Rest of the matches don't deserve the descriptions. Or pictures.

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF /WOOO/ MAJOR BOTCH WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR SUNDAY OCTOBER THE 28 IT MAY BRING A LOT OF INJURIES THERE MAY BE A LOT OF BIG SPOTS COMPLETELY BOTCHED THE BOTCHES WILL BE SO POWERFUL THEY MAY DO A LOT OF DAMAGE THEY MAY CAUSE LIGAMENTS TO TEAR AND BONES TO BREAK IN HALF PEOPLE OF /WOOO/ BE PREPARED

The fuck is wrong with their faces

Meanwhile, Dana, Booley, Jobsolution, Failconics, and Dana Brooke are wondering when they'll actually do something worthwhile on the show. It's sad knowing Charly Carusso has the most screen time out of all of them. >Toni Storm vs. Io Shirai (Mae Young Classic 2018 Finals) Who gives a shit? >NXT Women’s Champion Kairi Sane vs. Shayna Baszler Don't care either >Historic Women’s Battle Royal Match (for a future Women’s Championship opportunity) <HISTORIC…despite they already had 2 women's rumbles that didn't matter cuz Lousy Rousy, the Bellas, and Flair Lol, whatever >Trish Stratus & Lita vs. Alexa Bliss & Mickie James Move over, New Stars! Why is Alexa the only one that's new? >SmackDown Women’s Champion Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair (Last Woman Standing Match) Spoiler: Charlotte wins. Make. Charlotte. STRONK. >Sasha Banks, Booley & Natalya vs. The Job Squad Lol >Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Nikki Bella Once again, Move Over New Stars! Lousy will probably win this, but I won't be surprised if Nikki wins. Gotta make the Bellas look good, I guess.

>>129679 Sasha must be extremely butthurt right now.

>>129678 >lol dude all the matches suck Excellent post

Botch predictions? >Toni Storm vs. Io Shirai (Mae Young Classic 2018 Finals) Io is going to misjudge her moonsault and knee Toni in the face >NXT Women’s Champion Kairi Sane vs. Shayna Baszler Baszler's surprise submission catch spot goes wrong? Not too sure on this one >Historic Women’s Battle Royal Match (for a future Women’s Championship opportunity) Historic clusterfuck of botches, likely during eliminations >Trish Stratus & Lita vs. Fox & Mickie James Lita >SmackDown Women’s Champion Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte Flair (Last Woman Standing Match) Charlotte tries a corkscrew moonsault off the stage or something, lands badly >Sasha Banks, Booley & Natalya vs. The riotttttttttt Squad Botcha drops someone on their head, possibly herself >Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey vs. Nikki Bella A green shoot fighter against a rusty reality show diva. Nothing will go wrong

DESPY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN THEY CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>129713 Wrong thread, guess I should post my expectations for this women's PPV Botches Tedium Probably one fairly good match somewhere on the card, which gets heaped with praise as "coulda headlined mania" as people scramble to prostrate themselves publicly

TONI LIVE WITH CATHY AND TWO LOSERS

>>129681 >waaah u maed fun of muh tony ill make a reaction post to show my butthurt Great post, Booleyfag. I feel bad for you and anyone who thinks this shitshow will be good.

>>129679 >Went from one new star and 3 veterans to an all veteran match <2 of them are "retired," 1 is trying to make a Big Slow-like career Lol, I guess Lita and Trish are gonna win this one unless Lita or someone causes a botch

>>129720 >tony >TONY It's TONI, with an I. She's not Tony Schiavone. >Booleyfag Apart from illiterate you're also unoriginal.

>>129717 Why is she so cute

>>129724 Oh fug those first two are a bit bonkers, strange, they work fine elsewhere.

>>129723 >>129724 >>129725 So much autism over a replaceable bitch in 3 posts. So sad (I can't wait until Booleyfag replaces Tony).

>>129673 Women cannot wrestle.

>>129726 Says increasingly nervous man for 5th time this week

>>129726 Hi Booleyfag.

>>129734 >>129735 >Makes another butthurt reaction image post <Tries to twist it around like others are "nervous" I didn't think Booleyfag could be a bigger faggot than what he was.

