Bribe her not to do anything untoward with it.

>>833 But what if she only wants to do untoward things with you*? *(Up to, and including, taking preventive steps to ensure you will not do untoward things with anyone but her)

>>834 >But what if she only wants to do untoward things with you*? Then in that case, I won't resist as long as she doesn't touch my car

I would invite her in for some tea. >>834 She's welcome to try.

>>832 Tell her that she's an old hat

>>832 Pic related Also, does Hatate have any other notable character trait beyond being an eternal second place loser when up against Aya's newspaper? I mean she can google anything sure, but that's redundant in Gensokyo since word of mouth travels faster there. sometimes, literally

>>874 Isn't her character trait being a gal, or was that only due to a poor translation?

>>874 She is more honest and actually focus on writing good and genuine article, perhaps rather naive, compared to Aya whose vast knowledge and experience shaped her into a skilled sensasionalist.

>>874 Wearing untextured clothing. What >>875 said. Being edgy and/or bullied by other tengu. That's basically it, and even then the latter is about 99% fanon.

>>877 Also, interesting to note that while Aya and Momiji are kind of hostile with each other with Aya noted a species rivalry, Hatate doesn't seem to experience the same issue, which implies she is closer to Momiji than Aya.

>>874 Almost none of the newhus after 11 but before 14 have traits. Just look at Unzan's hitbox.

>>880 TD cast is pretty quirky

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>>878 Let's not forget wrist-cutter Hatate.

>>882 The only ones that i really remember are Seiga (for being evil and /animu/'s board mascot), Miko (as an ersatz vocaloid or for being trans), and finally Futo (for her pose and weird outfit imo). Also Yoshika because i listened alot to a particular remix of her theme. >>885 >uses phones a lot >'bullied' by the other tengus >dresses like a schoolgirl >naive >wears a checkerboard pattern clothing I think she's just a lost schoolgirl in Gensokyo, i mean she'll fit in with the outside world faster than Sanae would.

>>890 Any explanation why Seiga is this site's mascot?

>>892 Because loleron jerks off to her in particular? Or maybe webring = hole, I dunno.

>>890 More specficially, she's an otaku who never left her home and just googled other reports for her "news" before Aya slapped some sense into her.

>>882 Yeah, just look at that lightning ghost that speaks rudely! She's got all sorts of traits. Like speaking rudely. Futo's a fun pyromaniac idiot, but still feels shallower than most earlier hous despite having the most traits. >>892 Her hair has an 8, like 8chan.

>>900 >Futo's a fun pyromaniac idiot, but still feels shallower than most earlier hous That's probably just you because you missed all her fan content to know what people see and can do with her.

>>900 >Futo >an idiot She strikes me more as a fish out of water than an idiot tbh.

>>922 I kinda feel the same way, it's probably just her jolliness that makes her fish out of water aspect come across as idiotic.

>>900 With Tojiko, you still have the mystery of how in all worlds she simply decided to "forgive" Futo for effectively murdering her. Simply finding her ghost form enjoyable when Futo presumably had not planned for her to be around as a ghost seems mildly unlikely. >>922 >>923 Fish out of the water describes it pretty good, honestly. I strongly doubt she was conscious before her eventualy ressurection, and while Miko as a certified genius probably found it less difficult to adapt to the world 1400 years later, she evidently still struggles with it. The relatively peaceful relations between humans and youkai in particular must be an enigma to her.

>>892 Who knows? If we go by >>900 's theory, then why not pick Yewcurry? My guess is that loleron picks her because she shares a resemblance to Miku's colour palette, alongside the infinity hair. >>924 >I strongly doubt she was conscious before her eventualy ressurection Maybe you're on to something, she's pretty much dead, clung to the only thing that gave her an identity, and being forced into an eternal indentured servitude to Miko. Maybe it's just her way to cope her way out of her miserable existence?

>>885 Man, looking at this image gives me Bakaudon vibes. Did she drew this? Feels a lot like her.

