NXT call up tonight?

>>152418 >>152420 Maybe, all they've announced is that John Cena & Jey Uso will be there.

>>152422 >>152420 It’s literally guaranteed because they have some new brand deal with a trading card company where anybody who debuts on the roster will wear a SmackDown debut or raw debut patch too later on put on a trading card and sell. Knowing this information, it’s honestly possible that they overkill on the debuts tonight. The company is basically nothing but brand deals at this point so we could see like 15 debuts between now and SmackDown just for these trading cards depending on how much they’re getting paid.

Do you guys agree?

>>152420 I'd hope we would get to see any of them called up but I really doubt it besides maybe Shotzi Gigi and Tatum are on NXT this week an than they are on TNA this Thursday

https://www.wwe.com/titlehistory/universal-championship WWE UNIVERSAL TITLE DEAD

Ok.

4 minutes until 24 NXT niggas debut

honestly not even gonna press play until 8:06 and hopefully I miss the long ass mania recap they'll obviously have

How come WWE doesn't do cold opens anymore ?

>>152425 Yeah, pretty much echoes what I said last night.

>>152433 You're currently missing >fein fein fein fein

>>152425 Only tards would disagree

BASED DOM

If this doesn't wow me I am checking out until Summer Slam

Why couldn't this song be the theme song for Wrestlemania instead of that Travis Scott bullshit?

>>152440 it will wow you. trust me. I am backstage and NXT nigger 1 2 3 4 and 5 aren't special but wait til you see the 6th nigger from NXT they are debuting.

>>152441 Ask Dwayne

the people love dom

>>152443 NXT nigger 3 isn't that bad if you are referring to Oba

>>152443 Hey don't forget Rusev

Is Bronson Sneed ever coming back?

BLACKED CENA? I hate this entrance theme

Based John demands respect

So is SmackDown just not going to have a world championship now? Raw gets both?

kek what a goat

BRING BACK THE SPINNER

BURN IT DOWN

>>152453 That'd be great, I'd never have to watch Slopdown again

>>152453 He's not going to show up for either show brother

>not a functional relationship PLEASE CENA BABY, FORGIVE ME, WE CAN WORK IT OUT

>we are sorry chants kek they forget he is a heel

kek based bmj

>WE ARE SORRY >WE GOT BEANS AND BOLOGNIE

ZEST IT DOWN

Reminds me of when Edge came out and called everyone failure turtles

HE'S AN ANUS

>>152462 >BEANS AND BOLOGNIE Thanks, I was hungry already.

Is this heel run a flop or a success? I can't tell

He's being such a meanie poopyhead.

>>152457 There really is fuck all going on on SmackDown. >A toothless Bloodline >Drew KWABintyre >Damian KWAB >LA KWAB >Carmelo KWABes >Andrade El KWABolo

I don't appreciate what he is saying about us

>>152443 But @biancabelairthegoat and @rapeandkillwhiteppl on twitter told me nigger 4 is great

I'm going to one of these last dates, bros

Cena, that belt an't the one that Bruno had. We know because we were literally shown his belt about a week ago.

>Cena is now threatening our time line and universe How much power does he have?

LIKE MUSSOLINI

Is Cena doing the equivalence of spawn camping AFK with the belt?

So what's the rock up to? Remember him

>>152477 More like running the clock in a football game

It's the guy that beat Joe Hendry

>>152478 I remember his feud with Cody was so good, it didn't need a match, in Dwayne's own words.

>2 45 year olds fighting for the Efeds best bel SAD

RKO did he just say shit

POPPED ME

>>152478 producing cartoons https://x.com/TheRock/status/1911104426086969834#m

So we are back to Cena giving spiteful speeches then a random star knocks him out and makes him into a fool? What? Why are they doing this?

There should be a smark genocide

If Randy wins the title two more times he ties Flair, three and he ties Cena, and as I'm typing this Michael Cole is saying this exact thing so I typed this for nothing.

Based tranny fucker

I'm down for another Orton V Cena since it'll most likely be the last but man was that openjnh flat

Retards were trying to tell me that the crowd would turn on Becky like Charlotte for "stealing" Bayley's spot even though this was the planned storyline all along by all accounts. The crowd couldn't have been more excited to see her.

