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WWE June 2019 Megathread:Summertime edition Boliever 06/01/2019 (Sat) 23:32:19 Id: 096aaa No. 143307
Heyman announces Lesnar will cash in on Rollins this Monday >After Brock Lesnar learned about the one-year clause in the Money in the Bank contract, the question on everyone’s mind was when The Beast would make his move. Now, Paul Heyman has put the matter to rest: It’s happening this week, and it’s happening against Universal Champion Seth Rollins. >Following the McMahon family’s opening of an executive review to determine Lesnar’s punishment for “disrespecting” the Money in the Bank contract, Paul Heyman went on the offensive, declaring that his client would take a proactive rather than reactive strategy and would cash in on Rollins this Monday. https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/1134535304390545411 >There is still some suspense at play here. Heyman did not specify when The Beast would be cashing in, only that it would occur between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. ET, "at a time of [Lesnar's] choosing." Still, that doesn't mean the title is Brock's for the taking. Rollins is one of the only men to crack the code of defeating Lesnar, and with the champion at least having some specifics to work with, his chances of a repeat are higher than Heyman and Lesnar are likely willing to admit. Not dead yet >WWE Super ShowDown will play host to a first-ever battle between The Undertaker and Goldberg, but both Superstars have been conspicuously absent since the match was announced. That’s fixing to change this Monday when The Last Outlaw rears his head on Raw just days before the bout. What he’s going to say is anybody’s guess, but tuning in will be essential to anybody wondering what’s on The Phenom’s mind … and, of course, whether he ends up having some unannounced company … Roman Reigns to team with The Usos to battle Drew McIntyre & The Revival >Roman Reigns’ rivalry with Drew McIntyre has fumed ever since WrestleMania 35, while The Usos and The Revival are just getting started. This Monday night on Raw, the two grudges will collide in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that pits Reigns and his twin cousins against McIntyre and the cocky “Top Guys,” who are already one-up on The Usos following a victory two weeks ago. Which team will walk out of Raw with bragging rights? These colors don’t run >Last week’s Raw brought with it the grim news that the injured Rey Mysterio will be forced to surrender the United States Championship, as a separated shoulder will prevent him from defending it. Samoa Joe, understandably, is licking his chops and for a very specific reason: The Samoan Submission Machine has already announced he’ll be waiting for Mysterio’s abdication to take back what he bolieves is rightfully his following a controversial loss at WWE Money in the Bank. Ladies first >Lacey Evans cast aside her partnership of convenience with Charlotte Flair on SmackDown LIVE when she got into a post-match brawl with The Queen, though that could end up being a bit of a double-edged sword for The Sassy Southern Belle. On one hand, now she has Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold all to herself and as good of an opportunity as she’ll ever have to relieve The Man of her last remaining title. On the other hand, Evans now has no backup against The Irish Lass Kicker, and with Lynch having formed something of an alliance with Nikki Cross, that could leave Lacey down a man — so to speak — as she makes her move. Time will tell if her strategy pays off or if Evans has made a grave tactical error.
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>>144327 Actually I shouldn't be surprised, you're the kind of person that probably wants to get dom'd and pegged by Alexa
>>144329 >if alexa was eight inches taller >wanting bliss to be 5'8 Jesus Christ, what a faggot. There are retard marks like that for every wrestler though.
>>144331 this is beyond faggotry. fucking reddit promoting cuckolding and being proud to publicly say they're a little bitch. disgusting.
>>144291 >BREAK rules >get banned >"wtf they're cucks"
>>144343 >defending banning people for saying a sentence wow look at this fag
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>>144343 Having a global rule about muh racism is 100% cucked.
>>144329 That image is why humanity is overdue for a good culling.
>>144343 >defending cuckchan rules You best be baiting, boy.
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>>144280 >how shitty Stomping Grounds is selling WWE has been shit as it is of late and now in this post WM offseason you have an obvious B tier PPV like Stomping Ground where half of the matches are rematches we've already seen, who'd want to pay to watch this shit?
I think the entire 24/7 championship was just made by Vince for whenever he wants a good laugh. Oddly enough fans now care about this meme title more than any other belt in WWE, mainly thanks to R-Truth too.
>>144351 this is just a netflix adaptation of the Ironman Heavymetalweight Title
>>144351 what's that making wins matter even for a memebelt makes it interesting.
