know you can still do it too, because you updated Willo's portrait.

Good morning everyone, will you have a good day today? <no dice because YOU choose. remember to eat, drink, get up, and stretch!

>>1093537 Gm anon. I'm going to bed. I hope tomorrow /your today is a good day.

>>1093537 i am also going to bed but i'll have a good day when i wake up i WILL make it back to grandmaster tomorrow

>>1093542 goodnight sleep tight >>1093559 goodnight sleep loose >spoiler so you chose to have a bad day...

>>1093172 I know this is off-topic, but what happened? I saw Shondo streamed yesterday but didn't watch. Did she actually just "breakup" with everyone a week before Christmas?

Is today going to good day 1d20 = 15

>>1093619 >going to good day

VAllure needs to hire me as dedicated shoe deodorizer

>>1093624 Wdhmbt

>>1093542 >>1093559 Sleep tight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiwhjxNKjxs

>>1093631 >h

>>1093622 Rolling for a bad day for you specifically 1d20 = 7

what color am I

>>1093643 Reminds me of my wife's jewelry

>>1093111 Cute friends! >>1093124 >Hey it's that Chuuba Q raided yesterday, that I called cute. Tori Oriane? She's formerly Maeve Kagekiri of V&U Emiliya Fell is another former corpo Kou Mariya of V4Mirai

>>1093642 1d20 = 18

>>1093612 >milk obsessed fans in a big donothon >disappear for a while >come back and immediately quit GFE all according to keikaku keikaku means plan

>>1093624 this but for deodorizing feet instead

>>1093624 this but for deodorizing armpits instead with my tongue

>>1093668 I think I've developed a fear of donothons.

>>1093172 i think it's good food for thought

>>1093172 >>1093668 Well I went and did my own research after asking. Jesus dude. On one hand, I understand her wanting to back away from gfe due to mental health. BUT announcing this right after a 100k donothon, cutting it short then going to Japan right after, then coming back and immediately breaking up with everyone before Christmas and saying that this will now only be a job for you and that you always hated gfe. I think the worst part was calling her viewers love just a REBOUND after her breakup with her longtime boyfriend. There was no need for that, just twisting the knife at that point. Sorry to bring this up, but this did cause a little bit of brainworms.

good morning i love my beautiful wives

>>1093719 that's what's good about vallure. they are open about being whores!

>>1093172 Fuck, don't write her name so close to that news, you're bringing the bad juju on us

>>1092889 i draw them because they were made for the girl's gaze, the girls get us off so its only kind to try to get them off too. i also draw them because I like little creatures and men, but thats less honorable

>>1093719 stop reading threads, while some of it's inconsiderate honesty, she also wasn't the same kind of "gfe" there's levels to the game and she was a defcon 5 menhera with defcon 5 menhera viewers in her dms it's like if every one of you were freely able to dm her all your brainworms constantly vallure's learned its lesson with that mess, it's not sustainable for the streamer or the viewers and as far as the donothon, that's just donothons they usually don't intend to grift, but when you hand someone a life-changing amount of money, their life has a good chance of changing a bit and for that and many other reasons they usually upset (as in rock the boat of) content and streamers as much they help keep them afloat

[Sinthya news] She has never seen The Office

>>1093747 >defcon 5 i dont think you know what that means >>1093748 >white woman who hasnt seen the office she really is one in a krillion

>>1093747 >when you hand someone a life-changing amount of money, surely she will become my gf then right?

>>1093749 probably got it wrong way around, not caffeinated yet >>1093751 that's what they were hoping she never shook her early stage groomers because she couldn't bear to cut them off, but then giving them any attention at all, even "sorry I can't help you, please get professional help" just validates them and makes them keep doing it

>>1093747 >it's like if every one of you were freely able to dm her all your brainworms constantly did you forget maros exist? not all the girls have them active, but it's still a one way dm with whatever you can get past the filter >vallure's learned its lesson with that mess, it's not sustainable for the streamer or the viewers if they learned a lesson, none of the girls would be accepting maros. immy had previously shut hers down because people were sharing their troubled thoughts with her too often. she re-opened them a couple months later, but i'd bet money she's getting the same kinds of maros again

