Here are the invites from Wrestlemania 31 and 32. I don't seem to have saved the one from last year though.

>>102242 these cringy invites are how I found wooo be that a curse or a bless you decide

>>102242 >8chan fell down just before Wrestlemania 33 last year

>>102245 Fuck me, that's right, everything went to shit on Wrestlemania last year.

>Universal Probably Lesnar retains, otherwise he'd probably ragequit the company like a BITCH. >WWE Tough call. THE GAY COMMUNITY destroyer or the NJPW cool guy. >Intercontinental Probably Seff, since they're building his story up like the Christian "one more match" thing. >Wymyn Tough call. "My dad almost died" vs "UNDEFEATED FOREVER AND EVER NOT EVEN ROCK'S COUSIN COULD BEAT ME". >Cruiserweight Surprise entrant Neville. >MMC Tough call. Put RRR over, or put haich over.

>nakamura >cool not true but people really think this so there is 65 percent chance he will get the belt. maybe AJ actually chose him. idk. hopefully it wont be a bad match. >lesnar quits cause rage stop being a this much of a mark. 50/50 but for i have a sick feeling roman will get the belt. >IC as of now Finn will probably get the belt. other ones. dont know

Anyone else here going to the show live? I'll post photos and shit while I'm there.

>>102242 Here's last year's

>>102258 >otherwise he'd probably ragequit the company like a BITCH.

>>102239 I might change my mind depending on how they script the shows leading up, but this is how I see it now: >Lesnar v Reigns I don't really need to even post a prediction do I? We all know how this one shakes out, it was handed down in a prophecy from ancient times, you can stop it no more than you can stop death it's self. >AJ v Nakamura This is one of the few matches I'm on the fence about, still I say the title goes to Nakamura here to elevate him, AJ doesn't really need it so that's how I see them booking it (maybe even sending AJ to Raw afterwards?). >Miz v Rollins v Balor Lol Miz retains just kidding, Balor gets it because he needs something and they won't just leave him hanging since he's Haitch's boy. >Flair v Asuka Asuka is going over, no doubt, face win to make everyone happy. >the rest Who cares?

>NXT Title Black wins. Almas loses 5lbs and goes to 205. >NXT Women's Title Feels early for Shayna to win, but I'm thinking she will, then drop it to Kairi. Maybe Moon will go to SD >NXT Tag Titles Undisputed Era retains >NXT NA Title I'm thinking Adam Cole >Universal Title Roman wins. Hopefully it's a potatofest. >WWE Title Shinsuke wins, AJ goes to RAM after mania and joins up with the BC. Or feuds with Finn for the IC title. >IC Title I'm guessing Balor. Maybe Seth though. >Raw Tag Titles Braun win plz >SD Tag Titles Mallot Mates >RAM Women's Title Nia wins because muh fat acceptance >SD Women's Title Asuka wins I'd assume. I wouldn't put it past them to have Charlotte end the streak though. Not sure who else would on SD. Unless there are some good NXT callups after mania. >US Title Orton retains I guess >CW Title Hopefully Drew. Probably Cedric. >Mixed match I'd assume Ronda's going over >ARMBAR Uhh, Elias? >FAMBAR Probably a horse

>>102583 Hi Brock.

>>102587 I fucking wish, getting paid millions of dollars to no show and getting to fuck Sable every night? Sign me up. You're a mark getting worked brother.

Alright goys here are some predictions for the non title matches at mania that haven't been announced yet but are almost certainly happening >gargano vs ciampa Gonna go with ciampa on this one >Booley vs sasha we all know this is happening just get used to it, Booley will probably lose though lol >Zayn Vs Owens with some shit going on with Dbry and Shane Going with Owens And that's the roundup, also calling it now hogan returns to be braun's partner

AJ should win to get revenge for WK10 but that probably won't happen. If he loses, I hope he goes to RAW. Also, when was the last time the WWE championship was successfully defended at Wrestlemania? I think it must have been 6 years ago at WM28 where CM Punk defended it against Chris Jericho. Since then the title has always changed hands. Interesting how at Wrestlemania the title changes hands more often than not whereas at Wrestle Kingdom, the IWGP Heavyweight title has been successfully defended all decade long.

>>102586 Speaking of NXT, wonder who is going to get called up to the main roster on the RAW/SD post Mania. AOP probably, maybe on RAW, in that case, since Braun has sights on the tag titles, would be big to see AOP vs Braun or maybe they team up to form a massive stable, maybe even Lards Sullivan joins them

This Wrestlemania is gonna be a bigger shit show than the last few. The real question is how will it be worse than the others? >WWE Universal Championship Ramen because Bork will leave for UFC or other shit (note: Autism). Vinny will go ham pushing Ramen. >WWE Championship I'm betting on Nakamura. Hopefully it'll be watchable. >Triple Threat Match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship Seth too make it look like the Shield is still dominate as singles. We all know Finn is fucked. >WWE SmackDown Women's Championship Charlotte will probably BREAK the streak. Gotta make Ric's kid look good now that her matches have Cena's Superman Mode shit in the.m >Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Final Who gives a shit about the Loserweight Division? >Mixed Tag Match for HHH's ego The Authority. With the upcoming switch, I can see Rhona fuck over Kurt. >Moolah Rumble This is going to be a shit show of all kinds. >Cena v. Undertaker Big Match Jhon

Even in years where I haven't liked the product, I've always been able to get hyped for Mania. I'm just not feeling it this year though. Anyone else struggling with this? Any way to get into it?

