get good at shaving body hair, learn how to take lewds/nudes and dress in baggy, androgynous clothes pretty much all the gay bottom stuff i do and im 'cutest boi poster on this board'

>>3334 unless you are doing something stupid like using a giant dildo without practice or not using enough lube, this won't happen

>>3326 (OP) Kiss boys.

I used to call myself a bottom, however I feel I'm lying these days about that. Despite being submissive, I don't think I like things going in my butt. It turns me on and when something goes in I get hard, but I don't really enjoy the feeling of anything up there. Maybe I just don't do it enough. I never kept my plug in for longer than 20 minuets. I can't get past the feeling that I'm just trying to shit and it's stuck.

>>3342 they might not but I, a lazy, unmotivated twink, would love to date another lazy, unmotivated twink

>>3430 Post dick and tummy

>>3326 (OP) >How do I become a gay bottom? >I'm tired of being straight. Why do you think you gotta force yourself to be a bottom to be a homo? Plenty of bois and men would love nothing more than to be topped and dicked down by a cute smooth long haired twink, especially if your packing a big iron down there. Not saying don't give it a try or continue if you have already and enjoy it of course. Just be sure to invest in an enema and good lube and lastly start off small and just relax and have a lot of time to yourself when doing so. I'm speaking from experience when I say getting interrupted half way through by an important call with a dildo up your ass and lube all over your hands I'm verse but usually when I'm horny I present myself as a top, works great near gyms. Also because I'm really fucking lazy and doing anal prep is annoying sometimes even if I like the outcome.

>>3326 (OP) This >>3333 All homo's except for the few high IQ ones on image boards like this are indeed vapid insufferable faggots. Cheating is disgusting too and I wish it would become a taboo in the 'faggot community'. Admittedly I used to slut around quite a bit when I was younger but every time a twink or muscular gym rat said I couldn't meet them at their home because they were worried they'd get caught by their GF or wife I immediately turned them down because I actually have some morals I refuse to cross. Dunno what faggot culture is like outside of the USA but it's absolute cancer here. Maybe homosexuality needs to barrow a bit from Sharia law. >>3374 >I used to call myself a bottom, however I feel I'm lying these days about that. Despite being submissive For me it's a switch thing and as I got older I just wanted to top more but I still enjoy anal sometimes, it's weird but it's kinda like an itch that occasionally appears. >>3341 >Even if that means basic consumerist nonsense. Fine so long as it's socially responsible consumerist nonsense. So long as your not giving money to Microsoft/Windows because Bill Gates is the Anti Christ, fast "food" restaurants because that's poisoning humanity and you'll be fine morally. >Squat Great advice for getting a big butt. >>3342 >>3344 Better luck next time anon. >>3335 >21 Your fine anon, all twinks do die once they hit 30 though and at that point you can either be a sorry loser and drink your sorrows away or just go full Bara Mode and become a swoll gym rat. >>3332 Perhaps your just to comfy and need to rough it up a bit, try going camping and get away from tech faggotry for a bit. Much like fucking your ass though please do start off small and don't go head first into the fucking Appalachian trail before you've even hiked a few miles or put up your first tent by yourself. That or do something with your hands, maybe grow your own food or learn carpentry or how to make clay artisan pots.

But yeah a lot of emphasis on being a responsible Coonsumer, nothing wrong with buying Fair trade™ tea every once in a while. Just don't be a pretentious faggot about.

>>3326 (OP) Post benis and butte

>>3334 He'll probably just get a six inch dildo that isn't to thick, I don't imagine OP immediately ran out side to shove the nearest traffic cone up is ass after posting his post.

>>3556 Is that Omori game any good? I keep seeing fujo art of the shota characters.

>>3326 (OP) Been a couple of months since anyone's posted here, how's the progress on your journey to faggotry OP?

>>3557 >Is that Omori game any good? No idea, I don't play Super Dooper Deep Earthbound and Mother inspired games, it's probably alright I guess. >I keep seeing fujo art of the shota characters. Just keep enjoying the free lewds then fren.

>>3586 Thanks for caring enough to ask. In short didn't work maybe I didn't try hard enough but I'm convinced now that you can't change sexuality unless there's some magic drug or something.

>>3609 >Thanks for caring enough to ask. No problem OP, plus I'm just legitimately curious. >In short didn't work maybe I didn't try hard enough Story time? Did you try butt stuff on yourself with a new toy or partner? Did you try bottoming or topping? >but I'm convinced now that you can't change sexuality unless there's some magic drug or something. Well of course not, you can't magically make yourself not str8. At best you can discover that you might be bi or not. Well that's how I learned I was actually bi by hooking up with a lad and taking turns fucking each others bums, it was nice from my perspective but certainly not for everyone.

>>3610 No nothing interesting really. I am too autistic to go outside and talk to people and if I got a dildo to my room without trouble idk where I'd put it :( Sorry for the disappointment

am I too ugly to be considered cute? My boyfriend says I'm not but I just feel that my nose and lips are too big. i didn't want to make another thread when i could just hijack this gay questions one.

>>3620 I'm 19 btw. idk if it's too late to hit the gym and gain non-chicken arms. I have been a skinny gamer all my life.

You're perfect :)

>>3624 He literally looks like the Meme Frog

>>3625 is this better?

>>3627 I guess people have started to avoid this thread because of how ugly I am. I might have just killed the board with my uglyness.

>>3629 nah this place is dead as fuck usually also i'd recommend trying a different hairstyle maybe

>>3632 what's wrong with it? My bf likes rubbing his dick on it before cumming all over my face.

>>3627 Post your cock you filthy slut.

>>3326 (OP) um 1 be touch starved 2 alcoholic or drug user 3 thigh highs 4 skirts etc 5 anal pleasure 6 idk cut yourself the route i chose fyi ikea shark x5

>>4235 forgot daddy issues

>>3620 >am I too ugly to be considered cute? Well u re just normal guy. Is good i guess, it could be worse.

>>4239 So he's ugly...

>>4240 U aren't helping him, be more kind men...

>>3620 You really shouldn't care what people think of you; what matters is what your bf thinks of you. That said, I don't find you remotely attractive because you're a mutt.

>>3620 Face is fine. Nice big feminine lips and pretty amber eyes. You just need a better hair style. I don't feel like that's mean to say since hair can be easily changed. You have curly hair so your hair would probably look amazing in a variety of longer styles.

>>4237 i dont tho i was just a eslut being extorted :3

>>3328 This was my greatest hurdle with accepting my attraction to men. Anal sex physically disgusts me, but it seems like the face of sexual activity for homosexual males, which is definitely why there has been such historic disgust and persecution. I think that frotting is cute and would even give or take a thighjob, but never do I want anything coming close to my butthole (or my dick to another's butthole). Would I be able to find a relationship were I never have to worry about sodomy? >>4235 >>4237 Most of them made me feel nauseous. I do not think that I am cut out for this.

>>4301 > never do I want anything coming close to my butthole You can limit yourself to start sucking cock at public glory holes anon, or dates on grinder with your explicit limits, try to let them cuddle you tho maybe you end liking it