>>4454 I'm pretty sure turing was a fag because he was british. other than that though, I think lots of programmers are trannies because you have to be mentally ill (or indian) to want to work as a programmer for a living in the first place. t. Likes assembly and hates rust trannies and OOP

using windows and never learning anything is based and high IQ (maximizes times to play video games and jerk off)

>>4456 >he doesn't have a lg wife to jerk him off for him, leaving his hands free to program viruses that infect anti computers and deposit cute lg photos.

>>4457 still no video games

>>4458 Video games are for children, which is why you should learn how to use computers in order to set up video games for your child bride

>>4459 video games being for children is based playing video games with children is based children are based people that hate video games should stay on /v/ also how to use computers for vidya >install windows 7 >done no linux shit required actually using linux would make most games a nightmarish slog for no reason other than circlejerking about how you use linux with other people that hate fun and want to waste their time

>>4460 doing cool things with children to make children have fun and be happy is based. using windows 7 is cringe, vista and onwards is hot garbage and everything made after 2007 is automatically bad anyway (unless it's a child, in which case it's perfect and deserves lots of love). Windows XP and old consoles are best, because all the best games are on those. Play wii for fun exercise, play xbox for old halo, etc etc. inb4 online services are down old consoles are cheap and easy to find. use your computer knowledge to set up a mini xbox live in your living room and have a bunch of projectors aimed at all 4 walls. Add pizza and friendly competitions and now everybody is having bundles of fun. computer skills are not for fags. using computer skills for anything other than making people happy and improving your corner of the world with cool magical adventures for children is for fags, though.

>>4461 7 is better than xp mope >consoles >gaylo

>>4462 >the collection of vague errors and marginally polished menus on top of some of the most notoriously horrendous code of all time, duct taped to the previous generation and designed to become obsolete so you had to buy the new version when it comes out is good >it's better than when shit was built to fucking last forever >7 is practically abandonware while XP is still in high demand despite being unsupported >XP x64 runs everything you could possibly need windows for You can choose whatever you want, but I'll be secure in the knowledge that I will actually have something of value to pass on to my lovely children and young wife aside from my potent techno-pedo seed. What is it that you can offer besides sex appeal and a broken home (and heart) when you inevitably get caught because you didn't know how to stay secure?

>>4463 Win 7 works for literally everything I've tried to use it for besides like Windows Terminal which is 10shit. My only complaint about it is that you need the ultra giga hyper full retard premium business edition+ for it to use more than 16gb of RAM, but then the business one is like 124gb which is such a weird and excessive gap but obviously meant to encourage buying it. Also you have to inject drivers for new mobos past a point for it to be able to use them, that's another one. Abandonware means nothing when kikerosoft updates never do anything but introduce new problems anyway. I dunno what you're implying by getting caught, that's not part of my plan, I fap to sfw stock images and shit. Imagine being some degenerate that can't even successfully orgasm to cropped smiling faces.

>>4464 if you fap to it it's cp

>>4465 If you are acidjew the retarded jew that doesn't know the laws and is jewish too.

>>4466 dubs

he's jewish

>>4464 >my only complaint is that it doesnt do everything I need and it's shitware designed to encourage you to buy more stuff is getting caught anyone's plan? besides, children don't care about dick size so your self-inflated e-penis means absolutely nothing to anybody of any importance whatsoever. On the other hand, I will steal tots away from you through sheer brainpower. I know so much about computers I can literally use my mind to influence reality and seduce tots with ease. You and your pitiful grey matter can do absolutely nothing but cry and join the NTRkike

>>4418 Thanks. The solution was so easy and simple, but it required mashing the key on startup to hit that split second window where the logo appears. I don't understand why this isn't accessible from the "no bootable device found" message, considering it has options relevant to booting, but I also don't design computers.

>>4471 >is getting caught anyone's plan? Off coursh. But like I said I don't even do anything illegal anyway. Acid is jewish and thinks sfw tot stock images are illegal but they aren't. >it doesnt do everything I need It does everything I need though, I just said that, and I never said you actually HAD to buy it - since you can still just pirate the pro edition with that increased RAM cap if you want. >self-inflated e-penis That's Linux evangelists, I don't care about roleplaying Terry A. Davis or Stallman while circlejerking. I can just pay people to do tech shit if I need to, tots like money more anyway because it can buy ponies and icecream.