>>102835 I don't know. The past 2 years I got hyped because we invited other boards for extra shitposting ofcourse last year the site was fucked during WM33 so that sucked

>>102835 Once taker comes back to start building for him and cena that should make it more exciting. nakamura vs styles is gonna be good don't get too pessimistic with that. Demon Balor entrance with Gallows and anderson should be fun, We're probably gonna get matt vs bray at mania too with some crazy entrance. Jeff Jarrett going into the HOF is going to be a sight to see, The NXT show is shaping up to be really damn good and finally after this show Roman will just be the next cena and we don't have to fuck about for the next year to build it up. He's just gonna be the top star and they can move into different programs with him which will be better than what's going on now with brock. Finally if none of that gets you going look into the other shows that weekend like JOEY JANELA'S SPRING BREAK 2, the kenny cody match, golden lovers vs best friends, suzuki coming to the US, Tanahashi in ROH, and most importantly seeing how fucking bad the Impact show is going to be.

>>102812 i just read that they might change the name of the moolah rumble after the internet exploded in rage this week

>>102958 Even with the name change it'll be a shit show mess like the FRITS HISTROCALIL RUEMBL. Why in the fuck do I want to see the same match with the same result (Cena's slut fiance and her slut sister are 2 of the last 4 women with whoever the WWE is pushing like Botcha, Asska, or Charlotte, everyone else gets buried)? I know this sounds like a REEE CENAS SLUT FIANCE shit post, but the whole point is if it's going to more or less have the same results as the first one, who gives a fuck? Even Numale soycucks would be disappointed. >>102957 I can't tell if you're sarcastic or serious.

>>102960 I'm being serious, I'd rather just bite the bullet and get roman and brock over with so the top of the card can move onto other shit. And everything else I said looks good I think looks good. This is a much better card then last year imo it's just had a much shittier year to build up to it.

>>102958 They changed it yeah

>>102594 >brock never showing up outside of ppvs and "show before ppv hype" is just a work bro >>102837 >>102835 Assuming the site doesn't go down this year like last year, this is absolutely 100% sacntioned for this year. Invite everyone for shitposting, make some dank invite and get it out there. I mean, stay away from posting the invite on /pol/ because you guaranteed won't get anything but a ban there from it but the more the merrier especially if people stick around for the regular threads. As for the show looking kind of bad, even a bad show can be worth shitposting about.

>>102960 The Andre the giant battle royale started 4 years ago but it already became pointless because it doesn't matter who wins, the winner never gets a push, aside from Corbin I guess but actually he only got going once he got drafted to SD after the brand split, so the point still stands. So likewise, how can anyone honestly be excited about a female version? It's a fucking time waster, especially if they put it on the main card rather than the pre show where it only belongs. >>103051 Last time Jim saw the invite and made a site wide announcement about it because apparently he's a fan of wrestling. Would be good to contact him to remind him just in case but I don't know his email and his twitter account is suspended. Invites usually go out a week before Mania when the card is finalized so there is still time for that. https://web.archive.org/web/20170404154651/http://8ch.net/wooo/res/54895.html https://twitter.com/xerxeswatkins/status/847420925750333441

Made an invite still have the gimp file open so if you want me to change any text I can do that

>>103055 Shit posted the wrong version sorry. This is the less BIG one

>>103055 >>103056 >/woo/ Personally speaking, I don't know if Cena vs Taker is or will be confirmed, so I'd wait until Cena's match is finalized. Also the story of Braun and the tag titles, they might throw him a partner I feel Elias I think, as weird as it sounds but it kinda works Not a fan of that title tagline. I think you could come up with something better, maybe something about daily dose or better yet, a wrestling tagline since something like that has always been used. Else not bad but again, >/woo/

>>103051 >the board owner is a mark who really thinks Brock legit no-shows and that this isn't just an angle in a desperate attempt to get Roman cheered Wew lad, I'll say it one more time: Glad to see Kayfabe alive and well.

>>103064 t. Brock Lesnar

>>103065 see >>102594

>>103064 Are you saying Brock does dark matches or something? Or are you just gay?

>>103051 Isn't Bork part-time like Cena though? >As for the show looking kind of bad, even a bad show can be worth shitposting about. This. I want to see how this Wrestlemania will be worse than the last one, and the last worst one before that one. We all know this WM is going to be a shitshow.

>>103081 Does anyone here actually have the dubdubee network?

>>103057 I based the title tag line on the Ja[LOUD BOOING]an storyline from this summer but I can change it if enough people don't like it. Also cena vs taker is definitely happening but I'll change the braun thing if that changes but from the dirt sheets that's apparently the plan. This is why I kept the thing as an editable file.

>>103083 >based the title tag line on the Ja[LOUD BOOING]an storyline Ah I see. Maybe if you added 'bastard black son' I may have gotten the reference but that's just me. Jordan's missing out on Mania so that's another reason why I thought it didn't fit but whatever.

