>I'm Pickle-pee and this is Pump-a-rum >Which one of us would you like to pump-ur-bum?

>>763 >What's your opinion on >>747 however? I agree on all points. I once posted what I think and ideal hybrid cock would look like on 4ch@n so I'll just paste it here: 1) Horsecock base Horsecock as the base model, obviously, tho the sheath differs depending whether if the dick is attached to a quadruped or a biped - if it's the former, then it looks just like your regular sheath; if it's the latter, then the sheath isn't attached to the stomach of the biped but is instead flopping around like a extremely oversized human softie would. 2) Canine knot(s) At least two pairs of knots located on the sides of the dick; one, smaller, just before the medial line; the other, much more prominent, at the very base; both pairs can inflate separately from each other 3) Feline barbes Barbes and bumps along the whole retractable/inflatable length of the dick, right down to the first knot, that can be inflated or deflated to form various patterns; most numerous and prominent are at the underside and top of the cock so as to stimulate G or P spots 4) Frankenstein addition(s) A semi-prehensile tongue (think anteater) the length of the retractable part of the dick located inside the urethra that can snake out and stimulate the G/P spots or simply be used to lick someone's clit or dick during foreplay; likewise, the tip of the sheath which forms the medial ring when the dick is erect can contract and expand in a manner similar to how human lips work, so you can unironically get a BJ from the cocksheath and the complementary tongue.

>>787 >>747 NTA but speaking of Knots and HC pic rel is from 4chin hfur a while back analyzing it's popularity.

>>787 A well-analyzed opinion, especially regarding Sheathes. The ultimate ideal would be IMO: >Knotted Horsecock Base + Sheath <if it's on a taur, then regular sheath; on a biped the sheath isn't attached to the stomach of the biped but instead like a extremely oversized flaccid cock. I think one fat knot is already a big deal, especially when considering the sheer size of a FLARE of a horse-cock stretching out and scraping out your insides when tensed, something that isn't often emphasized. That's not forgetting the Medial Ring >Barbs Something just like an actual cat would be painful and dangerous. Something more like firm, fleshy nub-like spikes would be better. >Other Stingers: I would add the uniqueness of the stingers that Fenoxo gave his Shark-Harpy hybrids like Minerva and the Suula. Where they form at the knob and base of the cock and add some extra stimulation. <At its base a number of narrow, dexterous tentacles have formed the sheath forcing them to coil around your shaft, guaranteeing that pleasure will be forced upon your partners. Its surface is slick and slippery, covered in an abundant amount of moist lubrication. The ‘head’ of your shaft widens quite noticeably, the better to stimulate your partners. The crown is surrounded by tiny tentacles with a venomous, aphrodisiac payload. Prehensile: Make the cock itself prehensile like a whale's is. The closest thing to combine all these aspects is a Fossa Penis ( see >>>/rwby/5569 ). Size wise I think the human limit would peak at about 16cm diameter (DvD width) and 3ft long, which is the largest knotted horsecock toy I've seen online getting hilted fully.

>>794 >Something more like firm, fleshy nub-like spikes would be better That goes without saying. The first pic I attached to that post was a visual aid to show what kind of barbs I was thinking of. >Stingers I feel they overlap with the urethral tongue a bit. Considering your feedback about knots, maybe one set of knots could be replaced by the stingers. Probably the base one (since it's unlikely it would ever be used if we're talking about dicks longer than a foot), so you'd end up with something like picrel (pic 1). It's just a question of placement - would they also be inside the sheath, or attached around it? >Prehensile This I considered adding after getting some feedback on 4ch@n's /d/. One anon suggested the prehensility and/or the sheath lips, and I chose the latter. I'll just copy what he wrote about the former: <horse cock lined with bulging muscles giving it a ribbed like texture while letting it flex to stir up the insides of someone (similar to pic 2). The cock can masturbate itself to a degree, getting itself hard with undulations and then jerking itself as it gets tighter from engorged erectile tissue. Also super powerful cumshots as the muscles clench during orgasm and increase the pressure.> So you'd end up with a semi-prehensile cock that can get off by itself. That would also go nicely with the semi-controllable and inflatable barbs and bumps, turning the dick into the ultimate biological vibrator. Also, I find full prehensility works best with snake and tentacle dicks (pic 3). >Fossa Penis Thanks, I hate it.

This made me bust out laughing

Would you run or welcome this?

>>865 Something more goofy

>>115 >>113 >fast A pair of Mobian futas for you lads

A rare Nezumi dickgirl

Does anyone have the luck to have downloaded the Futornyx xenomorph gens from their boosty? https://kemono.cr/boosty/user/futornyx/post/f6f795e5-938d-4a2a-ba61-99cc404f050c I only have the public released ones and the Mega is dead.