Reigns to battle McMahon & McIntyre in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match >Despite putting up with nearly constant interference from Shane McMahon, the resilient Roman Reigns emerged triumphant over Drew McIntyre at WWE Stomping Grounds. There is no rest in WWE, however. For as the dust cleared, an irate Shane-O-Mac made it clear that he and The Scottish Psychopath will look to punish Reigns in a 2-on-1 Handicap Match tonight on Raw. Will Reigns defend his yard against such overwhelming odds? United States Champion Ricochet to battle AJ Styles tonight >Ricochet took full advantage of his first singles title opportunity by overcoming Samoa Joe to capture the esteemed United States Championship. Now that he’s titleholder, however, it is clear that he will have no shortage of challengers. >Case in point: Moments after AJ Styles, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson invited themselves into the new titleholder’s photoshoot, The Phenomenal One said he would see Ricochet on Raw. >WWE.com has since learned that the two Superstars will, in fact, square off in a non-title match. Will Ricochet rise above? Will Styles end the celebration and set himself up with a future title opportunity? Seth Rollins’ Universal challenges >Seth Rollins retained his Universal Title at WWE Stomping Grounds despite the underhanded efforts of Baron Corbin and Special Guest Referee Lacey Evans, who changed the rules throughout the matchup. Now that Rollins has toppled Corbin, will a new contender step up, or are Seth’s problems with The Lone Wolf just beginning? The Man might not be finished with The Lady in the aftermath of WWE Stomping Grounds >Lacey Evans may have cost Rollins the Universal Title if it wasn’t for Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold, who stormed the ring and took out The Sassy Southern Belle. Becky beat The Lady in their Raw Women’s Championship Match, but it’s a safe bet that this heated rivalry will continue to burn tonight on Raw.
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Holy shit guys check this out
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>>144399 Hold the fucking phone, does the US title have Rusevs nameplate on it? Or have I inhaled some toxic fumes
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Who could be responsible for the state of Monday Night RAW?
>>144406 BIG DOG STRONG
R-Truth is possibly more over than anyone on the roster
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gotta say the main event with aj going over clean was pretty entertaining even with all the flippy shit. but aj once again beats the gays also no Firefly Funhouse that's fucked up.
>no firefly funhouse or bray Maybe he'll show up on SD. In the meantime have some Orange Man to tide you over.
How will Kofi Kingston react to Samoa Joe’s attack? >WWE Champion Kofi Kingston leapt over Dolph Ziggler and out of a steel cage to victory on Sunday at Stomping Grounds, then bested both Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens in consecutive matches on Monday Night Raw. But the champion did not have a moment to rest last night, as Samoa Joe crept up behind him and put Kingston’s lights out with the Coquina Clutch. How will the WWE Champion react to this shocking sneak attack? Who will be next to step up to Booley? >At WWE Stomping Grounds, Booley turned back the challenge of Alexa Bliss, defeating The Goddess to retain her SmackDown Women’s Championship. When asked who should be next to step up to the plate, The Hugger named just about everyone on the Team Blue roster, from Charlotte Flair to Liv Morgan. Will any of these women be next in line to challenge Booley? Has Bryan & Rowan’s tag team revolution hit a roadblock? >Daniel Bryan & Rowan’s crusade to bring respect to the tag team division took another step forward at Stomping Grounds when they defeated the powerful Heavy Machinery to retain their SmackDown Tag Team Titles. However, their cause may have taken a step back when they were eliminated first in an Eight-Man Elimination Tag Team Match by The New Day, thanks to an inadvertent assist from Raw Tag Team Champions The Revival, who could not get on the same page with Bryan & Rowan. >Can the champions bounce back? Have Xavier Woods & Big E put themselves in position for a future SmackDown Tag Team Title opportunity? How will Shane-O-Mac & McIntyre react to The Undertaker's return? >Shane McMahon & Drew McIntyre had Roman Reigns on the ropes, set up for a Coast-to-Coast, when their fortunes took a dark turn. >The Undertaker made a shocking appearance on Raw last night, snatching Shane-O-Mac out of the air with a Chokeslam, then staggering McIntyre with a big boot and a flurry of punches. If the surprise arrival of The Deadman wasn’t enough, The Best in The World & The Scottish Psychopath soon learned that they would be facing The Big Dog & The Phenom in a huge tag team battle at Extreme Rules. What will be the fallout of this stunning turn of events?
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>still no bray or firefly funhouse Zorktron debut when
>the state of booley
FULL MATCH - Alexa Bliss vs. Booley: WWE Extreme Rules 2017 still the best wwe match of the modern era
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>WWE has named Paul Heyman as Executive Director of Monday Night Raw and Eric Bischoff as Executive Director of SmackDown LIVE, newly created positions reporting directly to WWE Chairman & CEO Vince McMahon. >In their executive roles, Heyman and Bischoff will oversee the creative development of WWE’s flagship programming and ensure integration across all platforms and lines of business. The creation of these roles further establishes WWE’s ability to continuously reinvent its global brand while providing two distinct creative processes for its flagship shows. Is it actually happening for real? Heyman and Bischoff with real creative control? I can't bolieve it. Either way will still have Vince as the final say but interesting to see WWE even do this.
>>144563 I'M BAAACK
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>>144563 Flip those two brands around and we're literally back in 2002. Don't know why the hell they're using such outdated images for Heyman and Bischoff in official materials though, former was taken around the time he managed Heidenreich and the latter was taken towards the end of his run as Raw GM around the same time, just before he shaved his hair completely. Pic related is how they look nowadays.
>>144565 It's marketing 101. They choose depictions that look the greatest.
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>>143583 FUCKING IMAGINE
>>144286 >>144287 >>144288 >>144290 Imagine hating Hogan for saying nigger but not for him being a shithead who never put anyone over whilst holding the industry's progress hostage by exercising his creative control and being a total egomaniac.
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>>144572 Spoiler: Asses smell like shit, literally


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