>>103091 It's literally the only funny thing to happen from Western wrestling this year. If you have a better idea I'd love to hear it but I really struggled to think of one.

>>103082 i used to, because I love old wrestling. then it ran out, and I hit exdubyatee and just downloaded them all.

I won't even watch if Cena isn't on the card.

>>103146 >Actually buying the story that Cena might not compete at Mania Cena fan pls. Even when he wqs injured 2 years ago he still appeared at WM32.

>>103083 changed the tag line, cleaned up the logo and added some effects I'm gonna make some square ad ones too later this week

In all seriousness, its going to be terrible. >naka will win >asuka will win >cena vs taker >hhh >rousey fucking YUCK!!!!

>>103154 oh yea, roman will also win. of course

>>103154 I think cena vs taker and Nakamura vs styles sound good but maybe that's just me idk. I'm not 100% negative on everything with wwe right now though so yeah.

>>103156 it's just really predictable

>>103153 Looks a lot better now.

>>103157 Predictability isn't always bad in my mind. I'd rather have a predictable well thought out show then a swerve-ariffic one that was decided on the day of. The most unpredictable thing is going to be if they clear dbry to wrestle or not tbh. That all being said I agree this shit hasn't been built up as being that exciting. One of the tv show being shit doesn't help and the focus on the rousey match on every show has been gay.

>>103159 i agree, since shit has almost always been predictable, even in the 90's. still though, it's just a terribly booked event overall. i was actually thinking of subscribing to the network to watch it, but i am not giving them the ratings.

>>103159 >That all being said I agree this shit hasn't been built up as being that exciting. Yeah, same as last year honestly. Like, all year round all year round Braun's been an absolute monster, but to cap it all off he decides to win the tag titles om his own? Feels like a weird match to have on Wrestlemania, ideally he would be in the main event but that was never happening. Even a singles match would have been better. The one storyline they seemed to have planned all year round for Wrestlemania was probably Ja[LOUD BOOING]an, but he's injured so whatever they had in store for him went out of the window.

>>103160 Some of the booking is okay, especially bludgeon bros they built them up well. It's been said before but they need to focus on making their long term booking better. I would understand not caving to fan demands for shit like rusev, fashion files, and turning roman heel if you had a real clear obvious plan for everything but it just feels like they made shit up week by week for most of the year, so why not give the fans what they actually want? Idk man the matches should still be fun enough this year but no one is watching wwe for match quality, just for story and spectacle.

>>103153 I'll change the thing since braun is gonna have a partner now

>>103154 This needs Cena's face.

How's this for an ad?

>>103083 When should we starts spamming this ad on every board ?

>>103732 probably like a week before the show. I'll start taking ads out of this >>103617 then.

Here are my THEORIES on who braun's tag partner might be >Elias (most likely) >Joe >Bray reincarnated cause of the lake >Ja[LOUD BOOING]an And my favorite idea Hulk Hogan What're your guys' ideas?

>>103768 >mfw saving thumbnails >>103767 It's gonna be big boy Lars

>>103610 here you go fam >>103767 elias would be dope. imagine the shenanigans on raw with those 2 as tag team champs. DIMES

>>103767 I think it might be a one off Lars tag. I hope Braun isnt just a tag person from now on. It might be Elias since they keep feuding

>>103771 Braun is gonna have the tag belts AND challenge for the world title just to make him the big awesome monster.

>>102242 Hope the damned site doesn't collapse again.

Ey, Braun I heard ya need a tag partner

>>103823 oh my

>>103823 Back when Braun was still with the Wyatts, I think they tried to sign up Hafthor. Maybe they'll seal the deal after Game of Plebs finally ends, or at least have The Mountain vs The Mountain among men take place.

>>103825 >game of thrones will ever end lmao no chance in that. HBO owns it now and it makes them too much money. #CLEGANEBOWL GET HYPE

So have you faggots been getting the word around?

>>104502 Here's the final ad since Braun is teaming with someone and dbry is back

>>104559 I'll start posting this on /tv/ around sunday or so and sticky it there the day of. I'll take out some ad time starting on the wednesday beforehand too.

>>104560 banner ad and repoasting square ad, It costs 20 bucks a day to run the ad so I may not start it until friday or saturday unless you guys wanna pitch in

>>104561 Can't we just contact Jim or someone and get a site wide annoucement like last year? >>103054

>>104560 >>104561 just a edit of my old banner. here is the assets if anyone wants to redo it themselves.

>>104560 I'll spam on /bane/, /a/, /animu/, /tg/, /monster/, /vg/, /co/ and whatever other board comes up in my mind

>>104573 >not wanting Asuka to win

>>104562 The email is admin@8ch.net so if anyone (preferably the BO) wants to shoot him an email about an announcement for mania that'd be cool.

everyone wants bliss to be brauns partner but no way wwe does the indie men wrestler woman gimmick so if it isn't elias its gonna be braun and buddy murphy

>>104604 MMC and RAW/SD seem to be slightly different universes since none of the teams interact with each other on their respective shows.

I actually think Bliss WILL be Strowman's partner, she will just hang out on the apron, then tag in at the end to hit her finisher & win 50% of the audience will think they are good friends 50% will think she is just using him after being dumped by Nia It will freshen up the tag scene too because Sheamus/Cesaro have dominated too long

The one GOOD thing about WM3 I'll say is that they're not using some lame rap song by Flo-Rida or Pitbull this time. Not a hige fan of this Kid Rock song but it's more tolerable than the annoying crap from the past two years.