>>867 More

>>885 I don't have it but can I just say how crazy that behemoth looks like. Whatever poor soul ended up at the receiving end of it would have their entrails pulled out of their body.

>>918 Sauce on YOUR crazy pic? That's a unique one. >how crazy that behemoth looks like. Not even the craziest in the set which is why I want the rest >entrail puller In a sense; it would probably hook into every sphincter in the gut or pull any pussy lips agape, when pulling out. Just ~IMAGINE~ <Dark, plated limbs and body, softer, lighter parts of her flesh accenting the biomechanical nature <A long, faceless head with sharp teeth, ribbed, thin arms and powerful, digitigrade legs, a bony tail with a blade, trailing behind <the picture of deadly, predatory grace... if deadly predatory grace had E-cup knockers... <And then there's the leviathan between her legs <Barely aroused it nearly touches the ground (she's 7ft tall) and it's half as wide as your torso <It nearly doubles in size when she's hard <The long tail and bone-crushingly strong hands can hold onto a space ship flying into atmosphere, let alone pinning someone onto a bed. <They let her press inch after breath-taking inch into her hole of choosing, 'any hole, until her broad hips and cannon-ball sack slap against it, in a chitinous slap. <Then she pulls out, the immense, recurved ridges that popped in, now digging back into the inner walls and plucking them back, ensuring no escape. <And when finally only the head is left inside... it slams back in and starts again, zapping every nerve into overload

>>921 >Sauce on YOUR crazy pic? Hilloty, as it says in the filename. Unfortunately, that's the only futa pic they've made, as far as I can see on e621 or rule34xxx. >Just ~IMAGINE~ Oh, I'm imagining it all right. And on that note, may I just point out how decidedly prosaic most xenomorph dicks on those sites look like. It's a shame one needs to rely on AI to spice things up a bit.

>>931 >Hilloty Yeah, ironically I found it accidentally myself before seeing your post >prosaic Heh, now that's an interesting way of putting it. I mean the fact that most xeno art in general lacks a proper biomechanical look doesn't help, nihilophant is a good example of terribly lazy xenofuta where it's only vaguely a xenomorph with a normal human cock and balls. Thus AI is the go-to and it's far from perfect either (they have trouble with complicated biomechanical designs and usually fail to have the iconic inner-mouth, instead going for a fleshy long Venom tongue). That's not to mention most of them just going for human or horse cocks, although at least that makes some sense in regards to them taking elements from their hosts. Pic rel is a good example (It's one of the higher quality gens I've seen): limited biomechanical nature, horsecock with pink (instead of green) flesh and lack of inner-mouth On the subject there's a fun Xenomorph CYOA at >>>/cyoa/90

>>939 >>931 >>885 Another decent AI gen for xenomorphs is Kexonik but they paywall 90% of their stuff and I haven't found any way to find the paywalled stuff: https://kexonik.com/#Characters/Xenomorph Reposting from >>>/trash/75839

Describe your dream herm! >Species >Height/weight >Breast size >Cock size/shape >Balls/pussy >Personality >Position in bed >Additional stuff Also post a picture if it resembles/is your hermfu Example Species: Canine Height: 2 meters so that shi can tower over you and be able to put her cock down your throat if you're sitting down. Weight: 80-100kg, not too heavy, but big enough to be able to pin you down. Breast Size: Preferably a D or DD Cock-size: Cock shape: Ordinary knotted red rocket is fine, but if we're being particular and outside the box, a ribbed, knotted horse-cock. Cock Size: 30-40cm is good Balls quadruple testicles the size of tennis balls. Pussy: Tight (because limited space down below) and with cilia and donut-like contraction rings inside. Personality: Stubborn, aggressive but playful. Position in bed: 60-90% dominant, submissive moods are rare, prefers railing your ass into the mattress.

