>>296051 >Doesn't matter if the film flops worse than Fantastic Four 2015. I was double-checking, Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 actually did better in profit, because it had one-fourth of a budget.

>>296077 >actually check for a board >look at catalog I laff'd

>>296683 Apples and oranges, man. Paul Blart actually has a fan base (god knows why, I thought that shit was awful), not a bunch of sycophantic hangers-on like LW does. This isn't going to be a Michael Moore documentary idiots are going to pay theater money to go see. It's a Lifetime-tier drama fest that might not even get made.

>>296602 >Some more food for thought: you can't eat gamergate, ya dingus

>>296707 >This isn't going to be a Michael Moore documentary idiots are going to pay theater money to go see. I'm surprised this guy hasn't hosted a 15 minute sob story from Zoe on HBO yet.

>>295899 She already had fuckyouheiress money, indie film money doesn't really measure up in comparison.

>>296712 This faggot was one of the reasons I stopped following Vice and their coverage. A real shame too because they were one of the few people bothering to live stream large scale events and actually get themselves a little dirty, taking on dangerous posts. Nothing I enjoy gets to good though that's my take away from a year + of this bullshit.

>>296178 What people fail to realize is that most movies now have hashtags associated with them. Pro-gamers are better at hijacking hashtags than the hollywood hype machine. As another Leader mentioned, gamers are pushing the SJW narrative faster than the vast population would be willing to accept it. If quinn and others were not so narcissistic then they may have succeeded but they cannot help themselves. It is like nudging a car from behind. The car accelerates, loses control and crashes. The final result will be: > People finding out what quinn is REALLY like. > The SJW "progressive" pursuit will be shut down by the rest of the population. > People will think that gamers still suck but we can be good for a laugh now. and > Dank memes and keks shall be had as they completely fuck the movie up. cap this

>>296538 Great video

>>296730 >every aGG hashtag that got taken over and now I want to hear Milo say "you are entering a world of pain." (and other assorted lines from The Big Lebowski. and N)

>Scarlett Johansson as Zoe Quinn So it's a farce?

>>295897 I think only two people can pull me off look wise, either Keanu Reeves or Ansen Mount. Let's get this plane crash in the air.

>>296736 >Fulton extraction of Milo Lol lost my shit seeing that. He in da navy now with all da seamen

>>295950 In a way it sort of is in the Torah. While Jewish society may he somewhat patriarchal, the men carry most authority and responsability, it is also matrilineal. Which means that the children get their jewishness from their mother. This is why there is a huge taboo among Jews against men marrying "Shiksas" or non-jewish women (funny that they're allowed to use othering epithets, huh?). It's also why Jewish women essentially have Jewish men by the balls, damned near literally. The result? Generations and generations of Jewish men learning to tell women whatever they think they want to hear to get them to quit nagging them and let them catch a nut, and generations and generations of Jewish women who know that if they can find the right place to dial their nagging to, those men will capitulate. Or they'll be denied the opportunity to fulfill the Jewish prime directive of creating more Jews.

>>296130 What is that second pic from? I think I saw that movie in like '90.

>>296280 >Internet's dankest sewers.

>>296680 Spider-Man crying about white privilege, anyone?

>>296045 Imagine the IMDB reviews and comments "I don't get it, why doesn't she just turn off the computer or block them?" She's going to be equated with the ditzy blond girl in every horror movie who, instead of getting into her car and driving away from the scary man with a chainsaw, decides to run into his house and hide from him there.

>>296073 >went to the UN >report got recalled because it was goddamn pathetic >seriously it referenced the author's C drive >like goddamn >even Zoe distanced herself from it the next week Stay salty my friend.

>>297093 >"I don't get it, why doesn't she just turn off the computer or block them?" Because she is a stronk in-deep'n'dent womynz who is afraid of no man/neckbeard/misogyist/dudebro/gamer.

Best film of all time. Seriously this movie already exists, it was hilarious the first time and it will be hilarious again. The fact that they're making a movie about gamergate just ensures we'll have something to talk about for 3 YEARS. I mean, fuck, not even I assumed we'd go on until 2018, but looks like we will.

>>297168 Yes!!! This Its gonna be cyberbully and intimidation games bastard child

I tell ya man we should stream this movie cyberbully and svu intimidation game Hell we should stream intimidation game again sometime

We should beat them to the punch and make our own "WHITE MALEZ R NAZI TERRORISTS THEY WANT TO KILL BLACK DISABLED WOMENS" movie. It would be great if you could resist hamming it up too hard.

>>297248 what's the stream? I'd watch with you guys

>>297308 Maybe a gamergate cytube but someone needs to post a torret

It's actually clever. And lucrative. All they have to do is slap an "Inspired by a true story" tag on it, and they can change the Gamergate story into anything they want. ZQ can appear on the red carpet as the "inspiration" behind the beautiful, innocent, "trying to break into a hostile industry with nothing but inner bravery and a dream" lass, and Gamergate's greatest strength, that being "an amorphous collective of people with no structure" becomes it's greatest, most vulnerable, most profitable weakness: an amorphous collective of people with no structure cannot sue for libel. Remember the Tom Hanks 2013 film Captain Phillips? That was inspired by a true story, and oh, wasn't he a brave, heroic victim? Didn't you just love him? Never mind the fact that in the true events, he was an incompetent bastard that practically invited the pirates onboard due to his idiocy. >“The crew had begged Captain Phillips not to go so close to the Somali coast,” said Deborah Waters, the attorney who brought the claim. “He told them he wouldn’t let pirates scare him or force him to sail away from the coast.” > “It is galling for them to see Captain Phillips set up as a hero,” Waters said. “It is just horrendous, and they’re angry.” The crew were horrified by the film. and insulted. And angry. But oh, the academy awards doth flow, such a heroic captain bravely taking care of his crew at the expense of his own safety. SO BRAVE… The film will be a farcical reimagining, low cost, big payoff, and the "amorphous group" it recasts as the breaking-and-entering, hacking, LITERAL rapists (like the film's villain Aaron Gonjee, who raped the female star and carried out his threat to ruin her reputation by unleashing his Social Media Troll Army at Kiachan)… can't do a thing about it. Because it's simply "inspired by a true story". Meant to "shed light on a serious issue that is facing society, which deserves frank, open discussion.

>>297462 >an amorphous collective of people with no structure cannot sue for libel. Eron is alrready suing for libel, slander, and perjury. I did not know the captain Phillips story, but i didn't care about the movie either, any way the same shit won't fly with Zoe, nobody but the actuall crew knew the trut about phillips, but half the world alrready knos the truth about Valkenburgers

>>297529 It was a decent flick but after hearimg that it wa all lies it was all lies its just disappointed but whatever sells a story

I cant wait to see how they portray gamergate Oh boy its gonna be acid rain all over again

I'd watch it. Just to see if its going to be Law and Order SVU Intimidation Game: Movie Edition.

I'm about to ask the most important question that's ever been posted on this board. Who is going to play Teridax? Because he's obviously going to be the hero of the film.

>>299439 They should recycle the gag from Better Off Dead, except have the paperboy wanting his $10 back. https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw

>>295998 I liked Pixels. It was dumb and fun. But then, I think Adam Sandler went to shit shortly after Happy Gilmore. The low point was Funny People, which I guess was meant to be an ironic title, since it didn't contain any. Funniest part was Adam Sandler getting leukemia. >>295974 >since libertarians have never been in control of anything. Libertarians don't really want to be in charge of anything. The sticking point is that they don't want anyone to be in charge of them, either, with most compromises being based on public health and safety. Or at least, that's what I've managed to pick up.

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