>>3333 Checked Also 21 so all the femdom mommies probably see me as past my prime, or maybe I'm just very self-conscious?

>>3335 There's no such thing as a "femdom" my man. The only women you'd ever find that would fulfill that role are abusive psychopaths and land whales. Trying to strive for some perfectly molded relationship that enables you to be passive just sounds like a mess. The only people interested in people like that are controlling. A man would just want to "guide" you into being a tranny. A woman would just see how far you let her fuck with your head right up until the moment where she inevitably leaves you. You shouldn't conflate being lazy with being a passive loser to be imprinted on by everyone around them. Relationships should be good friendships. They shouldn't be this highly romanticized and fetishized concept of a strong master and their subordinate. You enter a relationship with someone because you like shooting the shit with them and are attracted to them to an acceptable degree. Go into them with your mindset and you will more than likely be abused. 99% of people are retarded subhumans. Don't give subhumans opportunities to take advantage of you.

>>3335 >>3336 Also 21 is extremely young even though it might not feel that way to you. Your entirely mindset will be much different given a few more years, as condescending as that might sound.

>>3336 Most women think of their relationship as fetishes. When their 6+ ft Chad Aryan bf does something like cry about being raped they loose all attraction to him. Even if I do get a gf she'll notice that I am an incompetent low self-esteem guy, so either she leaves me or puts on the pants. One time I tried to apply to college and I was confused at what to do, I'm too stupid to even apply. I wouldn't mind a controlling bf or gf because I really don't do anything when I'm not in control. >>3337 Alright 21 is still young, still haven't hit the wall yet but I'm balding already so maybe Im just delusional about my twink youth.

>>3338 >One time I tried to apply to college and I was confused at what to do, I'm too stupid to even apply. It's more likely that the website was just incompetently designed than that you were too stupid to navigate it. Any website related to publicly funded services are invariably going to be impossible to use because government workers are all bottom feeding fucking losers. >I wouldn't mind a controlling bf or gf because I really don't do anything when I'm not in control. Controlling means using you to get what they want without actually caring about you as an individual. No one worth interacting with wants to tell other people what to do and be in a relationship with what essentially amounts to a child. Regardless just go on dating apps and you'll quickly learn how insufferable gay men can be. You don't even need to trick yourself into being attracted to them. They'll make you want to blow your brains out before you even get to the part where they're fucking you. I recommend you find value in something that isn't people, especially as a passive unmotivated person.

>>3339 The college thing was just an example I'm just stupid in general. Also live in USA so no government involvement, I think. I just want a surrogate parent to replace the ones I have now. I have no idea what I'd do after they die. I'll probably just die homeless, or if I'm lucky waging in some deadend job barely getting by.

>>3340 >The college thing was just an example I'm just stupid in general No you're just self-deprecating and whiny. The fact you can form a coherent sentence and reflect on what you want out of life automatically puts you in the 99th percentile for intelligence. Which isn't saying much considering the nigger brains the rest of everyone else possesses. >Also live in USA so no government involvement, I think. It's all essentially government workers in spirit. They get so much fucking funding and education is filled with the same kind of bottom feeding subhuman trash. >I just want a surrogate parent to replace the ones I have now. I have no idea what I'd do after they die. I'll probably just die homeless, or if I'm lucky waging in some deadend job barely getting by. Just do what you want and stop thinking about shit. Jerking off, playing video games, watching anime, chatting shit on imageboards. All of that is fine to value. Society places so much value on socialization that people are willing to break both body and spirit for those opportunities. These people are fucking niggercattle. You have no obligation to care about anything besides what you actually truly want to be doing. Even if that means basic consumerist nonsense. If you want to be told what to do then play more games and watch more anime. Squat heavy weight and drink a lot of water, run at least 3-5 kilometers a week. That's all the guidance any man needs in life.

>>3341 Wanna be my bf? :3

>>3342 I do not.

>>3343 ;-;

get good at shaving body hair, learn how to take lewds/nudes and dress in baggy, androgynous clothes pretty much all the gay bottom stuff i do and im 'cutest boi poster on this board'

>>3334 unless you are doing something stupid like using a giant dildo without practice or not using enough lube, this won't happen

>>3326 Kiss boys.

I used to call myself a bottom, however I feel I'm lying these days about that. Despite being submissive, I don't think I like things going in my butt. It turns me on and when something goes in I get hard, but I don't really enjoy the feeling of anything up there. Maybe I just don't do it enough. I never kept my plug in for longer than 20 minuets. I can't get past the feeling that I'm just trying to shit and it's stuck.