Getting heel Cena vs face Orton feels so unreal

>>152489 14 + 2= 16 so he will only be tied with flair

Uh… did the announcer lose his voice?

lmao

What does p: u: f: mean at the bottom of the thread?

Lol

lol the announcer is fucked up

>>152492 >>152494 They'll play Cena's greatest hits but in reverse, and then circle back to Cody and maybe give him back the belt.

Tf happened there with the announcer?

LMAO ring announcer double botch

Liv sexxo.

>>152496 >>152501 Bro got stunlocked by Liv. Understandable.

SEXO CON LIV MORGAN

wasn't this match at mania

Should have left Cena there, force people to wrestle around him.

Imagine having liv in her knees like this? What’s the first thing you do?

>>152510 Have Cena set up a tent and he basically lives ring side like a bum occasionally coming out to watch the match going on

>>152506 Wow

>>152510 I actually wanna see this, I wish they would have left Carlito knocked out by the announcer's table for the rest of night 2.

TATERS AND GIGI

Lyra looked very beautiful last night.

Lyra no more woo :(

TATER YOUR TITS ARE OUT TATER

HOT GOTH SLUTS

>two belts >no music

Gigi is made for ANAL SEX

Liv and Lyra are my Betty and Veronica

Lyra's moveset is cool

Can Randy Orton realistically defeat John Cena?

>cucks a latinx out of xer mania title win KWACUAMFRPBN

Is there literally one single example of Becky ever doing something like this that is actually confirmed and isn't just smark headcanon?

>>152522 bruh

>>152526 No neither will CM Punk when he challenges him after

The women's tag division has actually been incredibly dimes lately

>>152526 Probably not. They're most likely going to recreate his "greatest hits" by having him go through previous opponents, like Orton and maybe Punk after this.

>>152533 I agree. It's definitely better than the men's tag division, which is largely dogshit.

>>152534 I hope we are past the "old guy puts the younger guy over as he leaves" era of wrestling because that doesn't matter anymore

Where the fuck is all the /pw/ anons at? Did they go to Reddit?

>>152533 Because there aren't actually tag teams in the women's division, just individuals pairing up.

HAW HAW HAW

Well fuck son, I did not see this coming.

Liv bros, we won... again.

THIS IS AWESOME

GIGADIMES FINISH

I told you motherfuckers last night they weren't gonna hold the belts long and you doubted me

liv wins huh? unexpect but based af

>>152537 It goes to show you how much 4chan was filled with shills and computer illiterate zoomers that they couldn't find this site

birbchads ...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For what purpose?

BASED BECKO HOGAN

>>152548 I will punish Becky for this

>>152537 I mean, do you really miss samefags and nash spam?

I knew Becky was gonna turn. Now we have Valkyrie vs Lynch for the Women's Intercontinental belt.

Are they really trying for heel Becky? It didn’t work the last time.

Lyra Two-Belts didn't last long

TATER YOU GOTTA GET IN THERE

That's right, Beckster, pluck that birb.

Lyro promo incoming KWAB

So what are the odds Gigi and Tatum beat them tomorrow?

>>152555 Seth/Becky heel power couple incoming. Both managed by Paul.

there is nothing heel about this. This is how Irish family members and best friends settle arguments

Calling it now dom losses his IC title tonight

>>152560 I'm just glad to get Gigi and Liv in the same match

>SHE'S A UAMFPRBN *clap clap clap clap clap* >SHE'S A UAMFPRBN *clap clap clap clap clap*

>>152537 They're running an invasion angle on The Sharty

>>152555 It's not going to work because shitty modern crowds don't want to play along with heel/face dynamics. If someone is a "legend" or whatever they're going to always cheer. Doesn't matter who they're doing it too. Modern crowds are so fucking bad.

>>152560 Its probably going to be a non-finish, either a DQ or double countout.

>>152563 All that retarded smark seethe just for their waifu Liv to win it right back.

not sure if this is the time to make Lyra sink or swim by pushing her as a face against Becky who has never been booed as a heel

>>152562 But when does the potatoes come into play then?