Bruh

http://www.ringsidenews.com/2018/10/25/scalpers-unloading-wwe-evolution-tickets-10/ >Evolution is coming up fast and it seems like the scalpers might have bitten off more than they could chew with this one. It’s never good to see someone lose money, but some scalpers will definitely be taking a bath if they loaded up on WWE Evolution tickets — because they’re practically giving them away. Some tickets for the event are as low as $8-9 and we’re not even kidding. That is how badly scalpers realize they messed up with the event which might leave WWE with a lot of tickets sold but nobody in the seats. It’s both a good and very bad problem to have, especially for a first-ever pay-per-view of its kind. <Tickets are still available MUH HISTROIC PPV

>>129738 Should've went with my idea to hold it at Korakuen hall

>>129739 And it looks like more seats are available (Go back to pic 1). WYMZ RVVLCN MAGGLE

>>129737 apparently this is happening after Evolution. Could be fun. https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1056398771440046080

>>129741 Now that is worth a PPV.

Kickoff show starts in 10 minutes, place your bets on what matches get relegated to here.

>>129743 Probably the battle yorale

WOW BECKY MADE FUN OF EDGES INJURY WHAT A FACE!

Prematch starts when? 6:45? I'm not sitting through a preshow where Rosenberg acts like a full-blown, Sjwjew faggot.

>>129746 Rosenberg ain't here I don't think, it's just cole.

>Red carpet interviews <No one is around Heh

Does the production quality seem odd? Like there wasn't muhc effort put into this one compared to the other preshow PPVs.

>Rtruth interrupts the preshow LOL

>>129752 And he got more pops than the Thot squad

What the fuck was that Tyler Perry promo? And why are the Bellas in it?

>>129755 something about Bella Twins interviewing the stars of the movie who are playing twins.

>Let's interview some celebrity who really did nothing in the first WYMZ RUMBLE Because Maria Menunos totally invented the WYMZ RVLCCN with Stephanie

Thank you Stephanie for inventing women

==I INVENTED EVERYTHING! SOCIAL JUSTICE! FEMINISM! WYMZ RVLCCN! MEMES! EVERYTHING!"

>>129759 OH YES MY DEAR

>>129761 AND YOU BETTER ACCEPT IT!

Eve aged well

Hey Eve, remember the time you cheated on Zac Ryder, and you kissed John Cen-oh yea, WWE is trying to make everyone forget her heel moments, and how much of a dick Cena was as a face.

You know, I just don't see any snergy among Beth, Paige, and Renee, and Eve really looks like she's hoping no one will ask her about the card. I don't think Eve really knows what's going on.

I'm glad Stephanie invented Joshi wrestling

>You fought for everything, Steph Holy fucking shit, and I thought what the Saudis did with their "progressive" stuff was bad.

I don't have a problem with big women in wrestling but Nia is legit trash

Ronda "Sandy Hook was an inside job" Rousey

>Let's talk to someone about Shayna <Lousy Rousy tries to talk about WYMZ RVLCCN and herself <Has only been in the business for 9 months, and got pushed because she's a celebrity I wasn't expecting much, and I still I'm kind of speechless with this mess of a preshow.

Still a lot of empty seats 6 before the shit show starts

>>129775 So you can't have a Boo the Woo sign, but it's okay have a sjw-feminist sign they made up? That's some bullshit right there.

>>129773 She's still the biggest draw out of all these cunts. Womyn's wrestling is worthless and shit to begin with so a more popular shit wrestler is obviously the right choice for a top spot

>>129777 I'm surprised how it was supposed to be about Shayna, but it turned to be an all out Lousy Rousy segment

I'm only here for the thread.

Booley is a fuckin mark

>>129784 >you add more barriers to replace the barriers you got rid

>Alice Cooper is in the back <Guitar slut is in the ring because MUH FEMINISM Ok, I'm done. Fuck this.

My goodness

>>129787 that's fast

>>129789 It's Sjwmania all over again when guitar slut hogged the spotlight from Nakamura.

Bull Nakano namedrop

>Marry me Lita sign OHNO

>>129792 Shoutout to Tam Nakanos mom!

>we're so progressive >Joshi doesn't exist >Bull Nakano wut

>lita wrote the book on high flying I'm so close to turning this off

GANSO BOMB

>>129803 Stephanie McMahon invented joshi

"The Heartbrap Kid" Mickie James

>Mickie literally carries the entire match >eats the pin Fuck off

Unironically give mickie the belt and never use any of the other girls again

>20 women battle royale here it comes

McCool more like McCute

STARDOM LEGEND MADUSA

>Medusa looks legit psychotic Someone is going to be shot on

Molly Holly looks like THAT?

