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>>1948 Can someone translate the pics?
>>1949 Isn't it obvious from the images alone? >Noooo, anon, my liver is not for eating! >It doesn't taste good, stop it!
>>1949 They're translated over on danbooru
>>1948 Better question is, will she die from disgust alone the moment I enter her line of sight.
The question probably is what's worse for her: Perpetual social isolation, or watching everything she so much as remotely liked slowly wither away and die. And while you could argue you could at least join her in immortality by eating her liver, I have a feeling Mokou categorically would refuse to curse anyone else with her own brand of immortality.
Will never believe that immortality is a bad thing. Though, one doujin almost convinced me, in it Mokou was eaten again and again by some monster hoping to gain immortality for himself in that way. Anyone remembers the name of it? It is one of the first I have ever read.
>>1958 So, basically IN's EX if Reimu didn't realize Kaguya was bullshitting them about the liver thing? >>1957 I'd be more concerned about getting myself into fate worse than death situations including inevitable decline of the earth/universe past inhabitable conditions.
>>1959 >inevitable decline of the earth/universe past inhabitable conditions. I think there's a doujin starring Mokou and Kaguya built around that idea. >>1958 Could you really live with that? The idea that you'll see everyone you'll ever love die? I think Mokou has some damn good reasons for usually avoiding people unlike they are fellow immortals like Futo or long-lived like Keine. Her befriending Sumireko actually surprised me.
>>1961 >Could you really live with that? The idea that you'll see everyone you'll ever love die? Easy, lol. The whole point of love and sex is preserving life, and immortality is superversion of that.
More importantly. Does the elixir transfer through the umbilical cord?
>>1963 And I once again forgot to spoiler the image.
>>1963 I haven't got that far in eratohoTW to answer that.
>>1963 >Hourai elixir gets into your kid >It forever stays 0 years old
>>1963 If the Hourai elixir functions by removing you from the cycle of life and death, I'd fully expect it would render the drinker sterile - i.e, unable to give new life just as he is unable to have his life taken. The alternative option might be even worse, as you'd either a) watch all of your children die or b) curse them with the same immortality you have (up to and including eternal torment after the heat death of the universe). >>1967 If magicians are biologically immortal and Patchouli was born as a magician, they'd still age up to a certain point. Same thing with Mokou, who still underwent a degree of physical change until she got stuck in her current form.
>>1968 Magician, youkai and other form of immortality are totally different from Hourai perfect immortality that said to be totally revert back any physical change, though that statement is also kind of doubtful.
>>1970 It wouldn't work with Mokou because she looks drastically different to from before she drank the elixir. Although that physical change might as well have been a side effect of the elixir never having been meant for consumption by humans instead of Lunarians in the first place. It is one thing to grant immortality to a being that already was borderline-immortal to begin with, and another thing to do the same with a creature that slowly dies from the day of its birth.
>>1968 I mean, Mokou learned a wide array of magic (pyrokinesis merely being her favorite) despite being human simply by the virtue of having lived long enough. If you have exponentially multiplying hourai people, who knows what they'll figure out in an effectively infinite amount of time. Mokou basically had her hair turn white (I guess the elixir doesn't work on melanin glands) and grew it out (because it also became immortal and now regrows if you cut it). Save for that she still has perfect 14yo body.
>>1972 Never thought about her like that since she's usually drawn quite old, but this vision of character is damn cool.
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>>1975 I don't think Mokou is supposed to be that small, or Keine there is a freaking tower.
>>1972 If her hair would regrow too fast after being cut, her front hair would've been as long as her back hair. I guess she just likes how long white hair looks.
>>1976 Huh. I always imagined "adult" characters like Kasen or Byakuren would be at least half a head taller like Reimu (even if Reimu herself probably is in her late teens by now). Miko being short also seems weird. Then again, people all tended to be a bit shorter back in the day.
>>1972 >>1974 >>1978 Also, a better question would be how the Hourai immortals always reincarnate fully clothed. (Or at least with all the clothes we can openly see).
>>1989 Eirin made for them special clothes that connect to their flesh, and basically become part of it to regenerate along. Just another sekrit Lunarian technology.
>>1989 I guess she just covers a few holes each time, and that's it. Maybe that's why her pants look like that?
>>1992 Doesn't Mokou undergo complete spontaneous combustion every time she reincarnates? There would be no holes left to cover. >>1991 So it's /d/''s parasite fetish. Welp.
>>1993 >So it's /d/''s parasite fetish I don't know what you're talking about but I'm not thinking anything creepy. It could be just special fibers mixed with their cells and connected to their bodies via plaster on the clothes.
>>1976 That picture is obviously not to scale, I know. 95% of touhous are about 14yo height. Although if it's because of their dietary/living standards being stuck at the Meiji era level, god knows how tall were nip girls in 700s. >>1988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B00J835yhJk Exact numbers from this video come from the author's ass, and a lot are glaringly incorrect, but it should be okay to get the general idea. In particular it is correct about Rinnosuke being a fucking tower who could get a standing bj from Marisa. >>1989 My idea is that the ofuda on Mokou's pants make them immutable/self-repairing and her shirt actually gets destroyed by the fire but ZUN can't actually show that because toho is a christian geimu. Actually I've had a long related sperg-out discussion in one of the /egg/ threads about how if hourai elixir actually settled in the liver it would evaporate when Mokou's liver burns up. >>1995 >I don't know what you're talking about This thing.
