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Furry JOI Thread Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 14:29:01 No. 399 >>50918
Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #1 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) >Breed the Blue Fox Edition This thread is for furry JOI/JOE posts only, along with requests. Please take anime and other such JOI/JOE posts to the other thread: N/A Closed Boorus: https://joi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all https://captions.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list (Could always use some more tagging!) All boorus were automatically closed due to spambot shenanigans, so if someone could contact the owner of the previously open one to fix it that'd be great. That said, those already with an account can still add images provided they're not more than 5k pixels. Basic Captioner Resources: https://pastebin.com/h7mudVkL Newest Version of Capper (Free Caption Making Software) https://github.com/substantialpickle/Capper/releases/tag/stable Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/74021076/#74021076 Comfy: https://mega.nz/folder/aklSxazZ#RSfWZjXrUNfPLCTP5YRAfg Twocap: https://mega.nz/folder/suQzQaYC#9kK-vUNUMJJRIymed8Tg-Q Mouchi: https://mega.nz/folder/eIsikSbJ#MLxbeiDD7uFCrzaiz1VPcw AmarettoScotch: https://mega.nz/folder/5IcVkSIZ#Tr8yy-m_6e6NqvgXkW7RBQ MilkMan: https://mega.nz/folder/M5AGWDKT#hovvseNwO5h3dz6UNN2cUA Yojimbo: https://mega.nz/folder/lLBH0arR#SazOugcQLuIPYWO5sx8xvQ Hoss: https://mega.nz/folder/h2A0RC6a#v1YvnF0D856K_drUEXzuHg Baseddoggo: https://mega.nz/folder/UkIVWIgR#5Ot4eKv-kyccHXZyJ1KM-g Karmo: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rVHgESLo0Bct8CSa9gfdR0TGtLRZVy6D a LOT of melonart's art: https://mega.nz/folder/ZwtziKoS#aDf503BNCcD5RWAHQ3D2dA\
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About fucking time, I needed my fix of captions.
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I still like this one the best.
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While the usual place is down, I'll be uploading all of my new captions to my sadpanda archive as I finish them. Link: >https://exhentai.org/g/3314700/2b2df96704/ There's already a new (non-furry) caption there, so you can check that out if you're interested. I'll also post my new furry caps to this thread as I finish them, both for the time being and also probably just going forward as well. Feel free to make some requests! Otherwise, I've got a couple of scripts waiting to be typeset I can work on.
>>6283 Is there a sequel to this?
>>10131 Yea, but it's not a caption. Just look up track and field dreams in the hoss mega in the OP. Should see a pdf with the rest of the story
>>401 Fear not, O child of God, for while it may SEEM that this holy mother has fallen into the wicked ways of sin and fornication, rest assured that these are not the hated prophylactics of Satan, but rather extra strength fertility pills/losenges instead! Now, are you ready to do the good work of the Lord, and be fruitful and multiply with Mother Toriel?
>>10131 Several, yes, though it became a story rather than purely self-contained captions. https://archiveofourown.org/series/4173526
>>408 Let me go ahead and drop off some stuff from this month just to be safe and make sure they're out there.
>>12440 That cheetah girl is adorable.
>>12578 Agreed! A cute lil' kitty, if super-duper neurotic, as cheetahs are wont to be.
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>>401 Congratulations, brave knight! You have won the crusades and reclaimed the holy land! As reward for your great deed in His name, the Lord grants you the greatest gift He can bestow upon man (short of the one way trip to Heaven for finding Jesus' sippy cup/THE HOLY GRAIL) Not one, not two, but THREE fuzzy women for you to marry and have as your good christian wives!
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>>401 The mouse can have the cheese, you'll be just fine with his cheeseCAKE!
>>408 First new cap as a refugee...
>>26684 Thanks Hoss, though I'm forced to admit the sudden lack of a need of bumping has shown how much of a ghost town this place is, whether we're still missing people that haven't migrated over yet or not Thanks for not giving up on us entirely, and I can only hope things will improve once 4chan's back up
>>27035 Eh, the worst part is not having 4chanX, if you ask me. I'm still eager to share my fap-fuel and see if anyone likes what I'm putting down, so I'll be here until we're back up and running. I have to say, the higher bump limit means there's no real incentive to tossing out the older requests as soon as a new thread is made, so if more people end up finding this bunker, maybe there'll be more actual discussion of ideas... A guy can dream, right?
>>27544 It'll be a slow process but as long as this board stands, I'll keep putting out joi threads until more and more eyes see it, keep up the great work
4chan soon stalker
I was researching pregnancy for an upcoming caption, and it started out being really hot, but the more I learned about the effects it has on the body the more and more horrified I became. But despite that, it is still undeniably very hot.
>>38375 My favorite factoid is that each pregnancy takes about two years off a woman's life due to the stress it puts on the body Clearly, this means immortal women make the best breeding sows, if that wasn't obvious already What's yours?
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>>38477 >favorite factoid Aztec society likened childbirth to a vicious battle and women who died in childbirth (called Cihuateteo) were given a ritualistic military funeral. In the afterlife they believed that it was the sacred duty of the Cihuateteo to guide the sun as it sets. >favorite breeding sow That's a tough question, there are so many good answers. In terms of specific characters, I really like Malon. I think it's both interesting and very cute that she doesn't even know that her husband is a great hero who saved her family in another timeline, and still just loves him regardless for who he is as a person. She's also completely unaware that she's herself saved Hyrule indirectly multiple times over by continuing Link's heroic lineage, and by starting a whole new heroic lineage in the form of Epona, whose descendants will be the loyal steeds of her descendants for generations and generations to come. She's one of the most central characters of the whole setting despite not having any powers or being anyone special or important at all. She made an impact just by being a wonderful mother, and I think that's really special. I like to imagine she and Link had a whole baseball team.