I had a dream the other night that I was watching Vengeance 2004 after not seeing it for years, and for some reason the first match on the card was Paul London and Brian Kendrick vs Chuckie T and Booker T. I woke up very disappointed, remembering that never happened and we live in the current year and would never get such fun things anyway.

>>104689 I had a similar dream, but it was '95 Goldust vs Jushin Liger vs Ultimo Dragon, on In Your House if IYH was brought back during the mid 2000's complete with an edgier suburban house set-up, the rest of the card was weird as shit: Cheeseburger vs The Hurricane, Edge vs Brian Pillman on a No DQ, Tanahashi dressed as Kamen Rider Kabuto vs HBK as Zero from Mega Man X, Okada suddenly brought his idol autism to the stage and started singing Love Live shit. Weird shit

>>104696 Where can I watch this?

>>104698 On an alternate universe were the WWE network is not utter dogshit

>>104688 Yeah no. RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT was at least somewhat catchy, Kid Rock is just annoying.

>>104688 What happen to my RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT meme?

>>104686 >lol just bury the entire tag division

>>104702 >Catchy Specifically why I didn't like it, none of these songs are any good but at least this kid rock one I can tune out and doesn't repeatedly bother me hours after I've heard it.

>>104696 We have unironically reached the point where our LITERAL dream booking is more entertaining. Kinda sad about this.

>>104782 Tell us anon, what was your dream booking last night ?

>>104894 The literal dream booking? I was the London and Kendrick vs people with T in their name guy, didn't dream about wrasslin' last night, but a couple of nights back I had a dream that I was in 1996 and was watching MPW era Kaientai wrestling ~1990 era Rockers, that was an entertaining bout. Later the card morphed into ruthless aggression era and I saw Motor City Machine Guns take on The Hardy Boyz and MNM, was a spotfest that I enjoyed thoroughly. I think Gedo has gotten into my head, I only dream of tag matches. At least I haven't gone full MULTI MAN TRIPLE THREAT 6 MAN TAG GAUNTLET SUPER MATCHES yet.

Okay but what about her. S-she's still our girl, r-right?

>>103056 >>103055 Reading the greentext on purple background is killing my eyes.

>>104896 She'll almost win the wymyns battle royale

>>104897 this final one >>104559 is better

Below is an invite template if you want to use it. Just posted it on /tv/ /wooo/ cordially invites you to WRESTLEMANIA 34 Live from New Orleans on sunday april 8th, only on the WWE Network or the streams below. Start time of 7 pm EDT 00:00 BONGLAND time, also 4:30 pm EDT for the preshow MATCHES INCLUDE >JHON CENA VS UNDERTAKER >RONDA ROUSEY & KURT ANGLE VS STEPHANIE MCMAHON AND TRIPLE H >ROMAN REIGNS VS BROCK LESNAR >DANIEL BRYAN RETURNS >AJ STYLES VS SHINSUKE NAKAMURA >BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT LIKE TWO BATTLE ROYALS AND PROBABLY A LADDER MATCH You can shitpost here or join us on >>>/wooo/ 8chan's premiere wrestling board http://watchwrestling.nl/ http://watchwrestling.uno http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html http://firstrows.biz/boxing http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream http://www.vipbox.biz http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream http://taima.tv/r/wooo/ http://taim.tv/r/woooalt/

>>104902 Good, spamming starts tomorrow

>>104908 It's part of the secret NJPW/WWE partnership brother hh

Rumor is that Samoa Joe will feud with Roman for the Universal title after WM34. If Joe is ready to go on the RAW after Mania, I can't see why he can't be at Mania itself, probably might return in the Andre memorial battle royale. But if that can happen, I just realized that instead of this Cena vs Taker shit, if Cena vs Joe could've happened, I'd take that instead. The vuildup would'v been far better since at least BOTH competitors would be there every week to build it up and the match itself may be better since both are still ready to go. Don't even care if Big Match Jhon wins or not, I feel more excited for this match which won't happen rather than Taker dragging himself out for one more match.

What a a shame they didn't put Wrestlemania in NYC this year instead.

Soon we will see if a site-wide announcement for Wrestlemania will exist.

>>104929 Bullimail Chodemonkey until he does it.

>>104932 BASED

>>104907 I assume spamming has started? Can all spamming wings check in with initial reports?

>>104969 Invitation threads on /a/, /tg/, /monster/ and /animu/ have been posted, another anon posted it on /jp/ Other anons can proceed with posting invitations on other boards

Strowman's wrestlmania partner

>>104993 Bumping it up a little, I know I am not the only fa/tg/uy here but I figure every little bit helps. >Besides we aint stopping until we reach SingleBoiety <ALL BOARDS ARE BO-ARDS, ALL BO ARE BO, ALL POSTERS ARE BOLIEVERS

Protip for spreading the invite, don't lead the thread with a webm, it's less likely to attract attention.

Invited /sp/ http://endchan.net/sp/res/246841.html

>>105242 You don't tell me what to do

/bane/ and /loomis/ have been invited >>105245 listen here

>>105246 >/loomis/ Good job retard. Now /co/mblr is going to show up.