>>1093719 i know this is based on little more than rrats but jesus fucking christ. Even if she's a literal menhera this is really bad. Praying for the poor guys that whaled on her donothon

>>1093765 no, and that's why maros are dangerous and should be handled carefully shove that shit on verified only and block faggots when they start acting up early they will find someone else to emotionally abuse >>1093766 if you whale a donothon, you kinda deserve it for being a nuclear alarm clock 11:59 level retard

>>1093766 >>1093719 i think thats the part that digs it in for me. i watched shondo a little bit but i was never into the GFE. to suddenly drop it like that after your fans dropped 6 figures on you and you went on a big trip is not only disrespectful to the parasocials but to her casual fans too.

Good morning /vag/ This is the VALLURE THREAD VALLURE That is all. >>1093624 this but for deodorizing sweaty ass instead

>>1093776 how do you get verified? just by having an account? or paying for premium?

>>1093779 paying or they like your maros

Sinthya ate 15 rice crispy treats from an airport lounge. No one said anything because they thought she was someone's starving lost child

>>1093778 look i agree but also this is a discussion about gfe and it remains a bit relevant. sometimes letting the outside leak into the walled garden is necessary to keep perspective

>>1093778 this is also a gfe corpo. discussing something like this is only natural

>>1093779 On the maro site you can block maros from users who aren't logged in. That would be the way to go probably. Only accepting maros from authorized users would create brainworms because it requires the girls like your maros and they don't really do that anymore, so only like a handful of people would be able to send them. Plus it kind of defeats the purpose of taking anonymous maros if there's only a few hand selected people sending them to you. You might as well just open your DMs to them at that point. Closing them would be preferable to limiting them to authorized users.

>>1093776 the other girls have had whales on their donothons before though >>1093778 ok thats my last off-topic, gomen Cerufriend

>>1093805 bingo. couldn't have said it better myself

Sinthya and Immy have a collab ASMR coming up it's gonna be on Immy's channel

>>1093787 I think the right perspective to have is that stronny's been in the game a long time and the girls having each other to model off of and fall back on and compare notes with probably does a lot to help ward the relationship from turning toxic obviously mistakes were made and may still be and there's nothing anyone can really do if they decide to crash out and burn the ship for some retarded reason or other, but it's probably a lot less likely >>1093805 that was predicated on knowing you're going to use it that way and thus heart relentlessly but then lil niggas brainworm staring at their notifications waiting for their one special maro that doesn't get a heart and proceed to be whiny faggots about it elsewhere because they took it way too seriously at that point all you can do is shut them off if restricting it to logged in doesn't work (which it probably won't, it's not like maro accounts take any real work to make; it's not like it costs that much to make a bunch with premium to force your way in to authorized only, either, but money adding up has a better chance of stopping them than infinite proton email accounts alone) if you really want your messages read, just send offline donos

>>1093823 if i ever sent an offline dono to Immy that shit is NOT getting read sending a dono live is a gamble some days

>>1093828 sorry for your loss

Archive links for the previous thread >>>/vag/82

>>1093783 I, uh... What? Looking like that, she got confused for a starving child? Sinthya... -insert tard wife meme here- >>1093787 >>1093791 Just be careful with it, bad actors do exist and always smell blood in the water. >>1093807 Don't apologize to me, vaggot

>>1093747 I mean, it's still shitty to take all that fucking money then stomp their hearts right after. She literally makes fun of other vtubers doing that shit after donothons then goes and does that. Idk though, I could be missing years worth of context. I only really threw on Shondo if no one from Hololive or Vallure was streaming. The rebound comment was unnecessary though. >>1093766 It's not really rrats when its shit she literally said on stream and in a clip unfortunately. I know this is offtopic, but there's not much to discuss rn and this is a pretty big blow to gfe viewers that enjoyed her.

>>1093840 bad actors will be here regardless of what we're discussing. we can't shy away from topics just because the boogeyman might be watching

>>1093853 You missed the point. Yes, sharks are in the ocean and yes, you might run into one naturally, but that doesn't mean that you should just throw bloody meat into the water you're currently floating in, because that will draw more in. Does this metaphor make sense?