>>152571 She’s gonna have to do a promo now. It’s over

>>152568 >Modern crowds are so fucking bad. who do we blame for that?

They turned Paul Heyman black for like 1 frame WTF

>>152570 Liv stans aren't smarks.

>>152574 What if she just makes birb noises into the mic?

>>152576 Paul Heyman is a proud black man, what are you talking about?

Based Kross.

>>152575 >who do we blame for that? Brits. That Raw after Mania crowd that gave us Fandangoing was Brits and where a lot of this cancerous shit started. Worst wrestlers, worst fans, worst at everything really; the Eternal Anglo.

>>152575 the same "people" responsible for rap music on all your wrestling shows

>>152570 But Liv is DIMES tho

>Heyman with Seth now Please tell me that means we finally see the end of Liberace Seth

>>152582 How do we rid the world of the smark menace once and for all?

Seriously what did they mean by this?

its pretty obvious that Lyra is gonna get back at Becky by kidnapping her daughter and hiding her in her nest and feeding her by mouth. classic wrestling storyline

>>152442 Damn I sure wonder who is El Grande Americano

>>152583 I believe you mean (((people)))

>>152584 Of course she is, and everyone knows it. I just can't stand when idiots act like losing one match is some kind of travesty that is unacceptable

>>152586 Make showers mandatory for anyone attending a live show. No showers = No entry.

Ivy looking delicious in them tight n tiny shorts

ivy is kinda cute

>>152587 >Yes, Missah Roman

But will heyman apologize tho?

WHY BECKY WHY

hahahahaha. >Rehashing a feud that was so done to death they had a gimmick last time ever at one point. >Becky Lynch meaningless heel turn Is this really the surprise WWE bots said was gonna happened. I don't give a flying fuck and have ZERO investment to watch live. It's gonna be select timed rewatches from WOR reviews to see segments I want for now on.

>>152593 >>152594 She has a cute butthole

The NEW NIGS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>152600 >pajeets have found 8chan Well at least we had wrestlemania weekend

>>152596 Heyman is a jew, he probably has connections with the Trump administration. He can probably have people deported if he wants.

MY WAY>FEIN

>>152601 >The NEW NIGS Welp nap time while these charisma voids yap

>>152602 There's nothing wrong with admiring a girl's butthole.

>>152606 saars.........

I'm glad the Thew New Day is going to kill all the fat retards.

MAXXINE SEXXO

Since when could Maxxine talk?

>the comedy jobbers are the number 1 contenders for the raw tag titles Why did they separate the belts at Mania again?

maxxine tummy

>>152602 I might have an Indian last name but I was born in Ohio. I’m American made

RUSEV

Rusev's new theme is dimes

awww shit it's roosev day

Happy Rusev day /wooo/

why?

RUSEV DAY

what

I just realized it's Rusev Day today

as zangief as ever

>no Rusev putria Rusev machka Shit

Rusev is back, to let the New Day fuck his wife while he watches

They should have Rusev 1v2 the New Day and win the tag titles on his own. He'll be his own tag partner.

>he's still playing an ESL Russian guy Nah should have dropped that shit

>>152607 I'm Greek/Italian you fucking jerk.

Where’s the hot blonde?

>>152623 nah phamalam

RUSEVVVVV

>2 tag teams can just randomly out of no where schedule a tag match immediately >random wrestler can just debut at the same time and beat them all up what is Adam Pearce doing?

IYO THIGHS

Well they fucked that up the way debut Rusev is have him come in in a Minnie mouse shirt.

MY WIFE

AZM will come out and attack IYO

I think the women's triple threat last night might be one of the best triple threats of all time.

kek Carlito making things worse

this crowd is dogshit

Post Io Shirai nudes.

Was I supposed to give a shit about Becky Turning heel? Or ruru returning? Like why didn't they just stay retired.

Does Dom have a title defense tonight, he might get fucked since they're still in Vegas

>>152647 We don’t post graduates here.

wtf they're reshowing the match instead of just showing iyo in the ring looking hot?

