I agree.

Death by snu snu

>>1027 Death by snu snu would be her crushing your ribcage with a leglock while she orgasms with your dick inside her. Which is a perfectly fine way to go.

>>1029 Does your dick grow from your chest?

>>1030 >tfw it is impossible to receive a standing thighjob from Yuugi because it would be physically impossible for her to squat and be thighfucked at the same time

>>1032 You can go for a shinjob.

>>1030 Considering she probably is significantly taller than a human male, I'm confident her legs would cover your entire back if she locked them around you.

>>1035 She would still have to bend her knees in the opposite direction to reach your chest unless you're doing it in reverse cowgirl. If you are doing it in reverse cowgirl, her legs would mostly only bend backwards and go under your body, so maybe she could do a wrestling hold, twisting your back with her feet, but no chest breaking. Either way she'd probably crush your dick and pelvis first.

Savages that you are, you do not understand that the best way to lewd Yuugi is to make her wear a cute girly dress and delight in the fiery hue of red that is bound to flush her face. And not from the booze, for once.

>>1025 I approve this notion.

>>1033 but that wouldn't stimulate her at all.

>>1318 I'm pretty sure Yuugi would already feel stimulated so long as she has a squeamish human she can bully. Whether or not she'd also receive stimulation if you would 'bully' her right back - fiery red blush included - is another object of stipulation.

>>1315 >>1025 >Not wanting to give Yuugi your seed. >Not wanting to become a great father and husband. Pleb tier tastes

>>1327 Since when were you under the impression that these are incompatible?

>>1328 Anon, when she crushes your skull you cannot become husband becpuse your skull is crushed and brain too.

>>1329 Does oni breastmilk contain alcohol? If so, sign me right up for the parenting part.

>>1335 Maybe. Deffinitly yes.

>>1342 Enough to make it flameable?

>>1370 Enough to make you drunk and happyy

>>1375 Oni titty is too hard for human jaw and teeth to suckle on.

>>1378 No ur wrong.

>>1380 Throw tantrums at your own physiology all you want, it won't change a thing. (Other than making you a tranny).

>>1381 Nonsense! Common sense does not apply in Gensokyo. So if you want the Oni titty hard enough and work towards that goal with all your might, you will eventually get it. Even if there's a chance Reimu will show up to kill you for upsetting the supposed natural order

>>1383 >Even if there's a chance Reimu will show up to kill you for upsetting the supposed natural order What if I'll be already married to her and I'll tell her that I'm just helping her.

>>1384 Then she'd just kill you over the fact that you're longing for oni titties instead of hers

>>1389 Wouldn't Yuugi /my waif help me out with her? Wouldn't it be easier just to make her part of my bew harem?where everyone is treated equally?

>>1389 She cannot allow a man to engage in indecency with a youkai and come out of this alive. Miko titties just won't do it anymore for village men if they get a taste of youkai mammaries.

>>1391 >She cannot allow a man to engage in indecency with a youkai and come out of this alive. Even if she would be pregnant? And what if I turn her into reimoo?

>>1392 And also how am I supposed to be happy then? She doesn't want people to be happy and raise a family?

>>1393 >>She doesn't want people to be happy and raise a family? >Breeding Onis of all creatures

>>1392 >Even if she would be pregnant? All perversion aside, Reimu lives isolated in a shrine at the very edge of her world, and spends more time with youkai than she does with humans (not counting Marisa). If you get her to open up for you to the point she'll let you impregnate her, you better believe she'll cling on to you like crazy. Because you happen to be the closest thing to family she might ever have had, and fucking another girl while she's busy having your child would be the equivalent of ramming a stake through her heart. Even in Gensokyo, harem endings aren't real.

>>1405 With pregnancy I meant yuugi. But I WOULDN'T do that shit if we already were in love. I'm not that much of a harem fag.

>>1548 What about a short Yuugi to sleep under?

>>1551 >never ever

>>1553 Well, fuck. Good thing I'd rather have a small Suika to use ass a pillow.

>>1392 Obviously, you're supposed to turn her into a reimew.

>>1559 >Not reibaph Shame.

>>1562 >hooves

>>1565 >Being such a normalfag. Ok faggot.

>>1566 >>1565 Do you know what a monstergirl is? If you seriously think that MG==furry then you might as well call yourself a nigger or a cuck.

>>1566 >>1567 >Being this blind to obvious shitposting But really, baphs are kinda shit as well as the demon they're based on.

>>1568 I like all mge girls, but baphs aren't my favs. But there are many other Sabbath exclusive girls and all other mgs that can be lolis.