>>55 Catboxed this just in case: https://files.catbox.moe/30v5ub.mp4

>>999 Aw man, telling me to pick the appearance of my dream herm is like going to a candy shop as a kid and being told you can pick one type of candy. My dream herm in the streets and in the sheets are complete opposites, the latter of which would likely not be able to leave my home due to her enormity and the fear she'd give everyone that see her a heart attack. Maybe it's a cop-out then to say she'd have to be a shapeshifter. However, if you're up for that, I'll separate her stats into two forms, one for the public eyes and the other only for mine. >Species Hidden form: Canid, more or less human in appearance (see pic 1&2). True form: Eldritch; can change at will but will usually keep the canid appearance. >Height/weight Hidden form: Anywhere from 1.7-2.1 meters and 60-120 kg. True form: Anywhere from 3-6 meters tall and up to a ton in weight. >Breast size Hidden form: A handful to slightly over head-sized at maximum. True form: Also the size of her head on average (maintaining proportionality in regards to her current size) but the number of breasts can increase. >Cock size/shape Hidden form: A single humanoid, equine or canine dick (sorted by preference from most to least favorite shape), not smaller than 20cm (8") when when flaccid but not bigger than 50cm (20") erect. As a personal preference, she doesn't hide the dick even though she'd be able to, unless it's really inappropriate. True form: Anything goes - regular dicks, nipple dicks, tongue dicks, tail dicks, tentacle dicks ect. of any number, shape and size as she sees fit to generate out of her body or I ask her to go for (see pic 3&4). >Balls/pussy Hidden form: Ordinary set of (humongous) balls, being fist-sized at minimum, but at least 1/3 smaller than her ass at maximum and can cum up to a liter at a time. Regular pussy is right under the balls, tight as it can be. True form: The number depends on the number of dicks but it's usually one set for one main dick (tongue, tentacle or tail dicks don't count) which can expand to any size (depending on the amount of cum generated) but are at least 1/3 smaller than the main dick they're attached to. Can cum at will at any time from any dick, but the total amount of cum doesn't exceed 200L per session (not that there's a drainage system that can handle that amount of cum anyways). There's also one pussy at the back, but it's got all the bells and whistles she can conjure - contraction rings, tentacles in and around the pussy, you name it. Additionally, any of her tentacle dicks can be converted to tentacle onaholes, so if the main pussy is too far to reach, auxiliary ones are always available (see pic 5). >Personality Hidden form: Kind, confident, curious and carefree (and just a tad smug when nobody's looking). She's willing to get involved in stuff that I like, but will give me space for myself (and expects the same from me). Preferably she might be into painting, singing or playing an instrument, which I appreciate because that's something I can't do for the life of me. She's a best-friend-with-benefits kinda gal that will cock-slap you across the face when you start annoying her too much. True form: Sex fiend that maintains her original personality, but now she's curious about how many tentacles she can shove in you without tearing your anus or how long does it take you to cum from fucking her tentacle pussy. >Position in bed Hidden form: Equally willing to give and receive, but will usually use this form for afterglow cuddling and her true form for actual intercourse. True form: She is the bed and you ain't leaving the bed unless she's satisfied. >Additional stuff She can get impregnated and impregnate cross-species, but the mechanism for either is beyond my knowledge and patience to describe in detail.

>>1015 I was not expecting this level of detail. Wow. >telling me to pick the appearance of my dream herm is like going to a candy shop as a kid and being told you can pick one type of candy. I mean nothing stops you from having multiple hermfus and posting each individual one, but frankly this Hidden/True-Form approach bears some hot fruit. I wish I had time for a longer, better response, but that'll have to be a bit later. Suffice to say I appreciate this titanic effortpost.

>>1017 >I was not expecting this level of detail. Wow. Mess with the bull, get the horn, except the bull is autism and the horn is a 600-word essay about hermfus. >I mean nothing stops you from having multiple hermfus and posting each individual one But the number of hermfus I had over the years is probably higher than the number of words in my previous posts: one day it's Zhali, another day is Hervy, and some days it's a monstrosity composed entirely out of penis tentacles. >but frankly this Hidden/True-Form approach bears some hot fruit. A cop-out for sure, but since we're describing something perfect, that's a perfect solution. >I wish I had time for a longer, better response, but that'll have to be a bit later. Suffice to say I appreciate this titanic effortpost. No problem anon, we're all here for the same reason and we ain't going nowhere any time soon.

>>1040 >the number of hermfus I had over the years is probably higher than the number of words in my previous posts: I mean there's a 1000 post limit on these threads, I'm sure this place would be glad for the posts! >one day it's Zhali, another day is Hervy, and some days it's a monstrosity composed entirely out of penis tentacles. Same, though it's more on a week-month basis for me. Sometimes you really wanna go for something combining everything to create the ultimate sexual machine - like your post - and sometimes something simple like pic rel is all you need; a 'standard' muscular anthro dragoness with a log of a cock stretching out every hole like pics rel. >A cop-out I call it creative. Still too busy during the week to type anything significant, but as you say, not going anywhere soon.

>>1046 >I mean there's a 1000 post limit on these threads, I'm sure this place would be glad for the posts! Fair enough, though I feel like daily posting of (my or anyone elses) hermfus without meaningful discussion that accompanies it would kill any interest in the thread. >a 'standard' muscular anthro dragoness with a log of a cock Sometimes, a 'standard' muscular anthro dragoness with a log of a cock is all that you need. On that note, I like Selena's design and I wish Moogan made more stuff with her.