>>1093847 >>1093853 I'd rather the thread be dead than discussing something big just because and giving the halfchan tourists something to bait about. Can't even go with the friends of VAllure excuse since they haven't collabed yet

>>1093847 >rebound yeah, unfortunate, some things even if true are better left unsaid, but maybe she was twisting the knife in people that have been twisting knives in her for years or whatever >context that's kind of the problem with all discussion of it, because nobody (including me) really has it fully and they see the demise of their own relationships in it when the factors may be very different I really don't get how there are "husbands" that still have their heart in it after all of her issues and lack of actual gfe content, so I'm not really sure how many real people are actually affected that much at this point just don't over commit to the bit and don't completely pour your heart and wallet out for someone that isn't solely committed to you, especially someone not even trying to be worth what you value them as if you see yourself in the retards that do that, mayyyyyyybe don't

I guess I'll come back later when drama trannies are done gossiping about irrelevant shitters.

soooo anyways Mercy boobies

>>1093865 It’s not like it happens a lot the only time off topic discussion happens is when it’s something substantial and loosely related in this case gfe related. You can still see who’s baiting and who’s just talking imo it’s not that deep we’re on infinitychan if we aren’t shit talking the girls I see no issue as long as it doesn’t take up the whole thread

>>1093901 sucking on the Mercy Modiste tits

>>1093901 I forgot she did this that’s crazy

now that the dust has settled, does immy really read books in the shower?

who would be who of the mane 6 in MLPFIM? I feel like Twilight would be Stronny and spike would be a reefling >>1093926 A lot of my books are very warped from me reading them in the bath so i could believe it

>>1093927 i can't recall which stream but shibi talked about who would be who before on stream.

>>1093743 draw whatever you want, but you should especially draw more /d/ art

>>1093926 I think she honestly does, but I assume that Immy has more of a shower room than just a small shower stall or tub and shower. So she probably has enough space to just do stuff in that room while the shower is running..

>>1093916 >was so confident she posted feet, tits and ass >became bedridden >now she's scared of even doing cam streams

>>1093934 >more of a shower room than just a small shower stall or tub and shower. this is my dream. if i ever live in an apartment or house with a big walk-in shower, i will know i've made it

>>1093926 she's a professional smut consumer. a little water won't hold her back

SPOILER for pissing >>1093929 i totally forgot but she did didnt she >>1093930 I tend to get nervous its going to be too much for the girls, what I want to draw. The stuff thats usually on my mind is omorashi and related kinks, slave play, and transformation. These I could probably get away with for most of the girls. Heres an old, old pissing Azura sketch I did. Were there any /d/ tier kinks you had in mind?

>>1093926 I 100% believe she does >>1093927 Twilight-Stronny Pinkie-Shibi Rarity-Mercy Fluttershy-Immy Applejack-Azura Rainbow dash-Icey

>>1093941 sleepy groundhog girl hibernates with you

>>1093947 >Were there any /d/ tier kinks you had in mind? all of them

>>1093953 I used to do this thing where I would just open /d/ and the first thread that shows up I draw something of the associated kink. Maybe I'll do that again some time.

>>1093966 saved

miss my pookie

>>1093962 their reactions to the weird art they sometimes get is always hilarious

Personally, I consider Phyla Einrose to be the best whore of VAllure

>>1093993 her ASMR is really good. I enjoyed her finger guard hypno stuff she did during one of the ASMR relays and her pearl necklace asmr.

>>1093977 Me too. I hope she's feeling ok

>>1093936 I will offer prayer every night that you will see your oshis tits again

if one of the girls posted her tits right now, that would be nice.

>>1094027 Yeah but that won’t happen because deep down they hate us

anon said i should draw more /d/ art so i picked the first fetish on the catalog and spun a wheel of names. You get muscle mommy Ceru asking you to let her in after a dip in the pool.