>>38477 Seems my favourite factoid is a little bit of a medical myth, but the release of oxytocin during childbirth — while it doesn't affect a mother's memory of the pain to the point she forgets the worst of it and isn't dissuaded from doing it again — it IS called the love hormone and it DOES play an important role in mother-infant bonding, so... Yadda yadda no man ever asks for another kick in the balls...
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>>408 Hopefully a decent fulfilling of the original request, it's quite a bit longer than initially anticipated (sort of?) so I've gotta post a teaser and a link to the full thing on Ao3. https://archiveofourown.org/works/65018014
>>42594 >4chan coming back AND my Toriel request gets done on the same day we're reaching levels of "we're so back" that shouldn't even be possible
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>>408 New Pokemon Caption! >You must be the unluckiest doctor in all of Johto. You've got a whole Pokémon Center to take care of, and no Nurse Joy to help you! >Thankfully, one of your former patients, now loyal Pokémon, is always there to pitch in. She's an undeniably voluptuous Umbreon who loves dressing up as a nurse. Unbeknownst to you, she's dreaming of starring in her own raunchy hospital soap opera, and has cast you as the role of her hunky love interest... The image this caption uses comes from an unusual source. It's a piece of promo/concept art for a big booty Nurse Umbreon figurine (unofficial, obviously). I'm not sponsored or anything (shocker) but I'm using the image without permission, so I think it's only fair that I link to the Pixiv page the company uses so interested parties can find their store. >https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/121305416 This caption is a loose sequel to my previous Glaceon cap, which I've included as the third image here.
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>>408 New Pokemon caption! >Wild Pokémon often band together in packs for safety and companionship, and no pack is more feared in your area than the Crescent Queens, and no pack Alpha more powerful than the ferocious, untameable Absol that leads it. >Team Magma, having caught wind of this unusually strong Pokémon and hoping to use her towards their own nefarious ends, drugs, captures, and begins experimenting on her. >Their plans are thwarted when you, a simple trainer who fights for justice, invade their base and save the Pokémon trapped inside. Rescuing Absol required a intense battle with a fearsome Magma Admin you feel lucky to have survived. Absol will never forget how you fought to save her, and the way it made her feel. >Not knowing her reputation, you welcome her into your home. For Absol, it's the first time she's ever had a trainer, and the first time she's ever been in love. She struggles with the docility of being your Pokémon and human society, but every day she learns a little more with the goal of making you fall just as much in puppy love with her as she is with you. >As she drifts off to sleep, her leash tied to your bedpost, she idly thinks about how lucky she is that none of the Crescent Queens are seeing her like this... >...not knowing that one of them is about to try and rescue her from her "human captor" this very night... This is the first fully monochrome caption I've done and it was a fun challenge trying to express emotion in the characters without using color. The pencil doodles of hearts were a sudden inspiration that came to me as I was typesetting.
>>50518 Cute! CUTE! Well damn done!! >>401 Requesting a followup post to >>50518 , picrel >A few weeks spent with nothing but love between Master and Absol result in zero contact between Absol and her girls. >They case the couple's home with full stealth, and she doesn't wake up in shock at home invaders because her old instincts still told her that all of their scents and noises were her pack. >They heard a noise, and investigated. >Opening the door to the master bedroom results in seeing this sight - she's been so cherished and cared-for that she could feel so at ease that her battle instincts didn't even factor into the good morning. >The pack realizes the truth - when in nature you're either scared prey or scary predator, in the arms of good humans you can have a good life. >The Master and husband gets up, and vaguely recognizes the Pack girls from Absol talking about them to him. >Asks if they'd like breakfast. The Pack girls recognize that this human who bought their leader one of his people's tech is offering to make them the same kind of food that his people eat. >Pack girls wonder what else a good human could look like...
>>399 (OP) Hey there, when I try to run the version of capper in OP, it boots up then suddenly closes. how do I fix this?
>>50918 Just to be sure, you are aware that as Capper is command line interface software without any form of GUI, you need to use some form of command line to operate it, correct? Just clicking on the .exe won't do anything; it isn't that kind of program.
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>>408 New Pokemon caption! >I normally write a summary of the caption here, but this is literally just Little Red Riding Hood but with a big tiddy Flareon who loves you. >So, uh, read it if you like Big Tiddy Flareons. Or Fairy Tales! This is the third cap in my "Eeveelutions" miniseries. I already uploaded the first two in this thread just a few posts up (>>48651). I elected to omit the "Flar Eon Flareon Fla Flare"s I would usually include from the background of this one. The main reason is that you just couldn't see them; the text needed to be really dense to be a reasonable font size without cutting anything. This cap is about as long as the last two put together. The other reason is that in this story Little Red has been in love with (You) for years and years and it makes sense to me that in that time she'd learn Human-speak like Meowth in the anime. It's a fun little effect though, so I'll most likely bring it back for the next installment in this series, whenever that might be.
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>>58163 And here's a v2 that fixes a small error kindly pointed out by an anon on the other /trash/.


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