>>1999 This feels more like a 10 years old height. Wanted to post that one image by ao_usagi, but need an account.
>>2001 This one?
>>2002 Yep
>>2001 To be fair, Kosozu may not be much older than ten, and Marisa is explicitly stated to be fairly short for her age. For all we know, she might have faced chronic malnutrition after running away from home and finding most foods in the forest of magic to still be toxic to her.
>>2002 I want to see this image continue on to 2021 now.
>>2005 EW came out in 97 and Reimu was of legal age to partake in life or death (before danmaku) magical battles with man-eating mythical monsters in hell, so at least 8 years old. That means if we ignore the supposed timeskip to windows she's around 32 right now.
>>2004 Akyuu is supposed to be the semi-legal gray area loli of the series considering how Hiedas are supposed to ultradie way before even 16. Actually, I haven't seen her in official works lately. I kind of want her to kick the bucket already to see whatever dumb magic excuse ZUN invents to write himself out of killing someone's waifu.
>>2007 What if she already did and that's why we haven't been getting new entries from her in a long time?
>>2010 inb4 she suddendly walks into Miyoi's bar.
I would say Mokou is the hottest, if Okuu wasn't a thing.
>>2006 ZUN already said Gensokyo runs on the equivalent of Springfield time, so she'll probably stay sweet sixteen forever. It would be adorable if Reimu had a daughter and all the fearsome youkai she managed to befriend would turn into doting old aunties in the girl's presence >>2007 If a child of Miare dies, she must work for the yama (so probably Eiki) in exchange for its next reincarnation. As such, Akyuu would probably make cameo appearances alongside Eiki even if ZUN decides to kill her off for good.
>>2011 Child of Miare has no business anywhere near bars. She'll die of alcohol poisoning should she as much as catch a passing whiff of it. >>2012 It's not that Okuu is that hot. She's just very heavy.
The time of celebration for the resurrection of our lord and savior Fujiwara Mokou is once again upon us. Monthly sacrificial mass self-immolation is at 7. Don't miss it.
Fuck, did the whole month pass already?
>>2654 Maybe.
Help me get through this week and the one after that, Mokotan. Amen.
Just stop working bro
>>2793 She may be immortal, but she ain't a goddess. She'd still probably want you to do your best though.
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>>1948 >wanted to listen to my favorite Mokou arrange of all time <Channel that hosted it gets baleeted Big sad.
Half of my youtube bookmarks are dead. This is why I now copypaste video title whenever I post a youtube link, because they need one sneeze to delete something. Fucking google.
>>2804 It's long overdue for someone to make youtube.party and twotter.party to archive all the stuff that gets deleted by copyright bots and dumbass artists.
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>>2806 why do that when people can do it for you?
>>3001 On 24th I was too lazy to heat my breakfast in the microwave, so I heated it over a stove with a fork (which totally counts as an open fire), and then used it to sear my lower lip, which was basically like a ritualistic self-immolation equivalent of indirect kiss. Who even cares about posting in the thread by that point.
Come on, fairies. It's 24th. Why is the front page all niggerstan fairies and mountain jew reporters?
>>3119 Maybe it's because Mokou isn't as lewd as the others.
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>>3122 Implying superior pants aren't already lewdest of them all.
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Oh no, Mokou became a nigger!
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Oh yes, nigger became a Mokou!
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>>3290 His vids are fun to watch
>>3292 >Indians >Niggers Ok anon. Still would fuck.
I GOT MOUKOU PREGNANT
>>3362 Prove it
>>3363 WHY?
>>3367 If you can't prove it, then you're a lying faggot. You're not a lying faggot are you anon?
LOL
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>>3369 Lmao, shots posted. Come on now, anon, where are the proofs?
>>3369 >Gets asked to provide evidence >Cries Reports to the mods That is no proof >>3367. Please provide evidence to confirm your claim, or be forever remembered as a lying faggot.
>>3372 >bait doesnt work >seethes harder kek
hi
The day is upon us once again (and on a lazy sunday no less). >>3419 You have still provided no proof of this claim. It's not good to be a liar anon. It's better to admit when you are wrong.
Am I late? I think I am. Anyway, please bless my soul for the entire next month, Mokotan. I'll definitely need it to hold on. >>3419 Silly anon, a girl can't get pergnanante from shoving a bamboo stalk up your arse.
I did too, but wasn't gloating about it. Hello from parallel universe, hope you are treating your Mok well. Had to impregnate 5 other tohs first.
>>3547 it's Mouko, retard. 藤原の蒙古
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>>3550 >>3547 The absolute state of MOKOUfags
That's no autism, that's shitting up a board.
tf, tw has no marriage
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Keeping this tradition alive
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hot
itty bitty loli titty or just asian titty, I guess that's not an uncommon size there?


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