>>3342 they might not but I, a lazy, unmotivated twink, would love to date another lazy, unmotivated twink

>>3430 Post dick and tummy

>>3326 >How do I become a gay bottom? >I'm tired of being straight. Why do you think you gotta force yourself to be a bottom to be a homo? Plenty of bois and men would love nothing more than to be topped and dicked down by a cute smooth long haired twink, especially if your packing a big iron down there. Not saying don't give it a try or continue if you have already and enjoy it of course. Just be sure to invest in an enema and good lube and lastly start off small and just relax and have a lot of time to yourself when doing so. I'm speaking from experience when I say getting interrupted half way through by an important call with a dildo up your ass and lube all over your hands I'm verse but usually when I'm horny I present myself as a top, works great near gyms. Also because I'm really fucking lazy and doing anal prep is annoying sometimes even if I like the outcome.

>>3326 This >>3333 All homo's except for the few high IQ ones on image boards like this are indeed vapid insufferable faggots. Cheating is disgusting too and I wish it would become a taboo in the 'faggot community'. Admittedly I used to slut around quite a bit when I was younger but every time a twink or muscular gym rat said I couldn't meet them at their home because they were worried they'd get caught by their GF or wife I immediately turned them down because I actually have some morals I refuse to cross. Dunno what faggot culture is like outside of the USA but it's absolute cancer here. Maybe homosexuality needs to barrow a bit from Sharia law. >>3374 >I used to call myself a bottom, however I feel I'm lying these days about that. Despite being submissive For me it's a switch thing and as I got older I just wanted to top more but I still enjoy anal sometimes, it's weird but it's kinda like an itch that occasionally appears. >>3341 >Even if that means basic consumerist nonsense. Fine so long as it's socially responsible consumerist nonsense. So long as your not giving money to Microsoft/Windows because Bill Gates is the Anti Christ, fast "food" restaurants because that's poisoning humanity and you'll be fine morally. >Squat Great advice for getting a big butt. >>3342 >>3344 Better luck next time anon. >>3335 >21 Your fine anon, all twinks do die once they hit 30 though and at that point you can either be a sorry loser and drink your sorrows away or just go full Bara Mode and become a swoll gym rat. >>3332 Perhaps your just to comfy and need to rough it up a bit, try going camping and get away from tech faggotry for a bit. Much like fucking your ass though please do start off small and don't go head first into the fucking Appalachian trail before you've even hiked a few miles or put up your first tent by yourself. That or do something with your hands, maybe grow your own food or learn carpentry or how to make clay artisan pots.

But yeah a lot of emphasis on being a responsible Coonsumer, nothing wrong with buying Fair trade™ tea every once in a while. Just don't be a pretentious faggot about.

>>3326 Post benis and butte

>>3334 He'll probably just get a six inch dildo that isn't to thick, I don't imagine OP immediately ran out side to shove the nearest traffic cone up is ass after posting his post.

>>3556 Is that Omori game any good? I keep seeing fujo art of the shota characters.

>>3326 Been a couple of months since anyone's posted here, how's the progress on your journey to faggotry OP?

>>3557 >Is that Omori game any good? No idea, I don't play Super Dooper Deep Earthbound and Mother inspired games, it's probably alright I guess. >I keep seeing fujo art of the shota characters. Just keep enjoying the free lewds then fren.

>>3586 Thanks for caring enough to ask. In short didn't work maybe I didn't try hard enough but I'm convinced now that you can't change sexuality unless there's some magic drug or something.

>>3609 >Thanks for caring enough to ask. No problem OP, plus I'm just legitimately curious. >In short didn't work maybe I didn't try hard enough Story time? Did you try butt stuff on yourself with a new toy or partner? Did you try bottoming or topping? >but I'm convinced now that you can't change sexuality unless there's some magic drug or something. Well of course not, you can't magically make yourself not str8. At best you can discover that you might be bi or not. Well that's how I learned I was actually bi by hooking up with a lad and taking turns fucking each others bums, it was nice from my perspective but certainly not for everyone.

>>3610 No nothing interesting really. I am too autistic to go outside and talk to people and if I got a dildo to my room without trouble idk where I'd put it :( Sorry for the disappointment

am I too ugly to be considered cute? My boyfriend says I'm not but I just feel that my nose and lips are too big. i didn't want to make another thread when i could just hijack this gay questions one.

>>3620 I'm 19 btw. idk if it's too late to hit the gym and gain non-chicken arms. I have been a skinny gamer all my life.

You're perfect :)

>>3624 He literally looks like the Meme Frog

>>3625 is this better?

>>3627 I guess people have started to avoid this thread because of how ugly I am. I might have just killed the board with my uglyness.

>>3629 nah this place is dead as fuck usually also i'd recommend trying a different hairstyle maybe

>>3632 what's wrong with it? My bf likes rubbing his dick on it before cumming all over my face.

>>3627 Post your cock you filthy slut.