>>1094122 Finally, some good fucking food Thanks anon

>>1094122 you draw really good abs

>>1094150 thank you very much, I used a reference as I dont usually draw abs >>1094130 happy you like it, im considering lining and coloring it up real nice or maybe drawing another randomized /d/ sketch

>>1094122 Holy jacked

>>1094122 may the /d/ice be in our favor, some of their topics are kinda uhhh....

>>1094122 Surprised you didn't roll futa

Immy!

Immy had a nightmare https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/2002095068606611661

>>1093291 I will LICK my wife!!!!

>>1094266 I want to hug her and make sure she knows everything's alright

uuuu icey uuuu

>>1094266 Poor little sis

>>1094266 this is why you should prefer a man burglarize you instead Immy (I am that man)

no shibi till christmas according to her schedule

more time to get platinum, pinpals

>>1094331 we literally cant play with Immy if you rank up above Gold 3 i think

Mara is going live right when I needed a distraction, and with a good game, yay

>>1094327 She said she wanted to do ASMR on Twitch on Saturday, but if she feels bad tomorrow it may not be until Christmas, yeah.

>>1094346 Man I feel like people made her scared to play Rivals on stream. I liked seeing her have fun

The cake Immy made at 3AM didn't turn out great

mercy modiste

>>1094407 Not enough yaoi in that room to be Mercy

>>1094410 idk im seeing a lot of shonen sports anime, we know only fujoshis watch those

>>1094364 I feel bad. I didn't want her to give up on rivals, just keep it to a minimum

>>1094346 february?! isn't that a little late

>i got a new toy...time to put it to good use~ https://x.com/SinthyaNSFW/status/2002116811601686897 She posted more on Sinsly

Quetzu has a 1.0 Solsy Model Art item on throne now. It comes with a nude base, one alt hair style, one outfit change, and second pose. This is unrelated to that, but I'm making a list of toggles and ideas for Quetzu's 1.0 model. What would you all want to see for toggles, hairstyles, clothing, poses, animations, and features? Also if you want, feel free to make suggestions for the other girls current models too. The main one I've come up with so far is an arms holding Solmate toggle. Similar to the one Immy has for her 2.0 because it's extremely cute. Toggle 1 Holding solmate in her arms facing her, like a nuzzle into her chest and neck Additional sub toggles: Breastfeeding Solmate Petting / Stroking head and back Toggle 2 Holding solmate on her arms facing viewers, similar to the Immy 2.0 Pinpal holding toggle Basic behavior: animates with her model and squishes and bounces as she moves Additional sub toggles: Enable face animation that match hers, eyes and mouth move as hers do Expression toggles: happy, embarrassed, surprised, hungry, sleepy, scared, bottle feeding, horchata sipping, eating / chewing, sleeping

>>1094507 I like some of you guys and love one of the girls, but honestly I'm just here for the boob toggles.

vietnamese-canadian nipples in my mouth

this with immy https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/138786778

The discord updated the assets channel to have the 2.0 heads.

la creatura...

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

i need to do a sex collab with icey snowpaws

>>1094707 When I ask for head

>>1094676 seeing if this one works

>>1094746 I see it.

>>1094761 Sleepy girl.

>>1094746 thank you i was too lazy to download it

>>1094746 I'm now thinking about immy squirting again

rimmy is the best design in vallure

fuck today fuck this month fuck this year >>1094441 the tentacle corruption... >>1093947 nectar of the gods

Phyla is singing on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/phylaeinrose

>>1095037 Wait never mind that was last stream's title still on. She's doing feetcam ASMR

>>1095037 her feet sing so wonderfully

https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/2002169584191955430 azu league goatsly vod uploaded with bonus mating press (which i did to her)

New Immy ASMR video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsYrqLmmpik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsYrqLmmpik New Immy ASMR

>>1095266 >>1095267

Phyla and Quetzu's asmr is way to fucking quiet man. Every time I have to turn my volume up to like 80 just to hear their voices. Then any time my pc gets a notification it kills me. >>1095266 >>1095267 What the sigma

>>1095270 i tuned into phyla on twitch and couldnt hear anything, i thought she mightve been muted

>>1095272 Nah. She's not talking much this stream though.

