>>124 how do I buy these

>>128 with love of course!

>>143 Cirdon't

>>145 fantastic blush

>>145 I want to knock those rocks off and adopt her as my own flesh and blood

Here's some of the fumo OC from julay/2hu/

Hate to bear the bad news, but those vids are actually from a youtube channel that makes vids like that. Here's the channel; https://invidio.us/channel/UCVv6OI4dMDrFWPXLxZrONng I thought they were original too, but I happened to see the Cirno vid on youtube one day, and saw the other vids that were posted on Julay from the same channel as well. Reposting due to using the wrong link.

>>162 >tfw no pseudo-fumo to make psueudo-fumo OC for /2hu/ with

>>124 These fumos seems like something my teacher would've stitched up for her kids. I mean i think they're using flannels from a glance and flannels are quite easy to stitch together into something. Are fumos handmade like Kigus?

>>199 There is a relatively big scene for custom fumos in Japan, but I don't know if they modify existing Gift fumos or make their own from scratch. Still, these dolls don't look like they are hard to make by hand (with a sewing machine), especially if you aren't going for an identical copy.

>>128 https://invidio.us/watch?v=mK9CFqu7iyA

Has science gone too far?

>>206 Those armpits are dangerous

How come I can't find fumos anywhere and wherever I do find them, they're outrageously priced? I just want a single Reimu fumo.

>>214 Touhou fumos get sold out in a matter of hours when they appear on Mandarake, even when they are listed for something like $70. I would assume that scalpers then charge even more when they resell them on ebay.

>>215 >even when they are listed for something like $70. I would assume that scalpers then charge even more when they resell them on ebay. Is this another Beanie Babies situation? I mean they're cute for sure but goddamn, that much for a flannel doll? I can outsource that shit near my house and still have money to import CDs from Japan.

>>300 What happens when a Fumo gets wet?

>>306 they rape you

>>307 Fumos are not lewd, they are innocent and sweet like honey.

>>308 except when they get wet

>>309 What happens if I feed them after midnight?

>>310 In the morning, you will find the fumo wearing only an apron and cooking you breakfast to return the favor. And then she rapes you.

>>311 It wouldn't be rape if I wanted it.

>>312 If you want that load dumped in your ass, then you do you. We just gotta make sure everyone knows what they'll be getting into if they break the guidelines

I wanna make love to a fumo!

>>319 Fumos are sexy

I hath given unto Yuuka maximum firepower

I will never have a fumo of my waifu ;_;

>>342 ew a fake gross >>343 then your waifu is a shitty newhu or ur poor

>>344 I thought it was cute :(

For a Touhou board there's really not enough Fumo content on here.

>>819 Well i guess not all of us can buy a flannel doll depicting our favorite hus.

>>819 Some men have it all.

>>842 >>827 I wish these were all mine. I just trawl the internet for fumo content. It's one of the things that keeps me sane these days.

>>846 Fumos are normalfag crap. Sukus are infinitely better. (Though even they couldn't get fluffy hakutaku tail right. Wanna make a truly good 2ho plushie - learn to DIY.)

>>849 Hakutakus are shit anyways. D.I.Y sewing made me miss me great-grandma who could sew traditionally using those two pins.

Looking closely at Miyoi's hat, it's pretty marketable. If "Miyoi whale plushie" was a thing, I think I would buy it.

>>1119 >a dumb whale <marketable Miyoi’s hat ranks among the worst of the other hu’s hat for how dumb it looks when she’s wearing it. A hat serves to make the hu wearing it look better, the Coumakan Crew is the prime example of this principle in action. But Miyoi’s hat? It’s just a representation of the house she’s currently staying. That’s dumb.

>>1150 But all sdm hats look like liquid shit.

>>1151 The bulbey ZUNhats ? That's 3/6 if you count Marisa's. Aren't those just beanies with frill ?

>>1152 Yeah, EoSD hats are either bland bows or bland bonnets adorned with bland bows. The only ones with something even remotely interesting are Meiling and Koakuma (hatless, lol).

>>1152 >>1153 >>1151 >All hats must be either be colorfully stupid (see: Miyois) or overdesigned shit (see: Hecatia) Disgusting

>>1175 Go jerk off to some more vampire trash.

>>1175 Tokin hats are simplistic yet both stylish and practical. Marisa's hat is not the peak of originality, but at least it instantly makes you think "ah, a witch" as opposed to Patchy's shower cap. Yukari and Ran (not Chen, though) also wear bonnets, yet somehow manage to make them look distinct as opposed to >I have my bow on the left side >I have my bow on the right side >And I slapped a dollar store pin onto mine

>>1191 >>1191 >Yukari and Ran (not Chen, though) also wear bonnets, First of all, those are not bonnets, they're mob caps. Bonnets have smooth brim while mob cap's brims are the part that's frilly. They're out of fashion literally hundreds of years ago though, so i don't blame you. Second, while i agree that Chen's hat is just a filler, and that both Yukari and Ran manage to make them distinct. Yukari's distinction on her hat is just a red bow on the front. That's pretty simplistic and fits right in with Koumakan sister's hats.