Wrestling is an interesting profession. You have Rusev chilling in Croatia or where ever the fuck he is from for 3 years probably making over a million dollars doing nothing then comes back here

>>152650 Netflix era giveth and taketh.

>>152650 So Mysterio vs Cena or Seth in San Diego you fucks.

This woman is way to ESL.

How does Iyo cut a better promo in English than Lyra?

Who the fuck is Ria Riprey?

Just having lo's cool music and then having her play happy mcjappy is so mismatched. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qflONeGCwM#t=1m40s

she's too cute bros

I can't stand this Engrish when any wrestlers does it Shinsuke or Iyo it makes me coil up and cringe out of my mind

IYO SQUASG FILTHY NIGERU

never 4get iyo

>>152656 >two ESL retards in the ring based

Who?

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

JEENYUS OF ZA SKY

>steph vs iyo yes

THIS IS THE FUCKING MATCH

When will Vaquer be able to afford a third outfit

I don't even have yellow fever but this is something wholesome having Iyo as champ

Pat: THE CHILEAN PHAT ASS.

is steph any good?

Who can cut the absolute worst promo on this episode of RAW segment

all dat thigh meat in the ring right now

>>152673 Good enough for Charles to feel threatened

>>152670 Hard finding an outfit that fits her BIG FAT ASS

RESPEC

>>152673 She's fucking awesome. Impressed me ever since she showed up in NXT

>>152673 She literally gave Booker T a heart attack on Saturday when she butt slammed 3 wrestlers and he was on maybe 2 hours sleep

Hey someone I can understand.

>>152682 >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Need gooner T on commentary

>>152675 cena already did randy recovered the entire thing

>>152682 I can still hear the "SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK".

Imagine you have a match now on Raw and two ESL retarded woman bump your match out of nowhere? We were robbed a Brutus Creed vs Pete Dunne match

>>152682 oh fuck I actually saw that but didn't know it was her

holy fat ass

SO MUCH SEXXOO

>>152685 Pat needs a gooner gimmick fr

Small meaty girls slapping meat

chuck is bawling his eyes out rn.

They’re lost.

>>152692 So you want Pat to be a modern day Lawler?

Who do you deport bros? The asian or the Latina?

>>152696 yes that would be gigadimes

This is ending in a DQ

>>152697 I want them to deport charlotte

iyo botching like always

I like this pairing

Iyo is cheesing too hard. Stop making me smile you dork

>>152699 It’s ending in a Giulia interference

>>152697 Blacks and Indians, keep all the asian and latinas

I'm so hard right now

>>152699 It would be a good rematch for the World's Collide show

>>152704 It's gonna be Roxy

>>152699 Chuck might run in.

Post porn for Steph, she loves nigger porn.

realistically speaking when do you think 4chan will be back?

>>152712 >Exposed as a mossad honey pot >Finally free from Moshes Cave >Wants to go back Anon...

>>152711 Steph is built for anal.

>>152712 I'd guess another week or two. It's pretty funny how all the jannies got doxxed, but I miss /pw/.

>>152712 2 more weeks

Can you post porn here? I ask because clicking global rules just gives me 404 lol.

>>152713 >>Exposed as a mossad honey pot Don't tell me you fell for that bullshit 4plebs screeenshot that has been posted on /pol/ as a troll for years now?

I want stephanie to poop in my mouth

>>152717 https://8chan.moe/boards.js This mentions if a board is SFW or not

>>152712 If you read what people said on kiwifarms who know coding and shit 4chan is pretty fucked. It could be weeks. The retards hadn’t updated anything in over a decade. They basically have to start over.

Why is Vaquer allowed to have that much ass

>>152711 I want to hold hands with iyo

Never, it's over.

>>152623 i'm loving all these crotch shots

YES YESSSSSS

Is this the famous "Raw After Mania" crowd I've heard so much about?

>>152721 why not just eat shit from the ground pajeet?

This match kinda sucks

RIP BOOKER

charles mindbroken in the back rn

>>152697 one more time gooner t

nice move

>>152722 Oh shit I can celebrate Steph on here.

This match is a little slow for both of them. I wonder if they are calling spots on the fly

>>152730 This crowd hasn't existed for at least 10 years.