>>105239 I'm fixing the other invite threads because I made the mistake of putting the webm first and not the card or the Piccolo dose gif

>>105247 You rang?

>>105268 the absolute STATE of art in 2018

>>105247 I figured we'd need someone to create some oc. Oh well.

>>105247 > Now /co/mblr is going to show up. Everyone and their mothers link to /loomis/ for their drawthreads, don't be so paranoid yet, be worried when someone actually decides to invite the /co/mmunists

>>105247 Gee! What's next? Somebody's going to invite /cuteboys/?

Thanks for the invite, kiddos -t. /monster/

>>105269 Post your work fgt

>>105286 still better than yours

You might like who just got invited. :^)

>>105290 >like who just got invited not saying >like /wooo/ just got invited terrible

>>105275 >implying implications

>>105289 Кино tbh fampai

The real question is, do we invite /v/ or not ?

>>105294 You can try, but Mark and his friends might end up shoahing it even faster than /pol/ would.

>>105292 >>105275 #ManiafOreVERyone

>>105401 >no dubs JUST

JUST U S T

Leaked WM 34 stage guys!

>>105408 the annual drop 8ch on mania weekend prank

>>105294 >>105305 /vg/'s a better option, far less cancer and no fat fuck, cake-eating, nofun BO deleting the thread.

Which politics board there's like 4 now? is invited?

>>105416 None of them

>>105416 None so far, and it should stay that way tbh, I don't want /leftycuck/ and /pol/ bringing their stable warfare here during 'Mania Wasn't a /leftypol/ user the one who DELETED the site during april's fools last year ?

>>105417 This, don't bring those faggots here. They'll try to make it about themselves

>>105418 Yep >>105416 >>105417 If you have to invite a politics board /4chon/ is the least shitty. They aren't actually a politics board in so much as they are a shitposting board that likes to pretend they are about politics when it can cause the most shitposting. I think Smiley is in time out right now so it shouldn't be an issue, so the entering ones should come without the worst sperg. I hope no one is thinking of inviting anything /cow/ related. The IBS shit is obnoxious as fuck gaymergate 2.0 in bringing in retarded redditors and eceleb dickriders, and filled with boring unfuny faggots that think every board and discussion is pretext to discuss their tired bullshit. JEWS needs to get his shit together and clean house soon.

>>105421 >/cow/ Fuck them, ever since they got into the upper mid-card of the top boards they have been the biggest shitfest of them all With those bastards plus the political boards out of the picture, who's left to invite aside from /v/ and /vg/ ? /tech/ ? /o/ ? /k/ ? /christian/ maybe ?

>>105423 Just invited /cow/

>>105425 >the bastard actually did it Good job faggot, you have doomed us all

brauns wrestlemania partner

>>105433 >cena and nu gay what a terrible banner

wwe is doing a huge sale on shirts should i get this?

>>105436 No

>>105437 :-(

the way my fucking internet has been acting i might not even have enough bandwidth to watch cuckamania if i found a stream. >it was down to 0.90 mbps

>>105416 >there's like 4 now When the fuck did this happen?

>>105440 there is like 20 political boars now

I have come out of yet another month long coma to give you my final accurate WM 34 predictions: >WWE Universal Title Match >Roman Reigns vs. Brock Lesnar Roman will win because. FUCK YOU VINCE >WWE Title Match >Shinsuke Nakamura vs. AJ Styles Nakamura wins because if you're Japanese you get to win. >Triple Threat for the WWE >Intercontinental Title >Seth Rollins vs. Finn Balor vs. The Miz Miz retains as longest reigning IC champion by some fuckery and process again why he's the best heel in history. >Fatal 4 Way for the WWE United States >Title >Rusev vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Randy Orton Rusev regains US Title I hope >RAW Women's Title Match >Nia Jax vs. Alexa Bliss Jax destroys Bliss because strong wymyn >SmackDown Women's Title Match >Asuka vs. Charlotte Flair Asuka keeps her streak and wins the title because Japan >RAW Tag Team Title Match >Braun Strowman and a partner vs. Cesaro and Sheamus STROWMAN MURDERS EVERYONE. He then proceeds to turn over the titan tron. >Triple Threat for the SmackDown Tag Team Titles >The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers vs. The Usos Bludgeon Brothers win otherwise the build up was for nothing and they look weak af. >Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon Rousey and Angle win. Shovel King would not be dumb enough to bury her this early or would he? >Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Owens and Zane win and keep their jobs. Doubtful they go with keeping them fired and then having them reappear during the draft. >Kickoff Pre-show: Finals of the WWE Cruiserweight Title Tournament >Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali Who gives a shit Alexander > Inaugural WrestleManiaWomen's Battle Royal Becky Lynch. Hasn't done anything in a while and has no current story. >Fifth Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal Dolph Ziggler.

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John Cena vs. The Undertaker will not happen. It'll be a one shot appearance where he destroys Cena or something.

>>105444 based miz and at least alexa and her rat face will get btfo

The salt when Bliss goes over is going to be amazing.

>>105416 >>105417 All of them except the commies legitimately, it's just the success of inviting /pol/ without it just being autoshoah'd and banned is low. >>105421 Any board that has that autist is trouble. You may as well go straight to /fringe/. It's going to be chaos bad enough without bringing in literal cancer.

