I will also be buying a boombox to play the Harlem globetrotters theme, on loop. This will be, as a mating call, to attract the womynz. The boom box will be in one hand, playing the music, and, the basketball will be, in the other. The womynz will then get, on her knees, to sug my benis. I am sure that it will work.

The malt liquor will, also, be, inside this imbibing device, pictures, while de white womynz be sugging my benis. :D

But, in order to have de white womynz sug your benis, dere is a special code that only da white womynz and negro share. It goes something, like this >Ayo white bitch, u want sum cock :^) And, she'll, promptly, reply, >Yes, master, I've been, waiting, since sundown. Daddy will be most pleased. If, da white womynz doesn't say the above phrase, VEBATIM, then, she will call the cops on you, and, you'll go to hockey prison, for the rest of your life, so be careful. It is a delicate mating dance, but, applied correctly, as described, and you cannot lose. You're welcome.

If da white womynz, while sugging your benis says, >Okay, master, now, give me some cream fill, It is an invitation, to a threeway, with her basketball coach. At this point, you should ask to see some identification, to verify her age, becuz in Ameriga pantomime minstrelsy, interracial three wayz are illegal, in some states, for white womynz, under the age of 21. If she asks, for the cream fill, and is under 21, she is, almost, certainly, a cop. At which point, you should call the ACLU and NAACP, to file suit. After a drawn-out legal process, you will, then, become a warlord,and African politician millionaire prince, and then all de white womynz will flock to you, forever. De end. You're welcome, berndz.

As another side note, some white womynz, when sugging the blag benis, have been known to honk a clown horn, that they usually steal, from a bicycle, before arriving, as a sort of coming-of-age ritual. If you hear the clown horn, before you are about to blow your load, DO NOT BE ALARMED. This is perfectly normal and indicates dat de white womynz has chosen you, to deflower her, at an undisclosed, future date, usually, immediately, thereafter. This may seem, like a nervewracking endeavour bernds, but you must be strong. For centuries, black men have defoliated white womynz, in what is, commonly, known, as "the Texas hold-em clown college deflowering Gettysburg address". It is a uniquely American ritual. While you are deflowering a white womynz, and taking her to, 'the dark side", it is important to remember that you must recite the Gettysburg address, from memory, while humming the theme of "america, the beautiful," inside your head. If there is a TV, in the room, you must play a VHS cassette of "Police Academy", while doing so, also. Also, at the point of ejaculation, you must remember to shout out, at the top of your lungs, " THANK YOU, MASTER LINCOLN, FOR FREEING US SLAVES". And, when you're finished, you must annoint de white womynz, as a newfound member of the African-Americany race, with a droplet of kool-aid. Then, you bernd will no longer be a virgin. Most black men do this five times a year, at most, to millions of white american virgin womynz a year, including president's daughters. You're welcome.