>>152731 I'm american though

>>152737 Shit I forgot to hit spoiler lol

Vaquer doesn't sound like a spic name is her dad like from Europe or something?

>Cole having to repeat the Booker joke because McAfee is a fucking dipshit who doesn't respond because he doesn't get it Goddamn get rid of that useless handegg nigger.

>>152724 Latina

>>152742 she's chilian

>>152743 This I hate that faggot! I prefer the methhead with the tattoos that was on raw

>>152745 Yea but shes one of those spics that has spaniard rape genetics in her since she is white

>>152743 I only started watching again like 2 weeks ago, who the fuck is that guy? He's god awful.

>>152699 Prophet

>>152742 Probably comes from vaquero, the spic word for cowboy ROXY AND GIULIA

Who and who?

>>152748 she's chili(with beans)

>>152737 GIULIA IS ON RAW!!!

KEK the botch followed by the fuck you fucked up chant.

is rhea doing the honorbaru respect

So canonically the braids made Giulia evil?

How come Stephanie comes out dressed like a succubus demon but that never really factors into her gimmick?

What happened with that spot with Roxanne?

>>152731 What the fuck is wrong with them??

>>152742 How fucking retarded are you? That's a spic last name. Spics last names are from Europe. You mothafuckers are so retarded. Her real name is Ana Stephanie Vaquer González.

>>152758 It's her culture

Who tf are these people?! >Why are y'all hyped for this crap

>>152760 They're basically human sized cockroaches.

Who the fuck is this homeless man how did he get back here??

time to watch this fucker get gassed before his promo starts hell yeah

>>152738 They're probably exhausted

>>152761 >Ana Stephanie Vaquer González. why does she have 4 first names?

are you yeetin /wooo/

>>152763 Because they're on the best wrestling show on television. NXT is the highlight of the wrestling week.

>>152748 >white She's not white. She looks nothing white.

>>152768 Carry the last names of both their parents

Rhea deliberately having no makeup on her black eye is a funny detail.

Shouldn't Giulia have attacked Vaquer?

Will any even slightly entertaining happen all show? Fucking bored.

>>152773 She's whiter than you

>>152768 Hispanics/latinos use both last name of their parents. Something cuck anglos and other whites do dont.

>>152768 It's a holdover from Spain, they list both family names of their parents for the full name.

Cardi B barely sounds human

>>152778 I never said I was white. I'm american.

>>152777 Iyo vs Steph was entertaining at least, up until the interference.

>>152779 >taking the name of a female kek you spics are cucks

I haven't watched NXT lately, was Giulia heel? She didn't seem heel at Stand & Deliver.

>>152777 I just remembered that Raw ends half an hour early now. Two or three more segments for something shocking to happen

Cardi has fucking huge nips.

>>152777 probably just another debut

>>152787 They can go longer for this meme show

>>152786 sort of the NXT before the PPV had her stomping her boot on Stephanie's face

>>152786 No, her and Vaquer were friendly rivals.

Lmao they gave him the Cody Rhodes post mania video package

>>152785 The last name of the mother is last. Vaquer is her fathers and Gonzalez is her mothers last name. Its honorable something anglos and other whites cucks dont do.

oh for the love of god, mackelmore and this yeeting coconut nigger why not add andy dick so we can be as annoying as possible.

>>152787 You got a long CM Punk speech where nothing happens then a long Cody speech where nothing happens unless they plan on giving him a break until Cena is dome with Randy which is possible

>>152789 Who else has signed but yet to make a debut? Cobb?

>>152796 think cody is gonna be out of the picture for a while which is fine

Called it https://x.com/BRONSONISHERE/status/1914485957551604035 This cartwheel fat fuck is feuding with Rusev

>>152797 Hikuleo been signed like a year.

>More rap ENOUGH

I can't believe Jey Uso is dead.

Remember to thank rikishi. YEET!!!!

>>152800 Did he magically regrow the bones in his ankle?

>>152794 >being a cuck is honorable this is why every spic country is a shit hole. You have matriarchy systems

>>152796 I think Cody is gonna be out until Orton/Cena feud ends.

ngl real tired of this coconutnigger

Why is everyone in Nevada so fat??