>>105444 Dolph really deserves something at this point. It's getting ridiculous.

Looks like we got that site wide annoucement.

>>105453 >>105454 Congrats, now even the boards you didn't want to invite will be here. This is what you asked for.

>>105453 based 8ch admin gonna make /wew/ seethe by making the 8ch servers fuckign die during wrestlemania weekend again

>>105457 They're here >>105463 >>105461

I guess they buried the hatchet or they were friends all along?

Daniel is not a soy boy

Yes my shitposting intimidated codemonkey. I need to keep it up now that I know I can bully him into getting what I want.

>>105486 you're doing gods work anon

>>105488 Those trips don't lie. All gays must be slain.

>>105489 <trips

>>105490 Brah cut me some slack it was after noon. I am already piss drunk.

>>105492 lmao i did that tuesday. bout to go have a few right now.

im from /pol/ and what is this? I havent watched one wrestling match since 2007. Will this be worth watching if i go to a bar showing this? how long does a wrestlemania last anyway?

>>105496 >/pol/ You're better off jacking it to Trump speeches like the rest of you cucks do over there.

>>105496 8 fuckin' hours

>>105496 It will be worth watching, whether for good or for watching a trainwreck.

>>105497 lol did someone from /pol/ fuck your girlfriend or something? jesus, settle down, nigger. oh and I guess you havent been there in a while. these days theres a lot of dissent about Trump.

>>105498 goddamn. so maybe I shouldnt show up at 430. maybe 6 or so.

>>105501 Maybe people from /pol/ should shut the fuck up. Foreigners aren't welcome here.

is BO going to make a new sticky? >>105502 they should be allowed, but everyones obsession with Trump is really fucking disturbing.

>>105499 wrestlemaina will be a GLORIOUS trainwreck

>>105503 >they should be allowed, but everyones obsession with Trump is really fucking disturbing this tbh

Perhaps Hillbilly Jim is Braun's tag team partner?

>>105507 braun's tag team partner

>>105508 >>105508 >braun's tag team partner bray wyatt has been DELETED and Husky Harris will tag with braun. or alexa. team littlebig is canon

>>105512 >Rin is a blisscuck Why does everyone hurt me?

>>105513 literally 90%s of my posts are bliss stuff >>60833

>>105514 are the /tv/ bliscuck redditor?

>>105515 *are you*

>>105515 no. but i am the /wooo/ equivalent. i only post here and sometimes aspie when wew is slow

>>105518 >aspie

>>105503 Depends on how full this thread gets with shitposting before the actual event. There will be multiple threads for the event for sure.

>>105524 pls no bully ;_ ; if this board was more active i wouldnt need to use my sidechick

>>102239 Hi! Im from /strek/. So it starts at half 11 Bongtime right?

>>105535 Yup, that would be a good time to drop in.

>>105545 is that tonight or tomorrow? thanks for replying btw

>>105546 It's on Sunday. Here's the invite card in case you haven't seen it >>104559

>>105518 >all that slo mo jiggle Please cease, temptress.

>>105515 Yes

>>105525 Already 200+ replies here. I imagine there will be a new thread for the hall of fame tonight and NXT TakeOver tomorrow. A main cyclical thread for Wrestlemania might work on Sunday.

The Storm begins tonight at 6pm eastern. We are going to take back our country and we are going to do it utilizing the truth. Our goal is to mass redpill the masses on an unprecedented scale. Every person on the planet needs to wake up to the sickening things going on inside our country. We have to outreach the redpill to everyone utilizing every method and tactic at our disposal. Arm yourselves with redpill ammunition here. https://8ch.net/pol/res/11452828.html#11453617 We have strength in numbers, but we need to harness our chaos. Tonight’s the best time since we have the element of surprise and the shill rats will be away for the weekend. We have to split our ourselves into 4 core teams BROKEN down into 5 roles with the 6th role entirely being optional. Each team will have a different focus Team 1 – Exposing the Democratic Party's ties to Pizzagate to destroy the Deepstate Team 2- #metooJr and exposing Dan Schnieder to collapse Viacom and Pedowood Team 3- Redpills, the lies of the Jews and the JQ to collapse the (((msm))) Team 4- Anti-shill team + amassing soldier’s. Now these 4 core teams will be BROKEN down into 5 roles, with the 6th role entirely being optional. 1)Twitter vandalism 2)Facebook vandalism 3)mass chain text redpills to everyone you know 4)Instagram vandalism 5)fueling redpills on the Chan’s/ directing. Coordinating tactics 6)shitposting irl *If we need to go out there and post pictures of pizzagate then so be it. Go apeshit. Go ballistic. Vandalize everyone, everywhere and everything with the truth. * https://8ch.net/pol/res/11452828.html#11453617 If you want to make it easier on you text message this thread to everyone you know. Anonymously or not. And tell them to text message this thread to everyone they know. And it will run as a chain letter of continuation. **Or create your own thread retrofitting the redpills the way you like and deem most effective to then mass chain text. * We need to rally support on all of 8ch, Voat, 4chan, and everyone and anyone we can think off. Twitch, Reddit. YouTube, Twitter, everywhere we can think off *best way to coordinate ourselves is through the Chan’s , Voat and Discord *Ignore any opposition We need to rally 10,000 of us we to begin, and this is just the start. The more we keep at it, the more people will join us making our efforts even easier. 2500 per team, 500 for each role. By Monday morning, Viacom, the MSM, The Democratic Party, Pedowood and Israel’s influence on the world will be destroyed. Shadilay my brothers, and Deus Vult +++