>>1229 Mob-caps are a type of bonnet.

>>1233 >Mob-caps are a type of bonnet. Wrong! Bonnets are outdoor clothing, while Mobcaps are both. Every wonder why maids in the past used to wear them all the time? Because they act like a fashionable hairnet to protect their hair as well as being easy to wash. That's why they're usually plain and simple, they're utilitarian for the most part. Meanwhile, bonnets have a brim that covers much of a woman's hair. So, they sort of act like a cover to protect the wearer's face from the sun. Heck, people even decorate them to make them more fetching to the eyes. And let's not even get into the part where religion comes in.

>>1235 >A mobcap is a round, gathered or pleated cloth bonnet (From Wikipedia, the free online DM rulebook that any retard can edit) Suits originally also were outerwear. That's where the lapel buttonhole comes from. And even though it came into existence way before suits became a thing, for the longest time you could still button it up and wear most suits outside in moderately chill weather.

>>1236 Who cares about what kikeapedia has to say, they're fucking different. I mean sure, they both came from the same background but both Bonnets and Mobcaps are different altogether. They branched off from each other in the evolutionary hat tree into new forms of headgear. That being said, Meiling's hat is the best hat in EoSD. She's also the best China compared to that abortion fetishist Seiga.

>>1244 >abortion fetishist Seiga Do jang-shi stickers work on stillborns?

>>1249 They technically should, considering Jiang-Shi in Touhou at least appear to be artificial entities (kinda like shikigami) possessing a dead body. Then again, I vaguely recall reading that her "Fetal Movement" and "Evil Sign: Yang Xiagoui" spellcards were named after a Taoist ritual in which the sorcerer used the body of an aborted fetus to control dead spirits. I do know there are similiar rituals involving stillborn or aborted babies in the rest of Asia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuman_Thong

>>1252 Do you think she made all those fetushes herself or grabbed it from a abortion clinic?

>>1274 I'm pretty sure a woman can only get so many abortions until her uterus is too badly mangled to still bear offspring. Then again, I recall the Chinese are fairly resilient when it comes to this https://archive.is/SEht5

>>1275 >Be a poor as shit backwater country that was under communism for decades >Decide that people are having too many babies >Force people to have only one child >People abort female babies en mass because males can only be the heir <Fast forward a few decades later >China is now short on women >And the ones who are married, usually don't want to have babies >The Government is now surprised that the population pyramid is going old as bad as Japan's Is it any wonder that China has the reputation it has now?

>>1278 Don't worry. By 2030, they'll probably open mandatory breeding ("education") camps for women that refuse to have children.

>>1561 I want to put my junk into Junko's manko

>>1561 Thank you for the reassurance that next year would be a great one Junko

>>1881 I really enjoy Roblox. It is unironically one of the most comfy and fun games ever. It controls well, too.

So appearently this year's new fumo is Eirin

>>1977 It would be nice if she coughed up a proper cure for Corona-chan already.

>>1881 Daily life of Reisen fumo

>>2258 >That one Junko on a bicycle I laughed harder than I should have.

Has there been any interest in making fumos from scratch? I don't see anybody that has the sewing prowess to create custom plush dolls in general.

>>1887 >>2258 I was actually suprised at how much Touhou shit there is on Roblox.

Chibi is shit. Anatomically correct 1:1 wooden endoskeleton Reimu sexdoll, when?

>>2451 do you want splinters in your pee pee, anon?

>>2451 Please don't talk about such vulgar things in fumos' vicinity

>>2453 What if I do?

>>2457 Speaking of. For a long time already I've been kinda wanting a 1:1 Sukuna daki to use as a handrest like in a boobie mousepad. It's a shame nothing like that is a thing.

>>2459 That was fast. Are there ones of Takane or Sannyo yet?

>>2450 this webm makes me happy. Such a succulent webm.

>>2459 Probably not, the one that anon posted is custom made

>>2465 Oh, yeah.

>>2525 I didn't really understand this one.

>>2525 Very high compression = funny

>>2258 >>2450 Looks like fun, but why Roblox?

huutuu

>>2656 Because it is easier to make there?

>>2734 The guys who worked around the Demon Core were completely insane.

Here's some designs for those girls that are marketing the new game.

>>2735 All government lackeys are.

>>2741 One of them looks like Aya, is that Aya?

>>2789 Nope, it's a new tengu named Megumu Iizunamaru.

Gift has announced DekaFumo https://archive.is/NdOkg https://archive.ph/048xD

>>2801 wait they are actually making more wtf? is this finally a chance to get one for less than thousands

>>2802 >is this finally a chance to get one for less than thousands Yeah, they'll only cost $999 instead :^)

>>2805 Think I'd rather upgrade my pc and dodge danmaku in 4k with raytracing.

