I want them to read this.

>>213 Guess what am i going to do with Patchy

>>220 Be careful what you wish for.

>>221 Why would you write that though? that really turns me off.

>>222 I didn't, but it's a compelling argument for why you shouldn't impregnate magicians in the 2hu setting.

My Twisted World by Elliot Rodger.

I'd give Patchy a 200-page manifesto/love letter on why I love her.

>>228 You would creep her out to the point of she banning you from entering the library.

>>226 Yeah but we're in Gensokyo, and in Gensokyo faith / superstition / belief in all forms could make something happen, or atleast able to be achieved. Therefore, i can theoretically have her pregnant if i get enough believers (alongside having Gods in my side) that she could be. >urmmm why not do it with KOSUZU? Because <loli

>>231 >not doing it with a loli

You lads aren't thinking degenerate enough. This will do the most damage, she might even attain CHIM. Take the meta pill.

>>305 How different would Gensokyo be if it actually obeyed its rules about forgotten items and various 2hu manga, hentai, merchandise and so on actually ended up in the place over time as a result?

>>314 It does, Yukari just cleans all that up. That's why she's always sleepy. The eternal janny.

>>315 You mean Ran cleans it all up for her while she sleeps.

>>305 I don't think Kosuzu will even attempt to reach CHIMdom, since she prefers to read shit just for the sake of it. >>314 I think the Gensokyo would be running amok with half human-youkais running around given the amount of people wanting to fuck hus.

>>322 >I think the Gensokyo would be running amok with half human-youkais running around given the amount of people wanting to fuck hus. Wouldn't most villagers that try to fuck a youkai still get torn to shreds/eaten?

>>323 No, eating villagers is off-limits.

>>324 I'm pretty sure the villagers are also fair game if they leave the main roads outside the village.

>>327 No, only outsiders can be eaten.

>>324 >>328 >implying wolf tengus and youkai werewolfs don't eat villagers on a weekly basis

Villagers can be eaten if they are caught out of the village, especially at night.

>>328 In the olde times. What's the difference between a villager and an outsider? Don't go out at night if you're stuck in gensokyo.

>>335 >What's the difference between a villager and an outsider? Most of the residents in the human village have been there for some time, and are in some ways stronger than the average human in the outside world due to the nature of the land. An outsider is usually someone that either manages or stumbles into Gensokyo through the border (or though magic bullshit per Sumireko Usami), and is obviously unprepared for the dangers within it. Since outsiders are unaware of the agreement between the villagers and yokai, they are fair game for said yokai and other non-human denizens that attack and eat humans. Some of them get eaten, while others end up at the Hakurei shrine and Reimu helps send them back out safely. Some outsiders choose to stay in the village instead, usually due to finding it a better lifestyle than the one they had in the outside world.

>>305 You know i really wish Touhou mangoes are more popular than they are now. I think i've read more Toho doujinshi, both H and non-H, before finding out there's actual canon Towhow comics. Shows you how much a community can change an intellectual property.

Do you think Kosozu's bells ring when she walks? Or at least when you fuck her in the ass?

>>750 Holy shit, yes. The first thing I thought when I saw her was "oh shit, her every movement probably drives half the village mad with those things". Unless she's a god-fucking hipster and wears fake bells without the clappers. >>328 Pretty sure youkai are relatively free to do what they want to individual villagers as long as it doesn't threaten the village itself. They will still have to answer to Reimu/Sanae/Miko/Byakuren, since protecting people from wild youkai is the main obligation of local religious institutions, but sages (Yukari) seem to only intervene in serial cases that cause major unrest among the villagers. Obviously, villagers have to feel safe in their village, so causing ruckus in there. especially in broad daylight. is a no-go, but if for example someone is hanging around the village road or nearby fields after dark, then it's their own fault and only Reimu would actively investigate their disappearance because the villagers expect her to (and maybe out of kindness). Outsiders are just easy targets because nobody will miss them. >>336 >villagers op Sources, please. Thus far pretty much every villager I remember seeing including Kosuzu and Akyuu were ordinary shmuck. >outsiders are unaware of the agreement between the villagers and yokai Guess what, villagers are also unaware of this agreement because it's exclusive to youkai (and maybe Hakurei lineage). As far as the villagers are concerned they just live in their ass-of-the-earth village and believe the same superstitions their grandfathers did 200 years ago, afraid of whatever monsters might prowl the nearby lands after dark.

I want to replace Akyuu's preparation materials for Konohanasakuya-hime-whatever-ritual with https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2915563 and watch her stumble and get flustered mid-ceremony as she can't help recalling the thing with her photographic memory. Actually, I want to spread all japanese chapters of Kairaku Historie all throughout the human village and watch the world burn.

>>213 Any of the holocaust denial books

>>304 But Anon, loli cannot get pregnant

depends on a loli, world record is 6 years old

>>3189 I thought the record was 3.

>>3219 Never heard of that. Maybe it was a "surviving isn't necessary" category?

>>3220 But she did survive, and her son was raised alongside her as her "brother".