This belt does nothing for this jungle nigger. He was over with the kids before it and this doesn't make him more over

I liked that video package. WWE does good video packages.

Michael Cole went full nigga for a sec

>>152810 Its tourism you dumb idiot. Those people are probably from the midwest

>>152806 >You have matriarchy systems >The people with the Machismo culture are a matriachy

YEET

>>152810 Nevada is literally a desert. So either you are staying indoors or you are at the casino gambling, drinking too much and eating at buffets

YEET

I have a bad feeling we are about to watch another feud with him and Jimmy about to start

Y E E T

>You deserve it chants Is this the worst chant in wrestling?

That belt jobs to Big Gold but mogs the fuck out of the actual WWE Championship belt

Bring back Vaquer, Guilia and Iyo. YEET man sucks fucking ass.

say something

>>152771 >>152823 >We are sorry was but then again it could just be this cuck crowd

My zoomer nephew called me uce is that an insult?

I CANT STOP YEETING

Miss me yet?

>>152823 Nah, the "WHAT" chants are way worse.

Bro, even he looked surprised he was like wait they want me to do another fucking entrance???

>>152796 hes gassed

Its a midcard belt now

>Sami Fuck off

>>152830 Its too bad Chilean women are insane, because shes hot af >>152834 >Sheamus v. Dbry at Wrestlemania Always has been anon

Imagine this "he gets a reaction so make him world champion" in another era? Al Snow, Scotty 2 Hotty, Crash Holly, and The Oddities would have all held the belt.

Am I insane or did "yeet" used to be slang for jerking off 2 years ago?

Why's Sami dressed like a Proud Boy?

What are the chances that Zayn turns on Jey?

What does "yeet" even mean? Is it supposed to mean "yeah"? I remember it was a normie meme ten years ago that meant to throw something.

>>152834 That's the raw heavyweight championship

>>152834 Coulda been an upper midcard belt if they just let Drew keep it after WM40.

>>152838 It was slang for throwing something. Genuinely dont understand how Jey uses it the way he does

Is Ciampa's new look dimes or shit?

>>152841 Doesnt it mean "cum" as in "ejaculate"

>>152841 I thought it had connections to Kanye originally.

>>152845 he looks like a self help guru now

>>152844 Its 2025, words don't mean anything now. Listen to how any zoomer and/or gen alpha speak.

The level of glazing they have to do to keep this dude over. We really going 30 minutes of just "Wow isn't he the greatest most deserving hard working guy ever?!" This sucks.

>>152841 it use to be to throw something now it basically means yolo

>>152849 He looks like Mr Clean now imo

>you're my dog Typical Muslim racism

>>152838 >>152846 No, you're thinking of "skeet"

>>152845 Gargano should grow a big Santa Claus beard. They can trade looks. It would be the most interesting thing they've done in years.

>Modern WWE is just men being nice to each other This is so fucking gay

kek

>>152857 now now stop being toxic

Why is this shit still going fuck off KILL RIKISHI

wtf the most shocking thing of the whole night so far is that Sami didn’t turn there.

>>152851 Problem?

HALF A FUCKING HOUR OF THIS SHIT PLEASE GOD LET IT END

time for drew to come out and hit a 3 collat claymore

It is decidedly not just him

as stupid as that was it's funny how wrestling can be a suspense thriller sometimes. I guarantee everyone was puckering their assholes assuming someone was going to turn on the other and none of that happened

>>152863 >YEET YEET YEET

>>152861 We had the Becky turn earlier, probably don't want to do 2 turns in a night.

>>152861 What would his motivation have been?

what the fuck that segment really was nothing lol

Wrestlers are so self indulgent now adays. Back in the day this whole celebration shit wouldve gone somewhere

>>152863 ANON YOU MUST YEET

holy fuck this is unwatchable

>>152870 cheques and championships yeaaaaaaaaaah

>>152870 >>152869 oh I don’t have any reasoning for it, it was just genuinely shocking because he got behind him while he was on the turnbuckle. You could even kind of hear the crowd start anticipating it.

wait when did they black wash speed racer?