MOLLY MOMMY

Why couldn't this be Medusa vs Asuka bros?

The brapconiics

lol

>>129822 >Preshow

>>129823 >Evolution is coming up fast and it seems like the scalpers might have bitten off more than they could chew with this one. It’s never good to see someone lose money, but some scalpers will definitely be taking a bath if they loaded up on WWE Evolution tickets — because they’re practically giving them away. Some tickets for the event are as low as $8-9 and we’re not even kidding. That is how badly scalpers realize they messed up with the event which might leave WWE with a lot of tickets sold but nobody in the seats. It’s both a good and very bad problem to have, especially for a first-ever pay-per-view of its kind

>>129824 Those tickets were still sold, WWE will call it sold out

>>129825 Yeah, but they still get stingy over having no one in the seats.

Just stopping by to say that women cannot wrestle. Also Steph is the reason WWE is going to ultimately fail as a company.

Is anyone else noticing an absolutely awful microphone feedback from the commentators? It's really jarring.

ASUKA GEEKED

Ivory is fucking awesome

>>129832 *Joe Shi

>Maria's ass Wtf

Is this crowd hotter than usual for a WWE show? Surprised tbh

Fuck off WWE

Nia can't wrestle fuck off with this shit

Do you think Asuka still hates joshi?

>>129836 Now now, wouldnt want anyone to think you dont enjoy women wrestling would you? That would be pretty muhsogynist wouldnt it?

>>129839 Why she hates them? tldr?

>>129839 Don't they hate her

>>129841 She was pretty vocal about it before she left Japan afaik but I don't know much about it

Bah gawd it's Starlight Kid

>>129848 Yeah wtf?

Why the FUCK wasn't Meiko in the battle royal? Why weren't the final two Asuka and Meiko and they have a 25 minute classic with Asuka getting the title shot? Are WEE literally retarded?

MOONSARUTO

>>129850 Cause Meiko is in Japan

GERMAN ON THE APRON

>>129852 Someone in the shitty chat said she was in the crowd, didn't see her tho

Just as I said, non bolievers btfo

>>129852 Just saw her in the crowd, they flew fucking Meiko Satomura out just to sit in the crowd of an all women PPV. Think about that.

>>129857 I must of missed her then, but do you really want Meiko Satomura in the geek battle royale?

BIG BOOTY JUDY

>>129858 Yeah if it came down to Asuka and her I wouldn't care tbh

Toni looking real tiny. Is Toni exceptionally short? Could've sworn she was at least 5'6

Is the Japanese commentary better than the English like my animes?

>>129865 Is it even possible to change commentary with the Network?

>>129866 I guess we'll never know.

I don't watch WWE so I don't know how these matches were built up but shouldn't Booley and Sasha be in singles matches since they were actually part of this "revolution"

>>129871 Yes but they're pushing Nikki Bella down everyone's throat.

>>129873 Sasha looks really upset about it

>>129875 She looks great tonight

>>129877 I just feel sorry for her tbh, she looks so disappointed with herself

>Bailey misses the ring dive >Botha pins them for the win Fuck's sake. How can they keep getting pushed when they are so bad at wrestling?

>>129880 Make Toni the face of the division

hey guys I missed the start when's the AJ Styles match?

>>129884 Even in an all womens show, AJ still wouldn't main event.

Is Japan getting BTFO for good tonight?

Jessamyn is strangely attractive

>>129884 After the PPV when he takes on the gays in the audience.

>>129888 Trips confirm Homo Holocaust.

>Kairi looks fed up Guess she's doing the job bros

>>129890 It's just the autism

SHAYNAGON JR

>both men OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone unironically watching this is going to hell

>>129894 >Not watching Tonis match >Not watching Kairi/Shayna Rest of the card is shitpostin time

>bring grills from nxt who are known to have good chemistry to make sure your ppv isnt total shitshow when it comes to inring work >here bitches enjoy a fucky finish heh ayy fucking lmao

Jessamyn unironically cute

>piped in boos its starting already

People are not booing Becky which obviously means she is babyface. On another note, shut the fuck up with those lame excuses Triple H. Just because we are booing Roman it doesn't mean he is actually heel. What kind of moronic reasoning is that?