>>924 >With Tojiko, you still have the mystery of how in all worlds she simply decided to "forgive" Futo for effectively murdering her. It could very well be because Futo had more of a motivation than people think about when it comes to it. Futo's family was destroyed by Tojiko's, remember? So even if she thought of the events of the religious feud at that time to have been ultimately righteous, emotionally she might have still had some hate for the event still buried deep in her.

>>885 Am I the only one who would try to cuddle with her and help her

>>990 You realize helping her only means she'll be cutting your wrists instead, yes?

>>993 Not if I have one of these on inb4 not sponsored or anything

>>996 Why are you shilling those shitty assassin’s creed wristblade replicas?

>>1005 No, those are just armor for my wrists if she tries to cut my wrists

>>1006 >implying hatate will even harm you She's more likely to blush herself to death at the suggestion of her having a fanbase. Either way, i still don't understand why the fandom interpret her as being bullied so hard that she listens to Linkin Park.

>>1176 Well then, I will cuddle with her just as much.

>>1176 >She is known as a shut-in who prefers to stay indoors, using thoughtography to collect information for her articles. <She is an introverted neet. >She holds a strong discontent towards the rigid tengu caste system and greatly resents the workload placed upon her. <She gets bullied a lot by higher caste tengu and harbors hate towards the tengu society as a result. Not too big of a stretch.

>>1178 Also, I don't remember for sure, but in his interview for Symposium of Post-mysticism ZUN said that Hatate doesn't have an article because Aya is the only person who even knows about her existence. He probably meant the only one among people present or the only 2ho girl to know about her existence, but I see how you could misunderstand that.

>>1178 I would help her become the best waif.

>>1176 >>1178 >>1179 Great, now I want a Life with a Slave equivalent where you motivate a clinically depressed Hatate back to happiness. And unlike Life with a Slave, breaking her carefully restored sanity by turning her into a cock-addicted nympho will, at the very max, be purely optional

>>1185 I had the idea of a greentext that goes something like: >You meet a shy and nervous tengu girl at the edge of the forest near the village >You earn her trust with whatever snacks you could find at the village >She stutters her name when introducing herself and is too embarrassed to correct you, so you sincerely think her name is Hata and call her Hata-san >She meets you at the same spot every day and listens to whatever dumb shit you have to tell about yourself, but doesn't talk much herself because of how awkward she is >Nevertheless, you notice her stealing glances at you as she walks slightly behind you, sometimes discreetly stopping to fiddle with the bright-orange checkered thing she always has in her hand, pointing it at you and having it make a faint clicking sound >Eventually she opens up and begins to talk a little more, but still avoids talking about herself, mostly preferring to inquire about you and your life or just discussing inconsequential matters >Then one day you notice bruises on her body and ask where she got them assuming she had a rough landing or hit a tree or something >She breaks down and tells you everything about how she hates the Youkai Mountain and other tengu, how higher class tengu treat her like dirt and bully her for "being useless" and how she spends most of her days locked up at home, hiding from the world and wishing she could disappear etc, etc. >You hug her and promise that she will never have to go back to the mountain >She cries her eyes out into your shoulder >You sneak her into your house, avoiding the prying eyes of other villagers >... >You now have a cute small tengu living in your house >Oh, and you also demand she lets you rub your face on her wings as rent It's a shame I only managed to squeeze out 4k characters up to the "aaa, you hear something strange hiding in the bushes!!!" part and it's already an adverbfest.

>It's a shame I only managed to squeeze out 4k characters up to the "aaa, you hear something strange hiding in the bushes!!!" part and it's already an adverbfest. Keep trying. Alongside time and dedication, writing takes training. It's relatively easy to come up with the mental images or even lines upon lines of dialogue, but translating it into text while taking care of pacing and other issues isn't something you can just shake out of your hand.

>>1195 Well, It's not like I'm actively trying to up my writing. I was just going to slap together a quick dumb greentext for the sake of it, but it got out of hand and now the intro is about the size of what the whole thing was supposed to be.