I did buy it though because idgaf about finding a means to pirate things most of the time, it's work and work is boring, and if you're going to do boring work you might as well install Linux and spend the rest of your life trying to fix some other asshole's ghetto-rigged abortion of an OS. It's a heckin' kernel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

>>4476 >>4478 >I don't break the law >I purchase spyware and shill for it >I don't have a self inflated e-penis, that's this boogeyman reddit-tier tech enthusiast strawman >Look I know famous tech people too Embarrassing and cringe

>>4480 Technically Stallman is a jew and Davis was last seen as a red smear on the front of a train, hardly famous tech people.

Also literally just go to any /v/ Linux thread and watch the fags go, it's not a strawman, everyone that uses that shit is a massive fart-huffer and circlejerker. And it's not even good for vidya at all anyway, saying it is "if you do this and this and this and this and then just literally emulate Windows anyway lolz" is the cope they arrive at eventually but itself it sucks at running anything.

I deserve to self-aggrandize though since I'm better than everyone else.

>>4483 I mean pedos are by nature better than teliophile granny fuckers so it does make sense >>4482 >go to any /v/ ... I found the problem, it's not tech people that do that it's /v/ermin redditor garbage. Those aren't tech people, those are tech enthusiasts. The difference is that tech people are cool smart people who use their skills to make the world shine a little brighter, and tech enthusiasts are fags who destroy everything they touch without actually knowing anything special. See like I use linux for tech stuff like programming and other things like encrypting things etc, but I also use windows for my normalnigger chores like bank stuff. I just like older windows because I know enough about tech to see how bad new shit really is and I am autistic enough to jump through hoops to use it. Shitting on windows, even though I don't like it all that much personally, is just shitposting and maybe I took it to far and I apologize if I offended you. But I also don't want any pedos to get caught over something avoidable. It's not like microsoft is gonna call the cops on you for stuff but that could become evidence if you ever get unlucky, y'know? Windows is better for gaming though since even though you can get most things to run in linux it will be smoother and won't require extra effort on the windows machine. All my games are on windows, but I don't play many.

>>4492 nepi is supreme though >it's /v/ermin redditor garbage probably My philosophy is I don't like learning things and if I don't already know everything about it I just don't bother. I don't even remember what the differences between XP 64bit and 7 64bit are but none of them have been impacting me and I've been using 7 for years without issues so I have decided to marry it and never change. It will probably be my last computer anyway because I don't care about new video games and only play the same shit I have for like 10+ years. Also whenever anyone tries to pressure me to do anything I always triple down on the opposite, someone wanted me to use linux like 15 years ago so I never will as long as I live out of spite.

>>4498 If you never learn things you don't already know everything about, how did you get this far? Like how did you learn how to use a computer in the first place, or any other skill that isn't inborn?

>>4499 I just drew an arbitrary line when I stopped caring about knowledge for its own sake and now I only learn things unintentionally and without any concentrated effort.

>>4504 What is the most complicated thing that you know? Is there anything that you only half know because you stopped learning it at the line? Or did you finish learning what you were on when you decided and commit to it piecemail? How do you only learn unintentionally, like what is something you learned unintentionally?

>>4506 >What is the most complicated thing that you know? I dunno it probably depends on how you define complicated and what levels of complexity you ascribe to various things, which is probably subjective. My best guess is what I know about the stock market or the global jewish conspiracy to enslave mankind (they are related btw.) >Is there anything you only half know because you stopped learning it at the line? All of my academic pursuits at the time, I dropped out of college and gave up on all of them because none of it was gonna make me comparable money. Computer shit as we discussed, I used to put effort into that. >Or did you finish Nope. >How do you only learn unintentionally See things and hear things and read things and commit them to memory before you can do anything about it. I can't will myself to forget them, so I call that unintentional learning when it happens in a context I didn't go into intending to learn things. >like what is something you learned unintentionally The names and styles of an assload of toddlercon artists, my own name, what the limit of my alcohol tolerance is, how to shitpost.

>>4509 You didn't know your own name before you stopped learning things? Or am I too tired to read properly?

>>4512 That was a joke because I was a babby at the time and it was unintentional.

>>4513 So any time you process new information in a context where you didn't intend to receive new information is "unintentional learning"?

>>4515 It is ever since I decided to try to not learn things.

>>4516 If you ever figure out how to intentionally unlearn or forget things let me know. I have some things I want to delete from my brain.

>>4518 I did but I intentionally forgot how.

>>4519 But you didn't unlearn that you learned it in the first place? You know that you learned it but you don't know what it was?

>>4522 I forgot how to forget things, but I learned that I learned to forget things, but in the process of learning I learned I forgot how to forget, and forgot how I learned to forget things to begin with. I only know that I don't know how now, because I can't remember how to forget I don't know. And that's proof I don't remember at least how I did it well enough to do it again, but if I did, I'd choose to forget it before I'd tell you.