I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OUT OF HER WIDE GAP

Fucking imagine how dry her pussy would be after thousands of years of not being touched

Yukari is a stupid dumb hag who should definitely not gap herself onto my bed for immediate fucking.

>>2489 Wouldn't just teasing her pussy?

>>2495 Help it?

If you fuck Yukari, she'll just dump any cum you pump into her into Reimu's womb with a gap instead. Gotta keep the Hakurei bloodline flowing.

>>2500 Why do people here seem to have a fetish for impregnating our chaste and pure shrine maiden?

>>2517 Because people want to. I just want to marry her.

>>2500 Doujins/fanart aside, I don't think she'd actually go that far on Reimu. It'd be more likely (and concerning) that she'd open a gap between her pussy and your dick, sending it to somewhere else, or have something come out of said gap.

>>2520 What if I want to marry her and then have consensual sex?

>>2521 That'd be fine I think. Youkai or not, she's still a classy lady of 1700. Probably would be best to do things properly.

>>2519 You want to marry Reimu but be a frigid husband?

>>2517 Natural 2hofag instinct to secure the continuation of 2ho games by preserving the Hakurei bloodline. You should be thankful ZUN already has kids, really.

>>2517 Because I love our fair miko. Besides, if that one image is true, then Reimu's a Christmas cake.

>>2532 Is the bow edible too?

>>2532 Which one image?

>>2526 This. I'm surprised Yukari isn't constantly egging Reimu on to find a suitable husband already. Then again, we don't even know if the Hakurei bloodline is an actual or a metaphorical one. I could equally imagine Yukari just snatches kids from the outside world and makes the current miko adopt them, because if said miko has a husband or whatnot, it would also decrease Yukari's influence over her.

>>2554 >surprised Yukari isn't constantly egging Reimu on to find a suitable husband Who's gonna solve incidents in the meantime then?

>>2536 It's that one that shows Reimu's growth from TH1 to now. I believe it said that Reimu would now be in her 30's.

Has no one seriously added Junko to the Old Maid's Club of Gensokyo?

>>2571 Can't be an old maid(en) if you're a milf.

>>2571 Junko isn't even in Gensokyo and doesn't lead/represent the faction she is in (Moon invader alliance) which is lead by Hecatia, so I always see her as an outlier compared to OG Maid Alliance (Yukari, Yuyuko, Eirin, Kanako, Byakuren).

>>2574 I guess it doesn't help that she's also crazy. Not exactly someone you bring round for tea. In all seriousness, how do you diffuse someone like that? Get her son's soul on the line?

>>2590 She purified herself leaving nothing but hatred for Chang'e, so, obviously, you have to soil her back.

>>2591 That would require getting close to her. That sounds dangerous even by Gensokyo standards.

>>2602 >That sounds dangerous That type of conceptual bullshit play would be pretty much the only way to flourish in Genskyo as a baseline person without seeking/stumbling into protection from a larger faction. I imagine Junko especially would be quite vulnerable to concepts latching on to her if one would find oneself in a position to apply such,at least until she re-purifies anyways.A stain is worth so much more on a white shirt after all. Safety Note;attempting bullshit conceptual plays might lead to getting Fortune Tellerd by a nearby status quo enforcer,excersize caution,be prepared to throw a distractionary tea party on demand.

>>2574 I don't think she's emotionally stable enough to even be in a club in the first place

>>2590 You don't. Junko as a person died back when she purified herself. The thing you see nowadays is raw hatred in a tight-fitting Junko costume. A machine-like being whose every action is aimed at one, singular purpose. If you magically brought her son back, Bo-Feng would probably recoil in terror.