>>105551 >The Storm begins tonight

>>105551 >/pol/ Invasion storyline

>>102239 >WWE Universal Championship I don't give a fuck tbh. Lesnar knows a total of 4 moves, and Reigns simply sucks. Still think Reigns will win this crappy title and Lesnar return to UFC. What a shame Paul Heyman fucks off. Who knows, WM35 return with CM Punk? that guy sucks at MMA and will lose his 2nd fight as well >WWE Championship I'm going with Nakamura. WWE needs to get this guy over somehow. AJ Styles' carreer will probably fall from that loss tho… >WWE Intercontinental Championship I don't care. I personally would prefer Miz winning 'cause he's indeed the one who made the ICC prestigeous. I could also live with Seff but not Balor. Balor should get a shot at the Universal Championship to bring this shameful thing to the top. >WWE SmackDown Women's Championship I don't care. >WWE Cruiserweight Championshit I don't care. >Mixed Tag Team Match I don't care. Prediction: WWE will somehow bring Taker and Cena in the show -> fight -> Taker wins -> Cena takes on locker room, turns heel -> gets another title run

>>105555 Nice quads

>>105547 >>105554 she looks like a lesbian Elyse Willems

>Lesnar vs Poochie Ramen take the win because the FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, Dunn and Vince are this retarded Still hoping that Lensar pulls out a HBK vs Hogan and turns the match into a shoot shitfest >AJ vs Nakamura AJ retains, Naka's over but not yet ready for that spot as champ I'm expecting both guys putting themselves over with match quality and decent spots >IC belt Triple Threat Wasn't this spoiled already a few days ago ? >SD Wymen's championship Asuka wins and gets drafted to Smarkdown >Andre's Batte Royale Matt Hardy DELETES THE OBSOLETE MULES and wins, gets to thrown all of his opponents to the lake of reincarnation and DELETE them >RAM's wymen's championship Samoan fatty takes the win >Bryan & Shane vs Fatty & Sharia law Daniel and Shane wins, Owens and Zayn get drafted to Raw Better card than last year, but still kinda shit

>>105551 >sticking to kayfabe this hard That's it I'm going back into a coma until WM

will there be streams?

>>105564 Yeah, and its free for one month! http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork or if you are a fellow poorfag try http://taima.tv/r/wooo and http://taima.tv/r/woooalt

>>105512 Why are the nips so obsessed with Littlebig? The amount of porn of those two on pixiv is ridiculous.

>>105566 Two biggest dimedrawers of each gender thats why

>>105566 >Height difference >Absolute polar opposites >Both are over as fuck (at least Strowman is) It checks most of the japs checkboxes

>>105551 holy fucking CRINGE

HOF live now boys

booley's fiancee reminds me of pedro from napoleon dynamite

is it only on the network?

>>105577 There'll be a Hulu-tier version for USA Network later tonight

BIG ASS BTFO CARAMEL WILL BE MINE

>>105579 >the smoothie center

if Scott Steiner shows up and works Goldberg into a shoot plz take pics >>105578 i checked and that shit is not on USA until 10pm tomorrow

>>105588 This bitch is average as fuck

well i think i know who cena is facing at wrestlemania

>>105588 >all that make up

Liv growing on me

W L O N E L F

WAY TO CUT ME OFF, BYRON

https://twitter.com/NickJacksonYB/status/982406132605112321 CORNETTY ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

>>105598 OH NO

>>105598 I really wish Cornette would just bend the knee and admit they and Kenny are good wrestlers. It just looks really petty of him to keep up this bullshit. I can even admit he might be right about the ECW thing, but he definitely isn't on this front.

Rossy trying to steal Kairi back

>>105579 >immediate ejection from the Smoothie Center

God I love the Dudley's. TLC and TLC 2 are probably my favorite matches of all time.

>E&C, The Dudley Boys and the Hardy Boyz up on stage together Never I would have dreamed I'd see that again. Goddamn, my fucking childhood.

Thank you Dudleys

>mfw thought they legitimately cut Dudleys >didn't see Bubba asking for the table FUCK! Anyone got a webm?

>>105609 that was an actual shoot

>>105618 >h'you h'know h'why? h'I get to do h'what h'I h'what, h'when h'I h'want h'when h'I h'want

El Santo movies are fucking kino

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/982416233717891073

God Booley looks like dumb cattle. Like literally nothing going on behind the eyes.

>>105627 Nah, that's just your reflection, cunt.

>>105627 its part of her gimmick and upcoming heel turn

>>105628 got eem

What the fuck is this theme what's happening oh god

>>105629 pretty sure Sasha is going to be heel with the whole "raise my hand" thing

>>105633 Why does Sasha always look like she shit herself?