>>1048 > I feel like daily posting of (my or anyone elses) hermfus without meaningful discussion that accompanies it would kill any interest in the thread. Well perhaps not daily but once a week. Would make for a topic to discuss and so on. >I like Selena's design and I wish Moogan made more stuff with her. True, I could have sworn I mentioned exactly this earlier ITT. Dunno what happened.

>>999 >999 Checked. I'm gonna take up the suggestion of posting all the different kinds I find good and start with a very simple one because gentle, non-hyper dickgirls are underrated >Species Canine/Vulpine >Height 5'7" >Breast size Anything up to D cup >Cock size/shape 7-8 inches, knotted >Balls/pussy golf-ball sized, with cookie >Personality Cuddly, loyal & caring >Position in bed Switch >Additional Stuff Tomboyish

>>1060 >7-8 inches Get outta here with those plausibly-sized dicks, this is "can check your pulse during anal" sized territory. Jokes aside, that's a cute hermfu. I just don't know what you meant by with "cookie".

<Just remember that this gem exists. >>1067 >I just don't know what you meant by with "cookie". Slang for bitch pussy.

>>1067 >Get outta here with those plausibly-sized dicks, this is "can check your pulse during anal" sized territory. Fair. >I just don't know what you meant by with "cookie". furry slang for canine pussy; because it vaguely looks like a chinese fortune cookie. Pic rel. >>1077 >77 checked. Didn't know a futa edit for Pokemon Snap XXX existed lol. Pretty well done too.

>>1067 Was that second animation traced from an sfm render?

>>1077 >>1078 Well now I kinda regret asking that cause I won't be able to look at fortune cookies the same way from now on. >>1079 I dunno, the artist's on Xitter and BlueSky so ask them there I guess. >https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5gj7inetdh4n6q326xk7b37j

>>1083 >I kinda regret asking that cause I won't be able to look at fortune cookies the same way from now on. LOL, I'm honestly surprised you've not ran into this earlier. Although in fairness cookie-herms are more common with taurs. And you're probably focusing on the cock more than the pussy. Give it some love too.

>ywn be a trainer with a futa gardevoir who mindfucks you into being her cocksleeve >Gardevoir almost did it. >A dozen times, she came so close. >Her trainer's psyche was so fragile. >She could taste it. >Its few defenses shattering like thin glass under her lightest psychic touch... >But damn it all, he was too nice. >Naively nice. >Nobody in the wild was so... dumbly good-hearted. >Like a mareep deciding, willingly, to snuggle with a pyroar. >God, she wanted to dick him down. >Stupid, cute human. >But those compliments, the food, the clothes... >Letting her live here (as if she needed permission). >Not knowing what he was going to do was kind of... >Nice. >It would be so easy! >Gardevoir roared in the now empty house. >A feminine cry of frustration. >She could pin him down with a thought. >Tear his clothes off with a flick of her wrist. >Plunge her incredible length wherever she pleased. >At any point in time, she could have molded his mind like clay. >Make him bend over at the very sight of her. >Suck her off as hard as he could. >Fuck her tirelessly for hours. >Concentrating for just five short seconds, she could make him do anything under the sun. >Why!? >Why couldn't she bring herself to do it? >She was an alpha! >One with a huge, throbbing problem staining her dress, at that. >Last year, she swore she'd break a human in two on her shaft, were she caught >Now she can't even walk around that single, human guy without getting butterflies. >Her "trainer" to boot. >Without thinking, her hands were already on her thick shaft. >Only together could she circle its girth. >She cursed herself, noisily fucking her hands. >All he did was run back to the grocery store because he forget her favorite crackers. >Why, just WHY did that get her so fucking hard!? >God she was pathetic. >The futa's explosive, minute-long orgasm she felt a moment later, thankfully, dulled the pain. <walking in on my insanely endowed futa Gardevoir while she's blasting ropes thinking about making me her bitch, forcing her to mess with my mind out of pure embarrassment

>>1106 Fucking BE-A-UTIFUL

From /trash/: A femboy sucks off a big panda girl, and then gets to get atop her for awhile. Definitely a femdom lilt to the whole thing. There is a clean vers, that is very normal. The dirty vers involves sheath cleaning, smegma, more musk, etc. Clean: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74117726 Dirty: https://archiveofourown.org/works/74117871

>>1176 Even though I'm into "daddy" name-calling, the aphrodisiacal musk and the overall SPH vibes, the story didn't really gel with me. I dunno why. Also, I love that stinky red panda OC.