>>2801 I wonder how you'll wash those dekafumos when you unwittingly spill high-fructose corn syrup on it.

>>2799 >new tengu <it's a burd one What about the other tengus then? TOUHOU NEEDS MORE TENGU DIVERSITY

>>2821 Sorry, there was only enough faces for 3.5.

>>2823 ZUN can make all the outlandish customes all he wants, but he can't make a race of youkai diverse? SMH, where can i cancel ZUN??

>>2836 https://twitter.com/korindo/ Here you go, brub.

>>2846 That's some grade-A(rgentinian) coal right there. No likey.

>>2907 Man that Reisen Fumo must be so damn cool right now

>>2920 Yeah, she's really chill right now.

>>2927 Does this mean that she's Irish?

>>2874 You don't have to like it. This is what top journalistic performance looks like. Period.

Come on and slam

I just realized. Niggers would make neat paparazzi and ninjas. And thiefs.

I never knew giant inflatable fumos existed.

>>2992 SPEEEN

>>3004 Does fumo Tsukasa come in a salt-shaker variant?

>>3006 I don't know. You should ask the Council.

>>3008 Nevermind, that can be fixed with scissors and duct tape.

>>3008 >all fumos of the new characters finished already That must've taken lots of work and felt.

I think 2ch somehow found chinese news about some kind of space program where an Urumi fumo is seen to be onboard. http://blog.livedoor.jp/coleblog/archives/52163364.html If this is true it could be popularity points for Urumi

>>3029 I've read the thread and turns it out that image was Photoshopped Here's the original. Anon can still dream though

>>3029 Come on, anon, look how edgy and pixelated chink head looks and how round and blurry the fumo is.

>>3030 >>3031 Damn I knew it's too good to be true

>>3036 Don't worry, we'll send the Fumos to space eventually.

>>3038 someday we dont' have to rely on the magic of photoshop to bring Fumos to space. then they shall float as they wish

>>3049 There are ponies in space, why not fumos too, right

>>2741 i would fuck that fox

>>3173 Maybe i should buy a chirno / letty whiterock fumo and strap it next to my pc as an ad-hoc cooling fan

>>3202 Please refrain from posting me again, kind sir. I don't like being on that mutt's shoulder, but I don't have much say in the matter!

>>3206 their amiami link just leads to a blank page

>>3206 are they reprinting all the really expensive ones

>>3208 It's working for me

are they already sold out lmao

>>3206 does a Nue fumo exist? what is a fumo?

>>3242 There is, but you'll need a sewing machine and some felt.

>>3245 Im on the case.

>>3314 Is this the first time ever they announced 4 new fumo at once? Also, finally Nitori

>>3242 A miserable little pile of cotton.

>>3314 >Nitori fumo at last this is our time, kappachads

>>3314 We need a Nue fomo

>>3373 What the fuck is a fumo?

>>3377 A cute, but overpriced stuffed doll that has a weird cult following. They got really popular due to a youtube channel using said dolls in short skits (which was fine and dandy, until they started shilling for gachashit). From there, it eventually became it's own sub culture.

>>3377 The reason why we can't have normal 2ho plushies.

>>3378 Fumoniggers were replaced by actual faggots retards and discord trannies. Got it.

>>3392 Basically. It's a damn shame, too, since they were pretty cute and funny before all this shit. Of course, normalniggers ruin everything.

you talk like you aren't normalniggers

>>3396 Sageschizo what made you mad and what made you start using this board?

What made you think I'm mad? I refresh overboard, so I'm on this board for as long as I'm on all other ones.

>>3398 >talking to sagecuck

>>2907 RABBITS ARE THE NIGGERS OF THE MOON KITCHEN REEEEEREE

>>3393 But they will still be entitled to exclude you from shit sageschizo. Fuck this place Im leaving.

This guy's name is blue, I'm leaving.

>>3405 See you tomorrow

Poor Hata-tan

>>3378 You'd think due to their popularity, there would be a group that makes custom fumos, but not even imageboard users have enough sewing machines nor felt to handle the task.

>>3378 it was already it's own sub culture on /jp/ for years before it was co-opted by that sellout faggot, it only blew up recently >>3454 shit aya was 60 bux new on j-list when I bought it

>>124 Burn every fucking one of these in a giant fire

>>3485 U mad or something

Would you marry a fumo?

>>3490 Hell no, I would much rather marry something that at least looks like a proper touhou. And that's assuming I was desperate enough to give up marrying an actual touhou.

>>3504 is that some kind of metaphor

>>3505 You see, the doughnut is a metaphor for a tengu cloaca.

>>3505 Hatate is dry but Aya is glazed

>>3508 The hole isn't big enough to be Aya's.

>>3538 The scale is relative to the fumos. By the way, the glazing is meant to be a torrent of gushing out oni cu～

>>3540 Jo'on is always cute