>>105633 >booley's just going to keep being a jobber

>WWE Universe >HASHTAG Of course the woman is a corporate shill

>>105635 its not fair

>>105635 >He said while posting with a Bo flag ohohoho

>>105638 THIS IS BO'S YEAR HE IS GONNA GO OVER

>>105639 there is worse things than hanging with G.O.A.T. Miz that i was just pretending promo they all did was top notch

>>105638 Bo is killing it with the Miztourage. Booley is losing to Sasha solely Sasha's heel turn with no plans for booley

She's showing child porn now damnit

So while I'm here, does anyone have any place besides Vince's Roman Network one can watch relatively recent WWE shite? I want to watch the Wargames match but I couldn't find it anywhere.

>>105645 You can't torrent?

>>105645 you can watch raw, smackdown and nxt on hulu.

>>105647 Couldn't find it anywhere.

>>105645 All the sites I know of got it taken down by now

>>105645 is this what you mean?

>>105649 http://itorrents.org/torrent/3F2CFA8075C814F55028085C2C7BEAB54166E68E.torrent?title=WWE-NXT-TakeOver-WarGames-720p-WEB-h264-HEEL-[TJET]

Do any of you degenerates actually listen to Kid Rock?

>>105652 Much obliged! I suppose most torrent sites these days are blacklisted from jewgle's search queries, so it's harder to find That or I'm stupid.

>>105653 nope. the only song of his i like was picture with sheryl crow

>>105653 I used to like Kid Rock when I was a little boy

>>105655 I use a program called Bit Che it is good for searching. By the way I wouldn't be spoonfeeding if the match wasn't phenomenal and a must-watch.

>Dat shit eating grin on Braun's face when he hears the body slam comment Damn it boy why you got to make me like you even more?

>>105659 I am more than willing to take a ban over straight up /r/ing this, but thank you regardless.

>Rondas tiddies mmmmm

HERE WE GO! DOUBLE J!

lmao

NEVER DREW A DIME

>>105662 out of that gear you know they are hard like stones and just as pretty

>>105670 I still would

IT'S DOUBLE J!

God bless fucking Owen Hart.

>>105674 EXPLOITABLE

DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE LYRICS

>singing Jeff God bless Vinny for bringing the guy back.

>I smell great I seriously doubt that, niglet

Holy shit Taima chat is the worst example of balless numale cucks around. >Muh racism >Muh homophoobia >My misogny

>>105685 WRONG

>>105685 I honestly don't care about either the nigglet or the cunt, so from that perspective, it is a bit annoying. If you're gonna give the nigglet the fucking award at least make it about the goddamn nigglet.

BLACK LIVERS MATTER

Right I am going to need more beer for the next hour of this shit.

>>105692 I want this kid to manage Roman

Hotwheels should get the Warrior award next.

Dana's speech was longer than his

r8

>>105695 >MUH HUSBAND >MUH TEARS <oh and heres the kid

SALMON SUIT INCOMING

MOVE OVER INDUCTEES

>>105700 I miss the King Kong Bundy look.

>Crying What a fucking mark

WRASSLIN FAN! CORNETTE POPPED!

Little nigger in a salmon suit

>Asking for Owen's inclusion to Martha directly GOD BLESS YOU MARK! GOD FUCKING BLESS YOU!

Jarrius and Henry are gonna tag team Stephanie McMahon

Mark Henry is the least shit speech of the night.

>Retired Wait, when did he officially retire?

SALMON SUIT

>>105712 henry is more based than ever https://youtu.be/lDqTgAUjkdU?t=9m41s

>ruining a great HoF speech with SJW lefty shit FUCKS SAKE MARK!

What the fuck happened, Paige was actually cute. WHO DID THIS?!

>>105719 del cucko and cocaine

CMONBRUH

Seriously though, why is Heyman inducting Goldberg? Is it because they are both jews?

>>105722 why ask a question you know the answer to

>>105722 It's a mystery | |> | B | |

>>105720 >tfw will never purify Paige

Fucking christ this is painful

>doing the entrance MARKING OUT RIGHT NOW!

>>105727 DELETE yourself

>>105727 >WCW marks

OY VEY WHO'S NEXT!

JEWS ROCK!

>>105730 Not even. From his time in WWE and that fucking amazing EC match.

>>105725 she was one of the best looking ever in the wwe. now she is a literal fridge and her face is busted. >>105730 are G.O.A.T.

Goldberg workin the marks in his speech, based.

>>105738 OH NO

>>105738 They've been escorting a lot of drunk people out to be honest. That you Gahoole? Left section from your point of view, sixth row ninth seat. Wave

Man, everyone calling out Roman today.

>The jews are against Roman Roman Reings confirmed as the savior of the White Race

>hating on based Big Daddy Cool Diesel WORKED.jpg

>>105742 >Savior of the white race is a non white OH NO NO NO NO

>>105744 >being this asshurt

>>105744 Roman is just as white as I am, dude. You need to cut the anti-white shit. No more brother wars, okay.

>>105746 > just as white as I am, t.mutt

>>105747 achmed WORKED

>>105747 WHITER THAN YOU ACHMED I am probably the whitest person on 8ch. I am Italian, Finnish, Spanish, Morrocan, Polish, and Iranian.

This speech is longer than any match he's ever had.

>>105750 wew

>>105751 >tfw you need another abortion