>>1095266 >Down the the last second too Woah

>>1095266 >>1095267 We are brothers

>>1095270 Set everything to do not disturb and make sure you don't get notifications from anything else anyway. That's all I can really suggest on your end. It's part of the "ASMR mic" thing, they expect you to just have your volume at like 95% or higher.

the pinpal hivemind is too strong

>>1095283 POOKIE IS LOVE POOKIE IS LIFE

>>1095270 1. get an amp 2. lower system sounds on the windows mixer to 10

[Phyla update] These are the panties she's wearing rn. https://x.com/PhylaNSFW/status/2002185151649022192

>>1095281 >>1095305 Thanks for the help Mercy bros. I'll just use the sound mixer.

>Immy barking in her ASMR video so cute

>>1095270 Turn on your pc to 100% volume, go to your pc audio mixer and turn everything else down. Or put your pc on DND if it allows it.

>>1095281 They have to have the gain low so it doesn't sound weird and do weak peaks with anything touching the ears.

>>1095344 >Mercy bros How do we tell him

>>1095394 If you post Mercy to become Mercy bro. I don't make the rules pup bro.

Azura is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCp6QT4aM-A

>>1095397 You're right

Azura is a dog girl she's so cute

>>1095346 is it strange that i find women barking erotic?

>>1095398 Azura is live take 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HeY6Kf3L6E

>>1095426 I also think it's kinda hot in certain contexts, like when Immy does it

That lolicon awards Shibi retweeted a bit ago. Shibi and Immy made it in. https://x.com/IrinaKumai/status/2002133555573350546

>>1095426 No you're not alone

>>1095426 i like when women bark because i find their attempts at intimidation humorous and it makes me want to correct them

>>1095485 >>1095546 >>1095561 guess i am a pinpal at heart

i know she warned me on twitter but i cant make these early streams mercy...i've missed like an hour of precious wife time

why havent any of these girls been sleeping lately?

>>1095850 too much sex with me

>>1095882 i made this post using a vpn

thinking about mara

>your oshi You come home from work one day, and everything seems the same as it always does. However, there's a distinct smell of burnt hair and a nice dinner in the house, and she's acting panicked over something but won't tell you what it is. She refuses to meet your gaze, until you finally just force her to look you in the eyes and you finally realize what's wrong. >how long does it take for you to realize her eyebrows are missing? >how did she burn them, and only them, off? Was it "experimental recipe with a blowtorch" (such as a flambéd dessert like Bananas Foster) gone wrong, or was it just "doesn't know how to use a gas stovetop?" >how long does it take for her eyebrows to return? >does she try to fake them while they grow back, or does she raw-dog it and pretend nothing is wrong? <bonus for the 2 points on the back: does she force you to shave yours off in solidarity? I really liked Wotakoi, that was cute; thanks for the suggestion. The background references to other anime the studio did were neat, although me personally I'd never own an Eromanga Sensei poster in my living room.

speed grapher might actually be the funniest show ever produced

im too sleepy to jerk off. why can't immy come here and grind her cunny on my dick?

>>1096089 > >how long to realize not long, you really dont notice eyebrows much until theyre gone, she probably hasn't noticed either >how considering she was banned from the kitchen by her mom i'd say the second >how long for them to return idk a week? they dont take that long to grow back. But maybe i'm confusing them with eyelashes >does she fake them i'm torn between "she's so concerned about how it makes her look she goes to a makeup artist" and "she knows that's too expensive so she follows a youtube guide and rawdogs it" >does she force you to shave yours she doesn't outright say it but implies it enough for me to notice and do it

apparently a couple of months ago youtube rolled out an adblocker update that prevented people with adblockers from being counted as views, this seems to help with that if anybody cares: https://github.com/Scrxtchy/ReturnYoutubeView

uuuuu icey uuuuu i bet she's spending time with her family and forgot all about us

>>1096784 while i'm all for this kind of thing, i'm not sure this is actually true if i go to my youtube channel and watch one of my videos that i am certain 0 people have ever seen other than myself, the viewcount still increments by 1 within a few hours and i have ublock installed