Karin lives

Holy fuck Scarlett looks BOGGED AS FUCK. What happened? She was insanely hot and now she looks like she's fucking halfway to becoming modern day Sunny.

>>152872 Shut the fuck up boomer faggot

Kross is still trying his hardest to corrupt Big Bible AJ

I know kayfabe has been dead for a long time but this is a bit much, is it not?

>>152869 Wild that they now just talk about the writers room every show because they’re going to be advertising this for months.

I know that this WWE Unreal show is sacrilegious to a certain mindset about pro wrestling, but I'm excited to watch this show.

Dominic better fucking win, this raw has SUCKED so far.

AJ looks so ridiculous with the long hair. He looks like an emo faggot

>>152879 She was always prone to that, she's just not 22 anymore so it all looks awkward.

>the fire department is at my apartment complex again >some old lady fell asleep baking cookies again and panicked and dialed 911 again it's all so tiresome watching my tax dollars burn

>>152882 >>152884 I'm excited. I don't think lifting the curtain is a huge deal, we all know it's a show.

Dom will lose the title tonight thanks to FINNER

>NEW DAY WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NIGGERS jesus christ

>>152882 Yeah the argument people keep having is that it’s dead and that’s fine. I get that I get what they’re saying but it’s still jarring when in the middle of a TV show they literally just yell at you that it’s a written TV show like no shit so our 99% of TV shows But also 99% of them don’t tell you in the middle of it they allow you to lose yourself in it. it feels really weird to be watching and have them literally just be like oh yeah triple H just kind of decided all of this

>the fire department is at my apartment complex again >some old lady fell asleep baking cookies again and panicked and dialed 911 again it's all so tiresome watching my tax dollars burn

DO IT GOONTAH KILL PAT

>>152889 be nice, Trish Stratus doesn't have many years left

>Gunther vs Pat McAfee at Backlash please no

>>152882 Its OK since its a commercial, not part of the main show but this is just on the edge

oh no not pat

>>152882 >>152890 Yeah it’s just weird to tell you in the middle of the show. Basically every show on earth is fake we know that, 99% of them don’t really yell it in your face though. Like they have credits at the end that’s fine, but most of them don’t tell you smack dab in the middle of it about the writing of it. I get why some people don’t care I truly do get it like the cats been out of the bag longer than the bag ever existed at this point. People were writing newspaper articles in the 1800s questioning the legitimacy of wrestling, but like, just don’t tell me as I’m trying to watch and care.

>I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU OUT LIKE THAT NIGGER ON THE SUBWAY jesus gunther

What does taking out Cole and Pat actually establish? That Gunther is just an insecure bitch?

Finally someone shut him up.

>>152890 Yeah it’s just weird to tell you in the middle of the show. Basically every show on earth is fake we know that, 99% of them don’t really yell it in your face though. Like they have credits at the end that’s fine, but most of them don’t tell you smack dab in the middle of it about the writing of it. I get why some people don’t care I truly do get it like the cats been out of the bag longer than the bag ever existed at this point. People were writing newspaper articles in the 1800s questioning the legitimacy of wrestling, but like, just don’t tell me as I’m trying to watch and care.

Based NoTapAfee

Ok Gunther now keep the hold in until he stops breathing completely. They're going to make you feud and lose to Pat otherwise

Oh, so this is the excuse for Pat to fuck off again

You guys think Marie would have got with dom if he was just some ordinary spic with no last name?

Pat was selling the choking very well

work 8chan

>Spend years building up your heel >Kill his credibility in two days >Have his next fued after his world title match be with a fucking announcer Holy shit, even Vince in his senile years never booked anything this bad

Gunther should have kept the hold in until he stopped breathing completely. They're going to make him feud and lose to Pat otherwise

>>152914 Just a quick way for Goonther to have heat.

>>152908 they’ve been together since high school so it’s possible. Who knows who she is and what her background is, but they might’ve just genuinely liked each other in school. Very occasionally life isn’t shitty.

>>152915 Dom probably was raised in a rich gated community so no.