I do not understand Becky

>>129900 But didn't you hear? as long as we're getting reaction it's all good!

LYNCH CHAROLTTE LIVE! Jesus Cole calm down

>>129902 So what if Becky said for weeks that she was going to kick Charlotte’s ass at SSD, failed to back up her words and got herself intentionally disqualified? That does NOT make m’Baecky a heel. WWE is just going out of their way to protect Charlotte and her gross sex pelvis.

Jesus this thread is actually still active? You niggers have issues.

>>129904 Oh dont get me wrong, im not fedore wearing becky fan, its just funny everytime wwe fails to get their heels booed and faces cheered showing that it wasn't singular case with ramen reigns

>Charlotte not blading like her dad wtf

>>129907 It's happened so many times over the past 3-4 years that I am baffled by how they continue to mess it all up really.

>>129909 i could give them one benefit: they're not booking such cases correctly because they're booking for literal mongoloids who will cheer ramen just because wwe says he's face because average casual wrestling fan is white trash idiot from murrika

>>129904 >>129907 >>129909 Still Becky > Charlotte, not because of "MUH NEXT STONE COLD". She's just more likeable.

Also fun fact guys: the one setting up the table is always the one going trough it, just you wait till becky goes trough it

I came here to post that I am not watching this event.

>This is bad Nice Cole

They should just start calling becky roman reigns and call ramen becky, swap their themes and no sell everything. There: you have ramen cheered and becky booed

>>129920 becky would be out because of leukemia though

CAR BOMB

I want Charlotte to win just to see Beckbeard salt

>>129921 that's the spirit!

>>129924 yes but this would only work before the leukemia shit. You would inadvertently make Becky the most over thing.

Fuck.

>>129912 >its true so far Nigga is this universal rule? LIke "you're going trough it so make sure you set it well" thing? oh my fuck i'll see this everywhere now

>>129928 >middle card for smaks and main event for casuals it's always like this in wwe, styles never main events

>>129926 Lol get rekt

>>129926 I like Becky but this is faggotry

>>129930 Have you taken your 2 minute shower today matey?

>>129931 There are retarded marks for every wrestler

>Crown Jewel Out of all the countries in the world, where could that PPV be taking place?

>>129935 Based Stone Cold!

I missed most of this, what has been the best botch of the night?

>>129938 either the MYC final or the NXT championship title match. Everything else has been a mess.

>>129940 Looks like an ayy

>>129939 >tfw io is going to nxt >tfw nxt is not only better dudes wise but women as well

>>129939 Excuse you, Toni never botches.

>>129940 >>129941

>ronda can actually sell shit well Every single of this wwe "superstar" should be tossed in few matches against mma dudes to learn how does it feel when it hurts for real instead of flopping like a fish, looking at you ziggler

>>129945 She was always consider a decent seller iirc

>>129945 True considering how well Lesnar sells as well

>>129946 A year in mma would teach you more about selling than 5 years in PC

>>129945 Ronda's biggest problem definitely ain't her in-ring ability, it's her having the charisma of a box of soggy saltines.

THE POWER

It was a match.

the fuck was that top rope shit at the end

>>129954 blue thunder bomb t. cole

>>129957 absolutely haram

>Asuka rubbing charlottes belly Cute!

>>129957 >as if we needed further proof that jews are cancer

I hope they never do this again

MOTN with best girl winning.

>>129964 EXCUSE ME?!

>>129965 Io carried her

>>129963 looking good so far

DRONE ROMANCE

>>129967 Nobody carried anybody

>>129970 you're right that's why the match was shit

This Hardy Special is already better than Evolution

>>129972 at least we get SOMETHING good tonight

>omega shirt KENNY COMING TO WWE CONFIRMED?!?!?!

>>129950 So it's a Lance Storm situation ?

It's time for the shango tango

>we are getting more hardy kino thank god

>>129971 It was a diet version of a Stardom match, Toni and Io both got their stuff in. It was MOTN.

>>129980 >diet shitdom it was awful the whole ppv was

>>129976 Worst tbh. Lance was stiff on camera but I hear he's actually a pretty cool dude IRL. Ronda on the other hand is supposedly an all around cunt.