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You want to hear a joke? Toyosatomimi is the best hu out of all the 2hu cast haha.

>>131 this is actually true

>>126 Imagine dying and re-incarnating as a qt3.14 hu girl LOL

>>139 good thing she only faked her death

>>139 God I wish that were me.

>>142 >wanting to be a girl Gay

>>165 >not wanting to be a 2hu See you in Gensokyo lol

>>169 enjoy immediately regretting your decision after you realize you will never be able to impregnate any of the hus

>>170 >you will never be able to impregnate any of the hus fugg

>>171 Well, if you're gay enough to wanna turn yourself into a girl, you might as well be a dickgirl. Still the big gay. Bootlegs everywhere are disappointed in your conduct.

>>172 Just become a kigu, nothing is gay when you're by yourself anyways unless you're jacking off to dicks. Though it helps not to be this fat.

>>171 <wanting to impregnate a hu They'll probably eat you first dummy, they're Youkais and Youkais are scary!

>>194 Not if you teach them the joys of eating a constant supply of your cum instead.

>>194 I'd eat a Youkai out

>>195 I wonder if there's Youkai that's close to concept to a Succubus

>>194 Jokes on you, I want to impregnate Marisa and Reimu

>>194 Explain the existence of half-youkai, then.

>>476 First they "eat" the dick, then they eat you. Like spiders

>>478 What if I eat the spider first?

>>208 Literally Doremy, except that she eats nightmares and not wet dreams. >>479 An average person eats out 8 spiders a year.

>>487 >8 spiders That's adultery.

>>488 >An average person eats out 8 spiders a year in their sleep. As such, relay all your objections to the spiders.

>>487 >An average person eats out 8 spiders a year in their sleep. That's an urban myth. Spiders might not be the sharpest knives in the drawer, but even they would know better than to crawl into a space that is already coated with what effectively is digestive juices, much less stay there. On the other hand, I once had a spider rudely waking me up by dancing around on my closed eyelid. It was not exactly a pleasant experience.

>>492 That one just was too small to properly straddle you.

>>487 >An average person eats out 8 spiders a year. You mean a night.