Did this dude get put in a sleeper or hit with tear gas

>>152920 Didn't Pat leave after Mania last year?

>>152918 Jews owned wwe now. They're going to buried this nazi character. It brings back too many bad memories.

>>152918 Do you not remember every time JR got attacked to summon Austin?

>>152923 Have you ever been put in a sleeper hold shit is brutal

>>152916 I think it went down like this... >Pat: Do it for real. Make it look good! >Gunther: Uhh... are you sure? >Pat: YEAH! DO IT FOR REAL! >Gunther chokes Pat until he is blue in the face and bordering on death

Cole vs Goonther on the next PPV, book it Paul.

they got this nigga joe out of bed to announce things.

OK that shit ruled that was like the highlight of Michael’s entire career.

better end this with a Survivor Series match team mcafee vs team gunther

>Corey Graves getting shafted yet again They really do hate him, don't they

I'm gonna be sad if dom drops the ic title tonight

oh boy is finn gonna fuck dom out of the title?

>>152934 He probably rubs people the wrong way

>>152933 this but with wargames on pat's podcast

I bet that chick that Steve Austin drove his four wheeler into is calling Morgan and Morgan.

CERO DIMESO

>>152937 Surely they won't reverse two title changes immediately after Mania?

>>152942 I hope not.

>>152942 It's going to be a no contest

>>152927 Yeah, to summon Austin. No one came out to save cole besides pat. Its an awful segment.

Its crazy how Michael Cole went from bitch that Vince abused to beloved. It will be a sad day when he retires

>>152929 kek Pat really is the kind of retard to ask for that. He faced Troy Polamalu down so he can take a sleeper hold

Whats the story of this match?

The damage the English did to crowd chants with their CODY....CODY RHODES chant is not reversible

>>152942 this one is ending in DQ

>>152949 they are both spics

Why does Penta only get the rematch? Shouldn't it be Bron?

>>152942 Its either going to be 2 title changes or multiple no contests/DQ finishes in a single show.

So is this the last segment or are they going three hours?

>>152949 That was nice of Dom to get into position

>>152949 >>152953 Domespic Violence.

>>152957 Has to be three hours, they already teased a Punk promo

>>152954 Sometimes I hate luncha limbre moves

lmao dom fanning his balls

>>152960 Punk teased and Seth and Paul.

>>152965 How, did he call them gay and fat?

I can see Finn costing Dom his belt, just to make Dom know how it feels to lose a championship the very next day from winning it.

>>152967 I think is about to happen any second because we have two promos left

>>152966 they are individually what pedophil is combined

BASED JD McBOBBLEHEAD

>>152967 Never mind

Well fuck son this night surprised me again, I forgot about JD.

I am sorry pushing Penta into Dom's faggot version of the 619 doesn't make Penta look strong also

plap plap plap get swerved get swerved get swerved

Poor Finn Balor

fuck yeah dom's title on lock finn smiled

>OVER RUN OVER RUN >OVER RUN OVER RUN >OVER RUN OVER RUN >OVER RUN OVER RUN >OVER RUN OVER RUN >OVER RUN OVER RUN

Goodnight american bros

I love you guys

Why is Heyman looking at Rollins like that?

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THAT FAT FUCK PAT!

Show's been really good except for Cena's lackluster heel work

Americano is gonna draw so many pesos in AAA

>>152982 Same reason he lingered on those lowblows to Punk and Reigns, he's not only an obese sweaty jew, he's a GAY OBESE SWEATY JEW

>They dropped the wyatt family vs American made storyline for "el Grange Americano" I'm honestly starting to believe the rock is ruining the wwe

>post Wrestlemania RAW >only 1 game thread AEW won

>>152988 Console war isn’t welcomed here. Everyone will just block you to not have to hear your bullshit. Console war got old years ago.

>>152989 to be fair, the modern american is a drooling moron

Rock about to come out and beat up cm Punk

>>152988 Reminder if someone is being a faggot there’s multiple ways to get rid of them on here.

I was in the bathroom. what happened in Dom vs Penta

>>152990 >>152993 My IP and VPN is dynamic so its impossible to block me

>>152995 >70 posts by this ID